TF2 is PERFECT shut up shut up shUT UP SHUT UP

[@pootis.145]

*"What you just saw right there was a recreation of competitive clip where I was sleeping and had a nightmare where Heavies-"*

[@E8144EOE]

Underrated comment

[@cheezitsandblazerods]

POOTISPENSERHERE

[@alexisberube5110]

Pootis

[@matscaramal3191]

pootis

[@aidengoosemorey3499]

Hail Pootis

[@SoundSmithTF2]

You know, I was a bit confused, because I was asked to do the "LazyPurple Santa isn't real" line with absolutely no context. But now that I have context, I'm even more confused. I love it.

[@wezerd]

What is with the Easter Bunny?

[@kingofthebananas7311]

How can this comment be real if Soundsmith isn't real tho?

[@metalcotton4656]

I feel like the line would have been ruined if you knew the context behind it. ... Santa’s real though, right? Just like the Ninja Turtles?

[@AceTheOcarinaMaker]

YOU ARE NOT REAL! SOUNDSMITH DOESN'T EXIST!

[@YOUTUBEMarten]

Lol, i get the joke. :>

[@manyachievables]

"Lazy Purple, SoundSmith isn't real." -Soundsmith 2017

[@acegamerultragamer1532]

'SOUNDSMITH ISN'T REAL!?' - LazyPurple.

[@olive6942]

wait?

[@R4gsAMuffin]

NANI?

[@allshipper2158]

Ousodaro!

[@TheAzorg]

Samta Claus, LazyPurple isn't real

[@servers5717]

I love how “pootis” woke him up and not pyro yelling

[@DraconicWF]

Well the pyro was in his head while the pootis was an actual sound

[@interlouper]

and he’s only afraid of friendlies

[@scruggly_ahh_commenter]

pootis

[@JoelPoelton]

not to mention “ROCKEETTTT” i mean, the very thought of a crit rocket makes me pee my pants

[@PanzerMan332]

LazyPurple returns after a three year hiatus, and his second video is a god-tier shitpost. Please never change, Purple.

[@lukec1471]

Panzer Man 3rd not second

[@PanzerMan332]

Technically third, but his second video was just him explaining some stuff over some old footage. This is his second video that took considerate effort. He's been back for a week, and he's already shitposting, which I totally admire him for.

[@4f52]

Your ass is shitpost, punkboy

[@dozer1431]

3rd*

[@LvLupXD]

This is the good shit I came back for

[@janreiafrica]

"Hey Lazy Purple, Santa Clause isn't real" *Hits Kill Bind* - Soundsmith

[@naolllamsa9579]

gmod big city

[@cooperproductions3731]

Your comments make no sense guys

[@trash4376]

Hey lazypurple soundsmith isnt real

[@istvanlorinczi2817]

You have 666 likes. You are SATAN

[@Sir_Bucket]

Typical soundsmith

[@friedwater6519]

when the bloopers are longer than the actual product

[@Karl-zb6ct]

Doesn't make sense to me

[@MrCastleburger]

I think the bloopers were better

[@giaprincess5309]

Sir GrandPappy that’s cause they were

[@dustin3294]

AceofApples well, usually there are way more bloopers than an actual product so.

[@lawrencebermudez]

i was gonna make a joke about how it was for that 10 minute mark, but then i realized that the video is actually lethally close to said mark

[@m1trek860]

November 18 "Tf2 is a Timeless Masterpiece." *_One week later_* "Tf2 is PERFECT shut up shut up shUT UP SHUT UP!"

[@Niiue]

character development

[@jjj9640]

I keep watching this so that it can eventually make sense. That has neeeeeeeeever happeeeeeeeeened.

[@engineergaming1669]

The slow decent into insanity

[@speeddemonji9547]

one is arguable (something I’d argue), and the other is clearly a joke

[@deadshirt8781]

969

[@angelagreen5208]

"lazypurple, santa claus isn't real." That line was the trigger for nightmares of friendlys of TF2.

[@someweirdo8380]

I guess lazy purple didn't sleep nine hours last night. Edit: it’s been two years…. This is amazing

[@FiSH-iSH]

I definitely didn’t.

[@SMG-vx3mu]

Despite everything. The sounds of five hundred conga members being hooked on by other people aren't easy to sleep to.

