I HATE Airplane Wifi.

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jschlattLIVE

jschlattLIVE

Күн бұрын

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@LushSSB
@LushSSB 2 жыл бұрын
I fly around 10 times a year and I’m so glad someone actually brought this up. Thank you Schlatt for representing those who have been suffering in silence
@aurum316
@aurum316 2 жыл бұрын
Yikes, a travelling normie
@thedak808
@thedak808 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I fly to and from Hawaii, they have wifi. But it only connects to the plane’s server (movies, tv shows, etc.)
@cityinsect
@cityinsect 2 жыл бұрын
i hope you are joking
@TheRealestKushSmoker420
@TheRealestKushSmoker420 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you fly 10 times a year?
@shkworen2042
@shkworen2042 2 жыл бұрын
Stop this, just preload some entertainment on your phone
@user-sl1wt1dv4y
@user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 жыл бұрын
dude, just bring your own router on to the plane and ask the flight attendants to plug it in for you. you'd be surprised how polite and compliant they are when you're holding a gun to the pilots head
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 2 жыл бұрын
This worked back in 99
@milktea6676
@milktea6676 2 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE I feel like jshlatt always gets mad at the randomness things 😂 toilet wiping standing up Wii sports fan art Minxs Googling himself Other peoples opinions Logo redesigns 1999 Honestly man I’m on the edge of my seat to see what’s next
@Jaymson_
@Jaymson_ 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could give you second like
@CHR_real
@CHR_real 2 жыл бұрын
@@jschlattLIVE damn you really hit the citizens with the wombo combo back in 99
@jenniferwhite6073
@jenniferwhite6073 2 жыл бұрын
ngl you had me in the first half
@tyler3876
@tyler3876 2 жыл бұрын
Multi-mic Schlatt is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
@derrypurnamasari3921
@derrypurnamasari3921 2 жыл бұрын
@@fimball2164 finally your dad left
@derrypurnamasari3921
@derrypurnamasari3921 2 жыл бұрын
@@homedecore3073 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER SPAMBOT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
@4chanwetdreams
@4chanwetdreams 2 жыл бұрын
just wait until you see what he did in 99’
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 2 жыл бұрын
@@4chanwetdreams not as bad as what he did in '06
@4chanwetdreams
@4chanwetdreams 2 жыл бұрын
@@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 what about 01’?
@Fleshi_Guy615
@Fleshi_Guy615 Жыл бұрын
Out of all the KZbinrs who go on rants, Schlatt is one of the best at it. If a rant doesn't have good pacing, structure, and justification behind it, then it can fall apart. This was a really good rant. I should know, I'm something of a rant connoisseur myself.
@Shiswd
@Shiswd 6 ай бұрын
bro is the rant connoisseur
@Fleshi_Guy615
@Fleshi_Guy615 6 ай бұрын
@@Shiswd Dude I don't even remember writing this. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be ironic, at least partially... but I don't even know anymore. I'm not even sure what the joke was supposed to be.
@snuffow.1218
@snuffow.1218 2 жыл бұрын
seeing schlatts face and the title "I'm pissed off." has never filled me with more fear than ever before. whoever runs gogo better lock up because something may happen to them june 15th of 2022 at 8:37 pm.
@snuffow.1218
@snuffow.1218 2 жыл бұрын
@Ba Ba ! shut up
@lordtoomas
@lordtoomas 2 жыл бұрын
as we both know, Schlatt always starts his war crimes at exactly 8:37pm
@Schloopytoober
@Schloopytoober 2 жыл бұрын
3/5 people in this reply are bots. Damn
@Exile559
@Exile559 2 жыл бұрын
May, lmfao
@hadriandwyer2191
@hadriandwyer2191 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, it's here
@zerow788
@zerow788 2 жыл бұрын
This is just like when the boys talk about airplanes for 24 minutes
@johnpizza950
@johnpizza950 2 жыл бұрын
True, Peter MSNBC am i right?
@magical5181
@magical5181 2 жыл бұрын
@visible guys are you apple rolling again? I hope not
@-Pank
@-Pank 2 жыл бұрын
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I can’t
@bobbat2188
@bobbat2188 2 жыл бұрын
Airplane? What for?
@Yemmyyy
@Yemmyyy 2 жыл бұрын
For real
@katyekatart4722
@katyekatart4722 2 жыл бұрын
I'm now currently imagining "Schlatt" sitting is his seat at someone's wedding, vibrating with anger over plane wifi.
