Comedian Josh Pray recounts his experience while watching his bright cousins scrap
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@jeffsimmons48225 жыл бұрын
"Their girlfriend will help them fight" Those are called shield maidens 🤣🤣🤣
@billbored82775 жыл бұрын
If only they all looked like Lagertha
@christinaakman77915 жыл бұрын
Shield maidens 😂😂😂😂
@Nics_grappling6155 жыл бұрын
Raise hell and eat cornbread
@ifievertakeaselfiepleaseki83725 жыл бұрын
You call the fighting girlfriend Shieldmaidens.....he calls her his 1st cousin Sharleen
@GlueGunsRoses5 жыл бұрын
😂
@justafellowbrother72635 жыл бұрын
Your videos strengthen unity between races, and i really appreciate them for that and because they're hilarious. Keep it up ✌️
@jeritlejeune28975 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, make me laugh every time.
@kctechie5 жыл бұрын
For me his videos aside from being hilarious are more what average America experiences and how little racial difference really bother is or affect our day to day lives. Except maybe to rib each other like Josh does.
@Nobody-11B5 жыл бұрын
As a 2nd Jared here I approve this message.
@Tina-yd5dc5 жыл бұрын
Agree. He says how it is for most races/gender in a funny and harmless way. I laughed hard at the puerto rican women videos he made. Couldn't deny half of what he said lol.
@davidca964 жыл бұрын
Joke stereotypes are the best, back in the 80's we did it all the time and no one got offended. Something happened in the 90-00's and humor became offensive, its nice to see it coming back.
@damianfugate5 жыл бұрын
The beer at the end separates the men from the boys.
@PotatocannonLol4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@melissaneuman43674 жыл бұрын
Got that right
@deaddemon97244 жыл бұрын
Damn right it does
@slammah50104 жыл бұрын
Yesir
@lesliekendall99024 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the beer at the beginning does too
@jesse45505 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else catch that this whole story went down in a Hooter's parking lot, LOL
@VFL7205 жыл бұрын
I feel very confident it was after the UFC fights they hold on Saturday night. Everybody thinks they're harder than a diamond in a blizzard after the UFC pay per view lol. I've been there, I've seen it, it's AWESOME
@austincosman60265 жыл бұрын
Would’ve guessed a Sonics parking lot
@jcb02495 жыл бұрын
@@austincosman6026 Checkers, But yeah.
@MCSilver5 жыл бұрын
Jesse , ok, I have wondered this for a while but dont want to visit a hooters to observe. When guys are at a hooters type restaurant, does the presence of bare breasts make guys happy for the day or jack up the fight response (not talking about second brain)? And do regular repeat visits make the lower brain less responsive over time?
@gamingmadesimple55105 жыл бұрын
@@MCSilver raises moral nothing more. Just like a woman in a mall they like to see all the items through the window even though they know they can't touch they can still talk about it.
@mikem18255 жыл бұрын
Some of my best friends are dudes that I fought before. Win or lose when it’s over it’s over.
@koreymiller264 жыл бұрын
Michael Masesie same here
@ThmsDouglas4 жыл бұрын
That's so true! LMAO some of my best friends became that way after we fought.
@rccarothers4 жыл бұрын
It's funny cause it's true!!!
@edwardphillips67384 жыл бұрын
Straight up.
@DTA-me3kv4 жыл бұрын
I've fought all my friends...
@mr.willie95785 жыл бұрын
Never fight a ugly guy because they have nothing to lose 😂
@infidelsinc34825 жыл бұрын
AMEN 🙌
@chazfu5 жыл бұрын
Ugly people are playing with house money.
@stefanpigford68914 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂 😂 gahahaga 💝 ♥️
@douglasarnold53104 жыл бұрын
Remember a friend of mine told me not to hit her brother in the mouth cause he had perfect teeth... lol
@Neyonius4 жыл бұрын
@@douglasarnold5310 You should really avoid hitting people in the mouth/teeth in the first place in the average fist fight. No sense in sending a person into debt because both people were just mad. An ass stomping on the other hand is a different matter altogether.
