I’m from the UK and when I visited Texas the people were warm, welcoming and all around lovely. I’ve personally never seen a state so patriotic. It’s was beautiful. And the food.......🤤🤤
@abitoffcenter3835 жыл бұрын
Your welcome back anytime and we've got the pit going
@poundinthastreets5 жыл бұрын
Glad you had a good time... come on back now, y’hear?
@bitterbetty.96675 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. :)
@michaeldiebold88475 жыл бұрын
A gent like you is welcome back anytime!
@bitterbetty.96675 жыл бұрын
Mike D I’m a lady lol but thank you anyway 😘.
@NuclearGrizzly5 жыл бұрын
You left out the Alamo. Never joke about the Alamo. Never.
@rosebearies92155 жыл бұрын
Preach
@abitoffcenter3835 жыл бұрын
AMEN, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
@jlina5 жыл бұрын
Remember the Alamo!
@SithGod24205 жыл бұрын
210 San Antonio, TEXAS!!! I love being Texan. The only name I would ever tattoo on me.
@Vandreal_Wolf5 жыл бұрын
Amen!! One of the closest examples of modern day Spartans (smaller scale). Seriously, think about it. They made Santa Ana pause allowing more time for Houston to gather his forces.
@efraing24825 жыл бұрын
#6 Buc-ee’s 😂 if you from Texas you know. And if you’re not, imagine a gas station the size of a Walmart with 150 gas pumps
@fire_fux5 жыл бұрын
That's the sweetest beaver I ever did see
@susiedupuy95325 жыл бұрын
and no 18 wheelers
@crktritual5 жыл бұрын
Efrain G their kolaches are on point, I prefer the pepper jack cheese an sausage... but the Ruben with extra extra bacon 😋☺️😲🤤🤤🤤❤️💙
@michellehill51415 жыл бұрын
Love buc-ees they have shopping carts it's so big
@charlottepulaski7954 жыл бұрын
OMFG Buc-ees is a beatiful, bright oasis in the vast, empty desert that is the crossing of Texas on I-10. If you have never visited, you must go. And plan on being there a while :)
@johnwayne75604 жыл бұрын
Texas pride, all are welcome, but don’t California my Texas!
@ish79574 жыл бұрын
Haha you guys are obsessed with California. People on California can care less about Texas 😂
@philiporrell29364 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@philiporrell29364 жыл бұрын
@@ish7957 with the exception of people from California fleeing the state to live in Texas...
@ish79574 жыл бұрын
@@philiporrell2936 "fleeing"? Some are relocating to Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, and yes, Texas. But there is no obsession with Texas among Californians
@bobp10164 жыл бұрын
Ish I live in California and no one is obsessed with California. In fact, people are fleeing this state and moving to Texas or Idaho. People in Texas only care about liberal Californians moving to Texas for a better life, but then vote for liberals.
@shadowsandspirtswithsantos60854 жыл бұрын
My wife is from California , after having a Texas man she said it changed her life. Now she has boots and shorts everywhere we go. She cooks the best Mexican food now. Expects our boys to open doors for ladies. Our girls and boys go with daddy to the range. Everyone in the family uses words like yes sir, no ma’am, please and thank you to each other. Whataburger is once a week, bbq twice a week. And she said neighbors look out for each other.
@TexanFlag3 жыл бұрын
Now thats Texan.
@EduardoLopez-nl5yb3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man .you are living the dream
@shadowsandspirtswithsantos60853 жыл бұрын
@@EduardoLopez-nl5yb orale!! thank my man, yeah it’s pretty good in these parts. Hope all is well for you as well. Being in Texas is simplistic living. Love it
@ajfromcjbasements65743 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@alberteinstein92352 жыл бұрын
Im married to a black woman and she loves the life we be living by the beautiful beach
@arunbchill5 жыл бұрын
I get a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when people mention my state. This Texas pride is real.
@ZacharyMellinger5 жыл бұрын
Lolipop but Pancakes.
@Pb-ij4ip5 жыл бұрын
Aswuz Before, I’m a transplant from Missouri, but I still feel like...”DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!”. Oh yes, it’s real.
@germankenway5 жыл бұрын
Shit I ain't even moved to 🇺🇸 yet and I already feel so much fucking love for Texas, if Mexicans try and take it "back", i'd fucking waving my "come and take it" flag and fight on Texas side no doubt P.S. I was born in Mexico 😂
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
The Cowboys suck
@michaeldiebold88475 жыл бұрын
Me 2 Brother! Can I get a COWBOYS!!!!
@displacedredneck5 жыл бұрын
Texas. The best country in the world. (The fact that so many people can't sense satire is depressing) Its funny because we were our own country first and its a running joke down here that nothing really changed and we still are. Yeesh...
@jasonlunstrum95995 жыл бұрын
Best comment I've read, period.
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
You mean Mexico
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
Where the football sux and the women are easy
@jasonlunstrum95995 жыл бұрын
@@Jumpbackmunkeycrack lol
@charlesman87225 жыл бұрын
Robert Hilton and the stds are rampant
@crystalsmith49195 жыл бұрын
Lol truth!!!! When you Texan you aren't even a race you are just Texan!!!!!
@jadeanphillips50085 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@beauxcyphus28435 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@gladiusgamer93245 жыл бұрын
Texas is a state, country and race.
@hulasshoupe98045 жыл бұрын
Yup
@davidbruce55245 жыл бұрын
when you hit Tuscany on vacation and they ask you where you are from... the answer is always "Texas"
@christophermorales85294 жыл бұрын
Texas History is taught in school before US History FACTS 🤘🏽🤘🏽
@Delanemoser4 жыл бұрын
I started learning Texas History in the second grade. First lesson, mandatory trip to the Alamo! Only 162 miles each way 🙂
@red28464 жыл бұрын
I raised three kids and went to the Alamo all three field trips and loved it every single time!
