Schlatt Becomes God's Drunkest Fisherman (SDMP)

SDMP Ep. 2
Streamed on 03/24/24
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[@SneakyStevie200]

SDMP and Hermitcraft have so many things in common 1. Post 2. Mad Fisher men 3. No pedophiles 4. A guy who everyone watched when they where a kid

[@niphraz6079]

No pedophiles THAT WE KNOW OF

[@aaronlycan6595]

within maximum 5 years point 3 will no longer be true

[@light_gladiator4047]

@@aaronlycan6595it’s definitely mika

[@5nhyfiery]

@@light_gladiator4047Nuh uh

[@dank90]

​@@light_gladiator4047 Mika is the least suspect. I predict it's gonna be uhh.. uhm uhhhh...

[@Moose_Topia]

sleep deprived never fails to make me fish

[@EightsYT]

i think you spelt finish wrong

[@benjaminhixson3918]

Unnh, I’m gonna fish 😫

[@Labrador78]

Fun fact this isn’t a sleep deprived video

[@kewlergarfthe2nd374]

​@benjaminhixson3918 I'm bouta fiiiiiissshhhhhhhhh.

[@Moose_Topia]

@Labrador78 sleep deprived multi player

[@kaled8839]

women want me fish fear me mermaids have mixed reviews

[@TheEmeraldSploosh]

mermaids fear they want you

[@daisy1641]

My dumbass thought this was a riddle

[@inteo_]

this line goes so hard for some reason

[@Chrizz_YT]

Mermaids want to fear you

[@MILLIE_CHARLIE]

I HAVE A DAD HAT THAT SAYS THAT LMFAO

[@nannerpie6184]

Him checking mail feels like some cooked children's show

[@dwier1]

Merrill Howard Kaylin 's cooking shit to be exact

[@BierBart12]

Blue's Clues Schlatt's Clatts

[@AdamWasn]

"I did some off screen mining" - Jschlatt. "Totally have op" - Jschlatt

[@ActuallyDramly]

"I follow my daddy's instructions- uh-" -Jschlatt

[@ActuallyDramly]

also 34:18

[@i_like_sleep422]

hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.

[@bbmmassivechicken9253]

I love how Schlatt fails to do anything for 40 minutes 😭

[@omnicarver]

Jschlatt should dress up like an old timey oil baron, and get someone to paint him. Then he should frame the painting and hang it up in his room.

[@lunanovaa_]

HARD AGREE

[@Ahnock]

he should dress up like a cat maid

[@Ahnock]

just for fun

[@T-M-P-M]

Grian is foaming at the mouth rn

[@ChWiBa]

i was about to say that lol

[@Pilloot.]

I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!

[@chelseaherrington22]

i love how you were so good with words and then spelled definitively wrong 😢 ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ

[@shimy2593]

SWAGGER SLOWLY TURNING TO LOOK AT THE CUCK SHED HAD ME DEAD

[@sabersight908]

even tho this is all incredibly strange because everyone is acting contenty and awkward, i am genuinely hyped for more of theses minecraft vods xD

[@TravoC]

You should watch more Jawsh POV

[@CrymsonNite]

​@@TravoC jawsh just walking through schlatts base is so great, I might have to see what he's doing

[@isnt-available]

start - 0:00 end - 2:09:22

[@Soxexe]

Thank you, very helpful👍

[@gardiled222]

this is the funniest comment i have ever read

[@ionisator1]

our beckoning calls into the void, our yearning for a light we will never see that shall forever fade, the last glimmer in the echoing abyss will be extinguished at the hands of the unyielding entropy we call death this comment is meaningless and it will have been forgotten very soon, a pattern-screamer's futile attempt to remain significant in this cruel world very helpful. ten out of ten points.

[@Goober_gobbler]

I love knowing that shlatt watches hermitcraft, sdmp and hermitcraft are almost exact opposites

[@kingofbears6999]

Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

[@MarquetteTheFourchette]

Throw. It. Back.

[@cynicat74]

The most mentally stable fisherman

[@leduke8012]

The lack of appreciation for naming a cat Keef means a lack of potheads, I'm disappointed.

[@exilemorin04]

when I saw the messages in chat talking about stealing keef I thought they were actually talking about stealing weed lol

[@FuckLoadOfFat]

A lack of potheads? Good. That's a good thing.

[@notdivi]

@@FuckLoadOfFatfound mr demonizer

[@user-sm9ee4ki9v]

No lack just all to high to care enough to comment it lmao

[@spilledcoffee383]

I don’t think most of this audience is old enough to even drink

[@ch5rry240]

“Shoreline” is “fishing” for the bodies that he dumped in the Great Lakes after the “incident” in ‘99

[@Ahnock]

i could make you disappear

[@smavith]

It surprises me that "Schlopf" actually joined BDSMP more than once.

