Kramer Gets Lobsters For Everyone | The Hamptons | Seinfeld

[@12classics39]

Kramer gallivanting around the beach to “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” - absolutely iconic.

[@stevendalloesingh]

The K man is the 5th Beach Boy, not officially😂

[@johnschmo-b1b]

and him dropping N bombs at the laugh factory

[@9and7]

12classic...LMAO!!!!! The fact you used that word you just won the 'net. 'Gallivanting' - to visit or go to a lot of different places, enjoying yourself and not worrying about other things you should be doing

[@ccllvn]

@@johnschmo-b1b lmaoooo

[@annereilley4892]

How is he "iconic"? "Iconic describes something or someone that is considered symbolic of something else, like spirituality, virtue, or evil and corruption."

[@MountainHighSnow96]

The way Kramer so casually waves to the cops cracks me up every damn time.

[@kevinsullwold2388]

Funniest part of the entire bit

[@RobZoid1]

Kramer playing the voice of reason to Rachel after he stole a cage full of lobsters is the funniest things in Seinfeld

[@SovereignStatesman]

Kramer ain't right in the head... especially on racism.

[@kevinclark5802]

Kramer didn't know he was stealing them, he thinks he got lucky and found them.

[@MrK623]

It's true he didn't have the intention of stealing them. But he's not that naive, there were in a metal lobster trap.

[@kevinclark5802]

@MrK623 there were no signs or warnings of any kind telling him not to take them and when he was questioned about it, he admitted it without even thinking about it. Maybe he thought they belong to a local fisherman and not a Company, but he really didn't think he was stealing them.

[@RobZoid1]

@@kevinclark5802 isn’t that worse? He would be stealing from some poor fisherman

[@tomace4898]

Even though Kramer is unemployed and underfunded, neither George nor Jerry questions where he got the lobsters... or how he got the lobsters...

[@shadowknight1121]

If you were friends with a guy like him would you question where he gets things?

[@mattsheets]

How is he “underfunded?”

[@redacted2275]

Even though it's a sitcom, you people think it's a documentary.

[@AllAmericanGuyExpert]

That's because Jerry always breaks even!

[@alexchavez4978]

Well quit defunding the Kramer.

[@lancedavis9710]

I use "I'm sorry honey, not on my watch" all the time 😂

[@ctdieselnut]

I like how aggressively kramer shoves the lobster in George's face. Lol kramer was such a spaz.

[@yettimannettii2039]

Remember him on Fridays? He was the best.

[@GuillermoElan]

It brought me to tears playing and pausing the video frame by frame from 4:47. Kramer waving friendly at the police officer, completely oblivious of what's going on. He's such a brilliant and hilarious actor 😂

[@HelenOfTheism]

“You can’t lobsters from there, it’s a against the law!” Then he continues to eat them lol

[@matthewhecht9257]

He still wanted his free lobsters.

[@MrK623]

It's too late they are already cooked and half eaten.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Sure, because they own the ocean.

[@bradendouglas6980]

​@@SovereignStatesmanwho owns the ocean?

[@andrasszabo1570]

@@bradendouglas6980 The lobsters, obviously!

[@we8463]

George’s face is hilarious when Kramer says “ I saw Jane topless!”

[@markmun99]

Yeah we all did! 😂

[@kidperk334]

I love how after kramer said "we all saw her" george immediately turns his angst towards jerry lol

[@mikekillagreen9432]

I love how Kramer lets it slip about Jane and from there all the pressure is put on Jerry. Lol

[@jamessteel9016]

I was in the pool, I was in the pool 😂 this part is hilarious too.

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

it shrinks?

[@jamessteel9016]

@@dont-want-no-wrench Like a frightened turtle!

[@nthgth]

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." 🤣

[@shadowknight1121]

@@nthgthme: it’s not easy. 😔

[@bozak2320]

"She's got a great body buddy" K-Man thought that would alleviate some festering hostility.

[@huzaifshah2139]

Should've included the part when Jerry says *They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes* 😂

[@BobSince1981]

Great! So anytime you want, you can visualize her naked! I guess that's true.

[@shadowknight1121]

🤣🤣🤣🤣I love that part.

