If I get Scared, the Video Ends

[@DapperDemon.]

I like how he just took a minute to talk about lobsters.

[@Ramooooooo69]

Fr

[@Koooschny_sk]

To be fair, those split color lobsters are very cool

[@sunnythegambler-jackpot]

Split colored lobsters are fcking cracked tho

[@captainslow_037]

@@Koooschny_sk fuckin 2 face lobsters

[@datcap6289]

lobsters are damn cool

[@AidanTheGaymer]

As someone who grew up hiking the Appalachain trail, it absolutely is as creepy as people think it is. There's a lot of bad energy there. It doesn't help that it's a very popular place for murderers to hold their victims and bury them. :)

[@fishfinn2204]

i live in the appalachains and tbh i've heard some weird shit

[@AidanTheGaymer]

@@fishfinn2204 I believe it! My parents were once planning and training to hike the entire trail and I am so glad that fell through.

[@Fanican]

I've taken hour long bike rides, never came across anything creepy. Guess that's for the best lmao

[@mmomsterr]

as someone born and raised in Appalachia, can confirm, those mountains are older than hell and something about them radiates rough vibes

[@AidanTheGaymer]

@@Fanican it absolutely is haha. I've known some people who haven't experienced anything but then me and others I know absolutely will not go there by ourselves haha.

[@lavieestbellexx]

The deer trying to get into the house might have chronic wasting disease, explaining its lack of fear. . . which makes it the scariest video in the comp for totally different reasons

[@adrih8694]

its a goat, not a deer. and goats are just pretty dumb.

[@trout512]

@@adrih8694Nah not dumb, they'll escape just about everything unless you bury the fencing and make it very tall/reinforced. They're just stubborn as all get out and aren't that afraid of people. The real thing to be worried about is how to get the darn thing off that porch lol.

[@bladenot-runner1795]

It's a goat. Deer are easily twice that size, have different eyes, and huge ears. I genuinely don't know how you or Kwite mistook the two.

[@baddie4345]

exuse me, what time does this video start? i dont know what you where tallking about

[@Eliweekly_da_crab]

If this was a "you laugh, you lose" this would've been a yt short

[@Lowglory]

Probably because he wasn't trying not to laugh. If he was trying not to laugh he wouldn't have laughed.

[@glitchxmars7415]

@@Lowgloryur missing the point 😭😭

[@rosykindbunny1313]

As someone who is absolutely terrified of jumpscares, pray for me guys while I watch this Edit: I survived guys, and I only jumped like three times

[@Zanophane_Gaming]

BOO!

[@nick_by_theo7087]

Ah thank god

[@Eevee860]

BOO!!!

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@Zanophane_Gaming AH-

[@B_4035mn]

OOGA BOOGA!

[@poptartzgaming5545]

Speaking as a resident of Appalachia, Kwite is absolutely correct about some freaky ghost shit happening up there. If anyone says "I'm going hiking in the Appalachian mountains by myself" we take that to mean they're as good as dead

[@Duckymcduckster]

I refuse to go to west virginia, I tried making friends with a skinwalker that took the form of a cat, and the grafton beast slapped me in the face, the backwoods monster said I'm a buttcheek, and Mothman said I was dumb. I don't wanna go there anymore, they're mean

[@randomdude3]

@@Duckymcduckster Mothman is a good citizen! He would never!

[@Bunni_Rxses]

@@Duckymcduckster Don’t bash mothman like that! As a resident of WV he is a good dude, you just offended him.

[@Duckymcduckster]

@@Bunni_Rxses how do I not offend mothman

[@owlrecluse2234]

@@Duckymcduckstertell him his ass is phat

[@byth0rnee]

THE WAY IVW BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE EDITED SO IT COULD COME OUT ON MAIN CHANNEL

[@soupoup]

Love ur pfp btw

[@fancyman6862]

is your pfp, pro trans or anti trans?

[@oo-vivian]

Im pretty sure being a jerma enjoyer and being anti-trans at the same time is impossible​@@fancyman6862

[@undrscrmsn]

@@fancyman6862i mean its jerma… what do you think?

