Billy Mitchell Gets DESTROYED By Judge!

[@karljobst]

The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there. From what I'm reading in comments, opinions are mixed but most people think that mentioning the tie is dirty but probably not an attempt at stolen valor. Please keep hate to a minimum, we are just having a laugh. Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/KarlJobst_Aug and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days

[@jerrywang7360]

you were the chosen one

[@rh8415]

I'd rather not install that shit of a game, glad you got your bag though

[@DiscountYT]

get the bag, man

[@karljobst]

That is an insane guess

[@Slackow]

This comment looks like one of those bot accounts lmao.

[@pewpewTN]

Since Billy represented himself, that case was technically tool assisted.

[@21shanks]

I chuckled.

[@Zuva_Deity]

Underrated comment

[@crishealingvtuber8626]

good one

[@casualgaming2570]

ok , that make me smile thumbs up

[@god4501]

You are a man of comedy i see

[@ancient_gaming]

I think we can all agree: Billy Mitchell is *not* an absolute legend.

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

True

[@rh8415]

Lmao

[@megadeth116]

He is but not for being a gamer

[@genix3060]

You dropped this 👑

[@gamermarx7136]

He's kind of a jerk

[@CaptainWwowW]

If you catch yourself saying "if you could...y'know" to a judge, you're in a bad spot

[@JacobNintendoNerd99]

That’s like the opening to a comedy film where that line is said and then freeze frame followed by “So you might be wondering where I fucked up”, and then the film is a flashback leading up to that

[@le_plankton]

@@JacobNintendoNerd99 bruh whats that films name that sounds amazing

[@thisisasupersayin376]

@@le_plankton every film

[@Badspot]

You're what now?

[@SueZQue83]

Seduction is also a valid option

[@Jason48344]

Billy's tongue flickering is him trying to reload his save states. The judge really MAMEd him!

[@isskull7272]

It's actually just his inner serpent coming out.

[@tomthellama]

Just watching this makes my lips chapped

[@brandonperry857]

Underated comment

[@mullahviking]

I belive it's a mix between heroin and meth.

[@dopesickdog]

@@mullahviking i don't buy that he's on H, he's not remotely chill enough. maybe coke? after all he DID peak in the 80s lol

[@240nordey5]

Billy is such an absolute legend, he speedran getting his case tossed out of court.

[@GlyphicEnigma]

and he did it faster than TAS!

[@RyanTosh]

Only took him 11 months :p

[@TayoEXE]

It was definitely due to the human element. Can't forget that.

[@Kurachi84]

I think only ONE person could beat that WR, a person who's good at dodging and attack at the right moments... It can be only one Legend, which would be Matt Turk!

[@kidigus]

There might be a 'William J. Mitchel v. Twin Galaxies LLC' kill screen coming up, if anybody wants to see it.

[@QuotePilgrim]

"I spoke with Melanie Griffith yesterday." Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[@kl1172]

🤣🤣🤣

[@patriots-wu2qs]

Needs way more likes....I laughed out loud pretty hard.

[@thisisfyne]

Sir. SIR.

[@doomenthusiast]

Hehehe

[@MoreInsane96]

OBJECTION

[@HmmHmm-ve7ou]

Well, this Judge is definitely an absolute legend.

[@RiskOfBaer]

He's an absolute legend alright... just not in the way he'd want to be.

[@lawjef]

One thing is certain, that judge’s bow tie is an absolute legend

[@MillywiggZ]

You can say that again buddy.

[@smugbowkid9919]

That judge did some real huge skips in the new strategy.

[@uraldamasis6887]

I think he's just a normal judge doing normal judge stuff. Billy Mitchell tends to make everybody else look legendary in comparison.

[@evanrandall1675]

His look at the end really is priceless. As if to say "you're lucky you're an expert in the law or you'd be waking up to a frivolous lawsuit tomorrow buddy"

[@saltycomet]

Right 😂

[@lifehurts1183]

This is my favorite moment in this Billy Mitchell saga. He's sulking like a kid all because his lawsuit got dismissed XD

[@johannderjager4146]

That wouldn't stop him from being able to sue the judge lol. This is America, remember?

[@aggiefan88]

Third generation US service member here, USAF. That West Point tie is not “stolen valor.” Military colleges, like Annapolis, West Point, or the AF Academy, sell tons of merchandise, just like any other collegiate institution. Billy is just trying to score any sort of brown nosing points with the judge by showing false support for the judge’s personal affiliation for that school. Stolen valor only comes into play when the only discernible reason for the service related comment or projection is to make those around them think they themselves serve(d) in the military. As much as I hate Billy, he wasn’t guilty of this.

[@protodevilin]

Correct assessment here.

[@Taolan8472]

Ayep. Gotta be for personal gain, and has to be actual misrepresentation not just sporting merch. Generally any complaint of SV falls apart unless the person specifically mentions service or is wearing regulated uniform items

[@baumholderh8425]

He purposely treaded the edge as close as possible but he just barely didn’t cross.

[@davidwarford3087]

@@Taolan8472 in the legal sense sure. But it could be that he was still trying to insinuate being in the military. Obviously it is legally impossible to prove

[@breakerofrocks]

@@davidwarford3087 *Stolen Valor* is a legal term with legal ramifications in specific legal contexts, so in a way the *legal* sense is the only one that applies.

[@WALTERRIFIC]

Holy balls this guy does the serpent lip lick more than Andrew Wilson.

[@Lumberjack_king]

XD

[@_.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._]

Looks like an anxiety tick

[@DBourkeport]

Now I can't fucking unsee it.

[@PowahRanger_]

@@DBourkeport IKR 🤣

[@uhoh2593]

i’m very surprised to see you here

[@manvslife271]

Damn the Judge just pulled the most impossible skip of all time

[@ferro3400]

Dismissal Any% (Glitches Allowed)

[@karlbischof2807]

if the crimson king himsleft says it then it has to be true

[@lapisrabbitcomics]

@@ferro3400 Dude got the pixel perfect tie skip. Very impressive.

