Coronavirus VI: Testing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

[@Schlachti10]

Well there is a reason the German health minister laughed when the CNBC reporter claimed that the US has a strong health care system.

[@A_annoying_rodent]

Man kann über die derzeitige Regierung sagen was man will aber ich bin mir sicher mit anderen in Führungspositionen hätte es böse ins a Auge gehen können. Und hier das obligatorische "GERMAN MEDICINE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!"

[@Ihaveanamenowtaken]

Schlachti10 Where! I need to see it.

[@callmcr4654]

@@A_annoying_rodent bro chill mal deine base, omg. Aber sonst stimm ich dir zu, deutschland machts echt gut lmao. Zum Glück haben wir keinen Trump als Staatsoberhaupt. Hab heute wieder schule btw, was schön ist :) .

[@derworfnet]

@@A_annoying_rodent Ehrlich gesagt, hatte ich von der Großen Koalition in ihrem letzten Jahr nicht mehr viel erwartet, aber sie haben sich überraschend gut zusammengerissen.

[@byebye5907]

Ich glaube wir haben also die Regierung hat einiges richtig gemacht aber viieles auch falsch oder macht es nach wie vor falsch. Und die Bevölkerung hat sich zur Mehrheit an die einfachen Regeln gehalten.

[@ribhavthakur137]

If there's a movie next year detailing how well America handled the pandemic and how it was at the forefront of the global effort, I am going to LOSE MY SHIT.

[@targaryenXoolf]

well that movie will begin with Namaste Trump to gain attention of Indian audiences.

[@titaniumteddybear]

Oh it's definitely going to happen. It's their MO.

[@jocelynjuarez6975]

Imagine if we would of had a zombie apocalypse, we would of been fucked since day 1

[@richardadams4928]

Look, you KNOW there will be. At minimum, overstuffed pillow Sean Hannity will produce one. Might as well start mentally preparing now. 🤔

[@4IN14094]

@@targaryenXoolf Hang on for a minute, you want to steal the moment of epic 240fps slow mo shots of a test tube being dropped onto the floor on a super top secret genetic laboratory in Wuhan? Not a chance!😏

[@JeremyDHeath1995]

Resting “do you know who my father is” face is a condition we don’t talk about enough lmfao

[@meghandillard9079]

his father will hear about this

[@msbv...]

Also known as the Malfoy syndrome

[@wildebt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIbFf6aanraYZqs Watch some actual journalism..

[@airena1449]

Exactly what you think when you see him

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

Yes. We do. His father was put in prison for financial crimes by Cris Christie of N.J. -That apple skimmed the tree trunk on way down.

[@brightoff]

The first thing I wanna see when this quarantine is lifted is Adam Driver just showing up at John’s show.

[@psychicbyinternet]

And then they make out. I mean, did I say that?

[@karroten]

@@psychicbyinternet Into it.

[@jamesflynn4951]

Doing a full officer and a gentleman skit

[@JoeyisDREADful]

@@psychicbyinternet Same tho

[@DoctorWhoKage]

I love how he exchanged Olsen twins jokes for Adam Driver bdsm fantasies jokes.

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

I can just see Adam Driver sitting on the couch watching tv like "why does he want me to hurt him?"

[@retroraptressmcdeborahjane806]

jacksparrowismydaddy I see Adam Driver seeing John Oliver, shrugging and saying, "Ok."

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Grandpa Driver: "Have you seen this John Oliver? He is a riot." Adam Driver: "Show me again, grandfather." Grandpa Driver: "After Dinner, boy. You need to eat those vegetables first." Adam Driver: "I will finish what you started."

[@ChrisLeeW00]

"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"

[@rhokanson8514]

Hurt him good. 😉

[@phantomspaceman]

There is a quota of one homosexual non-sequitur per episode.

[@AlfredSoul]

The "resting do-you-know-who-my-father-is-face" is a term that I will from now on include in my day to day vocabulary.

[@Iwasrightallalong]

As soon as I heard it I immediately thought of about three or four people who needed to hear that in real life.

[@AlfredSoul]

@@Iwasrightallalong My thoughts exactly; that really is an accurate description.

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool KZbinr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear alfred

[@juliagray9219]

Draco Malfoy in a nutshell

[@trentearley6605]

After John said that I had to google who Jared Kushner's dad was, this is what came up: "Charles Kushner is an American real estate developer. He founded Kushner Companies in 1985. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering." Like father, like son, like father-in-law.

[@marlo8528]

How do you skip hunting for deer, rabbit, etc and go straight to homicide and cannibalism?

[@justmenate]

So that you're sensationalized and you get free advertisement on other shows ... I guess... Or he's really that insane, which, nowadays seems to be the norm considering people are going to re-elect Trump.

[@scan4707]

He's too lazy to do that and his neighbors wouldn't suspect.

[@connorh2215]

Nate Smith they won’t if we actually vote for Biden

[@sawahtb]

Did you think the far right was buying guns to hunt deer? 😂

[@majinvegeta6364]

Because he was always just looking for an excuse

[@Teag_Brohman15]

if people aren't happy about wearing masks in public, they're really not going to like the ventilators

[@jasminmemic]

Ventilators are proven to worsen the effects actually. That's why the death toll was so high in countries with great healthcare, plus giving 4 different prescriptions were given in Italy which lowered the imune system. That's because doctors were in panic because they wanted to help but overdid it. Lancet has peer reviewed research papers on both of those.

[@sarina1234ful]

@@jasminmemic even more reason to take preventive measures like wearing a mask and staying home

[@OurDysfunctionalBlog]

well lucky for them there aren't any

[@MutteringCondolences]

*Patriotic choking noises*

[@loganiushere]

@@jasminmemic wtf?! sars-cov-2 (the name of the virus that causes covid-19) causes pneumonia, so how are you going to keep someone breathing without a ventilator? also, I would like to see that lancet paper.

[@marthawashington2112]

Does Alex Jones not understand that his neighbours may eat him before he has the chance to eat them? Especially now that they know he has years worth of food stocked up!

[@wendysgarden4283]

Yep. Just check out "prepper" and "pantry" on youtube, and those people even sometimes leave their addresses on their "about" page! lmao. Brilliant planning, "survivalists."

[@flankspeed]

His neighbours could gang up too. There's plenty Alex Jones to go around.

[@YouMyFwend]

Alex Jones IS years worth of food stocked up, check that gut boi

[@dosmastrify]

MARTHA USE YOUR HEAD!! HIS NEIGHBORS DONT WANT TO GET MAD COW DISEASE!!! (So they can't eat him)

[@Transferhell]

Of course he doesn't. He said he has superpowers. And the fucking thing is "honesty"? Yep, he's the kind of man that thinks he's so special that no one could ever do what he is saying he's capable of. He's basically the guy that says he's so good at CoD, but had never, ever played with someone else or played online.

