Kristin & Jen Try Every Costco Baked Good | Kitchen & Jorn

[@kitchenandjorn]

Y'all I know I was wrong about cheesecake I AM SORRY

[@cherylthompsonsmith1733]

Maybe that should be your next minuscule food fight!

[@melindablunk613]

Oh my bad I literally just commented that lol

[@roxpr2000]

You guys should each bake a cheesecake and Bree could be the judge 👍

[@GorditaGuerita]

I read this comment before watching the video and still got confused when you said it 😅 We still love you Kristen ❤

[@meaganblack1529]

Only some cheesecakes are baked! You were not wrong about the existence of unbaked cheesecakes; it's just that Costco bakes theirs.

[@AlchemistsBakehouse]

The fight box items should get tried by Bree and she can decide where they belong

[@19ahtram97]

I was looking for this comment 👏🏻🎉

[@T.C.85]

Yes!!!!!!!!!

[@guardnerd]

Yes!! Also, don't let Bree know who liked or disliked it beforehand! :)

[@frecklefreak1467]

Yes I agree! Get a third party in here to settle the Fight Box items

[@etanesnil7072]

yes!!!

[@ryanfrasier3989]

Re: reclaiming pumpkin -- back in the 1800s, pumpkin pie was considered an abolitionist symbol because pumpkins were grown on small farms, not plantations!

[@kitchenandjorn]

HELL YEAH

[@beeb6730]

I'm very excited to learn this

[@CJMGalaxy]

I still do not like pumpkin pie, but I love this factoid!

[@nicolethompson2399]

Also, they (as in racist white ppl) used pumpkin as a status symbol to prove how rich they were and wouldn't allow Black ppl to have them. And that's why Black ppl tend to like sweet potato pie instead of pumpkin pie when they taste almost the same. They really gentrified and weaponized poor pumpkin

[@bcaye]

​@@CJMGalaxy, try roasted pumpkin with butter, salt and pepper. It's delicious. I will even eat canned pumpkin this way. It has a really subtle flavor, like lots of vegetables. The spice blend used in pie (and 3 million other things these days) is just overpowering.

[@mattcottrell3286]

I love how dramatically Kristen describes everything. Everything is a poem for them. It’s adorable.

[@kitchenandjorn]

I am dramatic 😢 I am not sorry 😅

[@mattcottrell3286]

@@kitchenandjorn nor should you be!!! ❤️

[@kitchenandjorn]

@@srv1959 can you please calm down about my doing my literal job I use to pay bills

[@mattcottrell3286]

@@srv1959hey please don’t ruin a nice interaction

[@magickgirl786]

The white chocolate macademia nut cookies are my fave! Also it was hilarious when the bread slipped out of the bag and Jen was like "Wait ... what? When did it stop being a bag?" LMAO

[@alliepellet4415]

My thoughts exactly about the bread slipping out of the bag that had me dying

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “As a woman on the go, I don’t have time to be sticky.”

[@kitchenandjorn]

I do no 😅

[@whitway12]

Or ‘I don’t have time to eat a pastry as big as my shoulder pads!’ 😂😂😂

[@alexanderalfaro8314]

I'm Peruvian and I feel the same way about potatoes as Kristin does about pumpkin.

[@apathybronson]

This. It's used as a slang for ethnic stereotypical Germans in Germany and it's annoying me so bad.

[@hagbau]

Potatoes are life ❤

[@DevonElmore]

Worth noting is that the Costco muffins freeze *really* well. My family will get the 2 pack and individually wrap the extras and freeze them, then pull them out as needed! Some locations have corn muffins (similar to the mantecada I guess? but labeled as corn muffins) that are really good sliced in half and toasted with some butter.

[@meaganblack1529]

My family would cut them in half and freeze them! It was one of the non-shelf stable things we bought because it was just me and my mom (usually shopping as my god mother's guests). They are AMAZING heated up, including when they are heated from frozen.

[@jenniferestes5293]

I milked a goat once. A friend of mine in highschool raised goats and I spent the night at her house. I was expected to help with the morning chores and part of that was milking the goats. At first I didn't want to touch the teats but got over it. I was surprised at how warm they were. It's something that stays with you.

