Kamala Harris Wants Trump Rattled at Debate, Strategizing Ways to “Poke the Bear” | The Tonight Show

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[@hughjorg4008]

Last week KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !! !

[@OldPanterka8]

Only to december 😂😂😂😂

[@MiketheDoorman-fc5tx]

So Who Produced this Bullshit as far as Markets? Ours Is Lower than Most as far as the IDIOT TRUMP that Killed our Economic Structure would Portray

[@starkravingralph]

​@@OldPanterka8 so they say. Remember I believe a new quarter starts soon so it may be cheaper next quarter. Start looking ahead y'all keep sticking to the Past. Inflation has always been a thing get used to it. And price gouging is because of the supermarkets and the CEOs depending on how much the CEOs want at the back end at the end because it's not as expensive as it was and they don't need to raise the prices, they choose to so if you vote red but you can't afford to you messed the whole thing up for everybody including yourself if you are not in the proper bracket. This voting season comes down to money so you need to vote for yourself and the country not for wealthy people to continue to get away with not paying into the system, firing whenever they want anybody they want for hiring someone at a cheaper price, anything, anything regulations need to be enforced and even locally police officers need to fine and ticket people who litter when they see it happen they choose to ignore it, that's based on the conversations I've had with police and observations I've had with police around my city but then people complain that nobody has any money. Well think about who you're voting to keep the money. Unless you're like in the millionaire bracket dude you got to vote for your pocket this time whether you like abortion or not or any other issue, I never go against my values but I have to every time now and it's not against my values my values are conservative liberal Progressive I'm an independent registered independent and everyone is different so nobody should just be pretending this is sports. This is serious and people need to get serious about it

[@justjayna2001]

so did Kroger!!!

[@wanderer0617]

And executive with Kroger admitted they raised prices on milk and eggs during inflation. Exploiting inflation!

[@76carmel]

83 hot dogs in 10 minutes? I don’t think I have ever had 83 hot dogs in my whole life.

[@balajay8921]

Same here!😂

[@teve90]

Talk about the ass-blaster 3000..

[@Littlegirlsniffer]

Obama has for sure. He loves hot dogs! 😉

[@baddmanaz]

83 hot dogs in 10 mins? I don’t think I’ve eaten 83 hot dogs in one month!

[@bovinityleak2066]

Disgusting and indulgent.

[@lilyh4573]

A jacket that says FBI or IRS.... LMFAO thats legit gold. 😂😂😂

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

IRS is more effective

[@user-qf7ud5de9h]

THEY SHOULD BALANCE THE NATIONAL DEFICIT BEFORE THAT...

[@wandajochandler5248]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaeljorgensen790]

Excellent joke because it perfectly displays that Democrats are willing to use official authority to go after political opponents. They actually jail their political opponents for imaginary crimes while protecting their own. (The influence pedaling and the corruption of the Biden's raking in millions from foreign entities) They actually are guilty of doing all the things that they want people to beleive Trump wants to do.

[@xKevmachinex]

it wasn't thou, it was lame... and not funny, but I guess when your knee deep in the narrative like you are I can see the humor in it.

[@KerryJ]

I hope E. Jean Carroll, Karen McDougall and Stephanie Peterson sit in the front row at the debate.

[@MFTgal]

Genius!

[@user-yo3vt7ft1p]

Hell, yes!

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Maybe a few rows back. I'm sure his diaper will be full

No audience for the debate.

[@teve90]

The stupid about you @kerryJ, u won't say the same thing about Clinton's accusers, now have you?.

[@olivergarrick1175]

A jacket Fbi jokes was hilarious 😂 best part of the segments.

[@MadDragon75]

The dental floss one was so on point and random, simultaneously. A+

[@inaneglory7431]

All she gas to do is call him nasty at the beginning of the debate & he'll go off the deep end insulting her.

[@sjmtc3450]

Or sexual assaulting business fraud felon

[@RicVee1]

Trump is your next PRESIDENT 🙂

[@lynnenormandeau318]

Name calling is what he does. Don't stoop to his level.

[@KerryJ]

To every lie he tells, she needs to start her response with "That was weird. Now let's talk about what you, the viewers at home, can easily verify with a Google search...."

[@RogueSanta]

What has been her accomplishments? Anything?...

[@edwesby5752]

If she really wants to rattle him just talk about what a great president John McCain would have been and what a great patriot he was serving his country, enduring captivity in Viet Nam, etc.