[@holyhawks]

yall are QUICK

[@sunnythegambler-jackpot]

YEAH WE FKING ARE

[@Sireington]

Hehe

[@sillyzkid]

FR

[@deathskele10]

We're just built different

[@Ramooooooo69]

Yuurrr

[@look-at-this-goofy-ahh-rat]

was there live, it always cracks me up how the only life he lost was Springtrap divorcing Kwite. watch these live if you got twitch they fun as hell

[@aitorleal4676]

since you were there do you remember what it was that they had to censor in 15:25?

[@look-at-this-goofy-ahh-rat]

@@aitorleal4676 g fuel

[@demetriam2408]

​@@aitorleal4676probably some brand they don't want to advertise on the cup so they chose one Kwite would prefer to advertise

[@cohozuna]

hi, the guy who made the video here! it was gfuel i thought he liked that :(@@aitorleal4676

[@sneharaghuwanshi7283]

bro is down BAD. couldn't be me, couldn't be me...

[@NoriTheSeawed]

Watching this while i sew a bunch of empty capri sun pouches I’ve collected over 2 years so I can make a capri sun backpack doin good

[@the1nf3r10rone]

that's frikn awesome

[@elitheratman3730]

Nice

[@Adbrandrealtrustme]

Inscryption Mycologists:

[@COFFEEWSUGA]

i wanna see what...

[@demetriam2408]

​@@Adbrandrealtrustmeomg lol, this is too funny

[@cookieking0]

as a resident of West Virginia, I can assure you that us Skinwalkers are not real. It is actually safe to go into the woods alone at night. amd if your lost, Make sure to whistle to, so we can find you and *help* you.

[@byoun257]

I am but no one is coming to help

[@Duckymcduckster]

RUN,​@@byoun257 RUN MY BOI, RUN!!!

[@melee-built_centipede]

ok! will remember

[@sinnerofasmr3014]

you definitely trying to get ppl killed 😭

[@the711devin4]

If you see an animal stand on its hind legs and look at you with human eyes, it wants to be your friend.

[@little_sponge.]

4:14 I remember 4 girls in my class standing around one girls phone, all squealing and shrieking in fear and disgust. i moseyed my way over to see what they were looking at, and it was THIS SPECIFICALLY.

[@Silly_Rivers]

7:00 BRO THIS ONE ACTUALLY JUMP SCARED ME SO BAD THAT MY EYES STARTED WATERING

[@Cxste11xn]

14:45 IIRC the ground moves like that bc the wind is pulling the trees. The ground is soft enough that the whole tree is moving- the roots are pulling up the grass/moss above them, making it look like the forest floor is breathing

[@owlrecluse2234]

You are correct. It usually occurs when for some reason the trees roots can’t grow down (whether it’s in a suburban area and it’s concrete or it’s new growth logging forest so they aren’t grown yet). It’s why young forests still aren’t that good for erosion control, but old growth is. It also happens during floods for similar reasons.

[@stupidity_lolzzz]

Im scared of my existence, ROLL CREDITS-

[@thecroissant9326]

lmao

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

Oooh I have opinions on the FNAF designs!! I consider myself a bit of an animatronic nerd and by that I mean I know so much a Chuck E Cheese it’s ruined friendships! Anyway, I love the FNAF designs, don’t get me wrong but, I think they could’ve been way more visually scary if they would’ve followed common design trends. Specifically I’m talking about the silicone faces. The hard transition between the silicone and the fabric already makes it look quite odd but overtime silicone will also deteriorate. It will sag, stretch, rip, and crack. I’m seen videos of animatronics with damaged faces turned back on and it’s actually kinda disturbing. While we’re talking about animatronic faces I would like to bring up Tex’s Critters. I just think they’re really cool because they had hard shells under their masks and also their transition between fabric and silicone wasn’t quite as harsh. They’re some of the most aesthetically pleasing animatronics I think. They do have a sad story with the mental health of the guy who owned them though. There’s also Circus Playhouse animatronics which I think are cool and some of them have been damaged in fire. Also Willam after had to be some kind of super genius or the FNAF universe had to just be more advanced than our own because the FNAF 1 animatronics are shown to have fully functional hands but real most animatronics do not. In fact Uncle Klunk was considered revolutionary at the time he was made and he only had one articulated thumb. If you want to see a creep animatronic picture I’d definitely recommend looking for “mass produced uncle klunk” I think the Security Breach animatronic designs are just fine though. A few years ago I wrote an essay essay about why Chuck E Cheese’s was getting rid of their animatronics and one of the reasons I found in my research was “Kids aren’t fooled the animatronics” (bs reason tbh. All the reasons were bs imo) honestly I think Fazbear Entertainment would realize robots are cool are build a whole aesthetic around that to draw in customers. Cool looking robots tend to have a longer life span that realistic robots. Think about how some movie effects age. Some better than others. I highly doubt anyone will read this but I can’t pass up on the opportunity to completely nerd-out on my favorite topics lol.

