I AM NOT KURTIS NOR DO I CLAIM TO BE HIM exactly what the title says tbh og video: • The New Pinocchio Movi... all credit goes to our mayor kurtis, everyone say thank you to him for creating this masterpiece 🙌
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@puppymcpupsters2 жыл бұрын
"ske dee ske dee ske dee Deez nuts" is the most fire line in all of Rap History
@TheMadsC2 жыл бұрын
"...motherfucker/ There's only room for one, you must die John Tucker/" And what a follow up line! This song is unironically amazing. I've been writing and rapping for 10+ years, and this is stellar work, especially if actually is one of his first tries at rapping. I wonder if he got any help? There's so many strong flows in here. I get he'd be good a writing punchlines, since that's almost the same technique as comedy writing. But still! Even the rhymes are really good. I'm just overly impressed. Really hope he does more rap songs!
@alteregobruh2 жыл бұрын
It’s also the funniest, with or without context (I don’t listen to rap so I actually cannot confirm this LMAO)
@puppymcpupsters2 жыл бұрын
@@alteregobruh I don't listen to rap music either bruh 😭
@Big_Guy_Danny_J Жыл бұрын
nah its actually "YOU THINK IM DONE BITCH IM GOING ROUND 2, BOUT TO, POUND YOU, UNDER THE GROUND, DUDE, SOUND COOL, NOT TO YOU BUT EVERYONE AROUND YOU, CALL ME WATER LOG, CUZ I JUST FUCKED AROUND AND DROWNED YOU"
@xiao3522 Жыл бұрын
That specific part was stuck in my head for a week after i watched the KZbin video💀
@ZaijahZea2 жыл бұрын
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HEARD KURTIS RAP IT'S UNIRONICALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOOOD!!!!
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I KNOW! BLOOD RELATED WAS AMAZING BUT THIS ONE OMG
@hoxiipoxii562 жыл бұрын
More like very really good (ayyy)
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
@@hoxiipoxii56 that was very really good. but what do I no-
@unknownpasta8103 Жыл бұрын
like Indoor Boyfriend was actually good
@Remi-bh1lb2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a trojan horse your just some drift wood" greatest diss in history
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I started screaming at that line 💀
@darrenflips73462 жыл бұрын
You’re
@Remi-bh1lb2 жыл бұрын
@@darrenflips7346 wow had to reply just for that 😒
@victoriam27722 жыл бұрын
ok this isn't even ironic this song just straight up slaps lol
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I know right, he had no right to go that hard
@skylarwhiteyo51542 жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 facts 😩
@AcnhPickles3 ай бұрын
it's ridiculously good
@snailpocky2 жыл бұрын
i unironically have had this stuck in my head for hours
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
same here omg
@kaitlynlittle81502 жыл бұрын
What part?
@sophiemae41192 жыл бұрын
me too LOLLL
@skylarwhiteyo51542 жыл бұрын
Same
@owenrabey37592 жыл бұрын
I’ve had it stuck in my head since the video came out
@bruhman58292 жыл бұрын
this is so fucking good dude i lost it at "get bella on my face ima start fibbin"
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@sleepysmartboy62872 жыл бұрын
The "Thank you Daddy" playing in the back too I just 💀💀
@ihavenoidea28052 жыл бұрын
what does it mean
@sleepysmartboy62872 жыл бұрын
@@ihavenoidea2805 I'll tell you when you're older
@ihavenoidea28052 жыл бұрын
@@sleepysmartboy6287 OH😭 i get it omg
@-ellie-59662 жыл бұрын
I would say this is a banger of a song but yk what do i nose?
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
what do I n-
@bigooble2 жыл бұрын
What do I-
@ImaPizzaK2 жыл бұрын
@Paul McCartney what-
@benny-hc3of2 жыл бұрын
@@ImaPizzaK w-
@kittycathxp3972 жыл бұрын
@@benny-hc3of ✨-
@jmasters75152 жыл бұрын
The “let me ask you equestrian” bar went hard
@aliien20572 жыл бұрын
"You an acrobat? Good, 'cuz you're about to get jumped" I FUCKING- 💀💀💀💀🗿 THAT LINE HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR D A Y S 🗿
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
underrated line tbh
@Luna-qwi Жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 tbh every single line in this song is peak of rap and comedy at the same time
@lofiaj2 жыл бұрын
"There's a line for my ride in Tokyo, you live in the backwoods you know we smokin those."