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

On June 8, the judge achieved... this run.

[@hunarsangwan]

Technically TAS only skip in 1st attempt

[@patrckhh20]

Mitchel is going for the record in the 100% category in frivolous lawsuits. This is one of the most difficult levels where you have to convince a judge to not dismiss a case that he legally must dismiss. He tried the sucking up strats, the blaming the defendant strats, and even the "I know a celebrity" glitch. But he still failed. That's why there are so few that go for the record in this category.

[@APlusBPress]

Nailed it.

[@ElPayasoMalo]

He's been trying to be neck and neck with Donald Trump in this category, but so far, he hasn't been able to get in that echelon. Good luck reaching those lows, Billy!

[@dallasjones7984]

Best. COMMENT. EVER.

[@tehberral]

I love this judge. He only has to hear Billy talk for 10 seconds before he looks absolutely done with his shit.

[@Metalhammer1993]

yeah. That Judge looks like "well that's an easy case before going home." and totally drones Billy out.

[@Skarwind]

The eyes of a tired parent lol. Loved his facial expressions while trying not to tell Billy he's a 4 year old in a grown man's body.

[@RyanGerhardtYimimoto]

I'm sure the judge has seen every type of bs out there. Part of being a judge. What I really admire is how civil and patient he was with the obvious attempts.

[@murpium]

Name dropping a celebrity? I think he meant to say “Karena Griffiths.” She’s a registered paralegal in Florida, and listed as this judge’s judicial assistant on the Florida civil circuit website. That’s even worse than name-dropping a celebrity because he got the judge’s assistant’s name wrong and probably irritated the judge right off the bat.

[@andhieyusuf7008]

Billy thought putting 10 points on Charisma will cover him, when in reality max Charisma cap is 50...

[@curtisaramil]

Agreed. It also explains how he found the junk mail. He spoke to there office found out about it the email. Then after he checked his junk mail folder and found it.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

that's actually fascinating.

[@DevilboyScooby]

@@curtisaramil most email providers automatically delete junk mail after 30 days though, don't they?

[@bilateralrope8643]

@@curtisaramil That depends on his email system. The ones I've used all automatically delete any email that's been sitting in the spam folder for 30 days.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

State law: "You MUST do this. If you don't, your case WILL be dismissed." Billy Mitchell: "I'm not going to do this." Judge: "I'm dismissing the case." Billy Mitchell: "This is not what I expected." We are clearly observing a mastermind at work here.

[@SayAhh]

Reminds me of that woman who cussed at an airline employee and then got kicked off her flight and all of a sudden was as nice and polite as can be...but it was too little, too late. She also lied about not calling the employee an expletive.

[@crushycrawfishy1765]

@Peasant It's perfectly comprehendible. Billy though that just by filing a law suit with big scary numbers that TG would just give in and fold like how others did before. But TG/Jace hall didn't budge. I doubt Billy thought it would ever make it this far and was caught with his pants down as a result. The video is him trying to scramble a defense.

[@jamesfarmer5967]

@@crushycrawfishy1765 yeah you don't win lawsuits against someone who was nearly strangled by Sentient Galaxy Brained Meme John Carmack by throwing up bogus stuff and expecting him to just roll over and give you money

[@nahCmeR]

He was playing 4d chess in the third dimension what was he expecting..?

[@SayAhh]

@@nahCmeR The legal system is not always just but it's always fascinating. Katy Perry won her plagiarism/copyright case (Dark Horse) because her lawyers asked for the case to be dismissed prior to the trial or something, which was something that Robin Thicke, T.I. and Pharrell's lawyers did not do (Blurred Lines) in their lawsuit.

[@MitchellWiggs]

"I drove past Helen Mirren yesterday, she looked fantastic. Anyway..."

[@cyrus2395]

"I saw Keanu Reeves on TV yesterday, he looked fantastic. Anyway..."

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

😂

[@SuperBoomshack]

I hung out with Donkey Kong and Bayou Billy...

[@fredfinks]

I did a perfect run on PAc Man, i am fantastic. Anyway,

[@jeremyzak654]

@@cyrus2395 He was breathtaking!

[@stevefromlatvia79]

Now I can't wait for Billy to sue the judge for dismissing the case

[@andhieyusuf7008]

and the court, and the county, and the state of Florida, and...

[@rexmageuser]

@@andhieyusuf7008 Let me guess, the kitchen sink?

[@CayenneGaramonde]

...and both of you. And me.

[@AwbeeX57]

I want to be sued too can I join? :3

[@ChaosZero.]

This is the US, you might be joking there, but more people than you might realise would actually try it. As Michael Scott once said when talking about her (at the time) partner: "oh woups, I shouldn't have said that because she. Will. Sue. Me. She loves to sue, she loves lawsuits"

[@supersylveonplushgaming]

Billy Mitchell finally getting steamrolled by the law? That's an instaclick from me chief.

[@Biggermeatyhooks]

Same here, he definitely deserves it after all he did.

[@spartanretro]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

[@mayborneflower]

Not the first time though. That was probably the Cartoon Network-Regular Show debacle.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

he was a complete loser

[@Marik745]

I feel like he puts his hair on his head like Darth Vader’s helmet whenever he wakes up.

[@AliasEra]

Best comment

[@92mkd]

More like Lego Hair/Hats.

[@BryBry2ply]

Unfortunately it is his own hair, he just uses too much hairspray to hide his natural wavey hair

[@lowtierhuman69]

lol i can't unsee it now. 10/10 joke/comment

[@TonyGonzales]

@@BryBry2ply He doesn't deserve waves.

[@Lrr_Of_Omikron]

I'm amazed Billy hasn't tried to sue the judge.

[@98leight]

Actually he filed it as soon as the zoom call ended.

