CORRECTIONS Episode 121: Week of Monday, November 18

[@danieldib2286]

I love the “big guy, strong guy, tears streaming down his face …” bit. It gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Darthartanis]

I was literally wheezing from laughing so hard

[@MclEckert]

Omg I want a compilation of each one he’s done, one of my favorite bits on the show

[@scottruhl4710]

@@MclEckert Oh god I'd kill for a compilation of it!

[@coalkey8019]

The worst/best part is that Mango Mussolini also still uses that phrase himself.

[@scottruhl4710]

@@coalkey8019 He has no self awareness

[@Trai_Art]

I just said the phrase outloud "Is the ferret circus the new celebrity baby teeth?" I feel like I just activated a sleeper agent.

[@acubley]

Is the agent sleeping because Seth fired him, he got depressed, and passed out after drinking a 1/5?

[@TymberJ]

Ferret Circus is *absolutely incredible*. But Celebrity Baby Teeth is a level of a genius we will never see again. Hopefully.

[@judylevitt4555]

@@TymberJ Celebrity baby teeth was awful, not a teeny bit funny, super boring, and unwatchable. Ferret Circus is the opposite of all that, so yeah, I disagree.

[@acubley]

@@judylevitt4555 /whoosh

[@Ivartshiva]

@@judylevitt4555 yes CBT never closed a joke, never a punch line - no thanks

[@kalei49]

seth!!! thank you for the shoutout on the cross-stitch :')) made this jackal's day, not to, like, be so effusive and positive about whatever this is. edit: thank you all for the kind comments

[@sherinameless1618]

It is a great piece of art and Jackal memorabilia. Congrats!

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Beautiful congratulations 🎊

[@sunshine3914]

It’s lovely! Now for Mac Tonight… or would that be McTonight?

[@susanp2437]

Nice work! 😊

[@maryb1618]

Beautiful work!

[@secotioid]

Peristalsis is also how things come out the wazoo.

[@zonian1966]

It's how coffee let's you know it's working.

[@sansik2113]

Thanks for the correction 😂

[@sarahs7669]

This is funny bc it’s true. 😂

[@CWMdeschepper]

I'm anti-peristalsis

[@andrewollmann304]

It’s also how things come down the esophagus…to go out the wazoo later.

[@findingpeacedailyfpd6064]

WIth that level of production value in ferret cocaine circus, how can cicada cicada not be a cinch for an Emmy. 💜

[@weirdwoman]

You mean a Tony? 😂

[@zonian1966]

JD Power award?

[@franciet99]

EGOTS FOR ALL!!!

[@johnobrien2373]

A Tony, a Noble Peace Prize, and an Employee of the Month Award or the whole thing is rigged!!

[@megapintofunchargedpickles]

He better cast Eddie Redmayne after all the emails the guy is about to get

[@MisDerangedLestrange]

I think we're watching Seth's rapid decent into madness, and I'm here for it 😂 thanks for keeping the rest of us sane

[@rikkidelaine]

I could not agree more.

[@calibby85]

It's descent, not decent

[@charlotteillustration5778]

I agree! But if it’s the only way he can cope with the next four years, then I totally understand.

[@JackalMD]

I already witnessed Seth's descent into madness during the pandemic. I'd prefer to see some fresh material.

[@johnobrien2373]

​@@JackalMDSorry, dude. No can do. Rerun president = rerun material for every American in every possible way. The country has done this before, but no one remembers because no one who remembers Grover Cleveland's second term is alive today to advise us about it.

[@unusedaccount6200]

Just here for the free therapy from Seth for the mental spiral we're all in. Keep the attractions and corrections coming!

[@TAD-LOW]

I'm with you but here is a correction...your grammar.😊

[@unusedaccount6200]

Fixed, you damn jackal 🥰 We're here to focus on Seth's screw ups!

