Land Before Time 2 was more hilarious than I remember

[@DraconX3]

Oh you want rubber banding. Do some basic investigation of the original Lion King where Simba is picked up by his moms by the scruff of his neck. From where she is, to where he is. The distance is troubling >.>

[@Alteori]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DID YOU SHOOOOWWWW ME THAT OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CANT UNSEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IT;S RUINED!

[@xThexDocx]

Murder?

[@xThexDocx]

DraconX3 what are you doing?

[@TheBenvelope]

I turned it on for my nephew when he was like 3 because like his awesome uncle he loves big cats, and I looked up when this occurred laughing hysterically. Sister comes out from a phone call asking what was up and I showed her, and immediately left to get stoned outside. Like I had to calm down because I was wheezing and just needed to chill and not see that image lmfao

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

Nevermind simba being in a relationship with his sister

[@nimarus3118]

Sad fact: The girl who played Ducky (Judith Barsi) in the first Land Before Time film was murdered by her father when she was 10 years old. After Land Before Time, she voiced Anne-Marie in All Dogs Go to Heaven. Her parents were going through a divorce and the father snapped. He went downstairs to Judith's room and shot her in the had while she was sleeping. When Judith's mother went down the stairs to find out what the noise was, he guned her down on the stairs. When the director and their team didn't hear from Judith or her mother, they called their house to see if they were okay. The father gave an excuse why she wasn't there, an illness I think. In reality, he had already taken their bodies and burned them in the back yard. When the truth finally came to light, everyone working on All Dogs Go to Heaven were devastated as they all loved Judith. The song "Love Survives" in the credits was dedicated to Judith. Judith's last recorded line: "Goodbye Charlie, I love you."

[@maximaldinotrap]

People failed those two, there were signs that Judith's father would snap. He "joked" multiple times that he would kill his wife and daughter to friends. That's not a joke, that's fucking horrifying.

[@Spyro757]

@@maximaldinotrap oh yeah heard about that while I was a kid

[@HimeRoseChibiChan]

@@maximaldinotrap Didn’t he even threaten to do so to his wife and daughter’s faces all the time?

[@maximaldinotrap]

@@HimeRoseChibiChan Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised.

[@HimeRoseChibiChan]

@@maximaldinotrap It’s very sad.

[@TheOnePistol]

Nothing beats the original Land Before Time. Such a classic.

[@IcE-_-Kidd]

The Sequel Beats It

[@TheOnePistol]

@@IcE-_-Kidd The sequel was really good. Who doesn't love Chomper? I just liked the first one more.

[@IcE-_-Kidd]

@@TheOnePistol Honestly That's Probably Why I Love The Sequel More Because Of Chomper In Reality The First One Is The Best Hands Down

[@TheOnePistol]

@@IcE-_-Kidd Unfortunately though, the whole series just gradually went downhill with each movie. Aren't there like 14 sequels now or something? lol

[@IcE-_-Kidd]

@@TheOnePistol Yea I Actually Found Out A Few Days Ago They Have More Than 5 I Was Genuinely Surprised

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Never really understood why most TV shows geared toward kids set up their theme as herbivores are the angels and carnivores are the devils and they are constantly at war for your soul, and of course you will feel sympathy for the poor innocent and oppressed herbivores because its not like humans themselves are predators or anything, of course they will identify with their fellow prey graerawra.

[@SparrowIZ]

nooo lets playy lets climb a tree

[@rachdarastrix5251]

@@SparrowIZ See? Now THAT is how you connect with children. I'd hire you if entertaining children was my job.

[@SparrowIZ]

noo im not a child thats ignorant i just have a skin condition

[@sasaki999pro]

Well that's the problem with telling a story with any anthropomorphic animals, if you have a carnivore with human traits that eats herbivores with human traits that ISN'T evil(and therefore thematically WRONG) you might be subtly be endorsing cannibalism. It doesn't matter if they're two separate species, it's still one character with a human intelligence and personality eating another character with human intelligence and personality.

[@donyates7300]

i resent that, i'm an omnivore that just likes red meat more than veggies.

[@alexkogan9755]

While I heavily dislike the inclusion of musical numbers after the first movie, I enjoyed the sequels for the most part (watched up to Big Freeze before I ultimately stopped caring).

[@SparrowIZ]

nooo youre ignooraant im alive

[@SparrowIZ]

noo no that's ignorant hey everyone i told you i was alive weee im a child i told you i was a child see come on lets play lets climb a tree lets climb a tree hahaa

[@lebonk8081]

i skipped alot, only 2 i watched were the first 2, and stone of cold fire

[@CLDJ227]

I seen them all except the 14th one; the 6th and 10th one I enjoy.

