I Played Haesteinn so much that I Got Featured on his Wikipedia Page

[@blackeagle763]

Koifish is now the real heir of Haesteinn

[@qhu3878]

koifish is ragnarr haesteinsson

[@duncanharrell5009]

@@qhu3878 You mean Haestein Ragnarr Haesteinnson?

[@TrexikLP]

He always was

[@Akheloios]

To the crowdfunding sites! We need to hire an army so Koifish can invade France! I pledge £10.

[@jacobgray4380]

Nah he gotta change his name to Koifish Haesteinnson! :D.

[@SorcererKing94]

Haesteinn reincarnated as Koifish a thousand years later.

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

I didn't die, I am saint

[@vtte3142]

Imagine being Hæsteinn on his deathbed and you get a vision of a swedish man playing you in a video game and thus making you known to the people of this time

[@donkarnage6986]

I dont think Hæsteinn knows what video game is...

[@flyingsquirrell6953]

@@donkarnage6986 “so imagine a history book right? Yea imagine a history book where you can change history the way you want by decisions”

[@oldylad]

Like koifish said this has been a meme since early CK2, most crusader king players know it

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

that would be awful

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

@donkarmage6986 do you think i am stupid?

[@lycaon6467]

So you're telling us that in Vikings, when Ragnar pretends to die and enter in Paris in a coffin to then kick out the coffin and cut a priest's throat, is in fact inspired by a ruse supposedly performed by Haestein ???

[@multiversogeek142]

I heard it was Bjorn who did that, but I not sure which, if any, are true

[@bloodraven347]

yes, Haestein is actually the most historically badass actual ''Viking'' of all time. Ragnarsons are overrated, imo

[@JudazRex]

Yes

[@knighthunter1791]

I remember that scene also existing in The Last Kingdom, or am I just demented, but I never watched Vikings before and yet fully remember the scene you described.

[@garrettgoss2691]

And I don't believe it was in Paris, I believe it was somewhere in the Mediterranean that they mistook to be Constantinople

[@Tyler-ob4qp]

"Anyways, a lot of people ask me "hey, why did you put this Haesten guy in your novels?" and I just tell them, man, I've been a Koifish subscriber for years. How could I not?" -Bernard Cornwell, author of The Last Kingdom

[@haroldgōdwinessunu]

Is this real?

[@lema0925]

@@haroldgōdwinessunu sadly, no

[@knighthunter1791]

I love how Koifish also encounters a "Freydis" after his pilgrimage to Uppsala, Uppland, just as I started watching Vikings Valhalla- Hope he didn't get ambushed by berserkers on the way.😂

[@wiel5908]

based.

[@Sicarius888]

Haesteinn is such a funny meme character that can into everything. I just did Flame of Persia starting as him.

[@eduardomelo151]

shahsteinn

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

nice👍

[@tylersweet481]

We do not need Wikipedia to record the saga of Koifish and Haestienn. It shall be pass down by verbal tradition.

[@plebisMaximus]

As is the true Viking way

[@Ricter00]

Iba a escribir el mensaje en inglés, pero tras reconsiderarlo lo escribiré en español. Soy de Chile, en sudamérica, y me parece maravilloso el hecho de que un sueco que hable inglés puede llevar su contenido a alguien tan lejos. Me encanta tu sentido del humor y las historias que vas formando, te deseo lo mejor a ti y a miss Koifish. Saludos

[@DaFloove]

This is impressive. Someday your exploits as Haesteinn will be most of the wiki

[@austinschwartz7424]

what if the quote was like this "He has become a popular character to play in the general CK3 community, as well as appearing in many videos by popular paradox content creators such as Issorrowproductions, Drew Dumil, and most notably Koifish"

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

useful information

[@Goodtcori]

in haesteinn we trust

[@TheColombianSpartan]

In Hæsteinn we trust Is... is this the beginning of a new religion? _Hæsteinnism_

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

@@Goodtcori thank you. maybe your faith keeps me alive

[@esuriolitum9169]

You've inspired a character I wrote in one of my stories Koifish. Always happy to follow your shenanigans 🎉

[@YayaToure1247]

How can I check out your stories?

[@Cr3scented]

Early to a Koifish video, finally.

[@gijskramer1702]

Italy's capital in normandy, totally normal timeline

[@viorp5267]

I tried roleplaying kinda Historical Heastinn once, I basically just established a maritime viking kingdom in the mediterennean. Idk why but when I play him in europe I keep getting assasinated does not happen in india or perssia or even middle east. Catholics like sending assassins

[@Cameron368]

It’s because Charles the Bald of France starts as your rival and usually starts a scheme to assassinate you.

[@ManWittVan]

Yes, if you play Haesteinn, you better quickly run out of range from good olde Charles. Otherwise you usually get assassinated. That, or make sure Charles kicks the bucket. Otherwise you lose that sweet sweet Haesteinn event troops.