[@BBradshawProductions]

This coronavirus crisis showed me how many people are incompetent and stupid in America, and it's frustrating living here during this time.

[@abbycross90210]

Definitely showed me who not to trust and who doesn't give a shit about other people. And they're usually people proclaiming their love for Jesus in the same breath. Total hypocrites.

[@marianmarinescu4329]

It's the same all over the planet , i hope all of us realize that it's a globalization and the stupids are winning the battle. It's the same everywhere keep that in mind there are no different countries we are all the same .SHEEPLE. This is the time when it's more obvious then ever that not even the people who are in the highest functions , HAVE NO CONTROL AND NO POWER , the power is in the hands of the greedy corporate invertebrate scumbags , and that's just THE AMERICAN DREAM. i'm from a small country in europe

[@jeanpatrickmeunier8493]

hey! Welcome to the other side of the world where we see that country as you see it.... but for decades now!

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Too many Americans believe the best type of government is an ineffective one, incompetent and weak. Before I came to this country myself I used to believe that was just a joke, maybe the mentality of a small number of nutcases that occasionally took over a national park and nothing more. It was only after meeting some otherwise reasonable people did I come to realize how deep into the American psyche that runs. Every group contains these 'never trust the government' types, all with their own reasons as to why and all ignoring any positive things government brings. As if thee people grow up being told that something bad will happen to them, personally, if their own government isn't brought down every chance they get. Saddest part of all: It hasn't stopped the things they fear from happening... America is a police state without any of the social benefits!

It isn't inherent to nationality. It's a human thing. Dumb fucks are everywhere. The slight difference here is that your own president is a massive dumb fuck.

[@jlshoem]

“When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.” - Ricky Gervais

[@jkjkk5819]

Life of an NPC

[@ozymandiaspbs]

🤣

[@zhengguosun2962]

one of my fav lines from Ricky

[@Shelmerdine745]

Brilliant

[@PossumGrip]

So True!

[@SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube]

I hate how there’s like no comments about the little spongebob and Patrick part. That was genius.

[@clubredken13]

Ppl are more interested in Alex Jones comment that he wants to eat out his neighbours ass.

[@dustbunny6381]

Tbh its really just crawling further and further into more youtube-like humor rather than the more structured stuff you see on tv. Just nonsequiters, patching in clips from pop culture where you don't expect them and... Well the amount of sex jokes are already there, but now we just gotta wait for him to bring up vore or some equally weird fetish lmao

[@jamesdobson1802]

Hilarious

[@mollymac9108]

@@dustbunny6381 you're predictions have come true at RatEroticaFanCam.com hahahahah

[@FLdancer00]

It made me miss Ren & Stimpy

[@abdimohammed92]

At this point, John seems like a movie character. That one remaining newscaster who still has electricity and is hanging on the air during the Apocalypse

[@aflockofbeagles8219]

"If you're out there, if anyone can hear me..."

[@ives6622]

He is like that newscaster expositioning everyone how dire the situation is in the beginning of every zombie apocalypse movie.

[@jesterclown3713]

Isn't that just jack of society of virtue

[@redofthewolves]

He's the radio announcer in every fallout game at this point

[@julienzubkov9991]

If and when we truly hit apocalypse conditions, meaning more severe than what is going on now (God forbid), I would expect nothing less than for John to be there tellin everyone how it is

[@cptn.penguin902]

I was NOT prepared for that Spongebob clip, holy shit that made me laugh

[@silver7215]

Cptn. Penguin spongebob truly is everywhere

[@DjProdigy909]

That had me dying 😂😂😂

[@LockonKubi]

I wasn't prepared for the Animal Crossing reference.

[@josephperez4319]

@@silver7215 it's true. My wife and I literally used to quote Spongebob pretty much every day for years. Incidentally, our wedding was Spongebob themed.

[@macewindu9100]

@@josephperez4319 is that you joe biden?

[@ericabaffa3469]

"Jared Kushner and his resting 'Do you know who my father is?' face" I have never heard him described more accurately, I'm stealing this!

[@PrincessLorelei]

At first I had thought that people with stupid emo haircuts were the people that had the most punchable faces on Earth. Then Kushner entered the scene.

[@garymingy8671]

Good idea , absolutely nobody who matters will know , ...testing 123

[@porkchop4401]

I sleep easy without thinking about him because you know damn well Ivanka fucks, just not him.

[@Orwelliandissident]

Good thing Kushner shaped up and got a proper haircut, just look how shabby he was in his high school yearbook pic. images.app.goo.gl/icko9beU8CwZimhw5 Now that haircut is a "Great success"!

[@Crowley9]

His father Charles Kushner is a convicted felon and disbarred lawyer, that's who.

[@Smiirffable]

The irony is Alex Jones is probably the most calorie dense human in his neighbourhood lol

[@stevencooke6451]

He'd be toxic though.

[@Raztax]

The most intellectually dense in his neighbourhood too.

[@spritemon98]

He'd probably taste like bear meat

[@dumbfounded298]

haha good one

[@dasalekhya]

Jones is rich in nitrates & sulphur like *any manure* they should *bury him alive* in his garden & plant potatoes... will grow fast.

[@Sibs]

John Oliver's days without lusting over Adam Driver: 0

[@stinky3718]

A whole new record.

[@wildebt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIbFf6aanraYZqs Watch some actual journalism..

[@ChristheDunce]

It resets every second

[@wcraiderevo8078]

Consistency!

[@crisfield4364]

@@toooldforthisshte1681 You can't expect better from someone who thinks John Oliver is an actual journalist. Granted, comedians are more trustworthy than some 'journalists' but still.

English & American problem routine : 1. There is no problem 2. There is a problem, but it's too small for us to care 3. There is a problem, but we need time to deal with it 4. There is a problem, but we cannot do anything about it. 5. It's too late to do anything about the problem. 6. The problem has already passed, and we've so we don't need to do anything anymore. 7. Go back to square 1

[@patj5330]

Jan Sitkowski love it

[@patlynch6517]

Step 8 - And if all else fails, don't forget to blame the Chinese, or refugees, blame anybody ekse!

[@DarthObscurity]

@ Overall, covid IS on China (on top of MANY other things it KNOWINGLY does all over the world). How each country managed it's response is on the politicians.

@@DarthObscurity I don't say it isn't. I'm saying everyone blames others for their own mistakes, all the time, because why take blame, if you can blame someone else?