@Natureboypkr25 жыл бұрын
This is spot on. When I was in the military I once seen this guy get jump by three guy and got hit in the head with a brick. He still proceeded to beat the crap out of two of them and the one that threw the brick ran off.
@Natureboypkr25 жыл бұрын
Bulwark AC I’m not sure what happens after that because the cops came
@thecelticcrone79275 жыл бұрын
J.A. Was he Irish by chance??🤣🤣🤣
@Natureboypkr25 жыл бұрын
the Celtic Crone It’s quite possible he was lol
@hookemrods81014 жыл бұрын
I got a buddy that got knocked to one knee with a pool stick when he came back up the 3 that were standing there took a ass beating. The one that swung the pool stick hauled ass. Couple weeks later the one that swung the stick got his ass handed to him on his own boat docked at the pier on Chocolate Bayou in Liverpool TX.
@warrior4him2.074 жыл бұрын
WOW!!!
@bigchris7575 жыл бұрын
My dad was outside a bar one night, guy mistook him for someone else, came up from behind, spun my dad around and sucker punched him. My dad then proceeded to whipping his ass. After all was said and done with the guy apologized and then they got drunk together at the bar.
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx4 жыл бұрын
Now most of the time there's no honor, either someone pulls a weapon or wants to press charges and sue.
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx4 жыл бұрын
We used to wake up in the morning trying to figure out what we were fighting about, all bruised and cut up, end up taking some ibuprofen and drinking coffee and laugh
@ashleymoore54633 жыл бұрын
This has happened with my Dad 😂
@Zototh1675 жыл бұрын
lmao everytime I see a josh video I am like "oooh piece of candy!!!"
@joshuakeys4114 жыл бұрын
I now got my wife addicted to Josh Pray.
@daddywarbucks68455 жыл бұрын
No lie this Country Boy a Prepping.....A Country Boy will survive 😉
@sweetbread90085 жыл бұрын
Swiss Army Josh skin our bucks and pull our own trout lines. Cause a country boy can survive. 🎵🎶🎵
@donnyanderson34805 жыл бұрын
Hell to the yeah
@alcook54515 жыл бұрын
Indeed brother time's coming
@brianwallum28745 жыл бұрын
Ya damn right!!
@williamschutz49825 жыл бұрын
@@sweetbread9008 It's trotline. Not trout line!😅😅😅
@SSully22225 жыл бұрын
These are your truest words, I’ve fought my best friend about a dozen times, but nobody else is allowed to touch him when I’m around, nothing but love. You’re fantastic man, keep it up.
@sweetbread90085 жыл бұрын
Steve Sullivan we are brothers. :)
@janishackler1549 Жыл бұрын
True that
@bigtrina41065 жыл бұрын
I was a bouncer on the Eastside of Detroit for 3 years, everything this man said is absolute FACTS!! The only thing you forgot to mention is that alcohol will fuel the anger and they feel nothing when they get hit. They will fight for hours and wake up tomorrow not remembering anything, lol.
@nos4atu6665 жыл бұрын
Ain't no party like a Detroit party
@shawnreynolds94415 жыл бұрын
@@nos4atu666 come down to Georgia one time we can show you a party with some good shine
@nos4atu6665 жыл бұрын
@@shawnreynolds9441 should I might have to take you up on that. Been looking for vehicles down south
@GlueGunsRoses5 жыл бұрын
Yup. And that's why half of the men in my family are missing teeth or have a chipped tooth 😂... 😑 seriously. Its embarrassing
@stripesandpipes4295 жыл бұрын
Many good ones at the Magic Stick and St Andrews back in the 90's. Those were the days. Damn I'm old.....
@Chris-op7lg5 жыл бұрын
You're one of a kind Josh. Love your work. Keep it up
@JazzHandzLMT5 жыл бұрын
"... the judge with child support, ....and the incredible hulk" lol
@kenik20233 жыл бұрын
🤣😅😂
@root16575 жыл бұрын
You just made me spit coffee all over myself when she hit him with the gas can. Thank you!
