Who is the Strongest Team? | Ranking the Teams in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[@KalebIA]

Wooooo huge miscount for this, that being Jotaro. Somehow there was an extra 5 added which made the SDC 2nd. Turns out, the SDC are at the bottom of the list.

[@Crabgar]

*Jotaro can beat himself*

[@carsonkoc8778]

shhh dont tell everyone else...

[@johnx140]

KALEB! please make a video about how could the JoJo franchise make a MOBA out of JOJO,like,for stand users,you would have to control 2 persons in 1,the user and the stand,you would have to buy items for the stand users,like armor,to help it protect it,and damage or more protections for your stand,some stands could have long range,others short range like Jotaro,the hamon users could be tanky and hage high health regen,and so on,i think its a amazing idea if you think about it for a second! :D Also,i would main kira Yoshikage so much :3

[@JurassicSophisma]

ThatQuiet GUY Google Jojo's Colored Adventure

[@boergerplays8353]

Melancholy Werewolf wait WHAT

[@dungww2006]

Kaleb left part 1 out because Dire's Thunder Cross Split Attack, a perfect combination of the perfect offense that is perfect and the perfect defense that is also perfect would instantly defeat anyone.

[@h3nder]

Or just Speedwagon?

[@dungww2006]

h3nder Yeah both

[@RostaFANSCR7]

Also Kaleb left Part 2 because of *GERMAN SCIENCE*

[@RostaFANSCR7]

@qbmp001 bruh Joseph got two N-word Pass because he met Smokey and Avdol

[@gol.d.rodger3119]

@@RostaFANSCR7 also speed wagòn

[@shadowking2153]

But no one can dodge the emerald splash Edit: 6 years and people still posting comments damn

[@honeycrisp808]

Shadow King DIO: thats where youre wrong kiddo

[@triplejo1022]

Tru,no one

[@christophercrafte]

Its easly dogdable but noone can *DEFLECT* the emerald splash

[@truec.i.a.8985]

christopher crafte I agree with this statement

[@brosephnoonan223]

Emerard Sprasho has no weaknesses!!!

[@AbyssalBruh]

Also I’m pretty sure jotaro is holding back whenever he’s fighting other stand users cause when he fights dio, star platinum literally punches a hole in his head

[@zeal7895]

And that punch made DIO, who hasnt felt sick in over a century, feel nauseous

[@gokusupreme5707]

He did hold back, im pretty sure he could kill them but he didnt

[@hewuom1691]

@Nigerundayo, Smokey! what about tusk act 4?

[@empirecrumbles615]

@@hewuom1691 bloodthirsty star plat would win against tusk 4, all the way

[@DeliciousHam69]

@Markus Reit I would agree with So requiem being unstoppable but Jotaro has literally no chance at all versus GER with its broken ass ability, unless he says "it's the same type of stand as star platinum"

[@bootstrap925]

jotaro is that one guy whos played the game since launch and is way better then all of his friends i was in 3rd grade when i made this, im now 40 years old. this wasnt even funny

[@Bongled]

superdanielbros2 jotaro uses money to upgrade*

[@joon3035]

Henry Lee nah thats Joseph

[@thestarryeyedobserver]

Giorno is the son of the guy who made the game and has access to cheats

[@jolarosa2921]

Over heaven jotaro is the guy that accidentally got an admin weapon and decides to spawn kill everyone

[@superdark5557]

Jolyne is the girl who has everything because her dad bought it and shes playing on his account

[@scrumpton296]

*Did mista just get 4 wins* Poor guy...

[@issaaaah]

This bad

[@Mitsuki1607]

*REPORT THIS VIDEO FOR MISTA ABUSE*

[@nolmaoo]

_Mista achieves requiem just to get a win_

[@spoopymantis4329]

Guns in jojo never work sooo-

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

This has four replies

[@waxingcroissant796]

Now we know why Jotaro got nerfed after part 3. His back was too hurt after carrying the Crusaders

[@theduckfromtheducksong5942]

dangggggg

[@wateredbottle2529]

MY TEAMATES SUCK IM CARRYING

[@murderouscinnamonrolln5349]

Funni number

[@Solarballs77]

Damn

[@thevintagevaluesexperience4302]

Jotaro Part 4 < Jotaro Part 6

[@dicky6856]

Obviously the Stradust Crusaders would win, because 「no one can just deflect the emerald splash」

[@captainspookles897]

Joseph is also a hamon user so he could learn how to use the thunder cross split attack which has the mix of defense and offense so it is unbeatable

[@captainspookles897]

prod awpos Idiot, ultimate kars was invincible go basically anything in the planet, and he had his own hamon which had the the power of the sun so it wouldn’t have made sense

[@ahahm3]

CaptainSpookles how did you miss the joke which you literally made?

[@captainspookles897]

God of Gods Shrek omg I just realized that

[@hotshotroom964]

Of course

[@rosewine1330]

It's funny how this ended up: -Part 6 (don't know enough yet) -Group of teens who were all kinda dragged into stands -Group of teens/adults who were trying to save a woman from a curse -A literal mafia group

[@xpload2063]

part 6. Literal prisoners

[@kevinflynn4649]

Who just got stands, like, last week

[@xotwodkiel]

thats how mafia works

[@victormeas450]

I do like part 6s power scaling. I think it was an effort on Araki’s part to fix some of his writing quirks: lack of any significant female character interaction and overpowered, non-consistent abilities like Gold Experience

[@sheilaapalisok4303]

Cool

[@worldofjoseup]

I like how Jotaro is technically part of every team, so technically it could've just been Jotaro defeating everyone while everyone watches.

[@abheekpandya8717]

Four Jotaros fighting each other

[@MonsterMayhem]

@@abheekpandya8717 4 people playing the same character, using alternate costumes

[@cain8160]

Jotaro is That one guy in a game where he's not just carrying the entire team but he's carrying the whole ass game

[@Momo-zi7sp]

When was Jotaro part of Passione?

[@sidney494]

@@Momo-zi7sp I Assume it's only judged by whether they have an appearance within said part, which Jotaro has. He has in part 3, obv, part 4, a very slight bit in part 5 (best flashback ever tho) and well, daddy Kujo needs to take care of little Cujoh.