[@dawnsstar5918]

If he wants to rattle her, he should ask her why she was against the southern border and now is all for it. Same with fracking. Same with why she withdrew from Afghanistan leaving our troops abandoned.

[@RicVee1]

Trump is your next PRESIDENT

[@xyzabcd4770]

John McCain HAND DELIVERED the US payment to fund the Taliban in order to give the US an excuse to invade. Photo evidence all over the net!

[@darknessdescending6695]

I’m not sure Trump is smart enough to criticize her about her legitimately bad qualities. He’ll probably just insult her about her racial identity and make stuff up.

[@jedlimen123]

@dumpster5918.. tDump killed the last big border package for you info…

[@niltomega2978]

If you want more of what Biden gave you...vote for Harris. If you want more of what Trump gave you, vote Trump. There.... an unbiased presentation.

[@TonySmith-j8t]

Trump any day

[@AlvaSudden]

My 95-year-old hard-right Catholic Republican uncle loves Jimmy Fallon. I don't dare discuss politics with him, but hey.

[@RicVee1]

Trump is your next PRESIDENT

[@blessingsoutlaw]

Sooooo good to have you back, Jimmy!

[@Simonlazarus-n3u]

Jimmy's so good doing Trump's accordion hand movements

[@michelehott1056]

Obama did it better haha.

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

Love u Jimmy!💕🙏😂 Can't wait for your Halloween celebration 'cuz you make everything so hilarious!!!

[@jennypulczinski7204]

I am disappointed that NONE of the late night pundits even mentioned the paraolympics going on right now in Paris. Paraolympians deserve some love, too!

[@hasonmorris4968]

I hope the Astronauts get home safe and they get Tv up there to pass the time

[@Littlegirlsniffer]

Yea hopefully they make it out of that hollywood basement.

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy fallon

[@olivergarrick1175]

Welcome back Jimmy.

[@vsznry]

#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸

[@JohnLancaster-fh3oc]

She wants to do the "Excuse me, I'm talking," zinger.

[@RealBradMiller]

Then all Trump has to do is keep his mouth shut when he isn't supposed to be speaking. Plain and simple.

[@jasonkara661]

@@RealBradMillersimple for a normal person 😂

[@mojo500100]

Could be, but she’ll have to do it thru the whole debate. He’s incapable of controlling himself. (REAL good quality in a President of the most powerful country on the planet…..)

[@micheleneely9272]

​@@RealBradMilleras if....

[@digitalwasabi2]

She THINKS it’s a zinger, but it will sink like a lead balloon if she tries it.😂😂😂

[@syniron6670]

😂New Favorite Drunk Uncle Correspondent !🍹

[@HoneyBadger80886]

Little Deuce Cup...classic 😂😂❤

[@heathercaldwell6813]

Love you Jimmy! ❤️🤍💙

[@christopherthorn1906]

Oprah gives out cars, Jimmy gives out a children's book that no one will buy.

[@Melodyanimals]

There has hardly ever been anyone as deserving of sitting in prison as trump. For SO many reasons!! That he is out free and being allowed to run for his dictatorship instead, is just beyond crazy.

[@georgecarlin248]

Name the legal reasons he should be "sitting in prison". This will be hilarious.

[@supercoffeebean]

@@georgecarlin248 Trump still faces these Felony charges as of August 2024: Conspiracy to Defraud the United States: 18 U.S. Code 371, Obstruction of an Official Proceeding: 18 U.S. Code 1512, Conspiracy Against Rights: 18 U.S. Code 241.

[@michaellayton7373]

@@georgecarlin248 How much is russia paying per comment.

[@digitalwasabi2]

You misspelled “Joe Biden, Hunter Biden and Hillary Clinton.”

[@derekzicari2181]

​@@michaellayton7373oh you poor thing, don't you remember that they investigated the Russian collusion claims for years but discovered there wasn't any? Remember the steel Dossier??

[@jam4441]

Thank goodness you are back ...please dont leave us alone with Trump/Vance again.

[@wandaprescott6672]

Move !! 😠

[@jessecaple170]

​@@wandaprescott6672👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👩🏽👴🏻🗳🌴🥥♀️✊🏼🫏💙💙💙VOTE IN A BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊FDT. FDT. FDT.FDT. FDT. FDT.FDT. FDT. FDT.FDT. FDT. FDT.FDT. FDT. FDT.FDT. FDT. FDT.

