Rogan & Callen Talk Africa, Mosquitoes, and Scary Animals

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1290 w/Bryan Callen:
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[@zeitGGeist]

This just sounds like two guys toasted waiting for the bus to pick them up...

[@aytay2051]

Hahagahah😂😂😂😂

[@billyshead1339]

A conversation that you'd hear in a movie on the IFC channel. As they talkng wierd close ups of them rolling joints.

[@R3yboxer]

Isnt it a awesome conversation though? I love it

[@FeelingPeculiar]

Posted up

[@jesusmagana8827]

Lmao.

[@mphomothle5430]

I live in South Africa near a game park and every morning and evening I can hear the lions roar. The park is 4-5 km from my house. Lion roar alarm clock 👌🏽

[@gandalf8216]

Beats when the red fox is in heat : (

[@marcoAKAjoe]

Woah

[@matthale8090]

Jesus! 😆 I'd wake up with shit all over me

[@mpumelelobeyers957]

Dey Reciting Izithakazelo zakwa 'Leo' ♌🦁🇿🇦

[@brandonferguson7238]

Nice

[@maxcrothers]

Get sir David Attenborough on Joe be a great podcast 👍 like if u agree

[@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge]

I think sir David Attenborough would probably rather not attend, what incentive would there be for him to speak to someone like Joe

[@isaacsechslingloff9894]

@Reece A to be fair the gender debate is grossly misunderstood. The debate isn't regarding biological makeup (in science: sex, colloquially: gender) but rather the specifying of the definition of gender to mean feminine or masculine (and the range in between). In basic gender is a descriptor which some people in 2010s started to embrace as an identity. Gender itself has no real meaning other than "type", its a cognate of the word genre and comes from Latin through French. Its a very vague term. Colloquially its used to mean "sex" Grammatically its used to describe case endings (typically associated with femininity, masculinity and in between, neuter) The debate is wether to recognize Gender to mean Identity or wether to let it remain a vague meaning. Regardless of your opinion on it it is incorrect to think that scientists who accept this definition are against science and biology

[@sobantahir1011]

@Reece A I think you got Neil confused with Bill Nye...

[@Trilltord]

Max Smith for what? For Joe to talk over him? Leave Sir Attenborough alone

[@robbiethompson2778]

@@Trilltord shut up u dick

[@tomiwaakinrolabu5968]

As a Nigerian, seeing someone freak out over getting malaria 3 times is hilarious 😂. That shit is like a yearly thing here

[@melvinsmith9696]

yearly i used to have it every 3 months.......im immune now

[@tomiwaakinrolabu5968]

Robert Mr Bitches Freeman Lol same actually. I just haven’t had it this year cause I’ve been indoors most of the time

[@Jack-lr4hv]

@@tomiwaakinrolabu5968 Whic part of Africa do you hail from?

[@tomiwaakinrolabu5968]

Jack Howard I’m from Nigeria. You?

[@Jack-lr4hv]

@@tomiwaakinrolabu5968 I'm from the UK..but i was just curious

[@51Archives]

Never thought I'd hear Bryan say "Gang Gang Gang" while describing elephants lmao

[@g32.recitales]

I almost blow out my anus last summer. Too much garlic can take my nipples to another level. Cheer mate! Happy coconut party!

[@Ballchat]

Ong

[@sillybuns2136]

I love when the guest is telling a story and u hear joe whisper “woah” into the mic between sentences

[@AGTTMAOOTB]

The elephants yelling out Gang Gang Gang like they are from chiraq

[@BlackMist123]

Lmao

[@ogtriplethreat255]

Lmfao

[@mr.yackelkgb1116]

They rep GD u didn't know

[@mylesland3106]

Lmmfao

[@brandongutierrez9490]

Those elephants never forgot where they came from the fucking CHI

[@whutdupho9996]

Callens one of my favorite guests. The dynamic he has with Rogan is so entertaining

[@russellcrosby9903]

I agree

[@donhummer8882]

WhutDuPho999 fuck no

[@RahShanProductionsMTU]

I agree but Theo is pretty dope with Rogan too lol.

[@cunchxcowboy]

Callan is cringe worthy

[@Gfresh1620]

Most likely gay

[@drudashreacts707]

5:03 Chiraq elephants🐘🐘🐘🐘

[@enesdapo4278]

"A bunch" and "a shit ton" are my favorite US units of measurement

[@LM-rn6ph]

you forgot about "football fields"

[@essechange7231]

@@LM-rn6ph Don’t forget “washing machines”

[@zachosborne6577]

We are just as entertained by foreigners terms. The hood of a car is a bonnet? Mashed potatoes are bangers? Makes me laugh

[@Laymansinsight]

​@zachosborne6577 a bonnet is a hood, just an antiquated term. Moreover mashed potatoes aren't called bangers. Mashed potatoes are the "mash" part of "bangers and mash".

