The Strange World of Justice League Abridged

[@Rahhelthethird]

I love how Martian Manhunter lists his powers in the first episode only to proceed to never use any of those powers in the rest of the episodes.

[@miniman649]

leave the martian alone, he just isn't in the mood to use them!

[@joaquinmtz1027]

I wish I could help you

[@fartmaster6977]

​@@joaquinmtz1027i really wish i could help you

[@FerretTwister]

He can literally become a dragon. But only in fortnite.

[@AsdAsd-vm6sp]

I agree bro is dead man

[@archellothewolf2083]

I love how "I REALLY wish I could help you." is apperently martian for "I could absolutely solve everything, but you're a dick so I'm just gonna watch."

[@cc-bk3tx]

Very piccolo of him

[@zqninja3334]

No, it is very much american for "The writing is to good to let me use my powers"

[@bigyoshi5170]

Time to rewatch the whole journey of Man, Soupman, The, Woman, Green, Bird 1, Bird 2, Manhunt and Jason Momoa

[@akashgiri4377]

Batman, superman, the flash, wonder man, green lantern, hawkgirl, martian man, Aquaman Who is the other bird? 🤔

[@Lord_Yoloraidos]

@@akashgiri4377 hawkman i think

[@hatim1.0]

omg, the asylum is breaking

[@gemini6304]

Is this the aslume? Am I stupid?

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

If you rewatch this video it'll make you stronger than Superman.

[@pathfinder011]

- You don't look green - What color do I look? - Please, continue

[@bewtnewt]

we watched the video

[@tobiasmogensen8820]

@@bewtnewt And now we quote it, cause it was funny

[@primordial_sage]

W ratio​@@tobiasmogensen8820

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

​@@bewtnewtDoes that make you stronger than Superman?

[@siva6272]

he should have said brown

[@AndrewBones-o4e]

5:33 Bat: I think Lex Luther is richer than me Wonder:I heard he has Cancer Bat: HE BOUGHT CANCER?!?!

[@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk]

neet profile, did you draw it yourself

[@canaan5337]

“I find your lack of bats disturbing, you’re fired”. Lol 😂.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Hawk Girl, we're trying to keep things "PG" around here. Could you not brutally murder people. Hawk Girl: No. Superman: You're fired.

[@deathmeter7243]

Star wars reference!

[@666stryder666]

Batman: I'm so rich I own my own website. It's called Only Bats.

[@djw_tekken8490]

He can buy mars😂

[@JacksonWade-kx6li]

I would buy his only bats

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Why would I give a wealthy man money?

[@kendallhudak]

​@LegendaryDarkKnight602 So lex luthor can cure cancer obviously.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

@@kendallhudak Logic checks out.

[@Levi_Guerero]

“How did a whole planet of these things nearly go extinct” is such a good point

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

It's more common than you think.

[@אורוידןפלד-י3ק]

In mars's case, it was probably the cast system and racism.

[@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit]

@@אורוידןפלד-י3קBut India's still here.

[@chainsawboy2388]

Because plot of course

[@pesmobile4728]

No, because they really wished to do something

[@roddarodda2080]

I love how Martian Manhunter’s trolling the whole series after listing all his powers 😭😭😭 “I really wish I could help you”

[@SSFighter1701]

The fact they used some of the actual lines means the OG writing was pretty on point.

[@Mori_UA]

Take a shot every time someone says "Shut Up Flash"

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

How about "Stronger than Superman."

[@SensiofRabbitude]

I believe that leaving that comment, somehow makes you stronger than Superman.

[@blumarvel97]

Challenge accepted 😂

[@apassinghobo]

Take one every Lex mentions cancer

[@dominikdickey1876]

You're gonna die of alchohol poisoning within the first 10 minutes of this video...

[@Thee_Znutz]

6:37 "name one thing money can't buy" "Your dead parents" "you son of a-" 💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥

[@Christopher-777]

I don't get it, their coffins shouldn't be TOO expensive, right?

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

​@@Christopher-777These are coffins inhabited by Billionaires, those coffins might cost more than us poor people's funerals.

[@richardjabouin9092]

True

[@lordaragon901]

Remember that time flash went back in time? Yeah, pretty sure paying Flash to go back in time to bring Bruce’s parent to him counts as buying his dead parents. Sure it creates an alternate messed up timeline, but all Batman has to do is pay Flash enough money that he can ignore his guilty conscience.

[@alastairhewitt380]

@@LegendaryDarkKnight602 I'm sure the coffin of a billionaire is worth more than an average person makes in their entire lifetime by orders of magnitude bc our system is sick

[@santelmolafire]

GL: Money can’t buy everything Batman: Name one thing it can’t buy GL: Your dead parents I joined his parents after his reaction

[@thestarpower5092]

That was the best joke out there lmao

[@TrueRandomPlayer]

"I can buy the cadaver, try again."