[@Recash5]

You can still celebrate Thanksgiving as a Native person, you just have to alter the connotations of the holiday. My family is Native, and we just use the day as an opportunity to hang out together (something we don't do often), eat a kick ass meal, and fall asleep on the couch in a food coma while watching football. The holiday is what you make it!

[@kitchenandjorn]

(Yeah I do, I just do it in my own way and keep it cheeky)

[@AM.000]

I thought Thanksgiving was originally a Canadian Holiday. Celebrated because we were thankful to not be American (during the civil war). Canadian Thanksgiving coincidentally is the Monday of shame (Columbus Day).

[@sarahjones7954]

I am 100% here for a Kristen earing moment in every video. They have fantastic taste and I love learning about the artists that make them!

[@Alexandrovna22]

Kristin’s earrings matches their dress so well it gives my soul peace

[@lishiazinszer5157]

Costco cheesecake is made and baked in house. It was one of my fav things we baked when I worked in the bakery.

[@houselover05]

I was gonna say don’t you bake cheesecake?

[@meaganblack1529]

You bake SOME cheesecakes, @@houselover05.

[@eluvzmusic1696]

Ya I was going to say: most cheesecakes actually are baked, sooooo……..

[@jacko666]

I definitely bake my cheesecakes 😂😂😂

[@bcaye]

There are recipes for no bake cheesecake, but in the end they are just okay, while classic baked cheesecake is really good! One of my favorites.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

“Muffin is socially acceptable cake.” - The New York Times

[@melodys9188]

love the addition of the fight box, imma include that in my own lexicon when i have conflicting feelings abt a food

[@ItsLexy]

Watching this when I haven't eaten is probably a bad decision, I'm about to be so hungry.

[@daultonvenglar9905]

The double chocolate muffin is like twice as good when you warm it up in the microwave

[@lrachel43]

and put Kirkland vanilla ice cream on top!

[@meaganblack1529]

And they freeze great, which is important when you have that many. Pull one out of the freeze, pop it in the microwave, and you're in heaven.

[@jackie8357]

Both god ideas to ponder! Me thinks some Baileys on top of the vanilla ice cream would be good

[@lauraperrott]

We had this at school and it was a delight in winter! Hot choc muffs.

[@kitchenandjorn]

Oh YEE

[@paigetaylor3273]

Tip for the future: freeze some of the muffins that way you don't have to eat them all right after buying and they won't go bad!

[@hufflepuffwannabe]

I've been wondering about the tub of mini chocolate chip cookies for literal years!!!!! I've never bought them but every single time I go to costco, I stand next to them for at least two minutes and stare at them, wondering what they are like, wondering if they are soft or hard. Thank you so much for ending this mystery for me. Wow this video means a surprising lot to me

[@luxtobeyou]

I just need to say I freaking love the editing for all these videos. Makes Kitchen and Jorn go from "omg my sides hurt from laughing" to "wait what sound just escaped from my mouth, I didn’t know humans could make that sound while laughing"

[@Adnama_esor]

I work in the Costco bakery and 1000% was not disappointed by this review 😂😂 the bags also make us so angry.

[@jakietaylor327]

How about a video of unusual or not commonly found snacks at a dollar type store? (For us rural people who cant shop at these common box stores) Also I always look forward to lunch on Fridays to watch these!

[@meaganblack1529]

Seconded!

[@luxtobeyou]

That would be cool! Or a video where they each have a budget and have to make 3 daily meals out of only dollar store food

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kristin to the crumbs that might fall on her dress: “NOT IN FRONT OF MY TARGET CLOTHES!”

[@marybeckemeier225]

You know it’s a Happy Friday when Kitchen & Jorn post!! 💛💛

[@daultonvenglar9905]

I’m mad at the cheese danish because Costco used to not put icing on them and they were so good.

[@Calamity_Jen00]

They’ve gone back and forth since I got my membership (10 years ago). They were like a danish pull apart ring with icing, then they switched to individual danishes with like a streusel, then they ditched the streusel for the icing again. I wish Costco would get it together lol.

[@cocoapuff_x]

@@Calamity_Jen00which iteration would u say is the best lol

[@FangToh]

Brie should judge the fight box! Kristen is absolutely right, white chocolate IS the inferior chocolate. Try H Mart!