@GaryDrumm4 жыл бұрын
LOL. That’s actually true! 😂
@mandyc35244 жыл бұрын
Yup! 4th/7th grade Texas as opposed to 5th/8th grade US
@Clara-xl1bh4 жыл бұрын
🤘🤘🤘
@jasonmoore64484 жыл бұрын
C’mon, man. It ain’t “What-a-Burger.” It’s “Water Burger.” Anyone from Texas knows this. 😂
@johnwjr73 жыл бұрын
That's how it comes out of our mouths when we say it, Water Burger.
@LuckyHyde3 жыл бұрын
True.. I had to think about it though
@efrijim7003 жыл бұрын
Truth
@evanextreme61573 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother! What-A-Burger ain't fast enough, it's Water Burger
@sendit77773 жыл бұрын
How dare you share our secret lingo. Now we can't laugh at foreigners when they come to our country of TEXAS at our waterburgers. Lol. 👍
@johnknight19815 жыл бұрын
"Chicken dont even have ribs" "They do in Texas" Lmao
@jamesmartin94015 жыл бұрын
Mosquitos down here have ribs.
@spicsy__mane52533 жыл бұрын
Shockingly True.
@stevenserna910 Жыл бұрын
Chickens here gots; ribs, a pick up, Cowboy hat, boots, and a .45 Colt.
@livin-2475 жыл бұрын
💜💯When I left Texas for a job on the northslope of Alaska. When I was picked up at the airport the guy asked me. Do you know what we call Texans up here? I said no what? He said , Boss :)
@aprilwycherley4 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@msashleybaby81995 жыл бұрын
This is the whole truth and nothing put the truth😂😂😂 "I'm not black I'm Texas"😂😂😂
@tanguman25 жыл бұрын
Foreigners: where you from? Me: Texas Foreigner: I mean what country? Me: Texas Foreigner: I mean what part of the world you from? Me: for the last time TEXAS!!!!!
@fliprodriguez19645 жыл бұрын
MsAshley Baby god damn right baby girl!!!
@NineToes195 жыл бұрын
MsAshley Baby And attractive. Typical Texas Lady!
@pegleg09able5 жыл бұрын
@@tanguman2 There was a joke I read in Reader's Digest..."Life in the United States" that I need to share with you. It fits this scenario perfectly! Here is the way I remember the story- "...A gentleman (from Texas) and his wife went to Brazil to teach literature for a year at a local University(I believe he was from A&M, but not sure). A student from the University came to meet them at the airport. He was there to take them to their new home in the downtown area of Brazil. As the student pulled the car into the driveway of the house that the couple would be staying in ...they noticed a message. The words: "Yankee, Go Home!" had been spray painted in large letters across the garage door. The college student was embarrassed, and profusely apologized for the hateful message. The Texan (with a kind smile) patted the student's shoulder and said: "Please don't worry about it another minute, son. We don't much like em' where we come from either."
@tanguman25 жыл бұрын
@@pegleg09able that's what we tell people from liberal states who move here try to change us to san Francisco
@davidcantwell24894 жыл бұрын
You forgot one, don't never say Alaska is bigger, because it ain't, ice don't count.
@Jarvis_9233 жыл бұрын
Actually, Alaska is bigger with or without ice. But I understand it’s a saying 😄.
@5josullivan3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@frankbebey39333 жыл бұрын
I am an Alaskan, and I can say this is an accurate statement. lol
@TheSliverleaf4 жыл бұрын
God was seen walking in Texas and was asked, what are you doing here? And God said, just working from home.
@5josullivan3 жыл бұрын
Lol, love that.
@mclotfelter56643 жыл бұрын
That is the best comment I have ever seen on any video on KZbin. God Bless!!!
@TheSliverleaf3 жыл бұрын
@@mclotfelter5664 you are to kind and may all of God’s blessing and tender mercies be with you.
@mclotfelter56643 жыл бұрын
@@TheSliverleaf thank you so much for that. And may the Lord bless you always
@lynnhallows9573 жыл бұрын
Love it
@cptngroovy44385 жыл бұрын
When I travel people ask me "where you from?" I answer Texas. "Oh you're American." No. I am Texan.
@michelleweeks67355 жыл бұрын
Texan, american... i dont see the difference.
@cptngroovy44385 жыл бұрын
If you were from Texas you would.
@michelleweeks67355 жыл бұрын
@@cptngroovy4438 so texans arent patriotic? I've heard otherwise.
@Falcun215 жыл бұрын
@@michelleweeks6735 Texans are extremely patriotic. It's just that in a contest of what they love more, Texas comes first. It's been that way since 1836. When the Alamo and Goliad boys died, Remember the Alamo and Remember Goliad became rallying cries throughout the "state." Folks took the Alamo sacrifice and the Goliad massacre to heart. Houston ordered the destruction of the Alamo, but Bowie decided to buy Houston time. Then Travis showed up and then Crockett.189 brave men stood off over 5,000 soldiers just to buy Houston more time to gather allies and fighters. They were the Spartans at Thermopylae and they are icons to us. The pride that that instills cannot be easily explained, because it's not just mentioned in a history book and then forgotten. It's everywhere you look in Texas. Every true Texan home has Texas flags on mugs, shirts, caps, towels, decals on cars, trucks, a Texas shaped clock or cookie tray or ash tray or cake pan. The cities and streets bear the names of those heroes. We have a legacy that we feel deep inside, a burning desire to win to overcome the odds against us, a never say die attitude mixed with an unhealthy dose of bring it on. When Xerxes demanded the Spartans lay down their weapons, Leonidas replied with "Come get!" When Santa Ana demanded the Alamo defenders surrender, they answered with a cannon blast at him. Texans have a very strong response to being ordered to back down. The phrase, "Or what?" comes to mind. Every time a true Texan righteously stands his ground and refuses to back up even an inch, makes him feel that much closer to being worthy of the sacrifice made by the men at the Alamo. They didn't back down and so we can't either (as long as we're in the right. I'm not talking about drunks and trouble seekers/bullies) You can push some people, you can't push a Texan, it's hard on your health.
