DRAW MY DEADLY BITLIFE [Illustrating a Text Only Game]

[@xzirp5095]

I like to imagine an alternate universe where all her bitlife characters are friends,live together, and are pretty much one big sitcom.

[@stheticseashellz8629]

Selkie: Hey guys remember that one dude I dated? Isabella: Selkiee Selkie: Guess what I did? Isabella: Oh nooo. Selkie:I bought him a necklace! Isabella:...Oh. Was it tha- Selkie: Then I choked him with it. Isabella: Oh, Selkie! *insert Seinfeld theme.*

[@Len-is5ff]

Realitea Ayyy just y e s

[@Hello-wo4md]

They'd all be dead lol

[@bessieburnet9816]

Yes!! I'd love to watch that!!

[@symbolcest]

i love you, bravo

[@dovenwings4561]

*Selkie kills her husband and gets busted in prison for 50 years* Lavender: also her kids hate her idk why lmao

[@WishfulLPS]

First comment in 10 months and after 500 likes

[@kirrakoala]

Wishful Lps in fact first comment ever on this

[@WishfulLPS]

@@kirrakoala yes

[@randomtraveler4149]

_Well Tom,_ *_Thåt'$ thê jøkê_*

[@WishfulLPS]

epic a year now

[@jambitivity]

*Becomes crime investigator* Also Selkie: *Becomes serial killer* *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@AlpineSunshine_]

Hop this time right foot left stomp

[@imjustbored152]

Intelligence 100

[@yukichill3468]

XxEggø_SunxX I smell dexter

[@amabsis]

Cha cha real smooth *likes*

[@theapelau1842]

DO DOODOO DO DO DOODOO DO

[@theprincessofbunbuns1780]

Selkie: *murders someone* her husbands: *still in love* logical sense: adios

[@papercutcasualty8753]

literally anyone: *exists* Selkie, holding a gun: It’s free real estate

[@Comedygoldzz]

I read it when she said that [Place the wow meme]

[@TealEyesPersonal]

The Pink Panda it’ free murder

[@ganqing8946]

I liked your comment. Why? Your pfp. *Don't starveeee*

[@beee1287]

*ha.*

[@Steve-jx4ph]

Selkie: *gets into argument* Her criminal record: ah shit, here we go again

[@urmumgae5816]

I AM CRYYYYING

[@ginasoque2230]

Ha!!! Iam frist

[@ignoremelol2576]

Gina Soque stop wtf? You're not first at all...

[@princess6177]

*YES

[@Diddd4444]

- Da CookieAnimates - wtf? You’re not first at all...

[@sweetsunia]

Selkie: *annoyed with someone* The amount of people she has killed: Upgrades, people. Upgrades.

[@doopdoop4645]

Lmao

[@Edas_Tubmobile]

Person: *Breathes* Selkie: So you have chosen…death.

[@slimiestkitty]

No, not upgrades, stonks

[@pix3l331]

Her criminal record: *_it's free real estate_*

[@fr4p00]

3:21 “I decided to get cracking on this serial killer thing before this turns into a 100 baby challenge instead xD”

[@SomethingOrOther-tj6bk]

Selkie: You need three kills to become a serial killer Also Selkie: **has 3 kids that gave her insomnia** Still Selkie: **cough cough**

[@chaoticunknown7317]

I mean- *convenient much*

[@binibiningmin4914]

O d d l y c o n v e n i e n t

[@TWOFIRSTNAMES.]

*welp her children gonna be gone*

[@_itsabee_]

Wait-OH-

[@savanaho7687]

She got 6 kills *3 of them were her exes*

[@doodlefana]

*Accidentally steps on Selkie's foot* Selkie: Only one way to solve this. *gets knife*

[@fakeaccfakeacc4939]

LMAO

[@angeldust5930]

“He’s gonna kiss her killer eyes” *cha cha real smooth*

[@_snowyalbert7254]

Miss*

[@Γυναίκαστοπαράθυρο]

Noooo

[@bluepearl4624]

@๑ Hxrashi Chan ๑ *THE SELKIE-NESS INTENSIFIES*

[@angeldust5930]

@@andxr7903 this is the most likes of gotten in a KZbin comment😌

[@C4NNIBALCOS]

@@andxr7903 you literally messed up the lyrics to teh best song

[@enderboy123me]