[@darthestar8791]

The sequels, ALONGSIDE MOST OF THE SONGS, are a guilty pleasure of mine! The only ones I really don't care about are Wisdom of friends and SOMETIMES the tiny-saurus one. That's it.

[@Demoneyesvalaris]

You cracking up to this genuinely fills me with joy and happiness. This was part of my childhood and one of my most watched movies growing up.

[@Alteori]

😆😆

[@Demoneyesvalaris]

@@Alteori pogchamp

[@jessicajones1995]

@alteori you always make me laugh

[@-BUGZ-]

Nah she’s cackling up…screeching voice and constantly talking about racism in a children’s Dinosaur Cartoon movie series…it actually sucks that this is the only channel that has decent breakdowns on these movies because this girl is beyond annoying and I’m not going to be nice just because she’s a girl…her videos would have been a hundred times better and done more numbers if she left her stupid tangents out.

[@werewolfcrow]

The little bit/skit between the granparents when Little Foot brings up babies has me cracking up. That's so funny!

[@ryuku2]

Littlefoot saying "That's my Grandpa." Doesn't feel like he's telling his friends who is talking, just the very kid-like act of saying "ah, that's X" when they realize who said something.

[@Alteori]

That could be it

[@DareGoreYT]

​​@@Alteori I like Strut and Ollie (Antagonists) because they are unique villains. Because they actually DO the think they said they'd do. I mean it's flawless and it's simple. And it makes it more immersive like realtime, especially even tho they said that they'd get him next time, it was only twice they said that. not 12. Not 7. Like in fricking batman where villains always be like "OIOAOAJSJSJSKSNZ YOU FOILED ME REAL GOOD. ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME BATMAN!" Because that's annoying. And they chose to be unique and they even kept true to the word and as soon as they found Littlefoot they immediately kidnapped him and tried to kill him. W Antagonists and W Protagonist.

[@MasterSwo]

Alteori, baby, your sense of humour is pure gold. Never change sweetheart, never change.

[@Alteori]

😂😂 thanks for watching. I had fun!

[@couldntthinkofsomeunique6689]

@@Alteori if you had to choose one show from your childhood to watch for a week what would it be

[@Alteori]

@@couldntthinkofsomeunique6689 show or movie>?

[@couldntthinkofsomeunique6689]

@@Alteori both

[@aurahoneydew9607]

Alteori's baby talk joke went a completely different direction from what I thought. Was expecting "Dino-Christ! He got that Sara girl laying. This is going to give her old man a heart attack".

[@minxmeat5460]

Your voice over of the grandparents after little foot told them he wanted to know about babies- *wheeze* I can't

[@darth_indominus6615]

This was my childhood! I watched every last show

[@SparrowIZ]

the thumbnail is weird

[@Edgelord-rn9he]

@@SparrowIZ It looks like she's being T-Rexed. Meanwhile, this video's got Kids videos on the side, da fuk?

[@darth_indominus6615]

@@SparrowIZ it is lol

[@mojo3318]

That's kind of my childhood! I watched part of the film, when I was little! There were some parts I still remembered, like the friends screaming and running away after Chomper hatched, Littlefoot saying that Chomper is hungry when Chomper was eating a dragonfly, and Chomper trying to eat a butterfly🦋.

[@SIMBA-tq2ch]

The land before Time and ice age franchises have 1 big problem The land before Time: littlefoot and his friends never grow up Ice age: Manny and the herd never meet the Roshan and his human family from the first movie

[@littlefoot5013]

Maybe it's taken them about 25 years to figure out what to do with Chomper......

[@SuperRayW]

Less hilarious when you find out they replaced the girl who voiced Ducky because her father murdered her, and her mother.

[@henryjenkins2839]

Bruh…I never knew about that. 🤭

[@Alteori]

I remember, that was horrible. And then the dad didn't even serve because he offed himself too

[@Thiccsnake]

That’s messed up

[@scarletivy2271]

@@Alteori It truly was horrible. That poor girl deserved so much better. Her mom did too. May they rest in peace. Her horrible excuse for a father can burn in hell for all I care. Fuck him.

[@mojo3318]

@@Thiccsnake It sure is.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Jeff Bennett & Rob Paulsen playing Ozzy & Strut stole every scene they were in for me when I was a kid. They still make me chuckle to this day.

[@lunar_twisted7624]

I used to love watching these movies back-to-back as a kid. I still have them in VHS collecting dusk.

[@mojo3318]

Cool! Have you ever seen the tv series "The Land Before Time" or heard of any "Land Before Time" video games?