[@corvus2512]

Im not really sure that applies to the english in this case, i thought they were doing better than us

[@EMSqueen88]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU!, as a physician I cannot tell you how many patients have asked to be antibody tested and I cannot tell you how many times I have to tell them this does not mean they will not get the infection again and actually may end up mounting a response that is worse then the first exposure/infection, though historically we would not expect that but we just DONT KNOW!. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this show discussing the risks and benefits of testing and types of testing. I wish we could broad cast this show during prime time but somehow I imagine it would still go unheard.

[@girlgeniusNYC]

Thank you, Doctor, for all that you do!!

[@rossbeef1]

Any other suggestion? If you were leading the country what would you do you do for this?

[@joeschmo498]

I am happy you are not my doctor. Only North Korea reported people got the virus a second time, but just retracted that a day or two ago saying those people did in fact have something other than covid-19 the second time around, plus you are using John Oliver, the propagandists to further your medical training. Scary! Covid is less deadly that the 2017 flu. They are inflating covid numbers with death from many different causes which is easily proven by the plummeting numbers of heart failure, pneumonia and diabetic related death in 2020 compared with previous years.

[@Biblesmakegoodkindling]

Joe Schmo 👈🏾Bot

[@DebbieMcVegan]

@@joeschmo498 really this is not the message you should be putting out at this time out of your imagination. why are you even here?

[@BearTheFourth]

Ooof, this only just became available in Australia recently and Kushner's speech has not aged well.

[@hailygunn1449]

This whole month hasn't aged well.

[@neojc128]

neither has Kushner himself

[@hedgehog3180]

Yeah that "by june" comment really could not have been more wrong.

[@heyysimone]

We are on i think day 18 of no new covid19 cases in new zealand.

[@kermithebudgie]

Very frustrating that we can't access current JO videos here in OZ. 😠

[@mike.hidalgo]

If any one of us failed this hard in a job this important with lives on the line, we'd be in jail for gross criminal negligence.

[@olenickel6013]

Just imagine if the Dems had gone with universal healthcare guy as their candidate.

[@ra_8072]

Absolutely. Family name would never to be mentioned again

[@simbamartens7192]

Let's not forget that Jared Kushner is the guy helping Saudi engage in the butchery taking place in Yemen which has left it even more vulnerable to the pandemic. Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. There's a great video analysing the Yemen secession crisis as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/paLTeYlprad2eKc

[@satanbrony9235]

Yup

[@mr.videogame3433]

Unfortunately, the Congress isn't exactly sane right now!

[@amandeb2629]

In ten years or more, I’m totally buying a history book so I can see how historians write this down.

[@mariusg8824]

I need to create a reminder for that. Maybe in hindsight, this decade makes any sense.

[@stellaperez6883]

Sadly, people will forget the mistakes and will make them again.

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

"Once upon a time there was a country called America where a dim-witted orange ogre lived..."

[@kaeleastlord]

2020 just won't be mentioned... ever

[@82566]

The year of 2020 , i hope ppl are writing their experiences NOW because personal accounts will be where future generations hopefully can search themselves,find truth & learn from our present everyday citizens who survived, struggled, worked as an essential, lost loved one s ,saw a Government they agreed or disagreed with & why & acts or heroics of compassion & unity ,amidst the sugar-coating if at all mentions potentially presented within their history classes .

[@akshaykurale1475]

Jared somehow looks like a 40 year old who hasn't been through puberty yet.

[@Squirrelanditsnutz]

Akshay Kurale he looks like a 40 y/o virgin. Like the kid at school who doesn’t hang with his definition of the poors (anyone with less that 10 million dollars in bank) at his private catholic school. Like a guy who’s disgusted by the thought of bbq. Like a guy who doesn’t believe in consent and thinks wife’s should look sexy and do not need to be good people.

[@duyle-ej6ty]

i just don't know what you are talking about. He looks old. Not as old as a laborer, but not young for a rich do-nothing guy.

[@ShannaCarlson525]

Just so you know, this made me shoot coffee out my nose. It was painful. My shirt is stained. I'm not even mad.

[@Squirrelanditsnutz]

Shanna Wheeler I wish that I reacted like that when I ruin things by accident.

[@pshaw8406]

Yes!

[@MatthewScammell]

0:49 - *_But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies._*

[@willowstapley1542]

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@DarkLord3709]

Unfortunately, Alex Jones is not most societies

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

KingCaino Plays there are cannibal tribes and those count as societies

[@whichcache2517]

@@TheNinthGeneration1 I hear most of them are ritualistic cannibals, where instead of hunting people down and eating them or whatever, they just eat their departed family members as a means of them living on within them or something like that.

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

SuperStachey eightnineeightnine I understand that, but they’re still eating human flesh

[@toadjiang7626]

Jared Kushner always strikes me as a low-tech robot who can't even pass the Turing test.

[@JennySimon206]

😆

[@paraboo8994]

That's so spot on 😂

[@blackblurable]

And you know trump would avoid it because it has “pass” and “test” In that statement

[@tracymetherell8744]

Hahahahahaha! So true!

[@MrGamer1992]

He probably has trouble passing the CAPTCHA test on a website too

[@amandasmith593]

"That guy was really ahead of his time." No, that guy was Patrick.

[@lazysloth9060]

Confirmed: If a zombie apocalypse did happen, the United States would be the first to go.

[@Shadowdoc26]

Lazy Sloth now we know how the walking dead started.

[@vsk5391]

Would be the only country to go

[@kennethmcgregor5953]

All apocalypse movies take place in the USA because the rest of the world just learned how to deal with the zombies and moved on

[@jeniferlopez3057]

Go big or go home

[@mcmunhuu6713]

Kenneth McGregor lol

[@kirapokelmann618]

"She actually grabbed my head,like we we're lovers" "She pulled my brain out of my nostril" Speechless

[@westtech001]

I feel like you *have* to remember that, during the period when testing could have really helped, Donald Trump was talking about not wanting patients to come off cruise ships because that would make his sick numbers go up. Keep that in mind - he wasn't worried about the number of sick people - he was worried about *acknowledging* the number of sick people. His attitude was not someone that cared about people dying or had the *slightest* interest in having more tests available.

[@johnfriet9775]

And later he bragged about taking the cruiseship in ( "nobody wanted to take them...but I did the right thing") and dont forget there where a lot of us citizens onboard

[@snetmotnosrorb3946]

Of course. He's a textbook narcissist. From that perspective his actions and statements are completely logical.

[@amberandrews8969]

He drug his heels on testing for precisely that reason!! His numbers would go up...

[@sdfkjgh]

@@snetmotnosrorb3946: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism

[@borginnydussan3855]

It's interesting how Alex Jones prefers eating his neighbours over the food and supplements that he sells online

[@HezekiahCrocker]

His true super power is that he prefers eating his neighbors ass over food.

[@infinitysteppingstone331]

Because in comparison, the neighbors are more nutritious.

