Kickstart My Heart - The Real Lyrics

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@2321kenb
@2321kenb 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the 80s when Vince could sing every other word instead of every 20th
@ahmo2
@ahmo2 3 жыл бұрын
That 80s never existed but I miss that too.
@nashgarcia4490
@nashgarcia4490 3 жыл бұрын
seen them for shout, thought it was a fluke. Seen them for theater, nope ! It wasn't a fluke he cant sing for shit !
@nigelplumley8188
@nigelplumley8188 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahmo2 😂😂😂
@ronnie_5150
@ronnie_5150 3 жыл бұрын
And when he was 50lbs lighter.
@dougcronkhite2113
@dougcronkhite2113 3 жыл бұрын
"Sing" is generous. Vince has never had a good voice. It gets worse when you learn they literally had to cut/drop in each and every line on the 1st album because he couldn't get through a full song even then.
@MdlAgedHeadbanger
@MdlAgedHeadbanger 3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who used to sing in a local band and he told me he sometimes forgot a line or two in cover songs, so he'd mumble something that fit the melody to get through. Vince Neil just did that for most of an original song.
@JayJayTX
@JayJayTX 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah like I still wanna know how does a person actually legit forget the words to their own original songs they have sang for literal decades. Oh yeah. Wet brain. But for real though, if there was ever a human form of a chicky nugget. It’s him. 😂😆
@Weaselwarrior100
@Weaselwarrior100 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he didn't forget the words.. he just can't keep up with it anymore
@WJCMcdbm
@WJCMcdbm 2 жыл бұрын
@@Weaselwarrior100 exactly, legit a fall from grace
@kevinkuenzi5405
@kevinkuenzi5405 2 жыл бұрын
It’s cuz he’s out of breath lol. He just can’t sing . He knows the words lol
@DunmoresMovieMania
@DunmoresMovieMania 2 жыл бұрын
He does that for most of the tour.
@mari0npadel
@mari0npadel 4 жыл бұрын
it sounds like a South Park episode, and Cartman is on vocals lmao
@2321kenb
@2321kenb 3 жыл бұрын
Cartman wouldve sounded better LOL
@leetogo3333
@leetogo3333 3 жыл бұрын
Cartmans sings ways better than this crap
@wtcd5264
@wtcd5264 3 жыл бұрын
That is the most fitting comment to a video I’ve ever seen
@famouslastwords0791HR
@famouslastwords0791HR 3 жыл бұрын
Cartman would actually have been better.😁
@lazybones69
@lazybones69 3 жыл бұрын
At 2:51, he goes from Cartman to Butters xD
@MetalThrashingMan13
@MetalThrashingMan13 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Vince left this show thinking “Man I fucking killed it out there that was awesome”
@Greien218
@Greien218 3 жыл бұрын
Cocain does that to you. Also booze.
@Streetpissa
@Streetpissa 3 жыл бұрын
I’d like your comment but.. 69
@PelozoF
@PelozoF 3 жыл бұрын
@@Streetpissa haha funny number 🤣🤣🤣 Grow up
@williamwhitman4889
@williamwhitman4889 3 жыл бұрын
that's because he did
@Ks-zz9lh
@Ks-zz9lh 3 жыл бұрын
It was awesome.
@kennethlucas7163
@kennethlucas7163 2 жыл бұрын
How considerate of Vince to sing in every language at once
@christiepotter5660
@christiepotter5660 Жыл бұрын
He does not discriminate
@TheStepmonkey
@TheStepmonkey Жыл бұрын
LOL
@MicroSoftner
@MicroSoftner Жыл бұрын
Lol 2
@paolothorpe1461
@paolothorpe1461 Жыл бұрын
Hes speaking in tongues
@paolothorpe1461
@paolothorpe1461 Жыл бұрын
He can speak in their tongues
@paulmicheals4112
@paulmicheals4112 3 жыл бұрын
Always entertaining to hear Vince recite Bible in Hebrew, backwards.....
@ronnie_5150
@ronnie_5150 2 жыл бұрын
@Paul Micheals - Or was it Aramaic?
@InfamousB9
@InfamousB9 2 жыл бұрын
G.O.A.T. comment😭😭😭
@pascarirobert8224
@pascarirobert8224 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Amp661
@Amp661 Жыл бұрын
He's the literal "speaking in tongues"
@heavyglamrocker1987
@heavyglamrocker1987 Жыл бұрын
He's singing in Aramaic.
@joseg.6856
@joseg.6856 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad, the women in the background are putting in effort in their vocals while Vince is having a manic episode
@sunlightevidence4359
@sunlightevidence4359 3 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, the women in the back don't require any effort to sing because they are on the top of their pro game whereas this bag of overcooked rice is hacking the shit out of it...
