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[@VladLongPlus]

> Women: Titanic was so romantic > Bill: Titanic was a horror movie. all the men died. This is just hilarious. I love it.

[@Phaze-rb3mp]

I yelled at my ex-gf many moons ago for crying during some Romance movie and just ice cold watching Saving Private Ryan. She just laughed at me too. Its like lucifers soul is the puppet master of all women. lol

[@moonmarie281]

@@Phaze-rb3mp Lucifer is the bringer of light. maybe it's through chaos.. lol

[@onamattapeeya]

​@@Phaze-rb3mpthey're a bunch of nightwalkers the whole lot of them

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Love it 😅😅😅😅

[@markchavarria5187]

This dude is my therapist, life coach, motivational speaker all in one.

[@mohicanjoe2079]

Same here man....nice to have a heavy hitter out there batting for us dudes...

[@KbIPbIL0]

your dick is a motivational speaker :DDD

[@TheFloatingHouse]

Hell yeah! Same with George Carlin

[@mohicanjoe2079]

@@TheFloatingHouse woh brother lol...George Carlin is even more hard core....carland is a lagend lol

[@bryansainz2833]

On babys💯💯

[@rossburney8713]

Back in 2003 my dad told me one of the biggest lessons of my life : "you are trying to mix women and logic. You can't do that."

[@scottdavidson9963]

Wow😮 💯 Salute.

[@janusconner3710]

Your father was indeed a wise man.

[@SurfingBoulder]

....and.....always lie

[@tonydunn3652]

A very astute observation 😂😂😂

[@dakmycat3688]

Your dad must of been married Before 🤣😂🤣😂😙

[@steveam29]

“You know what makes a woman happy?” NOTHING! Kills me every time.

[@Lisa-tk7ku8dr4k]

Not true... two things make me very happy 😅😅

[@TheTriathlete]

@@Lisa-tk7ku8dr4k Let me guess...No and Thing

[@mikeyb3861]

@@Lisa-tk7ku8dr4k what would that be

[@Majorklassic]

​@@Lisa-tk7ku8dr4kwhat are those things

[@bowlingbbabe]

Something’s but only for a short time

[@TWOxTONE_773]

“Oprah’s not even a mother. How the fuck would she know?” Kills me everytime.

[@Kerrviii]

I think she was raped and had to get an abortion or had a stillborn. ☹️👎 not really his place to say this dumb stuff!

[@Martin-mp5th]

​@Ugandan Special Forces 🤣🤣Paris huh?

[@RageOfTheTiger]

I love that jab. No one's off the table ;-)

[@jasonforster9445]

Even funnier when you realize that her dad was an actual coal miner.

[@jordanharkins97]

She had a baby that died but still hilarious😭

[@ronniequerry]

“Why would you wanna sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs?” 😂

[@mandelorean6243]

The amount of times most women NEED to be taken out, restaurant's, movies etc etc. It's insane how unhappy they are unless you treat them like your own child. Can't go anywhere without em or their spite builds and builds with secret contempt for you

[@leelunk8235]

@@mandelorean6243 FACT

[@intelligentautomation4465]

$36 now in my city and $56 if you get a drink. Then there's an automatic 22% gratuity applied.

[@sohara....]

@@mandelorean6243 that's sad. I hope you find a woman who's a friend first & foremost: someone who likes you for you. And who you like, too ...

[@popwilly3080]

They love being seen, lol. Peaceful sleep is where it's at, woman go run the streets and pay for your own eggs.

[@Harvey_Mod]

"Gotta give it to the Bushes, they kept their wives in line." I died 😂😂

[@joeclayton2121]

they knew their roles besides, the bush men were oil men like JR

[@maxwellspeedwell2585]

“…like a couple of birds fightin’ over a french fry”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tubezzztube]

"You know what makes women happy? NOTHING!" Truer words have never been spoken! Thanks Bill!

[@normamiller1283]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShinkuGouki]

Women are never satisfied. All they do is complain but they won't leave. It's a pain in the ass to get rid of them.