[@khawk9072]

As a Southern born, we didn't keep milk out on the table for meals, but it was a common drink in our home, especially for breakfast and dessert 😋. Also, since y'all asked so nicely💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

[@StephanieCanada]

I feel like Bree should break the tie for Fight Box items.

[@anonymouscat7642]

I have the dumbest hehe laugh when I see you guys have posted something. Thank you for the joy you put into my week.

[@janisi9262]

You guys have probably had higher quality croissants than I have had, but I freaking love Costco croissants and usually end up eating the entire package myself in like three days. Partially because no one else in my house eats croissants, and partially because I love them.

[@SAmaryllis]

Agree! I've had far worse grocery store croissants lol, I quite enjoy the Costco ones. At Target, it literally felt like I was eating weird-shaped bread, it was not buttery or flakey in the slightest LOL

[@magentazebra]

I love Costco croissants too and to make them crispy and flaky again I stick them in the oven or air fryer for a bit and it’s so good!

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

You are my kind of people! And these are great for stuffing with sandwich fixings, like a pita.

[@carmenattallah6244]

Well Kristen either needs to randomly tell us about each new pair of earrings/art that they wear or make another separate video just of the beaded art. I did really enjoy that and learning more about native heritage.

[@melaniekenney9564]

Thank you. This made me smile after being told I have to get tested for leukemia. I love you too and always make me smile

[@melaniekenney9564]

Two (embarrassing)

[@abbymyers5072]

Sending you good vibes and good test outcomes ❤

[@ihanba]

Those muffins are GIANT! They're like halfway between a muffin and an actual cake. Either that or Kristin and Jen are hobbits.

[@SAmaryllis]

No yeah those muffins are massive lol. Growing up, we'd cut them in half to eat for breakfast lol

[@rocioescobar3379]

Given that Salvadoran food has its base (since ancient times) on corn, beans and different types of gourds and we are so proud of that, I am all for you reclaiming pumpkin. Yes mama, take that pumpkin back!!!

[@harpurr53]

Kristin's description of the big box of tiny soft cookies as a vampire is so good that it might help with my binge eating urges w/ OTHER foods I feel that way about 😂😂

[@BrittleScarMusic]

These videos are a Friday treat for me, always such honest entertaining videos :D

[@lollypopliz4]

I loved the comment about plastic coffins (3:14). That is exactly what those clear boxes from the grocery store are! I will now be referring to them as such.

[@orthenight]

Kristen absolutely hating Oatmeal Raisin cookies cements that Kristen & I have complete opposite taste in food.

[@kitchenandjorn]

It's OK I just think they are too tart!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

11:47 I want to watch a compilation of Jen making elaborate stories at Trader’s Joe checkout.

[@mattcottrell3286]

PLEASE. I’d watch the hell out of that.

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

But is has to be Kristin retelling what Jen said. Because then they will go back and forth about it.

[@mattcottrell3286]

@@Leslie-wb8cb oh yeah the banter is important

[@PirateCaptainArthur]

Ending the week with a video from y'all is genuinely my favorite thing. Thank you for existing

[@jackie8357]

Jen dropping or almost dropping all the food is what I came here for

[@mustloveeyeshadow7799]

My favorite costco bakery item is the cranberry walnut bread. It randomly comes out in between the beginning of fall and Christmas. Although I found it twice in the middle of summer this year. It's really good with the cranberry goat cheese (not Kirkland) they get around the Hollidays.

[@MACMoneU2]

I think the argument can be made that it’s the concept of pumpkin spice that is associated with the basic white girl. When they are referring to the lattes and other seasonal pumpkin spice things mostly it’s got no actual pumpkin content. And I give pure pumpkin to my kitty for his tummy too. Not just for pups!

[@-zer8086]

really happy y’all are now doing CostCo

[@EudaemoniusMarkII]

That raisin nut bread is THE BEST backed item that Costco makes. I LOVE it! Slather with butter or cream cheese, then take a big nap! So good!

[@rachelhill4758]

Y’all are always a mood! I was having a bad day, watched you guys and immediately felt better! The commentary is everything

[@Saints4life]

I used to watch you both a few years back, under a different name/channel. Im so happy I came across this channel. Love you both, missed your reviews and comedy ❤

[@kitchenandjorn]

Yayyyyyyyyy

[@MzRtS12]

an air fryer works wonders on the danish and croissants

[@meaganblack1529]

I WISH that it could be Halloween till Christmas. They can blend together in late November à la The Nightmare Before Christmas, just before Advent starts. I do not need any break in between.