@SillyGoose2024
@SillyGoose2024 3 жыл бұрын
i've always said if Motley Crue wanted to make a legit comeback - bring back the band and have one of the hot girls become the lead singer. thats the kind of eye candy 80% of the audience wants anyways.
@johnwestcott5612
@johnwestcott5612 3 жыл бұрын
I suspect their vocals are piped in.
@dankieran1974
@dankieran1974 3 жыл бұрын
Give Vince a break, he's obviously having a stroke while on stage
@Buttermilkjug
@Buttermilkjug 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnwestcott5612 You're 100% correct, sir~
@t1313X6
@t1313X6 4 жыл бұрын
That was the longest stroke I've ever seen. One should be careful around such commotion it can be a trigger. I hope that sweet old lady is doing better!
@mdanthony18
@mdanthony18 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣
@jasonn668
@jasonn668 4 жыл бұрын
If there’s such a thing as second hand stroke I definitely felt it while watching this video
@karenc.smithfineart7413
@karenc.smithfineart7413 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@victormealing5162
@victormealing5162 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao too fuckin funny
@tamstrz4427
@tamstrz4427 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!
@Emily.Mullens
@Emily.Mullens 2 жыл бұрын
Can we still appreciate the fact that Vince has an amazing amount of energy considering hes in his third trimester?
@daniellee5147
@daniellee5147 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaaaoooo
@vinceneil987
@vinceneil987 Жыл бұрын
Hi big fan!!!! I’m using this medium to appreciate you in particular as a fan of mine keep supporting me, Love you❤️
@Emily.Mullens
@Emily.Mullens Жыл бұрын
@@vinceneil987 love ya too 💗
@vinceneil987
@vinceneil987 Жыл бұрын
@@Emily.Mullens Definitely indeed my beloved I actually want to use this particular time to appreciate your unconditional support and love ❤️ you have for me so far… Because fan like you are the reason why I’ve made it with my life time career and so your moral efforts will honestly make the truth of my heart God it keep eliminating your strength as well. So if i may ask… for how long have you been following me and which of my job did you find yourself watching sometimes my dearest?
@videorocketzmillar007milla5
@videorocketzmillar007milla5 Жыл бұрын
​@@vinceneil987 love you Vince 😍 keep singing. Paula from California 🎉❤
@roboninja3194
@roboninja3194 2 жыл бұрын
"Pooky butt round the house." One of the greatest lyrical lines in music history.
@katkenobi6765
@katkenobi6765 2 жыл бұрын
But nowhere near as deep and philosophical as “I shit with stilts”. If you can’t understand the deep emotional defecation, you have no soul.
@katkenobi6765
@katkenobi6765 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ana-hz5fw I’m so sorry to hear that. I don’t want you to feel bad, so I’m gonna give you some help, first, get comfortable, then close your eyes and CONCENTRATE, focus on WAH GAH, meditate on that. Eventually, the lamb, stilts and shit will become clear to you. Good luck! 🤣🤣🤣
@deadshot4245
@deadshot4245 Жыл бұрын
no i shat with stilts gotta be
@danielpetrucci8952
@danielpetrucci8952 Жыл бұрын
Poopy butt around the house 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and the Wario Sounds 😂
@sneakymcsneakerson1467
@sneakymcsneakerson1467 11 ай бұрын
Omg I’m dying hahahaha seriously omg too funny this is hilarious
@rjamesyork
@rjamesyork 4 жыл бұрын
“Let me fund and hear you Rio” A generous soul, that
@gdgbjbfgcbjn
@gdgbjbfgcbjn 4 жыл бұрын
Vince Neil for El Presidiente!
@pedrohenriquestock6285
@pedrohenriquestock6285 3 жыл бұрын
@@gdgbjbfgcbjn “el presidiente” in rio? really? spanish?
@MrGerrardify
@MrGerrardify 3 жыл бұрын
@@pedrohenriquestock6285 yeah, why?
@Rodrigombia1990
@Rodrigombia1990 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGerrardify I think it was a reference to Duran Duran song "meet el presidente" Río... Duran Duran..get it?
@MrGerrardify
@MrGerrardify 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rodrigombia1990 yeah, thanks
@keystrix3704
@keystrix3704 4 жыл бұрын
When you schedule your concert after your dentist appointment.
@eyeheartsushi2212
@eyeheartsushi2212 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@karenc.smithfineart7413
@karenc.smithfineart7413 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@2321kenb
@2321kenb 3 жыл бұрын
Winner!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@BreadstickAssassin
@BreadstickAssassin 3 жыл бұрын
More like your wisdom teeth removal
@R1vJ4
@R1vJ4 3 жыл бұрын
WHA-GAH! Keek stah mah ha, till I pay la na.
