“And you’re paying for it.” Hands down the funniest line of the entire bit.
@roberthernandez54710 ай бұрын
BEST DRIVER U CAN FIND IN AMERICA #1 DAVE🎉❤
@steveprudell997610 ай бұрын
😂 I got to admit,took a while to get to the punch line then Gab nailed it hilarious thanks 👍
@steveprudell997610 ай бұрын
Hello Gabriel I've sold a 58 VW bus 57 bug I was broke couldn't get sh#t for VW in the Seventies love You and Comedy 😂 admire Your collection.
@mordechaitaub359410 ай бұрын
"I don't give a s**t." "Ha ha ha, Merica." So funny!! 😂😂😅 Thanks for sharing Gabriel.
@Knightyme10 ай бұрын
If more people were straight talkers like Dave, the world would be a much much better place to live and explore.
@afp44510 ай бұрын
Amen!
@ktakahashi15658 ай бұрын
Yea and then most of the western cry babies might crack to pcs because of this hahaha
@OriginalMomo10 ай бұрын
“I don’t give a 💩!” 🤣😂🤣
@LedionZogaj10 ай бұрын
Yep like I've seen this 50 times
@autumbreeze112910 ай бұрын
Dave is the best friend you may not at times want, but the one you need
@kayumust10 ай бұрын
dave is pure , protect him at all costs
@devinweathers752010 ай бұрын
Haha murica
@noxion414310 ай бұрын
I wouldn't describe him as pure, he is a bit rude for that, but he passes the vibe check and we need more people with this kind of honesty and value of self respect
@rodgodx34510 ай бұрын
“HEY! I ain’t your mama. Pick that shit up!” 😂😂😂
@uggy710 ай бұрын
Hey Gabriel, thanks for the stories and humor, they are uplifting. Good on Dave to keep you safe, on time for you performances and tell it how it is. Definitely a keeper Dave is, no bull, refreshing. Look after that guy he's a rarity in this weird world. ❤
@sitresjolie234310 ай бұрын
Men like Dave make the world go around. Bless him and them. ❤
@paulvamos731910 ай бұрын
Drivers on the bus go round and round.🤣
@ammoncalixta10 ай бұрын
I love this story! I've had to kick out a few people out of my car too. Even tossed a mostly eaten burrito at a crazy person's face cause the stuff coming out of their mouth was pure nonsense.
@martinstudios31610 ай бұрын
What was that person saying?
@ammoncalixta10 ай бұрын
@@martinstudios316 Something about interdimensional vampires and that I was working with others (people I don't even know), to un a live the men in her fam. She also accused me of breaking and entering. Thank God for cameras. The power of the word moves mountains so, our friendship ended that moment. Then I met someone even more out there.
@strikerzac9 ай бұрын
This is how it should be. Two parties that disagree, have fun bantering back and forth a bit, and at the end of the day they still get along.
@tammyhayes7710 ай бұрын
Way to go Dave, Thanks Gabriel. Love you.
@vl_lv10 ай бұрын
Enjoyed seeing this love and appreciation for another person, for Dave! Great job! Loved this ❤️ thank you for sharing!
@robinemery10 ай бұрын
MURICA!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Luv Dave!!
@leewomack349810 ай бұрын
Gabriel Iglesias makes my day, I just love 💖 this man... Gabriel Iglesias you rock! God bless you honey, you rock my world 😘😘😘 .........😘
@ram50v810 ай бұрын
Gabriel, back in 2010 I locked up the brakes on the mini van I was driving in the middle of BFE Nebraska. All because my co-driver was critiquing my driving, which was stellar but not to his "expectations"!! I Got out, walked to the passenger door, opened it and told the person sitting there " I will kill you, leave your carcass right beside the van for the buzzards and thumb my way back to Illinois. The look on his face was...."PRICELESS"! I get back in and just like Keifer Sutherland and Woody Harreleson in "The Cowboy Way" I tell him "If I hear a moan, hear a sigh, hear a grunt or hear a sideways glance, I will follow through with my intentions (Yes, that is exactly what I said) We had a full tank of gas and for the next 350 miles there was "nothing" and I do mean "NOTHING" from him. It got to the point I could not look at him for fear of breaking up laughing. Finally after 350 miles we stop for gas and it was his turn to drive that I apologized for blowing up. His response was a flippant remark which I responded "Don't think for a minute I will not follow through so zip your lip and body language"!! He buttoned up...... It was his van!!! We are still best friends, and he knows I am serious! LMAO
@hebrewhammer408610 ай бұрын
Dave is fricken awesome, we need more people like him lol. To many people willing to lie and just throw morals and self respect out the window these days.