8:39 I love the black tear under the eye detail, it's amazing. (For those who don't know and want to know, a black tear tattoo under your eye signifies that you have murdered someone, or some people, in this case)

[@ciabaileigh9624]

I managed to get 13 murders! Needless to say I um.. didn't have a lot of relatives able to attend my funeral lol

[@bittersweetti3351]

seabiscuitsss lol ive gotten 39. I recommend electrocution. It almost always works

[@DragonSpaghetti]

If you take that out of context this becomes so concerning

[@kittyvibritannia4078]

@@bittersweetti3351 thx

[@danebirbhaha7520]

Ti by no Name That method never works for me I always get killed

[@bittersweetti3351]

The danganronpa Fan oh well I’ve killed over 39 people with it :l

[@Kn1feShift]

"he's gonna miss her killer eyes" I'm sobbing

[@gaberodarte-miller6430]

I know

[@mellywilliams9307]

🤣

[@gachaevelyn2320]

Ken Renzo more like I’m gonna miss her killer hands lol 😂

[@bluemoonARMYcom]

The puns

[@sorbet_shark7332]

Ya probly not

[@salmonella8051]

"She decides not to take a pre-nup, because she doesn't leave marriages by divorcing people." *_wedding music stops_*

[@TheLemoncakee]

Red Chin-Rose Your likes. Check it 😂👌💖

[@immatureidiot3467]

_p i z z a t i m e s t o p s_

[@bladee7686]

@@jacon_bacon *raining tacos stops*

[@bluemoonARMYcom]

That got dark

[@goawayseniyah791]

1,100th like. You deserve it.

[@Juzokinnie]

Selkie: *gets away with murder and manages to escape jail* Junko: First time?

[@the_clover_star]

Wow a danganronpa comment-

[@LushKeeper]

William 30 years later: *awww shi*-

[@SharkFinsXD2]

Meanwhile William Afton:

[@Gamez_Studios_]

Enoshima?

[@Luvl12]

“The Doctors say she has insomnia but I think she just has three babies.” -LavendarTowne 2019.

[@samdoezzzstuff]

luv l12 LOL THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART

[@chloechow6891]

idk why but when I saw this I thought of kyler from tiktok saying “murter”

[@madmyth3985]

As a babysitter I can confirm it’s because she has three babies. Once I watched some toddlers for an hour so their pregnant and very tried mom could get a nap.

[@jewelichuu]

Chloe Chow tHaTs mUrTer, PeRiOd-👽👀😚😇😉😏🤩

[@immatureidiot3467]

Lavandar?

[@robynnhoud]

Person: **exists** Selkie: Ah, so you have chosen death.

[@nasrin287]

Axolotls Animated I’m the 200 like lol

[@ryobaaishi9968]

Besides her children-

[@Luna-0233]

Selkie: *ahem* hi, how are you- *stay down bi-* Person: wait- wha- ah- Ho- hold o- Selkie: welp- no

[@VEX_the_LES]

Period U-U

[@thebitevictime4243]

WAIT NO PLEASE MA'AM SHE/HE WAS JUST BORN

[@spacedog1527]

Mother kills father Her: all her children hate her now, *i can’t imagine why*

[@kylie-rg1vk]

Ya who know

[@Redokev]

Sarcasm

[@lucylinda1275]

I love her sarcasm as she said that

[@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI]

It's called _Sarcasm_

[@TheTimbs_]

*You know the rules and so do I.*

[@kokuhakuqiun4215]

“He says he will miss her killer eyes” Well played Ryan, well played 😂👍🏽

[@sentientmushroom2594]

Very smooth

[@sodaboi2154]

“The doctors say She has insomnia, but I think she just has 3 babies.” XD

[@callm3pj]

Imagine murdering someone while being a news reporter and reporting on the murders YOU committed- Edit: You’d either seem very observant or suspicious

[@colorbar.s]

I feel like people would eventually find out about her lies though right? If she investigated murders she committed

[@afkasdfFEWFHLGF]

the man wa found dead outside his house he sorta deserved tho he was a total dick

[@loganisaemotionalmess9814]

It would be very dangerous- I mean, imagine you add one detail you weren’t told then the crime is pinned on you...

[@LemonMelon-vv2bw]

I don’t need to imagine it.

[@callm3pj]

Noodle Doodle *and I oop-*

[@justanotherguy1122]

Love how by each picture, the more deranged and insane Selky looks, she starts off innocent and sweet, hen gets kinda scary, then very unsettling, than a demon basically.