[@simppuful]

Women got happy if their personal needs are important to their man. And he give her her privste life. Its like women always got the familys intrests in first place and dont care about her own intrestes. When they had as good luck thst time, they naturally try their luck. Even if its just charity act. Be yourself. What sbout the men,... Like i said.

[@simppuful]

No wonder. Man cant accept nehative critic.

[@simppuful]

Man cant accept negative critics.

[@autonomous8108]

That "can you believe that marriage didn't work out?" line is one of my favorite Bill Burr moments LMAO absolute savage

[@dougla82airborne]

Mans didn't hesitate either! 🤣

[@crunchynuts793]

That was the best...and he zoned in straight away on that Dyke aggressive personality 💀🤣

[@josh903x]

gotta give her credit for laughing & not getting all upset like most would lol

[@autonomous8108]

@@josh903x for real, that was great too. It made the joke that much better cuz even she couldn't help but appreciate the savagery

[@davidkattan1275]

@@autonomous8108 the dyke had a sense of humor, she surprisingly made me laugh, and then her reaction to the roast, she definitely has a good sense of humor.

[@jasonglenn957]

My dad gave me these wise words Never wake a sleeping woman because then she'll be awake.

[@Bend_Dover270]

lol true my man needs some time alone

[@blue-cs3fk]

This is how I treated my mother growing up. Cause if she woke up she'd just tell me off for being happy.

[@moonmarie281]

you're dad sounds like he didn't need to be with a woman.

[@MJBstudios665]

Smart guy. I had to learn it the hard way but once you know. Oh boy do you know

[@Mdykstra769]

Don't poke the dragon..

[@dianeclanton7116]

I am a female and I agree with everything he has said. He’s hilarious. It’s way more true than not true.

[@billlozier5551]

You agree with Bill? Honey they need to clone you.

[@brandoncooley4585]

You're about to get a lot of guys wanting to marry you honey,but much love haha

[@emptiester]

You wanna make some sandwiches and go to the park?

[@user-hw3tq6er7m]

You one of the few 😍

[@GinaSigillito]

Same. He’s absolutely spot on.

[@Emanon...]

Every society needs a man like Bill Burr to point out the absurdities in our lives.

[@Banana_Slamma]

The Greeks had diogenes The Chinese have ai weiwei The Roman's had one on every street corner. We have bill burr and Dave chappelle

[@bionicle2122]

Comedians job

[@kathrynmcelroy5658]

He really is fantastic.

[@kathrynmcelroy5658]

He is a very powerful comedian.

[@arcanewyrm6295]

​@@Banana_SlammaWe could probably stand to add to this short list the late, great George Carlin. Maybe even Samuel Clemens, way back when.

[@mj8495]

Best line ever "Women are jealous of how simple the male brain is..." 😊😂

[@americandissident9062]

It’s a good joke, and I do get it. But the idea that men are simple is exactly how women get away with psychological and emotional abuse.

[@bloodyspartan300]

@@americandissident9062 Men are complex and incredibly so, But we recognize and utilize the simplicity to make life so much more. Especially not making the same mistakes over and over and placing blame elsewhere, Simply does not cut it. It is the woe of man who are simple, simply crazy, simply emotional and simply delusional. Extremely egotistical if the man lets them, to all else around them Almost all chess players and go players are men, We like women who simply know when to shut up and speak up. when necessary.. Simply put if they add to our lives we can love and adore them, then construct something more complex, if not simply go away.

[@heliod7]

​@@americandissident9062 A "simple" brain is not necessarily a bad thing. As Leonardo Da Vinci said "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

[@MissAlive1]

I am...... I am m not kidding

[@unapologetickitty]

I felt so seen 😅

[@jackspring7709]

What Bill meant is that women are jealous of how contented a man can be without needing everything in his life to be perfect - but he delivered it in a way that wouldn't upset his wife.

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756]

Oh I never could have come to that conclusion on my own 😂

[@jonathanmagic5633]

My wife is always asking me what I'm thinking about and when I say nothing she won't believe me, but it's true a lot of the time, lol.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Why do they do that???

[@fryncyaryorvjink2140]

Even if you are thinking about something, it's something stupid, like "I wonder how hard it would be to convert my car to jet engine power..."

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@fryncyaryorvjink2140 “What if I just started living in the woods tomorrow? How long would I last?”