@tartsonawire10 ай бұрын
One of my favorite stories. I hope Dave still drives for you?
@hellotroller_lol1610 ай бұрын
WHOOO 'MERICAAAAAAAAA
@kathrynbillinghurst18810 ай бұрын
I hope Dave goes on vacation soon!! 😂✌️🇦🇺
@ankurvyas4 ай бұрын
Talks the way people used to. Love it.
@laurenceroypascual387810 ай бұрын
Dave has the biggest balls of steel to tell the guy he works for to shut up and to kick Kenny G off his bus
@laurelwells-georgia712410 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to hear about Dave’s reaction to the standing ovation from the show
@firedocean063be_awsome610 ай бұрын
Good job Fluffy love ya 😂😂😂
@vex253810 ай бұрын
I wish that kind of honesty was appreciated at my work place... Id be climbing the ladder in no time 😂
@Crazymanbos10 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorites. Love this story! Keep it up!
@ecclestonsangel10 ай бұрын
Hey! I ain't yer mama! Pick that s*** up! Ok, Dave. Soooo funny! Fluffy rules!
@tankmantankman480210 ай бұрын
Perfect
@SpizganySpizgieusz10 ай бұрын
moment when Dave say: im build a wall make me smile but not normal smile its a biggest smile in my life
@lisatrif598410 ай бұрын
Aww that shout out made me tear up 😭
@rogueguardian9 ай бұрын
Dave sounds like a hell of a dude, we'd be bros if I could meet him.
@marctompkins300110 ай бұрын
Dave took the picture at the border stop!😂
@yournon-existantdad64810 ай бұрын
Yaaaay new video
@hellokittyfan-os6vl10 ай бұрын
LOL THAT HE SAID I give a 💩
@glitchedone_YT10 ай бұрын
he'll yeah love your videos bro!!! would love to meet you in person
@mordechaitaub359410 ай бұрын
Me too.
@Qualitygamer1010 ай бұрын
Bro I love your videos and I think that your really funny keep it up
@jaydengonzalez248910 ай бұрын
This coming from the home of the top G🫡
@carolwsherman10 ай бұрын
One of my fav stories 😍
@SanicBoi10 ай бұрын
Good on Dave for not taking any crap
@Bugaboo15KC10 ай бұрын
Lol I was just watching the full show 😂
@VicciWilliams10 ай бұрын
Much love to Dave 😘❣️
@genniferkelly10 ай бұрын
❤ FLUFFY... DAVE: " I DON'T GIVE A 💩" !!! 😂🤣🤣
@Alexorsumidk10 ай бұрын
One show that fits all!!!
@kingofentertainment705210 ай бұрын
"Murica"
@alfonsomaldonado54068 ай бұрын
Yo fluffy you my favourite comedian. Mucho amor desde España amigo!
@gregorynagy850010 ай бұрын
Too Funny. He says it,Like it is!! G
@Mono-pk9kt10 ай бұрын
nice
@traceycook459110 ай бұрын
Props to Dave!
@jens185610 ай бұрын
Fluffy is AWESOME 💯💯💯
@irenataga808910 ай бұрын
You are hillarious!! Will you ever tour Europe?
@Bionicle-is-god10 ай бұрын
Nice vid, keep up the good work.
@justindavis154610 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I hear the story of Dave it's funny every time.
@Angelnightingale10 ай бұрын
I love all your videos Hope one day you can visit us in Trinidad and Tobago ❤❤❤
@georgeedward169110 ай бұрын
This is great..I LOVE DAVE! MERICA!!
@Demoncubb4ever10 ай бұрын
Anymore specials for the year?
@desireepaulplummer438610 ай бұрын
And your pay for it no kidding🤯🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
@Joey.Lockett10 ай бұрын
When are you coming to colorado
@esaireyna8996 ай бұрын
Yes Gabe you have to give Dave the driver props cuz he’s always punctual on getting you and your crew to every single show on time with no mishaps just like fueling up and stuff and also Dave always tells the truth and with honesty and is a neat freak of the tour bus he doesn’t like to be given the runaround and getting questioned about anything same with my tio he’s just like Dave and tells the ppl how it is there’s no other way around and doesn’t like ppl giving him shit or getting told off so yes I’ll remember that story of Dave
@antoinepapelier679910 ай бұрын
Still great
@heddystgeorge375610 ай бұрын
We need a Fluffy bits of this
@susanteller704610 ай бұрын
True that! People hate me for being like that...lolol...