[@caramel9154]

damn! thank you, this was actually a fun read

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

@@caramel9154 Thanks for reading it! I didn’t think anyone would and your comment made my day! I’m glad you enjoyed reading it

[@kenna4256]

Woah, neat!! This is really cool, thanks! :D I gotta agree, if the FNAF designs had the silicone faces like with Tex and the gang, they'd be a lot creepier. The before and after pics sure are something lol

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

@@kenna4256 FNAF kinda started my real interest in animatronics and I think it would be so fun to redesign them more realistically especially keeping those before and after pictures in mind! My favorites are the videos where they power up the damaged animatronics. It’s so eerie especially when it’s just shoved somewhere in a dim storage facility and is lit up by flashlights.

[@Duckymcduckster]

I didn't read it bc I have no idea what those are

[@Katharoni]

A video that unironically gets me every time is the one where the Chucky cheese animatronic looks at a dude after he talked shit. It's so human, so real, creeps the shit out of me

[@snabherobrine1982]

11:15 "i didn't visibly scream"

[@HowdyBones]

This video's fresher then the Atlantic garbage patch

[@snozzle9674]

I'm such a weakling when it comes to cheap jumpscares. I wanted to just watch a kwite video to wind down to go to bed, but now my heart rate is higher than when I started it. 😅

[@Duckymcduckster]

Watch the ring, I dare you

[@RyanYippee-tt1mz]

6:11 His laugh sounds like Peter Griffin of am I sleep deprived?

[@W1LD_and_the_voices]

8:00 when he started to talk about lobsters. Also the split-colored one looks like if sea creatures had OC's

[@bananjos2]

the generic woman scream at 10:40 is literally one of the first things you find after searching "scream" in capcuts free sound effects lol

[@muchosconfuzzlement8258]

i will never get over how he says “stauber” like “stoaber”

[@porygon7463]

17:19 this one pissed me off bruh, I was waiting patiently for a roof to cave in (not looking at the video with my peripherals like the other vids) and that's how my dumass got repaid

[@dustman9811]

8:23 That lobster looks like he’s about to fight Batman

[@midnight195]

Speaking of skinwalkers, an old classmate said I had the personality of one. It was weird, like she couldn't even say like a hippie or something, it had to be a skinwalker

[@sparklpugtea]

Wtf is a skinwalkers personality supposed to be like lmao

[@midnight195]

That's what confused me. Ive been told I've had a personality like a pot smoker before, and I got that, but a skinwalker???

[@Astral_Ender]

maybe she meant it in a "this cannot be an actual intelligent lifeform" way idk

[@thecreator3145]

​@sparklepugtea They try to act like a casual human, only to fail miserably.

[@Zeeem994]

I live in a state that has a good chunk of the Appalachian mountain range in it, and can say I’ve heard some weird shit, them mountains got things in em Things we don’t try to find

[@Duckymcduckster]

I did. They said im dumb, and Mothman said I look like a buttcheek

[@JelqJester]

7:03 scared tf outta me cause i thought he flicked it on and off two more times 😭

[@Star_tears]

9:37 not the life of luxury 😭

[@ZinxBDW5727]

4:07 actually made me scream

[@zxynsx]

2:47 LMAO IM SORRY FOR SCARING YOU KWITE (yes i was in the E.R.)