[@noogidoo2217]

update - the edit is back, koifish is on the page

[@GradiantZEROO]

Koifish should get a dna test to see if he is related to haesteinn at this point

[@chris-te5tm]

I haven't made it past 0:24, too busy cackling at the GOD TIER koifish meme.

[@bigtuga4ever]

I thought I was the only one 😂... pure genius

[@Urielthalas]

I wasn't the one who edited the wiki, and you can't prove that I was...

[@Grivehn]

"No matter what they teach you in school, my grandma told me Haestinn was a viking egyptian! And a viking persian! And a viking indian! And a viking mongol! And a viking pope!"

[@Im_The_Immortal_Snail]

​@Grivehn and don't forget..... HES A SAINT????????

[@lamarepository248]

Man has lived and breathed Haesteinn for years and only now thought to look up his Wikipedia article lol.

[@Mroczny666Kosiarz]

Wiki Hastein edit history is wild right now 😮

[@giantotter319]

Bjorn Ironside getting Haestein a girl from the afterlife is the best wingman ever

[@lunerishauntingbeowulf]

Love this channel, and I love Haesteinns!

[@swoomyswoom3455]

Yknow that page might aswell have stayed like that since i only know him because of you

[@Deamon93IT]

Pretty sure that the man would have loved this video

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

9 out of 10 stars didn't correct Haesteinns mistake and actually sack Rome.

[@BookValue2018]

I DID IT MAW - FRONT PAGE

[@AlecK47]

As a chronic Haesteinn player myself, in both CK2 and 3, I loved this.

[@aidankenny521]

You're a real one for protecting Haesteinn's Legacy and history

[@AshleyGravesreal]

1:01 yeah but Haeinstein already did those before you started to play basically this is how he got the land by Charles the Bald however good video I love Haesteinn I managed to get my friend addicted too!

[@moefki]

That's insane 😭😭

[@Diarmuhnd]

KOIFISH is more famous now! *He needs a guest role on that Viking show!*

[@bennyjax1237]

Your the reason I have a haestein addiction

[@Dolphin192]

Super cool to see characters played with historical accuracy.

[@Bern_il_Cinq]

What a realistic (maybe) historical adventure!

[@RubberToeYT]

Haestinn and Galway girls was not expected today but am not disappointed

[@NeonPhoenixx]

Playing as lore accurate characters should be a series

[@bigboykris2630]

You should make more videos like this 👍🏻

[@BrainNinjaMidget]

I love the historical paths in Paradox games.

[@pivertironlungs7408]

Another great video

[@rusted_grill1725]

its that time of the month, looks like I gotta do another Haesteinn run

[@davidkapus3226]

Guys, I tried editing the Wikipedia page, but they said that it's vandalism. Sad times.

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

vandalism? thats like raiding

[@davidkapus3226]

@@Jarl_Haesteinn Oh, Haestinn? Well, it's like if you put your rotten fish on the town square of the city.

[@YayaToure1247]

Do more of these But this time With Rollo , I think you should make this a series With historicial Characters.

[@gurrtug9213]

talking of ckII haesteinn, you should redo the conqueror series in ckIII !

[@omgwind5217]

Cool vid format

[@Vanillagorilla1529]

I love Koi fish thanks for all the entertainment bro!!

[@exodoalcunhaabridordemares]

nice video idea

[@athiocordatus9572]

8:02 Never expected a Little Einsteins reference in a CK3 video

[@Soul_Tomato]

What did I tell you about playing as Haesteinn >:(

[@haroldgōdwinessunu]

Anti-Hæsteinn indoctrination in our youth must end! They WILL be Hæsteinnings, whether they like it or not!

[@eduardomorales3266]

My favorite runs are definitely Hæsteinn's Reconquista in CK2.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Jarl Haesteinn, but he Isekaied to Tamriel where he founded a Dynasty based on Dremora Concubines.

[@anthonyernst999]

Im not addicted to Jarl Haesteinn

[@wheatlycrab4868]

Next video: I found Haesteinn's living relative and made him play as him in ck3

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

I remember the day Koifish was in the Haesteinn Wikipedia page.

[@eduardomelo151]

You are history now

[@steffplaysmapping1104]

An Hæsteinn anime series would be awesome

[@vulcanjoe8258]

Less talk, more raiding!

[@elcris716]

UN VIDEO MA MI GENTE

[@schnufi0893]

Heastein would be very proud on you😂

[@SamsClub-v9c]

more please

[@tupcho33]

History being written

[@JudgeMagikarp]

First Koifish on Wikipedia, next Koifish as an official PDX Adventures in the next DLC 😂

[@philma2196]

Hey Koifish would you like to make some videos with the lord of the rings mod? I think you would make them super awesome. Keep up the awesome work 💪💪💪

[@Canada1994]

Yeah I noticed that a few months ago Koi

[@duncanharrell5009]

Whenever the Byzantine Empire and Landless DLC drops, would you mind trying the Kindest Viking Haesteinn challenge again but this time give Montaigne back to Charles The Bald?