@A6Legit5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO “lets go” is the exact fucking song I imagined when you say they fight to rap. Thats the god damn throw down ANTHEM!
@jeremychannel3335 жыл бұрын
Lol lol😂 When he pauses & asks his homeboy to put in his own rap song " You know he's going to win" 😄😂
@redfish22295 жыл бұрын
This is so true...u just described like all the dudes from my hometown. 🤣🤣🤣
@ewetho5 жыл бұрын
See Josh this is where you done messed up..... If your gonna scrap, you go till it is out of your system. At that point nothing left to do but laugh and go have some fun. You just ain't mad no more. Vent, then party!
@jackofwheels404 жыл бұрын
The fighting music is in the blood. We've played music during battles since instruments were invented.
@bloodandhonorireland33293 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah celtic music just makes you want war you feel it in the veins
@chadmarsh53565 жыл бұрын
Possibly the best video I've watched in months. This shit is hilariously true. Worked at a bar. Can't tell you how many people would "step outside" and come back with someone on their bar tab.
@jeremiahedwards73573 жыл бұрын
"Hulk Judge Anger!" Thanks Josh for all the laughter.
@roycesjourney375 жыл бұрын
That's how I grew up. Step outside, settle your differences, make peace afterwards.
@angelaemmens92355 жыл бұрын
You get it outta ya dam system. It's over it's done. lol Sometimes you just gotta throw down hard, get up dust it off.
@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour81643 жыл бұрын
The beer at the end, means you've earned respect. You went toe to toe, blow for blow and was standing at the bell. You fought with honor, you're a warrior. Warriors respect each other no matter what side they're on.
@bulldawg22335 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the bonfires we used to have, after some drinks there would always be someone come around and size u up all playful, and then turn to full blown trying to knock the other one out. damn good times !
@tmn95245 жыл бұрын
Man...You reminded me of all the great memories I made with all my buddies around the fire drinking and bare knuckle boxing. Good times.
@blakew56725 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a good ole field party, takes me back. If a fight don’t break out over something stupid you did it wrong
@bethshadid20875 жыл бұрын
Oh how I loved Harlem nights...."you dun shot me in the pinky toe" 🤣🤣🤣
@wesinsarasota38284 жыл бұрын
You know he's speaking truth when he starts clapping it at you 😂😂😂
@gypsypath14 жыл бұрын
Now you know why there are berserkers and the “fighting Irish.”
@tiandao85034 жыл бұрын
Back in history white folks used to strip naked, paint themselves blue, to go fight.
@H41030v3rki110ny0u3 жыл бұрын
@@tiandao8503 Some did, mostly the Celtic, and some other Gallic tribes throughout Europe. Pretty much white people with Druidic/Pagan roots.
@ericziebell41123 жыл бұрын
Romney
@kountrythuggin36954 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah bro when we fight its like mad max beyond thunderdome in this piece 🤘😎🤘
@lorenbenth18945 жыл бұрын
Josh! You need to come on up to Montana. Do a show in The Wilma, in Missoula, or the Kettlehouse Amphitheatre in Bonner. Then it's time for the mountains, a bonfire, and some barley wine. COME ONE MAN!
@thegreyworldwalker88824 жыл бұрын
Shit... sounds like I need to go up there with ya
@lucycannon67325 жыл бұрын
'Sis, hold my earrings'....
@cylentkills5 жыл бұрын
In my town it's"hold my dentures"
@warrior4him2.074 жыл бұрын
Or hold my beer can. LOL
@marymoore35855 жыл бұрын
I'm getting old as hell, but if you think I won't still have my man's back, you are going to get messed up. Lol
@gregagentofmayhem65164 жыл бұрын
Why have I just found Josh pray.... ive been laughing for an hour
@PoppaLongroach Жыл бұрын
I'm born and raised in a holler in west Virginia. Any man that stands toe to toe with my till we are both done fighting deserves my complete respect. The next time I get in a fight with someone.....he will be the guy I want watching my back because I know he will fight till it's over.
