Kamala Harris Hits Trump Where It Hurts - The Economy - In First Appearance With Joe Biden

[@joymcguire]

Colbert cannot go on vacation!! It's ao hard to go without you! Stephen- you are, by far, the best host on late night TV!

[@ACKZink]

Yeah, Seth and others are no substitute at alllllllll

[@AnnieWarbux]

Trumptards are SOOO Jealous! Colbert Rocks! And the more Stephen runs his hands through his hair Trump sulks over the ten strands he has left!! 😂😁😂😁😂😁And you know its True!!

[@ACKZink]

@Margaret Ann Casey i mean Seth is ok, its just gotten worse with things like the sea captain 😒

[@ACKZink]

@Margaret Ann Casey id love if there was a colbert-stewart show!

[@IAmSuzyQ]

*What Trump's words really mean:* "Did you know" = I just learned. "Believe me" = I'm lying. "Fake news" = Stuff I did. "Many people are saying" = I said. "We'll see what happens." = I have no plan. "It is what it is." = I couldn't possibly care less.

[@Withjoyfulsenescence]

You are most definitely right.

[@kwats3000]

Lol Biden likes to sniff young girls

[@stephaniecoker1643]

i have forwarded this interpretation to all of my facebook relatives? frenimies? Nah, just evil peeps that need it. ty!

[@michaelschweigart3517]

@@kwats3000 and Trump likes to sexual assault little girls....I'm not going to specify the details

[@cloudrouju526]

I think you're giving him way too much credit.

[@cc1k435]

Grown-ups for Office in 2020! You had me at hello!

[@sheilac5319]

Still loving these episodes as if they were current!

[@aob6033]

So glad that people are calling out the misogynism in saying a woman is too ambitious. If we had this much honesty from the press in 2016 we probably wouldn't be in this mess.

[@jonb914]

No shit, what tipped them off that she was ambitious - that she ran for president a few months ago?

[@Funny_senior_moments]

You're a lying dog faced pony soldier! Liberals are mean, nasty, dishonest people.

[@libefiken1863]

She is a horrible person responsible for mass incarcerations and the destruction of entire black communities. A woman like her deserves the death sentence! Not Vice Presidency.

[@houndgirl7365]

LibeFiken let’s look at trump who stole from the American people, who terrorized his own citizens, and manipulated people in the dangerous mindset that the virus would just “go away”. Trump out of everyone needs to face the music he has stepped on our constitutional rights over and over again or are you going to gloss over how he approves of the governor of Oregon getting gassed because he stood by people who were completely peaceful? In my book all politicians are corrupt to an extent how else did they get there? Is it good? No but some have more boogeymen in their closet than others Trump just has a whole array of monsters under his bed that they ooze from the baseboards:/

[@incharak1927]

@@Funny_senior_moments trigger much

[@whiteswanlilly4119]

“Nasty” when spoken by Trump will become the new complement meaning excellent or something to that effect.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Yessss! 🎤👊🏾

[@Anotherpuppychild]

When it comes to him, positively yes! It already has. EVERYone know what he meant when he said this, even if he doesn't. It's not the first time he is clueless.

[@libefiken1863]

Whiteswan Lilly just like how "facts" and "common sense" became racist just because Trump speaks it.

[@emmarose3010]

Kinda like sick....lol

[@bernardhargraves527]

Whiteswan Lilly not likely. He means like nasty bitch

[@katemask3904]

I have to admit, I actually prefer the background snickering to an audience laughing 😌

[@Plafintarr]

Yes! This format is amazing!

[@mapleleaf0]

I think I like the phrase “background snickering” even more than the actual snickering.

[@shutingye3420]

+++ Q

[@mercerkiaan4377]

?

[@CwasTB1]

I love how your family makes you more playful and you are obviously making the best of the 5 months ! ty

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

It's hilarious hearing two people laugh at Steven's jokes. by the way this monologue is absolutely hilarious

[@Anotherpuppychild]

I know they crack me up too.

[@martinsmazonis2643]

Ok, now he got 4. Quite sad. I think he should quit politics, cause he is so one sided.

[@PhatAssObese]

@@martinsmazonis2643 i Agree. Nothing about this was informative or Constructive. Seemed more like a ad/Commercial to me

[@xESPplayer500x]

Hes not funny and you're idiot for thinking he is. Grow up

[@kriscarrdublr]

I liked once I heard the laughs haha

[@CrazyMuggleGirl]

Stephen and his wife are just so adorable, I love her stifled laugh and their chemistry, so frickin cute

[@dougstubbs9637]

Don’t throw the Book at them, toss the entire Printing Press!

[@ACKZink]

Throw them through the printing press?

[@melissalugo7553]

I literally laughed out loud🤣🤣🤣

[@l.a.gothro3999]

Dump the Library of Congress on 'em!

[@zarakikon6352]

On his head, when he can't dodge it !

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

The entire Library of Congress.

[@leslieviljoen]

Still loving the off screen giggles, so wholesome! I'm going to miss that when the dying is over.

[@gregsmith7809]

Oh shut up!

[@plece]

Snowden?

[@priscillafreeman2216]

Exactly what are you trying to say...who's dying and what is wholesome about that?

[@leslieviljoen]

@@priscillafreeman2216 pay close attention to whether I said any dying was wholesome or not.

[@Leonaza7]

She is intelligent and speaks in coherent sentences. I’m sold.

[@tonyabrookes9931]

Isn't it refreshing?!

[@sidilicious11]

Leonaza7 and she has heart and experience.

[@totalcontrol4205]

I'm happ, but seriously, it's depressing when the country of exceptionalism is reduced to getting excited about a leader being able to complete coherent sentences.

[@johnbrowne3950]

@De Z More like a fart in the wind.

[@johnbrowne3950]

@dans h Yeah, a real change after eight years of Biden as vice president. Real change. lol.

[@melindavargo4429]

Thank you, Stephen, for helping me stay as sane as possible during this downward spiral! ❤️

[@michelekett8450]

Harris calling out Biden during the debates makes her the right choice. He knows that she won’t hold back. Kudos to him for making Harris his VP.