[@tinkywinky1431]

I didn’t sleep at all today

[@kristi4025]

is this a how it feels to play sniper reference

[@ninja6245-real]

He probably slept 10

[@skrub3801]

"No words can accurately describe the pain of dragging 20 Russian men dancing." is my new favorite sentence.

[@maniacparty637]

I know it's been a year but it's dragging 20 russian men via dancing

[@user_goofy_ahh_catboy]

Russian men raiding one Ukrainian men just to do joke about Ukrainians

[@egr_78_online]

@@user_goofy_ahh_catboy forgot to ask)

[@teodoricareyes8621]

I am heavy weapons guy

[@spikergames4259]

Playing csgo in a nutshell

[@rozieredz]

3:55 I saw the one guy way ahead of everyone else and thought, "huh, I wonder if it's like a reverse Santa, where it's the Santa pulling all the reindeer." Then I thought about what an actual reverse Santa would be like: forcing everyone to give him gifts every year to stay on his good list, or else. Then I realized we already have Krampus.

[@foojo9]

Or maybe its just santa flying backwards

[@coffeebell2647]

I mean you're both right and wrong! Krampus' job isn't to be mean, or to be a villain. He co-works with Santa Claus and his job is to scare all the kids on the naughty list and teach them to be better, while Santa is busy with the kids on the nice list. BUT I ALSO AGREE I thought it was pretty funny that he was so much ahead of everyone LMAO,, Maybe it's Rudolph being an egocentric bastard again

[@crack9014]

@@coffeebell2647 well he has the motive

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Everyone seems to forget the Anti-Claus. Where Santa is the spirit of giving, Anti-Claus takes away; Where Santa gives a toy car, Anti-Claus causes it to break the next day; Where Santa gives a train set, Anti-Claus makes sure that at least 1/4 of the pieces are lost. Etc. Etc.

[@TheIUS]

@@coffeebell2647 and send them to hell

[@whateven9257]

Oh my god when he said blooper and a half he actually meant it. The production is about 4 minutes long. The whole video is about 10 minutes long. Half of 4 is 2. 4 plus 2 is 6. “A blooper and a half”. He really meant it.

[@diceLibrarian]

6 divided by 2 is three, TEAM FORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED

[@originalname9879]

Porlifotress 3 confirmed

[@TheWeasel813]

You could have just done 10 - 4 = 6

[@atakanamaogullar6745]

1000 IQ

[@faerylin1]

this post was unrequired,

[@schtinky1151]

one time i convinced my entire team to go sniper and do a satanic digeridrongo ritual to summon satan. by having them sit in a circle and all digeridrongo at once.

[@PretzlcoatlTheFirst]

Seth Begley uuuuuhhhhhhhh don’t take me as a sacrifice

[@herpydepth1204]

@Seth Begley once I had my whole team be spy and disguise as the other team’s only medic then we would swarm him yelling medic constantly

[@cristianardonmonge836]

@@herpydepth1204 once with my team went all spies, cloack and go for the enmy spawn, and just randomly taunt there

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@@cristianardonmonge836 You can't taunt as a disguised spy.

[@memelover6917]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 they probably just decloaked and then taunt

[@minimalgrammar1276]

"LazyPurple, Soundsmith isn't real." -Something I wish Soundsmith said.

[@Aydenfox8]

8:42 I think

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Who?

[@mpg01]

Lazy: "TF2 is perfect." April 2020: **exists** Lazy: "TF2 is sorta perfect."

[@SirQuiksandVO]

Fuckin' raspy_osu

[@danigenovv]

@@SirQuiksandVO he has done nothing, the hackers are promoting him so people think he has made the bots

[@jakesouthern4050]

Ramen Noodlez he didn’t program the bots

[@MonkeSilly]

Yea in 2020 you can't call for medic if you don't have premium or you are not playing long

[@LucyGoosey4636]

Pan_Alpaka 34 what does that mean? What does that have to do with the bot problem?

[@Jameskii]

Just wait until the toxic part of TF2 community will start blaming you for enjoying the game on non official servers 8)

[@erichludendorff9183]

get the fuck out of here

[@dndryan]

wait what the fuck why are you here

[@TehPlayer14]

No?