[@KvltKvnt]

Did I just hear Bryan say "gang gang gang" when talking about the elephants smashing the donkey

[@TheTororist]

elephants were like "gang gang gang!"

[@Nnnnn636]

And your comment was like "cringe cringe cringe!"

[@zacharycrater2588]

@@Nnnnn636 amazing username. Keep it up.

[@Nnnnn636]

@@loreaver3882 Would you prefer if it was about Hillary?

[@ericb9948]

Toro Loco funny comment these pussys can’t handle it

[@SenseTalk1017]

Lmao

[@devinburns2535]

Male elephants go through a time of the year called musth. Ive also read camels go through it. During this they can produce up to 60 times their normal levels of testosterone, and it appears as if the elephant is sweating into its mouth, as musth causes then to leak a liquid from their heads. During this time they are EXTREMELY aggressive, turning in just about anything that they can see.

[@Scout-9301]

Ya I’ve heard about that. They can become very aggressive towards female elephants right? And males as well, even fighting them sometimes

[@Oinker-Sploinker]

@@Scout-9301 they rape and kill rhinos as well

[@grantfairley340]

Not their mouths. They have glands on their temples that secrete musth.

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

"That's a Thai elephant sir" is one of the most funniest statements I have ever heard.

[@TheCoolestJose]

Imagine seeing Africa if it didn't exist

[@Aztikx]

Jose Munoz yeah...........

[@aytay2051]

Jose Munoz boooriiiiiiiinnnnng

[@themac9677]

Lay off the drugs for at least a little

[@tylergarrison3848]

How could we see somthing that doesent exist

[@omaraellosiii8171]

Tyler Garrison I think he means if it wasn’t known to us yet, like the first people to discover Africa.

[@ChrisKogos]

Hey that's the guy from the 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt superbad about it

[@coleblowers5230]

Joe "use the code joe rogan" rogan

[@77tjw]

cole blowers 😂😂😂😂

[@MCrelationz]

cole blowers 😂😂😂😂

[@rustyvworld]

Don't judge me, but I only find Joe R recently. I love this talk show, it's so real. I'm from South Africa btw. But I live in a city, only animals I see is rats, pigeons, dogs , cats and I was lucky to see a karakal on a hike once.

[@eulie_v]

Callen: "the elephants came in and were like oh yeah gang gang gang" 🤣🤣🤣

[@venividivici2195]

I had a run in with a elephant close to the border of Mozambique, it got so close to me I could smell its breath and hear the wind come off its ears as they moved, when I finally got a good distance away from it and was safe, I started smelling my own shit.

[@robertgituhu9975]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JMonteroCollector21]

Callen is actually a lot better informed than a lot of his guests

[@6tautstrings]

Worked in PNG for a short while, managed not to get eaten by the locals or the Mosquitoes. The Mozzies are as big as Seagulls and a lot scarier than the locals.

[@ddsjgvk]

Can I get a link to sign up

[@Ripskiis]

My church in middle of nowhere Ky goes to Africa every year building wells, I never understood how they could afford it. But they go every year, fly africans to the United States and put them in hotels or their own houses. There is a general assembly with at least 100 Africans at the church every year, it's crazy, awesome !

[@SuperAcidfairy]

I love listening to Joe and his guests Extinction has been a particular fascination, we automatically try to stop extinction, I wonder if this is the correct thing to do in all cases. Ones in which have been affected by man also need to be considered. Man is part of nature. Just because we dominate, doesn’t make it unnatural, imagine if elephants dominated, we would live in a very different world, yet certain species would still need to become extinct to comply with Darwin’s theory right?

[@rickysmith5776]

I think so

[@rickysmith5776]

But the rate at which we do it is unprecedented I believe

[@Alchem1stt]

I learn so much actual real stuff from watching these podcasts

[@ddsjgvk]

Yeah everything else I seem to watch on KZbin nowadays other than podcasts I feel like I'm just getting more dumb

[@anatolykhubezhov1735]

“ALASKA” “ALASKA”

[@Oscar-Poker_Shark818]

Joe you have the best podcast in the world.... I learn so much and you have sum cool ass guests. Cheers bro from the 818 California

[@masiemojela7799]

I live in south africa (town right before kruger national park), we don't have villages that get visited by elephants... only game farms/lodges/reserves get visited by elephants

[@DarthSeanious]

they are talking kak

[@bigdbigooo7829]

I wonder if Callen makes up stories. I don't know why I get that vibe . He seems like a strange dude to me..