@haiyuc
@haiyuc 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@drcone4302
@drcone4302 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine steam coming out of his ears
@cherrycreamsoda4253
@cherrycreamsoda4253 Жыл бұрын
@@drcone4302 turned into a 1930s work whistle
@Mr_Taternater
@Mr_Taternater 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to see Schlatt calling out the price for people who don’t have infinite amounts of money like he does.
@wndiua7566
@wndiua7566 2 жыл бұрын
I am beginning to regain the memories regarding 1999 when Jscatt was last “pissed off” The memories are flooding back at extreme levels and I cannot suppress them
@ORIONVIIXI
@ORIONVIIXI 2 жыл бұрын
Jscatt lol
@sh1tgotreal350
@sh1tgotreal350 2 жыл бұрын
Jscatt💀
@ibaxterrwoof
@ibaxterrwoof 2 жыл бұрын
i wish you well for your further recovery, things like this feel like they’ll never go away. 1999 was an intense year for many of us, so stay strong
@captainjumpy202
@captainjumpy202 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: refuses to buy wifi for 15 dollars Also schlatt literally 2 days ago: I bought gamer supps because anime cups
@crimsonlancer1872
@crimsonlancer1872 2 жыл бұрын
Atleast the cups and gamer supps are reliable
@Exo7oxE
@Exo7oxE 2 жыл бұрын
Nah he bought it because *b l u e*
@violetweaver4034
@violetweaver4034 2 жыл бұрын
this is actually the worst point of all time
@DustyOrange
@DustyOrange 2 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonlancer1872 Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 actually a pretty good flavor by Russian Badger Also like the fact those anime cups list the artist they commission on the page too
@topmalk
@topmalk 2 жыл бұрын
He has his priorities in order
@nyemuii
@nyemuii 2 жыл бұрын
Before I clicked the video: “When are you not angry, Schlatt?” After I watched the video: “Thank god I’m not the only one who was pissed off about this.”
@gegggggg
@gegggggg 2 жыл бұрын
Slay
@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971
@nebulashitpostprodubtions5971 2 жыл бұрын
@Darius Bostic if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing.
@dre6117
@dre6117 2 жыл бұрын
@Darius Bostic if everyone sins, then Jesus also sins. Nice
@bigoudi07
@bigoudi07 2 жыл бұрын
@Darius Bostic Do not be afraid for your faith, Schlatt is a catholic using his influence to spread God's words of wisdom to his followers. Let things work itself.
@konondayo5397
@konondayo5397 2 жыл бұрын
how the fuck did this thread turn into a religion discussion
@scuffd8734
@scuffd8734 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt, I just wanted to say that I appreciate you. You always make my day better, and make me laugh. I have really bad anxiety, and your videos help me distract myself from my worries. Thank you for being hilarious.
@mynameisasecret5320
@mynameisasecret5320 2 жыл бұрын
I was on 2 flights a few weeks back and the wifi was perfect and free everytime. This just makes me appreciate how non shitty our domestic airlines are. Hearing about americans talk about airplanes makes me genuinly fear for my life
@hoisoynono
@hoisoynono 2 жыл бұрын
what country are you from?
@hbomb3266
@hbomb3266 2 жыл бұрын
What are your domestic airlines?
@mynameisasecret5320
@mynameisasecret5320 2 жыл бұрын
@@hbomb3266 I'm Australian, and our main domestic airlines are jetstar, quantas, rex and virgin. Quantas and jetstar are owned by the same company, quantas has free wifi that works just fine all flight, and I've only ever seen jetstar wifi cost $5 AUD for a whole trip. (Which is less in USD) Virgin I'm pretty sure doesn't do wifi but the overall quality is still better then what I heard about spirit Airlines etc.
@Holl0wd
@Holl0wd 2 жыл бұрын
Yall have wifi on planes? Damn
@ibaxterrwoof
@ibaxterrwoof 2 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisasecret5320 i agree, our domestic airlines got good wifi
@ReddCinema
@ReddCinema 2 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt rants never miss! ❤
@milktea6676
@milktea6676 2 жыл бұрын
And they never fail to question my sanity 😂
@xavvierr5544
@xavvierr5544 2 жыл бұрын
all of "your content" is just speed clips
@epicswag8802
@epicswag8802 2 жыл бұрын
comment botting
@someskeptic-kid9902
@someskeptic-kid9902 2 жыл бұрын
@today was a good day no shut up
@smugo.
@smugo. 2 жыл бұрын
You don't exist.