[@vaibhav170483]

I was looking for this comment

[@pipedown1246]

It's weird and funny how Kramer is the one that mentions they all saw her topless but George only wanted revenge against Jerry even though it wasn't his fault 😂

[@tastethejace]

​@@pipedown1246Jerry and George are supposed to be best friends. It's a bigger betrayal and hurts more

[@dariusalexander8985]

Say what you will about Kramer, but he is very vigilant when it comes to keeping kosher.

[@bossfan49]

He probably called Lomez for advice. He's Orthodox. Old school!

[@patrickkelly7085]

Yes you have to give credit where credit is Jew.

[@Will_Parker]

But he's also EXTREMELY against circumcision lol

[@rickybobby7549]

The nose can’t be trusted

[@jsutton0010]

True but he didn't stop Jerry from eating the lobster.

[@thunderkracke1550]

Where's the best part, Gorge putting lobster with the eggs?!

[@AlphaQHard]

The guy kept eating the lobster after finding out it was stolen, but he chose to report it anyway. What a hypocrite.

[@KeyboardBuster]

Hes a jew, unsurprising.

[@Thinker669]

What kind of friend was he?

[@jmoriarty8000]

I don’t think he reported it, the officer said we’re trying to track down a lobster poacher. He wasn’t gonna lie to the officer and say he doesn’t know who it is

[@Thinker669]

@@jmoriarty8000 He should've kept his mouth shut and only say "Nope, I didn't see anything."

[@jmoriarty8000]

@@Thinker669 I know but his father was a lobsterman

[@DhooomKetu]

Georgie boy's Shrinkage part in this episode was really funny too, and tomato is a fruit not a vegetable bit😂, and then episode ends with tomato thrown right at George's face 🤣🤣, truly hilarious and well written episode 🤘

[@funnyNflirtycraig]

I was in the pool, I was in the pool😅😅

[@SovereignStatesman]

0:21 Jerry and Elaine both look away, while Kramer stares RIGHT AT HER

[@JustPlainSteve5372]

With a smile & a gleam in his eye.

[@angelabolden5390]

There's a blooper @ 0:35, pause the video and you can see Jane exiting with coverage on her chest.

[@narajuna]

Well she was not showing to have eye deflections. I would not insult her :)

[@xavierharding8938]

Kramer is a gentlemen. If she wants to give us a show you don't look away. Maybe she was trying to create a buzz !

[@narajuna]

@@xavierharding8938 Yes indeed, very impolite to look away, must honor those 4 eyes.

[@-Nobody-1]

…. And George was having such a good day 😂 something had to happen

[@EBC-Bro]

That guy rats out Kramer yet eats the lobsters..isn't that illegal?😂

[@johnburke6332]

That reminds me of way back in high school when one of my mates bought a pirate copy of Titanic. His parents lectured him how unethical it was and made him return it and get his $10 back, but not before they watched it ofcourse 🤦

[@EBC-Bro]

@@johnburke6332 Exactly..same sorta logic 😄

[@Xylarxcode]

If it was a more serious crime, they'd be accessories to a crime to it and that's a felony. But this is too small time to bother with that.

[@yettimannettii2039]

He did not know where Kramer got the lobsters until after.

[@tigerbalm20000]

In his defense, he had no idea those were commercial lobster traps. Just looks like someone abandoned their lobster traps. Innocent mistake.

[@CatLover-23]

True Tho... He didn't know.

[@JustPlainSteve5372]

@@CatLover-23 FREE THE K-MAN!!!

[@simshengvue4642]

Nope. It’s theft. He’s lucky he only got a fine

[@kenmartin5299]

No

[@craigcolbert9544]

Y'all know how Comedy Works right? 🤦‍♂️

[@vortexpilot5096]

The Hamptons, one of the 5 best Seinfeld episodes. Boutros-Boutros Golly! Shrinkage. The Baby. The lobsters. C'mon!

[@robinowen7852]

You're right, a "breathtaking" storyline! 😉

[@dacypha40]

Name someone who lived a fuller life than Kramer

[@dangolfishin]

Probably Forrest Gump but the list is short

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Art Vandelay?

[@MsShampee]

Bob Sacamano

[@zoolygreb7885]

or Tor Eckman.