[@Pixelat1on]

mhm! absolutely love that part too.

[@Silksper]

Holy hell it does. This is one of my favorite draw my bitlife videos how did I not notice

[@theprincessofbunbuns1780]

i agree

[@hdjzjwbzkfbzkdjzindh]

“Her first child is her favourite” no jokes you literally called her second one “Sh i t” in french 💀

[@eliannnna]

Nice pfp. Too bad he hasn’t come home yet :,)

[@eliannnna]

Update: he came home :D

[@DubDubDilluc]

@@eliannnna Good 4 u

[@maonyanooo]

BAHAHHAHAHA

[@Quesoquantum]

Merde?

[@cookiekitty194]

What if you did the 7 deadly sins in bitlife? What would their lives be like?

[@Novadolls]

That would be so cool

[@briezeee]

This is a great idea

[@sophia2664]

That seems really interesting!

[@laurap.2127]

Omg, this is a great idea!!

[@Lynn-kk8et]

Omg I love that anime it's amazing!

[@audrey-eb3vt]

One time in thee library at school my friend (a boy) was playing bitlife on my phone and he got pregnant. He shouted “iM pReGnAnT” in the silence of the school library.

[@ignoremelol2576]

XD oh s-

[@brentgrimes8826]

Im ded XD

[@mochicat5315]

Oof

[@Pixel3572]

I accidentally shouted "I kiLlEd My FaMiLy!"

[@LavroseRovender]

I remember saying”HECCK IM STUCK IN JAIL FOR LIFE”

[@SudoWoofie]

One time I wanted to be a “goodie two shoes”, told on somebody skipping school, and when they found out, they killed me at 12 years old XD

[@melissabeatty4006]

Omg XD

[@calliel9188]

Bro one time I fought with my Bitlife brother and this 6 year old boy found a SHOTGUN and SHOT HIS 3 YEAR OLD SISTER I was pretty salty

[@margie5404]

🤣

[@W4fflu]

Same but at 9 XD

[@veryrealdrdog]

What I love about this game is when you commit attempted murder on another student the teachers don’t care at all. When you laugh at someone doing a minor thing, you get sent to the principal’s office.

[@mistionx9496]

“She also got pregnant right away so clearly there getting along” My favorite line in this entire video

[@Ana-ro9ut]

"Unfortunately for him she does get out of prison so he'll be the 'die' part of 'ride or die'" I'M SOBBING

[@levianderson8822]

She has a goddamm plan

[@itsmekianthegreat101]

sob why

[@zombiedient]

2:00 Lavendertowne:She meets a guy at the library BitLife:A dude you met at the gym

[@kopicat9656]

Lol

[@meow-yf8ep]

Lol yeah I noticed that too

[@elisefr]

Oh I didn’t see that lol

[@Eviejupiter]

I just realised that!

[@frostbitekinleek2596]

oml I thought I wos the only one who noticed xd

[@hongvu8800]

Selkie: Insult me? *dead* Talk back to me? *dead* Divorce me? *dead* Argue with me? *dead* *etc....*

[@christmascat5463]

I wont steal her tea then-

[@k.a.t.1.2.33]

*dead*

[@Resetium]

What if I gift her tea then?

[@mikoistired18]

Breathe around her? Dead.

[@staddybot]

Be nice and respect me DEAD

[@Rafslol]

5:14 "Also all her children hate her now, I can't imagine why" - Lavander 2019

[@mochiloki]

Selkie: **names child Merde** Poor child...

[@reagan3889]

mochiloki why?

[@xachuiizk._.3132]

Mr.Stark I don’t feel so good merde means shit in french

[@reagan3889]

XachuiizK ._. damn 😂

[@pescandofish]

Moor like poop child 😔

[@youvebeenpoisoned5018]

What a crappy name 😏

[@brandonhenry6264]

I love these draw Bitlife's so much and I love your videos. Thanks for posting!!♥️

[@biohazardiv]

what are you looking at?? *UNLIKE! UN LIKEEEEEEEEE!*

[@rainchuu9704]

ALEXToons agreed

[@emoneestep]

Selkie: *kills father of her children* Children: *stuck in foster care now w/ one dead parent and the other in jail* Lavendertowne: Why do her kids hate her? Oh, the mysteries of life. 🤷‍♀️

[@beembamb]

Also the sons name means shit in french so...

