That turkey one would have been perfect last week for Thanksgiving! lol Submit your clips/photos at www.justrolledinyt.com
@davestaco8 ай бұрын
I thought it sounded like Curley in 3 Stooges.
@terry941318 ай бұрын
I've never heard a car sound so much like a wild turkey.
@atticstattic8 ай бұрын
The noise descriptions are _always_ spot on! It seems to be the only thing these folks get right.
@francisbeaudry85988 ай бұрын
loll tank for all thi merci beaucoup from quebec
@Xin-vx4zf7 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha , Christmas anybody ??? Menu …….wild turkey.
@JD-wn3cc8 ай бұрын
Transmission sounds like a wild turkey... Heck, after watching this channel all year, its just refreshing to see someone beleives their transmission is broken and has actually brought it to an expert for attention.
@stretchchris18 ай бұрын
also after watching many episodes i can tell you they declined repairs
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
@@stretchchris1 you're correct on that one
@MonkeyJedi998 ай бұрын
@@stretchchris1Given that by the time it makes that much weird noise, a CVT transmission repair is often, "replace it"...
@ConstantlyDamaged8 ай бұрын
"Nah, I'll keep driving it until the transmission breaks completely, then."
@davidhollenshead48928 ай бұрын
CVT's are great for drill presses, snow mobiles, etc. They suck when used on cars...@@MonkeyJedi99
@Paul_Wetor8 ай бұрын
Customer: "I have one issue to fix." Drives through door. Customer: "I have two issues to fix."
@stevie-ray20208 ай бұрын
Impossible to fix the 3rd issue, the stupid driver!
@lourias8 ай бұрын
... but we have no spare parts to fix Stupid.
@Cynsham8 ай бұрын
@@stevie-ray2020 Can't fix stupid, that's for sure.
@tonysheerness24278 ай бұрын
There are only two pedals and the brake pedal is 3 times wider than the gas pedal. Now I know why they drive automatics, a third pedal will be to confusing.
@jnordne28 ай бұрын
@@tonysheerness2427 They have a 50/50 shot of pressing the right pedal, but there's only a 10% chance of that.
@Imaslutforpuns8 ай бұрын
I swear the customers never miss on describing the noises their cars make 😂
@t3knosoulz8 ай бұрын
Took my car in a couple weeks ago and told them my front left sounded like "12 mice in a vitamix." Guy looked at me like I was insane. He called me 20 minutes later and said "you were spot on" lmao
@spencerandmainzwithcoffee8 ай бұрын
Only thing they do miss is their oil change.
@bunhelsingslegacy35498 ай бұрын
I had to make a service call for the rented skidsteer we'll be using for snow removal, it wouldn't start even after we tried boosting it. I told him "it just goes clicka-clicka-clicka..." and he said "That's not the noise we want it to make." To which I replied, "Nope, we want it to go wobbita-wobbita-wobbita-VOOOOOM!" And he needed a moment to compose himself before he booked the service call. Turns out whoever dropped it off must have left the auxiliary power switch on (for a snow blower or sweeper attachment) and this model doesn't shut that down when it's powered off so it was draining the battery, and apparently as soon as the service tech switched that off, he was able to boost it. I know we didn't turn that switch on because we have nothing connected to it, we just use the bucket.
@panzerveps8 ай бұрын
My favorite is "my car sounds like a BMW" Faulty diesel injector.
@tonysheerness24278 ай бұрын
That gearbox turkey noise sounds very expensive.
@richardthomas17438 ай бұрын
LOL , got to love the one that said his car sounded like a Wild Turkey. That description was spot on!! HAHAH
@steveb61038 ай бұрын
Hope they're hunters.
@jmi59698 ай бұрын
Yes. We've heard dogs, dolphins, Mario games, now turkey ... what's next?
@Matthew_Removeafterwashing8 ай бұрын
@@jmi5969I'd love to hear the ELEPHANT!!! 🐘
@myopinion694208 ай бұрын
@@Matthew_Removeafterwashing maybe some gas lift struts could make that sound?
@dougfisher18138 ай бұрын
Could also sound like a domesticated turkey.
@thedownwardmachine8 ай бұрын
"It's too early for this s---" 🤣 And don't forget to periodically change your suspension Vise Grips.
@michaeldorosz64468 ай бұрын
Ebay is having a special on them.. ..
@kateshiningdeer3334Ай бұрын
NGL, the Vise Grips got me, LOL! My dad's king of the quick, temporary repair, and he might have done that long enough to get somewhere safe enough to fix the actual problem, but from the look of those, it's been a LONG time, LOL.
@smilerbob8 ай бұрын
I always thought brakes lines were cut *before* a divorce was settled so the life insurance would payout 🤷🏻♂️🤣
@KJ-xx6xr8 ай бұрын
If you don't change the beneficiary on the life insurance policy it will still pay out to the person, a lot of people forget that little detail. My ex died in 2020 of 'rona, hadn't spoken to him in 15 yrs or seen him. I found out by doing a search last year on "unclaimed property" in every state I'd lived in and realized I had a 30K insurance policy pay out, the current wife was in a legal battle to try and get it but she wasn't beneficiary on that policy. She also lost that legal battle.
@jacksonreid64128 ай бұрын
That one made me MAD. Some sub-human trash bag puts the safety of everyone on the road in jeopardy just to get back at one person
@haroldbenton9798 ай бұрын
With my ex wife if she was determined to be within 500 yards of me at any time after our divorce was finalized she was not going to remain free. The terms of the restraining order were simple you come within 500 yards of him after leaving here today and all charges that are currently suspended will be filed immediately and you'll spend the rest of your life in prison. She never risked it.
