Mokou Tris to Die

Well, I'm terribly sorry about the massive wait for this one. My internet's been acting up for ages and I've had a lot of trouble making it. And then there's actually UPLOADING it when your internet turns off every 5 minutes. But yeah. Here you go.

[@daff5697]

"alcohol is the solution to EVERTY PROBLEM MAN" -Suika Ibuki

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

I mean, in chemistry, alcohol is technically a solution.

[@HouraisanShijuunana]

wise words from ibuki-chan :)

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl CONFIRMED SCIENTIFICALLY

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Hey gimmi a bottle of scrumpy

[@Phun-Bun]

@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl but does it cure some cancer? That is the real question

[@OfNaught]

"Hello. My name is Fujiwara no Mokou. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Someone please do that.

[@Alienrun]

I...I...I got that refrence! :O

[@maleman2546]

What's the name of that movie? I watched it at school but I forgot what it's called

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

@@maleman2546 Princess Bride

[@ateanelephant]

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

[@user-uc5pf7wt6y]

“Stop saying that!”

[@tofuchicken2]

im more entertained by the fact that someone put effort into making this than by the actual video

[@Praxium]

futsalfred2 Welcome to Ciryes

[@Ciryes]

Author's note: Suicide is funny when it's Mokou. And Ciryes, obviously. But if you're considering killing yourself for real, DON'T. If you are, and hell, if you aren't, this is just a friendly reminder that YOU'RE THE MOST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS EVER so keep being great okay.

[@JDaMac206]

Don't forget alcohol solves everything, man ;^)

[@Ciryes]

shit

[@JDaMac206]

Tsuru Chan Don't forget the best comedian ever.

[@DragonX5536]

nopers Master Spark also fix everything

[@pinkfluffycute]

Nop. Imma youkai but yes im beutiful

[@WishMakers]

"I want you to sell me the most disgusting putrid shit you have" "What the everloving fuck is that" M: "I found it in my ass" Genius scriptwriting

[@Ciryes]

New objective: Count the obscure references

[@Naudiz]

I'm not sure what you mean by obscure, does the Ugly Barnacle count? Also, whose face appears on Byakuren at 1:39?

[@EirenKjell]

White Wolfie Billy Mays.

[@CawinEMD]

PCHOOOOO

[@louisstarsky3019]

I see Scorpion's fatality, something that reminds me of Avatar Aang, Spongebob, Billy Mays, 3:05 is like a Hybrid of the Rowdyruff Boys & Garterbelt's demise.. too bad this is probably less than half of what has been referenced besides the obvious gaming montage :(

[@Ciryes]

Fatality: Yes, Spongebob: yes, Mays: yes. Anything else wasn't intended. You're trying too hard! XD

[@songoku9566]

I'm shocked Mokou can even vomit because the Hourai elixer is supposed to make you never be sick at all

[@dannylo5875]

If your disgusted that the food tastes bad enough and you make yourself do it. I guess that you can

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

Well, vomiting and being sick are 2 separate things, although vomiting is usually associated with being sick, you can vomit without being sick

[@Mr._Sherwood]

The funny thing is this is probably the closest to canon Ciryes has ever gotten.

[@kolonmelon8173]

I want to see a picture of emo mokou saying "life is pain" and other emo stuff but she can't kill herself since she's immortal

[@sando653]

It would be even better if she listened to bands like mcr while trying to die

[@moviedudexd5579]

Kolon Melon she should listen to Drowning Pool

[@elysium8131]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3XJaJmFl7OCm9E

[@ruthad2736]

I thought its supposed to 2000s Linkin Park

[@God-ch8lq]

insert obligatory *o shit, that's deep* meme here

[@kydb]

Holy shit the danmaku ingame segment was fucken amazin

[@pokemonkarma]

I know right!

[@adrianfranky222]

"i give u..." "cooties" I was expecting AIDS.

[@FilterExel]

M: hey barkuren. read me your most boring sutra B: how boring? ... *zoom in* ... M: make it kill me I died.

[@Bravidunno]

FilterExel Byakuren didn't die from that lol.

[@girlslovefestival4160]

@@Bravidunno r/woooosh

[@octavian7126]

Lol moukou must be jealous

[@joannamysluk8623]

Wrong target, Hijiri.

[@Ciryes]

This video booted my up to 1000 Tumblr followers I AM EXCITE

[@josedfern]

I need to know what the 8-bit version of kaguyas theme is

[@kaisercalvin1742]

I need to know what that theme was in Suika's section.

[@hutao1331]

We nEEd mOrE sOuP!