[@BullShitThat]

Don't worry, he's only planning on doing this, YEARS from now

[@abbycross90210]

He says in 2-3 years he'll have to eat his neighbors, because he thinks this is the beginning of the end of society, not because we're in lockdown now.

[@ammarabatool9910]

@andrew miller the drive needs to be sent by post, while an email sent by any device should have sufficed

[@courtney4831]

I honestly live for the fact he keeps bringing Driver back into this pandemic. God Bless you Oliver...And Bless that massive Redwood Mr Driver

[@ArthurKnight1899]

shouldnt Adam Driver just be called.....Eve?

[@luqmannajib5483]

I'm watching this in June... America surely is rocking ATM

[@Keithider]

If only you could see late June. Those numbers are going up!

[@dreamcatcherben8214]

as am I

[@Kage-jk4pj]

It's july and you guys are breaking coronavirus records. You just hit 50k infections in ONE day. And that's just those who got tested the real number is way higher.

[@diannshowers9129]

Im watching this on July 6th and people are dropping like flies

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

The July comment aged even worse

[@Airwavehero]

Resting “do you know who my father is face” ah yes, The Malfoy

[@Lexifox1993]

My father will hear about this!

[@jP6K8vUU]

@@Lexifox1993 in law*

[@number1spritefan]

no one cares about lucius, draco!!!!

[@hazukichanx408]

Coattail Surfing, the hip old sport among rich kids. Frequently combined with illegal substances and a secret wish for some semblance of love instead of just money and power.

[@jorgealdridge6665]

Father in law stupid limey

[@dirk_gently]

Listen, it WAS extraordinarily fast. For Jared. For someone who has never accomplished anything, the fact that something was accomplished is basically the most amazing thing he's ever seen.

[@dosmastrify]

Sadly he's accomplished alot... Mostly being a slumlord

[@Jk-r5c]

I'd say having the most punchable face is quite an achievement.

[@tiredlocke]

@@dosmastrify Even that... it's not hard to be a slumlord funded by daddy's cash.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Failing upwards is the epitome of the Trump administration. (To be fair, that’s most rich white people).

[@TheGoddamnJefe]

“You unacceptable monstrosity.” I felt that.

[@myles2010]

I just want to see Adam Driver listen to these thirsty names from John Oliver.

[@josea.torres1944]

Excellent information, from a real source!

[@jscorprew]

Jose A. Torres llllllllllll

[@DracoMalfoyable]

Spoiler alert, Jared, it’s July and the country is definitely not rockin

[@derekrequiem4359]

I have a hunch that we won't be rockin in August either.

[@DracoMalfoyable]

@@derekrequiem4359 September isn't looking too good for rockin either

[@harpastanman8952]

If we're the boat, then 2020 is definitely rocking it.

[@Jivolt]

Spoiler alert, no one is surprised that Jared is an idiot.

[@cmorris9494]

2021 anyone?

[@amariboxill9033]

It's bittersweet that John is getting so much better at delivering these without an audience.

[@abbycross90210]

He said he had plenty of practice telling jokes tp deadly silence when he was a stand-up in England.

[@MrM0nKey79]

He is so much better than any of the other presenters. They haven't been able to adjust from presenting to a live audience and keep on leaving pauses for non-existent live studio reactions.

[@samvidas9599]

@amari boxill *it's a small world intensifies*

[@berengerchristy6256]

Amari Boxill I’m impressed that I’m laughing without a studio audience. Lots of other personalities suddenly become unfunny when they don’t have a forced laugh track

[@KingThabiso]

@David Torr Trevor Noah is doing a great job aswell.

[@imhellag]

Resting Do-You-Know-Who-My-Father-Is Face - IM DEAD. give the writer a raise please

[@WeylandLabs]

Who else was waiting for John Oliver's episode this week. At this point its therapeutic as Americans to hear this man speak facts.

[@TheVivianable]

For some non-americans like myself, it's just fascinating to see display of free speech

[@WeylandLabs]

@@TheVivianable There will be a time when greed the of the world will be expunged. And from that, all of us will be united as a human race and no more boundaries will exist. Why ? - because its our only way to progress and evolve and humans. If we don't our species is doomed, because of ignorance and fear of the unknown.

[@bornbredbermudian7643]

I'm not American, but this guy is helping me keep my sanity through this quarantine.😆

[@tonycotto7106]

John Oliver is the best, but it's disappointing that he has such a low bar to clear.

[@mysunnybird]

John Oliver's videos are not just funny, but educational and informative. I love to watch him. He is great !!! Thank you John.

[@ztslovebird]

Kind of sad that a British talk show host has taught us more about the US government, infrastructure, economy, and pandemic issues than most US newscasters.

[@bigdoggo6337]

I saw a reddit post saying that America’s handling of the coronavirus is like watching a car crash in slow motion and that’s scarily true

[@bababooeybababooey]

I think it's more of a hyperlapse of cars crashing into each other in the highway

[@Suzaku4489]

Watching a car crash in slow motion is America on a good day. This is more like watching a "Best of" montage of the world's deadliest crashes on repeat for several months now.

[@commonsense31]

Suzaku4489 years,

[@wartome3196]

Lemon Lols how so? Seems like it’s not as bad as people think.

[@nicosteffen364]

Very old joke: 2 guys are sitting in the cinema, the one tells the other "that guy there driving in the dessert will crash into the tree there" "i dont believe that!" " he will, watch" the driver crashes into a lonely tree in the dessert. "see, i told you, i watched that movie before!" "well i watched it also before, i just didnt think he does the same failure a second time!"

[@Raiga345]

"I will eat my neighbors." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i think property value near Alex Jones is about to plummet.

[@DanTheMailman330]

He looks and acts like he already has...

[@gkm2928]

As is his fat belly

[@jophima4564]

Let's be honest Alex Jones wasn't being serious, it's an obvious joke.

[@ainumahtar]

I'm fairly sure property values near Jones' place have been dropping for a while anyway ^^ Even aside from his radical bullshit spreading he's also caught up in A LOT of lawsuits ranging from pretty minor scammy things to actually getting people killed by selling supplements that have insane levels of lead in them...

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

The first time that "There goes the neighborhood" will be the proper response.

[@sushi777300]

I pity the US for having the worst leadership they ever had while having to face such a crisis

[@rachelb4398]

Thank you :). I pity us too

[@littlematchgirl1]

Dude... prey for us.

[@ixchelssong]

We might not *be in this situation without the worst leadership.

[@bobobo7730]

Our logistics are a nightmare and our politics are exacerbating the issue. I am afraid. Thank you for your kind words

[@keetlethe5th710]

The response is not much better in Sweden weirdly enough

[@katet5116]

"and his resting do you know who my father is face" 😅

[@rochester212]

America 2016: President Trump will make America Great Again! America 2020: Honey fire up the grill, we're going to eat the Johnsons.