[@frostrose4755]

Ironically, growing up I was only allowed to drink milk at home when i was eating breakfast foods. When I was offered milk with dinner for the first time I was so confused and excited. I'm from the Midwest, btw

[@Lady.Fern.]

I worked as a farm hand on a small family farm and we milked cows twice a day, you bet each meal had two half gallon mason jars of fresh raw milk with cream at the top. The kids would fight over the first few pours so we had to make a rule that you have to shake it before you can pour your glass so you don’t take all of the cream that rose to the top. 😅

[@saradipitydo9666]

I love the fight box idea haha so cute

[@jordanjordan82]

Random video idea for Halloween you guys should each pick a Halloween costume for the dogs then have Brie pick a winner 👀

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

I second more dog related video content!

[@sasukeichigo12]

The mixed berry pastries and the cheese Danish are very sweet but if you find them when they're baked a little longer they're so much better. They're just a tad darker. I tend to toast mine in the air fryer

[@halleftw]

If they're available next time, the Costco poppyseed muffins are amazing!!

[@Max-ql2pv]

I pitched jams and marmalade a while back, but since you like savoury things better, how about savoury spreads? Like tapenades, homous and terrines?

[@sofiastj]

I love the earring breaks, I'm so down for it every episode.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

0:17 Both of you are giving 2 different ideas of fall: One in the Southern Hemisphere and the other in the Northern Hemisphere.

[@IunaIia]

Those earrings with that dress is just so good ❤

[@angellinafosse1936]

I loved the earrings segment, and as a person of Irish and German descent who is not fond of potato and much prefers squash or pumpkin I tend to get crap from my family. You should absolutely reclaim the pumpkin for it is understandable with how tasty it is. But please leave some for the rest of us 🙏.

[@sophiemcneill05]

The double chocolate muffins are my favourite from Costco (the raspberry and white chocolate ones are pretty good too)

[@vionileon6815]

At 8:07 "When people try a little harder at sex. Because they understand their other attributes aren't as good. That's what Greece did with croissants" absolutely killed me 🤣💀☠️🤣

[@Tjax514]

The almond Danish from Costco is SURPRISINGLY good. It's not super sweet, and because almond paste is driee than another filling, the pastry doesnt get soggy quite as fast

[@ChiZillaaa]

Jen: I don't like soft cookies. Me: Are you Satan reincarnate????

[@traceymcnee4873]

I think it would be brillant to watch you both do sessions on foreign foods/snacks. As an Aussie I can only imagine the dialogue around some of our snacks and iconic food items (oh and I don't just mean Vegimite!), I'd be in fits.....

[@PokhrajRoy.]

10:06 They’re beautiful earrings! Nice to see a segment on them 👏🏽

[@raeperonneau4941]

The Costco muffins freeze beautifully. When I need a piece of cake, I take one out, nuke it for a few seconds, and have warm cake and ice cream. Quick, easy, and delicious!

[@SAmaryllis]

Kristin's outfit gives me incredibly fun & fruity summer vibes, even if Kristin's very over summer haha. Like ummmm fruit roll-up candies, but in the most positive connotation I can give!

[@Calamity_Jen00]

Re: blueberry muffin. They’re infinitely better warmed up. Bonus points if you add butter. Also, if you ever see them you absolutely need to try the almond poppy seed muffins.

[@showponyklb]

I swear if you had chucked each one in an air fryer for a couple mins (or oven) they all would have tasted so different and better 😍😍

[@nelliep7]

Super curious to know how Kristen thinks a cheesecake is actually cooked…

[@jacko666]

I am sad for anyone who has only ever experienced a no-bake cheesecake 😂

[@OneOlive1]

I have been looking forward to this all week!

[@quinns9295]

“Penalty box bad in my heart” is my new favorite insult

[@emilymakescoffee1741]

This is the content I need in my life.

[@rickiegomez8426]

Your videos are literally my favorite!! I love you guys!!