[@mimimoomoo2902]

17:33 I actually jumped I was genuinely expecting the ceiling to fall

[@Gremlin_Boi_]

Bro called Mari "just some guy" 😭😂😭

[@XDDCCOUUTT]

Omori fandom: Es hora… de domir

[@acedunnit]

As someone severely arachnophobic, the spider jumpscares are so unfair ;0;

[@1NT0_TH3_V01D]

I totally wasn't playing dtgl footprint fir 5 hours straight

[@Z3ph0s_]

You a real one

[@zackerysheldon7362]

Snake neck turtle. I saw one at a pet store. Specifically tropic cove. Nightmare fuel, but also cool at the same time

[@Jackicide]

9:43 "You are MINE!! You Are MINE!!"

[@windlybandibunbrother4670]

4:36 I made that fucking image, I don’t know how the video creator got their hands on it, but it’s an edited picture of my face

[@clone_gamer2331]

Ong bro??

[@DogSippingRootbeer]

I still haven’t gotten used to the new avatar it’s the only scary thing in this video😭

[@pillhead9339]

Different colored lobsters are just shiny Pokémon

[@vulpinitemplar5036]

Pro tip for the spider ones, do not have them rush the screen the spine tingles from the spider rushing up a limb after being disturbed is far better of a reaction.

[@Justin_beiber_hair]

6:43 I swear I've seen this in a movie before

[@pine_demon]

9:05 omfg hes secretly a slug man, his little eye stalks come out in the dark to spread his eyes apart

[@mistermeme153]

7:01 got me bad bro. I hadn’t flinched at all until that one😭😭😭

[@katiequeen2275]

4:16 this guy got me, not like made me jump or scream, just send a shiver down my spine

[@jimcobbler3954]

11:56 Ahhh... caught yourself I see! We know what you meant Kwite. We all know.

[@HybridGamer72]

Man i swear Kwite is making these scarier, the pennywise one wouldn't have been scary if it wasn't for him pausing it right before hand

[@addinoir]

you know you’ve been traumatized when you laugh at videos that are supposed to be scary

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

The woods in europe are safe because we killed/displaced most of our cryptids and fae. Those that remain are endangered and only survive in little enclaves.

[@tiffanyflores7473]

Bro when he said "I watch de Everymanhybrid it is coming to get me" that reminded me of my childhood but instead I just did rituals and prayed something would come to kill me 💀

[@BackYardRejects]

same bro marble Hornets was my everything as a kid + slenderverse as a whole is stilll my special interest i was shook

[@aguywholovekfc]

his laughter is contagious

[@Mthwe8]

Bro, Jack Stauber almost had me laughing out loud.

[@murd3rwadz156]

Feels weird being early but i love seeing kwites content!!

[@nandoskitty1723]

Kwites content slaps harder than my dom 🥵

[@Astrals2011]

oh

[@severed_pArts]

LMAOOO

[@Duckymcduckster]

L + ratio

[@Artie_tardy]

It's literally just the "i like turtles" kid💀 6:28

[@LEAFYTOONZ]

Bro if kwite quits KZbin im deleting the app

[@Duckymcduckster]

Same

[@UntitledNameGangIsTouringAmmos]

Hearing someone reference Everyman Hybrid in 2024 made me smile a bit ngl. Then I remembered Kwite has collaborated with Nightmind before and the deep dive into the Everyman Hybrid series was the very first Nightmind videos I ever watched all those years ago. I have no idea what I can do with any of this information but long for the nostalgia of seeing a video from some of my favorite content creators for the very first time again.

[@BackYardRejects]

HE COLLABED WITH NIGHTMIND???

[@MollyDollyy774]

5:53 I can Appreciate some Jack Stauber, also some of these just remind me of the _Lights are off_ TikToks, I don't use TikTok, I just saw them on KZbin 12:18 That Peppa Pig one is... Disturbing... Just... It's sooooooo creepy... 15:37 Springtrap divorces Kwite... That would scare Kwite, and the Slowed down "It's been so long" makes it even sadder...

[@Audrey-xd2kc]

For some reason it makes me so happy when people know who jack stauber is (:

[@polarbearwilliam]

3:42 pov: you're a judge that just sent a man to a life sentance

[@billtait-mp6dl]

It still surprises me to this day that people don't know that long necked turtles are a thing

[@dogewithaknife1]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR WEEKS!!

[@Gabitza379]

When he showed the split coloured lobster I immediately thought of Deathstroke from Batman.