@michelleweeks67355 жыл бұрын
@@Falcun21 way too much info, dude. No one cares.
@rcrdquintana5 жыл бұрын
US Citizen by birth, Texan by the grace of God! Bout sums up most Texans.
@abitoffcenter3835 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@SithGod24205 жыл бұрын
Amen indeed
@ladya19535 жыл бұрын
And the corollary: I wasn't born in TEXAS but I got here as fast as I could.
@brianl84815 жыл бұрын
Faith Adams That one is me.
@michaeldiebold88475 жыл бұрын
That's right!
@cavtroopermunoz5 жыл бұрын
We bring Texas with us, everywhere we go.
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
Is that what that smell is?
@cavtroopermunoz5 жыл бұрын
@@Jumpbackmunkeycrack No, that's your upper lip. Have a blessed day.
@ksmdemon79644 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@jwhite29014 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. I live in Tennessee right now, but in my house, it's Texas as hell.
@louszoo4 жыл бұрын
Exactly and if you run into another Texan outside of Texas you immediately become friends.
@troyflores54594 жыл бұрын
I'm a Hispanic born and raised in Texas down here this is how we say it. My blood is from Mexico but my bones are from Texas. Tejano Pride
@bellah.84183 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER TEJANO YAY IM ALSO ONE AS U CAN SEE BY MG LAST NAME IT IS A VERY COMMON HISPANIC NAME(mostly in Mexico)
@jessemartinez94613 жыл бұрын
Texmex. Salena. Whataburger
@adampringle39433 жыл бұрын
You a Texan
@robertmccall40283 жыл бұрын
He talks about BBQ but forgot about our Mexican food. I got into with a girl from New Mexico saying their Mex food was better than ours. Smdh. They make their menudo white. 🤮
@dovahbear03 жыл бұрын
@@jessemartinez9461 waterburger...
@lisliaer79994 жыл бұрын
Interesting 5 things Texans don't mess around about....and no mention of firearms...i mean we fought a country because they tried to take a small cannon. We gave em the finger and ran up a flag that said "Come and Take It"..
@thisismagacountry13184 жыл бұрын
More people need to know about the Gonzales Flag.
@dragonmist66994 жыл бұрын
Texas even has a small town named Cut and Shoot
@joshredus88304 жыл бұрын
like I just posted that falls with are Texas pride.
@lisliaer79994 жыл бұрын
@@dragonmist6699 don't forget gun barrel city, tx
@danielson_92114 жыл бұрын
Umm they did take it and Texas had go cry to the USA for help, just history dont be upset just facts.
@aaronhickman86025 жыл бұрын
Come on Josh everybody knows the stars at night are bigger and brighter deep in the heart of Texas
@leslieshafer63435 жыл бұрын
And they also know that The prairie sky is wide and high, deep in the heart of Texas.
@TreeFreak5 жыл бұрын
Go to any bar/pub in Europe. Wait until the evening is in full swing. Yell out loud "The stars at night are big and bright." The entire crowd will stomp their feet or clap their hands and sing the next line. Saw it in Amsterdam. Saw it in Frankfurt. Saw it in Berlin. Saw it in the Bavarian Alps. Its amazing.
@johnknight19815 жыл бұрын
I'm so Texan that I started to sing as I read your comment lmao
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
Yea but you're football sux
@jerryturner23105 жыл бұрын
Clap Clap Clap Clap
@infidelsinc34825 жыл бұрын
"Texas born and Texas bred, when I die, I'll be Texan dead!"
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco58404 жыл бұрын
I WILL DIE IN THE STATE OF TEXAS
@claireindigo12003 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@carolavant29405 жыл бұрын
My husband and I traveled the world. We never filled out our nationality on visa applications as anything other than Texan. We were NEVER questioned or "corrected" at customs. Was told by a woman in Syria that other people from the US said that they were from America, but all Texans just stated the obvious.
@johoney54585 жыл бұрын
lmao. thank you. I needed that. Y'all have a blessed day.
@grassfedmilkmomma5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@michaeldiebold88475 жыл бұрын
Same! I'm German born, but Texas proud! Love my state!
@lauriivey78015 жыл бұрын
So true ... and no one ever asks "where is that?" - - they just know.
@halfvader80155 жыл бұрын
@@lauriivey7801 Yep those foreigners know stuff outside themselves. Unfortunately it doesn't work the other way around as much. Hence the eternally embarrassing "Paris, (followed by) France"!!! :D
@dontneedtoknow58364 жыл бұрын
Texan first. Defend God, your family, Texas, then country.
@myfairytalelife34 жыл бұрын
Nuh uh. That's wrong. It should be God, Texas, family, then country.
@dontneedtoknow58364 жыл бұрын
@@myfairytalelife3 only in cases where protecting Texas is protecting your family.
@myfairytalelife34 жыл бұрын
@@dontneedtoknow5836 Lol. Nahh dude, a true Texan knows that Texas always comes before family. Hell, Texas is family so by defending Texas you are defending family. Lol.
@dontneedtoknow58364 жыл бұрын
@@myfairytalelife3 why is that? Because you are a Texan first.
@myfairytalelife34 жыл бұрын
@@dontneedtoknow5836 Everybody knows you don't mess with Texas. Like, that's literally the motto of Texas. Lol.
@ds.m.17314 жыл бұрын
He is so spot on about the women. No matter their ethnicity-They are FROM TEXAS!!
@1anthonybrowning5 жыл бұрын
We have an expression in Texas for those not born here. “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could”.
@toodlescae3 жыл бұрын
That's me. Been here since 1976 except for the one year I was in NM 1982 to 1983.
@tanguman23 жыл бұрын
Except forCalifornians, they can go back to socialist state, we dont want those ideals here.