[@AnjaDesign117]

Right? At least she won't kiss his ass like Pence does with Trump.

[@johnhodge1263]

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[@shadygirlxoxo]

@@AnjaDesign117 absolutely ♥️♥️♥️

[@commonsense571]

“Or just a pamphlet !” How ‘bout “Common Sense”?🇺🇸 Lord I can’t wait to VOTE!!!!!

[@x24agthorn29]

SHE'S whiney and mean?! That's Trumps entire personality!

[@296jacqi]

No, he said trump was “whining” that she was mean. You misunderstood.

[@ross-carlson]

@@296jacqi No, you misunderstand what x24 said - he's saying she's not whiny, if anyone is it's Trump.

[@johnhodge1263]

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[@johnhodge1263]

@Herb Liptow kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYLKn5mBabOLf9U

[@johno7617]

Vote Blue!!

[@CommentaryActivism]

*Let's put the UNITED back in U.S.A! BidenHarris2020!*

[@elvisisalive2716]

you meant like Seattle and California?

[@heatherdequetteville9184]

Commentary Activism not a bad campaign slogan. 👍

[@heatherdequetteville9184]

Commentary Activism not a bad campaign slogan.

[@mgodlevski]

I enjoy Evie. Hearing her laugh is even better than having a big audience. So much more genuine. You are totally rocking the at home late night thing btw.

[@5volts440]

Sorry, whos Evie? Im not familiar with the show that much.

[@Ava-fo3gc]

@@5volts440 Evie is his wife. She seems like such a sweet lady.

[@papercup2517]

@Margo Thatcher Thank you for sharing your opinion with us. Now I really want to hear Stephen reading it in a 'disgruntled Trump voter' voice. :-)

[@jacksuggs9078]

@Margo Thatcher - You must be so bored to visit this page, listen to the video, and leave your blockhead comment.

[@clickingcomments5110]

@@jacksuggs9078 so did you. Colbert does a terrible trump.

[@Hayu579]

Tina Fey did such a great job mimicking Sarah Palin, I'm no longer sure if the photo of Sarah Palin is actually Sarah Pallin or TIna Fey.

[@stoker1931jane]

I think Stephen really used Tina Fey's picture here ✌🏻😁

[@Hayu579]

@@stoker1931jane lol well that answers the confusion

[@violimo]

I hope SNL bring back Woody Harrelson and Maya Rudolf back as Biden and Kamala.

[@bbsy1]

Janet Stoker that’s what I thought lol

[@raynic1173]

@@stoker1931jane yup, 6:02, and no 6:08.

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

He totally doesn’t realize that most suburban women aren’t housewives anymore, does he?

[@elliehamilton6108]

Exactly! This statement is out of touch for many reasons!!! The one that really grinds my gears is he doesn’t understand that having a home maker in the family is luxury many middle class Americans can’t afford! Jesus! Having one person who is work and one person who stays at home is no longer the norm! You have to be so privileged, or make some very hard sacrifices! Jeez!

[@chuckkottke]

Yes, both the women's liberation movement and the need for two incomes per household to keep up with cost of living increases starting with Ronald Reagan and Newt Gingrich's Republican revolution causing the rich to get richer and the suburbanites to need more income to survive. Trump's family and Trump benefitted heavily from these tax cuts for the rich at the expense of workers in the suburbs.

[@bobsmith6953]

@@chuckkottke Anyone that has a small business that filed an 1120S or 1065 tax return benefited i.e. small pizza shops or your local self employed mechanic, as well as lowering all the tax rates into 7 brackets for everyone. Large C corporations ( 1120) were specifically excluded. You have no idea what you're talking about, you just regurgitate nonsense from a progressive late night comedian.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

@@bobsmith6953 Funny, my wife and I made less last year and paid more in real federal tax last year. Our taxes went UP. So, I don't know where you dug up that info, but it's obviously not true, at least not for us and most of the people we know. Far as I can tell the tax cuts went to the wealthy (small businesses in your example are probably hedge funds, old GOP trick, people picture a mom and pop store but it's really a billionaires social club). TLDR: bullshit. Also, nice non sequitur.

[@juliekay3662]

No he's thinking of the Brady bunch family. He has no idea what goes on in real life.

[@donnale3881]

I absolutely loved it when Joe laughed during the “whining” comment!

[@istrains.7653]

Loved the night Dems cried when Hillary lost . Burn....... Obama said Trump would never win....lol.

[@trumpanzeehunter2559]

@@istrains.7653 NEVER SAY A CHEATER CANT CHEAT AND WIN=TRUMP

[@jaqenhghar2970]

@@trumpanzeehunter2559 TDS never ceases to amaze me.

[@jaqenhghar2970]

@Walker Nicholas Barr or Greece. I'm pretty sure the founding fathers were aware that a mob mentality form of absolute democracy would not work. Thank goodness for the electoral college.

[@willromaine2252]

@Walker Nicholas Barr Ok, more delusional talk. And your point? Let's talk about the most obvious. Trump is the most incompetent president yet and has never said anything intelligently. Vote Biden cuz it's the right thing to do.

[@solazulnm]

“And then, like everything else he inherited...” 🍿🎬🍿📽

[@rawhall1265]

Ah, your kind of dogma I take it lmao lap up the propaganda boyo

[@davidlundquist1979]

@@rawhall1265 By definition, it's not propaganda if it's true. Also, "lmao" is not a punctuation mark, idiot.

[@stephdee3811]

@@rawhall1265 THEY'RE LEGIT FACTS. NOT PROPAGANDA............🤔🙄

[@simransimran9339]

@Zoltan Krekacs I don't mean to.put too fine a point to this...but it should be perish, not parish. Parish is a church thing...I think.

[@libefiken1863]

sol azul - esther he made several billions more of it. Lol! The phrase Trump Card exists for a reason. Because when it comes to trump, it's all wins baby!

[@JenShea]

Best Line "Why should you be the only one who gets to live in a time when you aren't president?!!" 7:25

[@majebrennan5668]

He calls all strong women who challenge him "nasty."