@mercedes-amgforlife32378 ай бұрын
Yep. When my ex-wife wanted a divorce within 2 days, I had the beneficiary changed as I had a $500,000 policy in place.
@Nudgarrobot8 ай бұрын
@@KJ-xx6xr I'm gonna choose to believe that you used this knowledge to end their widowed partner's legal battle by claiming and transferring the insurance payout to them because, after all, legal doesn't always mean right. And I know I'm right in my read on the situation but if I just so happen to not be, by a one in a million chance, don't correct me I'm trying to improve my outlook on humanity as a whole o7
@danpatterson80098 ай бұрын
The bent steering wheel reminded me of a guy I worked with years ago. In the office he was normal, but behind the wheel something possessed him. He'd rant about some political thing or other, while doing twenty over the limit, banging the steering wheel, and getting spit all over the inside of the windshield. I only rode with him once, but once was enough.
@mattz12308 ай бұрын
Those are the sort I enjoy driving my car in front of at EXACTLY the same speed as the car to my right. Maybe I'll speed up a bit or slow down at times.
@Calc_Ulator8 ай бұрын
Oh bitch please, be a passenger (twice I was, by two different people) with a mether high as shit (which why uppers ain't allowed in racing, inTENSE precision weaving in traffic). No I don't indulge, covfefe is sometimes too much for me Dashcam Lessons and RR & BB don't have videos on THAT craziness...
@davidpick10768 ай бұрын
I've witnessed this also from Co-workers who would be erratic and rage on the littlest thing. I later learned after leaving it was because they used Crack Cocaine.
@weirdfan888 ай бұрын
@@mattz1230Nice way to end up in a ditch doing that bs
@kittehgo8 ай бұрын
@danpatterson8009 Oh,oh that reminds me of the disney movie called Motor Mania. Starring Goofy, it is how the guy was..
@hamboneneurosis9958 ай бұрын
I often wonder why customers do these things. I'm usually able to accept the fact that I may never find out. BUT. I really need to know why the washers were full of gas. It's really going to bother me
@mikefoehr2358 ай бұрын
That is NUTS
@steveb61038 ай бұрын
Do it yourself flame paint job?
@hamboneneurosis9958 ай бұрын
Maybe you hit the sprayers to coat the windshield, then light it. It's getting to be winter after all
@nothanks90508 ай бұрын
It's for the smokers who tailgate.
@mikefoehr2358 ай бұрын
@@hamboneneurosis995 That is hilarious 😂
@RasaCartaMagna8 ай бұрын
Just wanted to say.. As a mechanic, and someone that HATES clickbait. I love you and your channel. The rest of KZbin should be taking notes!
@crheming8 ай бұрын
You know that steering wheel took another beating when the guy picked it up
@Matthew_Removeafterwashing8 ай бұрын
that's good, maybe he will not beat his wife and kids. Or maybe he does
@clearcreek698 ай бұрын
I thought the driver was upset because of traffic where he lives
@ward98328 ай бұрын
I work at a salvage auction, and the only time you'd see bent steering wheels is on serious collisions where people were thrown into them. I can't imagine how hard this guy has to be throwing his fists to bend it like that.
@Ghauster8 ай бұрын
@@ward9832 it's a wonder he doesn't have broken fingers.
@counterfit58 ай бұрын
@@Ghausterwho says he doesn't?
@ptonpc8 ай бұрын
Some of these you think "Yes, fair enough, the cause might be something silly or minor but at least the customer got it checked." Then you get the ones where you think "How does this person get dressed in the morning?" The mechanic at the end was a breath of fresh air :)
@dh01238 ай бұрын
I always knew these new cars had an extra one gallon spare fuel tank I just didn't know where it was. 😂
@dagamer6678 ай бұрын
Don't forget to run one of the washer fluid hoses into the intake for extra power on demand!
@dh01238 ай бұрын
@@dagamer667 👍😂👍
@MrBirdnose8 ай бұрын
Man, I wish the washer reservoir on my Honda was a gallon. It's less than two quarts and I'm always running out of fluid.
@paulstaney3258 ай бұрын
Had a friend in Baha that had his fuel pump fail out in the dessert several miles away from his place. So he drained the washer fluid tank , dried it best he could, put gas in it, pulled the line from the pack man and put in to the top of the carburetor. Made it 20 miles back to his camp. Smart guy, he was a Baja 1000 driver years ago.
@timmiller12 ай бұрын
@@MrBirdnosejust run the washer line to your fuel tank.
@YootubeUK8 ай бұрын
My god, the angle iron going through the fuel tank and the bed. That's got Final Destination written all over it.
@tvdinner3258 ай бұрын
That's a $30 piece of steel. 😂
@Lrules3648 ай бұрын
The best part is it's a Ridgeline, which means if it did puncture the bed, the truck is totaled, because unibody.
@eldee92428 ай бұрын
gas spilling, I guess the iron was just above the ground and created no sparks as they slowed/stopped. That's insane.
@tvdinner3258 ай бұрын
@@eldee9242 Gas doesn't ignite easily. It's the vapors.
@Ecclectic_citcelccE8 ай бұрын
@@Lrules364that wasn’t the only body at risk! 😳
@SRFriso948 ай бұрын
Perfectly described animal noises, 'customer declined all repairs', and an attempted murder. Classic.