[@bkrendan12]

he's an actor and comedian and definitely 100% makes a ton of his stories up but when you come on Rogan, i feel like you're more prone to be wrong or sound stupid with Rogan's "knowledge" and Jamie fact-checking everything, so yes but i doubt it on this kind of platform. Like have you heard Brian on his own podcast? half of his stories and the guys that go on that podcast are so made up lol like Theo Von? I don't believe any story he tells. He's apparently had like 65 jobs in his past and they're all ridiculous lol

[@TT-ff3nt]

No

[@abisaishoopala3789]

they have the best memory in the world so they never forget what u did 2 them even if it happen 22 years ago!!damn the way u guys c us and know about us is sad!!

[@gr8testsc0tsman31]

Joe managed to give me a new perspective on Conservation, I believe that specific species who are near extinct should of course be Conserved in a private area before being let out into the wild to repopulate but species that are having overly - successful conservation efforts should have a more specific regulation voer them. Not fully conserving but not fully allowing them to be hunted.

[@trojan9838]

They get hunted regardless of regulations by poachers so might as well make it illegal and take that into account.

[@0penEyesAndMind51]

@@trojan9838 no make poaching illegal and sell tags. That's what they do and what works. Some money at least goes into fixing some lands

[@85nlacy]

Works the same way in the us Money from hunting tags goes to conservation

[@dalirkosimov4623]

Joe "Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan" Rogan"

[@nudemood657]

You left the last high quotation marks open you noob

[@thamsanqahadebe5778]

The mosquitoes in KwaZulu here in South Africa are amazing! I said a loud "Wow!" in the middle of the night back in 2020 when i was there. I've never seen anything like it in my life!

[@ishemhandu1337]

Cecil the lion was actually from Zimbabwe Joe well it's in Southern Africa but not in South Africa. Two different things

[@kenyancitizen9952]

comparing an Asian elephant to an African elephant is like comparing a house cat to a tiger

[@ambrosiamacdonald9446]

Joe come back to Edmonton please and thank you. I would love to see you in person ❤

[@jeremys3951]

What’s your @ babe

[@PerfectoProductionsInc16]

Joe " I forced a tap out from a mosquito " Rogan! 👊🏻✊🖐⛔✅🤣

[@aaronh.73]

Joe "They jump on their back and try and jack them" Rogan

[@chicharitozzy]

I’m surprised he didn’t start talking about alligators

[@Lallana_Del_Rey]

You mean crocodiles?

[@virenvs905]

That glare off of Joe's head is blinding me

[@alexanderordinary2110]

LOL.. I bet he shines it everyday...

[@playboiaa5255]

Bryan "GANG GANG GANG" Callen

[@cheruzaleming]

newfound respect for your knowledge of Africa fellas

[@solosmoov2461]

The elephant stomping the donkey out story was hilarious 😂 idk how joe Rogan didn’t laugh

[@erontusk3984]

Use respirator and glove when handling, clean completely with soap and water when splashed into skin. - The chemicals used in thermacell repellent

[@snortingdandruff9623]

This is exactly the shit we talked about in middle school.....in 2001

[@brockjungjohan]

Snorting Dandruff you were talking about how allowing the hunting of animals is one of the most effective conservation tactics and how ironic that is in middle school?

[@hyperblazer4204]

Alaskan mosquitoes are no joke. My record number of bites at one time was somewhere over 60 when I was just a child. It really does make it look like you have chicken pox or something of the like.

[@deuronius]

Africa many live of the land. Natural food many of us live past 120. No Social media no money...but no depression and no debt. It has been this way for thousands of years.

[@jwallace5674wv]

Joe "well that's why they have tusks" Hogan

[@timliversagemusic9977]

I live in the Northern part of South Africa, was born here. i love to fish Bass in the mountains close to my house. there's no Elephant in the mountains and this area but loads of Hippo and Nile Croc and Leopards. ive been chased by Hippo so many times and had to climb trees lol. the one thing we have and thats thriving in my area are Black Mamna snakes. they scares me. i came across a 4m mamba the other day. very dangerous as they are highly territorial and no jokes i think its the only snake that will literally come for you. it wont back off and try to flee. only if youre lucky. it lift itself and opens its pitch black mouth and looks you in the eyes. its crazy. i instantly end my fishing and move to another area as i know how territorial this snakes are, they also strikes repeatedly. but we have plenty dangerous stuff going into the bush

[@kara2162]

Tanzania has many national parks that are untouched. Not stocked game reserves like in South Africa. It’s the real deal.