[@mk1st]

What will he call a woman who beats him? I can't wait to find out.

[@jarednovel]

The Democrats did 2 stupid things that caused the current economic situation< bear in mind that before Covid the US economy was booming with the lowest unemployment rates< Obviously this presented a challenge the democratic establishment in an election year < The two things that the Democrats did 1) Trump was pressured by the Democrats to shutdown the economy and that pressure is still on today> The stupid Dems have also refused to let kids go back to school . I wonder how an economy can grow when it is under lockdown/shutdown> Most Democrats led states have continued to frustrate businesses that wants to reopen. In Chicago , the city authorities have allowed the looting and smashing of businesses yet being so moronic and forgetful as sheep, they want to blame Trump for the mess they created > the Democrats share one thing with dogs < they shit where they eat 2 ) The Dems started race riots after they lynched George Floyd In Minneapolis (City run by Dems) < They burned down businesses, created insecurity in major US cities Like Chicago, Atlanta, New York, L.A and Seattle> Many investors were forced to shut down and relocate following the insecurity and calls to defund the police< the idiots have then blamed the resulting economic chaos on Donald Trump who has nothing with what happened to George Floyd

[@selenhernandez8433]

Unless it's his daughter Ivanka. Lol

[@Ric_Vicious]

@@jarednovel How are Democrats responsible for any of this, when they're not the party in charge, repud klansman?

[@foneybeeben1908]

@@mk1st Mommy

[@Alexandra31T]

Mary Trump's book mentions how "nasty" is also how Donald's dad described any woman that didn't fit their misogynistic image of women

[@karonsmith9740]

The apple didn't fall to far from the tree

[@ZechtMosh68]

I kind of wanna read that book after seeing Donald destroying america

[@ZechtMosh68]

@@karonsmith9740 if trump was the apple it will break the earth and keep going down deep into the earth

[@karonsmith9740]

@@ZechtMosh68 that's why we are tying to cut them limbs off vote Democrat

[@annmarieknapp]

Yeah, Trump among other things, isn't original. It had to have good old Dad's stamp of approval. He's still Donny looking for his "that-a Boy!"

[@BraxtonWise_1]

Biden chose a running mate who isn't afraid to call him out. I like that.

[@monmixer]

She is going to chew Pence up in a debate.

[@albertosillywhips7281]

Does she still believe his accusers?

[@fallogingl]

No one is afraid to call him out. What are you talking about? lol

[@forexcobar7273]

So did he

[@calicoD]

Kamala Harris said she believed women who accused Biden of inappropriate touching. And now she work for him....... Actually he (Joe) did chose a running mate who IS afraid to call him out

[@plasticvideo]

The single or two person giggle and chuckle works quite well. I'd keep going with that.

[@WowIndescribable]

"Three cents a handbag..." Good one that went by so fast!

[@gdept88]

I nearly spit out my drink when he said that.

[@iamelectric30]

I would of paid good money to watch Kamala absolutely destroy Trump in a debate, but I'll settle for his lackey Pence.

[@meganh4011]

She’ll still do a dig or many...she is quick & clever.🤗

[@stevembuku]

*would have

[@iamelectric30]

@@stevembuku thank you

[@ValerieJNorse]

@markmac -- Funny comment!

[@ValerieJNorse]

@markmac -- You too!

[@adrianrussell7769]

"Possibilities.... because Obama licked the 'Hope' donut." That's just good writing right there

[@craffte]

"Give me a break." Ooh. That's tough talk coming from a walking fireside chat.

[@suzybealand6406]

It is really hard to hear Trump talk after hearing Biden and Harris.

[@davidb6576]

We've forgotten what actual adults sound like...

[@Harrold-Ballasagna]

Psst....sleepy Joe

[@chantelsutton482]

Chris Juarez....Lying Trump.

[@reno7717]

@@chantelsutton482 psst...mass murder trump

[@libefiken1863]

Suzy bea Land don't even lie. We both know you've never actually listened to a single thing he's said.

[@rogersalyer7201]

Anybody called "nasty" by Trump should consider it as a badge of honor.

[@bryce8174]

I always thought the same way when disagreeing with liberals

[@paulford9120]

It proves how much she scares him. He's so thin-skinned it's pathetic.

[@bryce8174]

@@paulford9120 how is he scared, he was happy he picked her🤣

[@wissyabraham5788]

True that, because it's coming a nasty person himself

[@Si_Mondo]

Her name, Kamala, literally means horrible in Finnish.

[@spudmanii]

That one guy trying to hold back laughing at all the jokes behind the camera is my spirit animal

[@michaellorenz9956]

Yes yes yes! 10 thumbs up!

[@Research0digo]

:D That's his son. :)

[@spudmanii]

@@Research0digo That makes the whole thing a million times more wholesome :')

[@anthighlights8095]

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[@rockykoast7065]

One of your best Mr. Colbert. :)

[@alansmitheejr.]

Always thought it was Trump who is a "nasty" piece of work.

[@futahl.2061]

If you get called nasty woman by Donald Trump, it is a compliment. It means you are educated, intelligent, highly qualified and accomplished.

[@stellarim198gaming5]

Well trump is nasty .........Is their any problem ???

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

According to trump, you obviously aren't a good candidate if you are a nasty lying person, nope; you have to be a *TREMENDOUSLY* nasty lying person, like him... Please *VOTE* this time, USA, do what you can to save what remains of your country! VOTE BLUE, VOTE for Biden & Harris. You have practically the entire, anxious World behind you.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

@@futahl.2061 Exactly.

[@darthknightwingphoenix2081]

camelshit the whole world except Russia, but who wants or needs them? Other than Bashar Al-Assad, I mean.

[@toyuki1515]

“Nasty” is the snide, sneering condescension that Trump shows to female journalists.

[@vonniensd]

Toyuki1 I’m sure that’s the type of sweet talk that won Melanie over...just boys being boys...

[@davidlundquist1979]

"That's nasty," was apparently Fred Trump's reaction to learning that his granddaughter Mary wanted to go to law school. I can't help but wonder, what would it even mean, in that context? Not that a Trump needs to know what a word means in order to spew it all over the place...