[@jodyvance1554]

Generations of Rockefellers, Carnegies, Rothchilds, Ted Turner, Richard Branson...Most any multi-millionaire, major celebrity/musician/athlete. You asked.

[@andreprince4932]

One of the best Seinfeld episode...

[@cesardelgado6821]

This man really snitched on Kramer? Smh

[@lucienvandegaart3611]

Lawyers are never to be trusted if their folks paid for their education

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Well it was personal

[@Jokie155]

After getting his fill of the illegal lobsters, of course.

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

I love lobster eggs. Whenever I have a leftover lobster tail from Saturday night, I make lobster scrambled eggs Sunday morning. Same with leftover boiled shrimp.

[@CatLover-23]

I would Love to try lobster eggs... I haven't yet.

[@GaryYork-tk2ow]

@@CatLover-23 Really good.

[@danthemankhan]

Normal people have never had lobster.

[@bobanderson6656]

Don't know what part of the world you're from, but shrimp and grits is really good. Add in a little mild cheddar - excellent

[@mikeh2520]

OK, we're coming to your house next Sunday morning!

[@joshuam.9048]

You saw who what? 😂😂😂 And Jerry's reaction when Kramer said it.

[@ianfinrir8724]

I love that the Most Replayed part is exactly the part you think it is.

[@hugoteo981]

That kramer's lobster shirt ...😂😂😂😂

[@jeremiahhudson302]

😭😭 the metal detector led Kramer to the man snoring on the beach im surprised he didn't prepare the meal in the shower

[@SneakyGreninja]

I bet that gut that snitched on Kramer is the type of guy that would remind the teacher about the homework in school

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

GUT?

[@leos8019]

The most replayed section of this video is everyone checking if she was actually topless 🤣

[@capitainebonhomme1609]

You are absolutely right !

[@jsutton0010]

Another great episode that shows Jerry breaking the kosher rule.

[@hasan_z]

not everyone keeps kosher, or not everyone keeps it consistently, same with halal

[@amberlopez7477]

He's not religious.

[@MrGgabber]

He's not religiously Jewish

[@vitalityfox]

Most jews don't believe in God. For them it's all about community.

[@MrGgabber]

@@vitalityfox There are ethnic Jews and religious Jews

[@lessthanthreemetal]

1:29 Lmao the way George flails backwards

[@ericnhero1007]

guy angry for kramer stealing lobsters and emphasize that his father was a lobsterman........ continues to crack a claw!

[@jeremytung1632]

I mean they were already cooked and he was almost done, no sense letting it go to waste.

[@kingjulian.r5748]

I forget. Did he call the cops on Kramer?

[@briandavis9952]

@@kingjulian.r5748 lobster are blue

[@superhashbrom8441]

Well lobsters can't be taken from the ocean they gotta be tagged etc and you need licensing also why would he just let it go to waste and just further put shame to their life habitat

[@GregsKitchen]

Absolute gold!

[@GazAce]

Who are you, Mrs Robinson LOL

[@CatLover-23]

Lol...! So funny on the Mrs. Robinson Jokes.. Same with 50 Shades Of Grey... 😹... Hilarious.

[@ipsun1632]

0:34 most paused moment😂

[@Kat.Evangeline14]

For the desperate - lol

[@buscador2007]

@@Kat.Evangeline14 Show us what you have!

[@plinsf]

​@@Kat.Evangeline14nope that's the only way anyone can see such things on the internet 😅😂

[@nthgth]

​@@Kat.Evangeline14attracted to women = desperate, ok then

[@yigal1697]

It was seriously weird it was somehow allowed considering NBC and time slot.

[@christopherbramwell8262]

"Hey Jay, rub some lotion on my back". Jerry says, "Who are you? Mrs. Robinson? Kramer says, "come on. I'll run some on you". Jerry says, "NNo. That's not sweetening the deal".😂

[@christopherbramwell8262]

The writers could have added: Kramer: "Come on man. Meet me halfway. You need to de-sour. AND sweeten". 🤣🤣 Jerry: NNNNOOOO. THAT'S NOT IN THE CARDS KRAMER". NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. Or ANY LIFETIME".🤣🤣

[@jasontheworldisyours]

(George) "If she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist" (Jerry) "They'd pick her up in about 10mins"

[@kurt6410]

Significant shrinkage!!!!!!