[@Strings_71]

Can We Just Appreciate How Schlatt Tickles Our Neurons.

[@theAWPspammer]

he takes his big hands and fiddles in my ear 💯

[@voltdoesgd]

​@@theAWPspammer No.

[@doomguy2020]

Why do u capitalize every word bro????????

[@Hixoltage]

​@@doomguy2020He Is Tickleing The Tips Of My Pink Fleshy Wrinkly Brain.

[@Redfromangrybird]

@@doomguy2020 He Is Making My Electrons Tingle With Exquisite Joy

[@inspectorroseaidan6236]

Ngl I could Listen to you and Captain sparkles Talk about cars for hours

[@Crimeb0y]

sdmp : schlatt's Drunk survival multiplayer server

[@FlyingLine]

where's the p

[@scrapanimation3813]

​@@FlyingLinep has been pushed

[@islyknight]

I love when "Schlatt" posts to fill me up with his thick, creamy "content"

[@Moo_dee_]

Same

[@Moo_dee_]

But a lil too much

[@weezetard]

same man

[@yoshy-kk6ni]

don't talk again

[@SalomSands]

Same. It leaves a lasting flavor.

[@crimson-1443]

1:08:04 the slow drift in speech as the Captain notices "J. Schole" was hilarious

[@wormicide3651]

Love these chill streams, really feels like a new golden age of content

[@AverageAlcoholEnjoyer]

an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall

[@AverageAlcoholEnjoyer]

btw i'm italian and literally drunk so do not complain about grammar or orthography mistakes. thanks

[@karigrandi7]

@@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerman okey

[@Wired_User]

Doesn’t that style also use eggs for some reason in the pigment too? I think fresco’s are the ones that need eggs or yolk or something.

[@AverageAlcoholEnjoyer]

@@Wired_User yes paint was often made with egg red as base for the pigments but it's not necessary nowadays since we have better colours

[@pirzyx]

i genuinely do love when schlatt streams something other than reactions, something about it is just a bit nicer

[@ThatGuyVelvety]

Finally “schleeping bag” has started streaming again

[@lsandjs9793]

The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af

[@OfficialKirby]

I am way too early to “Schlomain Expansion”’s vod.

[@kateleuschen887]

It’s lost comedy that no one sings ‘we just got a letter’ from Blues Clues when they get a letter

[@davee3573]

1:17:10 I love how the Shayne Topp from iCarly bit has spread to all corners of the internet

[@pluto7389]

I love when "Schlutticus" fills me up with creamy joy

[@wealthybone2990]

I've been loving SDMP I think it's the best thing, im happy you brought this back.

[@farzanakazi4875]

watching this with a big stupid grin on my face. cant believe its been 5 years, brings back memories

[@Treee327]

36:24 jschlatt hasn't laughed this hard since 1999💀

[@ateenwholikesvideogames303]

"Schlatts" videos never fail to absolutely ruin, fucking kill my day

[@opportunityrover6014]

don't be mean

[@Ace_of_D14monds]

Grian: Finally a worthy opponent. Our fishing trips will be legendary!

[@rtrolite]

i really appreciate the work you guys put in with the sound design and the royalty free video game music actually fitting the vod

[@pyroo3]

i think jordan actually plays these live !

[@user-br4ht1cf8m]

22:44 BREAKING NEWS!! Popular youtuber and streamer “Jandemonious Schlatt” does not know how to say the word “Madame”

[@AEZAKM1]

Schlatt you should make an anti-gobby weekly newspaper

[@Necrotiize]

this is a certified epic schlatt moment

[@natural5272]

Jachlatt, please come to my graduation

[@maxwell1.0]

This series makes me so happy thank you

[@ryan1670]

I really love how "Shlut" never fails to fill us up with thick, creamy dopamine!

[@mtndewandsleepdeprivation]

"i did a little off camera mining" A LITTLE??

[@loford9432]

Loving the SDMP so far

[@kaidenmoe7382]

Jshlatt and Grian need a come together

[@pigoverlord8250]

39:49 you know he was about to say “I’m good at remembering where women live” after what he did in 99’

[@bob-yj9gi]

Your video have helped me through rough days I have not been doing good mentally but your videos have helped me stay sane thanks for everything

[@Super_Pizzaman5]

53:31 is such a perfect moment

[@hgpbm9572]

This server is like Mother 3 where the greedy snobby business guy owns the new world with a bunch of relics and remnants still in his possession

[@horriblewretcheddumpling5440]

Hey Schlatt wanna explain how after watching this video I developed a sore throat? 😡

[@jetstreamersam]

Fly high alcoholic ahh...💔

[@kilah.]

