least horny roman emperor

Elagabalus, The first Trans Emperor in Roman History or a child forced to rule Rome slandered beyond belief by his own Grandmother. You decide
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[@MasterofRoflness]

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[@teal_m_101]

Septimius Severus

[@FarmerDrew]

Cincinnatus

[@MonCompteTubulaire]

Flavius Claudius Julianus

[@svon1]

Lusty Roman Emperors, there are enough for a whole tier list :D

[@carlosaugustodinizgarcia3526]

Constantine XI

[@vitoc8454]

Elagabalus was a victim of character assassination. Also regular assassination.

[@safi6749]

the distinction

[@TheEverFreeKing]

Honestly I think this is some Libtard revisionism going on here. She was crazy and based, don't take this away from her.

[@DhirenGowda]

Elagabulus was the OG gooner

[@zephlodwick1009]

It's hard to say what's real and what isn't, since our sources are so spotty. I think that many of his misadventures are real, but writers twisted them by changing the context. Crossdressing and self-selling were common rites in Canaanite religion.

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

​@@zephlodwick1009going to Israel soon if this is true

[@j.s.ospina9861]

Gotta love how they had to write something fictional to defame Elagabalus, so whoever wrote it went full Wattpad yaoi-trans fanfic

[@destino1984]

That's a genre? ... Oh, um, I'm asking for a friend.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Many such cases.

[@raymartcarreon6069]

​@@destino1984 as someone who browses Fanfictions (although not in Wattpad), 70% of every fucking fanfics nowadays are yaoi

[@destino1984]

@@raymartcarreon6069 Well, I specifically mean trans-yaoi. I knew yaoi was already pretty big in fanfic.

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

​@@destino1984as a lesbian one-shot writer at Wattpad, its surprisingly easy to find if you search the write words

[@Jefrings]

Roman emperors trying to not ruined the reputation of their predecessors challenge: * IMPOSSIBLE *

[@gengarzilla1685]

Another trait the USA picked up from Rome.

[@bigfenix8272]

Imagine how over the top horny Donald Trump is gonna sound in 2000 years

[@thegalacticfederation4007]

Once rome collapsed... no more sexy

[@dx-ek4vr]

That's why we should Retvrn to the glory days of the Roman empire!

[@nobleactual7616]

The fucking barbarians set back the development of femboys for another 1600 years 🤬

[@BinaryJoe]

​@@dx-ek4vrYou're going to get your wish within the next 2-3 years...but I don't think you're going to enjoy it.

[@stepaion438eldon8]

Average Slaaneshi Cultist

[@BigSnoopa-nh1yf]

Emperor preserve us

[@oddtomato1049]

@@BigSnoopa-nh1yf Which Emperor?

[@wyatt8315]

History written by the winners moment

[@giantotter319]

History is written by historians. Read some before learning stuff from youtube.

[@player_8008]

@@giantotter319 checkmate, liberals

[@franciscoriccio51]

@@giantotter319 And those historians are people from the winning countries/parties, or do you think every historian is some kind of god send that writes everything in a non-biased way.....

[@giantotter319]

@@franciscoriccio51 No, I think a very small amount of historians, chroniclers, journal writers, biographers and others like that were affiliated with winning countries/parties. Moreover, they aren't the ones who make history now, those would be the modern historians, archeologists or historical anthropologists, who are very much not from any winning countries. And most importantly, no historical account or historical research are unbiased, but the individuals who make them today and the system that provides them resources know well enough how to avoid misinterpreting history because of one 's bias. In other words, "history written by winners" is a pathetic idea pushed by losers who are doing the antivax "well I guess nothing is true then" thing and just shrug instead of giving a shit about the truth and actually putting some effort into learning things.

[@erenerdemir7923]

@@giantotter319 its the media that matters bro

[@Ryies12]

I love how for every Roman emperor like this, there's a distinct point where it becomes too insane to even be real.

[@seanreynolds7369]

They don't want you to know this but you can just pay people to write bad things about your predecessor to make you look better. And like 2000 years of in between stiff getting mixed in

[@TheRealOliverCromwell]

Its called lying about history

[@Herobeans]

Most of this is probably slander due to Elagabalus's foreign origins/culture

[@drekbleh7081]

"Lies and politics... Lies and politics never changes" -Ron Pearlman misquoted

[@Ratzfourtyfour]

I can relate to making senators watching me dance on my own altar.

[@conorwithers4682]

Is it just me or has Elagabulus gotten alot more popular recently? A rise in the Elagabulus femboy memes there has been

[@zxylo786]

Hope those make those numbers rise. 52% can't increase fast enough.

[@someguy6651]

​@@zxylo786 And what 52% would that be?