@declanuttley7158
@declanuttley7158 2 жыл бұрын
Virgin airlines Australia was pretty good with their wifi. honestly, it was very good. It was free, no ads while connecting and a smooth connection process in general, I was able to watch an entire stream vod at 1080p with hardly any buffering. Really nice experience overall 9/10
@Thymed
@Thymed 2 жыл бұрын
Dang never have had free wifi, always have to pay like seven dollars for an alright signal
@rubberduck01
@rubberduck01 2 жыл бұрын
I've never paid for plane wifi before ever
@00kayhole
@00kayhole 2 жыл бұрын
qantas has somewhat decent free wifi as well too
@saber10beats2
@saber10beats2 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, if only the actual Australian NBN was that too.
@infernolukegaming3212
@infernolukegaming3212 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie this is true and very useful
@Replui22
@Replui22 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorite rants ever lol and so true
@E579Gaming
@E579Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
I like schlatts videos, its good to see someone complaining about these small things that get on your nerves
@americankid7782
@americankid7782 2 жыл бұрын
Just try and focus on the fact that you may still have a face
@E579Gaming
@E579Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua EdwinRoehl I do not want to click on that link
@E579Gaming
@E579Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@americankid7782 Its starting to peal off but i still do have a face
@henkdachief
@henkdachief 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt even knew you can have you phone turned on let alone get entertained by it.. what an entitled prick
@houyeet
@houyeet 2 жыл бұрын
You’d love drew gooden then
@boredhuman6512
@boredhuman6512 2 жыл бұрын
I deeply apologize to victims of shlatts actions when he was "pissed off". I send nothing but best wishes and quick physical and mental recovery 🙏🙏🙏
@MicrowaveMaster1701
@MicrowaveMaster1701 2 жыл бұрын
The bots above me probably have no friends
@Rayanial
@Rayanial 2 жыл бұрын
@@MicrowaveMaster1701 lol
@tanghojittrevor374
@tanghojittrevor374 2 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@hogsrider8319
@hogsrider8319 2 жыл бұрын
Worst of all he was in an airplane
@SurrKas
@SurrKas 2 жыл бұрын
🙏
@Nothing21091
@Nothing21091 2 жыл бұрын
Shlatt: "American Airlines charging $15 for wifi is bordering on a war-crime!" Also Shlatt: *prices Rammie slippers at $120*
@gspandem1204
@gspandem1204 2 жыл бұрын
Well, that'e because WiFi from a multi billion dollar airline should be free. The slippers required a lot of time to make, and that's because of the quality.
@Mat-gf7nj
@Mat-gf7nj 2 жыл бұрын
@@gspandem1204 lmao
@marshman9548
@marshman9548 2 жыл бұрын
how do you think he makes back all the money he spends on in flight wifi
@dakota9821
@dakota9821 2 жыл бұрын
@Noah Avshalom man out here acting like smash ultimate is some ungodly masterpiece... its not; it aint that good.
@Ran_hash
@Ran_hash 2 жыл бұрын
​@@dakota9821 he's not acting like it's a masterpiece, he's doing a price comparison with something the majority of people would deem to be of higher value then Rennie slippers
@c0shplay820
@c0shplay820 2 жыл бұрын
can we get more of these they are extremely entertaining XD
@Patterrz
@Patterrz 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing will radicalise a person like shitty plane Wi-Fi, nationalise airlines so we can sort this out
@milktea6676
@milktea6676 2 жыл бұрын
How about not using the Wi-Fi?
@saucy2833
@saucy2833 2 жыл бұрын
I also want the same people who run the DMV to run airlines
@water3602
@water3602 2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!!!! It's here.
@gordonhoth8597
@gordonhoth8597 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, the gooberment will definitely make things better.
@NoChillAustin
@NoChillAustin 2 жыл бұрын
Ah of course patterz is here, farming likes and subs off of others I see...again
@CaLypSO4456
@CaLypSO4456 2 жыл бұрын
Years of flying on planes has taught me to always download movies/ music before I get on the flight, or be unblievably tired before I get on so I sleep through it
@1colacola1
@1colacola1 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video expecting a serious topic, and then I remembered what channel I'm watching.
@anthonynorris9322
@anthonynorris9322 2 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some "airlines" would do this horrible thing.
@savannajade973
@savannajade973 2 жыл бұрын
Almost as horrible as what he did to those women in 1999
@jarvis6253
@jarvis6253 2 жыл бұрын
@@savannajade973 nah this is worse
@prodbykaji
@prodbykaji 2 жыл бұрын
“airlines”
@prodbykaji
@prodbykaji 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 its AxxL again
@MetalMercutio
@MetalMercutio 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 No women allowed after 1999
@chillmode1881
@chillmode1881 2 жыл бұрын
Those who record the payments must have been laughing their ass off about how stupid jschlatt must have been to buy their wifi, but little do they know the genius of his investment from his mistake turning a 30 dollar mistake into thousands.
