SDMP Ep. 3 Streamed on 03/29/24 / schlatt Thumbnail by Riftskeen / riftskeen
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@carsoncomplains2 ай бұрын
"I know you're family friendly, Captain" *immediately brings up terrorism
@mikoroonii2 ай бұрын
@KurtusOldroyd Di
@nightknight691872 ай бұрын
@@mikorooniiDi
@keeganobrien29282 ай бұрын
Di
@playdoughmaster8082 ай бұрын
Starts smoking weed a few seconds after that
@slyreviews6363Ай бұрын
Then smokes a blunt
@Soup_of_goop2 ай бұрын
The dynamic of Schlatt and the captain is insane
@harpon28162 ай бұрын
I think it's the fact their humour doesn't mix at all that makes it so hilarious.
@erikasolnc2 ай бұрын
it's like oil and water.
@sierra121cyan2 ай бұрын
He's sort of another Swagger, but a lot more innocent openly, while being the same level of powerhungry on the inside.
@Sam87492 ай бұрын
1 million $ vs 1 billion $
@ItsTartkie2 ай бұрын
Schlatt trying not to swear the whole time is also hilarious
@Sio_Bibble2 ай бұрын
I love how mr toasten is always just lurking in the background of every stream that is done of this server
@spap64072 ай бұрын
Glad to see some journalists haven't been bought out
@Mr_Blah2 ай бұрын
The Batman to his Gotham
@ivanlewis38002 ай бұрын
@@spap6407 Let's hope he doesn't get an award from the FBI.
@endoghost4396Ай бұрын
Mr Toasten is behind it all
@mtndewandsleepdeprivation2 ай бұрын
"i just kinda built the house" okay construction worker king
@RichardRichardRichardRichardRi2 ай бұрын
I love how the HOA quickly became a Schlatt and Sparklez fueled police state. Going from “house cannot float” to “we need to make a new rule, no taking pictures of people” in 5 minutes makes me so excited for the riot episode!
@mariam8275Ай бұрын
theyre truly embodying the american spirit 💪💪
@gatordragon6140Ай бұрын
Hey hey, no police state here, just a very responsible hoa, that you have to be a part of and you dont have a choice in the matter lol
@mariam8275Ай бұрын
@@gatordragon6140 the american police state has never hurt anyone!! 🇺🇸🦅🔫
@gatordragon6140Ай бұрын
@@mariam8275 you know that everything the light touches comment makes alot more sense now lol
@pantpocket17412 ай бұрын
him saying "THERE'S BUGGIES UP HERE" in an intimidating tone is so endlessly funny
@inhaleddeath57582 ай бұрын
Buggies and skeleington
@nader_909Ай бұрын
the way schlatt stopped crouching when whispering to mr sparklez just so tucker could hear him say 'nerd' is beautiful
@seanofthedabs64282 ай бұрын
"I'M BEING NICE" -Jawsh yelling at the top of his lungs
@JakubS2 ай бұрын
Please please please give us a part 2 ot this! The HOA bit is one of the funniest and simultaneously interesting things I've seen someone do in an SMP. Even if you took the time to meticulously inspect people's bases with a bunch of extra rules, it'd still be entertaining to watch
@Finetales2 ай бұрын
"Schleminent Domain" is the perfect HOA president
@unnaturallynatural88852 ай бұрын
schlukuna
@bigguy21742 ай бұрын
the schallen
@madrod2282 ай бұрын
Schlahoraga
@unnaturallynatural88852 ай бұрын
@@madrod228 Schlamevolent Shrine
@binay413963Ай бұрын
@@unnaturallynatural8885can't believe what Jschukuna did just like back in heian era
@danat26942 ай бұрын
Obsessed with watching you and cap together. The dynamic is so funny
@pendantairplane2 ай бұрын
One confident, successful millionaire along with another more chaotic, yet extremely insecure and closeted millionaire
@MrAsianPie2 ай бұрын
The thumbnail is deceiving considering Jordan went along with the HAO
@spap64072 ай бұрын
The thumbnail is deceiving considering shlatt trembles over people with a higher net worth than him
@theemeraldaxe14142 ай бұрын
Liberal propaganda
@Chrizz_YT2 ай бұрын
love how the sdmp videos are just a where's waldo with mr toasten
@errorinvalidfunction9112 ай бұрын
i can’t believe jschat isn’t with us anymore 🕊️🕊️🕊️
@TheOGMundnar2 ай бұрын
It’s like we still here him!