@MonkeyJedi998 ай бұрын
Usually the 'attempted murder' cars have bullet holes. This was new.
@theaikidoka8 ай бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 Only new for the channel. Funny how many people think cutting brake lines is equivalent to wrecking a suit or throwing golf clubs out of the window. Nah, you're going to jail for attempted murder homie.
@LivingTheDream778 ай бұрын
@@theaikidokahow do you even prove that your ex did it ?
@theaikidoka8 ай бұрын
@@LivingTheDream77 Proving who did it is up to Police investigators, but the motive would be treated as murder not a prank, due to the possible outcomes.
@LivingTheDream778 ай бұрын
@@theaikidoka dont think they can prove it unless they have fingerprints or footage. Which is very unlikely.
@eckrion83108 ай бұрын
Ngl, that guy who got his breaks cut should definitely go to the police with it coz it could (in the worst case) cost his or someone else's life. Gives me chills thinking of what could happen if he wouldn't notice that malfunction problem with them in time.
@russellhltn13968 ай бұрын
Yeah, I think I'd be brining in the police even before talking with the customer. That's attempted murder right there.
@BoomCat998 ай бұрын
@@russellhltn1396And not just the driver that could've killed multiple people
@catwoman25968 ай бұрын
If you can't prove who did it there's no point unless you're just making a record of it. Police are lazy these days and only want to write tickets.
@Cynsham8 ай бұрын
Yeah I would start a police inquiry into their ex-spouse, cutting brake lines is a telltale sign of someone wanting you seriously hurt/dead.
@dougfisher18138 ай бұрын
It was the ex wife or her new boyfriend.
@Bussipysakillah8 ай бұрын
I rarely actually laugh out loud, but that kayak and the mysterious wind noise got me 😂
@laryanryan91707 ай бұрын
I ran service departments for years and you wouldn't believe what customers say and do almost every day.
@mrblack51458 ай бұрын
I do the same dance when i finally find the 10mm socket I dropped in the engine bay 2 hours earlier.
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣 it's always the 10mm!!
@Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn3 ай бұрын
The other day I noticed something shiny on the road in front of my house. Had a look, it was a brand new spanner. Guess what size it was???
@that_thing_I_do8 ай бұрын
Gas in the windshield washing reservoir was a "Holy F***!" Moment.
@StarHorder8 ай бұрын
definetly a new one.
@sometimesleela59478 ай бұрын
Just needed to turn the nozzles to face forward and tape a lit zippo in front of them.
@ProtoV33MK18 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was just thinking "Dude's lucky it didn't spray"
@Jaeger738 ай бұрын
An uncle of mine "thought" that the gas went in the radiator.
@Ghauster8 ай бұрын
@@Jaeger73 kerosene was a common radiator fill for the winter months back in the day. It doesn't cool as effectively as water so in the summer it will cause an overheat. However it didn't require frequent topping up with alcohol if you stuck to water. In the spring. Drain it out and burn it in the stove.
@zenkalt8 ай бұрын
I have done my own oil change several times now and can confirm that the dance is crucial to the process.
@user-mw6jo7ql1c7 ай бұрын
😂
@TheBlueB0mber8 ай бұрын
You’ve heard of a rain dance? That mechanic is performing a drain dance 🕺 3:05
@stevie-ray20208 ай бұрын
😅🤣😅
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
it was the last car of the day.
@iseeyou87816 ай бұрын
The kayak is my personal favorite. I’m in Colorado. I have actually heard someone complain about their Subaru making noise every time their bike is on it. 😂😂😂. Love these posts. Can’t believe I just now found them!👏👏👏
@soaringvulture2 ай бұрын
Shouldn't have a Subaru. My Mercedes is perfectly quiet when my bike is on it.
@iseeyou87812 ай бұрын
@@soaringvulture 🤣I’m sure. Unfortunately, Subarus are a dime a dozen in Colorado. I love the yo-yos that take them on true 4X4 trails and end up paying big $$ to have them hauled out of the backcountry. They would be great additions to the winners of these videos.
@Blastmn8 ай бұрын
You’d think if you heard a grinding noise while you were driving, you would… I dunno… stop and see what it was?
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
Don't be silly.
@Blastmn8 ай бұрын
You’re right. People dumb
@smilerbob8 ай бұрын
Turn the radio up and problen solved. When your radio reaches maximum volume and you still hear the noise *then* it is an issue that needs to be fixed 👍 😉
@rhetorical14888 ай бұрын
@@smilerbob guess what the dying battery in a brand new hearing aid sounds like🤣
@smilerbob8 ай бұрын
@@rhetorical1488 Looking forward to finding out when I get mine in a few years 👍 (industrial hearing loss at certain frequencies and getting progressively worse) I have heard (no pun intended) that some give really horrid distortion as the battery fades away
@bobmcl24068 ай бұрын
That groovy tech put a smile on my face. Might as well enjoy your work! 😊
@bbgun0618 ай бұрын
He's got to let the oil drain for a few minutes, anyway!
@SJHFoto8 ай бұрын
@@bbgun061 That's true. So, he wasn't just burning labour time after all!
@MDWFlipIt8 ай бұрын
Born to dance. Forced to change engine oil.
@janisi92628 ай бұрын
He's just having a good time!
@pamcunningham96088 ай бұрын
Hey, I want happy people working on my car. If they need a dance break, I'm good with that! 😊
@markbunn85768 ай бұрын
I always hate it when installing a new battery results in a crushed oil pan.