@hchappy125
@hchappy125 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way about traveling internationally and trying to use your phone. Everything is entirely arbitrary. We have come so far technologically yet the companies that control this shit still want you disconnected from the rest of the world. You gotta step on eggshells if you don’t want to end up charged outrageously.
@NotPizzaroni2234
@NotPizzaroni2234 2 жыл бұрын
Why are all the replies bots?
@WhiskeyTape
@WhiskeyTape Жыл бұрын
2:49 That's how having "Games, unlimited games but no games" feels like.
@TheLuckster
@TheLuckster 2 жыл бұрын
ever since the "events" of 1999, "Jschlatt" being pissed off has never been a good thing
@kingoreo0012
@kingoreo0012 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cupnotavailable2353
@cupnotavailable2353 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@DefTheRat
@DefTheRat 2 жыл бұрын
Never forget
@Nixxos
@Nixxos 2 жыл бұрын
don't forget the events of 9/11/2001... don't make schlatt angry
@blurryphoto3379
@blurryphoto3379 2 жыл бұрын
conflicting reports abound, but we know it was either steel-toed boots or a yellow crowbar.
@will.luvs.sharkz
@will.luvs.sharkz 2 жыл бұрын
I just listened to a grown man rant about wifi for 7 minutes, and i some how enjoyed it. Good job “schlatt”
@obitree8128
@obitree8128 2 жыл бұрын
Can you explain why people put "" when they say schlatt?
@Internet_Canuck
@Internet_Canuck 2 жыл бұрын
That’s why I’ve always brought a handheld console with me I can’t tell you how much the DS line of consoles have helped me get through some of the most annoying plane rides of my life
@spoons7649
@spoons7649 2 жыл бұрын
My DSi XL has saved me hours of boredom
@sebbychanforever
@sebbychanforever 2 жыл бұрын
I still have and use my iPod nano for this reason, not requiring internet is amazing, and also not using the battery on my phone is nice
@bblulz7554
@bblulz7554 2 жыл бұрын
heading to myrtle beach at some point this summer and i swear to god my switch is gonna save my life while we inevitably take spirit and have the absolute shittiest flight known to man
@rentisme
@rentisme Жыл бұрын
The thing I don't understand with the added cost is that it doesn't cost them anymore to let you use it than not, so they're literally just trying to fleece even more money from you
@theratking720
@theratking720 2 жыл бұрын
A Jschlatt rant about planes? He's just still upset after over 20 years.
@domleo0815
@domleo0815 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no…
@Luiz3r0
@Luiz3r0 2 жыл бұрын
@Guys look 👇🅥 nobody asked
@santinoclarito6924
@santinoclarito6924 2 жыл бұрын
The moment he says he wants the plane to crash it means oh fucking no
@Vellis.
@Vellis. 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt could literally talk about anything for 10 minutes and I would watch to the end
@Vellis.
@Vellis. 2 жыл бұрын
@Darius Bostic lmao I’m good bro
@theautisticartist9370
@theautisticartist9370 2 жыл бұрын
Chucklesandwich
@CheerryVR
@CheerryVR 2 жыл бұрын
@Darius Bostic I'm a atheist 🥴
@aynice7023
@aynice7023 2 жыл бұрын
@@CheerryVR ok and why would u just disrespect him like dude don’t u have anything better to to like clean your house?
@TriNitroT
@TriNitroT 2 жыл бұрын
@@aynice7023 i don't think it's disrespectful to tell someone your religion
@Youtooz
@Youtooz 2 жыл бұрын
he's pissed off
@Brizukoo
@Brizukoo 2 жыл бұрын
he's pissed off
@Tarsalknight795
@Tarsalknight795 2 жыл бұрын
I think he's pissed off
@joshualee4692
@joshualee4692 2 жыл бұрын
guys i think he might be just a little pissed off
@jaylee6083
@jaylee6083 2 жыл бұрын
Hmm idk bit he might be pissed off
@theAWPspammer
@theAWPspammer 2 жыл бұрын
Yo you down here
@josuec7929
@josuec7929 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy part, got a TrueBill ad before the video started, it started with “I’ve been paying for In-Flight Wi-Fi before I caught up to it using TrueBill” *hits skip*
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt ranting about airplane wifi as Beethoven's seventh symphony plays in the background. Peak quality content ladies and gentlemen.
