Kirsche's WEIRD Obsession with Asmongold

[@Tartersauce101]

Blabs sheer disappointment with her fellow female is so real 😂

[@Oblithian]

My guess is she likes that he's rich and famous. But if not, hey... People like different things and often that's works out better for all of us.

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

@@Oblithian No. I thinks more the shared experience thing, she relates to him a lot, he's got messed up neglecting his life, and she comes from a very messed up home and has to put in the work to not be a hot mess. when you hear about Kirsche's mom and her family life its a wonder who she didn't turn into a hot mess. i assume some of it is embellished but if even half of it is true she really had to start from scratch

[@commonsensegaming1756]

I can't stand this chick in the top right. she also reminds me of that European woman from the movie Dodge Ball.

[@ramigilneas9274]

No one can fix the Roach King.

[@crazyrabitbob5891]

The Roach King is gonna fix you

[@tadakimasu]

Except the grim reaper which casually passed by recently

[@miqotesoulia8620]

"no mere mortal can live with me" words that go hard.

[@covahredro8370]

Nothing compares to the hovel Lord.

[@TheSilentTiger89]

He definitely needs help. But also could potentially help a lot of people if he just lost his ego. I love his content for what it is.

[@kalicula7718]

This woman WANTS that Taco Bell date so bad!

[@NedFlanders612]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@theredknight9314]

Based on everything i either imagine kirsche as bone thin, or thiccer then a bowl of oatmeal

[@Mattened]

It's the second one for sure. You can tell by peoples' voices most of the time.

[@letsgetacid]

Money on the latter

[@W0LF2612]

pretty sure that's not the voice of a thin woman.

[@uria2001]

@@W0LF2612 only thin thing about this woman is the mints she eats lol jk

[@theredknight9314]

@@W0LF2612 probably. She probably be throwing it back lol

[@EvilSlothsTony]

"No mere mortal can live with Asmongold. " - Asmongold 😂😂

[@55Andy555]

Except his dad.

[@tinyknott]

You can see Blabs re-evaluating every choice she made in life that led her to this conversation.

[@sevjij]

Listen to what men Kirsche's mum used to date. Asmon would be major step up in the family. Duh-doy.

[@kgjung2310]

At least there won't be any goose-stepping with Asmon.

[@Kaltsukka]

I dread to imagine what kind of monstrosity her *grandmother* was married to...

[@SaltySplatoon-tj1id]

Asmon had a rotting dead rat as an alarm clock of a year according to him

[@tdoran616]

@@SaltySplatoon-tj1id HOLY BASED

[@Boss_Tigger]

How was it an alarm clock? Did the flies nursing its oozing flesh make enough noise at a specific time?

[@monzu1234]

@LordNithilus I think it had to something to do with the sun shining on it made it stink more so he knew it was time to wake up

[@thiagots85]

​@@monzu1234 This. XD

[@viscountsb]

Kirsche can make him worse

[@Taipan_3175]

I mean...not the worst crush to have.

[@wackpendejo3000]

Vaush maybe worse?

[@hertzwave8001]

hassan

[@NGMK]

^yes, both of these are worse

[@19bigbossman]

Chris Chan

[@mattcurcic5585]

huh? hes a loser...

[@nitogame]

Blabs was absolutely disgusted.

[@kylebeckman1398]

Asmongold, Cr1TiKaL, and Styxhexenhammer666 are all related. I'm convinced of it.

[@fishclaspers361]

Throw in Razor fist too. He looks like Styx when he shaved.

[@TriscoG]

@fishclaspers361 They're actually brothers I'm pretty sure lol

[@snowbunnie1113]

They are clones from an experiment gone wrong…

[@MrAzazel666]

Dude, for the longest time, I thought Asmongold and Cr1tikal were the same person.

[@LordOfTheWhores]

Russell Brands sons

[@ninjafoxgamesgeekery]

During our EverQuest goblin era, a friend of mine in college once realized we were out of bread, so lunch was peanut butter & jelly on a tortilla. Our other friend was mortified and declared this blasphemy.

[@snowbunnie1113]

Your other friend is completely right. That is a sin against food. How do you even eat a peanut butter and jelly tortilla? Do you wrap it, or just put two tortillas together like a sandwich?

[@thehairybeast9707]

@@snowbunnie1113 yes and then you flash grill it so it gets all melty.

[@simshengvue4642]

Basically a cheap crepe

[@ceu160193]

Doesn't sound too bad, I had sandwiches, where instead of bread I used cheese slices and in the middle there was some cheap meat.

[@hellglaser3450]

We ate the day old bread from the erbs and gerbs and stolen multivitamins

[@Khodeus]

"The power of love will regrow his hairline" So wholesome.