@guitarmuscle6968
@guitarmuscle6968 3 жыл бұрын
"Chaulk filled putty tat, hell of a bee", They just don't write lyrics like that anymore 🤦‍♂️ 😆 😆
@stevem5139
@stevem5139 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I can’t stop laughing
@bridger1972
@bridger1972 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA
@txputangpirate629
@txputangpirate629 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna be one of those late night time life best of series..lol
@tool_fann1843
@tool_fann1843 3 жыл бұрын
1:03 at my house, seriously can't beat that!!
@kellymcauley1572
@kellymcauley1572 3 жыл бұрын
Candidate for funniest comment ever
@ericscottstevens
@ericscottstevens 3 жыл бұрын
Lately been listening to interviews of producer Tom Werman who produced the early Motley albums. He said he had quite a difficult time with Vince's harmonics in the studio sessions. Sometime 5 hours just to bit and piece together a track for 1 recording. Tom tried to use a bunch of microphones to reduce the nasal sound. Sessions were so grueling for weeks, he would tell Vince to leave the sound booth (go take a break) so Tom could take a minutes to rewind a reel just to find if there was anything useful to keep. (AND THIS WAS VINCE IN HIS PRIME). In comparison he said Robin Zander of Cheap Trick was an All Star and could record 5 complete songs in one afternoon.
@jlong390
@jlong390 Жыл бұрын
I wish more of their songs would get captioned. I’d watch this for hours
@JohnyTehpr0
@JohnyTehpr0 3 жыл бұрын
A wise man once said: "Kick strong hot, never not."
@giraffesareselfish9563
@giraffesareselfish9563 3 жыл бұрын
I've always said that
@jasjrock6424
@jasjrock6424 3 жыл бұрын
biden says that all the time
@dougpeters1625
@dougpeters1625 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasjrock6424 lmao
@jasjrock6424
@jasjrock6424 3 жыл бұрын
@@dougpeters1625 lols Doug
@aquariust_
@aquariust_ 3 жыл бұрын
My grandpa used to tell me that when I was a kid
@StaticYonder
@StaticYonder 3 жыл бұрын
Rob Halford, aged 68: "Along deserted avenues, Steam begins to rise!" Vince Niel, aged 54: "Poopy buh-rana haaaaaaaaaauusssh. Waaaagh *Voice Crack*"
@jeffjackson9679
@jeffjackson9679 3 жыл бұрын
Vince: "Rob, did you say something about steamed desserts???"
@StaticYonder
@StaticYonder 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffjackson9679 best reply ever 😂
@P.A.T.
@P.A.T. 3 жыл бұрын
I spitted my phone laughing at your comment:))
@louisratatoulielinson
@louisratatoulielinson 3 жыл бұрын
He's only 54?????! WOW-
@StaticYonder
@StaticYonder 3 жыл бұрын
@@louisratatoulielinson No, sorry, he's 60 now. He was 54 in this video ;P
@randalsavage790
@randalsavage790 4 жыл бұрын
Wha-gah is the best part
@adrianmarcolini2210
@adrianmarcolini2210 4 жыл бұрын
No, "Poopy butt, 'round the house!" is
@aynsleighmalayne3558
@aynsleighmalayne3558 4 жыл бұрын
Adrian Marcolini That’s the one that cracked me up, too. 🤣
@ryankibler7973
@ryankibler7973 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, its when he shat on stilts lmao
@tamstrz4427
@tamstrz4427 3 жыл бұрын
Hand puppet.... and I shat on stilts pretty freakin hilarious too
@feliperodriguez6885
@feliperodriguez6885 3 жыл бұрын
Cremate the dead!
@aidankeohane3370
@aidankeohane3370 3 жыл бұрын
Mick: has a degenerative bone disease, still sounds great. Tommy Lee: still spinning the sticks, still sounds great Nikki: has died like 3 times, still sounds/ looks great Backup singers: look hot, sound great Vince: NUGGET HOT!
@salaza1013
@salaza1013 3 жыл бұрын
this comment killed me
@intergalactic242
@intergalactic242 3 жыл бұрын
Now at the end of the song his words sound clear lmao when he's thanking the audience
@fredgermain6279
@fredgermain6279 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is suffering from karma big time. All the shady shit this guy did, I’m not going to say deserved it, but......
@Rick88843
@Rick88843 3 жыл бұрын
Vince is my favorite vocalist
@albertgein3082
@albertgein3082 3 жыл бұрын
NEVER NOT.... It's actually kinda poetic
@K9River
@K9River 3 жыл бұрын
If I ever run into Vince, I will say, "Hi, Pooky Butt."
@lisacanales5568
@lisacanales5568 3 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao
@lunahetfield
@lunahetfield 3 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@ambersprowson2805
@ambersprowson2805 2 жыл бұрын
You need to show him this video also 😂😂😂😂
@duanen9335
@duanen9335 9 ай бұрын
Paraphrasing,"Thanks Mr Poopy Butthole, I can always count on you".