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 2 жыл бұрын
my god its a botpocalypse
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 2 жыл бұрын
@@m1lfhunt3r i never said you were
@pawn1941
@pawn1941 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I just bring a portable charger with me, turn on airplane mode, and draw for hours straight (the movies they provide in the plane also make for great background noise)
@InfinitelyConcise
@InfinitelyConcise 2 жыл бұрын
See I try and do the same thing, but problem is I get motion sick so I cant even do that
@peraraptor6943
@peraraptor6943 2 жыл бұрын
american airlines actually had decent movies too bad schlatts was broken
@missingno2401
@missingno2401 2 жыл бұрын
i just whip out my computer and play halo i aint even gonna mess with the internet
@septembercitrus221
@septembercitrus221 2 жыл бұрын
I really liked when “Schlatt” talked about his upcoming ‘communist arc’
@sprtrnds7880
@sprtrnds7880 2 жыл бұрын
*communist schlatt* *Bottom text*
@explosivediarrhoea4336
@explosivediarrhoea4336 2 жыл бұрын
Finally it's here
@FROST_HUGGER
@FROST_HUGGER 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIeonYtnnsSpla8 . Finally its here.
@CCRMSN
@CCRMSN 4 ай бұрын
All the airlines I’ve used don’t have airplane Wi-Fi so I thought you shouldn’t complain but be happy that you have it at all. But then I watched this and realized it doesn’t exist, but they say it does and they make you pay anyway
@achillesachil33spa.93
@achillesachil33spa.93 2 жыл бұрын
just sat here for 7 and a half minutes to listen to a grown man rant about plane wifi, and i'm here for it
@O49-b7d
@O49-b7d 2 жыл бұрын
wifi rants are great. also good god the bots holy fuck the bots.
@NickSmith-fe7lp
@NickSmith-fe7lp 2 жыл бұрын
This whole Wi-Fi thing has always been an issue with planes. Just feels like a class-action lawsuit waiting to happen
@Ganerrr
@Ganerrr 2 жыл бұрын
>not bringing a laptop loaded with 843 torrented movies
@sin7136
@sin7136 2 жыл бұрын
it's just 843 versions of bee movie isn't it?
@Mikael440
@Mikael440 2 жыл бұрын
Yo ganer!
@mountaindrew2241
@mountaindrew2241 2 жыл бұрын
what’s up checkmark
@My_Old_YT_Account
@My_Old_YT_Account 2 жыл бұрын
Or a phone with all of those movies
@Ronald98
@Ronald98 Жыл бұрын
A pirate's life for me!
@doot4246
@doot4246 2 жыл бұрын
"STOP SAYING YOU ARE GONNA DO THINGS TO THE SLIPPE-" "i am super excited about the slipper :D"
@crispysquidoftheacidcats295
@crispysquidoftheacidcats295 2 жыл бұрын
imagine this but vocoded. he's so funny when he's angry.
@stupidheadwisp
@stupidheadwisp 2 жыл бұрын
Someone tell me when that's made lol
@CupofJ0E
@CupofJ0E 2 жыл бұрын
@Willy on Wheels disliked so it recommends it to less people
@mitomanu
@mitomanu 2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect “schlatt” actually talking about something like this, and yes, I agree, airplane Wi-Fi fucking sucks.
@Tufflewithyourballs183
@Tufflewithyourballs183 2 жыл бұрын
Pathetic bots
@repolloasmuo
@repolloasmuo 2 жыл бұрын
Wow 4 bots in a row
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 2 жыл бұрын
@@repolloasmuo and we can now add a 5th one :/
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 2 жыл бұрын
Make it 6
@760creations
@760creations 2 жыл бұрын
jetBlue seems to be the only airline with passable WiFi; I flew to the UK from NY this past week, and although it dropped a fair amount, I was still able to use streaming services like HBO Max without too much issue. I feel your pain here with every other airline though.
@Bighomie39
@Bighomie39 2 жыл бұрын
JetBlue is the best airline and it's not even close
@professorlayman523
@professorlayman523 2 жыл бұрын
JetBlue all the way
@revilno
@revilno 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, my dad is a Captain of JetBlue, and even HE complains about the Wi-Fi. Probably cause he flys every week. So I slightly agree, it’s the best out of everything, but it’s still bad.
@revilno
@revilno 2 жыл бұрын
But luckily, for once, JetBlue had a great wi-fi once, letting me watch a Jschlatt stream. But American. OH AMERICAN. It is awful. 20 free minutes? No. Unlimited barely working Wi-Fi. It’s better just to not use it.
@x8bitpixel
@x8bitpixel Жыл бұрын
This is exactly a video I’ve wanted to see for so long. From anyone. Thank you schlatt.