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Hallelujah brother/sister!❤😂🎉

[@zonian1966]

I'm just trying to find my lost ferret. 😢

[@adams8763]

​@@unusedaccount6200the jackals are jackaling themselves. We've come full circle

[@DennisMoore664]

That "fake moos" pun was udderly wonderful. Cowdos to whoever actually came up with it.

[@sunshine3914]

I remember liking it… now I feel compelled to take note of all commentary names.

[@sherinameless1618]

Since I can't sleep, I went back and found it: the true author is Clarewillison. I hope Baze gets fired for fake views.

[@martinphipps2]

I stepped in a cowdo once when I was on holiday in England.

[@helenryan5217]

​@@sunshine3914 2 cow puns? You really milked that joke.

[@Ironic-Social-Phobia]

@@martinphipps2 Next time have a pat on the back.

[@tartra]

I am in love with the circus ferrets

[@somecunninglinguist]

Finally viable merch?

[@zonian1966]

What cabinet position were you offered?

[@MKPiatkowski]

Same here!

[@str8Ball1n]

I gotta have more circus ferrets!

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Me too!!! 😂

[@VideosofIan]

Best laugh of the week,. Thanks to BOTH camera operators for staying late and props to Ellen for the ferret show.

[@Robin0928]

An argument can be made that one of the reasons that "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" won so many Talk and Variety Emmys over shows like "The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert" and "Late Night with Seth Meyers" was the regular use of elaborate setpieces that puncuated the end of episodes. We can now see that Corrections is attempting the same thing, but with exactly 1 set piece of a ferret circus

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Love it! 😂❤

[@sherinameless1618]

"Corrections: the Last Week Tonight substitute that you deserve, America, ya bunch of weenies!"

[@stephen3164]

I’m here for it!

[@rabbit251]

Here's a suggestion, not sure where this came from, but since you're in NYC why not have in front of the Rockerfeller building an axe swinging contest? What could go wrong?

[@johnobrien2373]

John Oliver is jealous of the ferret circus. I'm quite sure of that! 😄

[@JackalMD]

Correction: Seth failed to acknowledge his egregious error in representing what was clearly a Tucker Carlson laugh as a Hilary Clinton laugh. The other jackals and I have met to discuss this and have agreed to continue to press this issue until it is properly addressed in Corrections (don't check though). Regards, JackalMD Sent from my Venmo

[@martinprehn9353]

I thought he was going for Tuckums too, and I'm not even a jackal. Just a member of the Proper Laugh Eminations And Sons Enterprise (or P.L.E.A.S.E. if you will). And thank you.

[@samwise6295]

Totally agree. It was idiot Tucker's laugh

[@MarcKloos]

​​@@samwise6295"Idiot Tucker" is a pleonasm.

[@samwise6295]

@@MarcKloos Fair comment and well said sir

[@kiki__21]

I was waiting for this one too

[@LiaKozatch]

All of us here in the Broadway jackals’ den appreciate your Master of Ceremonies attempt and all future Broadway connected impressions.

[@pizzazombie5209]

Yes! Bring ‘em on!

[@DavidSaulesco]

Preach!

[@Cool-Tina]

🙋🏼‍♀️ also here for it

[@CrystalDax]

The question is, what song do we want Seth to do next? In the true spirit of Jackal-ism I vote for something obscure... "Cop Song" from Urinetown would actually be quite perfect and you could change "Urinetown" to "Jackaltown"

[@AaronBrown-xy7gl]

Your Dennis Miller. No notes. Impression camp is the gift that keeps giving for you mate.

[@laurenupshawesq]

The effort that went into the ferret bit is an amazing use of an imbalance in the cost/stupidity ratio that borders on genius.

[@MarcKloos]

Divide the cost with 90.000 as that's the number of people who watched it. $1 per person?

[@rayneweber5904]

I laughed several times throughout this week's corrections. So that's nice.

[@rayneweber5904]

People ask if I'm a jackal... and I just show them my copy of The Thorn Birds I got at the thriftstore for $1.85.