@Matthew_Removeafterwashing8 ай бұрын
yes, they don't make the batteries like they used to
@BuriedFlame8 ай бұрын
Has me remembering that line from the Hot Shots movie about a multioptalpupiloptomy.
@MarylandFarmer.8 ай бұрын
Or when the peddles get switched after an oil change and you drive through the door
@j_taylor8 ай бұрын
Yeah I don't understand that one. Did someone put a floor jack under the oil pan?
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
why would the shop allow a customer drive a vehicle into the shop in the first place??@@MarylandFarmer.
@ebnertra00048 ай бұрын
I saw someone driving around with a traffic cone under their car a while back. Good to see they found it
@zlcoolboy8 ай бұрын
This is a running joke for workers at my job as everyone has to have cones, and pretty much everyone forgets to grab them when driving off once in a while. In my experience though, I have never seen anyone not immediately know that they were doing this.
@draculakickyourass6 ай бұрын
My wife just left home and after couple of minutes heard an explosion under the hood,she stopped the car and called me. After a short look i found my son's football(soccer) baloon stucked between the front wheel and chassis,wich after being frictioned by the break disk...made BOOM😄
@CNCmachiningisfun8 ай бұрын
200 years ago, this series was called: "Just Trotted In". Oh, how I pity those poor Horses!
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
Customer states: "his horse sounds like an old VW when going up hills".
@rupe538 ай бұрын
that reminds me of the old joke in Amish country where the guy is driving a buggy and has the horse's reigns around the horse's balls... as a parking brake!
@renakunisaki8 ай бұрын
Customer states the horse makes a whining noise... mechanic discovered the noise came from a cat stuck under the saddle, and also noticed the horse had only one leg... customer declined repairs.
@rythemzlatin6 ай бұрын
I felt bad for that horse with the traffic cone stuck up his patootie 😧. The tail hid it at 1st , but the LOUD Farts finally gave it away.
@CNCmachiningisfun6 ай бұрын
The folks at De-Trott have some very strange design ideas ;) .
@Welcometofacsistube8 ай бұрын
The ignorance of cars from people now a days is mind-boggling
@cenciende94018 ай бұрын
Every days, we just have easy ways to share now
@joshanderson93918 ай бұрын
Both my dad and grand dad were mechanics and told us all some of the stupidest customer stories they had. At the time I honestly believed they were making up most of the stories just to make us all laugh. Watching this channel, I've realised they were definetly telling the truth lol
@brunocorrea60108 ай бұрын
They're good only on describing noises
@j_taylor8 ай бұрын
Ungifted people are not a recent phenomenon. 😄
@dmitripogosian50848 ай бұрын
Well, modern cars are not built to be understood by customers
@robertpierce19818 ай бұрын
These are just sooooo good. I’m a door guy so the car going through the door is premium.
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
You look on your RO list, shop needs 3 panels possible track replacement and realign. Dramatic Prarie dog meme.
@j_taylor8 ай бұрын
@@vs-ww7cbLol indeed! I worked with a guy who left his car for scheduled service. That day, wind caught the dumpster at the shop and blew it across the parking lot...yep, into his car. RO: 30k service. Parts: oil filter, air filter, rear passenger door, rear quarter panel.... 🙃
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
@@j_taylor well at least the dumpster wasn't on fire lmao 🤣. That would've needed a different tech group on site. Lol smh .might I suggest beware rouge dumpsters in area sign for said shop.
@waynesbutler78348 ай бұрын
There were a couple clips that gave me chills . The angle iron that impaled that vehicle and that broken spring waiting for the first bump at highway speeds . Reminds me of the movie Final Destination 1 2 3 4 5 and yes 6 is confirmed . the gasoline in the washer jug and cut brake line were in the deleted scenes or should be .
@chefchaudard35808 ай бұрын
Did you notice that there was a pincher on the brake line on the broken spring car? And an old one, as it was rusted. No brakes, no suspension, Totally safe, for sure!
@waynesbutler78348 ай бұрын
@@chefchaudard3580 It seems at times alot of clips from this channel are ripped from a scene from this movie . lol . or the potential outcome is there .
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS8 ай бұрын
I think the spring was fine under tension, just loose when unsprung
@waynesbutler78348 ай бұрын
@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS You could very well be right although this spring breaking is a common problem across all brands it seems , something we see every once in a while here at our shop and yes some have fallen off on the highway when its unloaded going over a bump but nothing as dramatic as i am imagining .
@troywesterbur7068 ай бұрын
I once had a f150 with broken springs on both sides, a heater that I had to take the dashboard apart to turn off and on. Windows that would go down but not back up. It was just flat worn out. Oh yeah broken body mount too. There was so much wrong with it where would you start. But sometimes it is all you got. I drove it for 3 years before it died. The harmonic balancer came off. And ruined the radiator. That was after hitting a deer. So sometimes I can understand declined repairs. As a mechanic I have had to forgo my own before. Times do get tough.
@REXOB98 ай бұрын
At least the traffic cone jammed up under the car wasn't an attempt to fix something ;-) Love this channel.
@DanielAtkinsFirewood8 ай бұрын
The last clip. I dont have a problem with that at all once in a while as hey we all need a brake from time to time 😁👍
@KenBober8 ай бұрын
Nothing surprises me anymore lol. Im here for the pure entertainment.