[@samfitzz3]

Erich Ludendorff wow

[@Dan-sn6vn]

u play tf2?

[@guilhermelouzada2674]

ActivePurple

[@shrimptasticyt]

Nope scruffy is the best person on the server

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Toochi Active Green if you want the oposite of purple.

[@conflictpurple9994]

Toochi oh man i remember that

[@Poyostar]

NegativeRed

[@sadfern0]

"LazyPurple, Soundsmith isn't real." -Soundsmith- - An unknown man

[@hoodcate]

Who's Kim?

[@scooble_]

Obviously it was famous G-Force KZbinr DistortionDude

[@jonahglaves6653]

666 likes

[@gradyl5372]

Nobody else like this comment it must stay at 666 likes

[@hoodcate]

@@gradyl5372 somebody unliked it lol

[@NintendoNerd64]

The “soundsmith doesn’t exist” mistake aged really well

[@bucketofchicken8325]

?

[@fabanano6158]

@@bucketofchicken8325 aeiou

[@yoboikamil525]

why

[@THG_thehumangod]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6XWnqNjrt-dg8U

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@fabanano6158 aeiou

[@Tenchigo100]

"Heh... Maybe there _is_ magic in the world." *Political ad IMMEDIATELY plays after quote* Aaaaand.... It's gone.

[@StickMaster500]

3 LazyPurple videos in just one week?! *_It's a miracle! It's an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!_*

[@zachthewack5477]

StickMaster500 gaben has blessed us

[@Kassandru]

Next video in 3 years.

[@_narrows]

Why aren't you at the top?

[@StickMaster500]

Bruce Custodio I think there’s something wrong with the ordering of the comments I think

[@_narrows]

+StickMaster500 Yeah, probably.

[@isuccle2390]

3:54 santa claus and his reindeers more like reindeers and their Santa

[@jonathanwilliams1644]

Was it just me or did the towers look like the ex world trade center?

[@samueldronyk4271]

The front is Rudolph doofus

[@Fourel_Zoul]

more like Rudolph and his Santas

[@faerylin1]

indeed

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

I thought that too

[@purplehaze2358]

9:23 Of course Lazy’s the only KZbinr good enough to catch an alien’s attention.

[@OfficiallyDrippy]

Wait a minute

[@surrk1057]

Wait a second..

[@farty84]

Wait a millisecond..

[@zaknork9282]

wait a nanosecond

[@Engieman909]

Wait a, wait Fuck what's something shorter than a nanosecond?

[@johnmassanova9309]

This is my new favorite video on the channel right now

[@marmotman151]

Nothing will ever ever upstage genius of a film for me. Edit: having just re-watched that one, it is not on this channel. My apologies and please, getting back to my through electronic mail.

[@LydCal999]

D

[@Whurlpuul]

I like how 60% of the video is bloopers

[@_narrows]

Same.

[@Nayrzabear]

Lazy purple "bloopers" vs YuriofWind's end slates

[@shrimptasticyt]

Lmao I ruined two shots, and the only reason that you saw the giant medic say thank you staring tag dead bodies was because I got smited

[@royalblizzardgaming4355]

At 4:08 he said “maybe there is a bit of magic in the world” and then, I swear to god, an ad for Magic the Gathering popped up.

[@connor4202]

I got an ad for burgers

[@booperdooperproductions2545]

I got an ad for a new bullshit Diary of the Wimpy Kid book.

[@behemoth1158]

I love mtg

[@vektwo]

@@connor4202 I got meatballs

[@faerylin1]

XD

[@SirFrosties]

7:00 heavy turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen

[@patrickcrabb6212]

PICKLE RI!-.....That doesn't work, hmmm....Heavy Kiwi? I've got nothin'.

[@foyboy64]

That moment when you frequent the server but were unable to get in during the event and missed the first chance to be in a lazypurple vid in 3 years. It hurts to live.