@-criedjupiter-84643 жыл бұрын
@@tanguman2 yea bringing that valley talk over here
@willcresson87763 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking about it for years, but I'm an Appalachia boy and I dunno if I could ever give up my mountains. I got family down there, visited a few times. I like the people and what y'all do with cows and smoke. But I drove way too long in a straight line without seeing nary a hill. Think I'll just keep visiting and giving y'all my vacation money.
@yellowrose47173 ай бұрын
There is a rule about coming to Texas. After 10 years and loosing your other state ascent you are considered a Texas transplant.
@TreeFreak5 жыл бұрын
Bluebell Ice Cream. Bluebell is the best ice cream in the country because the cows think Brenham is heaven.
@snafukilljoy2045 жыл бұрын
I'd put Braums up against the Bell both are high quality ice cream
@TreeFreak5 жыл бұрын
@@snafukilljoy204 Braums is ok, but they are an Oklahoma chain. Bluebell is ours!
@dragonalpha98945 жыл бұрын
Brenham IS part of Heaven!
@TreeFreak4 жыл бұрын
Have to correct myself now. It finally came out that the CEO of Bluebell and other executives KNEW there was a contagion and covered it up, so it wouldn't hurt sales. Nope, can't trust Blue Bell, ever again.
@txgunguy27664 жыл бұрын
There was a national taste test of regional ice cream brands. To keep things fair, only the vanilla flavor of each brand was tested. The results were obvious. WINNER, Blue Bell Vanilla Bean
@demunzjohnson96095 жыл бұрын
Dont mess with texas we bleed them colors the red white and blue
@michaeldeal14425 жыл бұрын
Demunz Johnson we bleed tx
@abitoffcenter3835 жыл бұрын
No Sir, we bleed TEXAS
@crossedrifles60055 жыл бұрын
Ever gone outside and relieved in yourself in nature? After I’m done, I step back and see a Lone Star. It runs that deep.
@TheRoadhammer3795 жыл бұрын
Stop with the don't mess with bullshit, you Texans always talk big shit about everyone has a gun... apparently not in El Paso. lmfao, not one law abiding citizen had a gun in the Walmart and a mass shooter messed with Texas like a red headed stepchild.
@Mr.Killswitch5 жыл бұрын
El Paso has more illegal immigrants than legal gun owners
@eddiethompson63554 жыл бұрын
I'M A 55 YEAR OLD TEXAS MAN and ain't to PROUD to say THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE FROM TENNESSEE FOR RUNNING to the ALAMO... WE WILL NEVER FORGET 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@rcrdquintana4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Thank you!! Tennessee!
@js45404 жыл бұрын
None truer brother the volunteer state god blessum!
@janettamcgee81243 жыл бұрын
T for Texas, T for Tennessee. Thank you Tennessee.
@JamesMoore-uk1wu3 жыл бұрын
Thanks from Knoxville Tennessee.
@allenwadecook48063 жыл бұрын
You welcome brother
@lizbelinoski12324 жыл бұрын
When it comes to pronouncing Whataburger, you can easily determine if a person is a real Texan or not. We call it Water-burger & don't hear a problem with that!!
@dixiecyrus81363 жыл бұрын
Born in Florida and we say WATERBURGER!🤣🤣 MAN, I could eat one now.❤
@tonyh21813 жыл бұрын
That ketchup tho.
@DARWINZOO3 жыл бұрын
Wha Da Bugh A. Massachusetts
@bellah.84183 жыл бұрын
Omg that is so true when some one says What-A-Burger I ask what state they lived in before they moved to Texas I always called it water-burger and I always will
@blurredlights52355 жыл бұрын
I live in Georgia now. I got a job on the spot in an interview the other day because the manager was another Texan. Being from Texas is like instant networking. We're everywhere.
@FFTEX555 жыл бұрын
Damn straight.
@hotandsoursoup26645 жыл бұрын
Being an Aggie is the same way. We look out for each other. Whoop '20!
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
Ropin goats?
@sbranham864 жыл бұрын
I moved to georgia from Texas too
@OvertheHorizons2 жыл бұрын
@@hotandsoursoup2664 C/O 15 here. Gig em
@johnthaxton92355 жыл бұрын
Had a friend move to Texas from Mississippi. He said when he crossed into Texas and saw "Don't Mess With Texas" he almost went back to Mississippi.
@JoseGonzalez-ed8ws4 жыл бұрын
I'm moved to Texas from Mississippi too. When I saw the same sign I knew I was t home
@wickedyes074 жыл бұрын
It just means don't litter that's all.
@claytonrealist88685 жыл бұрын
We call it "Waterburger".
@kitty19cat7515 жыл бұрын
Yep yep 👍
@cleverusernamenexttime27795 жыл бұрын
What-a-sucky-burger. Jack in the Box is way better.
@claytonrealist88685 жыл бұрын
@@cleverusernamenexttime2779 Umm. Okay.
@pugsabi4 жыл бұрын
@@cleverusernamenexttime2779 Bless your heart, honey.
@yesterdaystomorrow10564 жыл бұрын
Wait, it's not pronounced Waterburger?
@Oscubasteve4 жыл бұрын
We dont joke about hating californians moving here w their politics!
@douglasmorgan98734 жыл бұрын
I hope to hell they have learned what voting for dems did for them.
@sharpaycutie23 жыл бұрын
Thats what they say Dallas is like now.
@foxbyte01573 жыл бұрын
I got a buddy who moved from Dallas saying it got too blue there
@Oscubasteve3 жыл бұрын
@@foxbyte0157 Only out of stste plates I see here are cali and ny! Smh
@foxbyte01573 жыл бұрын
@@Oscubasteve What a shame.. Maybe they'll change though? Texas is a very friendly place
@AntisocialRedNeckNerd4 жыл бұрын
We also don’t want no Washington politicians telling us how to live. I suspected people from Florida will agree with that! Texas is a whole other country. The Republic of Texas.
