Joe Rogan - Joey Diaz on Being a Volunteer Fireman

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1190:
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[@jasonk333]

“Did i ever tell you i was a volunteer fireman?....because ...alright so, coke was 1800 an ounce” sounds like the start of an epic joey Diaz story

[@zianeayad8494]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

Was about to say the same thing lol

[@faresmohammed2565]

2:45

[@prabum7179]

Bro I saw this comment before watching and thought you were making a joke, and then I heard uncle Joey say it for real

[@scottysatpanalysis]

God help us all 😂

[@pabl0sauced0]

"Dawg did i ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman". The book that never ends 😂😂😂

[@alvinlevie9109]

I like how he lowers his voice when he says something incriminating as if it makes a difference

[@anonymous108]

Physiologically it probably does lol, the man’s a unknowing master of conversation!

[@ElMachor]

It's this or "we were dumb kids" :D

[@Portmonkey]

@@ElMachor uac.2ll 1a3e2ar

[@stefanroche3052]

As if the man needs to lower his voice anymore 😂

[@stephenr80]

We all do

[@randomname839]

Lol, only east coasters will recite their exact address when referring to a city they used to live in.

[@JuniorJuni070]

Only ? I am a european and i live on the coast I will tell you everything even the bird i buried Next to it

[@sketchstevens5859]

I actually used to do that all the time until middle school. I'd go from street address to and literally end with "New York State, Blank City". It's because they used to teach us as kids that if you're lost just tell someone where you're from

[@funiskey5549]

Westcosters

[@Preacher_.]

Statute of Limitations Cocksuckahs!

[@pank3245]

As a New Yorker I was suppose to know my address by heart since kindergarten.

[@chicoandthem4n]

I would pay for books on tapes if narration is done by joey

[@reggiebannister4098]

It'd be worth it just to hear him mispronouncing words and then saying he don't give a shit

[@chicoandthem4n]

@@reggiebannister4098 lol

[@Green58211]

Shame on that cocksuckah Snape for treatin that kid like garbage, shame on you

[@jkocaja1]

"Call me Ishmael cocksucka!"

[@brandonbogott303]

All you hear in the tapes is “And the fucking guy” 😂😂

[@bradude2954]

This man really remembers every street he’s ever lived on

[@elz1250]

You got to for background checks

[@mpfazo27]

you dont?😂

[@porto1st]

@Triple6 damn man I envy that haha I’m only 19 but I can barely remember a thing about my childhood. Only significant memories here and there

[@mattmcgovern2961]

I remember everyone as well

[@Gallowglass7]

It's called photographic memory, I have the same thing

[@kgatlw9134]

TGIF Fridays

[@withnail-and-i]

I prefer TGIF Mondays

[@0xstev3]

mook

[@Chris-ek4qv]

I noticed he called it that too

[@TribuneAquila]

I like getting my money out of the ATM machine before I go

[@lean.2366]

Uncle Joey meant Thank God It's Fucking Friday you momo

[@LegionOfEclaires]

Joey is no joke one of the most interesting people you'll ever listen to.

[@MrJabez89]

I can make up stories too

[@LegionOfEclaires]

@@MrJabez89 never said all his stories were true. He's just interesting to listen to.

[@dosage13]

Na.. only to squares. Hes just a cokehead with a lot of coke fueled stories

[@thedukeofchutney468]

Sure, any idiot can make up a story, but telling a good story now THAT’S an art form. True or not Joey can tell a story.

[@lvsoad22]

Colin Strait you sound like a pussy

[@heyDominik]

Whatever Uncle Joey says, I could listen to it all day long

[@buffalophil3630]

Pretty gay that you call him uncle joey

[@UnstoppableTramp]

@ heyDominik Daddy issues or in this case "Uncle Issues"

[@J.Artan6]

You guys don’t like uncle Joey?

[@buffalophil3630]

@@ismailagasiev whomp whomp lame ass joke like your life

[@fordgalaxie8986]

Hes a piece of shit, sociopathic liar.

[@user-zi8hj5ne1z]

Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz

[@pvanny]

“I’ll neva forged this”

[@dontmindme333]

Go to Larry Lawton’s channel

[@KiRa-fy6uq]

Related to Larry lawton? Lol

[@Wet_woofer]

"You know me dawg"

[@cheyennefreeman4144]

Joey “on such and such street” Diaz lol

[@MLoPeZ23805]

His memory of specific details is fkn impressive. I don't remember shit about 2017

[@commonlogic3646]

Or he makes things up

[@solar9873]

common logic why does everyone say that😂 like shit

[@NI771-_]

Solar Brazy I think it’s because life is so linear for most people, they can’t believe the shit some people lived through. It’s understandable when you think about the fact that most people wake up go work a 9-5, go home, eat dinner, watch t.v, go to bed. Maybe they’ll go to a bar with their friends on the weekend but that’s about it. Retired at 65.