[@cl1xor]

It shrinks??!?

[@kurt6410]

​@@cl1xorlike a frightened turtle!

[@JustPlainSteve5372]

@@cl1xor short-changed

[@brunolondinese5857]

The jokes on Suffolk County because it just so happens Kramer LOVES looking after stretches of the highway.

[@hood_TheJoker]

classic...poor George Cantstandya

[@DR.ELEKTRIK]

The nerve of Kramer to poach the lobsters 😂

[@lz1648]

Absolutely love this episode. Top 5 favorite of mine. Maybe #1

[@09stoneheart]

He is so used to mooching from Jerry, he forgot he can't just take food from anywhere he wants.

[@US_John]

Kramer with his idocity, his charm, his goofus hair, and his body, and most importantly his genuine talk, friendliness and way of looking at life because he has no work is an inspiration for me. This is how I hang out when I am out.. My father has that approach too, but he is financially well secured, and tons of experience, he overpowered hos social shyness with playing guitar for many years on stage. I HOWEVER still don't know hpw to approach women, how to pick up signals. And how to close the deals. Kramer is a go getter. Despite his educational , logical, and financial reasonings. Kramer is a role model on how tp get by life. (TcB.) Neither jerry nor george or elaine has the security of kramer.. (Self confidence.) he picked up women already. I COULD do one. Beach skill's

[@justicejakober5506]

Cosmo Kramer was the best character on Seinfeld

[@SilverSlugger-fo2ow]

The whole breakfast is breathtaking

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

Red Lobster restaurants have lobster pizza & lobster mashed potatoes. I've told them they should have lobster scrambled eggs, but nope.🫤

[@SilverSlugger-fo2ow]

@@scarygary-qq1pj that’s probably why they went bankrupt - they didn’t take your suggestion

[@fuckglobalism]

Lmaoooo there is no Suffolk county prison but I’m dead, still weak 🤣

[@mrobertson188]

One of the few episodes that is rare for me to see

[@dredhead117]

the way he says that he saw Jane topless 😂😂 it comes out nowhere but also works so well in the scene

[@bobanderson6656]

The thing is, this is SO like the Hamptons, Fire Island, Jersey Shore, yada yada. Young adults all in a house they've rented for some ridiculous price. Some know each other, some not. Everything in this episode is plausible! Ski houses were the same way...... Glad I'm past that point in life.

[@gitgenKE]

They don't care where the lobsters came from

[@SovereignStatesman]

Or how the sausage is made

[@Corpsman01]

The guys dad was a lobsterman! What were the chances?

[@wpftutorial]

Can we appreciate this show is nearly 20 years old, and clips regularly get 200k views within the week?! Seinfeld is the GOAT comedy for real.

[@nthgth]

Almost 35 years since the pilot aired, 26 years since it ended

[@Jenny-r1p]

My favorite episode

[@DeanMrakpor]

the bass in this is just wa da tah.

[@iiamkee21]

the dude snitched on kramer but still ate the lobster ! i would have made everyone who had some help me pay the fine !

[@mjay4700]

An unsecured lobster trap that close to the sand with no tag or designation?

[@MoBizzie]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

[@xavierharding8938]

How you gonna cut out the part where George got his revenge and fed that cow lobster ?

[@williamoleary9330]

One of my favorite episodes

[@robertfootball1]

Ever notice how they always have the dorkiest friends?lol

[@myguyry]

what was dorky about their friends? That the guy was wearing glasses?

[@robertfootball1]

@@myguyry the way he acts. Freaking out about some lobster traps and ruining the dinner. Then look at their geeky friends that had the Briss. All their friends are socially awkward dorks.

[@farisalikhan6563]

I always thought it was weird that they all seemingly had the same friends. Except for Kramer, of course...

[@Kat.Evangeline14]

​@@farisalikhan6563Mr. Vandalay

[@LaoSoftware]

Dorky friends are more loyal than fake friends

[@shadowknight1121]

It’s a little fuzzy but if you play that speed real slow you can juuuust see them. 👌😉

[@emogolem]

she has a bra on.

[@GeorgeMonet]

You mean you can just see the flesh colored bra.