[@Geoff_From_Cardiff]

Oi

[@Chinritos]

@@beembamb 😂

[@maryanamatey9667]

@@Chinritos it's true I looked in Google translate

[@waffle9659]

@@beembambLol I'm a piece of Merde. 🤣😏🙃

[@dumbstuffthatdoesntmatter8690]

Lavendertowne: *names baby Merde* Me, a french speaker: SHI-

[@blanca1.096]

Same I thought that was hilarious

[@DiamondVeena]

Lol does that mean “shit” just curios cause my sister told me earlier and it sounds familiar

[@dumbstuffthatdoesntmatter8690]

@@blanca1.096 Omg I love your username

[@dumbstuffthatdoesntmatter8690]

@@DiamondVeena Yeah it does lol

[@isabelmedina8823]

🤣👌

[@thatbtch7124]

So like, she basically named her son "merde" (french for the vulgar word used to say poop) and no one is gonna notice it

[@SkyBombNoodles]

I sorta thought so too because I know a vulgar way to say poop in Spanish (mierda) and it sorta sounds like that! 😂

[@ericcarrfan]

And it's a few letters off from Murder

[@seeingsparks]

I was gonna say the same thing XD

[@cringe3505]

I was searching for a comment like that lmao

[@Ariel_is_a_dreamer]

@@SkyBombNoodles In portuguese it's "merda". It's kinda international.

[@mistlou9967]

"So he will be the DIE part of ride or die" - LavenderTowne, 2019.

[@markkelly7613]

Hi

[@firestarr5812]

Fun fact: Selkies, in mythology, are demons that kill people by drowning them.

[@elation.e]

*Selkies

[@firestarr5812]

@@elation.e Selkies it is, then.

[@itsmekianthegreat101]

i know from reading harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrey poooper

[@itsmekianthegreat101]

whis is what selkie becomes

[@presIeyy]

@@itsmekianthegreat101 harry p-pooper?

[@alonely_corncob6316]

'she gets a major promotion which is really good cuz kids are expensive' - LavenderTowne 2019

[@varyak4698]

“The doctors say she has insomnia but I think she just has three babies.” "She decides not to take a pre-nup, because she doesn't leave marriages by divorcing people." "He's gonna miss her killer eyes" “I unfortunately wasn’t able to kill anybody...”

[@Cozmiczzz]

weenuk underrated comment

[@kauekairony990]

@@stickmic2 Come on man, they got out of their way to write the video's highlight quotes and that's how you treat them?

[@wawawawawawawawawawawawawaw]

The and Peggy of the group your username is me in a nutshell

[@varyak4698]

@@wawawawawawawawawawawawawaw haha thanks :]

[@asdfgyjhvj7881]

weenuk Woah you don't put effort into life? Ha! Why isn't that shocking to me, of course you're useless!

[@rose_budzz2273]

My friend trying to explain their OC’s *backstory* to me.. “EVERYTHING IS DEAD”

[@ignoremelol2576]

Everything... even me

[@Previouslyjeff]

Lmao yes.

[@knsleon]

Lmfao

[@cerpiper]

That's me too

[@sussy6628]

Rose_Budzz 22 666th like 🤯

[@minty_berry4656]

* is a killer * * gets a job as a crime sense investigator * *UNO REVERSE CARD*

[@faithkennedyryan6695]

It's scene

[@ZackeryCochran]

Is this Dexter?

[@via7002]

ThunderDrummer omg i thought the same

[@itsokay1320]

Minty_Berry it reminded me a lot of Dexter

[@katieoneil8397]

lol

[@chipfry1550]

“I’m gonna miss your killer eyes” *”Dude, what part of me isn’t killer? I am a straight up Serial Killer!”*

[@beanboi314]

I love how she always giggles when she says bleblebleble’s name it’s so cute

[@autumn156]

Millie I see what you did there

[@Rambiz]

Millie xD

[@HanakoKun-ch5hj]

@Millie blebleble

[@cherrisorbet3137]

"Changing names is a great thing to do when you are on the run" ...how would you know that...?

[@skinnylips7293]

*basic logic* 😂😂😂

[@tinyboichris]

I mean its I bit obvious lol

[@ok-ov2gg]

Rosie Ellis common sense

[@ratboy2]

DUN DUN DUN

[@ignoremelol2576]

Common sense

[@ace-4634]

“She decides not to take a prenup because she doesn’t leave marriages by divorcing people.” Are you saying she kills them?