@michaelriddick71164 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I lost it at the Harlem Night comment!!! AWESOME MOVIE!! "He shot me in my pinkie toe!" lol
@cynthiakeller59543 жыл бұрын
He put a smile on my face as soon as he opened his mouth:)
@tkinnc15 жыл бұрын
love it. Good stuff (from one of your "bright" viewers). I miss when people could be able to have innocent fun at our differences with out someone being offended. thx
@konekostone5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I almost needed my inhaler! 🤣😂
@baztrdinc.33035 жыл бұрын
You would make a great standup comedian 😂 up to par with Kevin Hart and Chris Rock in my opinion
@kimwilliams915775 жыл бұрын
I think you know my family 😂😂
@ritotron57524 жыл бұрын
Yeah fr, stop calling my life out like this fam hahaha
@warrior4him2.074 жыл бұрын
Lol
@riverbard82875 жыл бұрын
LMAO! In the Hooters parking Lot!🤣
@vaddisheghu48954 жыл бұрын
How can anyone give a thumbs down?! This is pure gold!
@jamiekoch54345 жыл бұрын
Ain't gonna lie! I've been that girlfriend many times helpin my man fight !😆 I'm throwin fist though not gas cans..lol!!
@chrishayes63595 жыл бұрын
Then you ant doing it right lol
@sweetbread90085 жыл бұрын
Mom grabs bricks. Aunty grabbed beer bottles and grandma had sticks.
@christinaakman77915 жыл бұрын
@@sweetbread9008 giving up the secrets 😂😂😂
@christinaakman77915 жыл бұрын
Been that girl too @JamieKoch wth we wanna use a gas can for when fists work 😂
@nicholaslawlor86235 жыл бұрын
@@sweetbread9008 Hopefully not dynamite:P
@merellemain58353 жыл бұрын
Brother,... If my wife is there, "It ain't 1 on 1! She will defend me even if I am out weighted/numbered 2 to 1! neither of us will back down.... But I will buy the beer.
@glenburke80904 жыл бұрын
I'm 49. Got into a fight at a truck stop bar, when it was over we drank beers together like old friends.
@satanhunter60924 жыл бұрын
Keep em coming brother. This is how you respect folks culture. No insults, no submissions. It's how we red's do it. 🤠
@MrGrombie5 жыл бұрын
That's how I learned the fight. You basically "say" what you need to say with your fists. And then get over it. XD
@joehartoon5 жыл бұрын
I literally thought scrapping, like collecting and trading in old metals.
@midnightshade325 жыл бұрын
That was my thought too.
@JessThornton865 жыл бұрын
Wow
@joehartoon4 жыл бұрын
@thing one lol I'm from Northern Michigan, the lingo was lost on me 🤣
@travj44504 жыл бұрын
Me too
@warrior4him2.074 жыл бұрын
Me too! Lol
@whayasayin65565 жыл бұрын
Watch yesterday's and Saturdays (Ireland time) hurling semi-finals ... I said before your commentary almost did the game justice, the last weekend of July 19 did it. Real sport
@Saiyan46584 жыл бұрын
God Bless you and the content that keeps uniting us as the human race and not by color!
@Annthole665 жыл бұрын
My life is better because Josh Pray was born. Dear Lord I love this man. Bless your soul Josh...
@t1313X65 жыл бұрын
Bro, about time for a Netflix special!
@katerinarampenthal44544 жыл бұрын
True
@Defiant_Creations5 жыл бұрын
End of the world? Find yourself a bubba.(most preferably a veteran, with an EDT bàg).
@BeltFedSelfDefense5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a bubba?
@CountryBoyVA165 жыл бұрын
Another Guy the big guys in prison that make you their bitch
@thecelticcrone79275 жыл бұрын
Cindi Jones Even better...find yourself a Cajun from the Bayous!!!! They’ll ‘wrastle’ a Gator for the Hell Of it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dwhite12823 жыл бұрын
“The judge when it comes to child support”...😂😂😂
@PhotonBread5 жыл бұрын
Safer than Home Plate. You got me there. Great video
@jerrymoran94795 жыл бұрын
YEA! Tell'em josh lmao hell tell ' em again I don't think they heard it lmao
@alcook54515 жыл бұрын
Lmao yup. Its how we roll. Dont start none woulnt be none. Lol i got your back when the world ends.