@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper2 ай бұрын
Fly high
@luna64402 ай бұрын
Feels like I can still hear his voice 😞
@Maongap2 ай бұрын
fly high jshart
@dank902 ай бұрын
Most original jschlatt comment
@micromoron2 ай бұрын
The HOA shit is so funny. Like, them cosplaying as HOA leaders is so goddamn funny. These are grown men sitting in their homes in front of their computers, pretending to be Karens. It's just amazing to think about.
@erbertisntthere2 ай бұрын
The unfortunate news of him living is devastating, fly low king 🕊🕊🕊🕊
@theAWPspammerАй бұрын
jschlatt has been found alive in his home
@LetterSUN17 күн бұрын
We mourn his life 😞😞😭😢😭😭😞
@Alf10red2 ай бұрын
Me: ""Ok another Schlatt VOD done time to binge the next one" also me: *Opens the next VOD* Schlatt: "So I built a house off camera"
@okayallie90742 ай бұрын
this is genuinely the funniest livestream i have ever watched. captainsparklez and schlatt are SO GOOD together
@Kotupud2 ай бұрын
My mum called the founder ugly. Said he looks shrek-like.
@iLinked2 ай бұрын
Report her
@sausageenthusiast48442 ай бұрын
The HOA won’t be having this.
@Marshark502 ай бұрын
Send her into the complaint box
@nathanfaith13412 ай бұрын
Sorry to hear of her passing
@pengudieguАй бұрын
You should probably get rid of her
@Insane_One2 ай бұрын
1:45:13 my man didn’t even go through the five stages of grief, he just went straight to acceptance.
@pim422 ай бұрын
The mrtoasten plot line is going crazy
@unchartedchartz2 ай бұрын
Schlatt and the Captain are genuinely such an entertaining team.
@sierra121cyan2 ай бұрын
so glad that schlatt was reborn yesterday after two days of being dead
@foolonthehill84102 ай бұрын
If you owned property before an HOA has been founded you have no obligation to follow their rules. If they give you any trouble, threaten to build a HAM radio or put a large trampoline in the yard.
@gatordragon6140Ай бұрын
You have to remember this isnt just an hoa, its schlatt's and caps hoa, im pretty sure non compliance is punishable by death lol
@mootness_Ай бұрын
ik they started with the idea of being super tyrannical but they ended up just super reasonable, helpful and often just helped fix up the houses😭
@crungleman79752 ай бұрын
This feels like the yogscast tekkit server but with a new generation of KZbinrs
@aleksthevoyager12602 ай бұрын
“New generation” *CaptainSparklez who just retired
@crungleman79752 ай бұрын
@@aleksthevoyager1260 well… new-ish
@pantpocket17412 ай бұрын
@@aleksthevoyager1260 relative to yogscast
@el_rod2 ай бұрын
I already watched this live, but this was genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all year, this server is a perfect spiritual continuation of smplive humor wise
@lukewalls46392 ай бұрын
just two sick rich minecrafters owning the HOA
@DappyCatfish2 ай бұрын
The AI of today is incredible... 3 hours of simulated schlatt to honor his passing... 🕊🕊🕊 fly high jschlatt you will be missed.
@redmessenger07Ай бұрын
This made 2015 me very happy 😭 so nostalgic seeing Cap again on a server. Loving this Shclab
@thinsketchy2 ай бұрын
1:42:22 incredible. Toasten managed to get jschlatt to SPRINT
@legitbuzhuh2 ай бұрын
Sleep deprived minecrafters never fails me to grow underground weed and opium farm under my 3 room apartment!!!
@BierBart122 ай бұрын
1:17:27 MrToasten randomly dropping the most ominous message
@numberonesouthparkloverАй бұрын
the fact that schlatt got captainsparklez to say he was blowing his load is crazy
@Pilloot.2 ай бұрын
Schlugg judging other people’s houses when living in a dirt tunnel that can hardly fit his massive wealth really how generous he is
@memerking78132 ай бұрын
Did you miss the first few minutes of the vod?
@foxtrotstudios29582 ай бұрын
His pink house was literally the first to be HOA approved
@l3xther3x862 ай бұрын
The combination of complete chill and visceral discomfort in the schlatt and captain duo is bizarre
@CloudyOrchardsАй бұрын
I dont know why but "ough...ough....ough.... comfort me captain" had me dying
@user-xp8nq5mf9y2 ай бұрын
Gonna miss this guy so much, he was so funny. His youtube channel was much better than the lives but hes always entertaining.
@efenty62352 ай бұрын
what happened?
@user-xp8nq5mf9y2 ай бұрын
@@efenty6235well hes gone.