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

How that going now

[@Lh0000]

Mokou: infinite lives, one bomb

[@TheIrontic]

The title is spelt "Moku triys 2 dye"

[@xXTheWhiteSheepXx]

cooties isn't funny that's how my dad died

[@tonick2208]

Mokou: *lucky him* Sorry for your loss

[@proudmonsterfuck3r]

Oh that's really sad.. :(

[@Serpenziss]

It's funny because it can happen to anyone I mean you people need to understand that there is no such a thing as taboo in jokes. Making fun of religion, politics, races, gender, anything can be made fun of. My example? My grand-grandfather was almost exterminated by Nazis but he managed to get out. Should I not make jokes about Nazis then? No, of course I will.

[@kaiserreichtangle3120]

@@Serpenziss I don't think you understand the meaning of a joke.

[@leonprohofficial7426]

@@kaiserreichtangle3120 just bruh

[@zwushhd2962]

Mokou: Reimu please kill me, I've been a bad youkai all these years Reimu: nah you're good youkai Mokou: "burn Reimu's donation boxes" Mokou: Am I now? Reimu: ..... Reimu: Listen here u little shi-

[@dangeki5902]

"I found it in my ass" xD

[@RABiL]

Call Flandre.. She kill any immortal

[@adexefuentesfrias9772]

She is occupied with Koishit

[@longphan7656]

Ro;xath☆ no, she can only kill anything that is destroyable, since immortal cant be destroyed(more like they die but keep returning to life), mokou and kaguya cant be killed by flan

[@Zb5141]

+Long Phan Actually, an immortal _can_ be destroyed but, a new body will instantly form around their soul. However, as Mokou said in IN, it fucking hurts. Their bodies aren't indestructible, just free of all negative ailments, they heal very fast, and they don't age. They take damage and have limited stamina just like everybody else. You also forgot Erin and Chang'e are immortals as well.

[@Xbalanque84]

The paradox of such a conflict would likely bring Yukari to a space-time-shattering orgasm.

[@essexclass8168]

Yukari's technically immortal though since all she has to do is manipulate the boundary between death and rebirth/life and decay

[@AndresGomez-rx6cj]

"undrank the hourai elixir" this is the greatest vid of all time

[@neoticrin3836]

sorry mokou you cant undrinck the elixer...

[@cortezblackful4073]

You do know that she vomited right?

[@neoticrin3836]

-.- "no I did not see that in the intier video"(sarcastic) I did but it would have dissolved in her by oh 4 days when she first drank it sorry if that came out a bit rude

[@fellout2555]

Couldn't Kiene rewrite history so that Mokou never drank it?

[@jess648]

exactly what I thought tho

[@girlslovefestival4160]

@@fellout2555 hourai elixir. thats it

[@seline3995]

"This is not how you play cooking mama" OML I'M DED!!! 😂😂😂

[@asafegonzaga9099]

This title reminds me of a mokou doujin: The Imortal that saw the death of universe. the story is pretty much eirin trying to de while mokou and kaguya watch the world ending

[@joannamysluk8623]

Ah, I love that one. It's so well-written.

[@quirkyturtle2625]

There's a deadlier disease than cooties. It's called a severe addiction to Ciryes

[@MasterOfHelium]

Ned a part 2 wher Mouko actully kilsl herslf

[@Bravidunno]

Master of Helium Actully Mouko would dy instanly if she undriks the elixir becoz its effects wich is for 1 part not ageing, wears of.

[@vrybadplayer]

love how she just burns reimu's offerings lmao

[@ImTingyunsWife]

3:20 is my favourite part

[@DeltaFrazzle]

Flight Of The Bamboo Cutter - Lunatic Princess 8-bit Version. Here is the 8 bit kaguya thing that was played on 2:10

[@eternaldreamerofsleep]

DeltaFrazzle Wait how u do dat

[@zackoz2202]

@@eternaldreamerofsleep to make the context little bit clearer just how the fuck the OP write a clickable link by just the title itself

[@DeltaFrazzle]

I'm surprised too LMAO. maybe it has something to do with how old it was because this is all i found when i tried to edit: imgur.com/Z0tdzzX nothing out of the ordinary as far as i can tell.

[@DeltaFrazzle]

hey if there are any code/program savvy ppl still seeing this, i'd love to know why the link is named, if you dont mind. idc how long the reply, how long its been since this comment or if i may not understand whatever you say, cause i can understand some basic code terms, and im just super curious. i checked how my comment looks during edit, and its still the same as last reply. the only thing i can think of is inspecting elemnt or page source and scanning around why its like this, but since i have little coding experience, i wouldnt know how to read through it, which is why i am posting this comment years later.

