Lawyer Realises She's Going To Jail

[@ADadSupreme]

49 yr-old attorney. Eating in restaurants without paying. Stripping naked in bars. Welcome to Florida.

[@zebokonjobrown8491]

😂

[@SumthanSweet]

😂

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

Come on vacation. Leave on probation lol. Blah FL.

[@TaMboL.VicToRy2911]

😂

[@Jules_73]

She should get appointed to a federal judge position by Trump. She’s the perfect MAGA candidate

[@pbase36]

"I'm on potassium for the rest of my life" "Why" "It balances out the alcohol." Goddamn. This is brutal. They should have sold tickets to this roast.

[@ruksyo7904]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@armynurseshark]

IKR!!😂😂😂😂

[@ElOhEl1001]

😂😂😂 That fact that the cop checked her purse and said it’s a fake. There’s no tag/number

[@Hunnie_B]

🤭

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

Sassy Officer Nick vibes

[@KeithSergent-s1d]

Protect and serve or escalate and arrest?

[@BushidoNinja]

​@@KeithSergent-s1dthis officer was escalate and arrest.

[@Bubbies-777]

Lmao! lmao! lol lol lol!! Omg effing hilarious 😆😂😂🤣🤣

[@heroblue2]

"Last time I checked, my cruiser doesn't say taxi cab or ambulance." Hilarious 😂 😂

[@streetpunkstar]

This cop is funny. I want to have a beer with him.

[@Teddy31976]

Actually, recently I had to hand in some paperwork at our police department and the nice officer gave me a ride home because it was raining. Keep in mind I'm not a drunken, crazy woman 😊

[@artvandelay5749]

Its a a taxpayer funded vehicle. It's a taxis if i say it's a taxi.

[@ganjahtron]

this cop is tired of peoples shit lol.

[@tatianaflores1926]

He may need to say or a ATM!

[@stormykaiser6954]

Amazing so many people calling the Cop annoying. I think he's hilarious.

[@ktystarc]

frll

[@cnhamilton1982]

He is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@jujujupiter]

A person could be hilarious AND annoying.

[@gabos7892]

imagine getting a court appointed lawyer and this lady walks in...

[@phk6902]

😱

[@melissagray8138]

Oh my gosh, I know! I’d be like I think I’m just going to take a chance and represent myself!

[@terrenceinthehand3122]

Well I’m going to jail today boys🤪

[@laylawalker8897]

Many public defenders are nutty like her and look messy like her!!!

[@OhCeCelia]

She'll walk in naked 😂

[@Gangai263]

First officer is a troll 😂😂😂 I love it !

[@lucidreams421]

Dude had me wheezing! 😂

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

He clearly missed the de-escalation training 😂

[@thevalexe5934]

He was obviously trying to get her worked up to get a reaction and make it easier to arrest. It's actually very unprofessional and should not be condoned of an officer. With that said, I did chuckle.

[@Alboalt]

"You're stressed out" *cop pulls out current receipts*

[@jamesboyle7163]

And wrong about the # of counties in FL. There are 67.

[@Jerrysmithsmyname]

This cop is so over the "entitled" people. His wit and sarcasm is beyond! Love it! "Smurf or avatar"...I just can't!!!😂😂😂

[@jasminehunter2169]

🤣🤣

[@Lore3440]

Blue baby syndrome is a condition & it can lead to cerebral palsy & epilepsy amongst other things later on. Given this cops demeanor he probably knows what it is & is taking the opportunity to make fun of her. This cop is goating her into giving him a reason to be even more of a pr*ck, truthfully he's a little high on himself.

[@BushidoNinja]

If he is over it, he doesn't belong as a police officer. His wit is shit lmao he doesn't even know how many counties are in Florida. He was actively escalating the situation. He lacks the intelligence or mental fortitude to properly serve.

[@BushidoNinja]

​@@Lore3440yea he is an arrogant punk.

[@BushidoNinja]

Ya he is so over it, he escalated the situation and made a fool of himself.

[@edwindrood-s3k]

She looks more like a grifter to me than an attorney.

[@Delicate_Disaster]

That was the whole point of her experiment!!! 😂

[@Limerick502]

GRIFTER indeed.