[@leesnow2701]

>Mista >4 Wins

[@Abayake]

It's not 8ch arrows it's the historical system for quotation in emails. Also isn't Fugo 4 wins pretty weird?

[@auglybluething1995]

Asayake ye

[@TauGeneration]

4️⃣

[@raccoonavi]

unlucky

[@corrackisdead]

Asayake Remember Jotaro list to a Rat...

[@nickopavlo7378]

It doesn't matter how strong the team is,none of them stand a chance against 『E c h o e s A c t 0』

[@tiem6260]

you forgot speedwagon-sama

[@faystache8458]

What did you say? They don't STAND a chance? . . . I'm sorry

[@jodhod1498]

Nicko Pavlo .... What? Is that a meme I don't know of?

[@alicethetransdalek7333]

Echoes act 0 is the original GER

[@honeycrisp808]

jod hod Echoes when it was in the egg.

[@reyez1983]

" No one in there matches up. " Joseph and Caesar: " *Bruh* "

[@albetard7070]

strohiem: are you guys waiting for me

[@benshapiro4597]

Lisa Lisa and my boi mark as well

[@abhrajitdhar4628]

Fr Stroheim could body a few of the weaker people

[@numberonecrate]

technically the battle tendency group had the entire nazi force to back them up

[@HanaWiggler]

mesina, stroheim, speedwagon, lisa lisa: criess in hamon and german science

[@kongorikishi6632]

"Mista with 4 wins" *Meanwhile Mista bangs his head on Kaleb's door in frustration with his Pistol locked and loaded*

[@Azazelitt]

Rip kaleb

[@benshapiro4597]

Don’t cry for me

[@imrandomdud]

He's about to get another win if you know what I mean

[@relentless_shotgun8207]

@@imrandomdud i'm not liking this

[@tyrantrex-cf3jy]

Cue spanish laughing guy wheeze

[@matheusaragao7640]

Who would win? Morioh Warriors vs DUWANG GANG

[@BlueRockEye]

Matwry dafuq is a duwang

[@matheusaragao7640]

Whatever you want it to be.

[@riotstamp]

CHEW

[@markt.3300]

Stoopid

[@smkay6381]

@@Kazuhira2249 I AM THE FUCKING STRONG

[@alexpapunasvili1488]

The strongest team is stardust crusaders cos avdol can say the n-word.

[@awesomesause1116]

Nigga!! *Y E S I A M*

[@zgredczwartyniesamowity363]

weather report has black twin brother sooooooooooo XD

[@user-xz3es1ly6d]

What about Joseph?

[@Smitekk]

111 111 Joseph got two one from Smokey and one from avdol

[@itsoracle]

everyone can say nigga wdym

[@danu2133]

*Plot* *twist* : DIO was never the one to talk to Pucci about reaching Heaven; it was Mista. He did so Pucci could reset the universe, thus resetting Mista's *4* win count. This is also why Giorno didn't appear in Stone Ocean; Mista stopped him.

[@boergerplays8353]

to be honest I could see Mista doing something like that to a degree.

[@SpecialNeedsMuffin]

*pulls out his lunch, even in prison*

[@leptonparticle238]

holy fuck that makes more sense than what Araki wrote, because Giorno not stoping Pucci is a plot hole

[@snowbringercult]

giorno was in florida

[@bobsempletank5362]

But he never shows up, cause he’s too late. So if Mista were stalling him all that time, it would make sense

[@legoman7041]

You left out Battle Tendency??? It has a team of 5 dude: Joseph, Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Stroheim (and the Wehrmacht), and a volcano...

[@troglodyte4207]

legoman7041 Volcano= best brojo

[@_Storch_]

Jacka da Hacka He left them out because volcano would just stomp over other teams

[@oscard.9705]

No Volcano, no Battle Tendency team, and Volcano is too op, therefore, no Battle Tendency team

[@theotherguy__]

I think someone deserves to be volcano'd for excluding the volcano

[@abdoullalicorne4716]

@@troglodyte4207 you're forgetting ambulance-kun

[@hafsawarsame7487]

Josukes group has the most potential if only okuyasu could use his stand properly and if Rohan even cared

[@LeinahorCristalIDK]

If Okuyasu had an IQ above his age he’d be OP

[@Chubbs2206]

Lets be honest, if Rohan actually wanted to win, heavens door can just completely counter them and win every fight

[@anarcho-angron6297]

Yeah Rohan could honestly beat a vast majority of people here, nearly all of the fights he was in he had trouble because either the stand he was fighting against perfectly countered his own or it was just PIS

[@yeetngreet148]

@@anarcho-angron6297 like we saw him do he could just write Koichi as blind and was completely blind until he undid it. He can write that a person cannot attack him at all, probably he could just write in “dead” and the battle is over. If he was a main villain he’d be terrifying

[@BlastFurnace10]

Rohan said it can make someone stand useless.

[@marcelaoo]

You keep calling them Morioh Warriors *IT’S DUWANG GANG YOU WEEB*

[@lilwhatev3r245]

Noop Noop Why?

[@marcelaoo]

BrokeGamer search it up

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

C H E W

[@platanoluver]

I know!!! Omg who calls them morioh warriors?? Lmfao

[@Absynthor]

I am wood

[@aahaaah3989]

Mista with *4* wins?!

[@MrJedroi258]

*OH MY GOD*

[@boergerplays8353]

AAH AAAH *HOLY* *SHIT*

[@dankdoggo9906]

looks like his pew pew disappointed you you

[@lucianobradley5996]

He would get trashed by Kakyoin. After all, *No one can deflect the Emerald Splash*

[@heeeyyooou6154]

NANI!?

[@reurez7942]

What if you wanted a Stand But god said "get infected and die"

[@RokuHanmar]

Or worse... What if you got Cheap Trick? Or Superfly?

[@wujek7616]

,,U get ligma"

[@boyboy1994]

@@wujek7616 whats ligma?

[@theod4c583]

If shigechi survives then i survive too

[@giornogiovanna9205]

@@boyboy1994 gold experience!