[@MarcKloos]

I sleep in a human dog bed. Dunno if jackals would sleep in such a bed, but just go with it.

[@Doobydoobydoowah]

Late night monologues are the only form of news I can handle right now. They keep me in the loop while softening the blow of how awful everything is right now. Seth Meyers is my favorite, then Jimmy Kimmel, then Colbert. We don’t need to talk about Fallon…

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

💯 with you on that. I get Botox Sociopath vibes from the other Irish-American host.😳

[@rabbit251]

Mine is limited to just Meth Meyers.

[@johnobrien2373]

​@@rabbit251So, Michael Myers?

[@Sk3tchyD]

I feel like Prince John in Men in Tights: "Maybe if you tell me the bad news, in a good way, it won't seem so bad!"

[@tvtoms]

Same. Also, even if I'm awake when they air, I still prefer to watch them on YT the next day. Or in Seth's case, earlier the same night.

[@enryelle]

I love both iterations of the ferret circus. Ellen clearly has talent up and out the wazoo!

[@rikkidelaine]

All through the wazoo!

[@JamesKennedy33]

Who needs In-and-Out Burger when you have Up-and-Out Wazoo?!

[@johnobrien2373]

​@JamesKennedy33 I think at Up-And-Out-The-Wazoo, if you order a "Wild Style," you receive a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayo, a bag of Funions, a Diet Mr. Pib, and one piece of antique furniture, with a complimentary container of varnish

[@karenlepage-mindfulmaker]

@@JamesKennedy33you might even get up and put the wazoo from eating in and out burger

[@louzander]

I cannot express how much joy I got from the Ferret Brothers' Flying Circus

[@judylevitt4555]

What's he gonna follow this with? Can't possibly do a new circus every weeks.

[@rabbit251]

@@judylevitt4555 Probably fall back to celebrity baby teeth.

[@johnobrien2373]

The first one was the "Ketamine Ferret Circus," and the second one was the "Cocaine Brothers Ferret Circus."

[@Pseudowolf]

@@johnobrien2373 “Ketomine Brothers’ Flying Ferret Circus” and then “Cocaine Brothers’ Flying Ferret Circus”

[@brothajohn]

“Here’s a list of hurtful comments”. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

C’mon, Seth; we’re just jackals. If you cut us, do we not bleed? If you mock us, do we not cry? And if you make one tiny misstep while speaking, do we not jump on that like…hyenas? No, wolverines. Wait, no, it’ll come to me.

[@lb5368]

Jabberwockies? 😉🐾 No, that's not it either...

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Gremlins?!

[@rabbit251]

A duck?

[@mistermaestersirthomas9164]

@@rabbit251small rocks

[@sherinameless1618]

Elon Musks? He is known for his jumping.

[@jediping]

Omg “Are you not entertained?” got me so hard!!!

[@francesbigelow]

As a Broadway Jackal, I much appreciated the shoutout. As an Opera Jackal, I have to point out that it seems like a missed opportunity to do a Correction about Pagliacci and then not soundtrack the ferret circus with a selection from that opera. Sure, the famous aria "Vesti la giubba" might be a bit too slow and dark for what you're going for (although could be pretty funny), but that still leaves the rest of the opera to choose from. Love you, Seth!

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

Whatever

[@ghilemaer]

I grew up with opera parents so I appreciate all of this. And I'd say we need to see those ferrets singing opera but haven't those poor things been through enough already?😂

[@evankraabel5415]

I dont know anything about operas, but i feel like the pagliacci reference should have had something to do with "But sir, i AM Pagliacci", thats easily the best known pagliacci, no?

[@sherinameless1618]

I learned how to pronounce Pagliacci from "Tears of a Clown," like a regular American. 😄

[@stephen3164]

You think the Corrections’ budget has Pagliacci royalty money?! They spent the whole month’s budget on the stuffed ferrets as it was!

[@jjunture]

They kept an extra camera operator AND two grips to work the spotlights this week. Totally worth it, even if it means you have to let Scollins go.