[@Anotherpuppychild]

To women in general. he and his entire adminstration are mysogenists. As far as they are concerned, women should all be barefoot and pregnant and in the kitchen while working two other full time jobs so her darling misunderstood husband can drink beers with his white hooded Bros and bond.

[@TechMan042]

Only Rosie ODonnell! 😂

[@libefiken1863]

Toyuki1 your sexist much.

[@TracyAllenVideos]

I think a surge of Janet Jackson’s “NASTY” needs to be on repeat right about now 😂

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Hear..hear!!

[@mothom323]

I was thinking that same thing today!! That needs to be her next walk out song 🤣

[@ekdaufin1485]

Yesss! 🎤👊🏾

[@elizabethhoover4672]

Yes! : )

[@shapesrot]

There is one up already,just found it-kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3ytioN4g6dkj80

[@constantinechinwendu10]

"Why should you (trump) be the only one who gets to live in a time when you're weren't president!" I loved that one.

[@sunnydaze2359]

jason cole : Go away you fool .

[@kellym9190]

@jason cole That’s adorable that you actually believe that, and by adorable, I mean depressing. Unless you’re a troll, in which case, consider myself r/wooosh’d.

[@theph0enix24]

That's just his M.O, he always refers to women as mean and nasty, he's already proven he doesn't think very highly of women.

[@ingridwheeler3180]

Raven Austin · Intelligent Women know trump doesn't actually think at all.

[@seanbirtwistle649]

the only women who are nasty and mean are the ones he can't grope. im sure he's got a different beautiful word for the ones he can assault

[@zarakikon6352]

That's because they're easily way smarter then he is and they know what a Massive Creep he is !

[@sencrew5293]

MGTOW would like a word with you...

[@sencrew5293]

@Jeffrey Hinkel women don't even think highly of women. Listen to WAP for God's sake

[@KellseyAlexHipo]

When you attack a person instead of criticize the things they’ve done, you’ve already lost

[@piperdude1605]

@Denzel Harvey He beat Hillary

[@robertsneden7236]

Except when you're criticizing Trump, who has done nothing but fail in *every* venture he's tried. (with the exception of conning people into thinking that he's a very successful stable genius...)

[@PInk77W1]

Harris was picked to attack Trump. It would be racist if he attacked back

[@PInk77W1]

Robert Sneden he beat Hillary with a golf ball to the back of the head

[@SavageZebra67]

@@PInk77W1 have you heard is complaints about kamala thats deff not his problem. Your a moron. your gaslight just went out

[@chia_pet7121]

I wish they would add his wife's giggle to his applause tract. No applause, just her giggle as that feels more powerful.

[@OTElron]

If I've learned one thing from my marriage: "Suburban wives" don't like to be told what they "will do".

[@user-ll5oj4eo1g]

That's exactly what I thought! Yesss, please keep saying these things, we'll just see what happens in a few months..

[@marykaymcdade463]

OTElron we also hate being called “suburban wives”

[@OTElron]

@@marykaymcdade463 That's the reason for the quotation marks;).

[@garethdhaillecourt7784]

laughing...indeed...women in general no longer want manspaining.

[@kellym9190]

Red pill-trolls in the replies alert❗️ 🤣

[@ExiledGypsy]

Stephen must be the most amusing husband in the world. He is just too good.

[@bsarioz]

"Low income housing would invade their neighborhood" Very healthy dose of daily bigotry brought to you by the POTUS.

[@ValerieJNorse]

As Adam Schiff says, it's not even a dog whistle anymore, Trump's saying it so anyone can hear it.

[@MissPeachie]

Oh, he's a loud and proud bigot.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Not to be a trouble-maker, but should low-income housing necessarily be equated with non-white people?

[@shapesrot]

@Genta Yes,i look foward to the day when they build a nice new housing project in my neighbourhood.

[@libefiken1863]

Berk Sarioz it's called *Reality*

[@dunmatta2670]

I'll never get tired of Stephen's Trump impressions

[@clickingcomments5110]

@Peter Jones you mean hiding from the audience?

[@rustyhedge1021]

I love the giggles in the background from the crew xD Please let them be there giggling in all future shows!

[@Z1nny]

That's his wife Evie giggling not the crew.

[@kellym9190]

@A_zinne She’s on the crew, even if it is just for moral support 😋

[@Uriel238]

_Nasty_ seems to be our president's go-to descriptor of women who scare him.

[@spitymaeh]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any respect for women at all.

[@lorrainevanlelyveld8065]

Agree

[@edeledeledel5490]

You, you, you're NASTY! I, !, don't like you! He's like a three year old having a tantrum.

[@zesty9815]

As opposed to "beautiful," as in "beautiful world wars".

[@doh4828]

Exactly

[@alexkatsaros6180]

This woman is educated, is forthright and experiensed the right persibling for VP. Looks, skin colour, does notcome into the equation. Good luck Kamala!

[@sonnyred6852]

Denial is an ugly thing.

[@trevisonclark7135]

She is so forthright she is helping a person she called a racist, sexual predator become president.

[@alexkatsaros6180]

I'm talking about Kamala not the old guy! To put it nicely

[@unreal4202]

Alex Katsaros yea so is he. She slept her way to the top.

[@RHINOTEJAS]

Yet Biden picked her because of color and gender. It doesn’t get any sexist that. Btw, she is not even Black.

[@katla_phc]

Trump: "she is the most liberal person in the Senate" Me: fully expecting Bernie Sanders to bust through a wall to yell at Trump

[@nihilinteritCH]

katherikelly she’s more progressive than sanders

[@ninedaysjane2466]

Based strictly on their voting records from the previous session, Elizabeth Warren is the most "progressive" member of the Senate. Bernie's an ideologue who does what's best for Bernie. Kamala is a real progressive, which is reflected in her easily accessed voting record. That's why it's so incredibly frustrating when Stephen disingenuously uses a meaningless term like "establishment Democrat." He knows better but I guess pandering to millennials and zoomers is more important than being honest.