@milkfgc
@milkfgc 5 жыл бұрын
Big Mac $1.03
@ajaxz2674
@ajaxz2674 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@GoodSteve123
@GoodSteve123 4 жыл бұрын
That's a great deal.
@kyrkosekaterinaris1328
@kyrkosekaterinaris1328 4 жыл бұрын
*Big Mac, 1 of 3
@samwessels8216
@samwessels8216 3 жыл бұрын
i believe he sings custom build bike going 103??????
@southsonic
@southsonic 3 жыл бұрын
*M Y H O N K*
@michaels3052
@michaels3052 4 жыл бұрын
This brought me to tears of laughter. Haven't laughed so hard in a while. Excellent job!!
@tttarms1970
@tttarms1970 3 жыл бұрын
I'm wiping tears right now
@tundradude4894
@tundradude4894 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@dawnwelch6579
@dawnwelch6579 3 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is what I call KILLING IT! 🤣🤣🤣
@mikepeterson343
@mikepeterson343 3 жыл бұрын
We must hide theses pants. Oh, griddy girls!
@jzmun
@jzmun 3 жыл бұрын
me too, couldn't stop laughing
@TheBoondoggler
@TheBoondoggler 3 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness Vince doesn't need to change a damn thing. This is the most entertaining thing Crue has produced in decades...they need to keep this shit up! #comedymetal
@joaquinvaleri7022
@joaquinvaleri7022 Жыл бұрын
Hey watch your profanity because you say the s word
@BungerFella
@BungerFella 11 ай бұрын
@@joaquinvaleri7022I was about to say the same thing thanks bro
@joaquinvaleri7022
@joaquinvaleri7022 11 ай бұрын
@@BungerFella what?
@BungerFella
@BungerFella 11 ай бұрын
@@joaquinvaleri7022 you heard me shithead
@katkenobi6765
@katkenobi6765 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember the wingding font? That’s what Vince sings now. He has surpassed language and gone straight to vocalizing hieroglyphics.
@katkenobi6765
@katkenobi6765 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ana-hz5fw It sounds like he’s singing Wingdings! Lmao. Cuz it sure ain’t english, spanish, french, nor any other language spoken on Earth.
@scottwallace1
@scottwallace1 6 ай бұрын
Brilliant!!! 👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WilDBeestMF
@WilDBeestMF 2 жыл бұрын
"Chowin on a meager aeroplane.." Story checks out, Vince.
@joshuamartini6034
@joshuamartini6034 4 жыл бұрын
Hand puppet had me dying... lmao
@eyeheartsushi2212
@eyeheartsushi2212 4 жыл бұрын
LOL same
@JayJayTX
@JayJayTX 3 жыл бұрын
Muh gaaaWw! 🤣🤣🤣😭💀⚰️
@bert7039
@bert7039 2 жыл бұрын
Sha na na
@thehunter7422
@thehunter7422 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣 same
@DJones476
@DJones476 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, Vince, no more huffing cat urine!
@inigo7780
@inigo7780 3 жыл бұрын
To think I've been singing this song wrong all these years, how embarrassing!
@jameswitt645
@jameswitt645 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this makes me even more impressed with the longevity of Brian Johnson.
@livelife7011
@livelife7011 2 жыл бұрын
You are so right. Steven Tyler still sounds great. Mike Reno from Loverboy still killing it..
@herculesbrofister265
@herculesbrofister265 Жыл бұрын
King Diamond still sounds great
@firesideshats
@firesideshats Жыл бұрын
@@livelife7011 yeah but Vince was never a good singer and didn't really care about his craft did he to be honest.
@KB2HSH
@KB2HSH Жыл бұрын
Brian Johnson sucks too
@atashbeats8055
@atashbeats8055 3 жыл бұрын
when ever darkness is overwhelming I come to this clip, and all is good with life.
@pfrancescutto
@pfrancescutto 3 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the one who closed captioned this ... its spot on
@mikesmolinsky82
@mikesmolinsky82 5 жыл бұрын
He did good guys, he didn’t stop to eat one time.
@jessickalush3305
@jessickalush3305 5 жыл бұрын
Two words: feeding tube
@reaperhunter7297
@reaperhunter7297 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@carlaforth7707
@carlaforth7707 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@coreysmorgan8488
@coreysmorgan8488 3 жыл бұрын
Haha. Good1
@bradypeake4447
@bradypeake4447 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@VoyageOne1
@VoyageOne1 4 жыл бұрын
"All we needed was a LA-A-A-A-AMB" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesbargar4469
@jamesbargar4469 3 жыл бұрын
"Lamb noise" LOL
@eliast2351
@eliast2351 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, some protein in this carb diet.