[@sherinameless1618]

Scollins won't go without a fight. And Seth should tape that fight for his next HBO special - and then no writers would have to be let go.

[@TymberJ]

I'm torn on letting Scollins go. On the one hand, yeah, duh. On the other hand, it would make us wait so much longer to generate enough content for the next Surprise Inspection segment.

[@Ivartshiva]

I am in favor of it

[@scbret]

Correction: grips don't operate spotlights, electricians do that. (sorry.)

[@jjunture]

@@scbret If a person can’t post a correction here, where can you? I would expect nothing less!

[@piedpiper1172]

The googly eyes broke me in a way I couldn’t prepare for 😂

[@dougborntrager2418]

Gimme the googs!

[@jenniferjohnson2712]

​@dougborntrager2418 nice callback. 👏👏👏

[@tamlin3378]

The ferrets are amazing, this is truly high art.

[@roarmalf]

I just went back and watched A Closer Look on mute, no notes.

[@imnotmike]

I did too, but I still had a few corrections to make.

[@jimeewu]

Was it funnier?

[@Dompn]

i didnt like seths new haircut. short hair looks awful.

[@perkasami6305]

​@@DompnIt's not like it won't go back

[@MarcKloos]

Turn on the CC

[@Yaszemin]

I make sure to watch all the news and the closer looks just so that I won’t miss a reference in the corrections 😅 Love it all!!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

I love how totally unhinged this has become.

[@dread46]

Has beecome? More like, always was! :D

[@Ivartshiva]

It's the same

[@brothajohn]

This is exactly why I watch. Unhinged absurdity that perfectly mirrors our current reality

[@johnobrien2373]

​@@brothajohncounterpoint: FUN unhinged absurdity is glorious! Legislated unhinged absurdity TERRIFYING! There is a difference, no matter how parallel they may seem.

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

You merely adopted Corrections. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see A Closer Look until I was a man. Amber: "WHAT!" Seth: "Back in my day..." Lutz: "Leave him alone!" Amber: "...what?" Lutz: "LEAVE HIM ALONE."

[@lilpsyche6971]

This. This right here. This is a masterpiece and needs an Emmy.

[@thebratqueen]

No ferrets were harmed in this episode of Corrections. The guy carrying the box of cocaine, on the other hand, is still being treated for ferret bites.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

🎶”Jackal of the house, Doling out the snark Ready with pedantry and a captious smarm.”🎶

[@aflip2025]

This corrections is the first time I have laughed since the election. Thanks.

[@cristinaho3669]

Just when I think I can't love Corrections any more than I already do! Each week tops the previous one, thank you!

[@alias093001]

Ferret Circus ought to be a recurring feature. There's something so wholesome about it.

[@sherinameless1618]

You think pretending that fake ferrets are being drugged and exploited in a fake circus is wholesome entertainment?!? You monster! Not a Frankenstein's monster, but a Chappie's Monster!😱 🙂

[@alexstewart839]

I just don't know if the ferrets can handle going back and forth between ket and coke that often. Can we get a vet to weigh in?

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

I totally forgot the ferrets were abusing illicit substances on both these first new episodes of "The LNSM Ferret Circus." ❤😂🎉🎪

[@zonian1966]

Who will clean up their... "leavings?"

[@sherinameless1618]

​@@zonian1966 We should vote, but I already know the "winner" will be Scollins.

[@trey3905]

"tears pouring down his face" is prob my favorite line from this show.

[@judylevitt4555]

Too bad he didn't use "Sir" for a start to the message

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

Closely followed by Lady G's Meemaw.

[@ThumpahLee]

'Mom's on the blender' because her and dad are trying to mix it up

[@Tonyhouse1168]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Kenzalina_]

Spoken like a true Dad. 😂

[@enryelle]

Baze? 😂

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Beautiful! 😂

[@VideoNozoki]

If Mom and Dad really want to mix it up, instead of a blender, get on Grinder.