[@markreierstad2418]

As if that in and of itself is a bad thing.

[@brandonbanks4394]

Dressed up in a outfit of a red glass pitcher with saying ?Oh yeah!?

[@susanma4899]

@@brandonbanks4394 That one took me a second :D

[@delhiacademics1077]

Stephen is simply great!!!! fantastic sarcasms!!!

[@Dayglodaydreams]

The "suburban" housewife thing reeks of classism too.

[@jmm5510]

Yes it does! I live in a suburb of Detroit and the two apartment complexes near me are low income..not many minorities live in them 🤔 Ppl better pay attention to his 🐕 whistles 🤪

[@chrissiek8706]

@@jmm5510 that was not the dog whistle, more like firetruck siren

[@sharongamble9854]

Really? Have you met them all? You're the one using "classism" . The Democrats don't stop thinking about the "class" and race of people. Colbert brings both up all the time.

[@maemersy7107]

When I heard Trump saying the word "NASTY". I think he was referring to himself.

[@teetimewisdom90]

When Stephen yelled, throw the book of stamps at him, idc, prosecute him! I laughed so hard, I fell off my chair! 😂

[@matt6360]

Tee Time Wisdom maybe you crushed it under your immense blubber.

[@ZechtMosh68]

Or even impresaionating the president, those are hillarious also

[@WHEREVER-I-ROAM]

There's nothing funny about this guy Grow up SOYBOYS

[@ZechtMosh68]

@@WHEREVER-I-ROAM don't be so rude, is it wrong to express my opinion ?

[@teetimewisdom90]

Adhitya DeswaraPutra absolutely he’s the funniest to me! Love Stephen and his show, he’s pure wit and comedy! Good looking too! Jmo

[@oldschooloc2110]

Stephen, please consider playing Janet Jackson's "Nasty Girl" every time you speak of mr trump calling a woman "nasty." It's just so right!

[@joereichlin258]

Oh THIS please!

[@dkvrmrq]

Janet's song was "Nasty". Vanity 6 did "Nasty Girl".

[@velvetvelvet4899]

@@dkvrmrq both are great; (I like vanity6 more. wink)

[@oldschooloc2110]

@@dkvrmrq Oops! My bad! I stand corrected. Thanks.

[@maryharris5121]

Exactly what she did to Black men .To far to the crooked left.

[@FlameAdder]

"Nasty woman": misogynist code for "woman I fear"

[@Jason-nn2ik]

So there are no Nasty women?

[@dete503]

Or what she is... a nasty, Horrible Harris.

[@thomrobitaille3942]

"...And like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground..." Ouch!

[@MichaBerger]

But it's not true. Despite a YUGE epidemic, the yugest, a lot of the metrics are still up there. The president can't control employment to the extent that a pandemic would have no impact, but somehow despite this, the Dow is near peak? And remember, if you have any retirement money from a pension to a 401k or the like -- that's YOUR money it measures.

[@keyman6689]

Yeah, pack of lies. He turned it around after Obama. Covid19 ran it into the ground. But it will bounce back as long as we keep him in office. It's already not as bad as what has hit other countries.

[@eligideon9532]

@@MichaBerger most his business are bankrupted..so it is true

[@sparky7915]

@@keyman6689 It is no lie that Trump has gone bankrupt many many times. In fact Bloomberg once stated that Trump would have made more money if had invested his inheritance in mutual funds and done nothing but fingerpainting. It is also fact that Trump cheats on his taxes. It is also fact that Rex Tillerson stated that "Trump is a f**king idiot!" There are many others who think the same. It is a fact Trump started a trade war with China and he lost. He bankrupted lots of farmers. Also Trump is doing next to nothing to contain the virus. ETC. Kamala Harris is a university graduate with a law degree whereas Trump is the class clown.

[@Apfelkind4000]

Micha Berger You still think, the Dow Jones is an indicator for real economy and benefits the average people? 😂😂😂

[@PitFriend1]

Maybe it’s because normal and effective leaders don’t just surround themselves with yes men Mr. Trump?

[@Mardasee]

Normal leaders? Haven't heard of any since George Washington.

[@anitapita6548]

"... three cents a handbag." I'm crying!

[@gwen731]

As someone who used to live in low-income housing that is SO offensive...

[@sadaqahgreen7440]

Lo Ki TOTALLY AGREED!!! Crooks of the WORST KIND 😡😢😡

[@michelekett8450]

Gwen731 what trump was like as a landlord is behind his comments. Low-income housing dies nit mean substandard it is absolutely essential in every country. Europeans rarely own houses because the governments supply good quality housing and control rents.

[@intercat4907]

As a decent homeowning American who believes in We the People, I am outraged. My success doesn't depend on standing on other people. You're my neighbor somewhere in America, and so is the person living in your old home. Thank you for posting.

[@brandonedwards5306]

@@michelekett8450 communism

[@danieb4273]

What some people fail to understand is simple math....a person can work very hard at jobs some people think they are above. Our system allows an unfair wage that can not sustain a person's life let alone a family. At $10 an hour that's $400 a week at 40 hours a week. After taxes you bring home maybe $320ish. 320 x 4 weeks is $1280. Now if your rent is $1000 a month you tell me how that individual is supposed to make a fair living? These heartless monsters just say well work 3 jobs dont sleep or eat and definitely dont have kids, and you'll be fine. The system is more than broken, and these judgmental folks who have never walked one half step in the average person's shoes just look down thier noses and judge judge judge.

[@michaelf5034]

I love when Trump calls a woman or anyone else for that matter “Nasty”. Seems he didn’t call Ghilain Maxwell nasty, or any other of his criminal buddies. Someone who does her job is bad mouthed where a person who deals in human trafficking gets well riches from Trump.

[@wendyp8488]

Very well put Micheal F ⭐️

[@joergmaass]

Well, he has to be grateful to the people who allow him to screw girls who are as old as and look like his daughter...

[@thunderousapplause]

i think hes on,y referred to women as ‘nasty’, never uses that adjective about men. huh. misogyny is a yuge plank of the republican party platform

[@nancygibson604]

He was in that mess with trafficking

[@robertmelvin5203]

Trump has never called Betsy [Cruella de Vil] DeVos "Nasty". As Trump says, "isn't that right precious".