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

It can buy you a kryptonite laced battle armor that makes you stronger than Superman.

[@lazarus8018]

​@@LegendaryDarkKnight602Why do that when an airhorn full of poison is good enough?

[@hirudinaria]

You wanna buy Lex's Cancer?? ​@@LegendaryDarkKnight602

[@-inFinity05-]

“We made the Martian T-pose” “I am asserting my dominance”

[@robertcypress6604]

Batman: oh mama Wonderwoman: I can be your mommy if you'd like. China just heard my brain explode.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

WW: Do you like my hair? Batman: Bats.

[@BretBeall-k5t]

So this is how Batman dies? death by Snu Snu? Me: at least it's with Wonder Woman and not on a bench.

[@dazzlethestar151]

An entire hour of Justice League Abridged is exactly what I needed in my life

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Everyone else: Does that make me stronger than Superman? Joker: Now that we've established that I'm stronger than Superman...

[@dpking9653]

A whole hour? Bro's blessing us

[@redcat6364]

I wish I could help you

[@celestialrenamon]

“You’re not dealing with the average hero anymore.”😂😂😂 TFS Vegeta is now pissed🤣🤣🤣

[@Dr.Kratos.]

1:05:54 DAMNIT PAVLOV

[@Glacial7]

"how did a planet of these things nearly go extinct?" thats such a brilliant question what the hell

[@therabbithole993]

Fire

[@frozarburst6350]

Flash: "Santa isn't real!" Superman: "You shut your goddamn mouth!" Damn Supes. You really took it to heart

[@JoshuaFoster-v4d]

😅😅😅😅 yeah that killed me

[@potatomongrel]

Batman: What's your weakness Martian Manhunter? Martian Manhunter: Fire. Batman: You're fired. Martian Manhunter: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@Arkayjiya]

"What color do I look" "Please continue" Shame I died 20 seconds in and missed the rest of the video.

[@AlphScorpion190]

Shut up Flash

[@Conduit_king]

Flash up shut

[@SLAMMMERMANS]

@@Conduit_king up flash shut

[@corbangonzalez4935]

Shut flash up

[@French_Hellmo]

@@SLAMMMERMANSshut flash up

[@realdaggerman105]

@@SLAMMMERMANSup shut Flash.

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

In chronological order!?!?!? Awesome

[@brandonbarz6103]

That part where flash says Santa is not real, and superman, says shut, your mouth would actually be canon Lol

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Ever been curious of what speed Santa would have to travel in he had to deliver all those gifts all over the world?

[@S_047]

Santa canonically visits Apokolips to give Darkseid coal every year .

[@ogserpents5426]

⁠@@S_047and also darkseid keeps failing to stop him each year

[@MrGamelover23]

​@@ogserpents5426dear God, Santa is OP!

[@skyhunter2816]

Someone doesn't understand how commas work.

[@IntrusveTE]

"You're fired" -Batman, the man with a bat obession

[@williamyates7679]

"i have numbers BEFORE the zeros" lmfao batman is savage

[@NathanAtomony]

Alfred's Mac n cheese sounds good tbh

[@Skullhawk13]

Honestly Alfred is just the best. Alfred can with nothing but sheer force of will get Batman to eat dinner and get eight hours bed rest.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

And the time he took that Superpill and let Supes have it.

[@lordaragon901]

Alfred is the type of man to make Mac n Cheese so good that you can’t even believe what you’re eating is Mac n Cheese and not the nectar of the gods.

[@greywinterfox]

Pause?

[@nikotherandomizer3298]

​@@greywinterfoxResume.

[@Tespri]

"Do i look poor" got me laughing my ass off

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Apparently dressing like him can give you his exact voice. As the world's greatest detective, he should be looking into that.

[@heynobodicares]

**Angry Hawkgirl Sounds** had me dying 😭

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Like Superman's dog bark and growl?

[@crhu319]

She grunts A LOT.

[@SaiyanDemon]

To this day it still bothers me how dirty they did John Stewart in the show. Imagine being with your girlfriend for a long time and then some random nga just appears, and saying he and your girl were a couple in past life and then uses that memory to get yo girl to have the same fate and she leaves you and chooses him despite choosing her own destiny to be with John

[@yds6268]

Vixen is superior anyway

[@G.F.G-official]

I like to believe that Batman is so rich. He can buy prep time

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

“ITS OVER BATMAN, I HAVE YOU NOW-“ “Here’s 5 billion dollars, give me a week of prep time and it’s yours.” “…I’ll give you two weeks.”

[@bonnobbo6168]

This is what i call a real talent, whoever created this abridged. Not only it is funny but entertaining as well. If i wanna waste my time on youtube than i prefer to waste it on something i find funny and entertaining. Carry on bro.