[@katgen3561]

Dude, you're showing disrespect for part 1. The hamon og bois with speedwagon would have 230 wins: Tonpety: 15 wins Straights: 10 wins Zeppeli: 15 wins Jonathan: 20 wins Dire with thunder cross split attack: 70 wins Speedwagon with burning abs: 100 wins

[@panhoca7838]

i can only remember jonathan havin wins, battle tendency gang should have been

[@azuila]

poco with 4873942 wins

[@dungww2006]

Poco's sister and her strong ass slap: 203891983

[@humb1_e100]

seems legit

[@mohammedtahmid6718]

@Charlett actually if their hamon is advanced enough they can awaken stands or at least perceive it

[@tiem6260]

part 1 would win everyone because they have speedwagon-sama

[@cheatsykoopa98]

also they have dire with his thunder cross split attack, that nobody can defeat

[@tiem6260]

dire is just a weak fuck. everybody there is weak except for speedwagon-sama who can beat all fictional characters ever created with his battle commentary alone

[@cheatsykoopa98]

dont say that about Dire, the Thunder cross split attack is the perfect mix of attack and defense, nobody has any chance against it!

[@tiem6260]

lol literally all it takes is just to put down your arms and bring up your knee and he loses where as with speedwagon he is so strong that he pretended to be scared in the face of the so-called "ultimate life form"

[@cheatsykoopa98]

let's have them both kill dio over heaven, whoever does it first wins

[@lotus1794]

If Joseph was in they would have another 20 points he can’t lose because “your next line is” is unbeatable

[@dfntly_not_rohan]

Not to mention, he perfectly mastered the secret Joestar technique

[@-dennis3755]

@@dfntly_not_rohan NIGERUNDYO!

[@josugaybrando7987]

Normal People: *breathe* Kaleb I.A.: *pArT 5*

[@coolunclesip858]

Hamon users*

[@thenightjackal]

@@coolunclesip858 hahaha funny funny make laugh it do me

[@jaykayy4268]

True

[@awesomesause1116]

“Normal people” I guess u don’t belong in that category

[@madstudio6944]

Someone : Who is the- Kaleb AI: GiOrNo, pArT 5, pArT 5, PaSsIoNe, gIoRno, GiOrNo

[@ju5t_champ]

jotaro breaking his back carrying that team

[@thenightjackal]

Not in the alternate reality where Star Platinum is just a little bit slower and Jotaro commits suicide before the journey even begins

[@welshlout3400]

Only because the supporting cast didn’t get nearly as much page/screentime to show their potential feats. I promise Avdol would have had quite a few better matchups here if he’d actually got more than 3-4 significant fights in the canon story 😞

[@welshlout3400]

I said supporting cast but I wouldn’t count Polnareff as one of the characters starving for more page time lol I am happy with how well Kakyoin did considering how he shares with Avdol with being underused

[@idontknowagoodname9867]

@@welshlout3400 Polnareff had a lot more potential than he actually used

[@papanurgle8393]

What? Other than Hierophant Green they all proved to be pretty heavy hitters.

[@SMLVods]

You could of made a team for part 2 these being: Joseph Cesar Stroheim Lisa Lisa Loggings

[@antimatterstudios8395]

El Aula Del Wolf Wolf sensei that wouldn’t be fair because GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

[@whateversinmymind5644]

Messina

[@Juan-yu6fl]

Nah, my queen Lisa Lisa would carry 😍

[@justumyy544]

@@whateversinmymind5644 dudes dead

[@whateversinmymind5644]

@@justumyy544 wait is messina the one with the mustache?

[@RandomHabibi02]

When did fugo ever win anything except the one time he used his stand

[@ddipster9342]

Wasnt he only ever in one fight?

[@Twoupyyy]

@@ddipster9342 yea the mirror dude, he left after that one fight lmao

[@IPA300]

@@ddipster9342 Translation: Fugo won 100% of the fights he was ever in.

[@Andyatl2002]

Fugo won by staying alive.

[@Phantom_Kraken]

Now I’m not biased but nice username

[@GuikofMikumo]

''the star dust crusaders dont have a ranged outside of kakyoin'' hum.... silver chariot can shoot his swords and STAR FINGER

[@piercebottomtext4827]

Cross Fire Hurricane, anyone?

[@neoramaredzone8544]

Magicians Red is op when you think about it he can surround you with flames and you can’t do anything about it.

[@cardboard5884]

@@neoramaredzone8544 exactly magicians red was only bodied by cream cause of the suprise attack he literally bodies anyone in part 5

[@mikaeruu0309]

​@@cardboard5884 ehhh, Bruno could zip himself out of the situation, Giorno can heal himself or make a living creature to take Avdol down while being surrounded, Mista didn't die of hypothermia for some reason and he has le funny live gun, Formaggio somehow survived after being burnt alive and could potentially grow in size, White Album is a perfect counter for MR, Aerosmith can fly, if Fugo wasn't such a wimp he could easily kill anyone and himself with his stand given how deadly it is, Formaggio can turn Avdol old and kill him, Pesci can fish Avdol's organs, Illuso doesn't have a chance unless he somehow got a mirror piece somewhere but that doesn't count, Cioccolata can use his moss, Carne had he not been dead could be potentially deadly thanks to Notorious B.I.G. and Risotto's Metallica could easily pierce Avdol fatally, given that Avdol finds him anyways since he's literally OP. Not to mention Doppio could foresee the event and prevent it from even happening with Epitaph. Characters in Part 5 are a little too OP, and should be nerfed. Though of course if you only mean the main cast, then La Squadra and Unita Speciale mean nothing and neither does Doppio. Avdol may be strong, but he's nowhere near as OP as several Part 5 characters... Especially Risotto. Dude's terrifying. But everyone is horseshit compared to the part 7 chads.