[@Littlegirlsniffer]

U can be left alone with me! 😉

[@wandajochandler5248]

Straight up ❤❤

[@sjmtc3450]

​@@wandaprescott6672awwww trumps a convicted PERV

[@morten3465]

Poke the bear? He's more of a pig than a bear, so I guess stick it to the pig?

[@Reddylion]

Hmm

[@RicVee1]

Trump is your next PRESIDENT

[@Mountains4ever]

If you really think Kamala is better than Trump, you’re delusional

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Carl was great 😂😂😂 good to have everyone back so much going on and I missed you !

[@Corona__805]

Jimmy just subscribed to your tube channel like couple months ago i moved from states and dont have access to this good stuff i been out of your show for last 2 years life happens butt sooooooooo glade to see u back in ACTION brother your show means so much to me after hard day of work love seing this show post more on you tube i activated the bell PLEASE!!!!!!!!!🎉😅😂

[@michaelaraneta6995]

The mics shouldnt be muted during debate.

[@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk]

I’d rather they were hot. That way Harris can fact-check right away, and trump can continue to show what he is.

[@tanyamarkis1973]

Harris wanted them live and so did he it was his handler’s that want them muted

[@Reevesy791]

They should. Its supposed to be a debate not a shouting match.

[@BruceLee-t9n]

Kamala Harris 2024 & 2028

[@Reddylion]

👍

[@EJWash57]

Poke the bear? You meant to say poke the 🤡, right?

[@piotrdworowy183]

Only if you poke biden

[@kiefydoinks]

How about the candidate trying to say she’s going to fix the dumpster fire of an economy they made existent 💀💀

[@brainslugs8866]

@@kiefydoinks so you don't blame the mandates whatsoever huh. Kinda like the crime rate in 2020 that is 100% to blame on democrats, which you all conveniently forgot about 😬

[@brainslugs8866]

Killed the economy with mandates for a safe space over a less than 1% death rate and now act like that never happened = democrats. I guess being democrat entitles you to a safe space from reality 😬😅🤣

[@brainslugs8866]

Lmfao yeah keep deleting my comments ya fkn losers 🤡

[@jamesh.alston7709]

Thank you Joe Biden 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 💙Harris/Walz/2024💙 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@dawnsstar5918]

Thank you for abandoning our troops under your admiration in Aug 2021. Yes. The families are not going to forget that.

[@michaellayton7373]

@@dawnsstar5918 That was trumps plan. We wanted soliders dead and released 5000 talibna to collect their bounty being offered by trump best frine putin. Trump does so love his uneducated.

[@jonhouston7113]

Those sponsors ads were so clever. Smashing!

[@user-qf7ud5de9h]

DEUCES ARE WILD🐙

[@stellazstar5552]

Omg die hard Etsy purchaser here, and I do cut my own bangs... got me.

[@dannyburleigh1]

With someone that has small hands, Trump is all hands! "GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT!!!!"

[@sharonjacobson9163]

I believe that Trump won't be there, we will see. 🇺🇸🦅💙

[@derekzicari2181]

How'd that go for ya?

[@visariosorino8034]

To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 ❤😊👋

[@Nahifegggfegggfwe]

thank you i really needed this❤️

[@Nahifegggfegggfwe]

praying for u to

[@visariosorino8034]

❤️😊👋​@@Nahifegggfegggfwe

[@Positive_Tea]

Best bot on KZbin

[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

Ditto.

[@tada8092]

Spoiler alert! It's on my watch list ...

[@eekamouse-js8lr]

No worries, Kamala. Trump is permanently rattled.

[@ethanwood9124]

Nope he is going to destroy her 😂

[@eekamouse-js8lr]

@@ethanwood9124 How? By talking about Hannibal Lecter, Alphonse Capone, windmills, & sharks - all the while, hawking his gold sneakers?

[@mdroz2754]

Some of y'all are so stupid it's unreal. Yes, trump is rattled as Kamala has been avoiding the press for months 🙄.

[@IamwhoIam333]

She knows how to play 3D chess. Trump has thinner skin than an onion.

[@D.MichelleBoydston]

Vice President Kamala Harris is going to mop the floor with him. He’s toast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wandajochandler5248]

Love Carl and the honey duece! Lol❤❤❤❤

[@errgag3580]

Why didn't Trump go back to school too? He needs it

[@piotrdworowy183]

Biden, not Trump.

[@angelacharlebois6567]

Blahaha Trump needs to go back to school? Says the guy who voted for a man that smells childrens hair and is going to vote for a cackling ding bat with the I.Q of a potted plant🙄 cmon do your homework

[@mrblacksharkgolf]

Do you really laugh out loud while listening to a Fallon monologue. I never have. I watch all the late night monologues, but I just find Fallon...amusing, but not really funny!