@sharonyost380710 ай бұрын
That’s the values my husband has He owns his own business and he made the better business bureau has him as 5star to go to
@kalunduleslie0810 ай бұрын
Hi Gabriel
@wandagould375110 ай бұрын
I'm guessing Dave wasn't flying that plane
@Love_My_Cat_Luna2 ай бұрын
I love fluffy
@westt903010 ай бұрын
DAVE!
@rebeccagranger572710 ай бұрын
Hey when you're doing your fluffy shorts. You should do 3 parts about Dave the bus driver.
@user-ky1xy2fx7r10 ай бұрын
my mom friend is seining you proforma in falls few casino Toronto August 11 btw love your work i wish i could go
@johnnycee88810 ай бұрын
Dave is my hero.
@Mr_Professor_Of_Rock1_._10 ай бұрын
…NICE COMMENTS… REACH OUT, 👆LETS DISCUSS 🆙.
@geraldspencer86794 ай бұрын
I tried looking up to see if there was a clip of bus driver Dave's point of view of this story. I didn't find one. He was probably like, "Nah! I don't do interviews. I got work to do! 'Merica!"
@lorriemcgee556210 ай бұрын
😂😂❤😂😂😂😊
@eduardocontreras808510 ай бұрын
How is he so good a making sounds?!
@williambragg617110 ай бұрын
Merica!!!
@respectrealperson29010 ай бұрын
You hear in media complaining of not enough people working, you read where they take away rights to choose, and they want to build walls! Crazy. And should we pay for those idiots money grubbing dishonesty?! Sure we want safety, choices, affordable, and we won't get that until we get Dave in office. Thanks Gabriel for sharing the humor of life! Lot's of Love friend!!!
@alvinjunier664410 ай бұрын
When will we see a new story
@HariSeldon91310 ай бұрын
I'd love to know what Kenny G really said to Dave. Last I saw of Kenny G was in a Katy Perry video (like her or not, the Last Friday Night video is funny).
@Crimzon_Nova10 ай бұрын
0:03 Murica dude in the audience. 🤣🤣🤣
@MFGEEDORAH10 ай бұрын
Why does it translate to kill?!!?!
@Crimzon_Nova10 ай бұрын
@@MFGEEDORAH ??? Just thought it was random and funny. Da heck you thinking about?
@greenandgray10 ай бұрын
wow
@annaspencer96926 ай бұрын
That’s a Gen X person
@ankurvyas4 ай бұрын
I was driving Lyft and the snow started pouring down and there was a teenager and the car started sliding. So I'm like, you know I am from California and do you know how the West, how the trailblazers went out west. They just started. No talk. Just went out on the trail, going to the unknown, always knowing with a quiet self-confidence and focus on the road taken that they and everyone in their group will reach their destination safely, kind of like the drive we're on. She was happy when I told her, you've arrived. Then the next Lyft I told the rider to learn about the OSS, which if you don't know means Office of Strategic Services, the name says so much. I told her how the Second World War was won.
@Absaalookemensch10 ай бұрын
'Murica type people are the butt end of jokes for some people, UNTIL you need their hard work and honest work ethics.
@Kazwan10 ай бұрын
@ 5
@chefcamsey137510 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Mr_Professor_Of_Rock1_._10 ай бұрын
…NICE COMMENTS… REACH OUT, 👆LETS DISCUSS 🆙.
@Hayastantzi9210 ай бұрын
Merica
@nite971510 ай бұрын
Guys can someone explain to me the structure story?
@roxiereed406110 ай бұрын
Would he be Davie Alvey
@carrotboy461010 ай бұрын
‘Murica or ‘merica?
@Firemaster2710 ай бұрын
‘Murica.
@db705910 ай бұрын
Murica
@MrPAULONEAL10 ай бұрын
Nobody in the audience heard of Kenny G?
@RemiFluneIsEternal10 ай бұрын
Dave is based.
@rebeccafreelin751510 ай бұрын
Hardworking Dave, a Trump supporter truly a great "murica". US freedom of speech is the best thing about the US. Whether we agree or not, we have the right to voice our opinion.
@akpeagles10 ай бұрын
George Lopez?
@drakemiller21610 ай бұрын
First
@marckempe214310 ай бұрын
I will say this right now, everyone keeps overlooking one thing in the comments. Dave is a white guy driving your tour bus and you claim that he is one of the hardest working people you have ever met. Has anyone ever considered that it’s a Mexican that is saying this? You could likely be able to compare his work ethic with that of an Indian.
@cmscalvert10 ай бұрын
I usually hate magats, but I'll let Dave pass, for now.
@afp44510 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, I'm sure he's real scared of what you'd do to him if he didn't get a pass 🙄🤣
@Flew42010 ай бұрын
Still the same shit, over and over and over again.