[@coloneldust4286]

Foyboy lol same here man

[@somedecidueye7292]

This is something actually beautiful. The return of LazyPurple with the assistance of kind people who are willing to listen and have fun to make a video? It's moments like this that feel truly wonderful. Thank you, LazyPurple and all, and have a wonderful rest of the video year! :D

[@cartoonken5060]

nice

[@BigCaj]

r.i.p. soundsmith

[@dst5850]

Hasn't uploaded in a week... How about 2 years

[@mirademateu2314]

Soundsmith isn't real

[@dasverlorenewort8498]

Rìp

[@involuntaryascetic3602]

man i wish soundsmith was real

[@jimbo491]

David Hopper he isn’t real, don’t worry

[@homieseaotter5190]

Me too man, me too

[@Theman-kr9fm]

@@homieseaotter5190 lets keep dreaming

[@jjprs3062]

Lazy:Im warning you, don't come any closer!" Also lazy: **takes t-bone steak from hoovy**

[@happysedits]

This is why I love TF2 :D

[@prdelmuller9519]

Burny | Happys Edits | TF2 yup

[@onuryilmaz6243]

NO YOU ARE SUPOSSED TO HATE IT CAUSE THATS COOL !!! PLAY OVERWATCH ITS PC!!! (I hope everyone gets that im being sarcastic...)

[@li11111]

ew overwatch

[@GlowStoneGames]

okay, bye now i guess, i hate you btw, i hate hackers, i hope i wont catch you in games, bye i guess

[@bartymatrix7]

Overwatch got nothing on this.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"LazyPurple, Santa isn't real." *walks away, then trips and dies*

[@LineX240]

2:31 TF2: The Drunk Invasion

[@laalaa9443]

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE ANY REPLIES 😆

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

TF2 friendlies always get the biggest kick out of me. The sheer absurdity is why I love TF2 from the start.

[@spyshark_5002]

2:31 The Walking Dem

[@marymac1245]

This is worse then the zombie apocalypse RUN!!!!

[@harrishunt4545]

“I DiD wHat I coUld!”

[@ivian8425]

@@marymac1245 I don't play TF2 and saw the way some of them were walking, so I actually thought that Zombie Mode existed lmaooooo

[@puglord_9619]

"Sleep Paralysis Heavy isn't real, it can't hurt you." Sleep Paralysis Heavy: 0:11

[@ConspiciousAction]

P O O T I S

[@KamataKun100]

@Michael Kagan satan

[@deadlyjello7792]

"LazyPurple, Santa isn't real." -SoundSmith, 2017

[@emerladnova123]

Ryan Lee THAT QUOTE ISN'T REAL SOUNDSMITH ISN'T REAL!!!

[@holojello8277]

raging raptor HOW CAN YOU BE SURE THAT YOU ARE REAL?!

[@emerladnova123]

Jetfire68 I WAS A FIGMENT OF MY OWN IMAGINATION THE ENTIRE TIME

[@deadlyjello7792]

Woah, deep.

[@jacko1858]

Ryan Lee, SoundSmith isnt real.

[@matthewpeachu]

I can't beleive SoundSmith was fake all along.

[@bng4516]

Roper777 what do you mean?

[@skyslasher2297]

Roper777 no he was real

[@kai_lopez9855]

Roper777 OH MY GODDD!!!!!!!

[@vampiriccottoncandy458]

Roper777 spoiler!

[@MyMy-gj6kn]

Roper777 Darn, who's gonna Smith my sound now?

[@softwhiskey3891]

6:51 Welcome.... *to Jurassic Park* **insert jurassic park mellodica here**

[@softwhiskey3891]

Derek Ahn bruh i'm not *SAXTON. HAAAAAAALE.*

[@gooddemoman390]

I fucking lost my shit

[@ABurritoIncognito]

soundcloud.com/charloote-and-the-sushi-train/jurassic-park-theme-cover

[@wick9427]

soundcloud.com/spaceslug/jurassic-park-theme-song-1 this one's better

[@nani-ko5177]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZ3Oe4eLodKEaac

[@Isaac_646]

"Sound smith isint real." *dissapears instantly*

[@bearmaniac191]

What's the difference between a father and LazyPurple? *Lazy actually comes back*

[@dr.rooster8111]

oh god.

[@beanslinger2]

no

[@theomegapotato370]

Need a talk buddy?

[@adelicioustidepodpod875]

I know you somewhere

[@shrubbmsm2978]

are u ok

[@ahaminspace]

This is the hardest I've laugh in a while awesome content lazy

[@synth2257]

A HAM IN SPACE 347 likes and a heart should include a comment

[@anetastojoska7415]

this video is fucking legendary.