[@ajax29019]

I think Billy Gardell once said something like "we say nothing because what we're really thinking about is something so insanely stupid that hearing it out loud could make you're brain short circuit so we just keep it to ourselves. You're welcome."

[@stephenreeds3632]

My wife would hate to hear what I'm thinking about....luckily she has never asked that. Quite frankly, I don't think she's remotely interested.

[@MURRLENMEEZY]

Bill Burr is every middle aged man I worked with, no matter the race 😂 Those smoke breaks use to have me dying of laughter but they were so damn serious talking they shit

[@manu-tonyo9654]

Yeah Me too haha, I have great memories of some outlandish conversations, great times.

[@willknowsright9615]

Hell ya dude

[@royfr8136]

just wait.... ull see its all true

[@shawnellmcqueen268]

At 41, I just came an "old head", or someone in between, at those work smoke breaks lol. Talking shit.

[@YumYum820]

its built up frustration...they gotta vent or theyre gonna blow up

[@PushingThroughThePain]

That "most difficult job on the planet" bit really had me rolling! That's how my ex described it when she was home with the kids for the first 5 years. She got to the point where it was "just too much for her"and we switched. When she left to live with another guy 6 years later, she's telling everyone that she gave me "the EASIEST job on the planet" 🤣🤣🤣

[@PushingThroughThePain]

So, by their own admission when it's a mom, it's the Hardest job. When it's a dad, it's the easiest job. Is that like admitting that dad's are better at something???🤣🤣🤣

[@iluvpets]

double standards

[@mouche621621]

To be fair the first five years are the tought part. After that kids are basically grown ups.

[@MSRooky350z]

@@mouche621621 you clearly haven't been around kids much... yes, the waking up crying in the middle of the night part is rough. but entertaining a 6 year old is surely not easier. with the occaisonal emotional fits, aggression, crying, egotrips etc... having a verbal argument with a kid that doesn't undersrand half of what either party is saying but is still convinced that he/she is right... totally easy... you raise your kids from 5 on, before that it's mostly feeding and the first steps, all the emotional work comes after that. in addiditon to running after them, driving them around, clean loads of clothes etc. it get's easier after 10 till puperty(that's a 50/50, so where are the easy years?^^

[@mouche621621]

@@MSRooky350z That's so sad. I have kids. If your 6 year old "doesn't understand half" of what you're saying and is not able to entertain himself something is wrong. He should grab a book if bored, and you should have amazing conversations together, way more often than you end up running after him. I hope it'll get better.

[@Darrylizer1]

George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, and Bill Burr are all in my pantheon of great social commentary comedians.

[@PaulB_864]

All those you named are my personal faves too.

[@user-le2cg8hw3g]

And Patrice Oneal

[@mymuse111]

As a woman, I approve this message

[@open_ckt]

Who asked?

[@DSP_Gaming0]

​@@open_cktyou did now

[@bustamango863]

Nobody cares

[@LilXancheX]

Go away woman, where is my sandwich

[@arthurhovhannisyan3568]

@@bustamango863 every single one of US care

[@bell191991]

The reactions to the tuxedo joke at 4:35 show that he understands women. That one absolutely killed with the women in the audience 😂

[@SmashdMusic]

I don’t think a comedian besides Dave Chapelle has made me laugh so hard and so consistent as bill. 🤣🤣 absolute legends I love those guys

[@karo3529]

Patrice O'neal would

[@juliof970]

Carlin was great.

[@joemarshall4226]

@@juliof970 Bill was better than those three.

[@jackbarlow4104]

Louie CK is in Bill and Dave's league, imho.

[@chicoravelli5703]

@@juliof970 yeah, George Carlin was amazing! Nice to see a person of good taste!

[@theloniouscoltrane3778]

Never get tired of Bill Burr

[@SilverBulletOBW]

The #1 lesson I’ve learned in life is that if you aren’t putting 100% effort into raising your family - and getting joy out of it - you certainly don’t need to be putting up with any of the BS Mr Burr has perfectly illustrated. Thank you sir!