[@theskiff]

I love how his hair makes him look like he is always wearing a hoodie

[@teib757]

Now i cant unsee

[@sephikong8323]

It also makes him look like he is a time traveler from the 70's that got lost

[@TheJester618]

Judge should've told him to put his hood down

[@overridingriot66]

Dammit I can't unsee it

[@Tyufoe96]

I was just thinking the same damn thing lmao

[@2thabankk]

Billy loves to hear himself talk, so much, he tries to lick every word that comes out of his own mouth

[@abi.r.a]

I never respond to comments but that made me and my bf crack up, thanks lmfao

[@rgerber]

Jeremy Corbell would be the perfect host for a documentary of his. They come from the same planet

[@xxxxSylphxxxx]

Thankyou! This comment absolutely cracked me up! I'm in stitches here! 🖤

[@GlyphicEnigma]

FUCKING CHRIST LMFAO

[@Aerafae]

To be fair he could have a tic, anyone know if he does this in other video appearances?

[@raccoononymous]

Billy Mitchell is doing great at his "Become a joke 100%" speedrun.

[@Besitzerstolz]

He finished it years ago...

[@odinsplaygrounds]

He's currently working on his "success in life, any %" speed run. He's at 0% but he has almost finished the run.

[@316whatupz]

He even found the extra side missions and completed become a joke 200% speedrun.

[@HeathNation2465]

He got that record the moment he was born 🤣🤣🤣

[@sealessseadog2735]

100% no glitches extra dumb

[@sebastienp3439]

The Judge saying « No, not necessarily » also got me. Felt like « actually people like you are making my life easier ».

[@KetsubanSolo]

The judge would've probably fallen for it if Billy was casually drinking Coke and eating pizza during that spiel

[@totallyoblivious5658]

I fucking love this reference

[@pregfcbankingculture]

Don't forget about the heart monitor too!

[@3Guys1Video]

Bruuuh

[@nostrnastr9439]

Badabum

[@ATearThroughReality]

mario

[@MayroSMM]

"I spoke with Todd Todgers yesterday"

[@janana5917]

I didn't expect to see you here

[@dubspool]

Really? I met his brother Rodd Todgers yesterday. Weird.

[@harambetidepod1451]

haha!

[@ninja_raven256]

lol

[@omegak510]

hi mayro :3

[@CarthagoMike]

I was fully expecting him to sue the judge for dismissing his case.

[@dwightclark7627]

"Hold my beer... ."

[@stefanandersen7726]

LOL

[@GanonTEK]

2 years later: "I tried contacting the judge. I went to his house but there was nobody there. He went on holiday and only came back a week ago. I think he did it on purpose."

[@minzy421]

Hold my arcade stick

[@dwightclark7627]

@@GanonTEK "There was also a crushed Sprite can in the yard. I think it was meant as a threat."

[@karinka123]

what always strikes me as odd is that Billy didn't introduce himself to the judge as "billy mitchell, video game player of the century"😂😂

[@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat]

You just know he was holding it back

[@karinka123]

it must have been a real struggle for him to do that@@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat

[@karkeris]

Billy: "I'm kind of a big deal." Judge: "Who are you again?"

[@davidsarton976]

Billy Mitchell's constant interjections in the judge's dismissal of the case marks the second high-profile tool-assisted speedrun focused on him.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Heh, tool assisted

[@darkinproductions]

Good one :)

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

hehe

[@Ziimbiian]

The Judge literally woke up that day to get his time wasted. Poor guy

[@MuzikBike]

Nah. That judge woke up to kick ass. With a bowtie no less.

[@Para0234]

That judge was just perfect. He kept calm, stuck to the rules, and perfectly did what he should without deviating. This is how you recognize experience.

[@Dave_Langer]

These judges have also heard every excuse

[@HG-mj9ow]

He sounds like a sixth grader explaining to his English teacher that he swears he'll get the work in tomorrow, and that it was his parents fault for distracting him.

[@wraith.ferron]

"failed conman" That's another lawsuit Billy will file. He hates being viewed as a failure.

[@Ramsey276one]

Guess he has no mirrors at home, then? XD

[@santiagoacostapereira7778]

@@Ramsey276one He does, he's filed a lawsuit against every mirror in his house

[@ourdivinemouseoverlord3308]

@@santiagoacostapereira7778 The judge will have to dismiss that lawsuit as well :)

[@valkyrie321]

Let him run himself out of money. Seriously, fuck Billy Mitchell.

[@Thimbuk]

Someone should unleash the Asian dad on him

[@eemelisaurila9940]

Judge: the case is dismissed Billy: I have a cool tie, and met an *important person* Judge: cool, still dismissed tho

[@gackmcshite4724]

But I'm eating the inside of my lips constantly, does that not count?

[@Seloliva1015]

But sir! I have a cool tie, and met an important person

[@bretterry8356]

Billy: tries to blame Twin Galaxies and says they made the case expire so it would exceed the statute of limitations. Judge: You're the plaintiff. It's on you to meet your deadlines. Dismissed.

[@BlurkFromUtterSpace]

I think he lost by default for licking his lips in-between every damn word he spoke. That's definitely illegal.

[@aggiefan88]

I couldn’t hear anything he was saying cuz of that damn skinny lips licking was too annoying. Lol

[@Gr1mm4]

I noticed that as well, once seen, it can't be unseen.... god damn is BM a slimey guy.

[@PublicVoidFoo]

@@Gr1mm4 you are hereby summoned to retract your comment, apologise, and pay $300,000 for libel

[@Lady8D]

@@PublicVoidFoo LOL

[@patriots-wu2qs]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed this. I couldn't stop looking at it

[@ManicShorty]

Billy: I have a West Point tie. I possibly spoke to a famous actress Judge: ...so anyways, case dismissed

[@WolfDB]

You gotta love how even the lighting in Billy's house makes him look like a stereotypical villain

[@phoenixfoxx3643]

Are we not gonna acknowledge the creepy guy in the background

[@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368]

The constant lip licking is a sign of a cocaine addict. The mouth is often numb and you get weird lip/mouth movements because they can't feel it.

[@mwperk02]

@@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 I think that's just his nervous tick.

[@CHamlin86]

14:29 "I believe all this was done maliciously on their part..." Well, it doesn't matter what you believe, Billy. Only what you can prove.