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
lyrical genius honestly
@sarahblair4652 жыл бұрын
The line that made me go wait- oh shit
@ebbie25952 жыл бұрын
@@sarahblair465 I dont get it??
@sarahblair4652 жыл бұрын
@@ebbie2595 like oh wait this actually slaps
@macyh32 жыл бұрын
SKADEE SKADEE SKADEEZ NUTS IM SOBBING
@dogdog7883 Жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE TYPED IT RIGHT
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
@@dogdog7883 YEA
@ghostlinng52252 жыл бұрын
how did he write the most fire rap song of the decade about a wooden puppet
@annasophier12 жыл бұрын
i will forever think about the sperm whale line
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
randomly pops into my head all the time
@nittayoshifumi8252 Жыл бұрын
note: his nose didnt extend while rapping. hes no capping here
@itsme-uh5qt2 жыл бұрын
Y is like the filming so professional looking 💀💀
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly, he went full out on this one and I'm so glad he did
@itsme-uh5qt2 жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 ikrrr I mean it slaps
@fishixee2 жыл бұрын
the finishing line is so cold “why you thought you had a shot? Im stumped” literally so good
@lootic90422 жыл бұрын
i love the "im going round 2, im bound to pund you under the ground, sound cool not u but to everyone around u" SO MUCH
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
ITS SO ADDICTIVE
@saraimurphy738 Жыл бұрын
Should’ve performed this on his first night on tour would’ve really loved to see this shit live😭😭
@adventurelandexpert7148 Жыл бұрын
LMAOO that’s a great idea
@angels-with-talons2 жыл бұрын
this slaps so hard - the beat, the lyrics, the lederhosen, the *nose* . . thank you so much for uploading!!
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
so true and no worries, just providing a service for the people of kurtistown
@angels-with-talons2 жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 sorry for the late reply man! you're a real one - honoured to have you in town! 😎
@grat.2242 Жыл бұрын
what do i nose
@lol-zr4iy2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is something noel would write
@sushie85232 жыл бұрын
very much tmg energy
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I agree
@kelsynicole91352 жыл бұрын
A TMG Kurtis collab or Kurtis Noel collab is what I need in my life
@cleopatraonlyfans2 жыл бұрын
I hate to say it but these rhymes are better than tmg tho..
@ScoopMeisterGeneral2 жыл бұрын
He even does Cody's fuckboi laugh at the beginning.
@fivefootfiveandahalfsetter28482 жыл бұрын
"i want all the drama, just call me a thespian" HELLO?? KURT BOY IS A LYRICAL GENIUS /srs
@spiltmilk02042 жыл бұрын
kurtis wearing lederhosen is absolutely beautiful
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
it makes me laugh that he probably went out and bought this costume just for this
@spiltmilk02042 жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 he most likely did just that
@sarapowers8827 Жыл бұрын
This is unironically such a good song. You and Danny really turn it out on the songs
@yeshomo3059 Жыл бұрын
unfortunately I am not kurtis, just a citizen of kurtistown reposting his masterpiece
@sarapowers8827 Жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 I didn't even realize. Hahhahaa. It come on in a KZbin mix. Ngl. Thought your name was a jab at me and I was like how did they know hahahaha
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 that was good of you to let them know. Lots of fan channels will ignore it and let the commenter believe whatever or literally pretend they’re the original uploader. Good on you to be pure and honest about it :)
@bronwynkay54592 жыл бұрын
Not me adding this to my gym playlist
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
as you should
@viconyoutube2 жыл бұрын
the john tucker line goes so hard lol
@ki_raaa Жыл бұрын
I feel like his voice is fit for rap especially like this and the fact this is unironically good is so funny yet amazing
@gabriela_offic2 жыл бұрын
Category is: commentary youtubers making absolute slappers