[@modern_eel]

i love every Colbert show, but I am desperately looking forward to the day where I don't have to listen to his impression of Trump anymore. Its too accurate.

[@averywho6430]

It’s weird how Stephen sounds more like Trump than Trump does

[@pamr.429]

I loved the use of Tina Fey's impersonation photo in place of the floof from Alaska.

[@maxtracker2904]

The governor of Alaska proposes “war strategy”?

[@something709]

Senator Kamala Harris will absolutely destroy Mike Pence! I only wish she could also debate tRump :)

[@bresonik9]

harris will get cancer now

[@arysnaza9329]

She will chew him lol

[@_The13thDoctor_]

She will prob outlive you lmao.

[@arysnaza9329]

@@bresonik9 karma strikes u with cancer

[@JesusRamirez03]

Pence will scream “Mother!”

[@momszycat4148]

I think the fact that Harris called Biden out during the primary is a good thing. And that Biden respects her for it is another good thing. I'm sick of yes men and enablers which is now the whole lot of republicans. Just vote blue,ppl. We need to overwhelmingly win because you and I both know Donnie is going to claim it's rigged when he loses. He still doesn't accept the 2016 popular vote. This needs to be a loud and clear message,you're fired Donnie!

[@littlechange540]

Biden doesn’t know who hell Harris, Biden doesn’t know anything. Biden is just a half wit who does what he is told. She was appointed by Obama, so Obama has control of the White House when they kick Joe out because of his progressing dementia. No way Biden makes 4 years, he can’t read his own notes, even in an edited video. How bad is Biden

[@rajabuta]

Just put biden on the man, woman, camera, tv test

[@AnjaDesign117]

Awww poor littleportrait and poor Little Chance , don't worry, you can visit your brainless idiot of a leader in jail after he is thrown out of the White House. Because for sure they are gonna go after him for all the crap he did. Poor little babies.

[@michaelvan-oosten2915]

@morgothra1 Why are they trolls? Just because they don't support Biden and Harris, a women who accused him of being a racist sexual abuser? If people want to support Trump it's their right to do so, whether you like it or not. But I guess in today's world it's you have to believe what I believe or your just plain wrong, right!

[@michaelvan-oosten2915]

@morgothra1 Ladies and gentleman, this is a troll. Thanks for making a perfect example out of yourself.

[@stargazer5073]

Lovin' Biden's running mate! Smart choice

[@johnortiz7496]

Thank you i had a good laugh as always ur amazing at what you do sir thank you.

[@gus.smedstad]

“Overly ambitious” is a go-to phrase meaning “doesn’t know her place.” Some men are going to say that about any woman who runs for President or VP. Trump, of course, has demonstrated over and over that he doesn’t think women should be allowed to be reporters, let alone VP.

[@ladyj.klmnop]

And who exactly is the Trump Adm press secretary... A WOMAN REPORTER. You lose!

[@talltrini10]

@@ladyj.klmnop with Trump as president, we all lose

[@stephanies3246]

Joyce Everson Are you talking about Aryan Barbie? Trump only likes women in subservient roles. Like getting behind a podium and lying their ass off on his behalf.

[@fixingtogofishing]

Joyce Everson and she’s way better than the last one. They can’t blame ONE guy for the spread of the pandemic LOL

[@laurent1144]

@@fixingtogofishing "the buck stop here"

[@TheHergeea]

This one was a demonstration of why Stephen Colbert is so successful

[@itsobvious5333]

How

[@martinmalenak366]

if u get the chance to do something worth the while for 30/40/50 years than it will provide u with the XP u need to be able to do things on auto-pilot. Basically u r praising somebody for something u could be praised for, if u would have gotten the chance, or would have pulled your finger out of your ass in the right time.

[@TheHergeea]

Martin Malenak the hostility in your comment is not commensurate with the benign nature mine. I hope you are ok. I wish all the best to you.

[@rvpstudioscanada3991]

When Trump leaves office, the *CHILDISH* name calling will stop.

[@Ittybit2003]

No it won't

[@bernardhargraves527]

rvpstudioscanada probably not

[@meowmeow5087]

Unfortunately, he's gonna be dumping tweets from his toilet even after his presidency. 😞

[@jayweh]

at least from inside the white house. trump will be a pain in the ass though until his last breath on earth. whiny, blaming, grumpy. oh and corrupt.

[@rato7718]

no it will not!, in jail his name would be bitch baby

[@atuck6082]

Personally I'd love to see Harris demolish Trump in an argument or debate.

[@taritabonita22]

Yes and we all know she will demolish Mike Pence ✊🙃

[@Limo_wreck]

A Tuck Harris would get obliterated by Trump. She didn’t even do good in her own primary debates during her short run for President this year. She is a total idiot and so is anyone else who supports her

[@alexjohnson5249]

Harris is a corrupt cop who couldn't hold her own in a primaries debate

[@WatchTheTitles]

As long as she starts with ""America, let's stop taking medical advice from #DrinkBleachDonnie!!! "" everything will go smoothly

[@susanma4899]

I can hear it now: "Kamala, that's a very nasty question..." Harris: "Yes it is. Now answer it."

[@cidb.212]

Nasty? Well, he would know; he's the expert on nasty.

[@MsAbyss123]

I don't think he is smart enough to be nasty. He is more petty and whiney.

[@sierraguru6942]

Even before covid-19, anyone who shook hands with Trump immediately started looking for hand sanitizer.

[@jflack6]

Look up Kamala’s record with putting us in jail for marijuana and truancy.

[@alexr.138]

@legendhasitstudio you are uniformed. BLM didn't burn anything, that was random looters and rioters. Even if they were affiliated compared to Trump burning down our country a few buildings is nothing. Neither Biden nor Harris are for defunding the police; you're just wrong

[@alexr.138]

@legendhasitstudio she was an attorney's general that was hard on crime and Biden helped write the 1994 crime bill.... Give me a break bud

[@blt4life112]

🤣 The guy who is barred from all funerals thinks other people are "disrespectful".