[@anetastojoska7415]

because i am the savior i sell the life insurance.

[@wick9427]

go away, stop visiting my house or i'm calling the cops

[@matthewclarin4182]

Therapist: "Friendly Heavy doesn't exists in TF2" Scout: "Ok, yes I know, it doesn't exis-" Heavys: Ah I see you are not a man of culture as well

[@twenty8608]

Another video! What! We have been blessed by Gaben!

[@wick9427]

i bet you watch muselk

[@bootlegrocky5815]

3:38 a true man’s words

[@chocolat5883]

nah.. i think what is 8:43 the true mann's words

[@Landonc48]

Soundsmith: Lazy purple soundsmith isn't screw it lazy purple: soundsmith isn't real

[@emilygordbort7300]

_It is so clear to me know..._ 3 years ago, Lazypurple mysteriously vanished, without a trace.. And today, he releases a video in which he makes the ludicrous claim that most people play TF2 for the mechanics and that friendlies don't exist... Don't you see?... *LAZY PURPLE WAS SENT AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION, AND 3 YEARS LATER, WE RECIEVED THIS NEW LAZYPURPLE FROM A DIMENSION WHERE TF2 IS A SERIOUS COMPETITIVE GAME, AND HE IS STRUGGLING TO RECONCILE HIS MEMORIES WITH THE ONES FROM THIS NEW REALITY!!!* *_WE NEED TO SAVE THEM BOTH BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE_*

[@anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147]

holy shit

[@wick9427]

or it could be that tf2 is both competetive and unserious at the same time, like a skill superposition.

[@thebeastkoolaidman]

Ethan suomynona Now* ;)

[@diegov1743]

Purple... your nose is bleeding.

[@raffihakim278]

Holy shit. YOU.... ARE THE GOD

[@snowy2639]

lazy : " i have a twitter " ad : " we have a huge proplem "

[@B.B.B]

*_R E A L S H I T ? !_*

[@kronkrian100]

*N A N I ?!*

[@corbyn3326]

*N O*

[@apose2938]

tabiki

[@djsillydummy9103]

i sleep

[@ishannnn]

*A S C E N D E D*

[@richardhussar2521]

Purple is like a CIA secret agent who accidentally slipped up on a mission once and then went into hiding, became a munk, found self consciousness and came back more badass than ever.

[@elios5684]

3:52 Santa Claus with all his reindeer.

[@dragonknight3484]

What's the music tho

[@vinnyeru]

Dragon Knight minecraft music

[@deal2888]

@@dragonknight3484 Erik Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1

[@moronichybrid]

Soundsmith: "Somebody on BLU, just shoot me." *Gets instantly gunned down by the entire team*

[@breadiztasty]

*FIRING SQUAD*

[@raiser4068]

My wet dream No random crits.

[@Maxxon89]

Raiser 406 My wet dream is to get random crits when I need them...

[@uh3622]

my wet dream is a world where the volcano fragment is useful

[@GamesAlchemist]

All weapons should be able to headshot for a crit or minicrit...

[@calvin6235]

Raiser 406 its not random though. Its usually at the worst moment just so u can suffer from the attack and get killed unfairly

[@amagespigott437]

My wet dream is soldier with a rocket DiCk

[@jasonzablan8241]

6:00 We lost something. Not to worry, we're still flying *half a ship* .

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

4:36 *AND HE NAILS THE FACE-SLIDE!*

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

Lazypurple, santa claus isnt real. *runs and trips to his death*

[@tammydeanharris5914]

Oi

[@thisisactuallyacownotalamm2080]

6:28 this dood just turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@erikm5221]

I think I may have played with Screamin Eagle on an MvM server once. Had the same eagle head and a sign with a busty girl wearing the eagle head too in front of the American flag. Also something happens with your Holy Mackerel at 6:18 and I'm dying

[@mayapap4ya]

That always happens to the Holy Mackerel

[@alta5205]

Kirby Kool the source engine hates the mackeral

[@realPNDR]

*Friendlies don’t exist* *FriEnDliES DoN’t ExiST* *FRIENDLIES DONT EXIST*

[@Nickolov707]

*in the dark* pootis...

[@vertexvortex]

Fuck I meant cock

[@SmileytheSmile]

Look behind you.