@martinkuliza
@martinkuliza 3 жыл бұрын
..........(LAMB NOISE) LMFAO ROFL
@somedude2384
@somedude2384 3 жыл бұрын
We MUST hide these pants.. Solid Snake
@DJones476
@DJones476 2 жыл бұрын
Cocaine, wine, and CO2 whippets. Oh, and cat urine too because why the fuck not?
@ashleydianasantos7065
@ashleydianasantos7065 3 жыл бұрын
Since I see no comments on this 2:47 LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY 💕
@animalize7885
@animalize7885 2 жыл бұрын
When I'm down and need a good laugh I watch this 😂.
@stevehalverson790
@stevehalverson790 2 жыл бұрын
I sure hope the band members have seen this video. I know they lived it, but this is just great!
@kujo5998
@kujo5998 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ i can barely breathe from laughing so hard... Im assuming thats how he feels tho
@61gixietoy
@61gixietoy 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I can hear the lyrics the original way ever again now.
@pm1532
@pm1532 4 жыл бұрын
61gixietoy I can’t. 😂
@aircraftmen_
@aircraftmen_ 3 жыл бұрын
I am begging you to watch another version of this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqHHgqGQgaqKhNE
@lisacanales5568
@lisacanales5568 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto Lmmfao
@jackburton6330
@jackburton6330 Жыл бұрын
That's the thing me neither now.
@MsTinaZee
@MsTinaZee 4 жыл бұрын
"I shat with stilts." I'm dead.
@trannyturtle69696969
@trannyturtle69696969 3 жыл бұрын
Really? Did you join the 41 percent?
@pSyChojOeDesigns
@pSyChojOeDesigns 3 жыл бұрын
2m55s That was by FAR my favorite part! LMFAO... with stilts! 😅🤣💀
@michaelvichiola6310
@michaelvichiola6310 3 жыл бұрын
I keep rewinding back to that part XD
@ZeeroDubs
@ZeeroDubs 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard! I'm crying! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@thedoodooslayer4106
@thedoodooslayer4106 3 жыл бұрын
I too would probably die after taking a shit with stilts
@juandeleon4669
@juandeleon4669 3 жыл бұрын
thanx for the lyrics...ive been singing this song all wrong like and idiot...."Nugget hot...hot on speed...chaulk filles putty tat..hell of a bee"....😂....im cryin'...lol
@owenward4638
@owenward4638 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Nikki can’t stop himself from laughing at 3:48
@JobyOneKenobi7797
@JobyOneKenobi7797 3 жыл бұрын
Amazingly enough, Vince Neil has found a way to become a shell of the man he used to be AND twice the man he used to be all at the same time.
@iarneson814
@iarneson814 4 жыл бұрын
This band has been running on fumes since the 90’s
@joannbyrne182
@joannbyrne182 3 жыл бұрын
But such funny fumes my God it's worthwhile seeing them for the laugh factor alone !
@ramencurry6672
@ramencurry6672 3 жыл бұрын
This is the problem with hard rock/heavy metal. It used to be considered edgy, rebellious and controversial. Now it’s turned into safe Dad music and a comedy.
@Steinerecliner
@Steinerecliner 3 жыл бұрын
Minus Vince, the rest of the bans sounds great. Than you have Vince who like the the drunk guy at open mic night, who doesn't know the words.
@bradford_shaun_murray
@bradford_shaun_murray 3 жыл бұрын
coke fumes?
@tannerewing8185
@tannerewing8185 3 жыл бұрын
Eh. Vince is really the one to shit the bed, sure, nikki put out a few too many opinions of others but at least he can still play, same with mick and Tommy. Vince is just.. sad.
@davidhines68
@davidhines68 3 жыл бұрын
"Always remember, we're Motley Crue!" Admonishment to the audience, or note to self?
@chrisbetts4605
@chrisbetts4605 3 жыл бұрын
Both 🤣
@topnug7626
@topnug7626 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO wow this is incredibly underrated, best comment I've seen here hands down.
@CelestialWoodway
@CelestialWoodway 2 жыл бұрын
Surgeon General's Warning.
@abbeyb736
@abbeyb736 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@tomasrafael9145
@tomasrafael9145 2 жыл бұрын
dude that comment's comedy Gold bro!!
@slagpegseven8280
@slagpegseven8280 Жыл бұрын
2:54 - " I SHAT WITH STILTS " LMMFAO !!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@notdylancolley
@notdylancolley 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. I cannot tell you how bad I just wanted to go up on stage and sing it all myself. 😂😂
@cynthiagonzalez658
@cynthiagonzalez658 Жыл бұрын
Dan Vasc killed this with his cover song.👍👍👍
@shapestation4347
@shapestation4347 3 жыл бұрын
I like that he addressed the ever growing problem with cemeteries taking up a lot of space when he said “cremate the dead”
@bobmoretti4893
@bobmoretti4893 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen Motley Crue live 7 times from Shout at the Devil to The Final Tour, including 2nd row center in NYC for their Girls Tour. They were truly one of the most intense bands to ever set foot on a stage back in the day, but... Vince just can't sing anymore, and their final tour was an embarrassment... so... i cannot express the uncontrollable fit of laughter this video gave me! So true!!