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
Hope you're doing well buddy. I messaged you on Instagram a while back
@KenBober8 ай бұрын
@@JustRolledIn hey new account. Same name but with a 3 at the end. New phone and lost all my accounts. Even my email
@jasonfitzpatrick4148 ай бұрын
I'm always happy to see a garage where I can watch them screw my stuff up. It cuts down on the dancing. The whole I can fix my wiring issues clip was wild, I don't know how that car runs.
@rearspeaker63648 ай бұрын
soon to be a car-b-que!!!!!!
@paulstaney3258 ай бұрын
Hope he wasn't color bind
@paulstaney3258 ай бұрын
Blind
@MagicFoe888 ай бұрын
My old Crown Vic started smelling strongly of burned wire insulation. Looked under, realized there was a plastic bag melted to the exhaust under the car. Must gave run over it. Good thing I didn't go to a shop 😅
@MeppyMan8 ай бұрын
That wouldn’t have been embarrassing in my view. Better safe than sorry when it comes to smells like that in cars. Most good shops probably wouldn’t charge you (or charge much) if they figured it out quickly.
@MrBirdnose8 ай бұрын
That happened to me and it was almost impossible to get all the melted plastic off. Stank for days.
@Name-xs3bd8 ай бұрын
The washer fluid reservoir with gas is pretty good, but leaving in that .75 seconds of the clip to let him get in that “it’s too early for this shit” was the chefs kiss
@Dude11001100128 ай бұрын
The dancing mech made my day 😊
@Ozmundas8 ай бұрын
For some reason seeing him dance I hear the song "Safety Dance" by Men without hats ... LOL
@andynieuwenhuis78338 ай бұрын
@@OzmundasMaybe He was listening to "One piece at a time ", by Johnny Cash!!! 😅
@ronbelanger41138 ай бұрын
Old enough to remember Gene, the dancing machine?
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
Just think if he'd spilt a bit of oil first , he coulda been doing the slide.
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
@@Ozmundas you can dance if you want to .😉 old saying right, dance like they're not watching, sing like they're not listening
@touchdown628 ай бұрын
1). Did you check to make sure there wasn't a wild turkey under the car? 2). Is there really a good time to find a washer reservoir completely filled with gasoline?
@elizabeth34058 ай бұрын
He loves his job ~ made me smile!
@miatacheese8 ай бұрын
cutting someone's brake lines is attempted manslaughter.
@ziggybowman68758 ай бұрын
How is it only manslaughter?
@EmperorHelix8 ай бұрын
@@ziggybowman6875 it's attempted murder.
@JayStrang18 ай бұрын
@@ziggybowman6875 Because murder requires the specific intent to kill. And while, yes, someone who cuts their ex's brake lines is likely hoping to get them killed, proving that intention in court beyond a reasonable doubt is basically impossible. The defendant can easily argue that their intention was not to kill but to harm. Any prosecutor would have a much easier time proving manslaughter than murder.
@miatacheese8 ай бұрын
unfortunately its not, i have a friend who had an ex attempt to cut his braided brake lines and he pressed charges and it was attempted manslaughter @@EmperorHelix
@Michael-bb1cw2 ай бұрын
@@JayStrang1 If it did actually result in death, depending on the state, depraved indifference murder charges might stick. It refers to when the perpetrator acted with such a complete and depraved indifference to the life and well-being of another person, that it’s considered the same as criminal intent.
@Mikeydude0018 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you put descriptions in the timeline. At 2:01, I couldn't tell what I was looking at. Thanks!
@Kumquat_Lord8 ай бұрын
I've seen a semi with a traffic barrel stuck beneath it on the freeway before , so a traffic cone doesn't surprise me.
@2fathomsdeeper8 ай бұрын
Worse was the poor guy dragging a dead skunk!
@marktrowbridge97708 ай бұрын
I love this channel and all the videos that are presented! Some of the messed up stuff shown is just unbelievable....
@steelshepherd68438 ай бұрын
"too early for this sh*t"" LMFAO!!!!
@aarontrupiano93288 ай бұрын
remember cars? they usually try to avoid caution cones
@matthewitt22768 ай бұрын
Society is collapsing. These videos are the only proof I need.
@stevie-ray20208 ай бұрын
At least it is in America!
@John-cg8hb8 ай бұрын
@@stevie-ray2020All around the world you fool.
@dw34032 ай бұрын
I suspect this crap has been going on for a long time. It's social media that has brought it to our attention.
@lrich8181Ай бұрын
We need to go back to riding horses as daily transportation.
@oh2mp8 ай бұрын
I always laugh when I hear those explanations like "transmission sounds like a wild turkey" :D :D
@brendanpells9128 ай бұрын
Awww, that guy might be having a dance whilst waiting for the oil to drain into the sump, or waiting for the oil to stop dripping out. I'd be quite pleased if the mechanic gave it plenty of time to drain out the old oil.
@ColinRichardson8 ай бұрын
I honesyly thought they filled the washer bottle with piss.. I was horrified to be told it was fuel... Why... WHY??? PISS would have been preferable.
@HighSierra15008 ай бұрын
Because they urinated into three different glasses, put them into the mini fridge for the housekeepers to find and checked out of The Glacier View Lodge. True story. I was the housekeeper who found the glasses full of piss.
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
Used to work on a locksmiths van , he always had 2 liter bottles of piss rolling around inside lol.. hey I didn't fault the guy , bad neighborhoods etc, stay in your vehicle locked up.😂
@justskip45958 ай бұрын
@@vs-ww7cb That bad neighborhood? I can't imagine something like that, I'd just move the country at that point.