[@matthewhoward5822]

"Can you believe that marriage didn't work out?!" 🤣🤣

[@psedog]

I was looking for this comment. That bit had me dying 🤣

[@michaelsmith7425]

Yeah Kim Jung Un failed in a marriage, who would have guessed 🤣🤣

[@Tdawg93a]

I would've just said no and looked away. You don't ask me to do anything the way she did.

[@rokaine7334]

@@Tdawg93a but then you would've missed the opportunity to expose her for the fraud she is!

[@Tdawg93a]

@@rokaine7334 how would you use that opportunity?

[@SjC420]

This isn't even shitting on women, he's just telling the truth in sarcastic funny ways..

[@indianajones4794]

@low beam You good bro?

[@dzam4562]

Most comedians do the same thing its just popular these days to be part of the cancel culture.

[@tjjames9846]

@lowlypop - I think he was asking because you have left the exact same comment over and over again throughout this comment section, which make you come across as a bit odd. And the “who is asking and why are you making assumptions” comment makes you come across as extremely psychotic. Hope that clarifies things for ya.

[@wadewilson8011]

Women disagree. Anything that suits their insipid ideology of indecisiveness, and their lack of reason and accountability.

[@glynkeegan306]

@lowlypop cause ur spamming some weird shit LOL

[@zephyrr914]

Bill Burr ripping hecklers apart! One of the very best!

[@ggallichant6964]

Bills funny takes, thoughts, and ideas are based on reality. His humorous take on things can be therapy for us all to consider and contemplate. He truly is an entertaining and hilarious artist.

[@mackcummy4976]

Bill really shows how absurd society really is.

[@lucasdantas7360]

cant be more true than that, hes a real man.

[@wadewilson8011]

And Dave Chappelle.

[@clintfischer1057]

Its jokes Dude

[@mackcummy4976]

@@clintfischer1057 yes but every joke has a truth.

[@clintfischer1057]

@@mackcummy4976 yes. so lets base our understanding of society on them, shall we ?

[@harddeal6097]

This man is a national treasure and must be protected at all cost.

[@harddeal6097]

@FortyFirst Millennial protected from the feminist trying to cancel him.

[@VengefulPolititron]

too late. he married one.

[@tomatoeseed3608]

Protected from what exactly?

[@kk7420]

@@VengefulPolititron I love him more now.

[@christopherkahuku7955]

Protected from what? 🤣

[@rjcudney4794]

I know this is gonna piss some people off, but he is dead right about everything he said. For real.

[@dancindavey1515]

Can’t wait to have my wife watch this. I bet you’re right. It’s gonna piss her off.

[@Alleykatsks]

Yep

[@rodmills4071]

Truth hurts... 🤔😂😎🇦🇺👌

[@user-vh3cw7lk3e]

As a woman I find this hilarious . Bill really shows how absurd society really is..

[@carleonlouis1578]

....How Absurd WOMEN* is.....which was his point throughout this whole content. Now that was some typical woman shh ya did there 😂

[@MJ-jn8ul]

smh the guy wasn't speaking about society....but then again u had to prove him right

[@ejl1982-1]

Women are absurd...women! He sad women! Typical woman...hears what she wants...ignores the rest.

[@kaecake9575]

"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't." ~Patrice O'Neal

[@VinnieRed71]

“ I thought roofing in July as a redhead was tough” had me rolling!

[@MrJRYLANDER]

as a redhead… i approve this true and factual observation … worst job for a redhead ever

[@lordphontaroy3592]

@@MrJRYLANDER I'm not a redhead and i can tell you it fucking sucks.

[@1597B]

Could you folks break that one down for me? I don't quite understand the joke enough.

[@VinnieRed71]

@@1597B traditionally, red headed folks are pretty fair skinned and sunburn easily. As a red headed landscaper myself, I can attest to the fact that working outdoors has its challenges. But at least I can find some shade on hot sunny days. On a roof there’s no place to hide!

[@1597B]

@@VinnieRed71 Alright, now it makes sense. It's like working in an oven.

[@jaythor70]

I love it that the woman on Conan laughed hysterically at him. She didn't get butt hurt- she saw the humor. This was a great 20 minutes of hilarity.

[@user-yc5um2pl5v]

It was a woman?!