[@mrmagot98]

My hometown is on the Wikipedia page. It wasn't included in the video

[@codeflame.2161]

What sould have been done is add a sub document listed as "antics relating to Crusader kings three (not historically accurate)"

[@Mr.Frizwall]

Wikipedia already recognized Koifish dedication for hæsting.XD

[@walnzell9328]

Who tf names their city Moon? The city of Luna, that's... Yeah they deserved the raid.

[@SorcererKing94]

Italians, smh.

[@Adon_88]

including hungarian gypsy music is mad funny. (im hungarian)

[@svoe2630]

Please play as Röde Orm from the Long Ships

[@garrettgoss2691]

I would genuinely fail to withold laughter if we somehow found out that Koifish is descended from the line of Haesteinn

[@secret0fsecrets739]

Viking Jarl "Koifish" Haesteinn

[@jefferyhanderson7849]

Even if he is not on Wikipedia, no other CK3 gamer will come to mind when the name Hastein has been called. When we talk of Hastein, we think of Koifish. When we talk of Koifish, we think of Hastein. Here is to more Hastein videos to come! I look forward to seeing Emperor Hastein when the Roads to Power DLC has been released.😂

[@livingangrycheese2668]

0:37 is that the tinker's construct sound from when you make a tool/add a modification??

[@cityofmagic4370]

I like this video idea

[@jimmyselsmark7346]

I wonder if Koifish can track his heritage back to Jarl Haesteinn?

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

Koifish Haesteinnson.

[@TzarTzarevich777]

7:06 Just for some historical context about Iconoclasm: It's a heresy that appeared in the Eastern Roman Empire in 726 AD to 842 AD (that's like some years before 867 start date begins😳) and it was about hating the icons, calling them as "Idols" (like BRUH an Icon and a Idol are different things in Christianity, yes, I'm a Christian) infact there was a dynasty called: Isaurian dynasty which was kinda good in terms of ruling however the dynasty hated the icons (obviously), however during the rule of (Saint) Irene of Athens, she destroyed Iconoclasm by restoring Orthodoxy back to power (I mean, she's a good believer in Orthodoxy, but bad at ruling, she's a worst one, ngl bro).

[@winterpetersen5519]

Someone also turned you into a mod on steam as well.

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

So, @koifish, you really think the part when I decapitated the priest is fake, but the part when i lose the battle in England was totally true? How dare you

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

We need to change the article to clarify that Haesteinn was 🎶 the best around, and nobody’s ever gonna get the Viking down!

[@smiegto]

me: making a whole scheme and readying an army to take over my lieges lands. liege: yep you can have it. me: what? what do you mean? im not supposed to war you? is this a trick?

[@Koifish]

It's always hilarious when it happens, you end up just staring at the screen like O.o

[@orirotem2298]

Haesteinn is happy with you your bff loves you

[@brucedilferson9822]

Watch the Last Kingdom, there is a younger version of Haesteinn that appears through the series.

[@nightofshingo6304]

And also a much worse version of Haesteinn. I love the Last Kingdom but his portrayal was mediocre at best and didn't capture the significance of his historic impact. It's amazing what they do with historic characters and make their impact far worse than their actual history which is far more interesting.

[@Salt_and_Peroxide]

yep

[@Steve-em4tb]

Koifish are you a descendant of Jarl Haesteinn or something?

[@jussu0979]

Björn ironside is the best wingman ever in history

[@HG-wl2fm]

What if Haesteinn and Bjorn Ironsides kissed behind the great hall 👉👈

[@CarlosTrujillo-Patton]

Father heasteinn

[@thepiratepenguin4465]

Despite having 300 plus hours on CK3, I have never played any of the pre-made characters.

[@volition1312]

pre made characters ?😭 they were real people brø̈der

[@thepiratepenguin4465]

@@volition1312 I know they were real people, I just prefer making my own character.

[@harrisonsaunders1198]

Haesteinnfish

[@YunsAvatar]

I have a feeling that the use of the “Little Einstein’s” theme in your song means I know how you are educating your son.

[@CountHasting]

Hæsteinn on top

[@Timathy-gu5ct]

Average Haesteinn W

[@cloudedeli9025]

did nobody see how alfred has a weird niche catholic faith? never seen him convert to a different faith than Catholic honestly really cool

[@rocket_hops]

i pray to haesteinn every night for fortunate raids and clear sailing weather

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

@@rocket_hops i give it to you. Go ahead, my child

[@kalmariangoat]

THATS CRAZY LOL

[@MrSlaaneshi]

Когда шведы в Paradox работают 2 часа в месяц, другой швед пытается спасти с помощью мема интерес игроков к игре. In haesteinn we trust

[@Kilgorio]

wow