[@CLDJ227]

The narrator is the same voice of Cera's Father, John Ingle. Littlefoot' Grandfather is voiced by Kenneth Mars (the voice of King Triton from The Little Mirmaid). Nevertheless, 16:44 I felt the same way about that egg scene as a child, mainly because I kept missing the scene where the egg goes back into place. 33:10 as a kid I almost thought that was Grandpa Longneck because I would always notice that they would sometimes get the colors on Littlefoot's Grandparents wrong in these sequels lol. Also, a bit irrelevant but I always wondered as a kid if when Littlefoot Grows up would he suddenly be called Bigfoot lol?

[@keturahmagee6413]

I have conflicted feelings on this. The narrator sounds so nice. Ceras dad is such a example of racism, pretty overbearing, and force to reckoned with. Shivers thinking of people like this in my personal life. As a kid facing a adult like that its pretty intimidating.

[@CommissarPickle]

Guy who played Zeus in the Disneys Hercules tv show later ended up playing Zeus in god of war 2, 3 and 4

[@TheEnigmaticBM39]

@@CommissarPickle never knew that lol

[@natto4now]

The whole relationship of chopper and little fott is like when a kid finds a dog and tries to take care of them Also them sealing the great valley from predators isn't that racist?

[@Alteori]

It is but the herbivores have more of a reason since Chompers parents kill them to eat them 😄😄

[@natto4now]

@@Alteori true but it's still weird that A they discrimination between sentient creatures B that predators kill sentient creatures Although I do remember chomper kinda becomes part of the main group so I wonder how they will address what he eats

[@katdbris]

@@Alteori but they'd still end up dying of starvation once all those giant herbivores eat all the food and can't get out.

[@Alteori]

@@natto4now RIGHT! It's crazy though bc humans do the same thing. All humans can mate with one another and have emotions, love, fear, empathy, and yet EVERY human discriminates against another type of human for the dumbest reasons, especially the ones that cannot be altered.

[@natto4now]

@@Alteori racism 101 Bur yeah it's pretty weird like if tomorrow cows started talking and were super sentient what would humans do

[@DangerDan64]

19:22 I can't, I can't stop laughing at this scene for how absurd you made it. So yeah, I do see potential on that fictional stories of Land before time. Especially when make the characters little to nothing how they're like. Kinda like how Abridged series do things. Like if you don't know the popular examples of this, is basically a group of people making a parody off a show, usually an anime. (I'm saying this by the off chance you don't know)

[@Alteori]

You have NO idea! My whole life I have made pOV parody shows of Littlefoot, Cera, Ali, Ducky, etc and new characters. They were my imaginary friends so I grew with them and had MANY adventures. There are many of the adult themes. I may upload some to Logicholic

[@DangerDan64]

@@Alteori Well if there are many moments like that as you presented here. Well, considered me interested on how absurd some situations are going to get. I'm rather envious of you on that end on how can you have fun by yourself by having an overall creative mind. Can't say the same for myself, anyways nice to see you're still holding on well.

[@Alteori]

@@DangerDan64 Thanks Danger! :D

[@draconicdemigod9696]

19:40 is when I laughed the most.

[@matijasostojic4288]

The Best part of this.

[@Myuutsuu85]

Glad I am not the only one who wondered what would happen if the adults don't watch their step. You know how Ducky's siblings come in those really big clutches? And considering how small they are, paired with the fact that we don't really get to know them exept for when there are new eggs ready to hatch... yeah, I let you finish this tought.

[@SparrowIZ]

myuutsu come playy nooo thats ignoraaant

[@m_knight-54]

My god this is hilarious as hell I am so down for you doing a series on this and doing this kind of comedy XD

[@SparrowIZ]

no they ignorant thats ignorant ... im reitrrd now but i was political

[@akumakami64]

I actually have an idea for why it took Chopper's parents a bit to realized he was there kid- basically, due to his relative height and shape, and having been around the plant-eaters, they might have assumed he was an older version of Ducky's kind, or similar. Might sound a little strange, but remember how tiny Chopper is to his parents, and that they never got to see their baby hatch.

[@alexkogan9755]

Also color me a fan of things retro, but I personally don’t mind the older dinosaur roars that are used for the carnivores. I dunno, call me nostalgic I suppose.

[@calusgaming8258]

I remember this movie series and that since the first one did well with kids the removed all the gore and death because it wasn't really meant to be for kids but either way it still is a masterpiece

[@tresheppard8942]

Well, these Struthiomimus are omnivores that eats plants, small prey, and especially eggs. True fact, right?

[@mojo3318]

I guess so, since Strut was trying to eat plants and Ozzy was trying to eat eggs🥚🥚 and trying to get his bro to eat them, too. I didn't know struthiomimus also ate plants and eggs.