[@DarkPaladin1130]

Someone should remind Billy, if it wasn't his "maliciously" cheating he wouldn't be in this spot.

[@harborwolf22]

"His execution was frame-perfect..." You rule Karl.

[@jinxhead4182]

@Bryan Only way he can recover from that is a perfect death warp.

[@liveyourdreammedia]

Frame rule(r) Karl

[@Sorrelhas]

"Rare footage of Karl actually angry" "LET'S GO BILLYYYY"

[@11epicnoob]

Yeah but the Judge boss AI was still RNG Heavy

[@mgeiger2341]

@@jinxhead4182 If he can shift into second gear, he might just make it.

[@DevilboyScooby]

"All he needed to do was convince the judge to ignore his legal responsibilities" 😂

[@ewbeqns]

Half way through the video and this is all I can focus on now.

[@TheGahta]

EZ after all its a 50/50 Chance

[@henrychinaski8686]

Just try to bribe the judge :D

[@duskworkerdron5901]

Mitchell: "I know attorneys give you less headaches in pro se." Judge: "No, not necessarily." lol

[@trem0lo]

Pro se is when you represent yourself. Nice subtle jab there by the judge.

[@seve5143]

Isn't that a threat, tbh?

[@crushycrawfishy1765]

@@seve5143 No. Billy is just trying to make it seem like he's being super cooperative and helpful to make the judges life easier. The judge is just making it clear that it won't.

[@PhillipOliverWholes]

Interesting, I thought he said "I know attorneys give you less headaches _than_ pro se," meaning talking to an attorney instead of the litigant is easier for the judge. So I took the "not necessarily" response as a light-hearted joke about attorneys, and maybe the only point Billy scored with the judge in an otherwise absolute clusterfuck. lol

[@duskworkerdron5901]

@@PhillipOliverWholes Honestly, you're probably right. I misheard him since I didn't know what "pro se" was. It might also be a slight jab at Mitchell as well as at attorneys since it kind of hints at how Billy actually knows very little about this kind of stuff.

[@Aikisbest]

Good on Notch for helping, really warms my heart to hear that so many, including him has come forward to help!

[@emeraldaly7646]

It's fascinating that someone like him would be on the right side of something for once. Guess it just goes to show how nuanced people can be.

[@Aikisbest]

"Someone like him"? What secrets do you know about Notch that I never got to hear :o@@emeraldaly7646

[@wysteria.]

​@@emeraldaly7646something something broken clock

[@seezee_]

​@@emeraldaly7646 people usually look at stuff in a black and white only manner where somebody or something can either be only good or only bad when that usually isn't really the case

[@LendriMujina]

@@emeraldaly7646Yeah. While I still don't like him in _general,_ helping Karl defend himself against Mitchell's... _legal vampirism..._ was a _really_ big thing for him to do, and I definitely have at least a little more respect for him now than I did before learning about this saga.

[@bleedorange1998]

Billy: “I am very unhappy.” *chefs kiss*

[@spyczech]

The judge saying "Sorry sir" was gold 🤣

[@coolpool4191]

Yo!?!?!? Finally gets what he deserves

[@MrJamiez]

What's that Bob?

[@OmeedNOuhadi]

@@MrJamiez did I just hear your comment through my tooth?

[@MrJamiez]

@@OmeedNOuhadi I don't hear comments. I read them. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

[@OmeedNOuhadi]

@@MrJamiez “What’s that Bob?” You’re comment. Twelve Monkeys (1995).

[@grayaj23]

What he *deserves* would be a rugby/American football, jar of vaseline and a long-handled shoehorn. But yeah point taken.

[@philipc4272]

"Billy Mitchell tried to be the first person ever to execute the 'No Judge' skip in the game 'Real Life'. This is the story of how he failed."

[@QueekHeadtaker]

powerful comment!

[@somestranger4287]

Sadly, he pulled off the board swap tech too slowly and tried to skip picking up persuasion to save time, really screwed him over

[@HippieMumboJumbo]

Did he rub a half lime all over his lips before hopping onto zoom? Or is this the “horse with peanut butter on the roof of the mouth” thing? Dude is straight up bizarre.

[@jamesgriffiths2521]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@Scanlaid]

"It tastes like the cow got into the onion patch" - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY]

Another proud installment in Billy's any% "become a vexatious litigant" speedrun.

[@npc4805]

@Param Mo dollar store curtains

[@treysabre2943]

Are you sure he’s not going for a 100%? He’s doing every speed runner/reporter/commentator lawsuit side quest,

[@MagicPlants]

hahaha that's fucking hilarious lmao

[@CorkyMcButterpants]

Emulated? I assume. 😂

[@projectpitchfork860]

At least he's good at that.

[@terminalspines]

Even though Billy misspoke here, "I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific." is how I'm going to start all of my conversations from now on.

[@JamesClark1991]

LMAO

[@NFournaridis]

What a bizarre non sequitur. I’m assuming Karl’s analysis for why he said that is correct, but still… What a peculiar thing to just throw out there. So odd.

[@crescendo5594]

I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific, and also, I agree you should start all of my conversations that way.

[@DeathToRain]

Seems like something Trump would say 🤣

[@bejimars]

almost makes me think Melanie Griffith is someone else entirely that the judge would be familiar with. it’s too bizarre to comprehend that he just randomly dropped an A-list actor from decades ago. edit: just saw karl's pinned comment; "The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there."

[@Speculativedude]

I laughed out loud when you said Billy's face looked like a 2 year old when you tell them they can't watch any more Tv. Because I have a 2 year old and that IS the EXACT face he makes when we tell him that he can't watch any more TV. lol

[@ShoddyCast]

I'm a simple man: I see some Billy Mitchell drama, and I click

[@sicktaiz]

and we say thanks to Notch for helping

[@gabrote42]

Hey Austin, hope you got my comment. GL. Also, Notch gets wayy to much hate 2HourEDIT: After due research I hereby retract the third sentence of the above message. Have a nice day

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

AUSTIN?! Where is the richest video games characters part 3?