[@papal-mace-bearer]

"She stripped naked in a bar...but this wasnt her first rodeo." This sent me

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

Sure had my attention 😁

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

@@papal-mace-bearer condolences to the previous bull's she's ridden 👀

[@IdahoFatTireBikeFun]

At least she doesn't need a phone call to call her lawyer.

[@christinaoh7022]

She got disbarred for stealing from her client. She was already suspended when the whole crazy-naked-at-the-bar happened. If anyone could steal from themselves, I believe it would look like her.🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Whodunnit-h1k]

That made me laugh...

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

Lol 🤣

[@Armistead_MacSkye]

​@christinaoh7022 What was that all about? Was she practicing Estate law, or acting as an Estate Administrator?

[@mattgrennon7560]

Showing her his heart rate "I'm not stressed mama 67 is pretty good." 😂😂😂

[@rogerborg]

It's impressive that he's standing up and talking with a diastolic of 42. (By which I mean he's lying, or it's reading wrong)

[@dlpacres4718]

​@@rogerborgIf he's a runner or does a lot of aerobic type exercise, swimming, etc. he could have bp that low. His body is used to it and so that's why he's not dizzy/falling out.

[@Grace1957-]

@@rogerborg That got my attention too.

[@Limerick502]

That cop is a clown.

[@Grace1957-]

@@Limerick502 In a good way.

[@davidvonslingshot]

officer's heartrate in the 60s dealing with that donkey is far more impressive than most understand! well done officer!

[@infin8ee]

Better than mine just watching this 😂

[@rogerborg]

His technowatch is lying more than a Road Pirate: he wouldn't be standing up with a diastolic blood pressure of 42.

[@Nitodvd]

@@rogerborg I trust the watch not you fake doctor

[@LoylaDemiseem]

@@rogerborgright? At the very least you’d expect altered mental status

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

@@Nitodvd trust science. He's right, with that BP he wouldn't be standing

[@richdiana3663]

A cop's worst nightmare, a drunken lawwyer.

[@Buddy869-z9x]

Conversely, this drunk lawyer’s worst nightmare is encountering a cop who can out-talk her. She wasn’t prepared for that 😂

[@speedyd8150]

"I don't believe in social media, it's nonsense". Me too buddy, me too.

[@BushidoNinja]

As you comment on a KZbin video lmao.

[@monicadombrowski3611]

Officer, you’re having too much fun to arrest her😝

[@elizabethd8147]

He just got better and better!!! Hands down the best and funniest cop I've seen in quite awhile! He cracked me up throughout this entire interaction!!! 😂😂😂

[@kahnatohru1906]

i was a blue baby its not a disability jesus when did everyone start claiming they are disabled?

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

I k r!!! My only niece, was born the same way because her umbilical cord was around her neck ..she's a PhD lol. It's not a disability. She's mentally ill

[@auntlizzy1308]

So was my first born daughter. I will have to let her know that gives her special rights… 😂

[@Grace1957-]

Wait, I was a blue baby also, I want to play too!

[@hexnea]

Making up excuses to pity them is what addicts use to avoid responsibility and take attention from current mistakes

[@theroxygirl731]

That's not a Coach purse, it's a pencil case.

[@mskinetik]

49? She looks 59.

[@bigboycombo6342]

wow, Im 4 years older and look 20 years younger than her.

[@101curlywurly]

79

[@mv-id2uj]

That's what being an attorney for universal law in 67 counties will do to ya!

[@Tattedlady60]

Drinking ages you

[@almaconnor9171]

@@Tattedlady60yep, and then it kills you.evil stuff.

[@gordanagrizzanti6370]

That's the weirdest Lawyer i saw in my entire life !!

[@snow3017]

keeping in mind that a LOT of politicians are lawyers, do you still stand by that statement :D

[@101curlywurly]

@@snow3017 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gordanagrizzanti6370]

@snow3017 yup

[@BushidoNinja]

4:16 being born blue is common, its a lack of oxygen, and usually it doesnt cause lifelong issues.