[@evankraabel5415]

Correction: The day of the jackal actually takes place over multiple days and should thus be called the DAYS of the jackal

[@zonian1966]

...or Thursday.

[@SenatorRobinson]

@@zonian1966Gold

[@pollykent2100]

Tell it to Eddie Redmayne.

[@andrew66862]

Correction: Seth has more acting credits on IMDB than Daniel Day Lewis. Hes not low on quantity, only quality.

[@helengournay2377]

Be nice to Seth. He has a lot to contend with.

[@JustForKicks520]

Seth Meyers is my favorite late night host because he’s the most fun and unhinged (said with total love and respect). He reminds me of my spouse and one of our best friends. He’s not even an only child, like I was for my childhood, but he has the fun energy and weirdness that makes me feel okay in life. I surround myself with people like this. And now more than ever, I appreciate how things are totally crazy but he makes it feel less ever so slightly and relatable. I don’t know how some of you are carrying on, just know that you are appreciated. Thank you.

[@mitchkent68]

It’s been a rough week. Thanks for the laughs.

[@razzledazzyl]

8:02 Niiice! Seth acknowledged my ‘Entry of the Gladiators’ comment! Happy Birthday to me! 🥳🎂🎉🎁

[@sherinameless1618]

Aw, Happy Birthday! I hope it's a great one, and that the surprise party that Bird Bane and Mac Tonight are throwing for you is a lot of fun. And congrats on getting Seth to spend upwards of $19 of his own money for permission to use that Gladiator clip.

[@lb5368]

Congratulations, jackal!! And happy bday 🥳🐾

[@e-manr.486]

Congrats fellow jackal@

[@zonian1966]

Worst porno ever.

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 and congratulations!

[@sherinameless1618]

Aw, I knew those ferrets were gonna be stars! Good job, Ellen. Good-bye, Ben - but you never should have screwed up that "Space: ya burnt!" thing.

[@nilesoien7867]

14:40 I love how the music keeps playing while Seth talks

[@NewMessage]

We better get a 'Ferret Yule Log' video this Xmas.

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

Beautiful 💡 idea! ❤

[@KaritKtana]

YES! PLEASE!!

[@atant2]

Ferret Festivus.

[@zonian1966]

​@@atant2...for the rest of us.

[@zuzupetalsnyc]

“Ferret Yule Log” feels like it might necessitate the need for at least one stunt ferret

[@CorwinEvans]

I have so much respect for Seth's repeated correct pronunciation of "peristalsis," I have struggled with it for a year, it is a stunt unto itself

[@chriswest6988]

Almost as impressive as how well he pronounced "hwee gahnay brahway jackals hinah nanigh?"

[@NewMessage]

Special thanks to Don Jr as 'Ferret # 4'.

[@judylevitt4555]

I don't even get it but it's funny

[@sherinameless1618]

@@judylevitt4555 Coke is DJTj's mood enhancer of choice. And he looks like a ferret too, so there's that.

[@dextervonwhiplash1755]

​@@sherinameless1618 please don't insult the ferrets comparing them to DJT Jr.

[@johnobrien2373]

@@NewMessage Ferrets on drugs have a higher IQ than Don, Jr. does sober. If there is such a thing as "Don, Jr. sober."

[@andr3wbrowyn]

I thought one of the ferrets was Matt Gaetz, but there's no way they'd have a predatory weasel on the show.

[@TymberJ]

Seth, you are spoiling us. We're jackals! Not only do we not deserve the joy that this episode brings, our bodies are not physically capable of surviving the wonder and merriment caused by multiple ferret circuses. Circuses? Circusii?

[@johnbowden4761]

it is actually also "up the wazoo". that's how my mom says it, and she's a 70+ yr old from the Midwest, so I believe her.

[@mysteryninja354]

Sounds like one of those regional things, like Soda vs Pop vs "call everything 'a Coke' and watch the world burn"

[@harmon20yt]

Word. It's all about context. Out the wazoo is sometimes positive but generally neutral, and up the wazoo is usually negative. Sometimes it's up/out the ying-yang instead of the wazoo. It's situational.