[@SitesThatSuck]

Being barred from leftist funerals is an honor!

[@DOLfirst]

@@SitesThatSuck 🙄

[@kenbrown2808]

@@SitesThatSuck he's also been disinvited from conservative funerals.

[@MistyMjolnir]

Man "Sleepy Joe" isn't even an insult. I'd love a good 8 years of relaxation and sleepiness after these past 4 years. Would be a nice break.

[@lexyortiz5412]

I'll take boring as hell for the rest of my life over the last 4 years with baby huey trump.

[@MistyMjolnir]

@Sinatra OG Yeeep.

[@sethbritton6970]

@Sinatra OG as opposed to the bleak joke the last five years have been.

[@jamesw1698]

LoL, you people need babysitters.

[@ronaldsmith6871]

That Would be a nice Bumper Sticker!! Get a patent?and I'll order about a Hundred!! Free Shipping😷🙏😷🙏

[@akmediascope]

oh that joke worked all right! laughing my __ off!

[@phillipridgway8317]

Being called "Nasty" by Trump is a real badge of honor... reserved only for strong women who unsettle and worry him!

[@martinmalenak366]

dude, if the censorship on your asses wouldnt be this high already, he would most probably use more drastic words, but him being an well educated man with manners, he is not going to fall that low to call her out for what she really is. Not yet anyway, when a innocent word like nasty already provokes tension for no obvious reason. Because the obvious reason is that Trump is targeted by the medias to edit the viewing material so it fits to their narrative. Thats a common thing by now, dude. How much would it insult u being called nasty by anybody? I would like to know. Because according to me, words only hurt as much as u let them!

[@sophierobinson2738]

Martin Malenak He's never backed down before in saying worse before the camera.

[@sophierobinson2738]

LAWRENCE Certainly no worse than mr impeached.

[@martinmalenak366]

@@sophierobinson2738 Like what??? u better give an example, to get some sympathy out of me for prossecuter Harris.

[@martinmalenak366]

@LAWRENCE Good stuff u r bringing out as well to these zombies! Thanks for reminding me about Clinton impeachment, that he bribed Lewinski with her very own talk show if she changes narrative. LoL, if that would happen nowadays, it would have bigger repercussions i would think.

[@nicolebragg1171]

"Like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground." MA'AM I NEED A MOMENT TO SAVOUR THAT LINE.

[@blowfish1059]

Except didnt Obama himself state that the new status quo would be a lower economy? "How is Trump gonna bring more jobs? With a magic wand or something?" Trump actually improved the economy until the pandamic hit.

[@Dd-xt8hc]

Why are the Democrats keep saying they want America back. Then act like an American citizen than a follower of socialism, fascism ,terrinany anti American

[@missliss2581able]

Blowfish105 all he did was ride the growing economy he inherited. A market correction and then his abysmal handling of the pandemic is what crashed it. So she was absolutely correct, he did nothing to improve the economy except leave it alone. As soon as something happened that required him to act he returned right to his inept, incompetent form

[@stevep927]

@@missliss2581able Is that why GDP dropped a full point in 2016 vs 2015 ?

[@clickingcomments5110]

@@missliss2581able ive seen the graphs. Ive seen the v shaped recovery. You are wrong

[@meranger92]

He has chosen possibilities, because Trump can not pronounce it. Too many syllables.

[@elizabethwhite1068]

Lol!! Man I needed this laugh.

[@timbeaton5045]

yep. I doubt if trumpo has even heard the word "polysyllabic" let alone how to... a) pronounce it, and b) know what it actually means.

[@elizabethwhite1068]

@J R 😂

[@matthewryan4844]

How does Trump want Biden to campaign? Monosyllabically. When does he want it? Instantaneously!

[@turkosicsaba]

One veep is all it takes, Take the White House with me, Possibilities... Kamala's all you need.

[@HarmsenMarcel]

I love America. Never a dull moment. And when the shit hits the fan we will come to your rescue. Like you did for my country 75 years ago. Take care great people of America!

[@deborah3250]

we desperately need rescuing. 💚

[@viking90706]

Corruption comes from within, why do you think all the attacks on Trump, think about it. Both party's are corrupt, and Trump is fighting for me, I belong to neither party.

[@girlwhomustnotbenamed4139]

@@viking90706 Congratulations on being a 1%-er. I assume, since there is no other case where Trump is fighting for you.

[@charlesljones2454]

@@viking90706 yeah right he's fighting for you . Are you wealthy. If you aren't you're an idiot.

[@charlesljones2454]

@@girlwhomustnotbenamed4139 poor soul. If he doesn't know that he is lost.

[@7rob27]

Advice from Palin: Don’t do or say anything I did or said.

[@kit3131]

Palin was part of Mccain's downfall really. She had so many scandal at that time

[@_The13thDoctor_]

McCain might have actually won if he hadn’t picked her for VP.

[@ringoringo8000]

And Biden just picked the black Palin... uuugh

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

It would have been interesting to hear from Geraldine Ferraro, who was the FIRST woman running mate for a major party (with Presidential candidate Walter Mondale in 1984). Sadly, she passed in 2011.

[@7rob27]

Ringo Ringo Wow, your ability to characterizing people absolutely wrong, makes you a perfect Trump voter.

[@Yingkoos]

I think Stephen has gotten better during this pandemic.

[@debrathornquist2465]

U are one of the few. Something about the audience adding laughter helps his show immensely.

[@jareya]

I totally agree, he's gotten better.

[@simpleplanfan011]

I find him funnier without the audience.

[@delangeh]

Sucks

[@joe567]

I find his TDS disturbing!!!

[@omambianelson4853]

Trump lost his hateful fire he sounds like an old record...

[@LolKid15]

And you guys lost your souls a long time ago. supporting pedos omg u guys are sick

[@RobertEskuri]

He's out of Adderall. He'll be back

[@PJFox-lo8pi]

I can't get enough of this show! Stephen, you are a gem!