[@Hydrosphere13]

Man I love these movies so much but it's hard to watch any Ducky scenes after learning about the abuse and murder of the actress of Ducky at the hands of her father. She was only 10 when she was murdered 😢

[@mojo3318]

Oh man, only 10 when she was murdered! Shame on her father! How could he do that to his daughter and wife?!

[@texasroze2371]

@@mojo3318 I heard that he was just abusive due some divorce situation going on

[@mojo3318]

@@texasroze2371 Oh. Well, he shouldn't be. I wonder why the had a divorce.🤔

[@billflunkendorf]

Literally used to watch this over and over as a kid, had all of the movies on VCR tapes lol, definitely the reason I’m still obsessed with dinosaurs today

[@JDWalker495]

19:32 imma be real, for most of my childhood I wasn’t sure if littlefoot was a boy or girl. Maybe it was because I didn’t see the movies in order and his eye lashes in some design made him look feminine to me.🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Alteori]

A lot of people thought so lol

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

I never got why LF had lashes despite being male, and Cera, who was FEMALE did not

[@mojo3318]

@@hazakurasuyama9016 Good point!

[@mojo3318]

I thought Littlefoot was a girl until I read an article about "The Land Before Time" and learned that he was a boy. He does have eyelashes and his voice sounded like a girl's, to me.

[@Biodrox]

Yeah I also thought Littlefoot was a girl too. Mainly because of his voice Then I looked at the Land before time wiki…

[@ironshark5845]

Spike looks like he ate so much weed XD

[@Alteori]

I KNOW! He always looks stoned 😅😅😭😭

[@Heavilune]

@@Alteori hes on CrAcKkk

[@mojo3318]

@@Heavilune What?

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

Right? He’s always so chill and always has the munchies 😂

[@asurasyn]

"They don't have wings, numbnuts!" The utter vitriol aimed at a fucking little kids movie from the 80s-90s, just... I love you, Alteori! 😂

[@Alteori]

😂😂😂

[@zellway]

As for drowning I can say clawing onto anything they could grab is rather realistic.

[@tyrannotherium7873]

To be honest my favorite dinosaur designs would have to be the sharp teeth/chompers parents they used to be very terrified when I was little much scarier than the Jurassic Park T-Rex in my opinion

[@bluethesabertoothrat4892]

Fun Fact: Ozzy is voiced by the legendary Jeff Bennett, the voice of Johnny Bravo.

[@MasterSwo]

Now I keep expecting him to put on some shades and start hitting on all the lady dinos.

[@bluethesabertoothrat4892]

@@MasterSwo With that Johnny Bravo music playing in the background.

[@Sungura_Kaiser]

Whoa, mama!

[@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist]

The other guy is voiced by Rob Paulsen. He does a really good Brummie accent so I don't understand why he's not the one called "Ozzy".

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

And Strut is voiced by Rob Paulson aka Pinky. NARF! 😂

[@yuzukirose3998]

I watched all the land before time movies when I was little seeing this, makes me want to rewatch them XD

[@Firedrake-SP]

The plant loving Struthiomimus had some common sense, unlike the egg crazed Struthiomimus who should have paid the ultimate price by himself.

[@crimsonshadowjj7935]

Chomper helps them learn to hunt and come to terms with their new roles as predators in the mysterious beyond. I think its called the seven hunters

[@Reptile64]

Honestly, I think a good way to improve Petrie and turn him into a good character, is maybe make it so he can't fly at all, through injury or what over, thus he would have to use that brain (If any) to adapt, but hey just my take

[@SparrowIZ]

noooo alex thats ignorant you are being ignorant

[@Reptile64]

@@SparrowIZ Well that was just an idea from, I assumed it to be unpopular

[@prixe12]

No keep talking it's smart.

[@dieformanise2027]

Land before time brings back so much of memories

[@cretaceouscrusader661]

When the herbivores first arrived in the great valley, Topsy ran an election campaign and promised to build a great wall around their border, making the Sharpteeth pay for it.

[@rickyrackey7930]

I can’t wait for The Land Before Time 69 where they all become cans of Oil! :D

[@SparrowIZ]

haa haaa im free im freee

[@hellacoorinna9995]

Hah

[@ShadowMage]

I like that speed paint that you did in the background. It's honestly fantastic.

[@Alteori]

Thanks!

[@LadyLeomon]

I remember watching this on VHS when I was a kid, we were spending the school holidays in a caravan and I watched this over-and-over, Chomper was my favourite of the movie 😍😍😍 Love you Alteori 💙🐱💙

[@xanderg.1070]

I remember watching a loving the sequels when I was younger, now that I am older I realize that TLBT really shouldn’t have all those sequels. Personally, if I was in charge I would at least stop at either 3,4, or 5, have it be in the same tone as the first, and I would not have any of them to be musicals cuz outside of “When You’re Big” and “Friends for Dinner” the songs weren’t really all that good looking back. Plus the only characters that came from the sequels that were only memorable was Chomper. But that’s just my opinion.