[@bchstr]

The reason why the bugs in Indonesia laughed at 21 year old Bryan Callen’s bug spray was because the bug spray in the 1800’s didn’t actually exist yet as opposed to the bug spray in the 2000’s

[@mikehunt905]

huh?

[@westdel2302]

African elephants-“gang gang gang” Thai elephants- “Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang “

[@Nick34615]

I wanna hear joe Rogan debate big animal fights

[@kirkdunn1379]

we went to inonesia and my buddy got lit up like xmas tree from mosquitos ( sulfur coils. long sleeve clothes, mosquito nets. etc) after 30 days he started to lose his friggen mind ....jungle is loud af, for some reason bugs dont like my skin...got 1 bite from mosquito in 30 days and surfed the jungle in Java, and surrouning islands......beautiful place..

[@appallokelley3207]

Joe Rogans breakdown on the South African hunting model is spot on ! I have friends in the eastern cape that run hunting safaris and I highly recommend them for any adventure.

[@seancarroll7780]

0:56 nice promo lol

[@battlebro14]

Fuck finally I was looking for a comment about that lol. Shameless plug

[@jaynah.2124]

I'm allowed to love nature without growing crops in africa

[@______-hg1gy]

Jayna P. Shut up bitch

[@getasimbe]

The point is you don't love nature because you don't even know what nature is

[@penzorphallos3199]

Fuck africa

[@numa2k147]

@aviato287 x trust me, if western governments left us the fuck alone we would. But then again, you wouldn't have your smartphone to write ignorant shit.

[@numa2k147]

@@penzorphallos3199 now you... You're just a sheep.

[@Frootyloops629]

am from africa and have had malaria over 20 times

[@goldenbleau846]

I hate mosquitoes. They bite me within 30 seconds of being outdoors. I keep them off everyone else. I would love to find something that would keep them off of me.

[@YungIllmatic]

Neither of these shills know anything about Africa, The continent is huge with the most diversity in cultures and animals and they're acting as if they can just generalize the whole continent based of a few countries.

[@chucksolutions4579]

Rob Burnley What are you talking about? We talk about Africa because IT IS so crazy diverse.

[@franklinauguste415]

Love these two guys no hate no funny there friends that both get money

[@gabrielwildman]

"what about edmonton" These cali boys talk about regular life in canada like war stories

[@dx3385]

Hahaha yup, people don’t understand how cold it is here or how the mosquitoes are insane

[@RogueReplicant]

@@dx3385 Extreme cold *and* mosquitoes? Why would anyone be dumb enough to live there ffs

[@dx3385]

@@RogueReplicant you’re an idiot ffs

[@RogueReplicant]

@@dx3385 No, I really want to know. I've lived in tropical countries with tons of mosquitoes, but it's a trade-off for the sunny weather and the abundance of cheap fruit and scantily clad women. What's the special attraction of Edmonton that you tolerate TWO shitty conditions?

[@thepool7626]

Am I the only one who thinks Callen looks like Joe with much more hair

[@canadasblinky]

Shout out to Edmonton!! 🤘

[@yeeboiii448]

Omg he talked ab Kruger park I went here that’s so dope

[@Fetaldareaper1414]

You guys should check out The Lion Whisperer if you want to learn more about animals in Africa. Or you can just watch him cuddle the lions.

[@Steezywonder47]

3:40 is so good hahahahah

[@shanewright344]

I love hearing Rogan talking about animals because he won't talk about just any animal; he's gotta talk about the strongest, most apex fuckin' predator that could rip an elephant to shreds, lol 😆

[@cianoaichir2725]

Rogan and Callen talk bout lots of stuff. Except for Callens deep connection to the CFR.

[@simonhoey6575]

Show the clips you look at. We can hear your descriptions. At least split-screen it.

[@aadityamurali18]

Wouldn't they risk copyright if they did that?

[@simonhoey6575]

Probably.

[@Joe_Momma_]

Look at Brian trying to sound like and teach Joe about something that he already knows

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

Joe talking about animals always 👏 😂clap😂clapped love the passion

[@thelab8800]

The world would be so much less without the internet.

[@Squizzle1000]

Love all ur podcast. Joe is a natural at it.

[@KoxenBols]

You should try to get Kevin Richardson/The Lion Whisperer on the show, he could explain lots about big game hunting in Africa.

[@Grrimhildr]

this is the most dude talk ever, me and my friend who is a hunter spend hours talking about animals its fascinating and we have female friends who are like "you guys talk seriously about everything"

[@MADGUNSMONSTER]

Original MAD TV gangster, Bryan Calllen. Shitty deal that MAD TV is dead but overly political and horrendously unfunny Saturday Night Live still lives.