[@wuotanaz1106]

It's because people use modern identity politics to praise him and ignore the fact that he was a terrible human being and one of the worst Emperors in history.

[@Theanimeisforme]

Well like the modern individuals promoting the him, none of it is actually real.

[@Confirmed105]

​​@@wuotanaz1106 a 14 year old child becoming weird when they get absolute power? In a culture that promotes excessively lavish behavior? Can't think of a single good emperor who got coronated during their youth. What i have seen is that young princeps tended to indulge in their newfound sovereignty and use it indiscriminately.

[@fulcrum6760]

As an April Fools video, imagine Viltrum Empire history be like…

[@dunbass7149]

Spoilers Viltrumite history be like Be the known universes strongest force, decide to practice applied eugenics to become stronger, begin conquering planets for their resources, a disease ravages your non existent immune system due to you culling any sign of weakness, facing a population crisis due to both disease and murdering anyone deemed weaker, instead send in trusted experienced soldiers to both convince planets to surrender and disable any resistance, you send one of the most respected individuals in the empire to earth as they are essentially genetically identical, 20 years of people treating him with compassion there undoes centuries of indoctrination,

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Julius Caesar: Stabbed in the back Elagabalus: Stabbed in the back

[@xhenxi4699]

Same but different

[@cattysplat]

Some like getting it in the back.

[@benvaughan2171]

Coincidence? I think not.

[@vanbeet5105]

Elagabalus: stabbed in the butt

[@Emane899]

Nah I'd take backshots

[@clonegreivou]

They could be lies, yes. But if all we had of Chris Chan were written records, people in the future might think it too wild to be true as well.

[@desmondcoppin591]

There is reason to believe that they are at least exaggerations.

[@TheRealOliverCromwell]

We have video and legal footage of Chris being Chris.

[@cantinadudes]

​@@desmondcoppin591i'm sure they are but i can absolutely imagine him going to bathhouses to get fucked in the ass. After all its not too unusual that young royals are sometimes up to crazy shit, and there has to be a basis for all this so him being gay was most likely true. I find some of the other stuff hard to believe tho

[@libertyorca9011]

I like turtles Thank you for turtles

[@mrgamerguy9104]

i like turtles

[@archit1048]

I like turtles

[@CannibaLouiST]

PLACET TESTVDINES

[@Tech_Lore_Adept]

I also happen to like turtles

[@libertyorca9011]

Turtles

[@CannibaLouiST]

thats why i think this channel is special. usually those that makes fun of history just makes it, but this one offers legit counter-arguments

[@giantotter319]

How is copying wikipedia offering counterarguments? Moreover, the one making the argument here is Leonardo de Arrizabalaga y Prado, who actually worked with the sources, and this channel is just using their points. And most importantly, Prado's points aren't even taken too seriously since they are more about "this is not how it happened" instead of giving sources for how it DID happen

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

the first femboy in power in history

[@buuny2233]

He was the first troon emperor

[@DeathbySnuhSnuh]

​@@buuny2233he was rhe Femperor

[@ovalpotato6631]

no wonder he was such a shit emperor

[@arandomlanguagenerd1869]

I'd say wanting to have a vagina is beyond femboy. By today's terminology very likely transgender

[@LuxiBelle]

Finds a random space rock. Makes a fictional character based off it. Likes to wear women's clothes. Self identifies as a God. This is the Roman version of Chris Chan

[@taherbertolinirodrigues9104]

Except not cringe

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"SONICHIUS, GO, AND EXCUTE TO THE EXTREME!!" "I WILL!! AVE, FATHER!!!"

[@hesiod_delta9209]

Even in the records meant to defame him, he is still likely far more charismatic based on his alleged prostitution work and charioteer BF.

[@overdriveoutershaxson1837]

0:14 gotta raise the treasury somehow.

[@alejandronieto4212]

I will ask again for a video on Blas de Lezo, the man who defended Cartagena de Indias with 500 poorly equipped spanish soldiers against 20000 british and their fleet, successfully. He was known as Half Man because he lost one arm, one leg and one eye long before that war. The UK almost named a ship after him by popular demand.

[@overlordbrandon]

Holy shimoszi

[@alejandronieto4212]

Ok, I revised my numbers and where more like 4000 poorly equipped spanish (including indian archers) against 30000 englishmen or more. Still with absolute naval supremacy.

[@jeremongrel]

I just knew Biggus Dickus would make an appearance after that "large organ" comment

[@FarmerDrew]

Anybody that doubts the fruitiness of the Roman empire or thinks that these things are exaggerations can be reminded in this Olympic year that they only allowed naked men to participate in the games

[@Adam-nc6qg]

That was already a thing with Greeks

[@honeycomblord9384]

​@@Adam-nc6qg"I learned it by watching you, okay?"