[@JoboGamezzz]

oh so the eggs meme doesn't count?

[@darthestar8791]

I'm just gonna come out and say it: Most of the Land before time sequels are my guilty pleasure! As well as most of the songs! While there are a few i'm not a fan of(movies 11-13), I overall have a blast even as an adult.

[@burnedsmackdown4209]

Chomper's parents in this film when they attack the Great Valley I feel is the closest we get to the first film's feel of dread and fear for the kids as those two were nearly unstoppable as whatever tricks the kids did to them barely slowed them down long and they just kept coming and coming where it had to take the combined effort of the adults to force the two to retreat

[@EllenMF12]

I mean, T-Rex from the first movie must have gotten broken bones from fighting Littlefoot mother and mustn't have eaten the meat, so...

[@BadassHater1]

@@EllenMF12 AND HE STILL KEPT GOING LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

[@EllenMF12]

@@BadassHater1 Exactly, that one must be hybernating while thinking and moving by wrath and revenge, cause these young dinosaurs couldn't feed it, yet, it's still only going to kill them all... so...

[@spookyboogie5284]

This is basically Alteori doing "Cinema Sins" and I love it to bits!

[@FantasticMrMac]

Yeah, you've earned a subscriber. The world needs this kind of bubbly humor lol

[@smoshabi]

The vibe i'm getting from this movie is "If my homies jump off a cliff i'm jumping too"

[@RobStephfanfver]

Omg, I was already ADORING YOUR VIDEOS FROM YOUR FIRST RECAP AND NOT ONLY DO YOU KNOW AND CAN PRONOUNCE THE DINOSAUR NAMES BUT YOU PUT IN UNCLE ROGER SCENES TO REACT?? I LOVE THIS.

[@Enirahtak8]

I'm really glad that you had a speech at the end about how it's OK to not want children, and/or to think ahead and prepare yourself before having children. Too many people think they ought to just have kids and a family without even thinking if it's right for them *and* for the children concerned.

[@sbstopmotion1749]

The land before time was my childhood :) Idk why but when u said dreaded sharpteeth a HUGE wave of nostalgia hit my.

[@B4R0N.]

"Just tell him to tell the girl it's not his!" You had me laughing so hard😂

[@captainngoose]

Gosh I love your laughter, it added so much to the video and kept me cracking up too

[@tyrannotherium7873]

Exactly when I was a little kid I used to think that the narrator voice sounded like a little foot grandfather but actually he’s the voice of S Cera ‘s father a little fun fact

[@Alteori]

I know :D I figured that out later and I was like, REALLY OF COURSE.

[@mzcyberbat]

You are pure gold. This is my most hated sequel. I was 13 when it came out and so disappointed with it. By the time the 3rd one came out I was used to them. So great I can share these movies with my small kids now. I laughed so much with this. Can't wait to hear you do the rest of them.

[@ItsMeFern2019]

29:36 This part made me cry laughing I'm not even kidding, I can't believe how off-guard you caught me with that 😭

[@ravenconnli6618]

I love the scene with Chomper and his parents, it's so sweet😭

[@JDWalker495]

Pretty sure that thumbnail killed a part of my leftover childhood innocence

[@shaydilane2172]

Okay, this video has no right to be so funny. Great editing, fun commentary, and overall just a nostalgia trip that fills me with indescribable joy lol

[@tresheppard8942]

This is my first Land Before Time movie that I saw when I was very little. 🙂

[@SparrowIZ]

tre heyy you wanna play with me?? come on climb a treee let's climb a tree!!

[@tresheppard8942]

@@SparrowIZ Uh, no.

[@SparrowIZ]

come on lets playy lets climb a tree come on climb a tree nooo im a child lets playy

[@tresheppard8942]

@@SparrowIZ Well, I'm an adult.

[@SparrowIZ]

allegedly!! allegedly!!!! thats ignoraaant you are being ignooraaaant

[@ianjoystodab]

Yess! Hope she keeps up with all the Land before time movies. My favorite one as a child was the "water sharp tooth", where they find chomper. Ah I miss these movie's as child.

[@cartooncritique6625]

1:09 The "Land Before Time" franchise got hit with "Disney Musical Fever" (just like most every other animated production during the 90s). Hard to believe this is the same franchise where "The Great Valley" was originally going to be an allegory for Heaven. ^^ 16:37 What did you expect? Each of their brains is about the size of a walnut. XD 24:27 Nobody tell her about ThatVeganTeacher! :/ 30:00 Littlefoot's mother might have been killed, but she sure put a hurtin' on that T-Rex. ^^

[@PetuniaTheBlueSkunk]

I love the art that Alteori made I just love it

[@AverageSpaceEnthusiast]

I loved these movies. Im glad you are experiencing them too.