Jimmy just has a different style that's all. He also showcases his personal talents and I like that about him.

[@Eassa33]

Her Hyena laugh should do it

[@dilbertnewton6864]

Wow, the Russian bots are out in force on this comment section.

[@PapaBear-k4k]

The latest I heard from the Democrats is Russian interference is a myth. You aren't getting the memos. Probably going into your spam folder.

[@christophermerlot3366]

The ghost with glasses on the cover is from the first Halloween movie. Great way to get the kids into horror! Yay!

[@digitalwasabi2]

I don’t know who is the biggest “fake laugher”…Kamala Harris or Jimmy Fallon.

[@josacra]

They are related with their laugh? They were both south indian Decent?

[@sjmtc3450]

I realize ALOT of you were zippin around during Labor Day wknd so heres an update Friday the House of Representatives formally Requested the Secretary of the Army give a briefing & copy by Sept 9 of the Military Police report filed at the joint Army /Marine base concerning the Arlington incident. Army/Federal regulations DOD Laws WERE broken & Arlington is also covered by the Hatch Act. The house of Representatives HAS the authority to prosecute.

[@drb5003]

What DEBATE? Trump not showing up.😂😂😂😂

[@Brood1780]

Trump will win debate against her she cant speak

[@Mountains4ever]

Not showing up? Seriously? Besides the fact Kamala is a woman, why are you voting for/supporting her?

[@nicoleabraham4639]

It’s so strange you think that, Trump literally signed the contract from the network but Harris wouldn’t. You are being lied to by the media you watch

[@imadethiscomment5663]

Trump challenged Kamala to 3 debates, and Kamala only accepted one of them. Who's hiding?

[@Brood1780]

@@imadethiscomment5663 exaclty people ljke this guy dont follow closely .. clearly kamala is scared

[@digitalwasabi2]

Commula was so hoping for an “I’m speaking” moment. She thinks that is appealing to voters. If that’s her ace in the hole, she is doomed. 😂😂😂

[@catherinebossy4969]

Jimmy is back 🥳🔥 Wazaaaaa 🥳

[@Lee-yy2lr]

I'll bet there's 83 hungry children somewhere that would have loved to have had one of those hot dogs.

[@stevetrevino5346]

Just states facts and stay on issues. That's enough to rattle.

[@Rani123-d7k]

Yeah if she does that, shes toast and she knows it..she has no good record.😂

[@stevetrevino5346]

@@Rani123-d7k okay

[@braylinbateman4369]

She should strategize on knowing her policy and what she is talking about: she is an absolute fool. She hasn’t takin her duty seriously at all. Her policy’s are horrid, she knows it. It’s why she won’t talk about it: I’m amazed ppl are willing to vote for her.

[@starkravingralph]

Hey Pedialyte is also very good for dehydrated animals if they are absolutely in the range where they can have anything put in their bodies. If they are too cold their body will shut down but if they need fluids and you can't get to the veterinarian or you don't have fluids at home and can't do subcutaneous, Pedialyte Works in a snap. You can use it on dogs cats bunnies but you do have to look up the dosage online or forums for species specific information. It's especially good for wildlife like I said in a pinch, but make sure the non-human is at the correct temperature, if they are too cold chances are that they will not make it. You have to warm them up first, you can even put a bottle of water in the microwave and warm it up and wrap a nice snuggly towel around it and just keep an eye on the someone you are taking care of. Also get them to someone more experienced if you can't do what they need at that moment do what you can and if you have to tough it out all night just please do it, non-humans need our help right now desperately just as much as other humans need our help❤

[@stephenkennedy8305]

Yep, too many rules. I will just wait and sent them yo RFK Jr.

[@starkravingralph]

@@stephenkennedy8305 huh? This is for peeps who care to be educated. If it's not your jam, scram. ✌

[@starkravingralph]

@@stephenkennedy8305 not for nothing but that actually made me laugh out loud for real, I love being trolled LMAO I like live for it and that was just so perfect thank you! 🤜🤛 oh and there's even more rules if you want to rehabilitate rabies Vector species or Raptors or anything specialized other than sparrows pigeons and stuff like that. The fences needed the certificates needed all the equipment and none of it is reimbursed by the state, that's wildlife rehab.

[@bovinityleak2066]

Q: Why are the astronauts stuck in space for 6 months instead of 8 days? A: Boeings run of incompetence and greed.