@emppos432
@emppos432 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this while my cat is in the hospital. He pulled a Jambo and ate something he shouldn't have. I hope he's gonna be okay. Edit: He's okay! He didn't need surgery. He got a lot of laxatives and painkillers but he's fine. :')
@spider6025
@spider6025 2 жыл бұрын
Is he good so far? ❤️
@I-luv-sharks
@I-luv-sharks 2 жыл бұрын
i hope he's ok. if he's not, i hope he gets better 🤍
@Funni-Archive
@Funni-Archive 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, screw these bots advertising scams on a wholesome, cat related comment about pulling a jambo. As a fan of all cat I shall sacrifice myself for your cat to ensure safety.
@yowxrrior1786
@yowxrrior1786 2 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly this video was useful. I’m about to fly for my very first time on American Airlines. Now I know to pack a book. Thanks Schlatt
@jean_etcetera
@jean_etcetera 2 жыл бұрын
I work with the company that provides the internet, and Schlatt is right. Even I don't understand why it is so difficult for it to work properly lol my apologies u.u
@rygtrav
@rygtrav 2 жыл бұрын
If we could get a weekly Jschlatt rant my life would be complete
@randomviewer3735
@randomviewer3735 2 жыл бұрын
Riley, don't encourage the man Imagine what he will do
@zaqkilive880
@zaqkilive880 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefloribbean pls dont
@zaqkilive880
@zaqkilive880 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefloribbean but this is just a jschlatt video!
@ccolor
@ccolor 2 жыл бұрын
This is why you download music and videos before the flight so that you can watch/listen to it the whole time. Although, I understand that some people need to use "The Internet" or Insta/Twitter. Thats why I hate the entire flight system. it sucks, its always too hot or too cold, there's always a toddler crying two rows back or someone kicking your chair, and every time you try to fall asleep your head falls forward and wakes you up. Also, even if you do fall asleep by the time you wake up your covered in sweat, drool and your confused to where you even are for a good 10 seconds.
@D4TL1LK1D
@D4TL1LK1D 2 жыл бұрын
This man can complain about life and get millions of views. Truly a Schlasterpiece
@dienelt5661
@dienelt5661 2 жыл бұрын
You know he’s passionate when he pulls the second mic up
@vito6197
@vito6197 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love videos like this. People just venting about something not that important, but so relatable. Not to the point where it's just a karen complaining about the tiniest inconvenience.
@vito6197
@vito6197 2 жыл бұрын
@YOU.....why do bots exist KZbin?
@fishkid1307
@fishkid1307 Ай бұрын
flying through the air like a god, with (slow) access to limitless information is still pretty impressive if you think about it. i think total biscuit had one clip that was pretty funny where he was shitting on people who complain about internet wifi because they dont see how insane it is that is exists to begin with love u schlart
@ImPacosTacos
@ImPacosTacos 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like its time for me to by a semi-operational plane and provide a wifi service far better so that our lord and savior Schlatt can fly with wifi in peace.
@thomaswells3426
@thomaswells3426 2 жыл бұрын
I don't trust any of these links
@Mysteryman61350
@Mysteryman61350 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I get upset I just take a stress shit. It just works for me. Don’t have a clue why.
@neechiace8248
@neechiace8248 2 жыл бұрын
"Is this my communist Arc" might have been my favorite jschlatt quote of the year so far
@chazzle8434
@chazzle8434 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I just did at 6:50
@digital_soldier4768
@digital_soldier4768 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you're doing better man, and just know, you are not replaceable and we all love you.
@alex0721
@alex0721 2 жыл бұрын
I WASNT EXPECTING THIS
@koibito8825
@koibito8825 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Mavve69
@Mavve69 2 жыл бұрын
2 bot one comment lmao
@bigbyrome
@bigbyrome 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah because you definitely watched the whole video in one minute
@Mavve69
@Mavve69 2 жыл бұрын
Hah I reported the bots now there gone
@mrp1796
@mrp1796 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mavve69 3
@mycoachknowsthesheriff
@mycoachknowsthesheriff 2 жыл бұрын
3:51 Schlage glitching out briefly
@philismenko
@philismenko Жыл бұрын
As an aircraft mechanic, we have a "jschlatt" button we have to push whenever we know youll be on the plane, only you have these issues
@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either
@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd hear you being pissed about planes, considering the amount of jokes you've made 👀
@jjjaegerist0433
@jjjaegerist0433 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus, FOUR BOTS!?
@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either
@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either 2 жыл бұрын
@@jjjaegerist0433 They just love me.