@ish79574 жыл бұрын
Riiiight, unless it's Trump or GWB
@AntisocialRedNeckNerd4 жыл бұрын
Ish - George H, George W and George P are Texans. No we don’t want Trump telling us how to live
@davidtoda17515 жыл бұрын
"Chicken got 'Ribs' in Texas!" I'm done. I can die happy now.
@NoName-sg8pz5 жыл бұрын
As a Texan. I can confirm. Oh, and 6, guns. Seriously, do not question about the endless laws in Texas that consists of guns. You would encounter so many gun experts and enthusiasts, you will not be murdered by bullets, you will be murdered by calm soothing soft spoken voices of facts. That is not a joke, I'm one of those enthusiasts.
@NinaJnoland5 жыл бұрын
Also how many mass shooters do you see in a state where you're grandma is packing heat! Texan proud! Where's my Whataburger??
@TheRoadhammer3795 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and the El Paso shooter called bullshit on you, shot up your citizens and not one person in the Walmart was legally armed. Texans are full of shit.
@kevinl50175 жыл бұрын
TheRoadhammer379 because nobody acted doesn’t mean nobody was armed. Come to Texas with your big mouth and see how far you make it
@georgegravette11324 жыл бұрын
@@kevinl5017 Considering that only about 5% of Texans have a License to Carry (though that percentage may have ticked up this year), and that El Paso is largely liberal (think Beto), I'm inclined to think that no one at that Walmart was carrying that day. In fact, there was even a news article about a woman who escaped the shooting, who had an LTC but left her gun at home. The idea of someone carrying and NOT acting, choosing to run instead, definitely seems UN-Texan to me.
@brandygipson16755 жыл бұрын
I'm from Georgia and my husband is from Texas. Let's just say there are many restaurant that have been "banned" in our home due to " they can't cook a steak" and " their bbq is horrible!" So we do a lot of grilling at home! Lol
@poundinthastreets5 жыл бұрын
As it should be.... a nice stack of hickory, a nice stack of applewood & of course, a nice stack of mesquite. Now THATS good bbq. Get that propane bs outta here!
@scotthummel42485 жыл бұрын
You dont go out for steaks..... You grill them yourself. Any self respecting Texan will tell you that.
@NineToes195 жыл бұрын
Scott Hummel You DONT grill ANYTHING in Texas!! You barbecue it!!!!
@NineToes195 жыл бұрын
J Mit We have barbecues. We barbecue hamburger patties, steaks, brisket, sausage, pork, corn on the cob, etc.. When mentioning barbecue in Texas, it’s a GIVEN it’s either on a pit OR on a grill over open flames using charcoal briquettes, and wet wood chips for the smoking factor and the red ring around the meat, just under the “bark” of briskets, ribs, pork tenderloins, etc.. A cook out is a general term and can include cooking with propane. Any self respecting Texan knows that. Restaurants use pits, as most people can’t afford one in their backyard. Restaurants also use rotisserie’s. That’s just flame and wood. You’re splitting hairs that have already been split.
@NineToes195 жыл бұрын
J Mit I figured you were either a city boy or NOT from Texas. Sounds like you’re both.
@Bayloy4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Texas woman! I been abroad and when people ask me where im from I dont say "America" I say "Texas!" LOL good video!
@livin-2474 жыл бұрын
Yep you are legit👍💯
@livin-2474 жыл бұрын
Ty
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco58404 жыл бұрын
Same
@truenanashminitdapressure17083 жыл бұрын
Same I did the same thing in Japan
@jormungandrrework48993 жыл бұрын
Because i see my lone star state as a country wish it was tho :(
@md-uf8kq4 жыл бұрын
Ain't no "races" here in Texas! There's Texan's and there's other people that's not from Texas. Love this Floridian! Telling it like it is.
@beauxjones87935 жыл бұрын
No matter our ancestral make up we are TEXAN 1st. No matter where we go we are TEXAN 1st. It’s something you can’t explain.
@laurasomebody4 жыл бұрын
Unless you're from Austin 😆 not many real Texans willingly claim Austin.
@alitaapicella4 жыл бұрын
Beaux Jones true and Laura Somebody is right as well.
@tiffanywoods41264 жыл бұрын
Actually that's Education and Pride!!
@cspence54004 жыл бұрын
@@laurasomebody but everybody loves 6th street! ATX
@laurasomebody4 жыл бұрын
@@cspence5400 Lol no no no. Austin is the California of Texas...stupid college kids set free and yuppies and hippies...no. I'd pick the west end over Austin every day 😋 whatever the case, at least it's not Oklahoma 🤦😂
@brunoonoahu5 жыл бұрын
I am a Texan, and I approve this message.
@Averyjohnson33611 ай бұрын
A fellow man of culture I see I too am from Texas
@number6mbw5 жыл бұрын
Born and raised Texan here... We know where you sleep.... 😁
@number6mbw5 жыл бұрын
@William Bennett She's definitely not in the room next to me, but gotta ask: You into necrophilia or what?
@ZacharyMellinger5 жыл бұрын
Why is Texas?
@JusticeBackstrom4 жыл бұрын
Guy on a plane from Spain to Israel straight-up just asked me, "Whereabouts in Texas you from?" one time. Derned right, we wear Texas wherever we go.
@steverodgers84254 жыл бұрын
Adam weren't a Texan. No Texan is EVER going to give up a rib!
@tohokugirl81444 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@stevenserna910 Жыл бұрын
Hell nah, not no beef rib.
@galanbrownmonticristo10124 жыл бұрын
" I am not from the United States. I am from Texas" something I've said my entire life and still do to this day and always will.
@USMC-Goforth3 жыл бұрын
I catch myself doing this when out of country often lol even funnier is people recognize exactly where I'm talking about 🤣
@kakakshi37102 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@jesusofbullets Жыл бұрын
It’s even better when you go overseas and say that you’re from Texas. Everyone is kinda meh around Americans, but EVERYONE knows and loves Texans. When I got stationed in Japan and met the Japanese and told them I was from Texas, their eyes absolutely LIT UP. It also helps that my grandparents are actual cowboys.