@shoachiwarrior4 жыл бұрын
Lol!!!! That's hilarious, especially #5! They worked it out! All's forgiven! Now they gonna make up and be buds. So now they got each other's backs!
@lesabunch44874 жыл бұрын
Lmao "turn on my kickin ass music" love your vids! 😂
@corylyonsmusic5 жыл бұрын
"Bright friends" lol, that's a good description.
@markcooper20754 жыл бұрын
“She go-nah hit you in the back of the head wit a GAS can!?!”
@leslieshafer63434 жыл бұрын
I loved the bit about the fighter pausing to ask for music.
@steveallen83384 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Josh that's how it is we fight and after we will take care of them LoL it's crazy but true love your channel sending love from KY
@warrior4him2.074 жыл бұрын
Stock Holme syndrome freinds.
@jonathanmarsh23405 жыл бұрын
I'm the same way. Hit me and I turn to the incredible hulk. Wakakakaka
@jtk3604 жыл бұрын
i remember the first time me and my brother got into a fist fight. we were buds 5 min later. the good old days
@chanoah8083 жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing. This was HILARIOUS 😂😆🤣.
@robby30rock813 жыл бұрын
That's the way I was raised when we do our thing and fight it out the shit is over we cool.
@YaHKaB_WaRYaL_YaSHaRaL5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha hahahaha 😂 Dude you always describe us to a T ! Lol 😆 I can't say any more to match to complete what you said except ? When I fight,I got to hear some metal ! 🤘🏻👊🏻🇺🇸
@akeeperofoddknowledge49565 жыл бұрын
Metal kinda goes with "scrapping". Sorry, couldn't resist!
@leeburnley5 жыл бұрын
\m/
@msjamereia93935 жыл бұрын
The beginning of the "All About The Benjamins" movie. That dude called his girlfriend out and she came barrelling a shot gun with a broken leg! Ice Cube clotheslined her tho! Funny!
@blorac98693 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I enjoyed your wisdom!
@victorkreed46294 жыл бұрын
Fighting with RAP MUSIC as the theme, HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂🤣
@Whiskey5_5 жыл бұрын
Josh!! Why didn't you film this fight hahahaha
@kctechie5 жыл бұрын
He can't film when he's peeking thru his fingers! The way he described it was like he was in a theatre watching a horror movie and he wanted to make sure he knew where the nearest exit was. Which by the way is the first thing I do when watching something like that go down. :)
@Whiskey5_5 жыл бұрын
@@kctechie hahahaha
@Whiskey5_4 жыл бұрын
@John John I'm with ya
@itsallasimulation35094 жыл бұрын
“These boys tough down here Get your ass tore up down here Being an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks The jocks and bikers they all came to kick it in the sticks” Brantley Gilbert it’s a good song and it’s very true. Everyone can have a blast up a hollow party. Straight up
@davidfaxon3336 Жыл бұрын
Except hicks aren't from the south
@Tobias24293 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥💯💯 AT #4 I LOST IT @JoshPray I laughed so hard I needed an inhaler 🤣🤣🤣💯💯 FACTS BRO FACTS. Thanks for sharing this!!!
@jimmyb26555 жыл бұрын
not only did your video crack me up...these comments are golden
@inthegarage3425 жыл бұрын
We fight like that cause for the most part we too dumb to know when to stop. Then we gonna go get a drink. Together.
@chrisestep91004 жыл бұрын
I thought that this was about taking metal to the junkyard.
@tonymoore79395 жыл бұрын
My BRIGHT friends. That's a new one for or me. Awesome , funny, entertaining videos. Thanks
@strange0eye5 жыл бұрын
Haaaa! I grew up all over this country but was born and had most of my scrappin days in the mid-west. You are so right. I would get in a fight, with one of my friends, and then we went and had a beer afterwards. In fact, the M'Fer popped my left ear drum with an outside right hook. He poured some ice cold beer in it afterward but I still couldn't hear out of it for a week. Still friends 30+ years later.