[@___catchmeifyoucan___]

13:10 WAS THAT A MONIQUE GIBEAU/ NOEL GRUBBER/ RIDE THE CYCLONE REFERENCE?? ("Tell Him that, like Him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away!")

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Anyone who thinks that animatronics are creepy or that the most nice looking animatronics are in fnaf have clearly never been in the Efteling. The place where fairytales actually come to life with animatronic assistance.

[@zachharned7119]

6:24 this is actually from a movie called "the taking of deborah logan" its a rlly good movie imo

[@tsumimia]

LETS GOOO I WAS THERE LIVE ive been waiting for this one

[@CT-BAl13R]

not even lying mine was the blue lobster jumpscare glad you laughed at it

[@moldinggraveyard]

Long neck turtles actually do exist! That specific one looked like an Eastern long-necked turtle

[@KeenanFr]

6:43 WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87!?!?1

[@Bagel__Mage]

"Appalaychan mountains" the worst jumpscare of the video

[@brentcomstock6737]

9:50 hey that is from life of luxury and you need to do a life of luxury and luxury dark video

[@milkymilkycocoapuff]

7:01 okay this one really got me.

[@Catz_idk]

what an amazing vid to watch before I go to sleep

[@somerandomcube]

the fact that he called mari "just some guy" lmao

[@coraadmire505]

This should’ve been like if you laugh the video ends kind of video cause you were mostly laughing then getting scared 😂

[@lucyarisato6850]

14:23 =0 EverymanhHYBRID my beloved, at some point they’re going to hit 100,000 subs and we’ll get that Santa Fe Chicken Recipe. Any day now guys.

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

EMH FAN SPOTTED!!!!! HAIIIII

[@BackYardRejects]

we better get that recipe soon man,, i really wanted to try that shit 👎

[@Florida--Man]

I used to live in the Appalachian mountains i would scream all day long just to freak the fuck out of tresspassers... But... It was like 10:30ish and i was screaming and i heard a scream back... It sounded like... "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[@M22Fan]

"Who just called the horse hot?" Sounds like a enumclaw, Washington moment

[@Ethanol_]

I just got done watching a valorant cringe compilation, thank you Kwite for blessing me with this on my recommended section. I owe you one dawg 🙏

[@Vex1001]

The cosmos aligning in order to make me watching this at 10PM on a stormy night

[@orangeslim493]

10:01 at here he’s talking about that vine, it’s called “nightmare finger” i fucking love this video

[@AylaNotFound]

I love watching this at midnight

[@Farhan25052nahraF]

Quite's laugh is scarier than some of the videos 💀

[@vinasol1161]

Lasted longer than I thought that hoodie is normally timid as hell

[@m1ll1ionaires]

surprised this video wasnt 30 seconds

[@Stuffy87]

10:22 ITS A PARAPLEGIC BEAR!!!!!!

[@RachellillxD]

7:54 this one got me when I was five and hasn’t gotten me since

[@alliekat1431]

4:53 Bruh… this is why I don’t turn all the lights off. The trick is to go into the next room, turn lights on there, and then go back, and then you don’t have to worry, because the corner demon can’t get you if you’re standing in the light.

[@brayerion4913]

4:11 I got scared so hard I instinctively punched my phone

[@Cherry_soda0-o]

I screamed “JESUS!” I’m an aitheist

[@SeaBunni0]

I grew up going to girl scout camps near the appalachian mountains and the amount of unexplainable scary shit that happened at those camps is insane

[@purplesam2609]

2:23 I hate to admit this got me. I jumped and hurt my leg

[@frankenfurterr3432]

scariest thing is george saying anything besides dinosaur 😳

[@brianrussell2441]

The turtle that appeared earlier in the video is a snake headed turtle, these guys will strike out and bite your fingers like they do to small fish I remember doing a paper on these guys back in middle school

[@UbeeBotanist777]

Yknow what's scarier than all of these vids? Your parents walking into your room and asking for your phone when ur watching many bad things on incognito and won't allow you to move an inch to close a single thing out

[@ariadobroshi2773]

6:43 why was the first thing I thought of “the bite of ‘83”?

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

10:00 Life of Luxury by the way.

[@WillowLastname]

a bug crawled on my monitor during this and that scared me more than anything else

[@robo_fizz]

Half way through there's a life of luxury video🤣🤣🤣🤣