@goldendragongaming4642 жыл бұрын
anyone else think it should have started with "you think you're the real Pinocchio well that's a Pinocchi no
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE A GENIUS
@harlo.mp44412 жыл бұрын
The 🌌thANk yOu DaDDy~🌠 got me good
@Eclipseee_ Жыл бұрын
“Skadee skadee skadee deez nuts” is a fucking power move
@bemei92912 жыл бұрын
unironically hard as fuck
@YellowAlex162 жыл бұрын
Whenever he makes a parody song it's both funny and so catchy Edit: wow thanks for all the likes🙏
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
ikr, it's actually crazy how unironically good they are
@Error707Unknown Жыл бұрын
*Ahem*. Indoor boyfriend lol
@mr.potatoun2534 Жыл бұрын
The only Canadian to ever be mean
@mcslave32 жыл бұрын
"Got Bella on my face I'ma start fibbin" Dead And the "THANK YOU DADDY" adlib 🤣
@redacted5078 Жыл бұрын
I'm still not over how unironically good this song fucking is
@catleal89702 жыл бұрын
no bc why was this like.. attractive 😭 like please tell me it isn’t just me-
@bekenekjwowjah Жыл бұрын
This entire song has altered my brain chemistry forever in the best way possible
@gaylordtinklefairy74792 жыл бұрын
I wanted to send this to my friends but I didn't want to send the whole video So I looked for like 20 minutes for this. Thank you!
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
no worries, I hope they enjoyed it as much as I did lmao
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
If I want to send a segment of a video to someone I just take a screen recording
@sofiafernandez28232 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this was actually really good 😭
@Luna-qwi Жыл бұрын
"let me ask you equestrian".. poetic
@HandsOfCinderblock2 жыл бұрын
Watched his video high last week and was rattled by this.
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
sounds like a great experience icl
@ramskin77562 жыл бұрын
this sounds like it was written by Noel and Cody im obsessed
@peter-peterpumpkineater49822 жыл бұрын
[Lyrics] (Ah ha ha ha oh you think you're the real Pinocchio? That's a fucking lie dude. Here's a true story) (eh) Look, I'm tired of these bitches thinking they're the ones. My body's made of paper, You know I got the funds. You got nothing boy I'll smoke you like a chimney, For you it's crickets and I ain't talking Jimmeny. (eh) Im pushing fears in Pinocchio, (uh) There's a line for my ride up in Tokyo You living in the backwoods but you know we be smoking those, If you had a parachute, Bitch I would be poking holes. Knock on wood, Bitch you know the sound. (what) I'm a baby wooden boy but I'm not kidding. (ah ha) I got no strings to hold me down, Get Bella on my face ima start fibbing. (thank you daddy) (You know when I was stuck in the belly of that sperm whale I was like, hold up hold up, this isn't a sperm whale: it your mom) Ska dee ska dee ska dee deez nutz motherfucker. Theres only room for one, You must die John Tucker. I say you need to calm down just like Taylor Swift would, I'm a trojan horse, bitch, you just some driftwood. (yeah) You think Im done, bitch I'm going round two. I'm bound to, Pound you, Under the ground dude. Sounds cool, Not to you, But everyone around you, Call you, Waterlog cause I just fucked around and drowned you. (eh) Hey let me ask you a equestrian, Holding all these Ls, Bro your probably sore. I want all the drama just call me a thespian, But why the fuck you got the voice of Paulie Shore? I'm gonna spray you like that cat, You ain't never coming back. Getting splinters while you're sucking on my wooden ball sack. Youre acrobat good because you about to get jumped. Why thought you had a shot, I'm stumped.
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
doing the Lord's work, thank you 🙏
@pillowvibes2 жыл бұрын
I really hate to be that person because I know how annoying it is but I think he says “pushing p as in Pinocchio” not fear
@help66912 жыл бұрын
also don’t want to be that person but in the beginning he says “i’m sick and tired” not just “i’m tired”
@Phika_2 жыл бұрын
I also hate to be that person, but it's Jiminy, not Jimmeny.