@bonesalpha4485 жыл бұрын
I still remember throwing down with a guy 20 years ago. I broke his leg in that fight. We went out and drank beers a couple days ago. When it's on, we are all about beating your ass. When it's all over, we put all that drama behind us and move on !
@ladyyankeerebel30675 жыл бұрын
Like Hank Williams jr said... "Country Boys Can Survive!"
@TheMullerator5 жыл бұрын
You crack me up my brother! I enjoy your videos. Keep them coming!
@TheCowboyRN13 жыл бұрын
Thanks Josh, I needed something to get my day started. “They’ll hit you in the back of the head with a gas can”! Bahaha
@mattyp38605 жыл бұрын
Lets fight 👊👊💪💪 I buy u beer after 🍻🍻🤜🤛
@russellanderson88445 жыл бұрын
Naw looser buys the rounds
@npc56495 жыл бұрын
U got me w safer then home plate tbh
@Rednecknerd_rob96345 жыл бұрын
I'm rolling man. Truly loving your vids.
@thedrummer76735 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Oklahoma and have family all over Texas. You're pretty much spot-on. God I miss being young sometimes. Lol
@xChromerSatanasx3 жыл бұрын
I remember my uncle got put on the ground by neighbor in 1983 and my aunt hit the guy over the head with one of those old metal garbage cans lmao
@wintermute15 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, I have been "scruffy" in a parking lot....
@maxr.mamint85805 жыл бұрын
were you at HackerNetwork or teh Geekery?
@psychoreble83133 жыл бұрын
I love this dude he is so funny ge had me cryin while tellin facts
@purplepanteraji4 жыл бұрын
Josh, I could watch you ALL day! If I need a laugh, I know where to look. God blessed this earth when you were born!!! Thank-you for being you & keep bringing it!
@dextermorgan9025 жыл бұрын
Damn that's so true I'm Irish by the way
@leeioki3 жыл бұрын
I'D FIGHT IN A HEARTBEAT FOR MY HUSBAND..💯
@michaelgates95483 жыл бұрын
You are awesome...love when you do Tomlin...you make me laugh and brighten my day...thanks...stay safe...
@OhBeEye4 жыл бұрын
Whooo! Damned if it ain't true! You are a beast my man! Keep doing what you are, you'll go far. Appreciate your work.
@lindademott64725 жыл бұрын
Ga.run.tee they're of Scotts or Irish ancestry. NO body fights like us
@kctechie5 жыл бұрын
That's a fact although an American Scott/Irish may be a watered down version (or at least I am) I can go pretty crazy but I don't think I'd tangle with a native :)
@machinist72305 жыл бұрын
Nobody holds a grudge like the Scots-Irish, the most famous fued in American history was between two Scots-Irish families.
@evanlong60515 жыл бұрын
Dave Stewart lmao. I’m Scott and Irish, along with some Quapaw.
@donniebrook99005 жыл бұрын
I'm Irish/German, I call it "Germish"! I can march into your town and take over your liquor store! You know how we like our parties! If you don't join our party, we'll find ya! I concur on your statement. As you can see from my screen name, a Donnybrook is Irish for a "public brawl". It started at the Donnybrook faire where they would famously get drunk and fight.
@ManMan-ko7ll4 жыл бұрын
The best boxers are all black....
@elisuemiya20605 жыл бұрын
I've never been in more than 1 fight, which I won, but in soccer I be getting kicked and knocked over and hit in the face and gut and shin with the ball and I'm good. So true with the more I get pushed around the angrier I get.. be blocking dudes twice mg size.
@billyscott71725 жыл бұрын
I've been in probably close to 200 fights.. it's good ur tough and athletic, but u gotta learn how to use ur hands too. Pretty cool you've only been in one fight tho, it's not what it's hyped up to be
@darkiee695 жыл бұрын
Start playing rugby instead, less painful.
@lv46894 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You're awesome. Can't stop watching your videos
@diosmuertos66625 жыл бұрын
I just want to let you know man you just made my day, thank you again for always brightening my day with your jokes man