[@nebwhah5100]

GRELL

[@clunkyinc.5156]

No, she black widows them.

[@Mushr00mG0ddess]

Yes, that is just about what happens. I mean… they…. Disappear. Yeah. 😂

[@WhimsyKu]

I remember seeing this and loving this series so much, just a lot of nostalgia in general seeing this videos

[@YourLocalFurry6969]

Me: Bitlife: your two year old sister hit you with a car

[@corbinfall]

My brothers 5 year old sister chainsawed his arm off in the game over a teddy bear.

[@raelynmortellaro4165]

in bitlife i argued with my 2 year old sister and she exploded me with a grenade and i died, I'm still wondering why my mom and dad in bitlife didn't care

[@YourLocalFurry6969]

Lol

[@Aychey]

Something that really did happen is that i died at the age of 8 in bitlife from a bully in ELEMENTRY SCHOOL

[@yuuhemi]

My 6 year old sister shot me in the head once lmao

[@elierickson298]

I love how you made her a villain that, while she had redeeming qualities, she still failed to live up to them. The way Selkie lived was akin to that of a sociopath- and I mean the clinical definition of a sociopath, not the definition of one that we commonly hear in the media(that is more befitting of a clinical psychopath- though that's another matter). Sociopaths have, above all else, impaired empathy from, at the absolute least, a cognitive standpoint. They can establish bonds and feel compassion for others, but they have a harder time associating with even those they care for- the people they care for and the norms of society have less of a bearing on their actions and decisions. In regards to her character, this is best exemplified in her genuine love towards her cat, her sister, and even her daughters, with her even suffering depression when one of the lattermost died. This brings me to my second part on the matter of sociopathy- a lot of true sociopaths are overly-emotional and impulsive at best, and reckless and violent at worst. They let revenge and snap-judgement mindsets cloud their thought process, which leads to consequences in due time. In Selkie, this is best exemplified by her lack of responsibility for herself and her criminal behavior, as well as her fickle mindset- in her life, she only killed due to stress or out of a sense of immature vindication, found herself forced to escape prison more than once, and had three husbands- two of them dying at her hand. Overall, I wanted to praise you for making Selkie more than just a psychotic murderer, at least from a narrative standpoint. You didn't make her purely evil; you still gave her something recognizably human in her mindset and even her behavior, even if it failed to change her for the better.

[@poko1439]

holy hell this is i n t e n s e

[@novideo10kchallenge5]

You either study psychology,are a detective,are a murderer or watch criminal minds

[@elierickson298]

@@novideo10kchallenge5 Mainly the first one, to be honest.

[@velvetkisszs1516]

Nice essay

[@dottysketches]

Oh my wow

[@ICanDraw-dp6qn]

*sneezes next to selkie* 'Oh crap...' *next morning on the news* A teenaged boy has been found dead by obvious cases of a drive by (The drive by seems to be her secret move, does anyone else agree?)

[@BulbaMike_Plays]

Yep

[@akikocheyennesantos9565]

Selkie is an assasin, or a professional killer, obviously she would use that method, it’s the easiest way, and if you don’t have good enough aim, you are already in a car, so you can simply run them over, and you can frame someone else by selling your car to someone else before going on the news, basic logic.

[@heartsfromtokki]

Akiko Cheyenne Santos This is scarily specific. 😳

[@Anna-kj3np]

Akiko Cheyenne Santos The fact that that’s obvious to you scares me

[@holczy0]

You can commit so many murders that you get sentenced for billions of years and the lawyers will literally give you infinite money and get you out of prison totally legally

[@zaxipac7045]

Selkie: **kills people cutely** Also Selkie: MAN WHY DIDN'T MY KIDS COME TO MY FUNERA-

[@natalua1277]

Someone in the army next! They put in new mini-games for that one too. And it’d be fun to draw

[@Erdbeerjoghurtmitkeks]

No one : Absolutely no one : Selkie: lets become a crime investigator so i can hide my evidence when i kill literally everybody

[@matthewjenks5615]

𝔛𝔡

[@smoldino6451]

I can'tt be the only person who noticed this: "I was the result of a Netflix and chill"

[@letsdrawtogether4885]

Y e s

[@-sweetdreams-8045]

Lol I noticed that

[@bloopchild3268]