[@theAussieRaccoonLovingBoi]

It's so good that my favourite KZbinr is reviewing my childhood, and I love this.

[@tazm2480]

I was literally watching land before time yesterday, I love these movies so much and dude they had some GOOD songs and animation in my opinion also RIP JUDITH

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Lesson of this movie. Never have children.

[@Steele_OConnell]

I love how Sarah just pops into frame out of thin air at 13:13 and Little Foot looks at her like "Da Fuq did she come from?"

[@Alteori]

💀💀

[@HarrisonGaming5197]

One of the best Land Before Time movies if you ask me. Great video! 🎉

[@CrSnds]

Hey Alteori, love your reviews! This one was the funniest! Fun fact: those annoying generic dinosaur roars were created by the veteran VA Frank Welker.

[@Alteori]

really! I had no idea. I have to look up how he did it :D

[@CrSnds]

@@Alteori Yeah he's a beast (pun intended), think of him as a modern day Mel Blanc. He was heavily influenced by him. I'll give you a hint, it involves a can.... 😁

[@bromodragone8405]

@@CrSndsOh yeah! He just roars into a trash can.

[@CrSnds]

@@bromodragone8405 Spot on my friend! So iconic Wonder what gave him the idea to do that 🤯

[@squitterhyena652]

The narrator is also Topsy's voice actor. The momma protecting the eggs is as typical is a maiasaura. And honestly loved your review you should do all of them in sequence would be easy fun content. Also the added joke clips always get me. As a final note, as a longtime fan the rest of the LBT fandom have pointed out the inconsistent weird lack of Ducky's dad. He's in the first film same with Cera's mother (thou she gets an adoptive mother in Tria).

[@MrHort55]

Alty going all brutal on this one sass alert lol

[@-lexdrawz-8262]

I rewatched the first one and it was wonderful and it brought me back to childhood but I do hate singalong's I've never been a fan of those but I did love the movies as a kid and I do plan on watching them all sooner or later :')

[@SparrowIZ]

ignorant

[@blackprism5381]

Love your drawings❤️

[@jazzykingjack2846]

Fun fact about the struthiomimus it has a mixed diet and plants, seeds, eggs, bugs and shrimp so they are omnivores so Ozzie can't control his brother forever it is up to Strut if he wants to eat plants. Strut loves to eat plants so why not leave Ozzie to live in the valley and he could have all the food he can eat and get all the nutrients he so desperately needs to be more healthy looking

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

19:21 - 19:36 This is the comedy we are here for. 🤣🤣🤣

[@hollowmaskmaker100]

The grandparents scene with littlefoot asking for baby advice had me gasping for air crying your commentary is gold I’d wish movies had an alteori commentary

[@raisorblade]

I remember this movie when I was a kid and man it has not aged well at all! The songs are actually super badly written to the point where it was super cringeworthy. I do agree with you that Strut got the rough end of it. I feel like he should've switched sides at the end and stayed in the valley. Sure, he was a villain but if Pterno can switch sides later in #7, then surely Strut can too!

[@aniyahrogers-bussey-wq3nl]

Alteori you are so funny!!! U make me laugh every single time you say something hilarious I laughed so hard btw I used to watch those movies when I was little they were so adorable!! ❤❤ I love your videos!!! ❤❤

[@mr.slappii513]

Yeah I adore this franchise to the point where I've watched all of them except the relatively new ones. However I too think they could have done with fewer sing alongs.

[@charlenelouisetoyfun6653]

Really this was the actual first time I actually had to and go back and watch the first one as well

[@boxingelfis1499]

This was a great review. 28:50 and 29:48 caught me off-guard😂😂😂it really does sound like a burp. Also, nice Wyvern ('least I think it's one).

[@chrisbarone515]

*Alteori:* 22:45 *Chris:* Actually that's NOT true. Sauropods are much bigger stronger and heavier than Ceratopids. So it would MORE likely be the other way around and the Triceratops would end up getting kicked and crushed by the Sauropod's massive weight. Like pinning a rhino against an elephant, a cat against a horse, or even a pitbull against an actual bull.

[@Nickel_The_Wise]

The fact alone that you managed to scrape a decent life lesson from this malarkey is but one of the many reasons you're one of the best foxes on KZbin, along with A Fox in Space (an awesome Star Fox series in the works). It just steamed my beans as a little kid to see the animation taking a major downgrade so they could crap these things out fast; at least Fievel Goes West had a great look to it.. Bluth deserves better.