@irishninja19801
@irishninja19801 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen the Crüe once, back in '99 in Tinley Park IL (right outside Chicago) when Tommy was out and Randy Castillo (RIP) was in his place. They were touring with Scorpions and a Canadian punk band called Flash Bastard. Scorpions were the best band of the night. Flash Bastard were one of the shittiest opening acts I've ever seen, and the Crüe weren't much better. Great albums, great songs, but they're utter dogshit as a live band. I've had no desire to see them since and I feel bad for this crowd.
@thomasmichaels9811
@thomasmichaels9811 2 жыл бұрын
Tears Bob...Tears... my side still hurts..
@erabbitgamingofficial1
@erabbitgamingofficial1 2 жыл бұрын
It's starting to make sense that Motley Crue would have been a lot better without Vince Neil in the band!
@bjeffrey1863
@bjeffrey1863 11 ай бұрын
They did bring it back in the day tho
@robertwhall
@robertwhall 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the funniest thing I've seen on KZbin. Don't watch while eating
@joshuabarbour5278
@joshuabarbour5278 3 жыл бұрын
I did. I fuckin choked.
@Jay-jn3sl
@Jay-jn3sl 3 жыл бұрын
This and Steel Panther's Ozzy impersonation. Both are fucking golden
@lukebuchwald9252
@lukebuchwald9252 3 жыл бұрын
I blew milk out the left side of my nose while watching this 🤣
@dawnwelch6579
@dawnwelch6579 3 жыл бұрын
Too late for meee! I laughed so hard I choked on some rice!! I did not know what I was in for!
@TheSturling
@TheSturling 3 жыл бұрын
I have fuckin takis burning everything inside my nose and lungs man I fckin feel
@jilllundquist3283
@jilllundquist3283 3 жыл бұрын
1:07 “Bandaid!” This is genius. So good!!
@geddyleessoup5086
@geddyleessoup5086 2 жыл бұрын
0:16 me when the shower water randomly goes cold
@dylanevans8401
@dylanevans8401 4 жыл бұрын
“Shat with stilts.” 😂😂😂
@chrismims6038
@chrismims6038 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at that line
@rjamesyork
@rjamesyork 4 жыл бұрын
Would be an adrenaline rush, I think
@katiem1988
@katiem1988 4 жыл бұрын
(sweaty face) (hand puppet)
@Pneuma3339
@Pneuma3339 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I CANT STOP CRYING LAUGHING!!!
@uno3863
@uno3863 3 жыл бұрын
@Luke Mills 😂😂😂Ikr, same here
@bobsilver3983
@bobsilver3983 4 жыл бұрын
Big Mac $1.03 is the greatest phrase in rock history! 00:46
@scavenom2008
@scavenom2008 3 жыл бұрын
Versus 5 dollars plus tax😅
@Woozy.0
@Woozy.0 2 жыл бұрын
80's price
@williamconstantin1576
@williamconstantin1576 24 күн бұрын
@@Woozy.0a little nod to when he first started getting fat
@traceydevine9110
@traceydevine9110 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody should be complaining about paying for tickets to see this. He funded Rio, I'm sure he'll fund the arena tour coming up as well.
@norms3913
@norms3913 3 жыл бұрын
Ppl will want their money back lol
@davide724
@davide724 3 жыл бұрын
"So how was the Motley Crue concert?" "It was great. They're better than ever."
@abyss7093
@abyss7093 3 жыл бұрын
Vince Neil: *birth noises*
@marvintimke3978
@marvintimke3978 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it seems entertaining.
@andyormsby8605
@andyormsby8605 Жыл бұрын
Classic lyrics from a master. They don't write em like this anymore.even the delivery stroke of genius.
@biggiehaws
@biggiehaws 4 жыл бұрын
I love Sixx's little laugh at the end
@traceydevine9110
@traceydevine9110 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too. Wonder if he was laughing at their singer.
@jimmatherly
@jimmatherly 5 жыл бұрын
Kickstart My Shart
@bobsilver3983
@bobsilver3983 5 жыл бұрын
Kheemstar Mahar
@j.t.thomas1859
@j.t.thomas1859 4 жыл бұрын
LoL LoL
@RoyceLovesHisShotgun
@RoyceLovesHisShotgun 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevem5139
@stevem5139 3 жыл бұрын
These comments are killing me!