[@snowcattish]

"You don't bake a cheesecake" Tell me Kristen has never made a cheesecake from scratch without telling me Kristen has never made a cheesecake from scratch. 😏 😂😂😂

[@kitchenandjorn]

....I have not 😞

[@Barbara-nc9iq]

You both are the best part of Friday!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Fight Box is just a ruse to keep people away from asking about Food Fight 😂

[@Lunalane567]

Omgggg yayyyyy!!!!! Thank you this was my suggestion in the last Costco video!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ladyk1971]

Heat those croissants up in the oven for a few minutes at 400 degrees, and they become pretty fabulous!

[@frogginarround2288]

My lil sis and I watch you from opposite sides of the US. And send clips as a way to stay in touch. Thank you for this gem... my favorite lil nutterball 😂😂😂

[@kitchenandjorn]

🥹🥹😩😩 cute

[@beaujarkko]

There is a section at Aldi with their "quick meals" that have things like Thai Chicken, Pork Burnt Ends, Pulled Pork, Korean BBQ Chicken, etc. that I think would be great for you to try! Some of them are less good (to me) than the others, but I buy a couple of them at least once a week!

[@Droopysmine]

Watching Jorn struggle with the bread bag when that happens to me every single time made me feel better 😅

[@lexier3014]

I just died laughing so hard about jen and the kids birthday party comment. Thats so funny i cant.

[@nicolemarshall6673]

I gave birth just a few days ago. I spent most of the 12 hours watching your "We try" videos. A very good distraction. 😁

[@kitchenandjorn]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!🎉🍾🎊🎈 to you and

[@kitchenandjorn]

Your baby!!!!

[@catpalmer2093]

I'm showing my Britishness here, I know, but oh my goddess the size of these pastries! 😲 I don't think I could eat even half of one of those muffins!

[@Lady.Fern.]

That’s not a standard size American muffin just a super sized one from our bulk food store. I don’t know why instead of selling a pack of 18 or 24 standard size they super sized them in an average quantity pack.. probably to see if people would eat them as a single serving therefore needing to come back and buy another pack sooner than they would if it was a big pack of average muffins.

[@Eszter.]

they’re the same size in the UK costco’s. never got them because they’re humongous but I always walk past them and admire 🤭

[@lilijuanita4301]

I have bought them and let me tell you it’s a struggleeee

[@mers624]

Hey since you said gas station bad…. I’d like to see you guys try the 7-11 brand pastries. They always look really good…………

[@mers624]

And if that goes well.... the hot foods!! 🔥

[@patriciamurashige6879]

Just found this channel.. I actually saw ur Trader Joe’s video and was going to watch it, but we don’t have TJ in Hawaii. So then I saw ur Costco baked goods… and here I am!! You guys are hilarious

[@that_feralghoul_reaver7657]

I have told my mom, I do not celebrate geno cide when she was planning on going to some family's house for Thanksgiving. She told me it's about gathering with family and enjoying our time with each other while we can.

[@hannahhussain8160]

I think that KJCU should stand for the Kitchen and Jorn Culinary Universe. It fits

[@meganmartin5524]

That damn vampire box makes it’s way into my house too often 🤣😂🤣

[@xladyvox]

i totally agree about the blueberry muffin needing cat least a sugar topping! i just need some texture on it. streusel is the best topping for a muffin or bread.

[@KrystyneY]

You can make a nice sandwich on a grocery store croissant. Turkey, slice of cheddar, slice of apple. Delicious!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:50 That is such a melodious but scary laugh. I’m sure I’ve done one of those.

[@RB-vo4gi]

I don’t know if it was the editing, but it made me think of a witch’s cackle. I loved it haha.

[@rkoncenasupporter]

out of the cookie trio, i loooove the oatmeal raisin cookies, they're sooo soft and the french bread, makes such good garlic bread/pizza bread, but yeah i;m with you guys on the bags the bread comes in cause you can't reseal them and have to put the bread in something else or it dries out

[@andrea.andrea]

if there's a halloween-themed laugh or spooky laugh, it's kristin's laugh😅

[@kimmurray9346]

Complete chaos. Muffins are definitely cake. Every time. ❤

[@nyves104]

the blueberry muffins are my chihuahua's favorite muffins ever and they freeze really well (which is good bc he's tiny and they are not so last us quite a while)

[@danaewright1069]

😂😂i love that the fight box a thing now

[@PokhrajRoy.]

0:21 Cue Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams in ‘Addams Family Values’. Such an iconic moment even today.