[@earlyticketmann8626]

Here before this blows up

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@kuroooo tf

[@Macephtopheles]

3:29 Props to whoever it was who donated $1,000 under the pseudonym of Todd Togers.

[@zakazany1945]

What if it's someone named Todd Togers?

[@RYshinanigansAN]

@@zakazany1945 then it's even better

[@Macephtopheles]

@@zakazany1945 Then it'd be an amazing coincidence given the circumstances and history of it. 😋 (Todd Rogers filed a court claim once which literally named him as "Todd Togers" on the legal document...)

[@youuuuuuuuuuutube]

Lmao!

[@zakazany1945]

@@Macephtopheles I know how Todd Rogers is dumb, that was the joke

[@kevinedward6132]

Judges expression is almost one of "I went through how many years of law school and years becoming a judge and now I have this clown in front of me *sigh*"

[@crushycrawfishy1765]

Bad as billy is, that judge has certainly seen so much worse.

[@v3ck1n]

@@firemonkey1015 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Billy Mitchell is definitely a psychopath. He spent the past 40 years living off of a fake video game score. He doesn't live in the same reality the rest of us do.

[@LinusIslamTips]

@@firemonkey1015 this depends on whether he has a moral code or he fears just consequences. The latter indicates lack of first and a possibility of Psycopathy.

[@LinusIslamTips]

@@firemonkey1015 aight. Thanks for clearing up.

[@joshualeahy2162]

@@firemonkey1015 With that dog filter on in your pfp I'd wager that you're one too. :p

[@jmc2830]

14:14 it's actually cathartic watching this man in so much stress. i'm usually not that vindictive but damn this mans entire existence erks me.

[@bking1295]

The fact that he keeps suing content creators so there’s no bad press on him is absurd. He should be charged again for intimidation

[@egg5474]

A lawsuit isn’t considered intimidation, as it is, you know, the legal process. A legal statute cannot be self referencing as a form of precedence

[@sursurrus]

California has something called SLAPP that IIRC is meant to help people being sued into silence. Maybe could happen in the other lawsuit (I'm expecting a 2 hour video)

[@GijsvanDam]

@@egg5474 but a lawsuit *can* be found frivolous, in which case the plaintiff can be held in contempt.

[@jinxhead4182]

@@egg5474 Yes it can if it is found to be solely based on the fact, that it is without substance and made for no other reason than to silence the other party or pressure them with a costly trial. That is why some states have anti-SLAPP laws. I wouldn't generalise so quickly.

[@egg5474]

@@jinxhead4182 Aight you win, time to reheat my brain in the microwave

[@deanchur]

How to get out of a speeding fine: "Officer, I spoke with Karl Jobst yesterday, he was an absolute legend"

[@booksgaming1426]

Optional buffer: "I have a submitted Goldeneye 007 run posted on speedrun."

[@rgerber]

@@booksgaming1426 Officer: well, we don't speedrun on the streets

[@booksgaming1426]

@@rgerber But it was frame perfect, officer.

[@adama7752]

Throws nad into the air, followed by 2 more.

[@jamesknapp64]

Results may vary

[@CYMotorsport]

There’s a Melanie Griffiths on the 20th judicial circuit as court admin but in probation. Someone pointed out there’s a Karena Griffith as judicial assistant in Broward on the 17th circuit. That seems wild if he named dropped a celebrity but nothing to debunk it. My goodness…

[@karljobst]

Yeah check pinned he probably said the wrong name.

[@CYMotorsport]

@@karljobst which weirdly is worse haha

[@mitchellbaker4847]

@@CYMotorsport well this is a weird place to spot you.

[@Taolan8472]

Id bet money he just googled the person.

[@JBroMCMXCI]

This makes much more sense. So many people lack critical thinking skills.

[@wormhole331]

He doesn't even have a lawyer so he's filing all these lawsuits himself. He just wants to make his enemies stress and waste money on frivolous lawsuits

[@dubyahhh]

Hey Karl, I’m mildly familiar with American military culture. If his son attended West Point, billy can absolutely wear that tie. I agree with your assessment that it’s not okay to bring it up in this context, however. The tie is the kind of thing you might wear to an important event hoping to be asked about it so you can brag about your child for a few minutes. To mention West Point but not his son, without being prompted, I think whether it’s conscious or not he’s trying to lie by omission to the judge here. Objectively I give him benefit of the doubt, subjectively I think we all know better. Cheers from America, love these!

[@LadyRedAmber]

Thanks for the info!

[@micahblakeslee]

I'm not in the military, but most of my brothers were. I'd agree that based on the footage here, he's probably trying to make small talk, but it's not illegal.

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Some good context here

[@0xA455h]

Yeah, you have to make an active claim for it to even apply to the 2013 act( or even the unconstitutional 2005 one).

[@TransRoofKorean]

There's no question that what he said isn't illegal (well, I mean, I guess Karl _asked_ that question, but no, this wouldn't nearly be "stolen valor"), but let's be honest, what William here was essentially doing was lie-humblebrag that he went to West Point, since the judge would have no idea otherwise. He didn't just forget to say "I've got this nice tie too: my son went to West Point, very proud of him" -- he intentionally omitted it.

[@CowMaam]

I’m just imagining how much fun Karl must have had writing this script

[@AMURORAY2]

Yep

[@thatcokestuff]

The first 2 minutes were amazing haha

[@GangstaMartinez]

Being a lawyer myself, I found this especially amusing. Mitchel's performance was laughable. The judge on the other hand - highly professional in every way. If I can offer any "words of wisdom" to you Karl, it's this: judges are not only trained in law. Judges also must know how to see through bullshit of the parties involved in the case. This is their job too. If this is all Mitchel can muster, your own case should be dismissed with ease as well. We're with you, good sir!

[@miniasriel9951]

I think anyone with any semblance of some psychological knowledge of manipulation could see through Billy's bull shit, let alone people like judges or lawyers who have to see though it on the daily. I agree that this judge kept this extremely professional, and it's honestly insane to me how good he is at keeping his face near straight despite being able to feel his discontent for the person he has to deal with. Cheers.