@L337f33t8 ай бұрын
Oh man that guy’s lawyer is gonna have a field day if they have any video of her showing up to the house!
@JD-wn3cc8 ай бұрын
Whilst im surprised someone put gas in their washer bottle, i think im more surprised that the washers didnt still at least spray the gas out.
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
Damaged the hoses and pump.
@JD-wn3cc8 ай бұрын
@@JustRolledIn ah, like degraded the plastic or rubber material,.that's only meant to handle soapy water?
@MonkeyJedi998 ай бұрын
@@JD-wn3cc That is quite likely. More and more of our cars are plastic, and different plastics for different functions. The plastic that is meant to encounter petroleum products is resistant, while the plastic that is not meant for that can melt away. Similar to how there are different sealants for different fluid exposures.
@KiwiCatherineJemma8 ай бұрын
Gasoline/petrol/diesel in a washer bottle is a definite no-no. However you can safely use Methylated Spirits, at the rate of up to 30%, added to water only, or slightly soapy water. For folks living in milder climates where the special "anti-freeze" window wash liquids are not easily available, then one can just use water and mix in some Methylated Spirits to stop it freezing (Meths usually available at hardware stores and some supermarkets). Remember that those various household "streak free glass cleaners" contain a small amount of a similar alcohol based ingredient.
@MeppyMan8 ай бұрын
@@KiwiCatherineJemmausing meths for random things… name checks out! If it was an Aussie, would have called it “metho” 😂
@thomashowlett82958 ай бұрын
I had a customer that brought her Wrangler in and said that it would only go about 45 mph and the engine was very loud. I found that she'd been driving it around in 4 lo the whole time. Upon instruction, she admitted that she didn't know what that other lever did. Fortunately, no damage was done.
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
Imagine people having lencos in their cars. 😅
@hoggmotorsport8 ай бұрын
These never get old dude 👌 Turkey one was so accurate 🤣 and why... How... Gas instead of washer fluid... 😮🤔🤷♂️🤦♂️ Speechless 🤣🤣 Have a great week bud 👍
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
The turkey one and the gas in the washer fluid was my favorite 😂. You as well my friend! 👍
@Nugire8 ай бұрын
0:47 "Homemade flamethrower, attempt 1"
@SpaceTech548 ай бұрын
One of the BEST automotive Channels on KZbin..
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
I wouldn't go that far but thank you!
@ronbrock61538 ай бұрын
The dude with the steering wheel some serious anger issues, I feel sorry for any living thing in orbit of him.
@John-cg8hb8 ай бұрын
Del Griffith is responsible for that.
@herculesrockafeller8 ай бұрын
They always nail the “sounds like”
@francismcknight7248 ай бұрын
Aww, leave the nice techy alone. He's just having fun and obviously liked the song. LOL
@jimsvideos72018 ай бұрын
That transmission went full Three Stooges 😂
@mrmalicious44218 ай бұрын
It shocks me how many horrible car owners are out there
@BobbyCarlBoozeDoc8 ай бұрын
And they are on the freeway with us. Every time I wonder how so many accidents happen on the freeway every day when it is a relatively straight shot with no lights or stop signs I remember it is because people like this are allowed to drive.
@TheTrollTrollyYeti8 ай бұрын
It's even more amazing that they don't even read the owners manual. Like the 4 lo guy. You can literally see the recommended speed for 4 lo and hi. 🤦
@John_Ridley8 ай бұрын
It's one small place in the world where being an idiot has consequences. Unfortunately sometimes it's consequences for innocent bystanders.
@jeffrobinson11998 ай бұрын
It shouldn't.
@nic20978 ай бұрын
most are just ignorant, but some are complete idiots and have no mechanical commonsense. if you work in any customer related industry then you come to find out that many are like this in any setting
@EmperorHelix8 ай бұрын
1:33 yeah, the ex-wife should be charged with attempted murder.
@DiegoMartinez-nm8hz29 күн бұрын
And a death penalty/sentence
@gmcevoy8 ай бұрын
Just discovered this channel. As a pro mechanic, this is brilliant stuff! There is no way we could ever run such a channel here in Europe, because our cars have to go through a yearly technical inspection, and are approved to drive or not depending on what's wrong. You get either a green card (which is a pass), or a red one (fail) containing an exact list of precisely what needs fixing. The content on this channel is just never seen over here, I am truly impressed! The creativity some people have is mind-boggling (and the obvious lack of common sense, on top of no knowledge whatsoever)! It's hilarious! I have just subscribed. Please keep them coming! And please, people, understand that you don't become a mechanic by watching tutorials or reading forums! Hahaha!
@vulpes1228 ай бұрын
same in australia, yearly inspection, you fail it you have to get the problem fixed or walk home. And the car can't be registered for the next year if you fail it, so cops with number plate cameras are gonna see it straight away if you try to drive around unregistered. Good idea, like the metric system not applied in the US!
@cherylmoore74088 ай бұрын
There are states in the U.S. that require yearly inspections. I happen to live in one and I am so glad I do!😄
@gmcevoy8 ай бұрын
@@cherylmoore7408 I am sure you are. 🙂 some of these, how can I put it, technical failures, are truly impressive!
@gusloader1233 ай бұрын
@@cherylmoore7408 The overpriced mechanics / garages luuuuuve the idea / law of annual inspections. No thanks!