@ramonesny
@ramonesny 3 жыл бұрын
Magicians pull things out of their hats. Nikki and Mick wanted to crawl up into theirs
@ginajorgenson2926
@ginajorgenson2926 10 ай бұрын
1:46. Trouble in my high! (I'm just) looking for another good time!!
@vipersb1
@vipersb1 7 ай бұрын
This is how they will be remembered. Nice job, Neil.
@antoniozamudio5458
@antoniozamudio5458 3 жыл бұрын
There are three types of English: English USA English UK English Vince Neil
@ronnie_5150
@ronnie_5150 3 жыл бұрын
"I'd say we're still kick'in ass." Yeah, that's debatable.
@n.h.moreno
@n.h.moreno 3 жыл бұрын
Just try rehearsing without a huge line of coke and a half pint of liquor with C02 whippets for the next song, Vince.
@ronnie_5150
@ronnie_5150 3 жыл бұрын
@@n.h.moreno Maybe less liquor and more cocaine. He'd drop the weight pretty fast. Cocaine increases the heart rate and kills apatite. :)
@jays4863
@jays4863 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dead lol
@DunmoresMovieMania
@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but he didn't SAY they're still kickin' ass, did he? He said, "and I shat with stilts...[mic to crowd]" So, yeh, admissable in a court of law.
@ronnie_5150
@ronnie_5150 2 жыл бұрын
@@DunmoresMovieMania You and your legal loopholes. Damn you! lol:)
@kyleprince9598
@kyleprince9598 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man when it said "cremate the dead" I bursted out laughing lol
@jackburton6330
@jackburton6330 Жыл бұрын
Dude it sounded exactly like it lol
@beauzer36
@beauzer36 Жыл бұрын
"I shat with stilts" is a badass rock lyric, Vince.
@perunlowtuned
@perunlowtuned 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! English is not my native language, so I struggled with these lyrics for years, and now you opened my eyes/ears...
@YeagerBomb-ww3bn
@YeagerBomb-ww3bn 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that the band was able to keep it together for as long as they did.
@jessickalush3305
@jessickalush3305 5 жыл бұрын
Without cracking the fuck up ha ha
@crazyjack66
@crazyjack66 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know about you, but when he sang “We must hide this pants, all we really needed was a lamb” *sniff* I really felt that, you know?
@ernestomorales2487
@ernestomorales2487 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. a bit weird ha.haha
@katkenobi6765
@katkenobi6765 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It really makes you you think about all the terrible things happening in the world.
@Skaarxiong1
@Skaarxiong1 2 жыл бұрын
i hear Joe Biden has declare, Vince Neal is now his favorite singer. i mean, c'mon, give them a break!
@karataylor5082
@karataylor5082 5 жыл бұрын
"...cremate the dead..." lmao
@neonxrunner7820
@neonxrunner7820 3 жыл бұрын
aahahahhahahah i almost choked myself to death when i heard that lol
@joshdrilingas718
@joshdrilingas718 3 жыл бұрын
*"creamate" which is 10 times as funny
@neji-_-hyuuga8458
@neji-_-hyuuga8458 3 жыл бұрын
It killed me man
@catchinghorses
@catchinghorses 2 жыл бұрын
Those Jazzercize dancers deserve a Grammy for carrying the vocals.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 Жыл бұрын
Well, for MIMING the vocals, which are on backing tracks.
@camarossdriver
@camarossdriver 11 ай бұрын
“And I shat with stilts!” I LITERALLY did a SPIT TAKE when I heard that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cyberdelicxp9125
@cyberdelicxp9125 3 жыл бұрын
I legit, unironically love this song, always have since I first heard it when it was new , as a kid...this makes me like it more.
@joseesparza7488
@joseesparza7488 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough of these videos. They’re priceless timeless comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@clownboyremixx
@clownboyremixx 4 жыл бұрын
"I shat with stilts"...bro I'm crying! 🤣🤣
@NandorTheRelentless76
@NandorTheRelentless76 2 жыл бұрын
"Whhhaya! Heres our next song, Home Sweet Homemade Apple Pie" Back in the 80's Vince would have cocaine and Jack Daniels on the side of the stage. Now he's got gravy and biscuits with an oxygen tank 🤣😂🤣
@williamfate3297
@williamfate3297 Жыл бұрын
I had to watch this twice due to missing most of it the first time around due to uncontrollable laughter😂. Thanks Vince for at least making me giggle. I probably could have laughed and sang at the same time and been much clearer than you!
@bobsilver3983
@bobsilver3983 5 жыл бұрын
Kheemstar Mahar is a great song!
@Breadrc
@Breadrc 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was an Indian name...
@dustingano6277
@dustingano6277 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Scorpionwitch
@Scorpionwitch 3 жыл бұрын
Being a big Motley Crue fan who grew up listening to them and saw them live many times, I laughed way more than I should have.