@pazzthebassgod
@pazzthebassgod 2 жыл бұрын
tragic botting on such a W comment
@RoflcopterLamo
@RoflcopterLamo 2 жыл бұрын
Those weren’t jokes 💀
@DoesNotInhale
@DoesNotInhale 2 жыл бұрын
"Is this my communist arc" made me fucking double over
@grmpf
@grmpf 2 жыл бұрын
My brain cannot fathom the greatness that would be Schlatt going communist.
@eugenioporgenio263
@eugenioporgenio263 2 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt can rant about anything and make money, what a life! Love you big man
@zlette
@zlette Жыл бұрын
I love how my immediate gut feeling about what people were gonna do to the slipper as soon as I saw the thing was completely correct. Also *Schlussy...*
@rammywarrior4033
@rammywarrior4033 2 жыл бұрын
I should really buy one of these Rammie's. Would go swell with the Weight set, Wall mounted Gun, WW2 pinup Girl Calendar I got from some liquor store and Wolf spiders I got crawling on my wall at Mach 10 speed.
@messymaemae
@messymaemae 2 жыл бұрын
This is the only thing that's Madd me happy in a while. Thank you.
@hit_989theorange6
@hit_989theorange6 2 жыл бұрын
“Jschlatt” still can’t stop me with what I’m going to do with his “Rammie” Slippers and “slippery” tube once they arrive
@befungle4411
@befungle4411 2 жыл бұрын
i know genuine comments are rare, but this was a good video. Literally a dude talking to a camera, which is boring as hell compared to the giant red arrows everywhere nowadays, but he makes it interesting.
@SoniasWay
@SoniasWay 2 жыл бұрын
“This is probably the pettiest and most unimportant videos I’ve ever made” Nothing is unimportant when Jschlatt is PISSED OFF
@bylobat6822
@bylobat6822 2 жыл бұрын
0:32 hey big man calm down we don't want a repeat of the tragedy
@bluepopbubble6330
@bluepopbubble6330 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Schlatt!, Hi Everyone!, it was a stressful hour for me, my family and the people in my neighborhood. There was a fire and it gotten so big. Luckily the fire department arrived. They put out the fire and no one was hurt. So far I’m keeping awake, watching your video. I keep watch if there may be a fire incase another may start. I’m grateful for the right opportunity you posted your video. It comforted me and made me at ease. Thank you Schlatt! Update: The fire has been putted out. Sadly, one family don’t have a house anymore. Me and my family are trying to help in anyway we can and they starting to rebuild their house. Thank you for you all for your comments!❤️😊
@aurum316
@aurum316 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you act like you are on a 2014 minecraft forum full of kids sharing how their day went ? Nobody cares about what happened to you, keep it to yourself
@zedieez9998
@zedieez9998 2 жыл бұрын
Hope ur doing well friend :)
@oopsallbugs
@oopsallbugs 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're safe! Hope things are better now 🫂
@RoflcopterLamo
@RoflcopterLamo 2 жыл бұрын
@AliSand Me when everything is a joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 😆😁😄😃😀🙂😐🫤😕🙁😔😔 😔
@Ehrmann_Gregsson
@Ehrmann_Gregsson 2 жыл бұрын
Damn be safe bro
@BananaDoge559
@BananaDoge559 8 ай бұрын
Its not just planes either, my family went on a cruise last year and we bought wifi for all our devices. It couldnt load a single thing for the entire seven days we were there
@BrandonHutto
@BrandonHutto 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for speaking up on this, I had a last minute college essay for my documentary that needed to be finished on a 10hr flight and I paid for the $15 plan but it never worked👎🏼 I was also sitting next to an architect who needed to send a design plan to his supervisor and couldn’t connect either. AA really needs to get their shit together. People lose their jobs over this stuff and assignments don’t get turned in over these war crimes.
@pngproducer1389
@pngproducer1389 2 жыл бұрын
I once went on a united flight, (to a place kinda farish) i think the wifi costed 50$ lol and it didnt rly work
@KR7PT
@KR7PT 2 жыл бұрын
3:05 "I was flying to a marriage" Sir that's a wedding
@GeorgeTheDinoGuy
@GeorgeTheDinoGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Jschlatts communist arc has spanned his whole existence on KZbin, it is beautiful and plentiful in lore.
@jedariuncook8931
@jedariuncook8931 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Schlat thank you for the motivation to try and stream again and try youtube aswell. you have been a big part of my life right now and i just wanted to thank you.