[@Alteori]

SO TRUE! Thanks for watching Nickel :D

[@keturahmagee6413]

Honestly not sure if its milking the franchise (for the first few movies at least) or society changing. Wasn't till later movies seemed very intent on child appropriateness theirs a major difference between older g movies and ones made now. Seems like a pattern oh no can't have anything traumatizing to the kids, to eh they can handle it. Seriously shows are getting a lot darker in tone then the past. Can be a good thing just seems like shows keep going to the extremes. I mean we joke about how those movies scarred us for life but its also the ones with more meaningful characters and lessons.

[@Das112293]

Hello Alteori. Episode 2 of Land Before Time review. This one is my favorite and Episode 5 cause they have Chomper. Later in the other episodes they have him. He is my favorite characters in the series. Favorite moments are when Littlefoot interact with him when he hatched and reunite with his parents, Papa and Mama Sharptooth. The Dark green one is his dad and the yellow one is his mom. Episode 5 is when he's a bit older and can talk. As always, Alteori, love your artwork, wonderful. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

[@TricklingBananas]

This has always been my favorite one

[@alexthehopkins2529]

Ah thats such a cool Featherhide redesign! We took similar inspirations but the result is so different! Great job! And great review XD I remember owning a VHS for this movie and watching it almost nonstop with the first movie back to back.

[@richardbidinger2577]

Don't underestimate the power of having a child. My daughter, who I referred to as demon child for many years (well deserved name btw), got pregnant around 30yo, and now she's like super mom. She didn't want a kid before this, so I was kind of shocked with how much she changed afterwards. You're young right now, I'm guessing early 20's, give it a few more years and it won't look so scary anymore. Besides, according to a number of women I know, hospitals have some great drugs these days.

[@Alteori]

I know and hats off to all those women who are mothers 😃 But for me it's more than just the pain. Maybe some of it is because my childhood was awful and strained because of my mother but I'm too much of an introvert and I just would feel too stressed and anxious having to get up in the middle of the night and be totally responsible for another human being that's going to be with me for 18 years and talk a whole bunch. 🤣 Then sex falls off when kids come along and marriage is strained and my partner and I are SO happy and at total peace right now. My partner, he's more open to it, and if he pushes, maybe, but we both agreed that we can do without having them and contribute to society in other ways. 😃 I know my mom and dad feel differently because they want grandchildren but I also think it's important that people who don't think that they should be parents should not be parents. My mother is one of those people who should never have been a mother. She was VERY abused by her mom and she abused me in many ways because of her psychological, emotional, and mental issues. Not every person is meant to be a parent. The sad part is most don't recognize it and end up breaking their children.

[@boxingelfis1499]

@@Alteori I hope I am not disregarding yours and your mom's experiences and I honestly sympathise with them as my mom also went through similar troubles; but I find that I disagree with the notion that one can be meant to have kids while another can not. Because it seems to me that being a good or at least a competent parent is defined by one having the capability of putting personal concerns aside and raising their children as best as they can, by choosing to focus on what's best for their kids. Anyone can learn how to do this so long as they are willing to take up the responsibility of doing so, meaning that even if one has made some pretty crappy choices or is not in a good place mentally or financially, they are still able to decide that; for their kids (whether they have them or not yet), they will consistently do their best to make the right decisions so that their children won't have to suffer or so that the suffering will be significantly lessened. These decisions can be; going to therapy or rehab and earnestly working on overcoming whatever ails them, staying at a job they don't like if it pays enough for them to feed, clothe and entertain their kids, letting their kids have a relationship with their nieces and nephews even though they're on bad terms with their family, so on and so forth... The problem in my opinion, is that many parents, or people wanting to be parents, don't actually want the duty of being a parent. It's not that they are not meant to be parents but that they simply don't want to be and decide not to; and yes, many do decide this late which causes a lot of damage to their kids. So in my perspective; if you think you don't want to be a parent or that you shouldn't be a parent, it does not mean you will fail at parenthood if you happen to become one. If you are willing to do your duty as one; then I think you will do fine. PS: I apologise for the length of this comment, I hope it won't be too much of a hindrance or too much of a drag.

[@Alteori]

@@boxingelfis1499 No it's totally fine. I see where you are coming from but there are people who want kids and they don't know they need help or choose not to get help and then hurt their children. My mom and me went through that horrible cycle of abuse. Even if people told my grandma or mom to get help, they were prideful and either were not honest or straight up didn't So many kids have been abused and hurt by their moms or dads and honestly, if they don't have their life together, they should not have kids. The other thing is when these kids are neglected, abandoned, or abused, they grow up and continue the cycle most times.