[@ericshun3926]

Magician red is actually the only fire stand user in the entirenty of jjba

[@jonathanjoestar863]

Rohan could just write in each of his team members and give them buffs, too bad he’s too stubborn to do that

[@jonathanjoestar863]

catkoolaid ok

[@yamieu6623]

@@jonathanjoestar863 if he just wrote when he saw kira, "kira suddenly dies of a heart attack" no more part 4. he wins every 1v1 hes in, change my mind

[@leodelux2463]

@@yamieu6623 anything that out speed claps him

[@DeliciousHam69]

@@yamieu6623 Except for GER

[@yamieu6623]

@@DeliciousHam69 ofc fucking ger

[@Jotar0w0]

Strongest team is araki and rohan

[@smdfromthatbackshawty9787]

Boxy b u t h e s a i d n o d u o s

[@illusions-2691]

you got em boi, hes down.

[@H00st0n]

Heaven's Duwang

[@utterclown1580]

Strongest team is team AssPull

[@poopooeater6894]

araki writes everyone off

[@ethanharris1903]

"Mk guys, I'll be ranking teams!" Proceeds to base the contest via 1v1s.

[@Franfran2424]

Exactly this. 1v1 isn't exactly ranking teams

[@Laukaus11]

It's anime logic. Even when you have teams it always ends up as 1v1s through some contrivance or another.

[@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial]

Juho Hirvonen yeah kill off the throwaway side kicks then leave the protaganist vs the other

[@xxx_trinity_xxx2695]

I mean, imagine having to think about 5 different people fighting another 5 people, it would be hard as hell to figure out who wins

[@kasia7204]

Yeah and Araki has this policy that if his characters need assistance in a fight, they shouldn’t be main characters. That’s why there’s so many scenes where a jojo is dying and his jogang is just watching and commentating

[@manavasrani4466]

he didnt include battle tendency cause of the secret joestar technique: NINGERUNDAYO SMOKEYYY

[@RokuHanmar]

I thought that the Joestar secret technique was being unable to get into a plane

[@dragcoldbruh4981]

Didn't jotaro did the technique

[@dragcoldbruh4981]

@Aarav Valaparla yes

[@TheSonofGod1]

@Aarav Valaparla In the Battle against DIO, just after DIO sucked Joseph

[@marywillis23]

@@TheSonofGod1 also against yellow temperance

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

So I'm guessing you didn't add Jotaro in part 4 because 1. He was already in part 3 2. Star Platinum- The World is too op. But I still think it's more proper to add him over Yukako.

[@Sarah-rf5rj]

Waffles The Wookie THIS I don't get why yukako is even a part of the team, her contribution is only as much as the italian chef. Heck even reimi is more of a choice

[@blankingout2927]

Waffles the Wookie The Stardust Crusaders Jotaro had Star Platinum: The World. Even so, DiU Jotaro would likely lose to SC Jotaro, since SC Jotaro can stop time for a longer period of time.

[@nafan-lovetheairport-6601]

Blanking Out jotaro gives up strength for more time

[@skelzorcody3434]

Well, you guys know how obsessed with koichi yukako is right? Naturally any enemy of koichi would also be an enemy of yukako.

[@davidreyna6859]

Jotaro NEEDS to be in for Part 4. He was the MVP. :/

[@ellyv.w.6760]

Morioh warriors? WHERE'S THE DUWANG GANG?

[@BlueRockEye]

Elliot M'Lady dafuq is a duwang?

[@lucasj9966]

BlueRockEye it's beautiful

[@wafflesthewookiee4716]

Born_Confused_ C H E W

[@Noah-tg3vf]

BlueRockEye it's the original incorrect translation of Morioh made by Chinese students that people still use as a meme.

[@cooldude6651]

make everybody happy

[@yellowmelon5238]

We really out here downplaying magicians red

[@user-jk1sv3ns6z]

magicians red was one of the most simplistic stand ever. Fire shooter go brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[@fangiscool1]

@@user-jk1sv3ns6z That's the stardust crusaders. Jotaro punched stuff (before he got timestop at the end), Polnaref was just a worse version of Jotaro who poked stuff instead of punched it, and Avdol had fire. All basic. Only Joseph and Kak had stands that weren't extremely basic and neither were much for combat. Iggy got introduced later when more basic stand ideas were more exhausted.

[@xapollox1855]

Bruh I swear he cheated stardust crusaders and I think that it shouldn’t only be 1 win between them and part 4 they are just too much smarter and stronger

[@notjohncena6492]

@@xapollox1855 man literally decoded that dio coukd stop time Whereas Diavolos power was obvious And kira just contradicts himself by doing opposite of what he says like I kira wants to live a peaceful life Proceeds to kill every women he sees and take their hands Like bruh..

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Legit one of the most powerful stands in part 3, even strong enough to hold his own against Star Platinum. Probably the 2nd strongest in the SC team (including Iggy).

[@piluex2]

Why consider Yukako as part of the team? Other than kidnapping Koichi, she didn't do shit, not even fight against a minor enemy, I would've loved if she did, but she didn't.

[@sancami2519]

it was just to get 5 people on the team

[@lordgir2517]

She's the only other battle oriented stand user there for the team

[@BlueBlazeKing]

Well Yuya could’ve been an option but i’m Fine either way

[@superblanco444]

PogChamp Yuya

[@boergerplays8353]

lucio banaga high way STAR

[@amethonys8494]

Should've uploaded a spreadsheet showing exactly where the wins are. Not asking for actual reasoning, just seeing who you think beat who.

[@alexbubblemint2434]

Agreed. I was looking through the description to see if I agreed with some of the match-ups.

[@wuttatota148]

@@alexbubblemint2434 Yeah I get Jotaro, but who were those Fugo wins tho

[@danic_c]

I feel like, according to this team lineup, the Stardust Crusaders probably have the strongest overall Stands for combat (with a few outliers like Fugo, Rohan and Weather) and probably the most experience as they basically spent a month straight just fighting other Stand users including DIO who was incredibly powerful.

[@funnySIMON99]

Overall the Crusaders are the best team I think. I think that, as Stand User, they are the best even if some Stands from the other teams are stronger. I mean, Silver Chariot had absolutely no chances of winning against Cream but he still won and Cream is so strong it could easily be a main villain Stand.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@funnySIMON99 cream would make for an awesome main villain stand.

[@d4clovetrain900]

Passione fought nearly just as many in 8 days....