@shader24212 ай бұрын
@@efenty6235he’s in a better place now
@bjrndencker67282 ай бұрын
@@efenty6235he tragically passed away 😔
@aymangani54162 ай бұрын
@@bjrndencker6728I don’t know if it’s okay to call the perpetrator’s death tragic… what he did to all of the victims of the incident definitely was though. Tired of seeing so much sympathy for this “man” after what he did
@samblam2 ай бұрын
Captain getting less and less pg as the stream progressed is pretty funny
@nubbon2 ай бұрын
Please dear lord let this continue for a couple more weeks of content please. So incredibly fun
@spencerk69202 ай бұрын
Did y’all see Mr Toasten’s POV? Funniest shit ever
@Raven._.2 ай бұрын
2:14:34 shibert just uncrouched just to say "nerd" to tucker
@nader_909Ай бұрын
most funny bit of the whole 3 hours
@420yoloswag4jesuss2 ай бұрын
Super nostalgic from when I found your content lol, these are absolutely hilarious and so amusing LOL I love it
@deeth6662 ай бұрын
My mom gave me very concerning looks for the first minute and 30seconds
@silentxwxlf2 ай бұрын
Your first mistake was playing jschlatt out loud
@le-mon2 ай бұрын
She knew what “happened” in 1999
@mooningmanz2 ай бұрын
15:00 bro did a low budget grian bit
@enzopro16372 ай бұрын
Hey Schlippy Schloppytoppy, loving the "content", i desire more content (carnally) and am waiting for the next Weekly "Schlap" episode. Stay "safe" and healthy, kisses!
@nightknight691872 ай бұрын
He („schlart“) is sadly already gone 😢🕊️🕊️🪦
@BurDuck99Ай бұрын
Charborg/JSchlatt is all I can hope for and more
@lieyoh2 ай бұрын
the ai tricks my brain into thinking he's still here with us 😢
@justsomeguy1136Ай бұрын
No one gives credit to the girls on the server they're hilarious.
@barrybeebenson81022 ай бұрын
The fact that everyone was selling drugs is killing me 😭
@joceling232 ай бұрын
RIP schlatt😔😔 u were the best🥺 I will miss you forever and will never be happy again
@samme03112 ай бұрын
Highkey want this modpack to be released on forge
@tinhc02 ай бұрын
You can download all the mods it's on the wiki
@VI_music_official2 ай бұрын
RIP JSchlatt, it has been real, you will be held in memory. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
@Pooper-the-Paldean-Wooper2 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, you will be missed 😔
@aronszabo60092 ай бұрын
What happened?
@harrypootis95192 ай бұрын
@@aronszabo6009 he died
@SydDeus2 ай бұрын
he died like 2 hours ago@@aronszabo6009
@VI_music_official2 ай бұрын
@@aronszabo6009 we are just joking, play along. :) ;)
@heronicoАй бұрын
actually never imagined i would see charborg and path at the same place at the same time
@AWiserOne2 ай бұрын
Hello, Vod watcher here. Because Twitch things are "SO SPECIAL TO NOT ALERT ME OF STREAMS!!!!!!!" Anyways... I like the gay stuff you did with the house. It's great.
@darwin25342 ай бұрын
I love hearing schlatt rip fat lines every thirty minutes.
@CAC20022 ай бұрын
He does not rip lines 😢 1:55:34
@rhg32302 ай бұрын
7:53 mr toasten watches
@Spined2 ай бұрын
This is sooo hillarious. The meowza baclony incident just threw me completely off. Noone should be in the unfortunate situation to wittness something like that. 2:04:19 - 2:05:32 I am so done lmfao
@grosslyincandescent21372 ай бұрын
I love how he keeps almost slipping up his censorship
@prestofungus85882 ай бұрын
I’ll be watching this later. Glad to see the next ep is out tho
@theitalianstallion15332 ай бұрын
This is the best dynamic duo I have ever seen
@AK-gs6wr2 ай бұрын
Absolutely LOVING this content. Seriously, keep it going, get some storylines. The gambling in boxing arena was so funny with imposters. You've nailed it and I think it could be the next big thing in MC. Well done 🎉❤
@kingbowser-sd2xvАй бұрын
VOD WATCHERS ARE STILL HERE!!!!
@archerbudden41072 ай бұрын
couldn't even J to this. Shlatt myself immediately, Clean up on isle VODS!!!
@kkaarrss2 ай бұрын
riftskeen is carrying this smp and everyones careers on her shoulders
@thehistoryguy63492 ай бұрын
Next thing we know he’ll be flying planes lol 9:48
@durianfox2 ай бұрын
Oh he's been flying planes buddy... Never forget..9/11
@SumeriyaYaxlaka2 ай бұрын
21:09 no.. This is how a cult works.. Which is appropriate for a HOA!!