[@miriambucholtz9315]

I saw that appearance on the news this evening and it was a breath of fresh air to hear two people speaking and making sense for a change. You bet I'll be voting. Just the thought that they could be our next leaders makes me feel like America is about to rouse itself out of a forced hibernation that is the equivalent of a 4-year-long fever dream inspired by a spoiled little rich brat.

[@terrellrobinson3286]

Trump's miniscule vocabulary is absolutely terrifying.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

Trump knows words, he has the best words... He just doesn't know what they mean, when to use them, or how to spell them. 😬

[@TankUSA]

His vocabulary isn’t the only minuscule thing that’s terrifying about him.

[@Gitanarosa]

Terrell Robinson 4th graders have double his vocabulary.

[@lenkacfk7155]

It's especially horrible after hearing Kamala speak - the contrast hits hard...

[@lisa408t]

No way trump can actually read at a high school level

[@Leonaza7]

Every woman Trump is scared of gets the "nasty" label.

[@iamelectric30]

Hopefully she gets nasty with Pence during the debate.

[@cc1k435]

Over every question he doesn't like or can't answer without getting into trouble or exposing his own ignorance. Once in a while it's aimed at a guy, but I've kind of starting wondering since a year or two ago if the press isn't sending more women on purpose, just because he can't handle it. Somebody knows what they're doing in that press conference, at least. ;)

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Pence will have to debate her from a different room...Mother won't approve of them sharing one stage.

[@AnnieWarbux]

Whenever he calls a Good Woman "Nasty"... I think of Janet Jackson.🎶🎵🎶

[@mornique13]

Old Man Duff lol

[@SweetLilWren]

I have loved Stephen Colbert for literal decades n with his salt n pepper hair n the way it sits from his part, makes me miss my dad

[@adiman6452]

Someone should start selling “ I am Nasty” T-Shirt soon...

[@lilaclizard4504]

hmm pretty sure they did sell "Nasty Woman" t-shirts back in 2016 in response to his attack on Hillary with this, so could just get them back out :)

[@earthn1447]

@@lilaclizard4504 Yes, and all us women with a brain should wear them.

[@jamesharms748]

"I'm nasty and I vote"

[@rstritmatter]

@Charlie T. Brilliant. Count me in.

[@cazyrich69]

No my first name is not baby it’s Camila miss Harris if you’re nasty

[@animemusiccompilations9816]

Trump: “She’s over ambitious!” Me: “Uhhh you went from Tycoon, president, dictator with secret police, and whiny baby in need of a thesaurus for insults. I’d said it be vice versa.”

[@Gitanarosa]

The more he attacks her, the more he shows his fear.

[@Gitanarosa]

Lou Hayhurst I think she’ll make him cry

[@thebigpicture2032]

She will tear Pence apart.

[@Gitanarosa]

The Big Picture no contest. Not even fair.

[@Gitanarosa]

Sinatra OG she’ll whip him like patent for a dance

[@mrn7356]

VERY TRUE. FEAR WILL NOT SET YOU FREE.

[@wesbrunhoeber9623]

Oh snap, Connecticut. Now that's a power move.

[@eme.261]

Stephen's too bloody funny, right now. He got funnier during quarantine and is killing it.

[@kelleybrown1666]

To Senator Harris: do not listen to Sarah Palin.

[@kenbrown2808]

other tips Palin could give: -learn the name of a news magazine before claiming you read them all. -don't brag about how christian you are if you're then going to have to admit your daughter is pregnant by the boyfriend you invited to move into her bedroom.

[@Shandryl74]

Exactly. If it weren’t for her, there may have been a President McCain.

[@jv-lk7bc]

to everyone: do not listen to sarah palin

[@kenbrown2808]

@@jv-lk7bc is that in a sense of "if we ignore it, maybe it will go away"?

[@kelleybrown1666]

@@Shandryl74 I agree. Just imagine a McCain presidency. Thanks Obama! I'm kidding, but McCain was a wonderful American. I wish he was alive. That is one republican I'd vote for now!

[@CaesarBro]

No wonder he's failing. He's only working in the Oval Office part time, the rest is spent on Twitter and watching TV. WTF?!

[@simonjmarlan]

...don't forget all that golf, and calling Fox news to chat for so long that they try and get him to hang up.

[@Vristatos789]

Remember when he slammed Obama for taking vacation days while he’s barely working at all?

[@Ccthomas-ks1hn]

remember obama doing the same shit and taking time to appear hip and cool in chicago sports lol

[@redsays5767]

Not to mention Biden doing interviews in his basement.

[@guylacroix3986]

...and on the golf course.

[@goatuscrow4135]

God bless Stephen Colbert and God bless America

[@sol029]

I sure hope they go with "possibilities and transmogrification" can you imagine Trump trying to pronounce that word?!

[@mooreandless]

Lol!

[@pathof7494]

sol029 yesss! Trans....mohhh....frigation! That would be Drumph.

[@madmikey256]

Trump train is going to steam roll right through you idiots. Can't wait for all the libtard tears to flow.

[@daveslaughter5706]

Since Donny Doughboy thinks he is such a manly specimen, he should challenge Sleepy Joe to a bike race to prove it.

[@copernicofelinis]

Dude, Biden should just dare Trump to close an umbrella.

[@ayushdutta8050]

@@copernicofelinis hahaha .. Donny cant even walk cant even drink ... Htf is he alive ?

[@w0ttheh3ll]

that'd be fun!

[@ferretfriend5458]

Omg that would be hilarious, bet big arse can't even get on one 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sandrajohnson2489]

Donald Trump couldn't even GET on bike! It would take more than ten secret service agents to hold him up.

[@krisfrederick5001]

Kamala smells Pence's blood in the water......and I love that they showed a picture Tina Fey.

[@chrissiek8706]

I thought, damn, that looks like Tina, were she and Palin really that look alike?.. 😅😂😅😅 In my defense, i had please not seeing or hearing about Palin in years 😅

[@krisfrederick5001]

@Frank White Sure, that one.

[@krisfrederick5001]

@Frank White I prefer Frank Black, he had talent.

[@srosemarya]

You go Madam VP!!!😁👍