[@it_Nexus562]

santa claus isnt real

[@guy_th18]

soundsmith isn't real

[@TheBanjoMann]

He wasn't the real soundsmith because there is no soundsmith.

[@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666]

Hashtag not the real soundsmith

[@jeninimas]

0:29 "Wait, it's all sandvich?" Heavies: "Always has been."

[@aidengoosemorey3499]

*Hoovies

[@donkersif7770]

Tf2s weirdness is what makes it better than overwatch

[@uuj4rghjhuuuuuj]

Blackvenom no...

[@FatherGibus]

No but as they are different games designed around a certain play style but tf2's wierdness make it more fun and enjoyable than overwatch competitive.

[@wick9427]

the only reason it's even "competetive" is because the prize pot is huge and because esports games are trendy nowadays, overwatch honestly doesn't have the game mechanics that turn it into a proper competitive game FUCKe made a good video on esports kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWTGdKVjZrqDl7c

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

No. What might be making it better the Overwatch is the fact that it has less characters, but much more customization for their play style, while OW doesn’t even let you customize abilities and stuff.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

Sparky Grimm Mess is fun. Also, it is Blizzard’s job to balance it out. I mean... I have much more fun playing Heroes of The Storm more then Overwatch - at least there every game may be different depending on the traits you choose. No such thing in Overwatch, which is funny, because Overwatch characters are present in HotS.

[@SegaMario]

"Also, I have a Twitter?" **video ends**

[@cheb5017]

Screamin' Eagle's Concious objector was censored... *Will we ever know the secret or was it just hentai?*

[@Koopastomper]

I really want to know too

[@darkychao]

judging by what's visible for a few seconds i'd say that it's a nude anthro bald eagle holding an M16 in front of an American flag background

[@Koopastomper]

Patriotic as heck

[@darkychao]

actually it might be an anthro bald eagle in a bikini top and jean shorts and a green cap with an AR15 hanging on her right shoulder by its strap saluting in front of an American flag background. It's kinda hard to tell.

[@edfreak9001]

This is where i'd say "probably so youtube wouldn't demonetize the video or something" but youtube demonetizes every video until most of the views it'll ever get are gone. Can't wait to hear about how videos are being re-demonetized the moment there's a resurgence on a video or something.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

surreal 2:43"the spirit of gabe newell compels you" nice

[@doktorfickle2077]

0:50 oh my god... what I wouldn't give to see dedede's artistic perfection displayed to stand out amongst such a crowd

[@Supershadow301]

That Banana scarfed jiggle eyed pyro is just the best thing that ever existed. One day, I hope to find an unusual banana. And that day, every single class will look idiotic wearing not only that banana, but also themed cosmetics and weapons. *I already have a strange spec ks banana airstrike.*

[@callumgardiner2861]

I'm never gonna sleep again

Rusty Dog why not?

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

This is a stuff of nightmare.

[@ebreshea1337]

6:25 "You are excluded from all activities because of your ridiculous appearance". I felt that.

[@usaccdecks8363]

"LAZY PURPLE. SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL"-Soundsmith 2017

[@maplemaple1439]

that one strange guy *Cue classic soundsmith suicide randomly*

[@karambadodox]

I am so happy tf2 is not competitive. If it were, people would stop playing for fun, instead, just play to win, get salty etc. I love to just play because I want to experience a silly weapon or playstyle

[@neongarcia5183]

karambadodox ikr official servers are used to have fun no one tries

[@Nayrzabear]

Depends on the map, i was doing elite soldier contract on 2 fort (i mean 2 of the goals are basically get a shit ton of kills 1 life). And most of Blu team started bitch for the match to end in chat, so most of red went engi, pyro, and medic to turtle and spew mr. bones wild ride memes in chat.

[@PanRokador]

And then there's competitive everyone hates.

[@treenaturtle1585]

And that kids is why TF2 is better than Counter Strike

[@imasepan]

I like to think tf2 and overwatch are interlinked-tf2 being the fun part and Overwatch being the serious part.

[@ihsaningersoll9232]

>rip sound smith, hasn't uploaded in a week >self-aware comedy

[@Sirebellum1337]

4:30 This is a prime example of why you shouldn't yell "somebody call 911!" in an emergency. A bunch of people will do it, or everyone will think someone else will do it, so nobody does. In a situation like this, you should always point to a random person and tell them specifically to call 911

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

That fucking Dedede sign...