[@zonian1966]

And you're up the Yazoo when your river boat from New Orleans takes a right at Vicksburg.

[@hannahabbot2958]

My mom always said up the Wazoo too and she’s from Buffalo, NY

[@tooturtly]

i've never heard out the wazoo. california.

[@sherinameless1618]

My favorite thing from the Pepsi Ferret Circus is the googs. Thanks, Ellen. And thanks, Pepperidge Farm, for remembering.

[@katherineclark5668]

Starting the campaign for Seth as the emcee in Cabaret on broadway right now

[@lstapes7]

Well, Adam Lambert will be vacating the position sometime in March. Someone asked him in an interview pretty recently who he thought should be his replacement. He stopped and briefly mused, saying he wouldn’t answer yet because he wanted to give a responsible answer. So, Seth ?😂🎉

[@garrykanter5773]

Seth’s Miller is gold. Gold!

[@chrisliden716]

Why is this the highlight of my week

[@sherinameless1618]

Because you have been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

[@brewgamingworlds8419]

Seth, when the darkest times arise, you find the best thing to bring us light. Genuine laughter. Thank you!

[@huffore]

Corrections is my weekly dose of happiness. Thank you Doc Meyers for this fantastic script. Also, please have an additional Ferret 🎪 show.

[@kristinarthur2698]

I was scared of the ferrets at first, but then I saw their googly eyes and realized they weren't so spooky.

[@Borg.Dorg.]

This show is the best thing late night tv has ever produced

[@pmully4238]

Please don't stop-I love corrections. At the end of the week we need silly things to make us laugh and you deliver-thank you

[@Tomorrow_lauren]

As a Broadway fan, the parody of Eddie Redmayne's Emcee in Cabaret had me in stitches. But since you, Seth, said to Kristin Chenoweth's face on multiple occasions that you don't like musicals (see, I'm watching the show!), I was surprised to see it. 😂 Was it in a documentary? The ferret circus is a delightful bit... On a completely unrelated note, I've just remembered I need to pick up some new toys for my dogs.

[@AisuruMirai]

Why would you tell Kristin Chenoweth on multiple occasions that Seth doesn't like musicals?

[@sherinameless1618]

@@AisuruMirai Kristin needed to know the truth, even if it ended with a fist fight.

[@Tomorrow_lauren]

@@AisuruMirai ah, my grammar may have been unclear. I will update it.

[@AisuruMirai]

@@Tomorrow_lauren I can seldom resist the urge to make a joke of such syntactical errors. _Dangling modifier_ = low-hanging fruit I once saw someone commenting about Stormy Daniels, and she wrote, "As a porn star, I..." My reply was something like this: [interior classroom] Mrs. [commenter's name]: (walks up behind seated student) "I don't like the dangle of your modifier, Mark. Let me help you with that..."

[@mattrenwick7522]

Correction to a correction: saying no ferrets were harmed this episode of corrections would not imply that ferrets were harmed on a previous episode(s) of corrections. That would be like if someone saying that the fact corrections did not win an Emmy this year means that it must have won an Emmy in previous years, which would be ridiculous.

[@Omni0404]

Can you even imagine??? Seth getting an Emmy for this!

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

​@@Omni0404Yes. Yes I can.

[@ntdscherer]

This is a correct correction correction. Some corrections are just so dumb. Like the guy who thought "Ya Burnt" was about physical fire.

[@IAmFJ1]

Ouch

[@erikagray9883]

Correction: that bowl didn't sing. It rapped.

[@johncorman8715]

It can be a fine line. You could say that Fat Tony didn't sing to the Feds, he ratted.

[@deborahrochefort9794]

Both episodes (?) of the ferret circus have had me laughing so hard tears ran down my face (though I am not a big guy, strong guy...). I really appreciate the sheer, ridiculous, good-humored silliness of it all. I miss 'cicada-cicada' but the ferret circus is a joy.