[@spectrasoulfaire215]

I find myself wondering if Mokou's tried drinking herself to death in canon. Supposedly, the contents of the Hourai Elixir sit in your liver forever, but what if you have no liver?

[@Berserk09]

It makes your liver immortal

[@joannamysluk8623]

@@Berserk09 Oh my gosh it's that Prometeus myth all over again...

[@Berserk09]

@@joannamysluk8623 It's pretty silly because you can eat Mokous liver and also become immortal like her- but her liver will regenerate with the hourai elixir traces inside of it for eternity. Due to it being tied to the soul- there is absolutely no way to get rid of the immortality and it is absolute. Their fates are to be spaghetti'd into a black hole after the heat death of the universe.- Which a popular comic circle made a series about.

[@brandnewentity2696]

@@Berserk09 ah that comic. It was sad

[@Mr_LeviathanEnvy]

OR! Mokou can simply go see Junko while disguising as Chang'e and make Junko purify her

[@joannamysluk8623]

I mean, Junko is kinda psychopathic so if Mokou got in her way, Junko would kill her in a flash.

[@Ayahuasca98]

Lord take me back to this era of the Touhou fandom I miss it.

[@Ice-yp4wg]

Become immortal, but you have to drink Mokou's vomit. *Yes* *No*

[@Lovelle1]

I'm disgusted, but curious.

[@mhpmfa]

Well yes but actully no

[@dou3r878]

no

[@hutao1331]

Is it spicy?

[@OkamiKai6980]

@@hutao1331 I don't.......think so?

[@tanjimmy125]

Dude my sides are all fucked up. This video totally made my day. Looking forward for more good stuff you can bring up!

[@SwerveStarEx]

Between Byakuren and "MAKE IT KILL ME," the montage with Kaguya, and Yamame giving Mokou explosive cooties, this was the best one I've seen imo. >w

[@Bravidunno]

Actually Mokou can't become ill, so Yamame's powers don't work. But she's as weak as a human when it comes to dmg resistance.

[@God-ch8lq]

no, i would describe it like this she heals much faster, doesn't age and immune to all negative ailments but she can die BUT the moment she dies - she will respawn, but it hurts just like dying

[@jasonazucena9035]

Mokou's suicide attempts * Eating the worst shit Mystia has in stock (food poisoning) * Burning Reimu's donation box (nothing) * 1 hour of Byakuren's most boring sutras (becomes deaf) * Insulting Kaguya (random videogame montage) * Getting hit with Yamame's deadliest disease - Cooties! (explodes) * _Another_ hour of drinking Suika's booze (pukes out the Hourai Elixir = Mortal!)

[@Dubspez]

Just have Eirin and Kaguya make a medicine that puts Mokou in a permanent dream/coma. Problem solved

[@rafaelvillarroel3741]

mokou is my spirit animal

[@Bravidunno]

3:07 If Mokou was a Pokémon, using Explosion with her will be overcheated ! xD

[@adexefuentesfrias9772]

PCHOOOO, the ultimate weapon

[@kiru5868]

Plot Twist: Hourai Elixer effect was still in Mokou Body

[@killyo5302]

Nah shit

[@weaklingshasfoundjoy]

It’s always “how are you mokou?” But not “how is mokou?” 😭😭😭

[@Ayahuasca98]

What

[@weaklingshasfoundjoy]

@@Ayahuasca98 how do you not get it 😨

[@awe9217]

There's no suhc thing as too much boooz - Suika

[@MrPizzadash]

"I think I'm deaf" so close yet so far...

[@xxhyperkidxx8601]

THIS IS HILOURES ABOUT this part! -> 2:10

[@FujiwaranoMokouFTW]

Thanks! Now I must burn Reimu's donation box again.

[@TheAlmightyGream]

Now we wait for the next person to lick that elixir off the ground

[@Metal-]

I lost it at the part with Mystia, never recovered XD

[@DragonDude]

this is amazing thank you for creating this

[@beaneatingoni1353]

Mokou is so cute.

[@wistralis7387]

player: ♾️

[@TwentyOne71421]

I spend 4 minutes and 12 seconds of my life to see the best history in universe

[@nekom11koreimu8]

Rip ciryes

[@elliebourne791]

Mokou you baka should have went to Yukari, she's the only one who can kill you by manipulating immortal/mortal boundary. lol

[@Zb5141]

Believe it or not, nope she can't. The hourai elixir is stated to separate you from reality and make you immune to manipulation. This is one boundary that Yukari can't manipulate. Given she can do it for normal people to give them immortality and take that immortality away as well.