@gusloader1233 ай бұрын
@@vulpes122 Urinate on the wretched European metric system. Cooked up by some wretched French revolutionaries. No thanks! The British (Imperial) system is perfect. It is made from real things on each person, so that even if you lose a ruler or tape measure, you can can still measure things. Real things: A Foot ---> The King's foot with a shoe/boot on it. (same as myself) is 12 inches. 3 feet make a yard. A Yard is the length of a man's pace,,,(unless you are a midget). An inch is the width of a man's thumb joint side to side.
@Petrolhead999998 ай бұрын
Love seeing a hilarious but accurate description of a problem from a customer... And they brought it in for real diagnosis! Good on them. Would make a good turkey call.
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
(Puts fake turkeys on hood drives through fields with gun propped out window)
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
that's eyeleagel in some states! @@vs-ww7cb
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS8 ай бұрын
It's common knowledge when you hear grinding to just ignore it and turn up the stereo and it will definitely quit eventually.
@MeppyMan8 ай бұрын
I always look forward to your videos. They make me laugh and worry at the same time 😂
@Alan_Hans__8 ай бұрын
The wild turkey description was absolutely on point.
@Walking_Death8 ай бұрын
Not often you see actual attempted murder on JRI.
@NutkeyDoesMinecraft8 ай бұрын
The person with the bent steering wheel has some bad roadrage... thats crazy
@NutkeyDoesMinecraft8 ай бұрын
Probably a very nice customer!
@explosive_shart94058 ай бұрын
I love when the description is spot on.
@danlevesque54378 ай бұрын
Best line was that mechanic saying its too early for this 😂
@Donald_Shaw8 ай бұрын
Love your videos... great job posting these gems.
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
I appreciate that
@jamesc93278 ай бұрын
The mechanic in the last clip should get extra for that awesome dance he did. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@davidgerow8 ай бұрын
I would check underneath the car for a turkey. 🤣🤣🤣
@robwebster10988 ай бұрын
When I heard the tre transmission sounded like wild turkey I thought how can a transmission sound like a belligerent drunk? 😂😂😂
@Nick416228 ай бұрын
You have some of the more entertaining videos on KZbin. 🤣👍
@JustRolledIn8 ай бұрын
I appreciate that! Thanks for watching them 👍
@mikefoehr2358 ай бұрын
The guy who used 4lo...Man you are a Darwin candidate.
@Ghauster8 ай бұрын
Maybe before he has kids?
@christopherrosas27388 ай бұрын
The thing is he said I have no idea how to use 4wd..... than why get something with 4wd???
@hateferlife7 ай бұрын
@@christopherrosas2738 The manufactures should really put the instructions in a book or something, maybe place that book somewhere in the vehicle.
@draculakickyourass6 ай бұрын
@@hateferlife And even a better idea,America should copy the mandatory drive school,psichological exam , the driving test and the mandatory inspection legislation from Europe,otherwise it's like an wild western movie on the roads.
@BlazeTheBloodhunter8 ай бұрын
I am yet again amazed and confused at the same time.
@davewilson97728 ай бұрын
Love the Oil Change Dance. They must do that when we're not lookin'.
@stevie-ray20208 ай бұрын
Gotta do something while waiting for it to drain!
@darrenberkey70178 ай бұрын
That's not even the first time I've seen gasoline in the washer fluid reservoir on this channel.
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
I had to pause the video for that one.
@brianstratton87678 ай бұрын
Nice closer, any more shop dancers:)?
@EC-mc7vg8 ай бұрын
That one car would be perfect at the hunting lease during turkey season. You could hunt from the car and and keep warm while calling in the turkeys. Who knew a transmission could be so versatile.
@zoltankaparthy90958 ай бұрын
Cut it out, guys. My sides are aching from laughter. Let's face it, some folks should still be driving a horse and buggy. At least the horse knew the way home.
@SJHFoto8 ай бұрын
We should all be as happy as the dancing mechanic! (Hopefully, not on company time though)
@Batmann_8 ай бұрын
*Especially* on company time. Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime. That's why you dance on company time!
@cenciende94018 ай бұрын
Screw that, either give me a 4 day work week or I get dance breaks.
@catwoman25968 ай бұрын
No one wants to be a corporate slave. Work SHOULD BE FUN!
@SJHFoto8 ай бұрын
@@Batmann_ I don't understand any of your mentalities. If you are hired to do a job, do it to the best of your ability. Don't slack off. That's an axiom
@Batmann_8 ай бұрын
@@SJHFotoI somewhat agree. But, maybe you've not been in the work force very long or maybe you just have a good job. What you'll find in a lot of jobs is that by doing a great job, you get rewarded with more work. You don't really get things like raises or progression. You'll find that even after years of good work, people are easily expendable and without remorse. A lot of companies, in general, don't really give a sht about their employees. So, yes, I think good work ethic is a good thing. But giving your job 110% and being the best ever, often doesn't get you much. Obviously, these are generalizations and don't apply to everywhere, but you get the idea. Lastly, on a much less serious note, most places have laws that require you be alloted breaks every once in a while. And even without a break, like in this instance, maybe he's just waiting for the oil to drain.
@spencea74228 ай бұрын
Great video as always!
@iphone7778 ай бұрын
I wish my customers were this good at describing noises. It’s like pulling teeth with these people 😂
@timhnartiel5 ай бұрын
That last clip of the mechanic dancing had me choking 🤣🤣🤣
@davidp28888 ай бұрын
1:31 The solution isn't new brake hoses. The solution is to never get married.