[@9Rollotomasi]

In Trump's defense, Alex Jones would have likely eaten his neighbors under any sitting President.

[@lucast2212]

@luca kro Looking at all this from Germany it is really, really hard to believe how bipartisan the US is while the dead bodies pile up. I Don't Get it.

[@Acrylescent]

Lucas T trust me friend. Majority of Americans don’t get it either.

[@zackfiat607]

@@lucast2212 I blame the president that purposely and consciously alienated a portion of its own people just to humour his own base, I genuinely can't find Trump supporter that able to argue Trump viability with only his own merits without point fingers to the other side. it's boil down to they're (arguably) worsts and just plain stupid troll and name calling

[@Argosh]

@@Acrylescent yet you still voted the clowns in. Every country gets the government it deserves.

[@AxelQC]

I'm putting Jared's June promise into the "Aged like Milk" file for July.

[@themoon2232]

I’ve named my file: “aged like fine gas station sushi”

[@wendyhaun2559]

Especially since here in Texas, people are out acting like the pandemic is over, time to gather, everything's fine! Meanwhile, we're adding a thousand new cases a day for the last week....

[@naveen513]

We have a new subreddit “Aged like Corona”

[@ryanencher3669]

the jared kushner “being birthed into a tub of neutrogena” line is severely underrated

[@jademichael7248]

Never have I heard a more accurate and appropriate comparison.

[@HezekiahCrocker]

Now that he mentions it, he does have a curiously punchable face.

[@shemthom31]

All the kushner lines were spot on

[@Brought_to_you_by_the_letter_J]

I’m watching this almost a year after the initial release and it still hurt to here how optimistic they are that everything will be alright in a month or two. It’s been a bloody year and nothing has really changed

[@neveroddoreven6597]

Try 3 years with the death toll slowly building closer towards 0.1% percent of the Earth’s population.

[@gypsyvegan]

It's like a time capsule on magic mushrooms

[@salamanca1954]

Alex Jones' neighbor: "Pa, get the shotgun, he's in the yard again!"

[@cgarv101]

@salamanca1954 That's hilarious!

[@marvelous3999]

The incompetence of this government depresses me.

[@KatieCottingham]

You just expressed the sentiments of every educated American with a single sentence. Impressive, yet still depressing.

[@jimthompson4132]

It should scare the f..k out of you.

[@lau6351]

Depresses the entire world

[@BenBruben]

AMEN man...! Sorry to hear that ur country has morons in power...! My country aint far behind to be honest...! It sucks...!

[@NewMateo]

I feel really bad for my american brethren. Im in Canada and have literarally never felt more pride than I have watching my government handle this properly. This whole trump thing is a disaster and I literally cannot understand anyone who still supports him. He is going to have hundreds of thousands die and still pat himself on the back than show a shred of emotion for the victims and their families.

[@Greg-TC]

I hope that John randomly runs into Adam Driver sometime and has an extremely awkward interaction with him

[@chrissiek8706]

Extremely awkward interaction - so, everyday for John 😅

[@kennethhwang3425]

Greg A French kiss is only awkward the first couple of seconds.

[@PhilipJackson03]

God John, you never cease to amaze me with your stories. This is true journalism, a crisp, non-biased funny monologue that gives us facts. You’re too underrated for what you always achieve.

[@futhorck771]

I'm sorry John but spongebob is not "taking a joyride" he is going to driving school, respect his education John.

[@soda_fairy]

A person of culture I see

[@nicolasrededeo805]

So he is driving... to driving school...

[@theodore23sanchez]

I care about SpongeBob, a fictional character, more than I care about Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Even Patrick Star is smart enough to wear masks.

[@cherylametewee8716]

absolutely unacceptable. we should demand he correct this vital mistake next week or be branded fake news! lol

[@viddork]

@@MaeLSTRoM1997 Well, to be fair (and I thought the exact same thing that nicolas rededeo did), futhorck did say "he is going to driving school," making the inference that he is actively driving almost inevitable. Thanks for clarifying the situation. Now, someone explain to me _why I care about this at all_??

[@barbarac9805]

This quote from Ivanka reveals the Trump family playbook: “Perception is more important than reality” and then amplified that remark by saying, “If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true." She taught Jared well.

[@barbarac9805]

@Mark Johhson You mean "Nepotism Barbie," Trump's daughter/wife?

[@barbarac9805]

@Marcos 989 Not surprised. 😢

[@Bobboberson1234]

You are literally giving away the Media's playbook.....

[@janzacharias3680]

Exactly, 40-50 percent are completely clueless on how they are being played :D

[@danieltoledo9383]

That is why my Fallout Shelter explorers go out with a high P, E and L. Can’t be grabbing the quality goods if ya don’t know.

[@anerdwithaswitch9686]

I would've never thought I'd see both a Spongebob and Animal Crossing reference in a Last Week Tonight, let alone the same Last Week Tonight, and yet I am immensely pleased with said references.

[@wigiboo2228]

As a kiwi it is heartbreaking to see how bad this has been handled over there, please stay inside and stay safe people

[@timfagan816]

As another kiwi, its shocking isn't it! I cant belive it. And what's happening in my own country (uk) all my mates tell me how bad it is there too, we have no idea, so much gets hidden by the media.

[@Zero_Ninety]

As a British person, can I ask one thing? What's it like having a competent government that isn't being lead by a clown?

[@timfagan816]

@@Zero_Ninety it's actually pretty good, from what I've seen of it. Much better than the uk, but i don't really pay much attention to whats going on, as long as I'm hunting, fishing, jet boating, dirt biking and out in the 4x4. Having a fee debrief beers with the boys after, I just live in my own little world. But I'd rather be here, than in the uk! From what I've seen borris is a ball bag.

[@wigiboo2228]

@@Zero_Ninety i mean she is by no means perfect, and has pissed people off by bragging about how she took a pay cut even though our last prime minister did the job for free 🤷‍♂️ but she's still amazing at her job and the definitely helps with the feeling of security for our country

[@kolgax2064]

@@Zero_Ninety Like America from 2008 - 2016

[@Haenks]

Am I the only one who is surprised that Alex Jones has a family?!

[@butterchuggins5409]

Henrik N Nope. Only stupid people are breeding.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Nope. I think we're all very surprised.

[@ra_8072]

He got divorced a few years ago I'm sure his children don't even live with him 🙄

[@simbamartens7192]

While everyone is distracted by Alex Jones' antics, Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. Theres an interesting a video analysing the Yemen secession crisis, it's impact on the PANDEMIC as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/paLTeYlprad2eKc

[@blueorag8723]

@Reichert Zetopan shocker

[@Kayizcray]

“No flesh for your sons, only daughters” - Alex Jones

[@piequals314]

"I won't have my son eating another man!" - Alex Jones, probably

[@nulnoh219]

He would want the daughter to survive. He would need to repopulate the land like Noah.

