JURASSIC WORLD DA MINIONS: They Should've Called It That, I Think.

What if they make a bad Jurassic Park sequel? I mean it's never happened before.
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This video is a funny "review" of Jurassic World Dominion. This channel, Nativebirds, specializes in offbeat and high-effort videos about movies. If you find your opinions have been influenced or informed by this video, please consult a physician.
Jurassic World Dominion is a 2022 American science fiction action film directed by Colin Trevorrow. It is a sequel to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018), the third and final film in the Jurassic World trilogy, and the sixth installment overall in the Jurassic Park franchise, concluding the storyline from the original Jurassic Park trilogy. What a joke. There is precisely one good Jurassic movie. The film stars an ensemble cast including Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, DeWanda Wise, Mamoudou Athie, BD Wong, and Omar Sy. Dern, Goldblum, and Neill reprise their roles from the Jurassic Park trilogy, appearing together for the first time since the 1993 film.

[@Gigamyt3]

Jurassic World should've just stole a move from Lightyear's playbook and have 2 T-Rex's kiss during violent painal intercóurse.

[@nativebirds]

Yeah definitely.

[@ElvenSonic]

It was probably the shortest joke of the video, but the “What, they want me to watch it on my phone?” bit is just too good. Way to stand up for whiny, elderly filmmakers everywhere that are so tired of these damned kids watching movies on their f-ing phones

[@nativebirds]

This is such a … SADNESS.

[@thomasbicknell175]

@@nativebirds GET REAL

[@jakek1735]

I watched this video on my fucking telephone and now I feel cheated

[@keiraquinn2266]

I was having the most stressful and miserable day, and seeing the notification for this video pop up on my phone made me smile so quick. Thank you for all the hard work you pour into these.

[@benjaminbryer5744]

Nativebirds, I just want you to know that you make some of my favorite content in all the realm. Never. Stop.

[@aaronj1172]

You know canonically if da minions were in the Jurassic universe they would serve the dinosaurs

[@Kitanvail]

Jurassic World NOW WITH BUGS

[@dunkru7092]

Once again amazed by how every single joke in every one of your videos is transcendent

[@chrise2175]

Why do you bless us with these high-quality videos, O NativeBirds, why? What have we done to deserve them?

[@LucasPerson]

Yooo is that Taylor? He's the one who introduced me to you! Love the videos!

[@zac2412]

They should have cloned Hitler who then starts WW3 with laser guided dinosaurs.

[@madaboutlamaz1706]

Wake up babe, new NativeBirds video!

[@VictoryWorld]

opening title is sick

[@sincerelysarcastic4400]

Fyodor Dostoyevsky! Now there's a man who deserved dollars of money, and desperately needed it

[@1PROFITPROPHET1]

Compies are the minions of the dinosaur wold

[@SuperNitpicker]

They have been successfully cloning the first Jurassic Park into terrible sequels.

[@Gr0wlingDeer]

He never miss

[@antonioreyes5946]

Jurassicbirds!!!!

[@Sponge____]

i was more scared of the potential dangers that could have come from the riots this movie might have caused

[@OscarPayn]

mmmm Xenoblade

[@OscarPayn]

on a more serious and positive note every upload of yours is celebrated by me and my friends. Easily the most underrated video man on the planet.

[@namonamc]

I have been obsessed with the opening/ending song, please enlighten me mister nativebirds what is the name😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@nativebirds]

It's just a little ditty I made in Garageband! Glad you like it, I do not know anything about making music

[@namonamc]

@@nativebirds sir you are 😩🤏 💯

[@antonioreyes5946]

Nativebirds!!!

[@ShipwreckNinja]

Agreed

[@tylerschmitt8039]

Buddy, are you okay?

[@FingerlessPigeons]

haha

[@shinndig1293]

Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were the only objectively bad movies; boring action, cringe humor & incompetent writing with no charm, appeal, or genuine thrills. (The marketing for both films was also just a flat out lie)

[@AwsomeALEC72]

speaking of films that are better than books that definitly one of them, the books kind of soft compared to the first film

[@steppeone]

First. I was born in the 80s. Don’t judge me.