How to Take Over the World in Mount and Blade Warband! Dank Edition ✔

[@Koifish]

*EVERYY BOOOODY WANTS TO RUUULE THE WOOOORLD!* Hello my Koibois! After many requests, i have made a video where i talk! Just like the good old days! Expect more of this content, as well as the shitposts and streams! YEET!

[@allovergamer3484]

BITCH! I ALREADY DID THIS! But thanks you for the lovely tips. I love you Koifish! You will always have a friend in me. THEM BARS WERE FUCKING DOPE DUDE!!

[@lancerblitz]

16 min late

[@viervonvisonar9889]

Yay! I love you talkin

[@LichlordKazam]

Some people desire to control the world. Some wish they could control their penis at inconvenient times.

[@CrowsNestGamer]

Im a Koiboi :)

[@mackmasters325]

Mount&Blade logic: You are on a horse. All of your enemies are not on a horse. "You can't retreat."

[@xeryus3357]

rhdooks

[@vlaamscherp]

Harlaus gets his butter at last

[@Koifish]

He ALWAYS gets his butter >:D

[@CaesarCzarson]

Furry thrash

[@Rambonii]

He still is eating it over and over

[@Philipp.of.Swabia]

@@Koifish As it should be.

[@YunsAvatar]

If watching Koifish has taught me anything it is that no matter how well or how badly you live your life in this game, you will be "RIP" at the end, while jumping in the air. Now I will watch the video to see if I was right.

[@YunsAvatar]

He lived! I am so happy to be wrong!

[@Koifish]

HE IS NOT FINISHED YET!

[@tqser]

@@Koifish ohohohohoh, *sounds like sequel to me!*

[@Donbasos14]

That song was gooooood. Good video Koifish, outdone yourself!

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude >:D

[@ВЕЛИКИЙБАНХАММЕР]

Koifish what song is playing on the 19:16,o my legend?

[@djp2358]

That rap was fire

[@SmilesBalboa]

So hot it burnt my ears.

[@Koifish]

super HAWT!

[@djp2358]

Koifish speaking in his own videos!? This must be 2017!

[@franciscomaia3299]

Best year for the Koifish species

[@allesarfint]

We have learn well how to time travel

[@SBF_983]

@@franciscomaia3299 nope. As much as I love him, I just effectively can't stand hid high-pitched voice

[@sartreplagiarizedmyunborns9104]

Man, Koifish, you had dreams. You wanted to be a pilot, and now you're here, making a shitpost on Mount & Blade.

[@lord_fefiro]

The liberation of Calradia for the serfs by Koifish Koifishsson. Ca.1257 clourized

[@Koifish]

As seen on history channel!

[@andreibeast2574]

Finally my favorite m&b player teaches me again to play this awesome game. I am proud to be one of your Koiboys sir! LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING

[@adyadrian1967]

Adevărat :)))

[@Koifish]

VERY GOOD!

[@43njdevils]

Very underrated KZbinr and I'm glad I found this channel. I always have a great time watching these videos with a lot of laughs. Another awesome video and can't wait the the next one!

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude! :D

[@math3000]

1:43 Queen Victoria: Am I a joke to you?

[@warwickeng5491]

27:00 that plot twist was better than any of the Viking series. Seriously well done sardine boi!

[@alexmax3502]

I swear this should be an episodic series... with the extra voices it just gives the video a better taste. Of butter.

[@Koifish]

Oh la la!

[@YunsAvatar]

You may have dreamed of being a pilot before, but as the Koi Empire grows, one day you'll own your own plane and someone else will fly you around.

[@Koifish]

LIFE GOALS

[@HangTimeNinjas]

BRUH WHENS THE MIXTAPE, I NEED TO USE THAT FIRE TO COOK MY DINNER

[@Koifish]

I have full version on my channel >:D

[@HangTimeNinjas]

oof yis

[@Ottocide]

This was a masterpiece. I expect schools and museums across the globe to be playing this video on a daily basis

[@Koifish]

One day!

[@cugitay]

Now I can Unify Calradia again. Thx Steven, we will never forget you.

[@rsk3286]

Literally the first video I’ve seen of you. And I’m thoroughly entertained by your lordish attitude. I expect somewhere in Europe during this time, there was a lord who acted exactly like this. And everyone took him just as seriously. 😂

[@Koifish]

Lord Koifish of Sweden >:D I sure hope they did!

[@gummianka3045]

That ending was actually emotional

[@Matt-dv9uo]

Such an amazing and charismatic KZbinr. Love your content dude!!

[@finnadianmoose9536]

Until next time Koifish Koifishsson. May Odin keep you safe on your coming conquests. o7

[@Koifish]

*yeeet*

[@odin7hewanderer424]

Every video you make reminds me of how much fun M&B is with just a little imagination!