[@daisuke4bleach]

Ayyyy, your comment really intrigued me. I am curious, did you receive some kind of training on discerning BS from people or is that specific to a judge? Thanks for your help as a lawyer in this world!

[@GangstaMartinez]

@@daisuke4bleach Cheers mate :) In my country there are special psychology and sociology courses in law schools, although they are not obligatory. The real "teacher" of human psychology is law practice itself. The longer you practice it, the better you are at bullshit detection. Having 10+ years in practicing law, I can say Mitchel is a small fry at "buttering up" the judge. I have seen viscious sharks at work to sway the judge their way. Billy still has a lot to learn.

[@limitless_93]

Have you been following the whole Billy Mitchel saga? Sadly here in the US people make lives of themselves with fake law suits like the Wendy's chili finger story. And the KFC fried rat. If you watch them, I'm sure your eyes will roll out of your head, and out the door.

[@GangstaMartinez]

@@limitless_93 I only really know about Mitchell's current case. I am however aware about pointless lawsuits in the USA. Some of them are comedy gold :)

[@SirMaxim]

It doesn't excuse his past behavior, but I'm glad to hear Notch is willing to help

[@Matrixchild730]

Non-lawyers: "Wow, this is crazy." Lawyers: "Just a normal day in court."

[@andy56duky]

Just like any other games in their community.

[@JamezMorrizProjectz]

He should have called Saul. Saul would have found a way...

[@livefreeprintguns]

I'm from the states, and speaking personally I wouldn't go so far to say Billy wearing the tie was a case of stolen valor (since it was most likely given to him by his son), but it definitely was an attempt at buttering the judge up.

[@superdupergrover9857]

I agree. Sleezy, cheesy and unethical, but not stolen valor.

[@lutherheggs451]

Yeah I was in the military, that shit ain't stolen valor....Some people just want to hate him so desperately for anything that they would claim anything they could....He may be a shitbag, but just because you went to West point your not obligated to go into military service after that... Stolen valor would be he was claiming to have been in the military, West point is just a military school

[@Shadow-zf5uc]

@@lutherheggs451 I agree but I'd just like to point out that I don't think Billy Michael went to West Point. I believe it's Billy's son that is in West Point and Billy's tie was either a gift from or borrowed from his son. In any case, It's still not an attempt at stolen valor because Billy isn't claiming any military awards or service. It's just a move that comes off as a little bit disingenuous.

[@Shadow-zf5uc]

@Porcupine Maybe, but you can go to West Point and drop out before completing your studies and still have, "gone to West Point." From what I understand a lot of West Point students drop out. Especially in their first year. Those who drop out are not required to go into the military.

[@miciso666]

i love how easy u can bribe a judge or lie to them. must be amazing to live there.

[@smlincur]

”his execution was frame perfect” , unlike his gameplay

[@Sehyo]

Tbh his gameplay is pretty good, probs better than his bs'ing lol

[@projectpitchfork860]

@@Sehyo No it really isn't.

[@emilygordbort7300]

@@Sehyo He was executed with frame-perfect accuracy

[@Sehyo]

@@emilygordbort7300 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sehyo]

@@projectpitchfork860 How so?

[@scotthurr5925]

The way he licks his lips is distressingly off-putting.

[@chrisbeach423]

He literally reached the Dismissed screen within 5 minutes. Billy Mitchell is the speed running GOAT 🐐

[@lanceknightmare]

That run was invalid because he tried to claim it was a 100% run. :D

[@chrisbeach423]

@@lanceknightmare I honestly think Todd Rodgers could possibly beat this time, especially considering the fact that he uses “The Human Element” in his speedruns.

[@lanceknightmare]

@@chrisbeach423 Legit, have Hector Fly himself teach a player how to speedrun. Some of the fastest hands in gaming creating new techniques to move faster.

[@cheapasstech]

God of all Twats?

[@nuyxo4849]

Wow… the first bit of empathy I’ve ever felt for this man is second-hand embarrassment. This is what you deserve Billy.

[@Cheesehead302]

It's so hard to watch I have to keep pausing it before it cuts back to the judge.

[@VelkanAngels]

Same, it even started becoming physically uncomfortable, lol. Had to pause like 8 times. I deal with sadness or anger better than I deal with second-hand embarrassment xP.

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

I wanted to put a brown paper bag over my head.

[@peppermint_8]

That judge is impressively patient. He is an absolute legend.

[@javaguru7141]

In other words, much like a garbage man, he throws out the trash and does it painstakingly but well.

[@spartanretro]

I’d buy him a drink for dealing with that moron

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

You need a lot of patience to be a judge, you'll be dealing with a lot of tedious people every day.

[@JLConawayII]

They deal with idiots like this every day.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

yeah, you typically don't deal with most put together people as a judge that works directly with plaintiffs and defendants. probably a lot easier when you are dealing with lawyers.

[@robwalton1789]

What’s going on with Billy’s tongue? He truly is a snake

[@minhduong1484]

Billy tried to blame the inactivity on Twin Galaxies saying they "let the case go inactive" to which the judge responds it is up to the plaintiff to keep the case active not the defendants. Then Billy claims they made "every effort to contact" Twin Galaxies. That's not how it works. If they could not contact the defendants in over a year, then the plaintiff should have alerted the court long ago.

[@Milkmans_Son]

it's a weird strategy since it would take about 5 minutes of research to figure out that hiding from a lawsuit is pretty much the quickest way to lose a lawsuit.

[@DarkPaladin1130]

Funny how Billy has no trouble contacting them when it's about California's lawsuit. If this judge knew that.......

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

If he put as much effort into playing games as he does into lying he would be the best gamer on the planet

[@ThePhonyAccount]

Pretty much.

[@Zeru64_]

He would be The Player of the Century, but for real.

[@lukelaser5397]

Look at that face 😆😆😆😆😆

[@Treefinger1]

I think he is a pretty bad lier...