[@shadowknight1121]

@@GeorgeMonet aw shucks.

[@danthemankhan]

Sounds like a lot of work, but then again, where on the internet can you see such things without working for them?

[@timin770]

You mean you can just see the lobsters?

[@ThisNameIsBanned]

If you happen to find lobsters, you gotta keep them.

[@corbin_4738]

Not really a lost episode, but it's a good one!

[@brianmayer702]

They left out the best part-when George puts lobster in the eggs

[@BrooklynBoundNYC]

Complaints about how it's illegal to take from the commercial lobster trap but continue to eat it 😂

[@alexanderhikel2350]

The days where you could literally light a cigar anywhere damn I missed out big time

[@tiopuerco6923]

Looked a lot like a beach in SoCal 😊

[@Percenttwoeff]

I love how they just kinda breeze past the guys little outburst

[@Rellbronjames9]

Those are commercial lobster traps! That's against the law!😂😂😂

[@SovereignStatesman]

Yes, because they own the ocean floor.

[@nthgth]

​@@SovereignStatesmanthey own the traps. You don't go messing with someone else's equipment without permission.

[@Sloimer]

@@nthgthare you going to snitch on Kramer too ya stiff?

[@randallmarsh1187]

Wrong! Commercial traps have to have a tag (license) on them, with a number. If they were properly marked, yes it would be against the law.

[@ryansurphlis3451]

Honestly how Kramer just finds a rope and keeps pulling, finds lobsters and just goes ahead and takes them without so much of a thought… thinking that he can!

[@stephen8623]

You left out the best part where George gave her lobster with breakfast. Why???

[@michaelmartin8337]

I WAS IN THE POOL!! 😂😂😂

[@plainviewfarms6364]

Took out the best parts….. shrinkage….. George was in the pool

[@phillipyau4234]

Kramer saw jane topples 😂❤

[@uzumaki2689]

Def in the top 10 😂💯

[@sean_gmc5280]

That was NOT ME, Jerry. That was NOT ME.

[@truthhurts3524]

Alright! Shows over, I’m going to the beach.

[@cizia69]

Like a scared turtle...

[@scarygary-qq1pj]

FRIGHTENED

[@elmagnificodep]

$1,000 fine for all that fresh lobster. Oh no! 😂

[@tonystorm3065]

Top 5 all-time episode.

[@LTDANMAN44]

you can't take lobsters from there, that's against the law. *continues eating lobster*

[@WinstonWolfe21]

Cutting out his reaction to the baby 😢

[@robertweir5313]

First time I ever knew that Suffolk county covered Long Island where Kramer found the lobster trap. Long craw of the law!

[@nthgth]

It's just the eastern half, give or take

[@BtheOutLIer]

Great touch with the Suffolk County Prison! Long islanders know!

[@lucienvandegaart3611]

Trumps new outfit kramer.was wearing

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

​@lucienvandegaart3611 based on your comments he's been living rent-free in your head.

[@nthgth]

That'd be Riverhead, right? I wonder if their jumpsuits really say "prison" when the place calls itself "correctional facility"

[@cwatson42785]

I once went to maine and they literally have buoys that have rope attached to them and a cage and they are full of lobsters. Never ate so good in my life! Don't understand why more states don't do that.

[@AudaCity3371]

I love the person who cried when Kramer revealed he saw Jane topless.

[@airnidzo]

Why is Kramer the best? I mean, I know, and that's why he is my favourite character in the show. Him, then George.

[@JC20XX]

Why can I watch this in the proper aspect ratio here but not on Netflix?

[@socraytes]

"The K man" ~ George is such a dork lol

[@DEUCES56]

when was voice over part at @1:21 added i dont remember ever hearing this and i watch Seinfeld on repeat everyday

[@cooltrades7469]

Gold ...immortal commedy :))

[@STO_1601]

Those were delicious lobsters anyway! LOL!

[@astral_plane_crash]

RIGHT OUTTA THE OCEAN!!!!

[@fakename6658]

Kramer brought that lobster shirt with him to the Hamptons so he planned to eat lobster.

[@heyo423]

Everyone steals from those lobster traps

[@phillipyau4234]

😂❤Kramer was in the tv show Miami vice