[@styxnstones98]

Well obviously if his son eata a man he will be gay and everyone knows woman ain't good eating

[@ZeSnark]

He can't allow his son to become bigger and more red than he is, he might overpower him.

[@floras2030]

Perhaps he plans to eat his son first...

[@iPhoneeditor]

Someone better take the Alex Jones quote "I'll eat your ass" out of context and meme the hell out of it!!! xD

[@jeaniebird999]

Or, just take it exactly as it is. No need to take it out of context when what he's actually saying is the craziest shit most people have ever heard.

[@Greeezy]

Or stop giving him any sort of attention at all. Let that man fade into the ether.

[@jerrellbevers6071]

I met Alex at a bar once, it's not _a schtick._

[@sammosaurusrex]

That’s what he wants. He’s got low viewership, but he knows he can boost his numbers by saying/doing something over the top and getting memed

[@crywhit4619]

I haven't had a good ass eating in awhile. I hope he can deliver. My booty hole needs some 💖💋👅🤣

[@kelst75]

I wonder if Adam Driver knows how much John loves him.

[@caballo9500]

Oliver: "how do we get gamers in the audience?" Writers: Animal Crossing Oliver: you're getting a raise

[@mr.x2567]

This game is still Animal Crossing’s biggest hit!

[@WouldYouKindlyNot]

I'm a gamer and I already watch John. That joke killed me 😂😂😂

[@ChipJohnson]

@Cygnus Destroyer Nintendo playing the long con.

[@MelodicQuest]

That's been a theory for about a month now

[@wildebt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIbFf6aanraYZqs Watch some actual journalism..

[@edmilsonrodrigues5393]

“When we run out of food, we still have each other” Hannibal

[@Katpiratefan275]

Need to assure the quality of our neighbors before we eat them

[@Genesis23OPB]

@V. V completely agree.

[@j.sigmon339]

Venison is Delicious. And ther are MILLIONS of Deer,Elk,Caribou,Rabbit,Turkey,Pheasant.. so to even Consider eating your Neighbors is a Physcotic notion and one that should definetly be Questioned as well as the person making such a statement.

[@j.sigmon339]

But I’m willing to bet all these hipsters and millennials and that ilk are to pussy to shoot an animal to feed there family. Nation full of PUSSIES. That’s half the problem.

[@lenkacfk7155]

Maybe we are lucky, and Alex lives right next door to the Kushners...

[@waynegnarlie1]

Fortunately Alex Jones prefers white meat.

[@lenkacfk7155]

@@waynegnarlie1 , and you can't get any whiter than Jared 😅

[@sideshowbob]

We ARE lucky; He will be eating other Texans ;) ;) ;)

[@MungkaeX]

Sideshow Bob I’ve met plenty of reasonable Texans.

[@sideshowbob]

@@MungkaeX Well I'm a New Englandah. None of us are Reasonable ;)

[@MissMelol9]

“By July we’ll be rockin again...” July 20th and not so much.

[@Luubelaar]

September 9th ... still not.

[@MausOfTheHouse]

November ninth and Not so much.

[@RockMySkittles]

July again: rocking, we are not. (Looming around every corner, Delta says hi)

[@xxTIME2PLAYxx]

I think Adam driver should film his reactions to John mentioning him

[@boabdil1974]

This season can't finish before we get an Adam Driver cameo with John.

[@exlatior]

Yes

[@pipperoni8567]

+

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

I so wanna see that

[@burgereagle9310]

Just like it says in the Bible: "Eat thy neighbor"

[@robhulslander4087]

or "Love thy neighbor's taste"

[@Dougiewoof]

Thou shall taste thy neighbors flesh as they hath tasteth their own. This is known as the golden knife rule.

[@KLanio-lr8yv]

Just not his ass or wife?

[@QuesoGr7]

CONSUME them

[@FallenWolf64]

Human flesh is really good if it is grilled.

[@azae00Vids]

Kinda wish we could go back to the days when Jared was seen and not heard.

[@FleksAndru]

@@jaridkeen123 It's never too late to have an abortion, if you catch my drift.

[@mymak-jq1hy]

Or back before I didn’t know he existed.

[@JustinMoralesTheComposer]

mymak2015 those were the days

[@williampremo3096]

He wasn't really seen either. He's barely visible, like some kind of imbecilic spectre.

[@kairyss4285]

I mean the time when he was neither sounds a lot more enticing if you ask me

[@AnonymousXeno]

1:09 Alex Jones’ map doesn’t include South Sudan which has been on every map since the early 2010’s which shows the quality of that show

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

You know things have gotten out of hand when it’s the 6th of a series of the same topic

[@FattyFajita]

Napoleon I Bonaparte in the same season

[@heartfull92]

and consecutively 😥

[@goblinwisdom]

Captain obvious.

[@whoeverofhowevermany]

That is actually just about as good of a gauge as you could get.

[@kaen_tqk3918]

thank you napoleon, very cool

[@norge0209]

Wow. It’s 6:30 AM, and I was NOT expecting to hear “I’ll eat my neighbors” this early in the day.

[@april4769]

I watched SGN with John Krasinski first so I laughed before feeling like this😳😳

[@LovePriestessLeah]

I think he low key already ate a few.

[@norge0209]

Leah Why would anyone live near him? Those poor people.

[@dr.OgataSerizawa]

Jill Hurley Yeah.....kinda made me cringe a bit. Take care, Jill.

[@norge0209]

Dr. James Olack Thanks. Take care, as well.

[@katipettit8774]

Jesus, I used to work in a doctor’s office and we had children coming in for rapid strep tests that were less fascinated/confused by swabs. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

The children probably didn't try to explain them to you like *YOU* were the idiot.

[@hootle4641]

@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 Or better yet, explaining to an entire nation of people like we're all finding this out for the first time too.

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

@@hootle4641 Well a swab is "VERY SOPHISTICATED". 😳 🙄. Can you imagine anyone genuinely trying to explain the complexity of a swab? Just order the damn things you orange oaf! Why do we need to hear him come to terms with the fact that there are more sophisticated things in the universe than his family members: Namely long Q-tips. (That man's brain stopped developing at 4 yr. old)

[@hootle4641]

@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 I think he just felt stupid so needed to extremely emphasize the fact that he is, in fact, a very stable genius.

[@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475]

@@hootle4641 I just got a mental image of that fool practicing his speech backstage with his Qtip. Expecting to wow everyone with his brilliant... ["you know...i. have a good one of these"(points to head.) ].