[@Koifish]

Very true! :D

[@jimejohns4988]

Did the audio cut out for anyone after the Second montage , loved the video 😎

[@braffl]

rip steven died again in minute 13 we´ll hope he gets to vallhall

[@Koifish]

He always LIVES on!

[@jackteller2135]

You are awesome, as usual! Literally every video where you speak is a damn masterpiece, keep going man!)

[@CptAhab-vf1ny]

When you first start the game talk to the king and get him to make you collect taxes. Make sure this is a king you don’t want to join. You may have to reload a few times before this option comes up. Collect taxes and boom easy 6-8 k at beginning then split and burn all villages on the way out!

[@kriegskorpsman6136]

I heard that finnish serf, it brought a tear to my eye. Spurdon kautta, paras meemi, jollei jopa ebin :DDDDDDD

[@Koifish]

He is proud to be a finnish farmer my dude :D

[@salsaroja9740]

I think I love this guy’s comedy. I hope he has many more vids much like this.

[@ashtonbrumbaugh6853]

That rap hits hard in 2024 🤣 thanks for the video! I know I'm 5 years late but gd great content bro

[@freezelyz]

26:50 such a nice plot twist, and ofcourse ... Brave Steeeeeven... U had a chance to do series

[@slightlyburntmarshmallow4301]

You owe me $2000 for my house, the rap was so fire it burnt my house down

[@LinkoofHyrule]

koifish how come yo never talk in videos anymore koifish koifish how come you never do longer videos anymore koifish koifish can you make ____________ video please koifish thank you

[@Koifish]

*The Average Comment on Koifish Video*

[@x2Sav]

This'll satisfy me until we get Mount and Blade Neverlord

[@slavknight5925]

this comment didn't age well

[@karolinne9116]

It just released today!

[@AlexanderRodriguez-kd8ri]

Thanks for helping a guy remember to laugh more at silly antics. You're the man koifish⚔️

[@AlexanderRodriguez-kd8ri]

That rap needs to be available on music streaming services btw

[@tjmiron2203]

I never laughed so hard for so long! Totally entertaining!

[@edogz8244]

The voice acting was mint 👌

[@Koifish]

Top tier!

[@th69100]

"HOW MANY GINGERS DO WE HAVE, JESUS CHRIST!" -Koifish, 2019

[@panzerofthelake506]

God damn Danes with their funny language and ginger bowl cut heads!

[@landyg7656]

Such a good storytellig. You sir just made me enyoj your 30 min. long video

[@fake_polymuse]

That rap was so fire it distracted an enemy castle’s garrison and i was able to rescue a lord. gg ez fam

[@Koifish]

GG no re easy tactics!

[@Milk-bh3nu]

Didn’t know i needed to see a Scandinavian man play warband until this

[@shanhulkes4318]

I was in such a sad mood but you helped kick my ass into gear. cheers!

[@nvmtt]

Holy shit!!!!! What was that rap? I am so proud of you right now. Full version please?

[@Thespeedhunter]

This deserves an Oscar. Truly beautiful..

[@Koifish]

Oscar for best Koifish!

[@ajsrf]

The videos you talk are the best ones tbh

[@caelverada1869]

Swadia worst facti........... *Swadia best faction*

[@NetoKruzer]

Swadian army is the best... But their Lords and the Butter-King are horrible...

[@Koifish]

SERFS UNITE!

[@TheAvidian]

I think I just shit myself when you spoke 😂

[@dhanuddaraekanayake1765]

Watching this in 2020 and almost got choked trying to stop my laughter... Good work broh 😂😂😂

[@asagud1833]

Nice man also Discord gang

[@akshatsahay9015]

DS gang unite

[@tiarnacais9656]

Unite

[@Koifish]

Discord Gang best gang!

[@italianbourgeois2926]

Caraldian Lord: I like feudalism, bacause i got the power! Koifish Koifishson: *FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

[@styx6361]

Koifish is back 😄. Would love to see Koifish does Kenshi . A how to by Koifish is desperately needed. The masses need their fix.

[@Koifish]

DAMN dude, i should :D

[@VVerySweet]

Ah a nice little prequeal meme i love your channel

[@Vagooor]

It was a beautiful story about true friendship :')

[@Koifish]

And serfs >:D

[@VincentHarold]

Koifish: *Uploads* Me: *YEAH KOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!*

[@dankly8135]

Wow Koifish, Great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

[@Koifish]

*h3h3 music plays*

[@A-Rather-Dubious-Character]

Hearing Koifish moo is the most majestic thing I've heard in all my life.

[@FTWNorwayFTW]

yeeet, this is truly the tommykay adventures

[@Koifish]

Ginger-adventures!

[@kylegoyak]

You just conquered the nords and vaegirs. I kinda feel cheated that you didnt actually conquer the world. But still very entertaining. Cant believe I watched the whole video. And that rap was fucking amazing

[@amberaerts8474]

I absolutely loved the music in this video! The medieval songs were good too

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude!