[@mawnkey]

So it's now confirmed Kirsche isn't brought on for her amazing taste in men.

[@TanyaDegurechaffDIDNOTHINGWRON]

Her taste in men is a major level up compared to her mother's taste in men.

[@StressLevel100]

She probably lives like Asmon

[@flibbernodgets7018]

1:02

[@Boss_Tigger]

She keeps a gallon of ketchup on her desk at all times.

[@thiagots85]

They will share the roaches

[@kenabi]

>he can buy someone to do it for him. the subtle sales pitch for asmon to buy kirsche.

[@dogbackwards7658]

Kirsche starts talking about her past. Ok now it all makes sense.

[@Mister-Six]

So if I live as a PigRoach with literal roaches crawling through my skin, I can attract v-tube animu chicks? Sounds absolutely terrible.

[@Dayz3O6]

that probably look completely different IRL. 😂

[@brigandboy1425]

She could have a crush on Hasan so... it could be worse.

[@tsalapbeew]

I like Kirsche's voice.

[@covahredro8370]

It's rather pleasant.

[@Elusive9T2RETRO]

She's probably 400lbs

[@mattcurcic5585]

yeah its like what every overweight female sounds like

[@Silenthero66]

Laundry is the easiest and least taxing household chor ever. At least if its just for one person.

[@ryanlucas3907]

Unless you use paper plates and plastic cutlery. Then it's dishes. lol.

[@TheSlammurai]

​@@ryanlucas3907 I HATE DISHES

[@Kensuke0987]

Unless you don't have a washing machine and dryer

[@Boss_Tigger]

​@@Kensuke0987then a sink works

[@Jokoko2828]

@@ryanlucas3907 My brother in Christ, I wash a family's worth of dishes every day and it never takes more than fifteen minutes, how is this taxing?

[@Gamer026]

Nurgle's 2nd favorite son continues to share Papa Nurgle's gift.

[@Managuabrother]

0:07 that Oh no, she knew what was coming up.

[@melissalee2153]

There is nothing to fix, he's living the way he wants. The eternal bachelor, living simple and unworried. And as for that ladies "ehh" comment, get over it.

[@vicious3526]

She should ask him out

[@SgtBuck01]

Add some ground beef to that MMO Gremin Wrap and you have a cheeseburger quesadilla

[@lanesteele240]

There was this near homeless guy that lived in a closet near my moms store. He would come in once a week and buy 3 shirts, 3 pack of undies, one pair of jeans, a stick of deoh and a 5 pack of socks. He would hust throw away the clothes as they got too dirty to wear

[@Boss_Tigger]

Sounds like it'd be cheaper just going to a local laundromat.

[@lanesteele240]

@ bro was a drunk that got a disability check. He was buying the cheapest things possible. He would have had to walk to the laundromat about 1-2 miles.

[@SmartCreeper]

@@lanesteele240 I've seen a wheelchair guy wheel himself across town atleast once a week. Disability is no excuse.

[@doltBmB]

@@Boss_Tigger those don't exist anymore mate

[@Boss_Tigger]

@@doltBmB There's three within a five minute drive from my home.

[@DarthVader-1701]

Having an Avatar represent you instead of being on camera doesn't creep me out in the slightest. I understand the need for anonymity like that, Too many nutcases on the internet.

[@Syringey]

Blabs is clearly disgusted 😁😁😁

[@apollolux]

Flash is clearly not nearly as well-versed in Asmongold lore as others, since the man is legendary for _not_ showering and being annoyed at having to brush/comb his own hair for maintenance. XD

[@acutelilmint8035]

Flash has gotten a lot of things wrong.. At least asmond has the guts to show his face. Asmond is rich asf.. all 4 of these people aren’t even 1/10 of his wealth of influence.. yore judging someone for their appearance.. but sorry, but this isn’t the best looking panel either.. lets be real.. Before you attack others.. look at the mirror first.. and then your bank account.. It’s clear asmond over plays it.. he has his reasons as welll.. and for a guy like him.. hes doing very well in life.. his confidence is why peopel like him.. and a lot of vtubers, Asian streamers really like asmond.. So.. hes doing something right

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

Asmon is already based, all he needs is a clean room.

[@jeremy__hopkins]

I listened to a lawyer in his late 30s/early 40's say he was "based," about 4 times in 5 minutes. Is there a time when writing or saying "based," becomes as cliche as L33t h4x0rs, FTW, and other sayings from 2007? The only exception for referencing freebasing since cocaine has dibs on the term. /pedantic rant off

[@dandare9055]

So he needs a few sessions with Dr Peterson?

[@XoftheTITANS]

ill say 70% based. he does bend the knee when under pressure.