@jefftheevilrobot9351
@jefftheevilrobot9351 2 жыл бұрын
I just gave up 8 minutes of my life to watch a man yell about in-flight wifi. Worth it
@Rott4n
@Rott4n 2 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would make “Schlatt” angry
@ecto5608
@ecto5608 2 жыл бұрын
He clearly liked it
@rae-rae8005
@rae-rae8005 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I save a shit ton of videos on my phone. So that if I’m ever stuck on a flight, I will have plenty of music and videos to watch while I am there. Now my main concern is just not letting a die on the flight-
@tornaxol837
@tornaxol837 2 жыл бұрын
3:39 Schlippers
@Idontplaytf2
@Idontplaytf2 2 жыл бұрын
3:26 Shlattussy.
@TheInfectedGamerYT
@TheInfectedGamerYT 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up! 😂
@derek-watson
@derek-watson 2 жыл бұрын
STOP.
@starrycharacter
@starrycharacter 2 жыл бұрын
No
@starrycharacter
@starrycharacter 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgentMVoid NO
@Florida_boy
@Florida_boy 2 жыл бұрын
The Rammie slipper is literally pronounced "ram me" you brought this upon yourself.
@cormacsmithy3975
@cormacsmithy3975 Жыл бұрын
You can really tell that Schlal was once a compsci major.
@ducringe
@ducringe 2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to see my boyfriend in about 11 days and I was thinking of getting Wi-Fi for the plane and now I’m guessing this is a sign not to do that! Thanks Schlatt!
@jamesbehrmann2145
@jamesbehrmann2145 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Hi Tausha 💀
@em4six348
@em4six348 2 жыл бұрын
Never found these rant videos boring, keep 'em coming big guy.
@enzoarweq4525
@enzoarweq4525 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see someone else enjoying it, I saw some people on Twitter saying they don't like "low effort" videos..smh
@enzoarweq4525
@enzoarweq4525 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see someone else enjoying it, I saw some people on Twitter saying they don't like "low effort" videos..smh
@avazquez01
@avazquez01 2 жыл бұрын
Funfact: Boingo is the default wifi for military members. You pay $60 for shitty wifi. You can pay for civilian wifis but sometimes you have to get it installed because they havent been to that particular room youre staying in.
@SeaBunni0
@SeaBunni0 2 жыл бұрын
thanks to this video my mom and I saved some money! We went on my first ever plane ride a few months ago and I told my mom not to buy the wifi, sure enough it was down the whole flight. Thanks for giving me a heads up on the plane wifi so my mother and I could avoid wasting money!
@spideyman1146
@spideyman1146 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought he was gonna talk about NFTs but airplane Wi-Fi works to
@LittleMiscreant
@LittleMiscreant 2 жыл бұрын
It’s time to take a stand. This is DISGUSTING, how could we let them DO THIS to us??
@mariamatedei
@mariamatedei 2 жыл бұрын
i love hearing about his suffering
@captndingpot3981
@captndingpot3981 2 жыл бұрын
When you have no wifi for about 30 minutes to an hour, It's time to open the DS and do a Mario Kart DS random 32 track Grand Pri.
@mindblown8566
@mindblown8566 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 im at my im at my im at my im at my...
@TheInfectedGamerYT
@TheInfectedGamerYT 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha!! 😂😂😂😂 That's me in a nutshell when trying to explain something stupid
@Abby_Maris
@Abby_Maris 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot another “I’m at my”
@mementomori3411
@mementomori3411 2 жыл бұрын
Big guy is Flustered
@O1ived
@O1ived 2 жыл бұрын
He broke
@frknwrld999
@frknwrld999 2 жыл бұрын
7:11 tbh i expected something like "jump out the door"
@tyrpoppa_4229
@tyrpoppa_4229 2 жыл бұрын
now I can get rammie to encase my feets with his warm embrace
@fatfr0g570
@fatfr0g570 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad they're $120. I have much better things to use that amount of money for than a pair of slippers.
@aooga9995
@aooga9995 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatfr0g570 the fuck? are they? (i guess they have to be that price considering how ABSURDLY much people want them.)
@tobzdevandfilm
@tobzdevandfilm 6 ай бұрын
0:40 As a Aussie, the plane wifi on Virgin Airlines (Aus) is TERRIBLE. You get sent to a website, that has the crappyest movies, shows and podcasts ever. Also if you wanna use everything else on your phone, you have to pay! Wanna use TikTok? PAY Wanna use KZbin? PAY Wanna use Netflix, stan e.c.t? PAY IT SUCKS! AND ALSO, when you got to pay. YOUR CARD ALWAYS GETS DISABLED. So, then you can’t buy any food or drink.
@jeaton1224
@jeaton1224 2 жыл бұрын
0:40. “I wish the plane would crash!” Into where, “schlatt”?
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