[@peshysoddle4894]

Thank you pewdiepie I love the part where you yell "BARRELLS" at the monster :)

[@moobattle]

2:06 comeback of the century

[@jessechavez5602]

The irony is all she would have to to is piss off flandre… conceptual annihilation supercedes immunity to death

[@Phun-Bun]

So apparently, being immortal for a long time can cause suicidal thoughts. That sucks

[@lucidlullaby894]

It might be my exhaustion induced delirium but this video is still really fucking funny

[@onyxvega7369]

if Suika was therapist she would be the richest living being in the world

[@God-ch8lq]

*reimu raging in the distance*

[@GarryDumblowski]

alternate title: ciryes gets existential

[@ilikemymommy2391]

Out of all people, Suika could solve it? AND drunk?!?

[@yohanberger7745]

That was freaking massively funny mate 🤣

[@fluury]

alcohol is the solution to EVERYTY PROBLEM MAN - Suika 2014

[@RandomPrussian1871]

Never has there been so much truth contained in a single video.

[@ElectroStaticMaster]

this is the best video I watched in 2023

[@GG-cb5ef]

me: scoops up hourai elixir me:drinks it me:hahahahaha yes now im immortal mokou:ewwwww

[@theanti-person9113]

I mean she could just go to Sakuya and tell her to delete her timeline.

[@Praxium]

The Anti-Person Or her best friend Keine who can undo the past. Lol.

[@Zb5141]

+The anti-Person The hourai elixir makes you exist independently of reality and time. As in, if Sakuya destroyed the timeline or Flandre destroyed reality, Mokou, Kaguya, Erin and Chang'e would still exist.

[@Zb5141]

+Parapraxium Zun has said that if someone went back in time and killed Mokou's parents before she was born she would still exist. The moment she took her 3rd sip of the elixir, she became independent from reality and manipulation.

[@aguywhodoesntexist]

You kill Mokou you kill the universe.

[@TehMuuli]

YOU'RE BACK! All of my yes.

[@Littlehope804]

All of my cirYes.

[@OmppuAMV]

This video made my day

[@damnedlegionaire]

Same, Mokou.

[@tonick2208]

Mokou: ok what did u giv me Yamame: idk you get to name it

[@4storyboss]

2:30 prototype burnout3 takedown

[@dou3r878]

She uncracked life so she can't be banned and still looking young. Smart movement.

[@TheGapHag]

alocohl solves EVERTY PROBLEM

[@SaturnSenshi3105]

Wish there was more of this

[@quavey3567]

Reimu's Fantasy Seal sounds like Marisa's MASTER SPARRRRRK

[@tonick2208]

She can suffer tho. So she mustve been really disappointed if byaku didint kill her

[@dannylo5875]

Someone tried to die because of your videos. Welp. It was moukou. She killed all her alternative selves hundreds of millions of bajillions of times. And except for one small dimension. She realized that she could never kill herself.

[@dinistor1254]

-hey gimme most deadly disease -done -what did you infected me with? -L I G M A

[@yuuenna3058]

mystia just straight become 💀

[@ultimatemadokakaname983]

Nice job Suika

[@MisfortuneFeeva]

what song was playing during the first scene with reimu

[@omi9546]

2:51 I was expecting her to give corona but then realized that this video was posted 7 years ago ;-;

[@AttackOnAshley]

im laUGHING SO HA RD OH MY GOD??????

[@thegreatandalmightymima3669]

Billakuren Mayjiri

[@rapidrush6033]

*slurps up Mokou’s vomit / elixir*

[@davidbacchim3624]

Mystia become byakuren brother

[@NigelNikoba]

If she really wants to die can she just ask junko to purify her until the elixir is gone from her body or does the elixir doesnt get effected by any purification even though junko can cleanse literal concepts...

[@tehogvirgin3664]

big mood

[@swedishwolfykat]

What was the music playing at Suika's part

[@neutralspace-ishguy]

SWR pre-battle theme Drunk as I Like

[@silvernightray7701]

2:23 LOL, awkward... 😂😂😂

[@toasteroven7683]

2:58 half expected her to say "ligma"

[@nguyenphuc3232]

When 0:42 it better funny if you put chicken at mystia

[@zeeks4338]

It cures my cancer.Thanks

[@TheColdZephyr]

I know this is old, but was Mystia's 'food' taken from the game Aquaria? I think I recognize it from there.

[@youdamnoni]

Wtf why are these so funny?!

[@im_NOTsmile]

2:05 this moment killed me

[@neontwinsneon7428]

3:08= BIG BRAIN MOKOU

[@christmasitto1884]

Maybe I should start drinking alcohol