[@pluckybellhop66]

Because you'd ruin her reputation if she didn't.

[@jaythor70]

@@pluckybellhop66 I don't even know her, how could I ruin her reputation?

[@jaythor70]

@@user-yc5um2pl5v It was a tough one to determine, because she didn't look much like one, but there were clues that led me to that deduction.

[@comdrive3865]

@@pluckybellhop66spot the psycho

[@flowyourlife6139]

Right after he said "you know, what makes women happy? Nothing" I pressed that like button 😁

[@rokcieronica]

“That’s why they can’t be happy…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂I felt that

[@SamUHells]

Gotta love billy. He’s not referring to all women either just the worst of the bunch. Lowkey a lot of women have realized their hypocritical ways and I respect it fully.

[@MaztRPwn]

Well no shit it’s not all of em. Ya think people got time to say “not all of them” every time they talk about a group?

[@samogufonianrockstar7510]

@Samuel ..Not Sum-All of Them!!! Hvn said that lemme add.. Best of luck on this journey 😂😂

[@SamUHells]

@@MaztRPwn damn you’re so intelligent bro my bad I’ll do better

[@Teresia12]

He tells the truth.

[@nicoley8844]

Nah I for sure know the type of bitches Bill is talking about 😂 I had a former friend that acted like an overbearing girlfriend. If I didn’t hang out, it meant (to her) that I was mad at her. Insane.

[@rebekahcarter8120]

I'm a woman but I found myself nodding along over & over.

[@bobsegar1242]

it's gonna fuckin rust

[@alin-cosminschneider7180]

🤣🤣🤣

[@boatlover2296]

There’s hope for ya

[@LeskoBrandon2x]

Shut up

[@chiefsdad]

Make sure you give the balls some attention too

[@user-dz2wi5uo4g]

As a married man I can confirm this video is 100% accurate

[@dinklebamp]

200% accurate

[@kystars]

Bill Burr is totall hilarious, he is not only funny with the jokes he makes but also because of his style. he's one of the very best!

[@maartenkeus8627]

This man shares so much wisdom packaged in peak humor, absolutely incredible

[@warrenpuckett4203]

When I am looking for something and can't find because she has a better place to put it. I look for it for 3 minutes. Because I remember where I bought it. Eventually she will run out of good places to put it. When she asks "Can get can a have a 20 for gas?" No spent it on that thing I could not find..

[@MichelleT-so4we]

If he was covered in EVOO, he would make a great enema for an elephant.

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

Incredible all right 😅😅😅😅😅

[@kp3362]

“Any job you can do in pajama’s is not a difficult job!” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

😅😅😅😅ha ha haaaaaaa

[@jennybugsification13]

Lol, splicing old and new clips was brilliant. Shows how much he's grown as a man and a comedian. Thank you 😂

[@captainamerica9606]

OMG I never get tired of Bill’s jokes!!!

[@seel33lees]

As a Brit, Bill Burr is new to me, but I identify with almost everything he says. He´s hilarious and now my new favourite comedian after the sad passing of our own Sean Lock.

[@avgoustinospatakas7040]

Sean Lock

[@sirholmes69]

Welcome to Bill, Brit.

[@tylerolejnicak5481]

Sean "I'm on the fence about hitler" Lock 🤣🤣 I still watch as much of his content as I can.

[@AlexB_yolo]

You Brits must be really old to find Bill new. No wonder your comedians are passing.

[@aljack1979]

From a brit.. The best comedian stateside.. For sure!

[@norcaltimcaldwell3325]

“Just because you’re f*ckin the plumber doesn’t mean you know how to plumb” 😂😂

[@DailamiPuang]

Great video, there is nothing like a perfect marriage or relationship, I learnt that in everything there is always a solution, 5 years ago I and my wife divorced because we were having some difficulties in our marriage but we are back together ,it was a really bad phase but we got through it

[@GregMunro]

there is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things

[@GregMunro]

@@DailamiPuang this is helpful, I will look her up. I hope this works for me too, I really miss her.

[@taroman7100]

I DID have a perfect marriage. I was blessed. My man was an angel on earth. We clicked on every level. Couldnt get a sheet of paper between us.