@PhD7774 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! 👍🏻🎅👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Growing up, the saying was, "The top three denominations in Texas are: Baptist, Methodist (now, Catholic), and High School Football"!
@mikedev90895 жыл бұрын
Nothing is bigger than TEXAS PRIDE
@TheRoadhammer3795 жыл бұрын
Except the body count in El Paso, guess y'all were joking when y'all claimed "everyone in Texas has a gun", apparently not in El Paso, lol. One law abiding citizen could have saved lives in the Walmart but no one was armed.
@Jumpbackmunkeycrack5 жыл бұрын
I guess if you can be proud of lousy football
@kevinl50175 жыл бұрын
TheRoadhammer379 it was a gun free zone for one and not everyone wants to get involved in a gunfight when they are out shopping with their families genius. You would run like a bitch I’m sure of it. Quit going to every thread and posting the same lame shit.
@bc_usa5 жыл бұрын
You can't fix stupid. 🤣😂🤣
@laurasomebody4 жыл бұрын
Well...in Houston, the average weight would confirm girth is comparable to Texan pride 😆
@paxgemini48825 жыл бұрын
You thought “Don’t mess with Texas” was just a commercial slogan? NO NO NO! That applies to your WHOLE life now. You have the Yakuza, the Mafia, the Cartel, and then the Texas. There’s no escape. You in for LIFE! Any kids you have, IN FOR LIFE! Any stranger in you just decided to say hello to because you was feeling polite that day, IN FOR LIFE!
@TheRoadhammer3795 жыл бұрын
The El Paso shooter messed with Texas, where's all the big talkers and the "everyone in Texas is armed" shit talkers? One legally armed Texan could have saved a few lives. So I guess Texans do joke about some things.
@aprilwycherley5 жыл бұрын
TheRoadhammer379 a legally armed Texan wouldn’t have been in that store!! It’s a gun free zone, so illegal to carry firearms into that particular store!! You need to grow tf up and learn some respect!!!!
@beauxjones87935 жыл бұрын
April Newbury !!thank you!! Most of are armed but we follow the law
@paxgemini48825 жыл бұрын
Of course there’s always the one person that simply cannot enjoy comedy. 🤷🏾♂️ To mention something so controversial just for attention though? On a comedic KZbin video at that. SMH You gots to do better.
@aprilwycherley5 жыл бұрын
KG Tuned amen!!
@moisty2544 жыл бұрын
Texan folk should definitely come to Australia, although I think we might bounce off each other a little too much and stuff may break after a couple drinkies 😂
@annie18754 жыл бұрын
We'd still be friends the next day and then do it again!! Australia would be the ONLY other country with almost (😜) as much pride as the USA or Texas
@russellboynton91534 жыл бұрын
I bet a lot of stuff might get broken.
@judithbristley18084 жыл бұрын
Rob P My Dad was in Australia during WWII, he loved y’all.
@jasonmcqueen6593 жыл бұрын
All the Texans I know love Australia and the people that represent that land.
@robertmccall40283 жыл бұрын
Lol true. Read up alot on Australia. Y'all are pretty solid down there. Wouldn't mind visiting at all.
@tylerjones42714 жыл бұрын
As a born Texan this made me laugh so hard. Thanks much appreciated
@lancemaricle43795 жыл бұрын
In hard Texan accent: "I'm from Texas what country are you from"
@wildershoney24394 жыл бұрын
😂 when I was a kid I had trouble understanding county's. I was like 🤷🏼♀️Texas. My mom was 👩🏼🏫 gave up. Yes, baby, Texas. I distinctly remember being proud that I was "right". 😂
@bellah.84183 жыл бұрын
Yes we were a country so we are right... who am I kidding Texans are always right no matter what
@LuxeprivaeMedia3 жыл бұрын
love it. lmao
@cwdrock5 жыл бұрын
LMAO I saw the title of that video and knew you were gonna get lit up!!
@billrowden59175 жыл бұрын
I will fight for my country but I will die for Texas
@bryan705464 жыл бұрын
Just moved from my home state of Louisiana to texas. We been trying to get here for years. Love it here. Aint never leaving.
@zaphods2ndhead1934 жыл бұрын
Lol. You're still new here so I will let it slide but you forgot about Chili. Chili is some serious shit here, in some ways more important than BBQ. And it better not have beans.
@Romans828girl14 күн бұрын
I grew up extremely poor on Texas red dirt roads. Chili is a lot cheaper than BBQ, so I grew up on chili, homegrown peas, and fried potatoes. Mama's chili won a cook-off-- even though it did have beans. She could stretch one pound of hamburger to feed a crowd if she used beans.
@katherinegassen74525 жыл бұрын
Coming from a proud Texas woman - we still love you Josh!
@avoiceofpeace5 жыл бұрын
He's learning... Texas is getting real for him.. when are you moving here? 🤣
@abelzalazar25845 жыл бұрын
Josh mine buddy was stationed in Europe . He married a woman from Spain. When they had there first child he made sure that her newborn feet touch Texas dirt first .He snuck in a baggy of hill country soil in the hospital . He and his wife and children were all baptize in the Frio river !! TEXAS pride! Oh by the way TACOS ARE TACOS not burritos! U never ask for a breakfast burrito in TEXAS ITS A BREAKFAST TACOS
@jamessmith44554 жыл бұрын
From San Antonio the birthplace of breakfast tacos. Wtf is a breakfast burrito?!
@wildershoney24394 жыл бұрын
Super cute! 🥰 And you can thank Whataburger for changing it to breakfast burrito.