I’m really liking this series so far

[@greyifer]

17:22 was definitely the highlight of my day

[@actuallyagoblin8724]

What a great video to appear on the opening of my youtube after my 4 hr crying session. thank you man

[@weirdredstone42]

1:15:14 schlatt meows

[@Venus-er9sh]

playing minecraft while watching schlatt play minecraft while reacting to tiktoks is the best

[@chocorocky5705]

on the last video schlunkus is just gonna die of mercury poisoning from all the fish

[@connection_ok]

SCHLATT, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THE SPRAY.

[@imfreefallinq]

"the fish come extremely quickly, and i come extremely quickly" -jschlatt

[@ratepic789]

I screamed when I saw Charborg 🥺 I love seeing the both of yall in one video

[@Nighzenguxhel]

Schlatt absolutely trashing on hermitcraft never fails to amuse me

[@mewhenurmom6626]

thank you jshat this is very cool and awesome! we are very proud of you son. keep up the "good" work

[@matthendoug]

We need a lot more of this

[@henjaiamamiya8795]

HAPPY EASTER BIG GUY, CHRIST HAS RISEN!

[@Si11y_Wags_]

Staying up till 6am to watch these :D

[@katwinabee]

every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it

[@subcomandantemarcos6728]

i love how the qhole stream is so chill

[@karigrandi7]

yea man this shit is kino

[@Its_gooseneck]

Schlatt actually knowing it was Palm Sunday surprises me to my core. would have never have guessed he would know that.

[@haiiolaa]

he's catholic ain't he

[@NoConsequenc3]

dude will curse and be okay with gay people and suddenly can't be catholic. Really says a lot about their public image eh?

[@Its_gooseneck]

@@NoConsequenc3it’s not even that i just have never met a practicing catholic before

[@LucibelleHell]

91 Mazda Miata. 1.6l. Schlatt is rocking popups friends.

[@SAARENNXD]

I love the thumbnail for this omg

[@tornamp3]

i love it when schlatt makes my pickle rise

[@overusedbyyou6239]

honesty its crazy to see two of my top five youtubers in the same minecraft server

[@coopgames0830]

Love the new series

[@bringurownvibe]

Its crazy that Schaltt admitted to going on Grindr in thw first few seconds of the stream. We're proud of you for admitting it king

[@edgyname5843]

love your dirt shack btw, it's really... lavish

[@vincentwolfie4989]

oh to build things for big boss! love this smp so far!

[@bumman7727]

Every letter he gets is days wage for me

[@LinTheanimator]

5:31 Grian fishing got me laughing ngl

[@SillyRabbitCreationz]

Shlatt pressing shift and running gave me genuine fear.

[@grungefrog7840]

Holy shit 2 vods in in a week is schlatt sick

[@rappadatrappa]

schlatt open a fish filet targeted McDonald's called McChlatt

[@zakthompson9215]

I cannot believe "Schkeletool" went off camera and "mined". Thank you!!

[@schlatt666]

It was a amazing stream, thanks for all 💕

[@epic6501]

not enough mr toasten in this video. quite upset.

[@theAWPspammer]

tell em !

[@BlockMasterT]

Still things that Mr toasten caused, such as stealing the cat

[@rivellionn]

Flashbacks to SipsCo the minute Schlatt said he'd be selling dirt

[@laurenoxley701]

looking exquisite as always shlorp

[@Absolutefiend]

one hour and five minutes in he finally starts fishing

[@axqrn]

1:25:55 i love watching this already really adhd content while also playing minecraft on the side

[@SisypheanRat]

I am like so happy charborg is making his appearance, so happy right now

[@jaspermetzloff8351]

1:26:19 this is a new kind of brain rot thank you I love it

[@Totally_Not_A_Pigeon]

I love Charborg, so glad to see that he’s on the server. 😎👍

[@vexraz3707]

I do really hope you keep streaming schlatt

[@zelancholy]

I just lost a 2 month long project zomboid character during your fishing/cat video cause i was too distracted to notice the zombie coming up behind me. Thanks shlatt, sr dickens the mighty sends his regards from the grave.

[@WeSolemn]

Nothing like schlatt and a cup a coffee in tha aftanoons

[@Lezm]

0:49 lmao bro you literally changed the weather in the first stream 😭

[@Darkrie123456789]

Brother make more of these for when I’m workin

[@Air_Joedan]

leave it up to schlatt to make me feel like i shouldve been involved in the descent of flight 97

[@vikbutunserious]

when schlatt started talking about fishing, i knew that he watched grian, and then there he is, mentioning that he actually did watch hermitcraft and grian