[@billymorrissey4815]

@@NI771-_ dude your spittin facts

[@Prayforthesegainss]

@@NI771-_ for real…. Then maybe once a year or every two years they go on holiday but that’s it 😂

[@aa7115]

I think Joey gets so high so often he's lived multiple lifetimes in his head and doesn't know what is the truth anymore

[@christoo5125]

I love how when Joey talks about illegal shady shit he starts to whisper......6 million people lean in.🤣🤣

[@ThumbDr]

6 million is way too much. 500k tops 😉

[@Rowsy91]

@@ThumbDr lol bro you think only 500k are listening to a JRE episode? lol Each eps gets like 11 M downloads

[@sirjimssirjims9047]

​@@ThumbDr his episodes average over 5 million listens per episode.

[@rishihariharan5895]

@@ThumbDr250k in 4 years, take it or leave it

[@mumble97]

"He would lose 6 Million every 6 weeks." why not just say a million a week lol

[@Garrus1995]

It’s possible it wasn’t evened out like that. Maybe he lost $1 million one week, half a million the next, two million the week after, etc.

[@TenaciousDougie]

Simple. The payout rate may have been at 6 week intervals.

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

Cuz the money comes in twice monthly you fucking momo

[@JohnnyNada]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tanten191]

Cuz it may not be linear

[@skullcrusher301]

Joey “Barbie Benton had a beautiful bush” Diaz

[@arlenmargolin1650]

She also had one of the most beautiful houses in all of the Aspen I remember her roof was pure copper

[@dc-sd3gd]

Joey either has amazing memory or my guy can make shit up in 0.7 seconds

[@555tonyleon]

Memory

[@peternagy6067]

Both

[@afonsohipolito6983]

Both ones are impressive.

[@iPervy]

Honestly I'm impressed how Joe and Joey have known each other so long and Joey still has new stories to tell him haha.

[@hytak18]

He makes them up

[@brotothewilliams9890]

@@hytak18 he is telling the truth and mixing in fake storys to keep the content going

[@jaysonfox4244]

Half truths, the Steven Grabow bomb in Aspen was real

[@Yrkr785]

@@brotothewilliams9890 idk about fake stories more like exaggerating a lot

[@sourcandydude2138]

Guys, this was the 80’s. I know it seems absolutely bonkers but without using cellphones the world is pretty different. And yes I know Motorola released a mobile phone in 1973, but nothing like now.

[@Trendlaser_]

Love Joey Diaz's stories. The guy has lived.

[@hooeyfudge]

Joey "T.G.I.F. Fridays" Diaz

[@deestroyer1885]

hooeyfudge Thank God it’s Fucking Fridays

[@sendmeyourlocation1145]

@@deestroyer1885 it's Friday today yay

[@nobodyspecial1056]

thank god it’s friday fridays

[@craigfarnam4527]

5:55 Joey's short lived career as a fireman lol

[@JedJones22]

I swear this dude is just rolling through life on side quests

[@RomeWill]

Bruh

[@andrewwygal102]

i was eating during this video and didn't really pay attention to what was going on. but was entertained the entire time

[@Xx_Arsenic_xX]

They have been friends for like 20 years and Joey still has crazy ass stories Rogan has never heard before

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

4am I'm on my second gram of blow lmao

[@wolfgangkemp3743]

Savage

[@REDLINE4WD.]

Joey " Lemme tell ya a story" Diaz

[@borisnoga8128]

Nothing better to turn this podcast on with uncle Joe and pour yourself a bourbon and roll up a joint. Doesn't get better then this Joe rogan

[@fordgalaxie8986]

U associate relaxing with alcohol and weed, both crutches for the weak

[@lisaluangrath]

Jj Robinsob shut up virgin

[@fordgalaxie8986]

@@lisaluangrath havent been a virgin for 30 years. Ha.

[@fordgalaxie8986]

Ive had a few though.

[@fordgalaxie8986]

@mellamosean ok kid

[@deathrow6750]

"Whats that world where people get that famous, when they get that rich, when they get that.. to the point where they are living in some sort of weird lala land" Lmfaoooo that didnt age well

[@conordontthrowthewaterbott7441]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure

[@johnking4638]

Every time I listen to uncle Joey tell a story, I’m astounded by how good his memory is

[@MilkWasABadChoice17]

I love how Joey has to give you an exact address to make the story believable.

[@sr1096]

🤣

[@Charmer4856]

I wasnt into the bush as much in my 20s, now that i'm in my 30s, i'm starting to love the bush! At least a landing strip

[@stancexpunks]

Ben Porter that sounded incredibly creepy

[@rowdoradge]

@@stancexpunks ladies...