[@abelpajaniandy3595]

@@d4clovetrain900 Passione fought like 12 stands users : king crimson, 6 members of la squadra, clash, talking head, BIG, oasis and green days While the crusaders fought 25 stands : the world and 14 others tarots cards, 9 of the egyptian gods, cream and tenore sax Even if they had more time they fought way more and not the same amount at all (not counting the allies stand that they fought like silver chariot or sticky fingers and double fight like the return of hol horse and boingo)

[@d4clovetrain900]

@@abelpajaniandy3595 yeah i'm wrong, just rewatched the part. But the La Squadra itself can probably eliminate everyone in the Crusaders except Jotaro with SPTW.

[@christopherperrier9807]

Best are the OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS

[@pycckueopexu9043]

Hey, Jotaro, remember the trick with cigarettes? Show it!

[@ghostmangm3059]

mr. Joster

[@madas1435]

Jotar joku

[@thewanderingdoomed4883]

1.Oingo boingo brother 2.Hol Horse boingo combo

[@wi11ow8]

Anyone else mad at the English team for making Oingo and Boingos names dumb???

[@succ3861]

*ummm the horses are part of Johnny and Gyro's group?? THEY CARRIED THEM, LITERALLY*

[@daltonfilho835]

None of this matters when you remember that Speedwagon alone could defeat all those teams combined

[@troglodyte4207]

Not kakyoin Because no one can just deflect the emerald splash

[@thenightjackal]

Nothing matters when you remember that all of JoJo's takes place in Speedwagon's dream because he was too bored of omnipotence and needed some form of entertainment.

[@itsyaboi2.015]

Speedwagon :GER ? I eat that shit for breakfast

[@h3nder]

Speedwagon has the best stand, it's called Besto Girlu and it is basically King Crimson+The World +Star Platinum+D4C+Speedwagon himself, its hiden in part 1 cuz he'd never use it to harm others.

[@reurez7942]

@@h3nder he use it to heat other people He hide it using muscle making people believe the heat coming out of his muscle

[@firetarrasque4667]

6:15 I think you're underrating Iggy. We see him in *extremely* few fights where he's, y'know, actually trying. Both of those fights were against extremely powerful Stand users in Vanilla Ice and Pet Shop, with Pet Shop notably having the outside advantage of being able to fly, and Cream notably being well built for a matchup against a Stand that relies on reshaping materials. Plus, The Fool is easily second only to Star Platinum The World imo. The ability not only to reshape the Stand to Iggy's whim, not only to also control the nearby sand to Iggy's whim, but we see in the Cream fight that he can either dissolve *people,* himself included into sand to hide/move, or turn sand into a two-way portal. That ability just kind of pulls him over the edge into "Araki what the hell is this" territory.

[@20thcentury_toy]

But you know there is that part 5 bias

[@yarnhatter1632]

Joacy Neto I really don’t think Part 5 had that many notable fights really

[@faizadazene1894]

Not to mention underplaying Avdol, like legit Avdol has one of the strongest stands in the part. Also, he kinda unfairly ranked Fugo, there are few stands there that contest against Purple Haze.

[@valdemar-q7n]

Iggy cannot make people into sand. I don't know where you got that from. In the vanilla ice fight, Polnareff and Iggy hide inside some stairs iggy made of sand, because vanilla ice has made a hole in those stairs. But we never see him turn people or objects into sand. His stand is just made out of sand, that's his only power. It's strong, but not that strong.

[@falkfink]

@@faizadazene1894 aVdOl bAd bAse sTaTs sO mAgIcIaNs rEd iS tRrAsH

[@jevawoah]

the amount of wins isn’t really a good measurement of strength because: -there are not an even amount of battles in every part -the enemies’ average strength in every part is pretty different

[@chhite7590]

jevaqua I think you might have missed part of this. He’s counting theoretical battles between each group, not actual canon victories.

[@falkfink]

True. Part 3 stands are usually pretty straightforward and rather based on base power than overpowered abilities (e.g. Silver chariot who doesnt even have an actual ability) Part 4 stands are more balanced, often having abilities supporting their base power (e.g. chilli pepper) Part 5 stands pretty much are their ability most of the time (e.g. Metallica, Purple Haze, fisher man)

[@jericksbunyi9517]

I mean Time Stop is the most op abilty Oh you bout to throw a punch nah imma time stop boom get kakyoined kid Oh you shooting me? Cant hit something if they dissapear in the blink of an eye

[@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial]

Jericks Bunyi time stop is the most op ability huh? Made in Heaven: Spin: Speedwagon:

[@lain5858]

@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial To be fair Jotaro almost killed Pucci and Star Platinum is not even a requiem or a over Heaven stand

[@MikeDaddy]

Well the Duwang Gang is technically an entire city...

[@nrggvrn5576]

Josuke's mom would be a direct counter to Kakyoin

[@illuminator7709]

@@nrggvrn5576 omg genius

[@NiceO1]

@@nrggvrn5576 and she could maybe even catch Polnereff or Avdol of guard and could smash their heads against something ( Like she did to that one guy at the beginning)

[@sonicman9910]

@@nrggvrn5576 If that was a strong enough counter. Imagine the BT team with Lisa Lisa

[@melmus8574]

And the battle tendency gang is the entire Nazi army

[@raibeenah3007]

there is no way mista actually got 4 wins

[@gataansah8452]

Damn the irony

[@Langas_LVDC]

If Araki did that on purpose, he's a genius

[@gabrieleambruosi8953]

mreah Sale, Ghiaccio, Cioccolata and Scolippi

[@NeostormXLMAX]

I fucking swear he fought like 50 battles the most out of every character

[@abijahgrant7840]

@@NeostormXLMAX mista stayed getting action.

[@aldolibreri791]

I feel like Joseph’s Hamon abilities were really nerfed to help balance out the fact that his stand is a perfect complement to it. If Battle Tendencies Joseph had Hermit Purple, I think he would be insane in what he could really do. Especially since no other Stand user is able to use Hamon, Joseph would have an unfair advantage with how Hamon was used to affect the environment in parts 1 and 2.

[@ProjektTaku]

I mean, josuke or jotaro could knock him out with a single punch.