[@therealkingm3301]

“The elephants were like GANG GANG GANG!!!”??

[@RiggidyDiggidyRaw]

Young "censor the comments" Jamie

[@salem927]

Vita et Mortem you think so? You prob right

[@teebo289]

im south african and have never been to a game reserve how sad is that

[@sebastianwardana1527]

X) my dads from indonesia... but from the city... i ll take a patch of tall grass in europe any day, indonesia? Long trousers, good shoes, guy with a machete! Ok lets walk 50 meters! Good, i am done!

[@caitlynabdoll8882]

I'm from South Africa and contrary to popular believe, we don't actually ride elephants and giraffes. Cape Town is more like San Francisco than the Africa that is broadcast.

[@mayeezy254]

the smaller the Mosquito the more of a nuisance it is, the only thing I don't miss about home.

[@manderson843]

It always cracks me up when they get into conversations about things they know literally nothing about... lol. There is basically nothing they said about elephants or lions that is true. The lions that they euthanized were can raised lions. They were not wiping out any game population, they were raised for the sole purpose of being hunted. They are all in to poor condition to ever survive the wild. Rather than take on the expense of keeping lions that have no value they put them down. These are not wild lions... please have some clue what you’re saying. It’s hella frustrating when people spread a narrative that isn’t reality.

[@MrJp2323]

That’s exactly what they said 😂, maybe you should listen better. “It’s so crazy how we raise these animals to hunt them” is a quite

[@manderson843]

@@MrJp2323 nice 2 year comment dude. Watch the video yourself. Brian specifically is talking as is joe about wild lions decimating game populations to the point they had to euthanize 200 wild lions. There are not enough wild lions in all of Africa to impact game populations. The lions euthanized were canned lions that are bread for the sole purpose of hunting. When the dentist shot a wild lion that they baited off a game reserve it tanked the lion hunting business and resulted in mass euthanasia of canned lions. Educate yourself or don’t comment.

[@MakolaTL]

They dont call Lions the king of the jungle for nothing.

[@hayleylarsen7938]

Anyone else from Edmonton? Haha 😂

[@shawnbogart3261]

Jasper avenue!!!

[@etazza1092]

Southsiiiide

[@Jonny2Trappy]

i fucking love the podcasts with bryan callen

[@InAnotherLife90]

Joe "animals man" Rogan

[@viego29]

I got malaria a lot since I was a kid until I vaccinated

[@solarpunk9994]

elephants can smell water from miles away, when there stuck in a drought ridden country, thats what drives them into farmland, if they had real watering holes and real forest like they used to they wouldn't be venturing onto farmland, and even if they did it would be a much more rare occurrence, not to mention if we want to share this planet with other species were going to have to deal with those consequences

[@Darkstormsun9865]

And we do just like other animals do. You step into our land and fuck shit up ofc we gonna fight back. Just like the elephants do when we get to their territory. Who gets to say that elephants own Africa? We are animals fighting to survive and reproduce living on the planet just as much as they are.

[@weisthor0815]

"you don´t tame african elephants" yeah sure, hannibal would say otherwise.

[@morganfreeman5260]

The elephants the Carthaginians used are extinct

[@weisthor0815]

@@morganfreeman5260 ehm, so?

[@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168]

@@weisthor0815 they were also smaller than Asian elephants

[@Darkstormsun9865]

@@weisthor0815 so not the same elephants duh.

[@cameranbittick3814]

You don't build a well..you dig a well..it's odd how most people say things that are the opposite of what the mean.."I could care less"..that's another example..but I'm a pessimist..GO JOE...

[@nlee2492]

4:57 Republicans Stomp Democrats, over guns!! 🤣😂

[@jaydenmeads1258]

Can someone link me to the article to the lions getting put down. I wanna read this.

[@michaelsutherland5099]

I dont think them killing 200 lions is true.

[@jaybrock6770]

I wonder of elephants have ever tried dmt?😂😂

[@Modelstl063]

Jay Brock they gave an elephant lsd and it died, not before shitting its self and collapsing

[@rocco3397]

such a poorly-hidden sponsor shoutout at 1:00. When the fuck did that start happening on JRE? is it a Spotify development?

[@leetraviusmckay314]

Joe "Left Eye" Rogan

[@salem927]

LeeTravius Mckay yeah what is that glitter?

[@blueskadoo1402]

I just drink a bunch when I go camping, and mosquitoes don't fuck with me lol.

[@snortingdandruff9623]

Joe “I stopped fighting at 20, yet I’m an expert” Rogan