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Seth i really want to explain how important this segment is, but words dont do it justice. This serves as a bastion to me that words matter, how you say them matter, and its okay to correct yourself. THANK YOU!!😊

[@cobrasys]

3:21 - Yes, my "vast nothingness of space" comment made it! It's a weird (but cool) feeling to hear Seth hear something I wrote out loud.

[@christineherrmann205]

Totally expected them to be tied to a rotating fan, but the skate was awesome too. 😂🤣

[@KingAmroth]

That ferret circus had Last Week Tonight finale vibes will all the production value of an HBO show.

[@heyjanay2490]

"the ferrets got into the cocaine" is peak keaton Beetlejuice, impression camp is still paying off!

[@theeviljames]

When maximus fights that swarm of ferrets is my favourite scene

[@anahata2009]

A group of ferrets is not a swarm. It's a fartling or a bite.

[@theeviljames]

@@anahata2009 my very own correction! Thanks

[@tartra]

FRESH SETH

[@ec6945]

When goofy, sassy Seth shows up for Corrections, those are always the best ones

[@geared4war]

Tell Chappy I said hi but more importantly you can get burnt from cold as well.

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

Remember when that kid got his tongue stuck to a lamp post? It’s true I was there.

[@sailorjupoak]

Especially how Kenny does them. He's getting a tattoo, not you.

[@jmmerk]

Well, those ferrets certainly aren't no animal flubs, but it kicks the hell out of celebrity baby teeth.

[@judylevitt4555]

Yes! But anything would kick the hell out of celebrity baby teeth. Uck to that bit.

[@sherinameless1618]

Don't kick the baby! Sorry, you just made me recall a very dated South Park bit.

[@nightsgrow6575]

I’d argue those ferrets are definitely animal flubs actually

[@KingOfAllJackals]

You best keep celebrity baby teeth out yo’ mouth!

[@KingOfAllJackals]

You best keep celebrity baby teeth out yo’ mouth!

[@nostalgiahappy4429]

BROADWAY JACKALS REPRESENT!!!

[@carolz5090]

Did I just hallucinate stuffed Ferrets zinging around a circus set? First celebrity baby teeth and now the ferrets, it’s like watching existential theater.

[@khallo151]

Going back to show someone what the original ferret circus looked like and died laughing again. No notes

[@jb888888888]

"Entry of the Gladiators" is a badass piece of music when used in its proper context, a military march. It was being used ironically when they started using it for circus/clown shows. But it's been so long now that "clowns" is the first thing people think of when hearing that song. Correction.

[@Kovacs343]

To add on to that, it's actually more apropos to use it for the circus, since gladiators were historically used for entertainment purposes. The Colosseum was really just a weirdly shaped Big Top Tent!

[@Cloud3623423423]

@@Kovacs343 Unrelated, but I wonder if a colostomy themed gladiator match would take place at a Colossteum

[@tunaformation]

8:43 the forte is really coming out

[@FredericaNanni]

Still can't watch the news, but Seth and Colbert keep me as informed as I can tolerate. And Corrections is my reward at the end of the week. Thank you, Seth.

[@TimityTwoToes]

Wow those ferrets are really well trained

[@alexandraburton3153]

Seth, I am surprised that you name the ferret circus the "brothers". Male ferrets are much harder to train than female ferrets due to their hormonal fluctuations and aggression toward each other - O.K., maybe for Ep. 120 as asleep (the ferrets, not me) but for Ep. 121, you either have exceptional ferret handling and training skills, or, much more likely, they are actually "the Sisters" - clarification/correction please! P.S. Still brilliant genius all the same - akin to the heights of Monty Python.

[@CH4NNELZERO]

I should not be laughing this hard at the cocaine ferrets. Why is this bit so funny ? I'm still laughing over the ketamine ferrers from last week.

[@Neverdie85]

The googly eyes really just makes this so perfect. The ferret circus is my new favourite thing.