[@stevencampbell7394]

God, this was when we "only" had 60,000 deaths in the U.S.? Now we have, what, 600,000???

[@KaminaGirl]

Remember when Jared used to be mute? Can we go back to Jared being mute instead of him saying stupid stuff?

[@dan_hitchman007]

Or sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

[@infinitysteppingstone331]

I actually LOVE when these imbeciles speak. It PROVES how unworthy they are to be running ANYTHING!!!!! Had he been kept quiet, & only the experts spoke, the world never would have known we have a POTUS that wants people injected with Lysol. Pure genius. (Pun intended)

[@mrclueuin]

Please! 🙏

[@ChillinVinillin]

I was unsettled by hearing him speak

[@puppeli]

hes just a sock puppet. he just repeats what his handlers say he should say.

[@johnsieber4403]

He talks about Adam Driver as if they're not wearing the exact same outfit.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Huh. Have you ever seen John Oliver and Adam Driver on camera at the same time? Nerdy reporter Clark Kent and his irresistible alter ego Superman, everyone? It's the glasses!

[@alkureshi]

@@onkelpappkov2666 Makes sense.

[@bean9333]

So all of this is just self-patronization. Almost fell for it.

[@molderzzz]

he talks about Adam Driver, because hes 2 metters higher.

[@johnsieber4403]

@@molderzzz 😂

[@Blaketay77]

Holy shit. A lime wire joke and a “Nintendo gave us animal crossing + covid 19” joke. I love him 😂😂

[@Ancor_Vantian]

I was looking for this comment.

[@rustyboy1000]

Ah, the old Lime Wire days, those were the days...

[@RazEdits]

Nice work for taking out the pauses after a joke where we expect a laughter to be. It's not that the jokes in the last ep wasn't funny, they just felt empty. I understand there had to be more writing to achieve the runtime so great job John Oliver team!

[@ShiraCheshire]

Did John Oliver really just do a spongebob meme These are wild times.

[@ManoredRed]

Can't buy giant props with dragon money right now, gotta fill the void somehow.

[@saltdaemon4453]

Yeah but.... he was lacking the enthusiasm our children have when singing it...sad. I vote for a re-do he can deliver it much better I am sure.

[@mev0lent]

And an Animal Crossing meme! This is a Wild World.

[@trueconsumer6]

Somebody should give Alex Jones a house next to the White House.

[@infinitysteppingstone331]

Excellent.

[@dndub2595]

*chef kisses* beautiful

[@jonisalmela2399]

I would like to see alex jones moving next to Hulk Hogan, be it either sitcom or reality tv. Either way gonna be interested in watching that desperate hound Alex try to eat that Hulks ass.

[@jonisalmela2399]

could also be porn idk.

[@preachermaid]

That's a great idea! 👏👏👏

[@adamloomos]

Somehow, I feel like that outburst is still only the third-worst thing about being Alex Jones' neighbor.

[@veanell]

He must really bring down the property value of his neighborhood

[@jeanbonilla1901]

😂😂😂

[@Lynsey17]

His neighbours must just pray he stays off the chili.

[@sarahvilardi3071]

Well, Jared, it's November. Still waiting for the country to be "rockin' again"

[@Hundo_Mo]

That Animal Crossing joke hit home... i wouldnt have bought the game if I wasnt stuck at home... and yet here I am over 2,000,000 in debt to a raccoon 🦝

[@ethanleon7775]

Somebody on the writing staff is a fan of Zero Punctuation...

[@livefromdagarage]

Capitalism

[@NotEnoughBooks]

Tenchin Mo congrats on the house upgrades

[@TheWorstAmy-LegacyAccount]

Tom Nook is a tanooki you uncultured swine

[@Ryguy0707]

Best 300 hrs of my life

[@Woogla]

"my superpower is being honest" has made a living off of scamming gullible people lol

[@robertnett9793]

One day, an evil wizard caught a bunch of used-car-dealers. Then in a ritual of unspeakable nature while the stars aligned he chopped them up and sewed the most despicable parts together to form the hull. Then the same evil wizard tore the resting souls of one hundred 19th century snake-oil-salesmen from their resting places and infused the creepy husk in his lair of evil. To finalise his deed, he somehow replaced the mouth of the beast with a megaphone. And voilla - Alex Jones came to be. Now you know his origin-story. Share it as you please

[@donostradingpost1173]

Robert Nett Awesome 👍🏻

[@rgderen88]

Yeah, but he says he's honest, so clearly he is honest.

[@GarrettMoffitt]

No one talks about how honest they are more then a liar.

[@mota2028]

The most recent podcast with joe Rogan was a clear example of how insane he is

[@leavingitblank9363]

John Oliver, the only late-night show host still bravely wearing a suit.

[@thepope1494]

..dude he's totally not wearing any pants..

[@ckwind1971]

Bill Maher does

[@mathunit1]

@@ckwind1971 TWO late-night show hosts still bravely wearing suits. *Do I hear three?* :3

[@raphaelcamacho5699]

Oliver Xu Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert. They all wear suits. I think that you should get a T.V. and not rely on KZbin as your sole entertainment outlet.

[@keiraforster3198]

Even a pandemic can’t stop him from looking dapper af

[@pandamalone9069]

Omg 😂😂 John is so relatable, "yes cause I want to have my current panic attacks outdoors "

[@Jerepasaurus]

Despite being a comedian and host of a show, he's surprisingly introverted. lol

[@jacobjones1000]

“Ones a swab, ones a q tip. It’s actually different. It’s very sophisticated, actually” holy shit 😂

[@dots3854]

THE WAY I STARTED CRY LAUGHING WITH EMBARRASSMENT I HATE IT HERE LMFAO

[@amphiumaiii7058]

Sometimes we get so fed up with how corrupt Trump is that we forget to appreciate how mind-blowingly stupid he is.

[@avedic]

That swab/q-tip breakdown from John was absolutely *SAVAGE.* And utterly deserved. Watching Trump explain the wonders of the q-tip uncanny valley made me lose _many_ brain cells.

[@nickromo8195]

It's so fucking funny until you realize he's president and could very possibly get re-elected :/

[@MarkBrantner]

They are both swabs. Q-Tip is a brand name. And, they make the big ones, too. We used them for cleaning magnetic heads on cart machines and Reel to Reel wet with Denatured Alcohol. The stick is wooden, not rolled paper or plastic.

[@trushall]

Can't believe how such a developed country can fail so catastrophically...and still be so oblivious to its shortcomings!! Keep on the good work John Oliver!

[@davideberhardt6150]

They failed catastrophically in 2016, this is just how it plays out ... somewhat foreseeably

[@kappadarwin9476]

Many people in the Republican base don't care about politics leading to people like Mitch McConnel staying in office for decades.