[@drocast]

I love how Joey Diaz everyday says “ when I lived in (exact area ) lmaooo

[@yaoiis4life]

Joey Diaz is a boss lol wish I could live a life with so much experiences, dude has stories for years

[@Jack_all]

the owner of TGIF sold it for $800 million... damn

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

3:59 Kids when the teacher asks why someone is absent.

[@shamtesfayonnas8163]

As much Coke Joey has done he got great memory. He remembers names,addresses,locations

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

As much THC he has in his system and still being able to remember all that, is even more incredible

[@samrenshaw1706]

Talking about the doorman "taking the night off" the same night guy was car bombed, obviously was told not to come in that day

[@hibberish7498]

The way he remembers and tells stories...amazing

[@howey935]

I love listening to Joey and joe but I don’t really find either of them funny at stand up. I prefer Joey as an actor to comedian

[@justinkassel4000]

I’d have to agree. Joe rogan brings a good energy to his comedy routine, but I don’t find it particularly funny.

[@amilcarvalenzuela4954]

Why not just say the guy was making one million a week? 🤣

[@demonofthefall2454]

Joe "what's a hi-low?" Rogan

[@gabepeirce5336]

"THERE'S 3 DICKS" lmao. I love listening to Joe and Joey trade stories...Joey Díaz is fu#*ing hilarious! (They both are). I really appreciate Joey's honesty...it makes him so easy to relate to.

[@compactc9]

Worst thing you can do to a car or house, or ANYTHING really is not use it. Weird stuff starts falling apart that never does when you use the hell out of it.

[@dj_Samurai]

I just realized Joey Diaz remembers dates and times and locations because he grew up without phones, internet, Google maps, he probably didn't even have a Thomas Guide to be honest lol. Real og stuff .

[@ezgeezer]

Anyone else you call bullshit but then Joey drops the little details you know it’s legit 💯

[@brandonkragnes4915]

I looked up the address on street view an as joey said he had a brand new jeep delivered i turned the camera to see a new black jeep sittin out front of the house.

[@mywetaresocks_8959]

Joey Diaz is like one of Martin Scorsese's movie character but he's not even Italian lol

[@justinkassel4000]

He was making 6 million every 6 weeks. Who says that?? Why not just “a million a week” lol

[@bobthompson4319]

That house sitting job is a DREAM job. $800 a month in the 80s is equal to $1944 today. It's like $485 a week today. With no rent. I'd get a car for $400 a month payment. And that would be a awsome car.

[@thefinstasis]

Joey should really write some autobiographic books Bukowski-style. It’d be an awesome read

[@chancebernard4311]

Uncle Joey is the man. Great stories from this guy. The best!!!

[@thinweasel1]

A drug addict with a frame -for- frame memory

[@Neauxluh]

He's the Cuban Larry the Cable Guy, dudes a fucking idiot.

[@nakedsnake6076]

He actually told this story multiple times even got witnesses on phone but you wouldn't know that casual

[@thinweasel1]

@@nakedsnake6076 I'm a regular. Sucks I didn't get to hear the same story a bunch of times

[@WQ7968]

G Loyd yeah an idiot that is more successful than you’ll ever be lol stfu

[@SmokingShellx]

Damn.. I Googled Barbi Benton and she was fine and did have a nice bush 😍👍

[@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames]

Joey Diaz is a man that lived 4 or 5 lifes in just ONE... 😎👍

[@mauricio449]

Joey "TGIF Fridays" Diaz

[@darxsideceo]

Joey would be awesome in GTA

[@1HYPERTONE]

I always rewatch these videos every so often. Joey and Joe were a great duo.

[@rubenmeiring3909]

Joe "They live in a Lala Land" Rogan while being a fucken millionaire

[@FieldTripChaperone]

Hahah his little wheeze. He’s the like Frank from Always Sunny. He’s got a guy for everything

[@kevinlidell29]

“Joe rogan”

[@albolfoni838]

"4am, I'm already on my 2nd gram....". So true

[@ForbesyGames]

It's great how Joe has a very accepting way of communication with others, a lot of people are so judgmental you can't even have a practical progressive conversation with them

[@Matthew-rd5hl]

Joe “he would plow people out” Rogan

[@Paskyboo]

I’m from Mass and my dad worked for a company that had all the big contracts in Boston and he’d be out for like 2-3 days at a time plowing snow

[@dana.j9062]

Uncle Joey is one of a Kind! He's also a master Story teller!!