“Unfortunately I wasn’t able to kill anybody the last time-“ ... wEll dANg-

[@youareoneant]

@Sussy Baka "well" (pulls out knife) "it's been fun, but i'm just gonna get rid of you, bye forever"

[@capybara2244]

Its been fun but now ive got to go-

[@idiot345]

figure out what i said before the edits and you get a gold star

[@mr.serpent8533]

Inhumane QwQ a selkie is a mythical water horse who charms people to get on his back. If they do he runs with them on her back into the water to drown them. It still is an ironic name

[@rhirhisingsanddraws4982]

Mr. Serpent: actually that’s a Kelpie. Selkies turn into seals lol

[@tallypaw]

OMG like that girl from magic tree house?

[@ClareParkinson]

As far as i know, selkies are seals that can take off their skin and turn into humans.

[@DoubleBoost23]

Seals like water Selkie lived in a houseboat COINCIDENCE?! Eh,probably.

[@aefloriian]

I love your artstyle so much! It's really cute. I've tried drawing in it just to try it out and it was really hard for me. :) Love you!

[@jacubcas8412]

Psychology graduate, crime investigation, murder spree PARKOUR

[@kopicat9656]

That's what she said 😏

[@maccychee3858]

@@kopicat9656 I don't get is parkour isn't sexy

[@camfarenheit71]

Lavender..sweetie, I’m gonna need another one of these videos asap.

[@vixan8582]

Both her lovers where names Ryan xD Edit:her first two actually

[@mandyteagachaedits6367]

ArielMaddieBlue 17 her first was Rian her second was Ryan

[@tinyboichris]

@@mandyteagachaedits6367 eh, close enough 😂

[@adriancooke8115]

did you just name the baby "merde" you know that means "shit" in french right

[@jackofhearts5542]

Not everybody is french

[@adriancooke8115]

@@jackofhearts5542 Lolol I know I just love the idea of someone having to go through life with the name "merde"

[@idkidrc6541]

adrian cooke I’m pretty sure she knows merde means shit, no need to assume otherwise

[@shimmerxoxo_]

Poor poor child

[@astr9kat]

🔫 Jahajahahahajajaj8iqissisjksskjeisjswiiws

[@user-qy5fi9uf7j]

*yayyy another episode of draw my bitlife*

[@that_one_hamilfan2698]

Lavender: "Last time, I was unable to kill anybody because my character was so dumb" Me: *visible concern*

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

Me: Yay, this character's from where I'm from! Me: *sees video title* Me: ... uh... yay?

[@sillychuu]

Actually same for me but I was like *YAYYYYY!!!!*

[@pinkypie1781]

Was thinking the same think XD

[@laurentiare]

I was like wait...am I supposed to be offended?

[@margauxfirmenich3287]

Whoever here can speak French must have been laughing there head off when she named her child merde.

[@Miithekid]

Yas 😂

[@misamagica]

Me

[@elation.e]

I laughed my head off when I read the comments Shit.

[@idontcare6629]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@projektred8335]

i wonder if there's a bitlife with a supernatural/fantasy twist.

[@eraldocoil2719]

My name is Liam, I like my name, and when I hear someone on KZbin say it, it makes me so happy, it's one of the few things that make me genuinely smile, so thank you!

[@elation.e]

Whaaa You *like* your name?! I’ve never met anyone in the world who’s actually liked their name… That’s pretty cool 😟

[@eraldocoil2719]

@@elation.e Ikr, no one I know actually likes their name.

[@elation.e]

@@eraldocoil2719 same

[@pyroplasm7098]

BitLife: You met a guy at the gym. Haley: She met a guy at the library. Me: *_spits out red bull_*

[@nininyoko13]

Yeah, also: Bitlife: You gave birth to a baby GIRL, what do you name her? Her: Well, let's name her after my dead cat Max!

[@arthurmorgan9116]

Lavender your pretty good at writing stories from bitlife

[@willowwisp2981]

@@nininyoko13 Max is a gender neutral name. Not that I'm sure Selkie would care.

[@obiestover5084]

@@willowwisp2981 I think it was more the fact that the child was named after a dead cat than the gender on the name...

[@zaybeol]

@Obie Stover then why would they put girl on caps lock?