[@ranran2806]

Joseph in his prime fought literal gods and came out fine. I think he’d lose against star platinum without plot armor but would seriously give Josuke a run for his money, if not, beat him straight out. Josuke can’t heal himself.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@ranran2806 bro, crazy diamond is star platinum tie, and josuke is just as smart as joseph, if not smart, and that's not even including josuke being able to turn people into books. Joseph would be easily beaten by josuke and jotaro.

[@aldolibreri791]

@@ProjektTaku it’s not really a strength comparison. It’s more like the fact that with Hamon, Joseph can literally manipulate the ground his opponent is standing on my flowing his Hamon into it and having them lose their footing or keep them in one place. All Joseph has to do is have Hermit purple spread out everywhere and flow his Hamon through it and he suddenly has controls the entire room. They haven’t shown any restrictions on how far hermit purple can spread out, so this is entirely plausible. Hamon is able to boost Joseph’s physical abilities as well, so he has that going for him too. All I’m saying is that Joseph is highly underrated and underused in the show. He’s really only in the show as a comedic aspect to poke fun at and doesn’t have many great fights of his own.

[@ProjektTaku]

@@aldolibreri791 joseph, or any hamon user has never shown being able to flow hamon through an entire room, and joseph is certainly not skilled enough to do that. Also just because can extend hermit purple, it doesn't mean he can control a whole room with it. And even if hamon boosts his physical capabilities, he would still get destroyed from one punch by crazy diamond. Although I do agree he was kind underused in part 3, there's just no way he could be jotaro, josuke, giorno or even jolyne.

[@pedroroma933]

Josef could beat all of the teams using his secret technique. Run away!!!

[@sirchris6047]

Nigerundayo

[@aralfonso]

*N I G E R U N D A Y O, S M O K E Y.*

[@BoxieWoxie]

why the fuck does mista have *4* wins

[@thesupremenoodle911]

I’ve always liked Iggys stand and I’m real upset we didn’t see more of it

[@4dc302]

Iggy can beat boingo without his stand

[@chingelauria7415]

Who the dog?

[@khemically6124]

@@chingelauria7415 yes the dog

[@yamete_kudasai6969]

He's literally gaara

[@andrewgreen2059]

this is a really bad way to gauge how strong a group is.

[@psyplat7184]

*Hol up* "F U G O: 4 WINS" "M I S T A: 4WINS" ~~~NANI?~~~

[@badrulislam1699]

HE BEAT FATE, HES ALIVE!!!

[@carmenmenendezmathe1123]

AVDOL: 3 WINS

[@illuminator7709]

mista: 4 wins *unholy demon screeching*

[@goosnavslakovic4908]

Yeah I was like did we watch the same golden wind?

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Forget mista where did fugo's 3 other fights come from?

[@marcellofp7465]

The Morioh Warriors would obviously won if Rohan wrote on Okuyasu “Has 1000QI”

[@dragonheart1236]

That is a good point. Like "Okuyasu is very combat savvy with his stand" could very easily get them a win

[@lorddarkrai5753]

Has to be careful with Vanilla Ice though.Both of them can erase things.

[@hanjiplayer]

Also stone ocean wins if we include heavy weather. Dunno why he allowed jotaro time stop but didnt give weather heavy weather? Literally nobody has a counter other than rohan (writes on himself “cannot turn into a snail”) and rohan still loses to weathers normal abilities

[@presleytheanimegirl]

"Mista with FOUR WINS..." Mista: NoOoOoOoO.... why four?! that's bad luck!!!

[@sodaina4103]

*kills self

[@Paresa15]

Best team: JOTARO AND STAR PLATINUM

[@neko4069]

I liek Memez you spelt speedwagon wrong

[@enragedgrump6738]

Star platnum is close range purple haze is anti close range for everyone

[@fishonmydish7774]

Robert K isn’t purple haze just completely countered by magicians red?

[@Listed_Gamer]

@@fishonmydish7774 also star finger could probably reach fugo if his stand did use a capsule

[@fishonmydish7774]

Listed Gamer True, but that’s still cutting close for an airborne virus. Though since magician’s red and hermit purple with Hamon counter it completely, it isn’t really necessary. In all honesty, a lot of the main cast in part 5 can’t actually deal with the stand users from part 3, mainly because the part 3 stands are just basic and strong. Like Magician’s Red controls fire, Star Platinum makes up shit on the fly, make after images (justice fight), punch ftl (black Polnareff fight), has the strongest base stand ability, if not like third or second best in all of Jojo, and has the best stand stats literally ever, Silver Chariot is ftl and can mitigate damage with armour, Hierophant Green is a pretty good ranged stand with moves like the ‘20 meter emerald splash,’ Iggy’s stand being able to manipulate any sand particulate like gravel and such can be incredibly versatile, finishing off with Hermit Purple which isn’t the best but has Joseph Joestar as a user, someone who can think out of the box which fits him perfectly. Part 5 stands and their users have a good thing going for them, but a lot of them don’t have the raw power to get the edge on the Part 3 group since both groups have pretty decent strategists (leaning more in part 5’s favour here though).

[@lucasbaker2361]

Feel like you could’ve done groups of 6 SDC: Joseph Morioh Warriors: Jotaro Passione: Trish Stone ocean: Emporio

[@mikeysmyth6736]

Naw for the morioh warriors they can have highway star

[@lumalord3685]

I mean for S.O you're either using Weather Report and Weather Report but with a small child or burning down the house

[@natosen]

Stone ocean : also Jotaro 🤣

[@RokuHanmar]

Who would win in a fight between Jotaro and Jotaro?

[@natosen]

@@RokuHanmar i bet it's Jotaro

[@lonelyshpee7873]

*MISTA WITH 4 WINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* Edit: 4 replies holy shit

[@Albuskcus]

Lonely Shpee he’s weak

[@lonelyshpee7873]

Do you *really* not get the sheer importance of the number four?

[@Albuskcus]

Lonely Shpee he’s weak

[@hanjung6989]

Also tied 4th place in the team for wins, standing 4th place from the right in the poster image and this vid compares *4* teams

[@livingmaulana]

na ah

[@crystalqueen9711]

Yeah, it makes sense to count out Part 1 Speedwagon would beat everyone senseless

[@ilyEnzy]

"Mista have 4 wins" Me:oh no mista you might have badluck

[@josehernandez-di2vn]

Let's just all agree Hol Horse shuld of been a crusader

[@dimentiorules]

jose hernandez he would be too similar to Polnareff. The crusaders only need one womanizing doofus.