[@phoenixrisin2269]

@@DailamiPuang😂

[@phoenixrisin2269]

Never take a woman back. “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”- Maya Angelou

[@onix6394]

I am a women and I approved this message!

[@jermainewashington7447]

*woman

[@expat2010]

No matter how many times I hear these routines, they never get old! Timeless humour.

[@TheEyez187]

Good comedy will always remain so! I think you'd like my comedy playlist. Whenever I re-watch it, it's just as funny as the first time I watched it! :D

[@hardlymovinson9405]

“Hey Conan, can you believe that marriage didn’t work out?” That’s probably my favorite.

[@GFSagredo]

Don't even know who that actress is, but man she seems a self-aggrandizing type... And then she burst out in the fakest laugh ever at Bill's 'joke' (actually a pretty accurate observation) to cover the humiliation of being put in her place.

[@gerrybolger7621]

Absolutely love the way his sarcasm is not offensive to women in general How many ladies are just having a laugh !

[@infiniteinspiration1628]

He is sooooo hilarious 😅😅😅😅

[@blrbrazil1718]

It's like a lot of the man bashing. We can recognise the truth in there, even if it doesn't tell the whole story.

[@CasparFloof]

I feel like he’s not even trying to be funny he’s just speaking from the heart in a humorous tone

[@kingayy9267]

4:26 Everyone who's seen _Titanic_ remembers that guy who fell and smacked the railing on his way down.

[@theghost4729]

Propeller

[@Novictus]

I laughed so hard and got so many dirty looks for it

[@G31M1]

Wasn't it the ship's propeller?

[@SnakePlisskin.]

@@G31M1 There was a couple but i think the bit hes refering to was when the ship tipps up at the back the ppl start flying down the deck

[@janesackville-faught668]

😪

[@Alex-xi2nz]

Bill is the Eminem of comedians. A heckler would have to be off their meds to mess with him.

[@ratflail215]

He does get them from time to time but he roasts them so hard they shit their pants and leave in shame.

[@billfinch800]

you should look up his Philly or Pittsburgh show. He straight up toasted the audience for his whole entire show because they heckled his opening acts

[@gb342002]

Except eminem has been trash the last decade

[@russelljohnson437]

lol dumb comparison

[@montanaplease]

Eminem does what he’s told by his handlers. Total sell out

[@vincentharding7231]

I have been waiting decades for a dude like this to come along . Everything he says is the truth . He's f__king AWESOME !!!

[@norseborg]

Conan trying to turn Bill's jokes on their head and Bill ngaf actually puts a smile on my face. 😂

[@ElizabethFrench59]

Woman here and I agree with Bill with everything he says about women!! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts 🤣🤣🤣

[@Leftyone78]

😂 your where laughing cuz he was talking about you! Hehe

[@ModernGoddess81]

I’m a woman and I find it hilarious too!

[@kk7420]

@@ModernGoddess81 because he portrays y'all in good light. isn't that right? y'all wouldn't be laughing otherwise

[@plane_guy6051]

I truly envy your boyfriend or husband because you're the type of women that normal, balanced men want.

[@wilson2455]

My sister can have the TV & radio blaring whilst reading posts on FB & talking to her friend ALL AT THE SAME TIME, but then she remembers nothing 15 minutes later..

[@darthkahn45]

"A happy man is a happy relationship, a happy woman is a miserable man" -Patrice

[@MK-zy3yd]

“Anytime you upset a woman you know you’re on the right track”

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

Truly a rare breed he was. Gone too soon

[@sarahfickes9704]

Wouldn’t it make sense for both of them be happy?

[@peterkoch3777]

@@sarahfickes9704 women are jealous when the husband is happy... to the point they snap and pull a stunt to stirr drama!🤣

[@arminxvs3372]

​@@peterkoch3777Facts!

[@kathymyers7279]

Thankyou. This is such antidote . People are actually AFRAID TO LAUGH.

[@secretasianman2531]

17:34 best moment ever. she laughs when he calls her on what she does.

[@richardgrayson3241]

Bill Burr is one of the funniest humans I've ever heard. He tells the truth from an angle most of us don't see.