[@crystaljade6376]

LavenderTown: I have faith in Selkie She will be a serial killer When she said that I got creeped out

[@yeehaw8079]

“I unfortunately wasn’t able to kill anybody...” *FBI wants to: know your location*

[@eleanorstears2848]

"also all her kids hate her.. i dont know why" **kills father figure**

[@violetchan9607]

There’s a new prison update on BitLife so I think you should try to get caught to see the update

[@sadsaucy3778]

Yes! Another BitLife video! Love these. Keep up the amazing work!

[@snea_Zel]

Aw, I love Liam! I find it really funny cause I have an Oc named Merci, who’s married to someone named Liam, and they have a friend named Ryan..

[@gracechilders8747]

ZelTheWeavile my ex irl’s name is Ryan...

[@damianismwayne]

@@gracechilders8747 doxxing

[@ashlol24]

Thank you Lavender Towne! Your videos have inspired me to get into art and overall, they make me very happy. Keep doing what you are doing. Love ya!💖

[@rolanslide8509]

Angelina: Who are you? Selkie: I'm you, but stronger

[@Nejdetärbratack]

"Max will be her favorite daughter" Me: Wait thats illegal

[@totoswr]

" I was unfortunatly unable to kill anyone." whaaaaaaaa

[@isabellaweiss5397]

I've been going downhill in art skills so I watch lavendertowne. I've been getting better. Like, AMAZING!! Thanks you so much lavendertowne

[@fhhdbsbshshbsfhhdhdbsbbd1685]

Never knew *Bitlife* sounds fun :D lemme download it and youve got a new subscriber btw :)

[@Niyuzah]

Who ever is reading this comment have an amazing rest of da day!💖

[@grimstrawberry4737]

Tank u

[@ClownCarCore]

You too!!!

[@BlackTigersoul]

Thanks. But its 2:30 am here. So what does the rest of the day count? Until I sleep or until the day is over 🤔

[@alive03330]

Finnjan-Sama just don’t think about it too muxh

[@Niyuzah]

@@BlackTigersoul yeah but I didn't think bout it though 😅

[@charlieshaw850]

I love this Bitlife series, it’s a cool app on its own but adding such awesome art makes these videos incredibly entertaining!

[@impockets]

i’ve been cheesing the game by whenever i kill someone if the cops show up i just close out the game entirely and reboot it and it acts as if it never happened, you have to do it before you finish the arresting pop up though, or the game saves it

[@elation.e]

Smartie

[@FelicianoCookie]

I am so happy you released a new Draw My Bitlife, I love this series so much♡

[@pyroknight7779]

This is the best story ever I’ll love to see a animation version

[@Ame-fy6vr]

3:12 I like how there baby's name is merde and in french that translates to the word shit, sooo they named their kid, Shit O'Hara

[@roofogato]

i thought i was the only ine that noticed that lol

[@GoofyChild33]

Selkie: **About ti kill husband because of too many kids** Every woman ever: **BIRTH CONTROL**

[@Sunny-xu7vh]

How does LavenderTowne Not have 1 million subs yet?!! She's amazing!!

[@user-mw2zv1ru9k]

ikr

[@hm_qo9]

Here three years later and she has a million subs!!

[@ghost_animates7926]

You: text only game The emojis: *excuse me?*

[@LocalZaddy]

Selkie: *I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind*

[@astr9kat]

*i kill all the ppl that make pregnant haha ya*

[@Tr0lliPop]

"Her doctors say she has insomnia but I just think she has three babies" That line is Gold

[@salt8044]

I was waiting for someone to do this xD There's a whole series of this 0_0

[@Chinritos]

I'm in love with the art style

[@like144aj3]

You should continue your creepydrawsta series!! Also i love your videos 😍

[@luckyrobin]

I feel like writing this from Max’s POV would be interesting

[@67worms43]

"Selkie O'riley" Me: *O O O* *O RILEEEEEY*

[@projectshadowz]

*AUTO PARTS*

[@gracechilders8747]

O-O-O-O RILEEEEEEEEY’S AUTO PARTS ow

[@AresGarcia-wg8on]

OW

[@bell44444]

Lavender towne, I want you to know how much I love you and your art You helped me do art, find my style and start my comic. please never stop uploading, you help everyone P.S the art is amazing haley!!!!!

[@borealis6364]

" drawing my deadly bitlife character " KZbin: bitlife commercial

[@geistlp2023]

Wow this, even though it was a murder story, was so beautiful. You're voice the way you draw and obviously the story just matched perfectly ✌🏾