[@bernieralexandre1107]

The guy having a nite off wasn’t a coincidence

[@RAYTHEONGAMING]

Joey eats 2500mg and can remember an address from 40 years ago 😂

[@Orisni]

That valet driver didn’t just “take the night off” he was definitely told to “take tonight off”

[@BSTVsports]

I’m from Philly. A Nor’easter will cripple the city for days. I lived in Colorado for 2 years and experience snow blizzard that made nor’easters look like flurries 🤣. Craziest thing of all was how efficient the Plows were though. Joey is 100% right on this they were next level

[@josephmyers5057]

Jamie your the best bro.

[@lateblume4208]

WAY TO GO JOEY! now we are banned from TGIF FRIDAYS for life!!!!!

[@asar6919]

Opens up with "What about when I house sat for the guy who owns TGIF Fridays?" Never change Joey

[@GeezTube1]

I don't know if should trust uncle joey story's but I like to listen to them.

[@mrantoniofisher1]

9:02 snow inhale 😂 way to go joe.

[@harrison6082]

Imagine having so many enemies that you had to pay someone to start your car. That's kind of like a more modern day version of when royalty would have food testers to make sure the food wasn't poisoned. ... Eh well currently Russian billionaires have to pay bodyguards to make sure people don't put polonium in their drinks. So maybe it's not the BEST analogy. But whatever

[@dopefreshness77]

How does this comment have any likes, the guy paid someone to start his car so the car would warmup before he got there not because of enemies

[@harrison6082]

@@dopefreshness77 3:45 Watch it again. They even started talking about putting bombs in people's cars at 3:01

[@alldayagain]

Honestly, I'm surprised the story didn't go "so I stole a fire hose from them before I left"

[@2kevingarcia9]

Joey Diaz needs a Netflix series

[@cameronc4131]

Joey Diaz is quickly becoming the narrating voice in my head. I'm fucked

[@OAM595]

He’s already told this story😂😂

[@rymichaeldudeguy65]

OAM595 i noticed too. Hopefully Uncle Joey hasn’t run out of hilarious life story’s

[@johnnyholmes8840]

Here it is 2021, people in Jersey still can't pump gas on their own. I suggest that if you ever have to pass through that wonderful state, pull off and take a shit (make sure you use one of those ass gaskets on the seat.) They call it "the armpit of the nation", I have always felt like that is a disservice to the arm pits of this nation. Then again you could call it "the asshole of the nation" and my sentiments wouldn't change.

[@isaacTGOD44]

Bro i live on faraway rd lmao

[@proditoresmoriendum86]

The home at 435 faraway in snowmass Colorado last sold for 3.7 million must be nice to live in such homes

[@Tom-lm4ix]

haha I looked it up - house looks awesome

[@paleamigo8575]

I don't think Joey is capable of telling a bad story.🤣🤣🤣

[@livestrongforever]

best fairytales since the begining of mankind

[@tylersmith9868]

Too funny how Joe was all impressed by this guy who has a plow on his truck and does driveways. You've become so Hollywood Joe look at yourself lol

[@willlecomber7509]

This man is a human sat nav, I need him as the new voice when I’m driving arousn

[@futgaming]

It's hard to believe Joe diaz anymore.. Always got new stories like he making it up

[@bigbeef8935]

I want Joey to go with me when I buy my wife her Subaru 😂

[@mmountain1233]

Joe Rogan now lives in that weird la la land he was talking about…..

[@jaxafrass7873]

Does anyone ever Google these addresses that joey has memorized just to see if they're even real lmao

[@aerofpv2109]

Geeeze this Joey Diaz is no question the greatest story teller alive. Please write a book I'll be the first to order. Your life is like 50 other lives in one.

[@autumnharjo8299]

I feel like we all have come to an unspoken unanimous agreement that None of us will Ever bring up in detail, or even Dabble into the stories that Joey tells. Seriously, though! I legit Love 'em, and I have an inkling that he knows that we all do or sum sh-!! LMATFO

[@Nozylatten]

Heard this one before from him, but sure why not.

[@Metsfan1986]

Yeah. Here in NYC we've had our fair share of mishandled snow storms. Up the block from me they found the guy that was supposed to be plowing, sleeping in a parked spot. That launched a citywide overhaul which included Tracking systems in every sanitation truck. But it's still not perfect.

[@adamtaylor1831]

Love how he says 6 million every 6 week instead of a million a week 😂 uncle joey to a tee

[@t0ny1189]

435 Faraway in Snowmass is listed for rent at $100,000/mo wow

[@dumaramutsi]

Joe "My buddy Jimmy" Rogan & Joey "Hi and Lo" Díaz

[@hgt2008]

Biggest liar on the Internet 🚨REDBAR IS WATCHING

[@carsonanderson5084]

The devastation of 4 inches. It could cripple a whole city

[@joshualewis2480]

Barbi Benton's Beautiful Bush... you're welcome for the band name