[@donaldchesser157]

Don't want to acknowledge

[@alienartpop]

Have you seen the recent Red Rock special. So funny!!!

[@theortheo2401]

You could say funniest man. No women are funny lmao.

[@richardgrayson3241]

@@theortheo2401 Actually, my wife is pretty funny, especially when she's making fun of me.

[@MrTPain]

You mean most of them don't see😯

[@brandonberger89]

He’s so right about women randomly wanting to fill your free time in with a bunch of bs. I could be fixing random things in the house or doing chores and my ex wouldn’t bother me all day, it wasn’t until I was finally done and ready to relax and she’d hear the “BEEP” on the PlayStation and then all the sudden wants to bother me about something stupid like the sound of the beep lit her ears on fire or something

[@warrenmccormick8923]

Love this! If I dare take a nap one day because I'm tired from busting my ass, my wife immediately gets some idea about things I or we could do. Didn't come up hours before, but usually just as I doze off.

[@damiandavis4831]

i means its nice that they wanna do things with us and spend time but theyve got no sympathy for exhaustion. until its their own of course

[@freedomfighter8883]

😂💯

[@brandonh.6956]

Right my ex would start complaining that I wasn't spending enough time with her even after talking and listening to her for hours. I'd have my headphones on and she would be tapping my shoulder and still trying to talk to me with the volume all the way up lmao😂😂

[@persistentlypathetic6820]

​@@brandonh.6956we would ve arguing everyday. I'd tell her you are not getting every second of my free time. Get a friend or something is what I'd have said.

[@NoNo-nr2xv]

That asparagus/pesto line. I swear I have lived that scenario a few times and he is SPOT ON.

[@shirljohn5900]

I’m a woman and I’m watching this, laughing so hard, I’m. Crying !!!! 😆🤣

[@priyavassarker8070]

I wish there were more men like bill.

[@zipperpillow]

They're all like Bill, but their wives own their balls.

[@jaimhaas5170]

Woke feminism has neutered them.

[@zipperpillow]

@@jaimhaas5170 These men were raised in a world of Wonder Bread, and Lite Beer. They were lied to their whole lives, so they never knew you could possibly say, "I don't enjoy your company anymore, pack your shit and go back to your mother, you are making my life unenjoyable and it is not worth being around you anymore". Beat it.

[@kingayy9267]

@jaim haas Ew.

[@Geminisparkles]

Wow, so misogynistic jerks?

[@SultanofSpey]

I've finally found a reason to live. Thanks Bill. I'm not insane after all.

[@gb342002]

you're probably an incel though and Bill is not

[@SultanofSpey]

@@gb342002 What’s that? You can’t offend me if I don’t get the insult?

[@mikelindellspillow2609]

And the brainwashed will be considered sane.

[@DontTripChickenStrip]

@@mikelindellspillow2609 and the offended will be lie and say they aren't. Lol

[@sevensixtwobyfiftyon]

If listening to Bill Burr gets you to think: “gee, maybe I’m not crazy”, I have some bad news for you….

[@Ana-wt7xf]

I love the fact that women and men are different, otherwise it would be very boring. And then, there's two different kind of people, the nice ones and the others.

[@user-vg3dm3ml8c]

Speaking of motherhood being the most difficult job, my older sister once told me, "I wished I could have learned how to cook like you, but you know, I was too busy raising three kids.". My reply: "you mean like our mother, grandmother and aunts, plus the million of women before? What a joke.

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

This guys been on my radar since 2004. It’s great to see him rise to power

[@adangarza7332]

🍪

[@molar92]

@@adangarza7332 🤣

[@icawn]

You shut your mouth Jerry.

[@ogproduktionz]

This guy is one of the all time greats

[@brandaonb4249]

Word!

[@AgentVamp]

The "THANK YOU!" bit always has me giggling!

[@MrHotguy034]

I never realized this guy was so funny absolute legend!

[@joseyeastwood]

Bill's feminine voice is funny asf 😂

[@stevenschmidt3464]

Hilarious, I related right away when he said you can't have a day off, they will fill it. So unbelievably true

[@coreyworthingtonii9230]

You DO NOT let them dictate your days off. Full stop!