@mariereed8534
@mariereed8534 3 жыл бұрын
Ive watched it probably 20 times and it gets funnier every time i see it. Thank you whomever is responsible for this.
@spittingfire420
@spittingfire420 Жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂 thanks needed a good laugh today 🤘
@shonseibert48
@shonseibert48 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of someone who just had a shot of novacaine singing while eating a peanut butter sandwich........👍🤣👍
@DJones476
@DJones476 2 жыл бұрын
Cat urine. It's a helluva drug...
@flightofthebumblebee9529
@flightofthebumblebee9529 3 жыл бұрын
When we STARTED THIS BAND, all we needed, needed was a laugh. Years gone by I'd say WE KICKED SOME ASS.
@mikepeterson343
@mikepeterson343 3 жыл бұрын
That's correct but less funny.
@angelriverasantana7755
@angelriverasantana7755 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like it's the FANS who got a laugh this time
@genEricSVG
@genEricSVG 3 жыл бұрын
Vince Neil has a stroke on stage it's captured on camera He sounds quite a bit like Mushmouth from the old Fat Albert cartoon :-D
@johnnyrotten5507
@johnnyrotten5507 3 жыл бұрын
God I almost DIED from a fucking heart attack with laughter when I read the "Mushmouth" comment !!!!!! - what an amazing observation - absolute classic - thanks for making my night.
@generalrex9387
@generalrex9387 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for KZbin recommendations to pick this up in a few years
@kingsford3657
@kingsford3657 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but “WHA-GAH!” makes me laugh.
@keithbryan3779
@keithbryan3779 3 жыл бұрын
Omg that may be the best thing ive ever seen in the 50 years ive been on this planet.
@jj-nh8lz
@jj-nh8lz 3 жыл бұрын
“Pooky butt, round the house...Whaaaa!” Deep and meaningful lyrics. I put them right up there with Rush or Pink Floyd! LOL
@mayzilla1174
@mayzilla1174 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all appreciate how tight the band is at least 🤷‍♂️
@Zwopper
@Zwopper 3 жыл бұрын
Soooo many tapes running listen to Mick comping during the solo for instance.
@smokesletsgo2374
@smokesletsgo2374 3 жыл бұрын
They're as tight as an overused elastic band
@murk4552
@murk4552 3 жыл бұрын
@@smokesletsgo2374 so they're tight as Vince's belt which clearly hasn't been changed since the 80's
@animalize7885
@animalize7885 2 жыл бұрын
The band sounds great, Vince does not 😂
@Nightowl333
@Nightowl333 2 жыл бұрын
Backing tracks help a lot. They don’t actually sound like this.
@OriginalKingRichTv
@OriginalKingRichTv 4 жыл бұрын
Some say only James Brown could understand what Vince said that night
@timk7967
@timk7967 9 ай бұрын
Dam! I have no clue who you but you make my abs hurt from laughing so hard. Great job!
@mariereed8534
@mariereed8534 3 жыл бұрын
I just needed a laugh after a long day. Great video it never fails to lift my spirits. I also enjoy the funny comments. T y
@nyca3833
@nyca3833 3 жыл бұрын
“Who?!” Yeti yells Poo ree ree now THIS CRACKED ME UP ANAHAHHAHAJA
@markullyett
@markullyett 4 жыл бұрын
Hes an embarassment, hand puppet killed me 😂
@markullyett
@markullyett 4 жыл бұрын
@Luke Mills cos muppets like you will buy Crue cds even though Vince has been shit for 10yr plus. Look at Mick Mars,walking dead but he never misses a note
@mattneil1449
@mattneil1449 4 жыл бұрын
Luke, my dude, he can be both rich and an embarrassment. One is not dependent on the other. He can't even sing his own songs anymore, that's pretty embarrassing no matter how rich he is or talented he was.
@robertparks7233
@robertparks7233 3 жыл бұрын
You're my hero,I love this,almost as much as Vince loves going to McDonalds 4 times a day
@JJones-cl4dm
@JJones-cl4dm Жыл бұрын
I lost it with "I shat on stilts" I'm fuckin dying over here
@hombreleon
@hombreleon 2 жыл бұрын
3:30 “Cremate the Dead” 😂 You guys are hilarious. Well done.
@midinerd
@midinerd 4 жыл бұрын
I'm honored that others also hear "puddy-tat" in the lyrical work
@samanthavictoria3308
@samanthavictoria3308 5 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite thing ever
@Optimalillusion
@Optimalillusion 4 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, VINCE MEAL!
@johnkoepke4807
@johnkoepke4807 2 жыл бұрын
I was just smirking until "puppet hand" and "I shat with stilts" then I started laughing out loud.
@BudgetGunsandGearReviews
@BudgetGunsandGearReviews Жыл бұрын
"I shat with stilts" OMFG that was hilarious!
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