[@garrettforthofer8688]

The ending was actually hella wholesome. yeet be with ye

[@RachelAnimates]

Finally a video worth my time... Now I finally know how to take over the whole world.

[@Koifish]

Very good >:D

[@muhammadjuansyarin1596]

Ctrl+Alt+F4 in this game are OP

[@TH3Darksider]

You make so many references/jokes that I get and are good but I’m laughing harder cause I’m very not used to the accent, this is the first video of yours I’ve seen

[@Androtar]

STEPHEN! is that you, Stephen?!?! I told you not to come!

[@icedragon9756]

Så jäkla roligt

[@GhassanFinge]

*stares at gingers* “TommyKay is this your army?” LMAO

[@Koifish]

HE A COOL BOI THO

[@theoaky8924]

Koifish: so I have no other option Ad: LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!

[@TheRoyalRat778]

Don't worry Koifish, we're all proud of your life story. We're all enjoying it. You're the reason why it is always HaRvEStInG sEAsoN.

[@Koifish]

VERY GOOOOD >:D

[@malahamavet]

You shoot a rodhok with his own crossbow... that's unbeatable

[@Koifish]

Best insult!

[@ayno6891]

the most underrated youtuber

[@ywhadeswy3689]

"Allergic to horses" "Dislikes sand" stares at you with mamluke intentions*

[@k1er4n544]

Elizabeth the 1st who brought Europe's most powerful empire to its knees "Spain"

[@raptormcman6434]

Really cool Video! I laughed really hard!

[@Koifish]

Very good! :D

[@simbachvazo6530]

Such a young Koifish voice, wild.

[@garrettrice4885]

This is premium KZbin content

[@mateibucur7037]

Another masterpiece.

[@Koifish]

Very good :D

[@mateibucur7037]

@@Koifish Wow u really care about comments that is pretty nice.

[@mustangunique3214]

you got my like in the 1st minute, good fking energy :D

[@Albiliuss]

You truly deserve more views!

[@SomerandomShmuck]

The end was very inspiring!

[@Fernisvale]

You glorious bosterd, this is epic.

[@HaydnHaendel]

Stat music finally, 11/10, upvoted.

[@Koifish]

VERY GOOD! :D

[@rugbyforzimbos8577]

Loved the Rap

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude!

[@Sagatoth]

33 seconds ago, also hi Koifish; love your streams! :D

[@Koifish]

very goood :D and thank you! Another stream on saturday!

[@Sagatoth]

@@Koifish I'll be sure to spam idea's in there again :D

[@bigboijohn6038]

Holy YEEZUS

[@mutualdecline2174]

First time I'm playing this game & it gets frustrating when ruling your own kingdom. Seems like I have to do everything myself even though I have like 8 lords.

[@faarsight]

You want a powerful female leader? What about the Scythian empress that killed Cyrus the Great? "According to Herodotus, Cyrus was killed and Tomyris had his corpse beheaded and then crucified, and shoved his head into a wineskin filled with human blood. She was reportedly quoted as saying, 'I warned you that I would quench your thirst for blood, and so I shall'"

[@desmondjones7643]

Brooooo!!!!.... This shit was great!!!! 😂😂😂😂👍

[@Oghuzpervert1]

Loved your success story.

[@Koifish]

>:D

[@the1prodig432]

This guy is genius honestly

[@Matt_The_Red]

Bro 😂 I’m dying watching this

[@Matt_The_Red]

I love this so much lol 😂😂😂

[@zafuul7214]

If the world will be rule by the Koifish, i can die happy

[@dyefield2712]

You know, being a mount and blade youtuber alone isn't the peak of success. Being a mount and blade youtuber while simultaneously flying a passenger jet gets pretty darn close though. *wink wink nudge nudge*

[@Koifish]

OH SHIT lifegoals

[@sturdyalpaca]

How did I know the twist would happen...

[@Koifish]

*becöse it's köifish :D*

[@MultiNumenor]

Now i wanna see the guide to become the perfect weaboo

[@Koifish]

One day!

[@matouskosut1590]

Iam so strong I can lift up boulders. Thats a nice head you have on your shoulders.

[@stal2496]

My Lord, i have come to offer you my sword in koifishalage!

[@Koifish]

bring BUTTER

[@stal2496]

@@Koifish YES KOILORD

[@delp4287]

You are such an dank fishiiii

[@democritus4793]

"There have been some powerful women in the world" Fails to mention Boudicca.

[@DarkJADz8]

This, also Joan of Arc, Elizabeth I, etc etc. Dude is straight up ignorant

[@TheChosenFailure]

18:53 I like the nod to Tommykay

[@christianfreedom-seeker2025]

Silly and funny at the same time 😁