@BreezyD-tr8bd2 ай бұрын
Purple is considered a ladies colour sometimes BUT IM ROCKING THAT SHIT LIKE IM CILLIAN MURPHY IN BREAKFAST ON PLUTO
@SumeriyaYaxlaka2 ай бұрын
LESGOOOOOO I LUV PURPLE COATS LIKE THE ONE JOKER WORE IN DARK KNIGHT👍
@binay413963Ай бұрын
Originally people though blue was lady's color , and pink was men's colour 😬
@jordanbordwell7834Ай бұрын
Hey shlatt not sure if you read these but I love your content and have been watching you since the tribute to Minecraft video. I never have time now a days to catch the streams so Im happy you make these vods. KZbin has always been one of my main sources of entertainment and Im always happy to see when you have a new video.
@Jinxit.2 ай бұрын
Finally a new update on the smp
@deviantsemicolon6182 ай бұрын
I loved the beginning of the vod when he talks about the 7.5 inch schlaft
@mayorofspicytown8932 ай бұрын
I love that Tucker is in more things
@Drewskee-nq2xb2 ай бұрын
the weird opera music at 2:25 starts right after tucker tells shlatt exotic “means whatever you want it to mean, mr schlatt”
@lt.ratattack51742 ай бұрын
just watched the whole vod, every sec, loved it
@ionisator1Ай бұрын
this is the pinnacle of content. i am thoroughly entertained.
@nathandouvier19762 ай бұрын
Is no one going to talk about “MF Zoom”?
@spap64072 ай бұрын
the DEAD ROTING CORPS, yes mr j shlatt did, in fact, comment on that
@nathandouvier19762 ай бұрын
@@spap6407 Oh dear, quite an embarrassing oversight in my corner. Many thanks for your informational generosity, good fellow
@gh0stl4.st0n3r2 ай бұрын
My childhood crush and adulthood crush as a duo is immaculate
@populousrj04042 ай бұрын
Sad seeing re-uploads,, its like hes still here, fly high king🕊🕊🕊🕊
@hungrylilsnailАй бұрын
conner talking about how he lives downtown so he gets adds for homeless shelters 😭 seeing him interact with captain was so funny dude
@canadiangoose1451Ай бұрын
It’s good watching back on these old videos reminds me of the time before he died
@picklferts2 ай бұрын
lookin very handsome today schlatt
@raynbow30002 ай бұрын
good video, watched it all the way through already!
@scmll2 ай бұрын
im going to be king of the pirates!
@mitchnonya37922 ай бұрын
Make the currency iron, and build a bunch of iron farms to cause massive inflation
@garfywarfy2 ай бұрын
I never really see much of moist but his HOA visit made me a fan, wish they had him on SD more often
@hellrevargenАй бұрын
this made me stoop having nonstoop panik attacks ive been having for a m week and half straight i wake up start paniking this calmed me down
@Chrizz_YT2 ай бұрын
*''I'M BEING NICE''* - Jawsh 2024
@BlazingMichaelАй бұрын
How has this only got 580K views man... this is literally classic Jschlatt content revived in 2024, and the captain is present
@georgebampiris71542 ай бұрын
Most entertaining stream ever!
@cptn8008Ай бұрын
telling someone "I hope you get it all out" as they blow their nose is just so sincere
@tlomz470Ай бұрын
The factor meals while staring at the cookout menu is a genuinely hilarious bit.
@ProbablyRexB2 ай бұрын
I was sick last night and listening to this will now put it as a permanent memory
@Maric_IQ2 ай бұрын
1:48:11 This is how sleep deprived runs
@Kab0nes-Kab2 ай бұрын
I love this server so much
@AwareTortoise2 ай бұрын
The HOA church is one of the best ideas ever
@ElevatorIsStuck2 ай бұрын
Is that THE tucker chucklesandwich!??!
@spap64072 ай бұрын
Ya, that's the host of Chuckle sanwich. I'm glad the other 2 weirdos aren't on here
@kcenter12Ай бұрын
little do you know
@Alluminent2 ай бұрын
Im just gonna say it loud and kinda clear. I need a 1x1 recreation of The Founder for my walls
@icenbison53362 ай бұрын
Finally, i missed this stream now I got to edge here repeatedly thanks JizzSchlatt
@MSCH4RL13Ай бұрын
schlatt actually popped off with his base
@Wired_User2 ай бұрын
A minute and a half into the video and Schlatt is already talking about his massive caulk and balls