[@ixiahj]

Hawkgirl has all the powers of a hawk and a girl.

[@crhu319]

And mace.

[@joezar33]

Is this how Batman dies "Death by Snu Snu" ? 😂

[@Darklight65583]

I really love the parts where they say "shut up" gets more intense!

[@iredx2821]

Red X : UndeadHumor why have you stopped using AI voices ? UndeadHumor : I wish I could help you Red X. Red X : Can't you use them again ? UndeadHumor : I really wish I could help you.

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

UndeadHumor: Is what I would say....

[@TheFixer710]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a fuckin minute

[@KadsNirvana]

You're not dealing with the average hero Frieza: NO NO NO Superman: You're dealing with a SUPER HERO

[@Zay5iveee]

5:37 “HE BOUGHT CANCER” lmfao had me dead

[@mayawalton4962]

Not the Futurama reference with Batman saying so this is how Batman dies death by snu snu

[@timdavidson8191]

I was dying to see it compilation.. You know who else was dying? My parents right in front of me when I was a child.

[@LODintheshadows]

This was amazing, but I love the homage at the end "I need an adult..." "I AM AN ADULT! "

[@stephchi3161]

This made my day. Stoked to have it all in one go. This is up there with some of the best abridged series. No joke. Top tier shitposting goodness. Kudos.

[@SensiofRabbitude]

In the time you wrote this, Superman got shocked with electricity again, his one weakness

[@stephchi3161]

@@SensiofRabbitude TWO energy balls!

[@ct-1177]

Now let's see the invincible and batman meet up in this sort of humor

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

If you're referring to the show "Invincible" it might not work out, that show is far too gory for DC.

[@Geeksavant80x]

​@@LegendaryDarkKnight602have you watched Dark apokolips war?

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

@@Geeksavant80x No I haven't, the last one I've seen was the DC zombies story.

[@winternightst7001]

@@LegendaryDarkKnight602Invincible (the character from the show with the same name) has met Batman already actually, and I mean actual batman, not legally-distinct batman

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

@@winternightst7001 Did they mention what happened to not-Batman?

[@spiderturtle5292]

Little did Flash know, Santa is indeed real.

[@Falcun21]

And leaves coal in Darkseid's stocking which infuriates Darkseid because he can't stop Santa from getting into his palace on Apokolips no matter what security measures he puts in place. Also, Batman has known about Santa for a while and has kept said information from Superman who is a HUGE fan.

[@ClydeTheComparer]

5:33 "he bought cancer?"😂

[@rainbow_vader]

MM continuing to waffle off his list of broken powers while Bruce and Clark banter was a top tier joke, only topped by Bruce being immediately nonconsensually penetrated

[@oli073]

Flash: Santa isn't real Supes: you shut your goddamn mouth!

[@ShadowBunnyMan]

"Books my one weakness" "How about pink kryptonite" We don't talk about the pink one

[@ellemueller]

0:24 - "What color do I look?" I really, Really expected the answer to be, "Uh, 'Green & Black'." 2:55 - "Willy Wonka may have a chocolate river but i have a bat shaped car and it wasnt made on the backs of slaves." What a brutal takedown of Willy Wonka by the Batman -the man rich enough to hold his own against Lex Luthor, who's supposedly got wealth not derived from anything involving slavery in the last 200 years. 3:06 - "While Richie Rich is counting his pocket change, I'm counting the zeroes in my net worth." Flash: "Same!" Batman: "I have *numbers* before the zeroes." Flash: *angry screeching noises* Batman: "-And while Scrooge McDuck is hoarding coins, I'm investing in the future, and the future is roast duck with orange sauce and bat-shaped veggies." I could go on and on, but there are so many quotable amusing rants and turns of phrase in this wonderfully immense folly. Thanks, creator!

[@travbony8768]

best part about the flash not being able to get a girlfriend because he is the fastest man alive is actually from the show

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

When I was younger I thought that meant “flash doesn’t have the patience to commit to a relationship” not what it actually meant

[@joshhal8465]

"Deviant arts gonna have fun with you"😂

[@pama1040]

22:20 even in another universe Ranni still has a connection to rings

[@Darklight65583]

I was going to look for all these videos but I was put into a never ending loop of the links put at the ends of the videos. So this works out! Thank you!

[@theendergamerrs8222]

"He bought cancer?"

[@The_P.O.P]

"im a demigod" "God isn't real" WOAH Batman!

[@someney]

Does this mean the series has finally come to an end? I hope not

[@TheUndeadHumor]

There'll be more

[@impastabowl2328]

@@TheUndeadHumormaybe the creators will be inspired to make more episodes to provide material

[@TheLastCustomer]

​@@impastabowl2328 fucking lazy creators, man!