[@Toxic_Drummer]

Thanks for noticing my sign ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@soupcanister7941]

Toxic_Drummer mind if i straight up copy that haha

[@Marluxiaify]

Neo Machine dedede sign? Where?

[@BagofBonesJAW]

And so lazy purple went on to banish all friendlys to his silly servers, where they will eat sandviches for all eternity

[@geekymetalhead5112]

*Kazotsky kick intensifies*

[@slinky1277]

Sounds like heaven

[@beatfreak3894]

Lazypurple is like the messiah of TF2. In the span of time he was gone, we lost Star and Jerma, then we thought the TF2 Jesus Muselk would save us, but then he died for our sins for Overwatch, and when the world needed him most, Lazypurple came down from the heavens to save the Tf2 youtube community.

[@nuraliafitri2151]

You're right. Muselk is only up for the views. He do what is trending, now he's up to Fortnite.

[@anger_birb]

YOOOO

[@princesscadance197]

5:10 A flying ostrich throwing piss at people...

[@ateasewiththecheese2140]

When you realize that you aren't looking at santa and his reindeer *But a bunch of tf2 players dancing once more although they're in the air*

[@pad420]

I'm so glad you're recording again. Good TF2 content is back.

[@misterded8962]

5:44 i actualy died

[@tenacityxl]

mister ded fitting name.

[@04tonka]

That is lowkey one of the best lazy purple clips in my opinion *fresh joke*

[@oferzilberman5049]

"And everyone fucking dies: The anime" God I love this man

[@CyanLovesYou]

Therapist: friendlies aren’t real, they can’t hurt you Friendlies: {\_/} ( • .•) /> 🥪 Laughs in sandvich-talk

[@bobby-dg7wk]

WAAAAAAAA EEEEEWWW

[@CrySmore]

They still won't hurt you, though.

[@Cobrastan]

now THIS is the quality content i've waited years for

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

“I hope he gets a hit.” “And kills us all.” -Waffle the ostrich 2017

[@nikki6586]

1:12 Don't worry, it's all an dream, just keep on playing tf2 on your pc

[@skylarquestionmark]

Is it just me or does he sound like Star_ (now Ster) random times

[@Alex-gj7oh]

Skylar ya

[@Nine-Oh-Five]

Skylar cant unhear it

[@Beef_Strokinoff]

Always thought that. Only difference is that LazyPurple is relevant again.

[@Phelan666]

Twitch: where youtubers go to die.

[@ConSolo29]

Yellow King hey, jerma is doing great

[@RedBearOffical]

5:46 OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU NANL Then Lazy Died The End

[@glitchy8290]

New horror movie: The purple Nightmare

[@BURZUMY3ah]

1:11 i love how when he picks up the sandvich. The hoovies came for him.

[@dr.chipotle7940]

rip soundsmith, hasnt uploaded in 4 hours

[@aroach4689]

The best part about this is that the bloopers are longer than the video itself.

[@luce6764]

Santa Clause's existence was the only thing holding Lazy Purple's crippled mental together from falling apart completely. Now he suffers from every day nightmares of his trauma of SoundSmith destroying the one existence that was keeping him functional. We can only hope he does not cripple to the point he can't make videos because that would be a load of succ for us.

[@anibalmatheusg2089]

You need more Likes

[@paraphidd]

1:41 It’s the fly! Let’s go to Egypt! *YES!*

[@mintcey]

6:57 that's one sexy eagle on that there sign.

[@littlefieryone2825]

0:05 I'm already scared.

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

1:33 wait, that's the Hakurei Shrine background ...

[@TemsAccepted]

"Soundsmith isn't real" *soundsmith just dies*

[@nards6037]

SILLY SERVERS?? that's what killed off STAR_ don't let it take you away from us!

[@imasepan]

Nards what? No, the community killed off ster lol

[@FaceD0wnDagon]

I think Star killed off Star.

[@greatkanohimask]

no ster killed off STAR

[@xoarax9137]

star burnt out, just like a real star

[@wick9427]

his creative well just ran dry, now he's a passive agressive streamer, let him be