[@Specter053]

At least make him appear at Part 5 as a kind of a remorsed person, teaching Mista shooting shenanigans and redeming with Polnareff to be bros.

[@jodhod1498]

Zam yes, and we can also petition George lucas to get rid of jar jar Binks for the rest of the prequel trilogy.

[@alicethetransdalek7333]

*should have

[@Specter053]

Ah come on, it would be a cool idea, even if it won't happen.

[@itamarshef4423]

Hol-Horse and Boingo of course

[@xtrabutbetter]

Kira and Ambulance ofcourse

[@extrajeff2915]

No its Oingo and Boingo

[@armbirdy3182]

Boingo’s comic is just downgraded epitaph

[@LukeSkywalker6]

Part 1 and 2 were not included because of Speedwagon and Strohiem. Speedwagon has no weakness and Strohiem has German Science which is unbeatable.

[@SomersBugtopia]

Yeah but can these teams beat *ULTIMATE KARS?*

[@bernardosales1044]

The Hand Boom

[@SomersBugtopia]

Za Hando Vs. *Super Duper Kars*

[@pacman75713]

If the hand had a -smarter- dumber user, then the DUWANG GANG could easily defeat Ultimate Kars

[@bernardosales1044]

The Hand is so fucking strong. It's like an upgraded version of Cream

[@pacman75713]

You can literally fly with the hand without monologue "stand leaps"

[@ikerhollow]

Wait, mista has 4 wins? I can sense mista crying in a corner (just because mista and he 4 thing he has)

[@luongphamvan1411]

Took me a second to realize he said he won’t be doing parts 1, 2, 7 and 8 instead of “1-7 and 8”

[@artemispiratou5342]

Did you hear you got 4 wins

[@KieraQ0323]

@@artemispiratou5342 There's 4 parts he's skipping.

[@christopherdoney5499]

Kira and Killer Queen alone are the strongest team because *THEY ARE THE FUCKING STRONG*

[@brosephnoonan223]

Go back to reddit you anime only beta male, your stale memes belong in the ditch your parents dumped their hopes in dreams into when you were born. Read the fuckin manga, loser.

[@Romb772]

But the duwang translations are part of the manga

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

of course he is talking nonsense, he is a prophet of talos

[@christopherdoney5499]

Heimskr, Prophet of Talos First of all, I read the mango from Part 1-5. Second of all, your post gave me the will to live.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Tiagorpg mendes Lol I'm ur r real daddy xD

[@DaWoWzer]

I think we all know the real reason he couldn't include part 1 and 2, they would easily take the top spot simply for speedwagon along.

[@thesenate2078]

It would be unfair since they also have stroheim

[@sonicman9910]

@@thesenate2078 GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZA GREATEST IN ZA WORLD

[@javierrivera1686]

Bucciarati is amazing. The fact that you are surprised he’s there surprises me.

[@konnorkent8113]

How does Jotaro have 20 wins? There's 3 other teams, so shouldn't he only have 15 wins?

[@vyridian]

Konnor Kent I think he’s talking about during their part. For instance, jotaro never lost a single fight in SDC so he has 20 wins those being everyone he fought in SSC.

[@jettlaxholly]

Shenroe nah he miscounted and made a comment about it

[@sirchris6047]

He beat The Crusaders (Including Himself)

[@blackluna7385]

Sir Chris Jotaro > Jotaro fight me

[@gh0rochi363]

Then how would Hermes have 0 wins when she beat highway to hell and limp bizkit?

[@galactic9365]

You forgot ambulance in the DUWANG GANG

[@dailydoseofoofs5721]

If the abulance got involved it would've clapped Everyone else likes its your average tuesday. But only Speedwagon could oppose him

[@Beastofdestruct]

@4:19 - Rohan has an ability where he basically has to hold up a piece of paper, and it's GG. Even if enemies close their eyes, he could just blast them with heaven's door closer-ranged move. The result is the same. Turn enemies into book boys.

[@xtensioncordtv1969]

Why are you doing 1v1's when it's comparing the teams.

[@killermetal10]

Morioh Warriors. Audibly puking. Duwang Gang. 2000 iq.

[@yellowmelon5238]

I mean rohan could’ve just wrote “fucking dead lol” in everyone

[@twistymcyeet3765]

6:56 Part 4 in a nutshell

[@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial]

TwistyMcYeet Josuke was actually holding the other side of the weight aswell.

[@gayfrog6188]

now that i think about it.... he kinda did all (most) the work

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Mista has 4 wins. *_Heh, ironic._*

[@thepixarl4mp]

“I didnt include a certain evolution of a stand from part 5” HM I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE

[@kaenryuuart543]

Silver chariot requiem obviously

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

I kind of expected Passione to win this, but I was really shocked to see how low someone like Josuke was given how versatile he was when he used Crazy Diamond.

[@theflashgordon193]

Yes he is not op but really strong

[@raggedyexynos6826]

Vento aureo gang is just too op, even without requiem, theres Aerosmith for scouting, Sex pistol for sniping and ranged battle, and purple haze or whatever for sheer destruction. If the battle were fight to kill, they would definitely sweep the floor

[@pr6897]

Haha time stop go brrrrr

[@Kim-ux4to]

@@pr6897 haha requiem go N O

[@pr6897]

@@Kim-ux4to haha requiem go not included in the ranking

[@Aidan_Yao]

Kaleb IA: Mista has 4 wins Mista: *GRRRRRRRRRRRR WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@robinowie]

>Morioh Warriors Don'tcha mean the *Duwang Gang*

[@ihsaningersoll9232]

What is a win in this list? I assumed it was a battle that they won but that doesn’t sound right looking at the numbers.

[@ddipster9342]

Honestly bro this seems a little off

[@chhite7590]

DDipster Especially with Fugo and Avdol having such low win rates

[@federicoantonietti7851]

He had every character in that list fight against each other (of opposing teams I suppose)

[@Revenesis]

@@federicoantonietti7851 That is one of the most nonsense and arbitrary ways to calculate it ever.