@clearcreek698 ай бұрын
I like the technician at the end. It was probably quitting time & he couldn't wait to drink some Wiser's scotch
@stevie-ray20208 ай бұрын
.....or Wild Turkey!?!
@dougfisher18138 ай бұрын
No he's already three sheets to the wind.
@opendstudio71418 ай бұрын
HAYWIRE!!!! Love the creative wiring solutions that this channel features. I hope to meet these unique people one day. 😁
@vs-ww7cb8 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be to certain of that wish friend 😂
@j_taylor8 ай бұрын
Meet them at low speed, if you do.
@Pissedoffdetective8 ай бұрын
The last clip... Just living his life. I'd pay extra for the service of a happy tech.
@Eric4bz8 ай бұрын
The guy in the last clip has better moves than I ever will.
@oobaka19678 ай бұрын
If an oil change takes longer than 15 minutes on the average car, something is up. I'm out of shape with arthritic knees and it takes me about 20 minutes to change the oil on my father's civic.
@XtreeM_FaiL8 ай бұрын
If it takes less than 15 min. then they most likely have sucked the oil insted of do it properly and drain it out like it supposed to do.
@jp-ty1vd8 ай бұрын
I change my own so I let the oil drain for an hour. @@XtreeM_FaiL
@Gleanerizer8 ай бұрын
"...was later told by the customer he doesn't know how to use four-wheel drive." The first step is admitting you have a problem
@FixiT-Rick7 ай бұрын
These clips are so great. Driving around with a cone under your car, not checking where the sound is coming from.....
@jamesdietz298 ай бұрын
You know, whenever I hear a "grinding noise" coming from my vehicle I always look myself to see if there is anything apparent causing it before I'd even think about taking it to a mechanic. Never in all my years has a grinding noise ever turned out to be something as easy to correct as a pylon stuck in my steering/suspension. Guess I'm just not that lucky.
@graeme96798 ай бұрын
But you'd wait at least 2 weeks, right?
@paulstaney3258 ай бұрын
These aren't your Dads car owners!
@andywilliams73238 ай бұрын
It's no wonder why America has by far the worst road accident rate and highest motor insurance premiums in the first world. Is America ever going to join the rest of the first-world and introduce federal-level mandatory annual vehicle safety inspections, and powers of seizure of unsafe vehicles?
@TKommando8 ай бұрын
No, cuz you'll hear the rednecks screaming "Muh freedums!" And there might be some lead slinging on top of it cuz that is also a thing here.
@rearspeaker63648 ай бұрын
thats why we left britan, and defeated the germans in the first place!!
@badscrew40238 ай бұрын
@@rearspeaker6364 Russians defeated Germans
@andywilliams73238 ай бұрын
@@rearspeaker6364Russia, the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, India and the USA, defeated the Germans, Austrians, Italians, Hungarians, Romanians, Bulgarians, and Finnish. Don't make out that the USA did it all on its own because it didn't. The USA was the last ally to show up in European theatre, didn't get in gear until the final 2 years and, and with the exception of industry, made the smallest overall contribution. And it was the same in the Pacific theatre. Per 100,000 of population, the UK ranks 9th for road deaths at 2.9 deaths per 100K each year. The USA ranks 75th with 12.9 deaths per 100K each year. It is by far the worst country in the 1st world for road safety. It even ranks worse than many 2nd and 3rd world countries. It has the most expensive motor insurance premiums in the world. Annual motor insurance premiums in the UK are 3-4 times cheaper than what they are in the USA. Your complete lack of adequate vehicle safety regulation and enforcement is not doing you any favours whatsoever.
@mazdaweeb38 ай бұрын
I'm glad we don't have mandatory inspections because then my performance modified car which is completely safe would be deemed illegal.
@animalm4st3r8 ай бұрын
1:50 dude almost got final destinationed
@bigl63223 ай бұрын
The mechanic finding the gas in the washer fluid “it’s too early for this shit…” on fucking point my friend!! Lol
@craigsmith82178 ай бұрын
Looks like the oil change I got at Firestone. I went out in the shop and told them to go to work. The manager was afraid to tell them.
@catwoman25968 ай бұрын
You don't piss off your cook, server or mechanic.
@craigsmith82178 ай бұрын
Or doctor. @@catwoman2596
@jackiebishop95748 ай бұрын
You are probably the same type of customer that is ask to bring in all your tools, because you have no mechanical or technical skills or knowledge what so ever!!!! If, you did, you would know not to piss off technician or mechanic. (period)
@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS8 ай бұрын
So you literally are the guy that asks to "speak to the manager" and hates seeing people enjoy their day at work. Cool bruh.
@Tuisto8 ай бұрын
the piece of steel puncturing through the car from another drivers unsecured load is honestly one of my fears, how the carelessness of someone else could lead you to a Final Destination style death. In this case the drivers were obviously OK, but I'm sure we've all seen LiveLeak videos where bad BAD things happened.
@terry941318 ай бұрын
I wish I had taken pics when one of the leafs in my F150's rear spring broke. I couldn't get it out, so I put about ten zip ties on it and drove 25 mph to the shop. Scared to death I would fly off and injure someone.
@rhetorical14888 ай бұрын
Ive seen a steel pole run through the drivers seat with clothing bit attached. someone walked away with millimeters to spare. Most press wont cover final destination ones for obvious reasons.