@nickynomads7410 Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say I hate those people.... But accurate corrections, thanks 😂
@s.petrikov Жыл бұрын
fun fact this was the first krut video i ever watched and when he started rapping I was like WHAT THE FUCKKK
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
KZbin killed the quality again 😭 comment your favourite lyric though because I still haven't gotten over "it's your mom"
@Shy19982 жыл бұрын
I'm torn between "lemme ask you equestrian" and get "Bella on my face I'ma start fibbin'."
@bruhman58292 жыл бұрын
either the bella one, "i want all the drama just call me a thespian," or "gettin splinters while yer suckin on my wooden ballsack." really just the entire last part is straight bars
@neothepenguin12572 жыл бұрын
Skidie these nuts is pretty good
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
@@Shy1998 honestly me too, they're both genius lines
@averytrexel2 жыл бұрын
i love “i need all the drama, just call me a thespian”
@GamerGuy141711 ай бұрын
As a big fan of the Pinocchio themed genre, all I can say is: Gripping from minute one. Not bad from an artist, who raps for the first time
@chextheroyalbastard34952 жыл бұрын
The fact this was actually good is my favorite part
@pinkmannonite61622 жыл бұрын
Why does this beat slap so hard?
@skylarwhiteyo51542 жыл бұрын
This has been stuck in my head for so long 💀
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I've now added closed captions for anyone who wants the lyrics! (please use them, it took forever lmao)
@sagesaturn79732 жыл бұрын
much appreciated
@falsegod87932 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
I did, thank you!!
@katkay99232 жыл бұрын
The sperm whale line was FIRE
@ethanterry7290 Жыл бұрын
Okay, but why does this bang so hard? Truly next level.
@chloooooooeeee2 жыл бұрын
honestly "you need to calm down just like taylor swift would" are the best lyrics ive ever heard ngl
@themostcertified43774 ай бұрын
Bro y’all are sleeping on “Why, you thought you had a shot? I’m stumped.” LIKE BRO THAT GOES SO HARD
@luvcirii Жыл бұрын
1:13 is the best part imo 😭
@jomama67852 жыл бұрын
this song is my number one of all time on spotify. i’d just like to say that i have had my spotify account for 5 years and listen to music constantly. i’ve listened to this song a lot. unironically.
@sugamethisjinmethat99211 ай бұрын
KURTIS WENT SO HARD ON THIS MY GOD THOSE LYRICS
@Sammmstarrr Жыл бұрын
Memorizing it rn
@Nathan-Croft11 ай бұрын
This guy looks eerily similar to the mayor of my town
@yeshomo305911 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing 🤯
@Nathan-Croft11 ай бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 You also live in Kurtistown?
@yeshomo305911 ай бұрын
@@Nathan-Croft proud resident 💪
@melissalonla2 жыл бұрын
Has been Kurtis been taking lyrical lessons with Danny or what these bars be hitting
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
bars haven't been this good since Danny dropped the bar ice cream rap
@melissalonla2 жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 the bar ice cream rap was a cultural reset
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
He must be lol
@sugamethisjinmethat99211 ай бұрын
"There's a line for my ride out in Tokyo" Got me screaming like a dad watching a sports game who's team just won.
@ambarcastaneda47633 ай бұрын
One of my favorite lines! I feel like it's so underrated, it goes so hard 😭
@chloebeck20 Жыл бұрын
“get bella on my face imma start fibbin” funniest shit
@yeshomo3059 Жыл бұрын
such a good line honestly
@nagitokomaeda13782 жыл бұрын
best song ever, not even lying
@nagitokomaeda13782 жыл бұрын
im sending this to my mom
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
@@nagitokomaeda1378 hope she enjoys lmao
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
@@nagitokomaeda1378 your mom is so chill lol
@cowboyraccoon420 Жыл бұрын
i have an obsession wit this song fr he needs to put it on spotify
@yeshomo3059 Жыл бұрын
luckily he already has!!
@marceline79762 жыл бұрын
PETITION TO MAKE KURTIS CONNER A RAPPER
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I'LL SIGN
@chiliwithonel Жыл бұрын
Disappointed you didn't include his postscript of "Or maybe he wouldn't, what do I nose"
@yeshomo3059 Жыл бұрын
omg you're so right 😔
@hexes512211 ай бұрын
Kurtis makes a good country boy, but he was born to be a rapper.