[@PedroIgori]

He was pushing for PC crap a lot a few years back he just changed his tune now that's more acceptable to hate on woke stuff

[@droe2570]

Based-ish. Depends on the topic.

[@yaaaaaaax]

It is more probable making Phil financially responsible than fixing Asmongold

[@smievil]

i used to get mail through my door, and there was a lot of advertisement or spam, end up with a thick layer of paper on the floor.

[@TOGYS7]

Laundry is one of the easist chores to do.

[@ThePopo543]

Only if you have an automatic washer, which not everyone has or can afford.

[@andypae]

Kirsche's laugh sounds like Woody Woodpecker. "Hu-hu-hu-hue-hue!"

[@voodoochile333]

He hasn't done his laundry in six years. His mum does his laundry.

[@SR-ti6jj]

Blabs is such a gem

[@RoboKyPR]

We now understand why she uses the anime avatar 🤣

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

I am curious what people like Asmon would do if a massive apocalyptic event occured so the internet was no longer working.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

He'd probably be relieved to be honest.

[@RafaelRoberto]

I can picture Asmongold reacting to this

[@jefftheindianchief8279]

Meh, Asmon is too normie & that receding hairline on top of his less than stellar sanitary rep is reason enough to believe Fox Lady has poor standards.

[@havingfun-u4g]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@morgant.dulaman8733]

I seriously think Asmon has the Kavorka man factor. Seinfeld joked about it, but I think there's some truth to the fact some guys just have that effect even when it makes no sense to other men like myself. To be fair, I could see Asmongold looking alright...provided he got a visit from the Adeptus Orthodontus, was soaked in the cleanest natural stream to be found on earth for an entire day, and did a minimum of a few hours of some kind of physical labor per day for a while. Mind, I'm no bodybuilder, and I'm not talking a whole routine or anything. I just work retail, but I think I'm mostly alright.

[@p3eta]

The only problem with buying new clothes is that you have to make an effort to throw out the old ones.

[@tylerf5914]

Blabs is dying listening to all of this. It's hysterical. We'll at least there's someone out there for Asmond, where he wants her or not there's at least 1.

[@JoshuaGraves113]

I know there's a decent chunk of Japanese women fans who want him... lol.

[@joshbeck9761]

I forgot the who this film celebrity was, but he would only wear socks once and then throw them away, a new pair of socks each day, but he was rich.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

After hearing how Kirsche used to live, I'm just gonna say they deserve each other. They can rule the swamp together.

[@kenshinhimura9387]

Not doing laundry for 6 years is a level 200 IQ move. The guy saved so much money on his water bill and not having to buy laundry detergent. That stuff is expensive. All he had to do was throw his dirty clothes away and get more clean clothes from Goodwill.

[@AkuTenshiiZero]

"What is it about this guy?" He's rich.

[@kgjung2310]

In Asmon's own words, "No ordinary woman can be with me." Seeing what his house looked like, he wasn't kidding.

[@LegitHarpyHunter]

You don't need to fix him if you like him the way he is. Also, if he likes you back he'll probably change anyway without you noticing.

[@robertcerqueira3941]

I’ll have to admit, he has cleaned up quite a bit and has been drinking more water despite not liking it and he’s done it more since his management from Twitch and his return

[@CrownCaster]

I literally had to pause and leave the room when she said "i can do his laundry" cmon Kirsche have some standards smh

[@WhatDaFaust]

He could just set fire to his contrived studio... I mean totally natural house... and buy a new one. No fuss, no muss.

[@havingfun-u4g]

yeah the same house he has lived since before he became popular, so contrived.

[@AyaWetts]

They've walked around full tours of the house ya know, its not a set.

[@NorseGraphic]

Asmonbald: he wears a wig.

[@n-grat9368]

Geesh I live like a pig and even I do the laundry.

[@JCWinters-bu8de]

Really don’t care about appearances… but I wouldn’t mind having a Kirche in my life (that knowledge with that cute voice and laugh!). 🥰

[@debikichi]

A fox is basically a spicy cat.

[@sparking023]

If there's one person who can fix our Roach King, it's Kirsche. She's very persistent and a tough cookie (when she's not in absolute pain) and she would whip him (metaphorically and physically) into becoming the himbo she dreams of. Dunno about that hairline tho lol

[@doolallievail8591]

"The power of love will regrow his hairline" pmsl

[@mileslugo6430]

Kirsche wants to be the mother partly for herself but also for all the little Kits

[@Martyisruling]

"I uh....I don't know what to say..really" - in Al PAcino

[@BlastingBloo]

If you think Kirsche's obsession with Asmongold is weird, you should check out SFO's obsession with Kirsche.