[@olafweiske6132]

but he is (in his own mind^^)

[@burtbackattack]

"You've probably never heard of this game before, it's kind of flown under the radar" I bloody love you Karl!

[@SmoothJK]

And the wink lol

[@NoriMori1992]

I love how Billy keeps trying to blame Twin Galaxies for falling off the map. Even if that were true, he could have contacted the court at literally any time to explain that.

[@ags8507]

that was an insane skip from the judge, a true speedrunner, and didnt even use glitches, just used the already made rules of the game, big brain.

[@n3uro84]

Yeah, at first I thought he spliced the run, but nope, it was just really well executed.

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

This judge is going to become a legend in the history of speedrunning

[@menpower1]

The judge speedran the case

[@patrickhanlon932]

It's too bad the judge got Billy's slow patterns two times in a row, I really ruined his chance of getting a PB.

[@johnjurell8365]

the most optimal speedrun

[@NathanTruby]

@@patrickhanlon932 he also got the repeat question pattern Hes lucky billy was repeating basic questions and not something much longer

[@Trader_Spero]

Telling off a crook any% run. lol

[@roy8749]

I searched "Billy Mitchell" on KZbin out of curiosity and discovered that not only he has a KZbin channel but also a community that supports him and some of them actively hate on Karl... I lost all hope in humanity a long ago but this... This is just ridiculous

[@lightningsam]

Yeah humanity has been lost a while ago. But let’s be grateful for people who have common sense and any brain cells left. To know the truth.

[@bigNASTY-it2qo]

You should see his Twitter account. Nothing but dumbass drones supporting this guy and calling him awesome. People can be really stupid

[@jdubo1998]

Lmao, there are people who still think the Earth is flat. You will find a community for anything, thankfully most people are absolute legends and don't buy into the bullshit.

[@lightningsam]

@@bigNASTY-it2qo You give me more reasons why removing Twitter on my phone was the best decision of my life. Thanks.

[@pa-vl1kg]

Considering the type of man he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he's buying followers and comments from phones' farms.

[@porkfang]

.....and yes that Judge was VERY VERY patient with Billy.

[@ramikesserwan9983]

“Billy Mitchell is the gift that keeps on giving” No Karl, YOU are the gift that keeps on giving. Amazing upload

[@OmicronX-1999]

Well, I guess Billy did achieve one thing: a new world record for TwinGalaxies Lawsuit - Case Dismissal%

[@13megaprime]

Finally a record that Todd Todgers did legitimately

[@h1gh3r73]

"His execution was frame perfect" My fucking sides jesus christ

[@BloodBoughtMinistries]

Jesus Christ is Lord

[@dezlondes7106]

@@BloodBoughtMinistries Don't cast pearls before swine, let it God handle it.

[@matsuyowaimo]

@@BloodBoughtMinistries ok man, i respect your religion but why post it into a gaming video? makes no sense imo

[@dwindeyer]

@@matsuyowaimo Because Jesus Christ is Lord, this isn't rocket science we're dealing with here

[@matsuyowaimo]

@@dwindeyer ok i accept that, but this video has nothing to do with religion. its literally about some dude cheating in a game

[@nicholasteale8982]

Karl: "I've legitimately played Raid way too much over the past two years. I'm level 93! You can't fake that!" Billy Mitchell: "Bet."

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It's really satisfying to see justice being served on someone like him. In before he sues me too for making a comment about him.

[@cielararagi3195]

I'm sueing you for overpresence on youtube man

[@maximusthedude8305]

Tbh if Billy was actually more effective at getting his way I think I’d be sweating for Karl right now

[@denlimwolf]

I got a dollar for your lawsuit.

[@GabeSweetMan]

Better start wearing a mustache to throw him off your scent.

[@JihadiJesus]

Nice

[@alejandrocortes1149]

The way Billy Mitchell takes his tongue out every word make's him look like a sad snake.

[@tithund]

I hadn't noticed it in earlier videos I saw of him, what a strange tic.

[@Final-Ts]

@@tithund It's called Meth ;) Not a tic

[@SavageGreywolf]

Well he is sad about Twin Galaxies yoinking his fake WRs, and he is a metaphorical snake so there you go

[@DeanThomson]

@@Final-Ts That is what I thought when I saw his lip movements. Meth. haha

[@linguine2081]

Seeing Mitchell getting destroyed put a smile on my face. His ego will be his downfall

[@Slimurgical]

"Will be" Too late, Billy has ruined his run permanently and instead of resetting it (Aka doing something else and moving on), is just seeing how ruined it can get.

[@MoneyManHolmes]

He was an awesome gamer. Easily one of the best in the world. But that wasn’t good enough for him. He had to be known as the best at any cost, even if it meant lying and cheating for decades. He’s a sick, sick man who could have been remembered as a legend if he wasn’t such a scumbag.

[@likestoospooge]

I don’t know. I’m pretty sure he’ll keep telling himself out loud and all his friends that same excuse he was telling the judge about why no action was taken forcing the case to be thrown out. Making it seem as if he would have won if it wasn’t for that. I doubt that ego is going anywhere.

[@pattonpending7390]

My son is a Corporal in the US Marine Corps, and I often wear a USMC hat to support him. If anyone asks me about it I tell them that. It's OK. Stolen Valor (in the US) is defined as lying about service or award received for the purpose of obtaining monetary or other tangible benefit. It's fine to wear signs that support the military as long as you don't claim (for example) you were a bad ass Navy Seal with two silver stars and a purple heart, but now have PTSD and need money to pay the rent. It's a bit like wearing apparel with your favorite football team on it. just because you wear the jersey, no one is going to assume you play for Manchester United.

[@inciaradible7144]

'Hey, I examined your demo yesterday and there's a few moments in which it's really weird; it jumps from no inputs to SR50 like in a single frame.' 'Well, I spoke with Melanie Griffith yesterday, she is terrific.'

[@WCHMN3]

Him licking his lips all the time is ( in my opinion at least) showing how scared he is and how much he is lying. The judge might have picked up on it as well.