[@Matej_Sojka]

"It´s like chat GPT wrote your answers." - I am dying of laughter here.

[@magnum7385]

After watching all five seasons several times through, this is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. So, so, SO SO *SO* well done. Subscribed.

[@AshtonSands-oh3qt]

“Stop acting like it’s 2001” got me rolling

[@VancityMerc319]

“Bats, money, and bitches” Hell yeah bro based Batman🙌🏼 Joker’s Evil Plan is one of my favorite videos

[@jeremiahtorres2377]

"Deviantart's gonna have fun with you" that got my dying 😂😂

[@Tony-tq5cz]

This series is truly amazing this 1 hour video is truly making my day even better

[@fredarok579]

“I didn’t have a father figure.” - Batman five seconds after saying Alfred is like a father to him

[@AntonioMatsolo]

I love it when batman says "SHUT UP FLASH" 😂

[@masteryoda4650]

“I wish I could help you.”

[@christopherpugh5617]

( *NEW VOCAL STIM UNLOCKED* ) “I like soda.”

[@mystery5252]

I like how the personalities of the characters changed in each version of the Justice League.

[@Grayson2099]

This was actually really funny, and surprisingly well written. 👏🏼 👏🏼

[@SwampDaddy98]

Batman: “I can buy Mars” MM: “bruh you can do that?”

[@Skullhawk13]

Your writing is both clever and amusing. I enjoy it. Me personally I hope you keep up the good work and judging by the comments I’m not alone.

[@atthecore4560]

The voice-overs are mostly immaculate. I'm pretty damn impressed!

[@justondement4458]

"Name one thing money can't buy." "Your dead parents." "You son of a!" 🤣🤣

[@weirdlan.d3144]

Fun fact! Batman was trained by Santa Claus and krampus.

[@alienonlsd3209]

Why yes that's true Saint Nicholas taught Batman The Art of breaking into people's houses without anyone noticing and the krampus taught him the art of kidnapping children and grooming them to your every want and desire

[@theRealSlimJD]

Thank you for creating this. I may have never appreciated a piece of ART more.

[@Veins1]

the voices are incredible!

[@elvaporoso]

Rewatching all of these videos again is tight!!!

[@lucifersatan8240]

I love how martian manhunter could absolutely neutralise 90% of plot points with his mind reading alone.

[@JoseNeto-ow3vv]

For whatever reason these are amazing to sleep to, I’ve been sleeping to Elden Ring for months now. Please keep’em coming 🙏

[@ShadmehR_23]

-and then she threatened to kill everyone's parents in front of their eyes 😂😂😂😂 That date is hilarious.

[@daniellejackson6543]

7:00 I thought it would be crime alley ngl.

[@ValentinVasilePop-xr5fd]

Dude, so many references i lost the count😂 Brilliant 👌

[@tiffyfemboy]

*Hawk noises are the best noises* After that, who wouldnt fall in love with her?

[@stanis_gaming]

Can’t stop, won’t stop rewatching 😂

[@amrshehadeh105]

49:26 ah yes flash half the city being that one spot in the road that's on fire

[@gabrieldevoogel6225]

The hard cut to black after shut up flash got me so hard I cried laughing 😂😂

[@bonfire3283]

This really died around the 40min mark

[@oxxltrvkr5770]

-I am hawk tuah girl -What do you do -I spit on that thang -Youre hired

[@Toki-os8kx]

3:13 Fun fact, the giant safe full of coins is merely petty cash to Scrooge McDuck. That's barely a drop in his wealth. He explained it to the grandson ducks in an old animated short explaining economics

[@LegendaryDarkKnight602]

Scrooge could dive in coin like water, when Peter Griffin tried it...

[@Corrupted_Eon]

Flash: **breathes** Literally anyone and everyone: "Shut up Flash!"

[@Jeffroh]

This may be the best thing ive ever seen.

[@MonteAddleman]

If you want to die take a shot every single time someone says shut up flash

[@MaverickChristian]

23:02 - 🤣 I totally didn't see it! 1:03:05 - Holy crap! What else have I been missing all these years?

[@SoulSonder26]

Whoever did the Lex Luthor voice did an A+ job 👏

[@GracedApollo476]

Love how the video ended on "shut up flash" and then my next recommended was Shady Doorags's video about why everyone loves the flash. KZbin, never change

[@Jon-E-Reb]

As A 90's kid (est 85) who grew up on Btas & justice league as A kid. And today who owns the complete box set for both & still watches both. The voices and tropes and thr memes are on point

[@NathanAtomony]

19:50 don't forget kryptonite snuggies, lol

[@derpaderpy4931]

"I have three eyes in this picture." Actually, you have a fourth eye behind another, chief.