[@ToxiCisty]

Perhaps, also we aren’t allowed to ask Elon for help.

[@scottbush4952]

Thank you Steve

[@stuntgirl56-therachelvande24]

funny noises outside or inside spacecraft is how Alien and other space scary movies start

[@KerryAtkins-gi4vr]

I'm homeless and my phone didn't show this or Colbert for several 😒 😮😢, I'm too starved for laughter and entertainment 😂 😮😢, I'm going straight to Colbert 😂❤❤❤❤ 10:43 😊😊😊, 10:43

[@danieldib2286]

I hear you 😂! Do Seth after that!

[@dylanmorgan8437]

Colbert and definitely Seth Myers A Closer Look! I hope your circumstances improve! May you be blessed! Stay strong and keep laughing when you can. 🫂

[@audreydunham4600]

my utmost gratitude to all LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS.

[@artworx12]

Jesus, why do you keep bringing in this Carl guy... 😒

[@Commenting-answering]

Amen! How hilarious to have a drunk on the show. (Sarcasm.)

[@jonesnbones]

​@@Commenting-answeringhe's only in it for the commemorative cups

[@jimmythebold589]

carl is a consummate professional field reporter, as evinced by the segment. WHASSUPPPPP????

[@ntsejfamyaj]

It's easy. I did this before. I just kept saying "yuge" and "Ivanka' and waving my hands around with occasional groping motions. He was actually excited, but then fell over from blue ballz exhaustion.

[@roydoucet8841]

She is not on Trump's level.

[@Shahoddie56]

Kamala Harris inauguration will be Epic. The first woman president.

[@whathandleUtalkabt]

She hasn't closed the border in 4 years under biden. Venezuela gang members taking over apartment complexes in Colorado and new york

[@Reddylion]

Yes..

[@aYeyqoyeYyadej]

Keep tell'n yourself that!

[@orbitorsteve3742]

​@@aYeyqoyeYyadejNo problem.

[@Father518]

​@@orbitorsteve3742no one watches fallon lol.

[@krugerfuchs]

Invite James Spader back

[@JonasPolsky]

I found James Spader's agent

[@moms2398]

Bought 5 More Sleeps for my Halloween obsessed child... who is about to turn 26. It came in yesterday. They will not read it until October 26, when there is 5 more sleeps until their favorite holiday!

[@davesky538]

Excellent!

[@nagarjuna247]

I am sure she will be water water in debate against Trump 😅

[@Cheryl-b3j]

Harris 2424

[@Nicole-nt5np]

Yep she'll win in 2424😅

[@Khig8282]

@@Nicole-nt5npbuddy it’s a bot unless your a bot too 💀

[@lilycalir6515]

‘Give me the tray and you walk around’ lol

[@heatherimhoff6295]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@mrknucklehead5882]

I have not heard a late night monologue in years. Surprised at how weak the joke writers are. That was painful

[@mikel7296]

Its not a change thats coming...,ITS A "MOVEMENT"... and just around the corner is "POETIC JUSTICE" SERVED UP BY..."KAR'MA HARRIS"

[@Nahifegggfegggfwe]

0:09 yes, yes unfortunately we did🙃

[@TamponTim-b8b]

Might as well, not like she will put 2 sentences together.

[@CarlCampbellMusic]

To anyone dealing with depression or feeling low, don’t give up on life, no matter what bad things happened in your past, don’t let them define you or control your destiny, you are all important and loved!, there is hope for all of us! Jesus loves you all ✝️, get to know God through Christ 📖

[@firstlast7099]

Wouldn’t make fun of Trump, we haven’t seen Kamala on your show for 8 years.

[@jashannon]

Just ask Trump how many immigrants his company employs.

[@smith5LBB]

What's wrong with immigrants?

[@tulsacaupain2882]

​@@smith5LBBNo one suggested that.

[@smith5LBB]

@@tulsacaupain2882you just made it sound like trump did something wrong by hiring immigrants.

[@astrigal18]

Jimmy: Here's an interesting idea on gun control. It appears we don't allow people to have tanks, or bazookas, or rocket launchers... etc. weapons of mass destruction... well machine guns are the same. Let's reclassify AK47's and all those weapons that are not hand guns (which should be banned) and hunting rifles (which I am mixed about). Let's reclassify them so they are part of the mass destruction category. Then they are automatically off the table. Would that be so?

[@Reddylion]

Trump is a nasty fellow.