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

Him calling out her fake purse is so Sassy Officer Nick vibes 😂🎉

[@hiho8084]

This first officer is SPICY and quick on his feet. I like it! He's really holding her feet to the fire. Drunks/Drugged up people come in all shapes, sizes, and occupations, and they are all disgusting when they cause trouble, and put others in danger. It all makes sense now...Universal Lawyer....aura... brushing her teeth so people know that she knows what people are going through..... Cuckoo!

[@BushidoNinja]

You like officers acting like a punk teen? I hope you get to deal with an officer like that and get a taste of what you think is acceptable behavior from a law enforcement officers. He lacks the ability to control himself is what I see. Bickering with a drunk woman.

[@shelbyz1974]

Cop is on the comedy circuit on his days off.😂

[@av8tore71]

Attorneys take an oath and within that oath you need to conduct yourself a certain way. She lost all that and should be disbarred

[@BushidoNinja]

Cops also take an oath and need to conduct themselves in a certain way, tho I don't believe this officer needs to be fired, he definitely needs to be investigated, and retrained. He was acting like a punk teen bickering with someone, actively escalating things.

[@NormalPersonCommenting]

@@BushidoNinja how about no?

[@NormalPersonCommenting]

I'd bet money she's never even attempted the bar exam.

[@a_83567]

⁠@@NormalPersonCommenting 1:19 maybe don’t bet your money because she literally showed the officer her bar card… Meaning not only did she attempt but she passed. I assume she was a better behaved person back then because she made it past the character and fitness part.

[@cnhamilton1982]

@@BushidoNinjaoh boo hoo…someone got their feelings hurt 😂

[@brazendesigns]

„So you’re a Smurf, or an Avatar?“ 😂😂😂 My man didn’t miss a beat.

[@DonnellOkafor-r2d]

@@brazendesigns wasn't that funny

[@JamesLibrary]

She's a liquor snurf!

[@brazendesigns]

@ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@LivyMorgan]

There are 67 counties in Florida. And possibly 1 lawyer who strips for liquor.

[@lisamariejg641]

The cop is cracking me up! Showing his heart rate, checking the Coach bag 😂

[@XxMidnightToker420xX]

"Do you know why your naked dear" Yeah i know why because ice cold beers are only 2.50 at that joint 😂

[@dominez702]

My first thought 😂 damn prices on beer aren't too bad

[@alexdouglass7162]

Well, she’s not an attorney now-she was disbarred in November ‘23, for defrauding a client of $25,000, with these two arrests as contributing factors to the disbarment. I suppose this leaves more time for her hobbies, stumbling around, slurring her words, and stripping.

[@EverybodyEditsHacks]

LOL! great update

[@hexnea]

Thank you for sharing info

[@scootermagee6680]

LOL…It’s actually 67 counties in Florida. 😂😂😂

[@thcluky5547]

Yet only 26 words on the alphabet. And people say it just a coincidence. Yeah right.

[@info_fox]

yep, i googled it too

[@adamb89]

One county..two county..sixty-seven counties! AH AH AH!

[@Antonio-ys5zd]

To be fair they don't have to know how many counties there are in the state.

[@SRDXXF]

So

[@UncleRayRayGarageEmporium]

Kelly left a snail trail as she got dragged out of the squad

[@sshms414]

🤢

[@HannadayFLO]

I doubt it very much - all dried up as she's about 65

[@meio_feio]

Either his monitor is wildly inaccurate (most likely) or the cop needs to see a doctor about that low blood pressure

[@HannadayFLO]

It's def too low

[@moose3615]

The cop saying he doesn’t believe in social media like it’s Santa, then analyzing her fake purse, asking if she has a mental illness, not knowing how many counties Florida has and still correcting her, having a watch showing his blood pressure and heart beat, is this person real?

[@2200Stinger]

Lol. I had to look it up and it is exactly 67 counties.

[@jacquelynn2051]

He is unfortunately real and so is she but quite frankly I’m not surprised that people go nuts in this nutty world

[@KNR90]

Most of the shit on social media is fake, so it makes sense to not trust anything they show you. The fake purse is a good indication she might be lying about who she is. Not knowing how many counties isn't a problem. Lots of smart watches show that info, especially those marketed for fitness. Are you fucking real? Or just your first day on earth?