[@IIMatt_DII]

You have competition for your impressions now Seth. Check out Stephen Colbert's impression of an Emu, can't tell em apart side by side. Oh, also, thanks for bringing the best circus back to town. :D

[@MrMerlinsMagic]

Ok this ferret thing is telling me that you either need another drink, or you’ve had too much already. 😂

[@FluidoftheDruids]

At 14:19 the teeth on the ferret hanging from the ring clearly aren't ferret teeth. Ferrets have a space between their incisors and their top canines that their bottom canines can rest between. Those are vampire fangs Elmers Glued onto a coked up ferret. For shame, Seth. For shame.

[@jmmerk]

It just identifies as a mongoose.

[@sherinameless1618]

They had to reuse the props from Celeb Baby Teeth; times are hard, and teeth are teeth.

[@WarriorQueenUnicorn]

​@@sherinameless1618I heard that! 😂

[@phelan_pt]

#correction 🐾 so it doesn't get missed when Seth does his Apple-F

[@darkerufo]

@@phelan_pt Open-Apple-F (there were two Apple keys)

[@estersiegler243]

Those ferrets look like something RFK jr. would pick up for dinner.

[@razzledazzyl]

8:13 In the days of ancient Rome, entertainment festivals (which included gladiator fights and chariot races) were held at the stadium known as ‘Circus Maximus’ so the use of ‘Entry of the Gladiators’ in modern circuses is not inappropriate.

[@keile513]

This is one of my favorite parts of the show! Crew laughing, jokes so dry they’re powder. 😂 Seth feel better!💐

[@johnobrien2373]

@@keile513 "Jokes so dry they're powder" is called coke. Coke is a necessary ingredient to make steel, an incredibly harmful carcinogen, and what many people in northern Indiana call "the backyard, where my kids play." It takes decades, if not centuries, to decay to the point where it's not harmful to humans.

[@rheajoshi4162]

1:50 While I understand the joke, the Jackal posted publicly in the comments, so I don’t think they’re very concerned about being called out.

[@phelan_pt]

It's different posting a comment among thousands, and having that comment focused on in the show without consent. It's actually been a complaint/concern when famous people reply/quote normal users on twitter and other social media, as it can generate a mob effect and too much negative attention. So even if it wasn't done for the joke, I'm still okay with them not naming the specific jackals.

[@axleb.2528]

I completely understand the feeling of wanting to stop watching the news. The day after the election I turned that frustration into action, signed up with my local preferred branch of government to volunteer. It was all I could do to stay sane. And that is the best I can recommend to anyone else. Just get active.

[@bec7080]

I think tattoo based bets are my new favorite hobby

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I bet you 5 tattoos we don’t make it to 2028!!

[@bec7080]

@Tonyhouse1168 someone else has to pay right now 😂

[@bluejay5045]

I just love Corrections. Tears streaming down my face.

[@bartektrame8801]

I don't care how short Corrections becomes as long as it ends with ferrets on hard drugs

[@CherieJohnsonDearth]

Best Corrections EVER! 😂🥰👍

[@lilitbrambling]

Just as funny and unhinged as the first time ❤😂

[@shelbydavis2312]

The only reason I watch the monologue/closer looks is to understand the corrections ❤️

[@ew0215]

OMG YOU QUOTED ME! 😂😂😂 Also... CORRECTION: I'm not grumpy, just shouting excitedly because I'm a recovering talented and gifted kid. 😂

[@L_M_V]

Man, you're the guy? The one who he portrayed as GRUMPY

[@L_M_V]

Over here 10:40

[@ew0215]

@@L_M_V Yes, also a woman.

[@Thomas-es4kl]

For SNL 50th I think they should bring back the shark knock knock pizza delivery

[@GLidstroem]

The flying cocaine circus made me laugh unreasonably much

[@Animaniac-vd5st]

2026: The "Cocaine Borthers Ferret Circus" movie just won every Oscar.