[@themouseonthebike]

The interviewers should ask the participants to pronounce the following words molybdenum, chrysanthemums, ytterbium... It would be like a Monty Python sketch. I would laugh my a$$ of watching Trump. After all, he knows the best words.

[@ceno10101]

Who else is not a bot?

[@jacobsims8307]

How do I know you aren’t a bot?

[@dlee6191]

Well jimmy fallon is anything bot funny…and here I am anyway… dammit I’m a bot, vote Harris I guess…😢

[@royaladjemian596]

Jimmy, glad you had time off away from the trump poop show. Everyone deserves time to focus on family and friends. You are an asset to the USA and Democracy. All the best !

[@annemosbergen3951]

Kamala got thru to Walmart? However, about a week before, Walmart announced closing several stores for poor performance. So the reduction may have more about NO CUSTOMERS at the closed stores - and LOTS OF LEFTOVER MERCHANDISE. And This is also a possibility - product providers dropped their prices to Walmart & Walmart listed the reduced prices as Reduced Prices. Sometimes as Loss Leaders to drive traffic to the store for the discounted items. Read books about Merchandising & Sales at your local library. Read the relevant pages to find out, if you have no time to read the entire book.

[@navigatore2099]

Make sure Trump dose not sell that cup as Trump Cup?

[@JohnDoe-pk2hs]

*There is no sound in space. If they're hearing something it's comin from somewhere with air.*

[@JoshJones-37334]

@@JohnDoe-pk2hs like the poon you came out of

[@ToxiCisty]

Jimmy, could they send some Nwcomers to your apartment complex instead of mine?

[@Cuda_Jr]

harris and hot dogs? c'mon jimmy, you afraid to go there? she's not. 🌭😮😂

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

Absolutely brilliant!!!💕🙏😂 Love your Trump impressions and Halloween celebrations!!!

[@winstonsmith8565]

The entertainment industry didn't even shill this hard for Hillary!

[@zenorabbit439]

@@winstonsmith8565 we doomed lowkey lol. Enjoy it while it lasts

[@jonesnbones]

He can't hide his Trump man love.

[@gingerannamae6308]

When has beens like Kid Rock endorse republicans, they get invited to the republican national convention. Comedian Jimmy Fallon tells the truth, and he's a 'shill'. 😅😂

[@turnoffthelightsthepartyso7076]

TRUMP2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@BruceLee-t9n]

Even though I'm a fan. But if Jimmy Fallon can get his own talk show then anyone can

[@rawux1228]

Trump 2024

[@kellyburket6955]

Traitor.

[@rawux1228]

@@kellyburket6955 blind sheep

[@DarrylsB]

IRS OR FBI

[@yahspoetyahu-thepoeticword7322]

Kalama Harris to rattle Trump at the upcoming debate? WOW! That's a hell of a laugh!! LMFAO!!

[@fluxcapacitor1621]

Trump is a career criminal with thin skin. Harris is a career criminal prosecutor with a lot of ammo against a felon and rapist.

[@vsznry]

#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸

[@other.creative]

It’s going to be delicious! 😂 💙

[@jacobsims8307]

You couldn’t have worded that sentiment less poetically.

[@abelinmotion]

Kamala Harris is not going to do anything to Trump at the debate... He is going to do it to himself! He's always been a bad joke, demented, unhinged and derailed

[@theguyshepassedupfortyrone]

Kamala kicked Trump's ass.

[@kylelichter7]

These writers need to stop being so political. Jimmy used to be funny. Now it’s just woke bs

[@SMD24]

For my thoughts, I would like to see Trump, Harris, Biden and Obama take over a dysfunctional ross retail and work full time for 14 hours and see if all four pple can work together businessly, educationally, and poltically. If not imagining, then I guess all four has technically been rattled

[@sirbixalot73]

Stop taking political sides with your clickbate. Tell jokes not politics. You might even be more even than it appears but I can't tell from the banners you post.

[@other.creative]

But Trump is so funny though 😂😂😂

[@gingerannamae6308]

Maga tears. 😅😂

[@sirbixalot73]

@@gingerannamae6308 Nope never voted for the guy. Just want my comedy to make fun of everybody evenly. If that were so, it would make TV great again.

[@sirbixalot73]

@@other.creative Watch some clips of Harris, equally hilarious.

[@other.creative]

@@sirbixalot73 yeah but with Kamala you’re laughing with her, not at her.

[@MarkNchore]

Indian/black is a fair assessment of Kamala. Not just black 😂😂😂