@garrett39484 жыл бұрын
Who in tf calls it a breakfast burrito
@mindieta4 жыл бұрын
" 'even chickens have ribs in Texas !! " we never laughed so hard we were told to go outdoors bro !! Your body might be in Fla. but your Heart is in Texas now my friend !! we might debate with each other here in Texas , but at a drop of a hat " We Stand United " . Texas Pride , our kids are born with it !! Much Luv from TEXAS , to you and family !!
@johnnieboy34584 жыл бұрын
Hopefully folks from California moving to Texas don't mess our state's government up like they did with cslifornia. We don't need to be paying for heroin addicts to get clean needles. Just get them help. Use your head folks.
@user-ym9wb2mk5e3 жыл бұрын
Austin is already gone
@pland38455 жыл бұрын
Never been to TX, but when I saw the title of Florida football video I was like man texas is going to be pissed!! Lol great follow up video!!
@michaelgroves39195 жыл бұрын
You should see his retraction lol
@michaelwood81685 жыл бұрын
Had my Army Medic training in San Antonio. When you drive in Texas and come up behind another car, they will pull over on the shoulder, wave at you to pass. Have NEVER see this anywhere else. As far as San Antonio, if you ever go there, visit the "River Walk" It's fantastic. There are two states that I really miss and have lived in both. One is Colorado and the other, of course, is Texas!
@timb85135 жыл бұрын
@@michaelwood8168 , I was bred, born and raised in Texas. God forbid I had to leave but Colorado is a close 2nd.
@sbg6495 жыл бұрын
Half of my city is on the other-side of the rio grande and everything you said is still true. I mean what other state has hotels selling waffles the shape of that state.
@bigddh784 жыл бұрын
Im a proud Texan and that AINT no joke.We don't see color,we see respect🙏✌🇺🇸
@johnhaman81564 жыл бұрын
Texas has $60 million high school stadiums look up Allen Tx football
@LuxeprivaeMedia3 жыл бұрын
facts
@michaelgroves39195 жыл бұрын
American by birth, Texan by the grace of God. And on the 8th day good created a place for his angles, and he named it Texas.
@TheRoadhammer3795 жыл бұрын
On the 9th day, Texans liked to boast that "everyone carries a gun" and on the 10th day, a lunatic in El Paso proved y'all were full of shit. One single law abiding citizen could have saved lives in the Walmart but apparently y'all were joking about everyone being armed, 🤦♂️
@TheRoadhammer3795 жыл бұрын
angels*** just saying
@kevinl50175 жыл бұрын
TheRoadhammer379 here’s you posting the same dumb shit again***just saying
@kerryward68965 жыл бұрын
The pride in my state of my state IS VERY REAL !!!! When your state became a state it was just land... When MY state became a state IT WAS ANOTHER COUNTRY !!!!!!!!
@hotandsoursoup26645 жыл бұрын
Josh, we pronounce it: water burger. It runs together. Florida born, Texas raised!
@michellelewis425 жыл бұрын
Hey. I'm just curious what is a water burger ive never heard of it I'm born and raised wv. I would live to visit the Alamo in Texas.
@hotandsoursoup26645 жыл бұрын
@@michellelewis42 a awesome hamburger restaurant (I don't care for it- shhhhh! Don't tell). In my town everyone is crazy about it. What-a-burger
@michellelewis425 жыл бұрын
@@hotandsoursoup2664 lol oh ok. I won't say a word lol we have a couple places here that everyone likes but I don't care for them either. Thanks for letting me know i was very curious what it could be.
@jeffreymoss19675 жыл бұрын
Ft.Worth,TX here......out in da woods n Boondox. !!!
@SithGod24205 жыл бұрын
On a sad note... Whataburger sold out to an out-of-state owner. 😡💔👎
@ChristienahRobertsonTravis4 жыл бұрын
When I took a trip to England I was asked where I'm from. I said "Texas". I was then informed that when Americans travel they usually say they are from America or the United States, but only folks from Texas say they are from Texas. I had no idea lol. Now I do.
@josephstewart73514 жыл бұрын
All over the world people know where Texas is located !!! Talked to a french lady on a plane. She asked where I was from . I said Texas. She said Ahhh Texas .Bang bang As she shot her finger guns. Then she asked if I had an oil well . Nope just 3 of them . Lol
@iamShariEddington4 жыл бұрын
Ya so I was talking to these group of girls from California one time and we got in a debate about food and one of them said don’t mess with her she is black and from Texas a double threat and I was like you damn right.😂😂
@jormungandrrework48993 жыл бұрын
Don't mess with my fellow texans or we'll go all honky tonk on yall yee haw
@kimadams71015 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in Texas. Go MOJO. We are Texans.
@vcat81365 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣*snort*🤣 Much love, and laughter, from Texas!
@bigh2133 жыл бұрын
I'm from California and hope Texas never changes honestly...
@summerflorida54343 жыл бұрын
Other people: “Where you from?” Me: “I’m from Texas”
@jormungandrrework48993 жыл бұрын
No what country!!!
@SuperDrewH5 жыл бұрын
We love our Texas! We could move anywhere in the country and after a great deal of research we moved to Texas. My family moved from Germany to Minnesota in the 1870’s and then 4 years ago we moved to the greatest state.....Texas! All hard working Patriots are welcome! Texan by the Grace of God!
@loganloessin18485 жыл бұрын
“Don’t mess with Texas” “Remember the Alamo”
@fire_fux5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Goliad
@dacasa13795 жыл бұрын
I drove across country when I moved from Cali to NC. I stopped in every state for barbeque... The best I had was at a truck stop outside Dallas!
@mikepantel69454 жыл бұрын
Bubba's, south of Dallas in Ennis. Purt damn good.
@Gablesman8884 жыл бұрын
Once when my wife and I were in a French Riviera restaurant the waiter asked us if we were from the United States. We said we were from Texas. The waiter said "That's better!". We received great service.
@markharris51074 жыл бұрын
I've heard a Texan friend say, "I'm from Texas. What country are YOU from?"