[@rogerborg]

It's showing _a_ blood pressure and heartbeat, but with a diastolic of 42 he wouldn't be standing and playing Road Pirate ego games.

[@muccmaster]

He's kinda funny, but I feel like he's a potential liability if he doesn't be more professional. I can see him saying or doing something stupid in the future and getting himself fired and the department sued.

[@bigGaza1]

Cop has low blood pressure.

[@adamb89]

Florida Cop doesn't know that Florida does in fact have 67 counties. Florida Cop doesn't realize that children continue to age long after a photograph was taken.

[@rogerborg]

Cop wouldn't be standing up with that diastolic. He's lying, or his device is.

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

​@@adamb89he also doesn't know that with the blood pressure he read out he shouldn't even be standing 😂

[@HannadayFLO]

For sure. My mum has low and she feels faint and dizzy which can lead to disorientation. That's a medical emergency - his reading.

[@PearlRubyJasper]

He's not annoying he's trying to talk with her. She's evading the questions she works from home. What kind of attorney doesn't go to court or have an office he work from home she's an alcoholic obviously but allegedly and then she likes to eat and skip. She belongs in jail.

[@Pasta-Tony]

I love the ridicule from this cop. He's on the ball.

[@HannadayFLO]

That's not his job though. If he likes that he should be on a stage.

[@cnhamilton1982]

@@HannadayFLOoh get over it 🙄

[@naomifinch169]

Hahah that first cop was class 😂😂😂

[@daviderickennedy2194]

Nurse here: A systolic blood pressure of 42 is considered extremely low and is classified as a medical emergency. Also, there is no device that will take your blood pressure that fast!

[@cduncan3713]

I had a friend that was a career counselor, 75% of her clients were attorneys wanting to find something else to do.

[@S63jah]

The first cop is really trolling her😂😂😂😂

[@adamb89]

Just because someone is a lawyer doesn't mean that A: they actually know the law, or B: that they're even practicing. One of my friends has her juris doctorate, spent about 6 months as corporate counsel, and then realized she absolutely hated being a lawyer. Now she works at a freakin Hallmark store selling gift cards. Minimum wage. Yet she's still technically a lawyer. She passed the bar and everything.

[@physetermacrocephalus2209]

What a waste of all those resources and time spent on her. Plenty of us have been working retail for years instead of getting the opportunity to go to school thanks to people like her

[@KNR90]

Corporate law I've heard is one of the most miserable fields. What a fucking waste, to do all that then give up after 6 months. Sounds like they aren't the brightest bulb, probably for the best they aren't practicing

[@lonnievarner8021]

this woman didnt pass this bar, she sat in it & got buzzed. can u imagine sitting next to her?!

[@flora80124]

I had an HR director who was a licensed attorney. He went to a highly respected law school, but he didn't like practicing. He said he was much happier in HR.😂

[@antcathycraig4303]

I became a housewife.

[@reddoorwoman]

That first officer was brilliant. He had a rebuttal for everything. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence,” wrote that connoisseur of wit, Oscar Wilde.

[@claudiathorstensen2024]

I thought puns were the lowest form of wit (and my favorite form).

[@Lunar-AnViFox]

That officer... gold, he is hillarious

[@Delicate_Disaster]

Hold on. She's allergic to Narcan, but she doesn't do opioids? How would you know if you're allergic to narcan unless you overdosed and they had to administer narcan?

[@RolandCollides]

Cop seems like a good dude with a lot of wit.

[@Cyberdactyl]

Sounds like enough to get disbarred.

[@nameisntdave3275]

A quick google search reveals there are 67 counties in Florida. 1 point for the drunk lady

[@bluethunder5694]

That cop is a piece of work, and by the way there are 67 counties in Florida,

[@adamb89]

"My son is 29." "He doesn't look 29." Someone needs to explain to that cop that photographs don't age, while people do.

[@Al_ucard]

He’s giving what he’s getting 🤷‍♂️ sure, a little unprofessional. But given who he’s dealing with, it only added to the laughter fuel. She’s the real piece of work, unless you forgot why the police were even there to begin with 😂😂

[@bluethunder5694]

@Al_ucard if you think that's how police should act , I will pray for you. She was drunk what was his excuse?