[@boxingelfis1499]

@@Alteori You're right. I've seen the damage abuse such as neglect and lack of support can cause, through watching my mom interact with people. While she is the best mother a child could have (in my perspective of course), she doesn't seem able to form meaningful friendships with people and because she has a very difficult time letting people in aside from us, stress gets to her quite easily and sometimes it causes her emotions to flare up. In spite of this however, she chose to provide the best childhood she could for us, to the point that growing up; we never noticed that her and my dad weren't on good terms, we never felt as if we had less than other children, we didn't know that she really struggled to put us in the great schools she did, and we never knew how alone and depressed she would truly get once we weren't with her. We only found out these things when we were much older and we did so gradually because she held out as long as she could. She made certain that we would not grow up the way she did. I say all of this to mean that even though one may not exactly have their life together, what matters is if they are able to decide to be better for their children. And everyone is capable of doing that if only they are willing to do what's required of them as parents, even if that means accepting to get help. I know this doesn't mean anything but it saddens me that your mom didn't decide to put you first, above the issues she had and that her mother didn't decide to put her first too. Such things do create a terrible cycle but as I have come to believe; only because we don't decide not to continue it. I apologise for the late reply, I am plagued by uncertainty when it comes to posting such comments. Nonetheless, thank you for giving me your time and I hope you and your mom managed to find some peace regarding what you both went through.

[@fructosecornsyrup5759]

@@Alteori Honestly my dude, I think it sounds like you're selling yourself short. You do you and all, that's important. BUT, I think what a lot of people miss is to be a good, honest parent, one needs to learn from others' mistakes and their own, recognize their own faults, and be capable of a certain level of self-introspection. You don't have to be your mother or grandmother, you've learned better. Potentially, and theoretically, you could then pass that kind of knowledge and wisdom onto offspring, who will in turn emulate that. You not only break the cycle of abuse, you can go on to foster a new, much more healthy cycle. Of course though, that is entirely your decision. I'm just offering a different perspective.

[@empiricalwolf1256]

Love you're doing these films 😄 these were my favorite when I was a kid. Funny review as well lass 😂😂

[@shainewhite2781]

HELLO, Alteori. RIP Sidney Poitier and Bob Sagat. 2 Legends have left us.😒😢😔

[@Alteori]

I've heard but I don't know who they are

[@shainewhite2781]

@@Alteori Bob Sagat was in Full House and Poitier was in To Sir With The Love, In the Heat Of The Night, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, and The Jackal.

[@Alteori]

@@shainewhite2781 I've heard of Full House but never watched it. I never watched any of those other movies either. I'm sorry though :(

[@shainewhite2781]

@@Alteori That's all right.

[@Prince_Smugarina]

Quetzacoatl is more often depicted as a long ass rainbow snek with wings. So it makes more sense to not have legs.

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

I know it isn’t dinosaurs or monsters, but I’d love to hear your thoughts on Secret of NIMH!

[@ijnyuudachi4917]

I was really little when I first saw this movie and became obsessed with it, so when I got a stuffed dino I named him "Chomper" I still have him over a decade after I first got him lmao

[@Niemandzockt]

To be fair, in a world where almost all sources of meat are sapient, being a meat eater pretty much makes you a cannibal (depending on if you define it on species or sapience)

[@mck0027]

It amazes me how the Brittish struthiomimus is voiced by Jeff Bennett, who is also the voice of Petrie. Not to mention, Spike and Chomper veing voiced by Rob Paulson; the voice of Yakko Warner and Pinky (from Pinky & The Brain)

[@Purple9x9]

NGL Alteori should of designed the dragons from the HTTYD netflix show because her redesign of that dragon looks 1,000 times better than the actual dragon in the show (CHANGE MY MIND)

[@Alteori]

🤣🤣 Any of us could have made something better lol

[@iluvyurbles]

I love what you did with littlefoot's Grandparents I rewatched it a few times because it got such a laugh out of me

[@omegamysterio3701]

36:02 if you listen carefully in this scene in your own time outside this video you hear Ozzy and Struts screams cut off abruptly meaning that they very liked just got eaten alive off screen and judging from Chompers look... He saw how his parents eat for the first time ever 😅 On a side note, that ytp esq edit of "The Talk" was hilarious 😂😂😂 loved this video!

[@Alteori]

Oh noooo 😂 I feel kinda bad

[@mojo3318]

Not all the animals in the film, like the rest, lived at the same time, just so you know.

[@mojo3318]

@@Alteori Not all the animals in the film, like the rest, lived at the same time, just so you know.

[@Alteori]

@@mojo3318 I know 😀

[@mojo3318]

@@Alteori Feel free to read my comment about your video, if you have time.

[@j.Mayer3148]

I love your freaking dragon Alteori! It makes me think back to my own dragon lore that I created as a kid.

[@aliocha1906]

This is my childhood right there! Like I dont really care about some nonsense XD