[@mori1bund]

@@davideberhardt6150 That country started to fail long before 2016. The real downward spiral started in the 80s with Reagan. And it's getting faster and faster...

[@liamnehren1054]

It’s called being in denial not only people can think their horrible/stupid actions were justified/smart countries can as well.

[@elizabeths.9993]

in europe we like to say that America is just the richest third world's country

[@ElCapitanDeLaNoche]

Hey, John - Spongebob CAN'T go back into his pineapple; he's an essential worker at a fast food place, doncha know!

[@kylestubbs8867]

With an annual salary of less than a nickel, too boot.

[@5PYZ3R]

@@kylestubbs8867 At least he's doing what he loves

[@FilipePhoenix]

The real state value around Alex Jones's house has just plummeted.

[@Tilia213]

It had value?!?

[@viddork]

Oh, I don't think he's affected the entire state.

[@sher7595]

Remember the episode when John asked "does anyone even know what Jared sounds like?" Now that we've heard his voice. . . . . .I see why they don't let him speak

[@christenford3864]

The voiceover they had for Jared is better than his real voice.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Sher pepperidge farm remembers.

[@lillianward2810]

I was shocked that he didn’t dub him with Gilbert Gottfried again.

[@gotfanfiction12]

Jared Kushner: *exists* The universe: my bad. no take backs tho

[@sparkieemae]

Spongebob: "What's he doing?" Patrick: "He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!" Both: *HYSTERICAL SCREAMING*

[@simbamartens7192]

Let's not forget that Jared Kushner was helping Saudi engage in the butchery taking place in Yemen which has left it even more vulnerable to the pandemic. Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. There's a great video analysing the Yemen secession crisis as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/paLTeYlprad2eKc

[@highnoon9333]

Why do I feel like real estate prices in Alex Jones's neighborhood just went down by a lot?

[@k8eekatt]

Because they are dropping all over the country

[@melonlord1414]

Why isn't he locked up for something like that. He threatens the life of his nighbors on TV.

[@dustinluthro3023]

Dude, that was funny.

[@dustinluthro3023]

@@gerbrandlub Woah, are you calling for violence? That's pretty bad, dude.

[@mikaelohman9839]

@DrMossydog He is selling and he always has. Remember the "killing corona at point blank"-shit he sold at the start of this? Now that did not really kill corona did it? He still sold the shit...

[@benjaminhawksleysr6573]

Today is October 30th, 2020. The time is 4:46am and the death toll in the United States is 230,004. The government is fuckin up.

[@astroguster5522]

My grandmother on long island caught something in her nursing home, it came and went. She then had a stroke and was moved to a hospital. My grandpa, scared he wouldn't see his wife again after weeks of being separated by quarantine, gave her a hug and kiss goodbye. She then FINALLY got tested, and tested positive for COVID. So now my grandpa is in quarantine. Took over a month before she got tested and it was way too late. And this is a small tiny example of how lack of testing is effecting us.

[@granolachola3669]

Hope your grandparents make a speedy recovery!

[@problemat1que]

The stroke was likely due to covid and could have been avoided if she'd been tested and received appropriate care.

[@daemon2470]

Hope they will be okay.

[@sleepycharlie673]

Woodrow Wilson got the spanish flu then had a stroke and was basically a vegetable until his death. He too tried to downplay it to the public and was himself a casualty.

[@thomasakatidalforce7987]

I wouldnt say the stroke was likely do to the COVID cause the evidence is still thin but whatever happened I hope they are both ok.

[@Lordskelecat]

For how “developed” a country we are, it’s pathetic how bad the government handled this.

[@jcskarambit]

Nothing is idiot-proof.

[@Lordskelecat]

jcskarambit unfortunately.

[@imajinallthepurple]

...as well! 😒

[@Lordskelecat]

Krysty Cavallo lol

[@bengerber4542]

@Krysty Cavallo it's funny,. After they finally did report about the impact on their country and was nearly shut down, our country was still accepting international travel with no quarentine for another whole month (maybe a bit more). Even when the virus broke out in Italy, we were still accepting foreign travel with no quarentine (except Chinese travel). All this time, when we knew about the extent of the virus, the president denied, on live TV, that coronavirus was a threat to the US at all. He said that we don't need to do anything to prepare because it won't reach here.

[@CharlesBrusch]

*Alex Jones rolling out the grill.* His neighbors: "Battle stations, everyone!"

[@unitedspacepirates9075]

Alex and his family eating a clown... Alex asks, "does this taste funny?"...

[@lisakaz35]

Like Alex Jones' neighbors might have guns.

[@rhettcujo9006]

CharlesBrusch lmmfao!!! Neighbors: Try me bitch!

[@WhyTheHorseface]

Deadbeat Donny they shouldn’t wait. You can’t let a threat persist. Strike first, strike last.

[@trenvert123]

@@lisakaz35 If I lived next to Alex Jones I would want to arm myself too.

[@guessgirlietv]

Jared Kushner sucks, but he’s gonna need to drop that skincare routine.

[@kellyparkinson8594]

Translucent sociopath! Best description of Kushner - so true and hilarious!

[@seafoam6119]

@@kellyparkinson8594 he eats babies lol

[@scottsbarbarossalogic3665]

I think it was revealed in American Psycho

[@youraverageimperialguard7932]

His moisturizer is the tears of the impoverished.

[@psychicbyinternet]

When you're a millionaire robber-baron you can afford millions of dead babies and skin transplants.

[@atlanteancherub2560]

“She grabbed the back of my head. Like we were LOVERS.” Aaaand now my tea’s all over my keyboard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enaszaq3051]

You and me both, u and me both... >w

[@KingThabiso]

That killed me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mark-ish]

Lesbian who woke her inner self I suspect. She's just pissy that she was the submissive in that encounter.

[@atlanteancherub2560]

imark ...It ain’t even that deep, bruh. Enjoy the laugh, like the rest of us. 😬🤣🤣

[@ourkeving]

Jesus Christ, who thinks like that? I'll bet a lot of patients jerk their head back, reflexely. I would like to be warned, but maybe it makes worse. Ignorant woman.

[@bhavin2097]

"What's your secret you translucent sociopath?" - best line of the clip

[@hazukichanx408]

Someone really ought to test that theory about Jared's face absorbing fists like a bowl of heavy cream. You know, for science.^^

[@salgallo7904]

Who else just heard Jared Kushner's voice for the first time watching this video?

[@its_k9819]

Yeah I was searching for this comment

[@laurenescarcha3246]

He doesn't use his facial muscles

[@its_k9819]

@@laurenescarcha3246 but he finally used his vocal muscles 😂

[@salvequick]

I though he was a cardboard cut out.

[@XXwhoknowsXX81]

Yes

[@coralynnremning7569]

"Back rocking in July" That aged well.