[@xxxxxxxxxxxxxc-r3x]

@@bluethunder5694but you’re ok with the drunk, pos lawyer stealing🤦‍♀️🙄

[@Al_ucard]

@@bluethunder5694 thinking “drunk” is an excuse for anything…….I pray for you

[@LuciferMorningstar-wk8qu]

"So, are you a Smurf or an Avatar?"😂😅😂

[@lucidreams421]

This cop is amazing, man. He's a quick thinker and clever af! 😂

[@xxxxxxxxxxxxxc-r3x]

love your name!

[@mouseandryforever6848]

If she's a lawyer who is practicing law now, then I'm the queen of England.

[@sandwichman100]

nice ta meat ya your tragedy!

[@Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin]

The queen is deceased...

[@bradleybrown8399]

Your Grace...

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

I googled symptoms on chat gpt once just call me a doctor already

[@TwistedQuestionMark]

Nope, disbarred last year. Thank goodness.

[@Batkoku]

Lawyers debrief all the time...

[@NormaDeering]

Lol

[@melziporlin4559]

You just can't reason with people like this.

[@markfreeman5539]

Gross. Just gross.

[@briancalibergbmd]

she's a lawyer for Universal Studios LOL

[@CinnoPepper]

For real?

[@sergoogle5061]

She blinded a lot of folks that day. Rip.

[@sonnysd]

She drank herself into sounding like kamala harris

[@moose3615]

We have 67 counties in Florida……

[@Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin]

Well, we have 57 states..., SO????

[@helgashouseofpain]

guilty, I had to ask Grok

[@Jamosaurusocity]

Real geniuses here… yikes. If you’re not sure, then shut up.

[@rogerborg]

You have 62 now, if you know what's good for you.

[@Lightor]

​@@helgashouseofpain wow, people actually use Grok, wild

[@lilywilson4839]

The fact that the cop knows a coach purse is fake is chefs kiss 😂

[@micheleconley5714]

I think she actually believes what she's says and can't understand why the police don't get it. Well, after all she is an 'attorney'! Why does she keep getting out. Obviously a repeater.

[@jeandunn1594]

On an up note, she was disbarred last year because of this incident.😊 And, she stole $25000 from someone and was ordered to pay that back.🤦‍♀️

[@cherylclick1664]

really?

[@OrangeInternetFish]

Being lawyer ain't protects you, that is common sense.

[@youtube.commentator]

W.....what?

[@jayslomine4280]

Hooked on Phonics Works For You!

[@physetermacrocephalus2209]

Spelling is hard In the ocean, you bipeds want to fight about it?

[@2200Stinger]

No it don’t not be finna protectin’ you. Mmmmhmm

[@copscaminsights]

Just because you're a lawyer doesn't mean you're above the law; it just means you have the knowledge to work within it.

[@Spiderific]

"I look like a total asshole" That's the most self awareness she's likely had in months. 😆🤦🏻‍♀️

[@CaptainAveon]

Does anyone feel bad for the clients who have her as a lawyer???

[@TheJoyFinder]

I don't think you have to worry. I suspect there aren't any.

[@louib716]

Im really impressed that the cops bp isnt sky high. Id be in stroke territory if i had to talk to people like thia lady all day.

[@HannadayFLO]

It's far too low. A big problem just like high is a problem, low is too.

[@louib716]

​@HannadayFLO the diastolic is low, but if the officer does regular intense cardio, that could be the reason. What i find more likely is that his wristwatch just isnt as accurate as a bp cuff would be in the doctors office.

[@OhCeCelia]

She's in the same clothes in both incidents.. gross! Thank God the officers have gloves.. 🤮

[@cowgirl8978]

She gets trespassed from any more places she won’t have any place to go in Florida

[@lucidreams421]

I LOVE no-nonsense cops, man. 😂 Most suspects are ridiculous, and cops don't get paid enough to put their life on the line AND deal with clowns on top of that.

[@Scuba_Bro]

The cop’s got jokes 😂… also why is this woman so ridiculous?