[@morgant.dulaman8733]

We do not mention the (may the One forgive me for saying the word) Canadian unless absolutely necessary.

[@Flog1077]

Clean your room make your bed-Jorden Peterson

[@5ilver42]

"the power of love will regrow his hairline"

[@MemeGene6969]

Cant believe kirsche falled for such a nurgle spawn

[@IconOfSin24148]

Asmon doesn't know what he's missing, imagine having that heavenly laugh everyday ;-;

[@intellectic9155]

I dig, Kirsche. And as a GEN'X'r, I can't stand the V-tube thing. She's one of those rare exceptions where a lady is also genuinely funny. I'd like to think she's attractive IRL, but my opinions on V-tubing withstanding, I doubt that she is...

[@covahredro8370]

I reckon she is, maybe not in the traditional sense. But in maybe an odd ball way. She does sound pleasant though.

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

No one attractive chooses to be a v-tuber and not do a face reveal.

[@xyz39808]

​@@Ki_Adi_Mundithere's a clear divide between those who desire to blend vtubing with fleshtubing vs the traditional desire to stay anonymous online and stay 2D

[@elgreenman]

Blabs is not impressed!

[@rafresendenrafresenden.1644]

For some reason Women Love Asmongold. He has always bean popular with women.

[@emailsucks28]

I definitely have preferred going and buying a new set of clothes to doing laundry many times. 6 years though is hilarious.

[@ffwast]

Kirsche could fix me.

[@inscription8099]

She's the coolest

[@degrengolada2360]

Blabs was like 🤨

[@OseronPhaer]

Me: *half-paying attention* Kirsche: "He wouldn't even need to buy a laundromat, he could just buy someone to do it for him!" Me: "I'm sorry, hwat?"

[@Serahpin]

You can take your laundry to a laundromat and they will clean, dry and fold them for you.

[@cyberturkey77]

This has to go on his subreddit

[@Entropy3ko]

How is doing laundry hard? If you have a washer and drier it takes like 2 minutes of work

[@hristoalovski8048]

Ive skipped a shower or worn underwear twice. But 6 years is wild.

[@changer_of_ways_999]

CONTEXT: Asmond referred to not doing laundry because he just bought new cheap clothes because it didn't cost that much more.

[@ampjr99]

Tortilla, cheese, pickles, ketchup, oregano and mustard should be a crime 😂

[@the_indicted]

HIRE FRENCH ANIME MAIDS

[@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE]

I don't do my laundry either, but I'm rich enough to pay people to do it for me.

[@christophertaylor9100]

Yeah a lot of gamers have been there. We need someone to look after us

[@TheDoctorofOdoIsland]

Kirsche is known for being unhinged and political but I like her the best when she's just talking about her life and stuff. She's a sweet silly bean.

[@thechadbuddha]

fischverstrahlt confirmed

[@TkBloch]

You cannot cure this man.

[@justahologram2230]

Im Invisioning a wild double date with these two along with Sodapopin and Vei

[@GamePlayuh9510]

Wherever her father is, he needs to come get his daughter. Save her from her delusions. Marry her off to anyone _but_ the rat king.

[@gamehuntersirius3847]

Does Kirsche know that Asmongold has a VTuber Daughter?

[@Moddiebun]

i totally ship spicy cat with the roach king, what a wild relationship that would be

[@HisforHedonism]

Was anyone else getting a bit excited when she spoke about the burrito bread and her previously slovenly ways? I need to get out more.

[@xheiii]

Blabs yet again contributed nothing to the discussion, why even have her on here? If anything she kills the vibe. Rest of the guys and gal are cool.

[@Dayz3O6]

There was a ship between her and itsAGundam but it seems she went for baldy instead.

[@acutelilmint8035]

He’s richer so

[@morgant.dulaman8733]

@@acutelilmint8035 I don't think it's money, I think he's just a kavorka man. I don't see it, but I'm not a woman.

[@TheCrimsonRevenger]

Man, why can't I find a woman who wants to fix me like Kirsche wants to fix Asmongold? Oh yeah. I'm not a multi-millionaire.

[@IchbinX]

Asmon is the peak man, a shut-in neet girl, can get.

[@isaaclemmen6500]

Asmongold on Side-Scrollers when?

[@OldManDoom]

Kirsche would have finished the milkshake

[@arcadealchemist]

Asmongold doesnt need fixing hes marketed perfection

[@nebulajumper6216]

The power of "I want his money" will fix him. Be honest, if he had no money, he would be the loneliest man on earth.

[@bubbadumps3747]

Hes got more hair than me

[@JeanDumas24601]

I'll wait for the Netflix version of the Asmongold Vtuber... a black trans lesbian woman.