[@stevep9177]

I was going to ask about that. He doesn't do it in other clips I've seen, so I figured it was either nerves or a distraction technique.

[@Joetoep]

That behavior creeps me out to be honest.

[@voidofmind]

It could be a medical disorder, and is probably the reason Karl does not draw attention to it.

[@jimez86]

It's called tardive dyskinesia and is likely due to medication. Karl probably didn't bring it up since it's irrelevant to the subject matter what condition Billy has as it wouldn't excuse the actions he committed.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

Even if true, and the judge "picked up on it," it has no relevance. The judge is REQUIRED to dismiss the case. There was no other possible outcome at this juncture.

[@paularized1]

After a long, hard day of research and editing, I wonder if Karl sits back with a nice cold drink and says “Hello you Absolut vodka.”

[@AndreasMSchroeder]

Underrated comment!

[@innertuber4049]

Dude, you got me

[@MedroffYT]

🤮

[@onikoneko]

I hate you for making laugh as hard as I did at that, take your upvote you absolute monster

[@paularized1]

@@onikoneko That’s what I like to hear dude. Making people laugh is one of the best things in life.

[@joelman1989]

Honestly this judge seems like a really nice guy. You always get this sense of superiority from judges. And I understand why they might need to present themselves that way. But this guy was really patient.

[@broputer]

You mainly get the superiority act from tv judges, not actual court judges

[@neverdive1059]

You’d probably be surprised that the large majority of judges are like this. For all the sensationalized stories you hear, judges take their responsibilities incredibly seriously and are way more often than not just trying to uphold the law and do the right thing.

[@SM-nz9ff]

No you don't lol. Stop watching fake "reality" tv and touch grass. Most judges are like this because they have to be.

[@jamesspraeker2558]

A judge having to say " I can not give you legal advice " just blew my mind, Laughing out Loud

[@ashkebora7262]

I love how he thinks the statute of limitations should be _their_ problem. Uhh, no Billy. The statute of limitations is there so jerks like you can't torture people like this by leaving court cases open for years or dredging up old stuff. If it was so important to file a court case, _maybe_ you should've paid attention to when the case would be heard!!

[@ClassicTrialsChannel]

He didn't really expect it to got to court, which is why he left it open so long in the hope of a settlement. , it's all about money. It's why he didn't have a lawyer as it he would mean having to pay them and he just wants the person being sued to settle out of court with a big pay off.

[@tzvikrasner6073]

@@ClassicTrialsChannel Exactly. Every one of these suits were SLAPP suits

[@VelvetYeti]

Did you just defame him??? LAWSUIT INCOMING!!!!!!

[@debeb5148]

@@VelvetYeti There was a new law put in place where if your reputation REALLY is that bad, you can't claim defamation. Might apply to Billy lmfao

[@RemoWilliams1227]

​@@debeb5148 interesting, truly.

[@FriendsVsWild]

Billy punching the air watching this right now, he has the bell notification on for all Karl’s uploads.

[@austins.2495]

F@ps to pictures of his own game scores

[@MsNotorials]

@@austins.2495 I bet he’s spilt is fappuccino all over his Ms. Pac-Man machine.

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

That may just be sad enough to be true😆

[@ddlk9913]

Billy "Steven Seagal" Hamilton

[@KenMabie]

"i am suing them for $10 million and there was no one there would help" gee YA THINK !?!?!

[@meILM]

lmao the way you made this case seem like a speedrun in the intro 😂

[@NeoArashi]

Not surprising, given that 99% of his videos are about speedruns.

[@MrLockederboss1990]

Frame perfect input

[@metalslugfest]

Case Dismissal Any % Run, can he beat his own NWR in another state?

[@dayvancubensis]

Is it possible Melanie Griffith is someone related to the case, perhaps someone working in the court system or something? Because judging by the placement of the sentence, it sounds like he’s referring to someone he talked to about the case.

[@subliminallime4321]

That was my thought. She's probably a clerk or something who just happens to have the same name as an old actress.

[@tosspot1305]

My sentiments aswell

[@PhilWare1]

@@tosspot1305 Yes, my assumption as well :-)

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

as someone pointed out, there is a paralegal that works with this judge by the name of karena griffiths. mitchell is just an idiot.

[@empire0]

For a normal person, yes. However this is Billy Mitchell, the world's greatest gamer, so obviously he was talking to *the* Melanie Griffith

[@Torch82]

Billy: "They let this happen!" Well...yeah. If you're suing them, it's in their best interest to let the lawsuit die quietly. It probably saved them a ton of money too, not having to pay their attorney(s) to respond.

[@darkmagician1184]

as the judge said, "it is your responsibility as the plaintiff to keep the case active"

[@v3ck1n]

Exactly!! He filed the lawsuit like 16 months ago, what did he expect to happen?

[@seretkeena]

I thought that was hilarious. "They let this happen." in regards to the lawsuit as if it's the defendant's duty to pursue all legal avenues and remedies, to do all the legal legwork in a case where... they're the ones being sued. Problem is this. When you make a claim, it is YOUR responsibility to prove that claim. It's not the responsibility of those that you're telling your claim to do all the work for you. That's just not how it works.

[@StreetwizeJJ2]

Disclaimer: Not defending him; just playing a bit of devil's advocate. I honestly think he could have gotten away with the lies had he not procrastinated, but doing nothing until the deadline passed is entirely his fault. What he could have done with the extension... who knows? After looking into his lawsuits' court files it's worth noting he frequently displays confirmation bias, so he likely would have found some way to make suing someone twice seem legal, even if what he'd use doesn't actually work that way.

[@TeddyOG]

@@seretkeena yeah my pa and sis are lawyers and some companies/attorneys will go to huge lengths to be as hard to find as possible. One of his cases he kept trying to find a good address, and the other lawyer basically taunted him whenever his summons was a miss. Refusing to help, but still communicating lol. Finally cornered them at the right place and they finally acknowledged the lawsuit. But it's absolutely part of the game and Billy got deservedly rekt