[@federicoantonietti7851]

@@Revenesis yeah, I guess, go tell him, not me

[@Temonixs]

diavolo: "i see...your silver chariot didnt lose power from hour last fight, you also found out how to counter my king crimson...you can beat all those kids cant you?" Kaleb : "silver chariot, 4 wins

[@luigidabest4743]

Rohan is so unbelievably overpowered because Heaven’s Door has the potential for domination. Like he can write into Josuke, “Cannot take damage from Jotaro” and boom. Immediately takes care of one of the strongest stand users.

[@marethyu_77gamer93]

He could essentially make anyone godlike. Come to think about it he could delete, give and edit Stands

[@enzomeinert8134]

How could Avdol do so bad? He can mostly incinerate all projectiles and his enemies, and any close range stands wont really get close at all because of his fire. How’d he only get 3 wins?

[@lluviavega4687]

Jotaro is that boy in the group who memorized all the cheats of the game and never loses

[@DiegoXRA]

In my opinion Bruno is the most skilled stand user in the entire series .

[@chocobros1]

La squadra di ezecucione from Vento Aureo is the strongest team. No contest.

[@bug9591]

chocobros1 so why’d they D I E

[@malol6737]

esecuzione in italian.

[@chocobros1]

Lord Peepee because most of their fights were at a nunerical disadvantage. Also Nero only died fighting the main villain of the part

[@malol6737]

In my opinion Nero could beat giorno and the other gang members.

[@alfrink1c]

While i would say no contest that they are the strongest enemy team personally i think that they would be around the same level as Giorno's crew. The reason for this is because while they have some of the strongest stands in the series, Metallica, White album and The Grateful Death. They have some stands that are heavily situational depended, Babyface and Man in the Mirror. To keep it 5v5 i won't include Formaggio. And to tell the truth Pesci only got dangerous once his brother died.

[@nizuma_8341]

I feel like Magician's Red is a lot comparable to Aerosmith in power. So is the Fool but to a lower extent. The user can will Magician's Red to be as hot as it wants to be essentially melting literally every object at will and it has some decent range as well. The Fool similarly can summon as much sand as the user wills it to and thanks to the user being Iggy has incredible mobility as well as well as detection (unless the target happens to be in a completely different dimension). The Fool also serves as a great decoy stand. Also suprised Fugo got as less wins as he did having a stand like that.

[@piculra7441]

Jotaro, Dio, Kars, Kira. Jotaro, Dio and Kira use their time manipulation to protect Kars, Kars kills everyone. Rohan Kishibe, Jotaro, Joseph. Jotaro freezes time and drags enemy towards Rohan, Joseph restrains them, Rohan writes their imminent death. Stray cat, Kars. Kars can use hamon and is basically a god. Stray cat gives him all the oxygen in the area (Amounts that would be lethal to a normal human) and Kars destroys everything with hamon. Jonathan (most competent hamon user imo), Stray cat. Jonathan fills air bubbles with hamon, Stray cat now has a rapid hamon gun with infinite ammunition. Or Stray cat makes such a dense air bubble that it solidifies while full of hamon, now Jonathan can throw a hamon grenade. Jonathan, the 2 vampire knights, Wamuu, Polnareff. Swords are cool. Jonathan and Dio. A duo that defeated Joseph, Polnareff and nearly Jotaro too. Stray cat, Jonathan, Kars, Dio, Jotaro. Stray cat makes air bubbles, Kars and Jonathan fill them with hamon, Dio (Using the world) and Jotaro freeze time and push the bubbles into a position to make a wall of hamon bubbles. Tonio, Zeppeli, Caeser. Italian food is delicious.

[@piculra7441]

Dio, Jotaro, Kira. Kira activates Bites the dust, Dio and Jotaro activate the world at the exact same time as bites the dust. So they pause time while Kira goes back. They keep doing this over and over again. The first time, Kira, Jotaro from the past and Dio from the past get to the same time as original Jotaro and Dio. So this is an endless THE WORLD cloning time loop. And they’re multiplying. So basically Jotaro and Dio multiplying together for an infinite army of THE WORLD!

[@theflashgordon193]

everyone start in closed house accept team part 6. Wheater report use is abilty. end of story

[@charlesa1234]

I already knew from the start that Passione will be the strongest team, not counting Gold Experience

[@SillyWilly7-7-7]

Excluding GER, the stardust crusaders is stronger.

[@chase6453]

The real reason for parts 1&2 not being in here is because speedwagon solos everyone

[@Ssjb-bk6im]

And did you just say Mista has 4 Wins? Because he just got betrayed by “luck”

[@LRBowas]

I think I would want like a villian team competition.

[@troglodyte4207]

Bowas Boingo and Hol horse would dominate do there wouldn’t be a point

[@madsea6719]

Yep. Hol Horse just stomps everyone.

[@Mir0222]

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

ALLL THE DIOS

[@welshlout3400]

Shame that villain teams don’t appear consistently across the parts. One thing we do have is the enemy Tarot Stands vs the Nine Glory Gods and La Squadra vs Unita Speciale.

[@shaneomac8289]

Purple Haze is pretty underrated too, just like Aerosmith. Its virus could kill anything almost instantly within its range, it has a super strong barrage and it can launch its virus capsules super far away if given enough force without breaking it, so really its range is better than just close combat.

[@vforvontol]

abbachio: when you're the one who die for the team but instead, this video included fugo

[@lupin1676]

Mista: has more wins than Avdol Also Mista: ff..fouuu.. FOUR!?

[@sammuelmccall56789]

Heavy weather was the original weather report though so it isn’t really an evolution

[@letsanimateit1676]

stroheim best jobro and best team alone

[@triplejo1022]

*SEKAI CHI*

[@boergerplays8353]

i mean yeah i agree part 2 should've been in the team category i think they would've been at the bottom tho.

[@jehdje]

Stroheim (or Hitler) has a fucking army watching his back

[@RuhabDabeer]

No Okuyasu best Jobro

[@thepanthar]

german science