[@JosephM-v4z]

How humiliating. There's nothing more embarrassing than having the cops show up when you're naked at the bar. It's awful.

[@bettyboop-xg6jo]

"Are you a smurf?" I died.

[@Embxr]

This dude sounds like if Sketch was a police officer lmao

[@CarinaPiersay]

2:03 His heart rate is 65 and his BP is 107/42… he’s doing ok 👍🏼 4:05 her- I have a disability. I was born blue. Him - so you’re a Smurf? Or an avatar? 😂😂😂

[@Cassyp-z9s]

What an amazing cop…how sweet!!

[@cindydarkheart225]

He is right when he said last he checked, his car doesn’t say taxi or ambulance 😂

[@JamesDirtRC]

2:05 That Killed me hahahahahah Uhh.............................. My Watch Proves i am Calm LOL

[@StaticXtreme444]

I CRACKED up. Lmao bro whipped out instantaneous and immediate results that rendered her statement 100% false. "See that? 65 bpm. Oh look at that, 62 now." Dude was even CALMER after she told him he was stressed out. His body literally naturally responded and told her to get fk'd 😂😂😂

[@OffendingTheOffendable]

Glasses are a felony

[@OffendingTheOffendable]

Great lawyer that talks to police 😂😂😂. Never hire her

[@Marasaorykgsm]

I haven't seen the video. Is been 20 seconds. Between the thumbnail, the title and the first seconds.... I'm fucking DEAD

[@kevinh8495]

Cop flexing his heart rate xD

[@SsdBlig]

My favorite lawyer joke... Went to a lawyer's office on a matter. First, I said "hello, how are you today?" Lawyer: I'm doing fine. I then asked "how much do you charge?" Lawyer: I charge $500 for four questions. I said, "wow, that's a lot isn't it?" Lawyer: Yes. And what's your fourth question?

[@Mama-tea]

I watched t I s at 1.5x speed and still couldn’t stand to watch her anymore

[@fatman6061]

that poor deputy had to see that woman nude. he is going to need SERIOUS psychological help.

[@SafetyisFirst]

There actually are 67 counties in Florida.

[@DAVITICUS777]

What is she talking about? Liposuction on her cornea😂😂😂

[@theautisticowl7153]

kept her busy with chitchat the whole time the lady barely stayed on her phone, constantly changing her inebriated attention from the ordered task to mandatory interaction with the officer, he knew what he was doing.

[@jaredulin3362]

Last I checked, lawyers don't live in cars.

[@janinecarson8380]

Rock bottom, washed up, alcoholic ones probably do.

[@RobertPilla]

Heart rate of 62 and dealing with her. This dude is a zen master.

[@budleytheminigoldy1150]

“All u did was name some obscure eye nonsense!” 💀💀

[@copscamalerts]

Life lesson: Having a cop husband doesn't mean you can break the law and get away with it! Someone needs to tell her to brush up on traffic laws!

[@FreesiaBrindisi]

How much you want to bet it is her that has the drug problem and not her step son.

[@auntlizzy1308]

She’s a ‘lawyer’ like Jill B is a ‘doctor’

[@TwistedQuestionMark]

Nope, real lawyer!

[@foofur6647]

This is like a blackout drunk nightmare where you find out what you did and want to just disappear. Having it filmed and blasted on the internet takes it to a whole new level. I’m so embarrassed for her. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Delicate_Disaster]

And she still chose to do it again despite the first event.

[@markvogel5872]

She specializes in bird law.

[@bluebutterfly244]

Dang! I thought she was my mom's age! She's my age! Woman, please get some help.

[@youmeddlingkids]

This is sad. This woman is clearly having a mental health crisis.

[@randomusername5242]

No, she is just a drunk.

[@EverybodyEditsHacks]

IMAGINE you were the editor that had to blur these videos. god bless america

[@drxsiickx]

Smurf or avatar and then also hits her with the coach from the flea market 💀💀💀💀💀

[@alexben7462]

She ain't capping, she the CAPtian.

[@Sujjin21]

Him going over his heart rate and blood pressure had me dead 😂😂