@jormungandrrework48993 жыл бұрын
TEXAS PAL
@threebulls60645 жыл бұрын
Texas born Texas bred And when I die I’ll be Texas dead!
@MBFD-15 жыл бұрын
I've visited many countries around the world and when I'm asked where I'm from I always say, "TEXAS!"
@SrhBatman5 жыл бұрын
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT.......
@rillo8065 жыл бұрын
Srh Batman 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!
@Spectrum_Country10285 жыл бұрын
@@rillo806 THE PRAIRIE SKY IS WIDE AND HIGH 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!!!!
@rillo8065 жыл бұрын
Spencer Byrd lol that’ll do
@thisismagacountry13184 жыл бұрын
I loved PeeWee Herman's version.
@larryh.52294 жыл бұрын
Lol😂🤣, I tell you what man, I'll throw my hat in for ya Josh...as far as I'm concerned, I'll go with honorary TEXAN for ya hoss...I am from South side Houston area and if someone understands...come on in and have a sit, make yourself at home 😁✌️👍....
@rcrdquintana4 жыл бұрын
I'll second that motion!
@miagarcia04164 жыл бұрын
Love my Texas! I live in Colorado now, but when asked where I'm from, I always reply, "I'm from Texas y'all" It helps that I still have Texas plates on my truck..... That's right, you drive trucks in Texas!!!!
@dawnmartinez969524 күн бұрын
They sure do everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rillo8065 жыл бұрын
Now your learning...... and you can still play. P.S. im glad u know how serious HS football is around here. A lesson well learned im sure. Much love from Texas.
@kennetth13895 жыл бұрын
It’s all good Josh, much Texas love Just remember the Alamo, Remember Goliad ! Nuff said...
@robertmcdaniel16075 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the world of Texas Josh, just is what it is.
@kandirain_11724 жыл бұрын
U DANG GONE RIGHT ABOUT US TEXAS WOMEN BRO! 😂😂😂
@texasfan27694 жыл бұрын
My aunt from California came to visit me and one of the first things she said to me was, (they sure dont let you forget you are in Texas). She said everything you see and hear has Texas in it.🤣😂🤣
@sgtsnafubohica155 жыл бұрын
You're amazing. Everyone has an opinion, when I saw both of yesterdays I was dying of laughter. You keep doing what you're doing. Know even when you make errors on HS football we still have your six.
@robinmattingly37455 жыл бұрын
This Okie is laughing so hard cuz we even know about this 😂😂😂😂😂
@kevincrane44585 жыл бұрын
We have had a lot of fun beating on each other (Tx. OK. ) and making fun BUT If the shit does go down ( civil war ) Tx. & OK will join up and take care of it by our self !
@davidbruce55245 жыл бұрын
Only difference between Oakies and Texans is a river and a football game..... same type of people on either side :)
@outdoorgal96024 жыл бұрын
Okla is an extension of TX. Same good folk.
@harryedwards84074 жыл бұрын
I was about 60 miles north of the Red River traveling north on I-35 to visit my Aunt in OK. I stopped in a restaurant for dinner. Looking at the menu items, I asked the waitress, "Hey, Texas is about 60 miles south of here, right?" "I'm not sure sir." she said. "I notice you have Texas toast on the menu, I said. "Yes sir." she told me. Then I asked, "Do you guys have any Oklahoma toast?" She said, "I don't know sir, I'll have to ask my boss." She must have been new; probably her first week. Then I felt guilty. I'm sorry miss, I was just kidding. Then I ordered my meal with Texas toast. I wonder what would happen If I pulled this joke in another state.
@robinmattingly37454 жыл бұрын
@@harryedwards8407 omg...that's too funny 😂😂😂
@kennethdallas31995 жыл бұрын
Your in it now you have to LOVE TEXAS no.
@GregInHouston24 жыл бұрын
Uncivil Law moved to Texas a few months ago and claims to be a Texan. When I told him that he wasn't a Texan, he pulled out the US Constitution and refuted my claim. I told a group I belong to about his claim; they all laughed. Some of them are Texans and some of them have lived here long enough to know what it is to be a Texan. Funniest thing to me is that people generally don't ask me where I'm from when I travel. I don't wear a cowboy hat or boots. I don't drive a pickup. But everyone seems to know that I'm from Texas.
@markster7694 жыл бұрын
🎶The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of TEXAS,Reminds me of the one I love,deep in the heart of TEXAS...🎵
@thecelticcrone79275 жыл бұрын
The BEST Entertainment EVER(?)...... Watch a Texan & Louisianan GO AT IT Over WHO Has The BEST BBQ!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@juantlopez35 жыл бұрын
i wasnt born in TEXAS like my mom...but i couldnt wait to call TEXAS home...
@SierraBravo3475 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH! TEXAS IN THE HOUSE!!👍👍👍 It's a Whole other ballgame in the Lone Star, it was even it's OWN Country at one point! 😉 Great video brother!👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@poundinthastreets5 жыл бұрын
Shane B ahh the glory days lol
@SierraBravo3475 жыл бұрын
@@poundinthastreets Yep! SECEDE TEXAS!👍
@mclay67502 жыл бұрын
It’s Waterburger!!! Not no WHAT-A-BURGER
@funniebunnie4u6 күн бұрын
He's NOT wrong... 😁😁 But Im gonna go ahead and throw 2 quick addendums on there. 1) The information is correct, but the presentation was a little to harsh. We Texans are nothing, if not polite, friendly, and welcoming. Just in case y'all got the idea, that we bully people, into agreeing that EVERYTHING Texas, is awesome. It just truthfully, is. 2) EVERYTHING Texas, is awesome. But the whole..."5 things Texas don't joke about", is adorable... ~ gigglezz...🤭 Love y'all! 💜🙏💜
@tobeyscheier97095 жыл бұрын
I lived in Texas for 24 years and my man, everything you said is true. ROTFLOL 😂 😂