@urmomssidechicklol2 жыл бұрын
Our mayor is a god
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
I read this to the tune of Our Love is God from Heathers 💀
@deflowerdefile Жыл бұрын
reminds me of princess rap battles
@yeshomo3059 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THOSE ONES OMG
@flippinbirds61932 жыл бұрын
This goes dumb hard
@kiukiura2 жыл бұрын
actual lyrical genius
@bisquirrel13932 жыл бұрын
i had nothing to do so i memorized the rap. my only regret is waiting till now
@gayghostprince Жыл бұрын
why does this go so hard 🧍
@beentherelovedit9150 Жыл бұрын
omg im hyperventilating he's amazing!
@wreneellerie Жыл бұрын
I’m frequently watching this video to this day and “Let me ask you e-questrian” still kills me
@yeshomo3059 Жыл бұрын
same
@MamaRagoni9 ай бұрын
I had this song play in my fng head all day
@pantothemax67366 ай бұрын
This is my Roman Empire, I literally rap this song every day. 💀
@rabio029 ай бұрын
NO BC WHY DOES THIS UNIRONICALLY GO SO HARD
@hamsterstyle61526 ай бұрын
0:27 "for you it's crickets, and I ain't talkin' Jiminy." The expression Kurtis is making when he says "for you it's crickets" is the funniest thing I've ever seen oh my god I love this man lmao
@rookiedrifter4273 Жыл бұрын
Every time it cuts to the shadow of Kurtis with the nose makes me think of fuckin' anime Doofenshmirtz...
@twistytrombone2453 Жыл бұрын
"You need to calm down like Taylor Swift would" As a Swiftie I approve of this message👍
@lemon81592 жыл бұрын
personally, this is a bop. but what do I no-
@deejayrestua76012 жыл бұрын
Let me ask you equastrian. Bars
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
bars haven't been this good since the bar ice cream came and dropped bars
@TrulyGreggington Жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 oh there come the bar ice cream
@JessejustJesseIsInYourHouse2 жыл бұрын
Damn this song just hits 🔥🔥🥵🥵
@Lolielila2 жыл бұрын
This rap works so good with 1.5x speed!
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
he sounds like he's trembling 💀
@megolovaniadududu Жыл бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 he does lmao 💀💀💀
@Obstile2 жыл бұрын
unironically this is #1 on my spotify on repeat playlist
@shmooplesАй бұрын
I've come back after Kurtis' recent video with the Tarzan diss track and I forgot how much this genuinely slaps???
@kiwifruitbird72 жыл бұрын
Wait his nose was long the entire time does that mean he was lying this whole track?
@spaghettilawn-mower96202 жыл бұрын
The Taylor Swift line was GOOOODDD
@YimstaNation4 ай бұрын
"lemme ask you equestrian?" i've been saying this randomly in my head for months now and i can't stop T__T
@notsaying83002 жыл бұрын
y’all r fast
@yeshomo30592 жыл бұрын
🏃♀️💨
@ShizakuIzaiyoi2 жыл бұрын
🔥STRAIGHT FIRE🔥
@evizplqnets Жыл бұрын
who agrees that kurtis should make a song about being mayor of the best town, kurtis town? 👇
@beka74755 ай бұрын
The fact that this goes as hard as it does is fcking wild 😭
@phishphan492 жыл бұрын
this is obnoxiously good. thankfully rap has a much richer and longer history than pop country, which, blood related .... like if weird al was GIGA NIRVANA or some shit - the satire is the best song in the history of the genre.
@l0v3bug065 ай бұрын
The fact that I’ve listened to this so many times that I don’t even need the subtitles to sing along 😭
@yeshomo30595 ай бұрын
same tbh 😭
@l0v3bug065 ай бұрын
@@yeshomo3059 i added this video to my playlist btw-it’s called “my favorite white boys” 😭💀
@rachelthornton4442 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio definitely wrote this after he got the Golden Globe.