[@DavidVargas-xi8md]

Finally a man who thinks like I do I didn't know I could get paid for speaking my mind I usually just get yelled at😅

[@notnyw]

I so love this guy... brutal honesty!!

[@EliAlexanderClark]

For years I thought I was gay. Then realized I just shared Bill’s sentiments.

[@stephenorourke7005]

Effin' Funny!!

[@mikehimself3754]

Burr and Chappelle are the voices of our generation,.. Beyond the laughs is a wisdom that we all can appreciate. Most of the time they are saying things that we can no longer say ourselves, Laughable and Lamentable at the same time. Only the masters can pull it off. Robin Williams and Richard Prior could do it too.

[@Carmine_Lupertazzi]

Maybe you can't, simp boy.

[@duanewright1412]

Burr keeps reality in check. CHEERS to ALL

[@silviacarolinalangowski8442]

I love him! Great comedian, we all should be able to laugh, have humour! People we should not take everything too seriously….

[@hatchicisteverything3372]

Bill Burr is a breath of fresh air.

[@cjcurryjr]

Genius. A free mind playing with reality and saying what we all wish we'd said. Hats off to the man.

[@o3reporting490]

The "its gonna fn rust!" Had me in stitches for some reason😂

[@johan2sr]

The part with the mike stand when he said “I’m going to give my speech and you’re going to nod” 😂😂😂

[@PincheBeto_Bass]

This man has become my inner voice. I’ve watched every special, every late night show appearances, and countless of hours of his podcast. It’s a blessing to have him drop a new pod episode twice a week every week!!

[@TheGenTatsu]

“Like two birds fighting over a French fry.” Lmao.

[@planetofthegapes]

I have a female friend who's bisexual. She says women are WAY more emotional work than men.

[@ballen2518]

Just wanna flip the whole table over 😂😂😂

[@tfkvng3187]

Bill is spot on. I could sit in front of the tv, make my favorite meal, and be happy and content as hell just watching a movie while eating. It truly is a time to just shut the brain off and just CHILL.

[@ianworley8169]

And at that exact moment, she wants to tell you all about her day.

[@derelft8732]

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[@RWildekrav66]

But then they come up and ask ……What are you thinking about ! And ruin everything!

[@jamezbrian4135]

I have to say I enjoyed watching college football with my daughter as she got older. When she would complain about a bad call or cheer after a score. I loved that.

[@TheirOwnWords]

Outstanding. Just outstanding

[@stephaneauger1036]

Wife and me No friend No facebook No normal life Just a GREAT life ❤ F@&$ social life One life ! No time for bullshito Great video ❤

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

The part where he talks about women filling up your day with boring stuff is 100 percent true. I was dating a girl earlier this year, and we went shopping at Marshall's, and it was the most boring experience of my life. Never again lol

[@scoutman]

😂now ya kno..we shop alone not with females..we go,we buy,we go home...the girls make a day of this boring bullshit😂

[@LilNickySchauer413]

The titanic argument was incredibly accurate 😅😂

[@zeebest1004]

You can listen to the stories of a great comic again and again!

[@Ayurveduh]

So true😂

[@chopperking1967]

Holy F, this is GOLD!

[@raymow9683]

Most talented yet underrated comic. One of my favorites. Thank you Bill!!!

[@awill3454]

Most underrated? He sells out theaters. He’s properly rated. But then again Amy Shumer and Kevin Hart sell out arenas and Bill is twice as funny as them combined

[@raymow9683]

Exactly. So much more talented but others much less talented as you mentioned seem to get more main stream notoriety. That's fast changing though and well earned on his part.

[@Imastarman]

I saw him two summers ago at a sold out show in Queens. He was incredible. My stomache and face hurt from all the laughing, and I almost never go to comedy shows

[@ajp1282]

Heard all these bits before but STILL laugh like a crazy person when I hear them. Bill Burr is a national treasure.

[@ShadyLeo66]

Ikr!

[@gpkool1]

"Yes he does have a knife" may not be my favoirte line of Bill, but it's one I constantly think about lol

[@user-pw3tm5kl9l]

Loved the bush had their women in line 😂🎉🎉😂