[@gred9431]

Sounds like someone is committing character assassination

[@marcosiddi6049]

ah yes, i love modern takes on 2000 years old practices, surely seeing them in our modern eyes won't create misunderstandings

[@mortache]

You want them to run and wrestle in their togas? It would be 2500-3000 years until people invented sportswear.

[@bokunogentoo4420]

2:14 he looks like a younger yanderedev lol

[@danielutriabrooks477]

And is just a deviant

[@bladestorm337]

lol true

[@akboy47]

Bro you had me choking to death on an apple lmao

[@unimportantcommenter4356]

Drinking from the coom chalice is not off brand for Elagabalus.

[@Sneikki]

You have a 14 year old, who has been told his whole life that he is the rock gods special little boy, and give him absolute power over the empire. Really it would have been weird if he wouldn't have acted like that.

[@thegatorhator6822]

It's normal for little boys to want to wear dresses and take it up the shitpipe? You're a concerning individual, friend.

[@Letos90]

I wouldn’t act like this, I would be a great emperor 😇

[@YaBoiBaxter2024]

Sounds like Joffrey from GOT.

[@olegoose574]

One of the few instances where Praetorian Guards are the good guys

[@strasseanthem8599]

Most mentally healthy roman emperor.

[@RossanaLupa]

The Roman Republic is a huge W though, my family goes back to fighting in its ranks.

[@lueisred6901]

@@RossanaLupaI love the senate

[@RossanaLupa]

@@lueisred6901 The Republic smashed Carthage and laid the foundation.

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

The stories about the Roman Emperor Elagabalus and the rise of questions about the “Transgender Emperor” and stuff like that. It is not surprising that most of the discussions about the so-called “Transgender Emperor” are inherently flawed and just simply wrong. This is not really an issue, there is almost no substance for a meaningful dialogue. There is just too little reputable information we have only the accounts of Cassius Dio, Herodian, and Historia Augusta, all of who had open animosity against Elagabalus. Accusing an unpopular former emperor of abnormal sexual behavior was a time-honored tradition among Roman Historians at this point. They really kick it up a notch with Elagabalus. But what we can prove is that this Emperor was a religious fanatic of cult to the Eastern diety El Gabal Latinised to Elagabalus witch traditions include circumcision. Elagabalus also liked to fuck around with the Roman state religion with reckless abandon. Needless to say, all this must have been incredibly unpopular which led to exaggeration and demonization.

[@Influence417]

I bet wokes are eating it up, though.

[@dehydrateddarkness3565]

God, how you guys piss me off. "This was written by Romans, so it was obviously bullshit, so I will make things up on my own". No, that's not how it works, we might just as well assume we know nothing about anything before early modern period due to dynastic propaganda

[@georgesmith4768]

It’s fascinating how much of the history of roman emporers gives massive propaganda vibes, but seems to just get swallowed as fact by pop history things because it’s old. Imagine if we only used campaign or attack adds to judge the US presidents.

[@zephlodwick1009]

Imagine if after Trump beats Biden, Marjorie Taylor Green is tasked with writing the history of Biden's presidency, and that's what gets passed down to future generations. And in 2k years, historians are arguing over whether Biden actually drank babies' blood to de-age himself. Now I kind of want Trump to win just for this to happen thousands of years after I die.

[@krystalneko4094]

We do

[@sakamotoverge3194]

Least Gay Roman Emperor

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

He was under 18 for most of his reign and got to enjoy being 18 for less than a year before death.

[@Muramasa1794]

Love the Rome II music playing in the beginning ❤

[@teyuface6034]

only real masterofroflness fans will know that the original title was "Rome's best bussy"

[@planetofgamespog8242]

It's changed like thrice since I last saw it lol

[@AnNationalist]

"History is a set of lies we've agreed upon" moment

[@ghostcreeper243]

The history of Rome gets weirder and wilder than before

[@Ben-jl2rh]

He looks like a middle schooler named Fillepe

[@lceorangutan]

ancient yandere dev

[@deltawing2200]

Can't wait to see TYPE-MOON get their hands on this

[@hesiod_delta9209]

YES YES YES YES Y E S.

[@rentisme]

Of course I see this after a minute of it being uploaded and I still get sloppy seconds 😞

[@orange8420]

NO wonder there was this crisis in the thrid century

[@ridawassan2102]

1:55 DIO'S ACCOUNT??!!?! (LOOK AT THE FIRST LINE)

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

KONO DIO DA!!!!

[@giantotter319]

I like Jojo as anyone but Cassius Dio was a pretty well known roman historian

[@ridawassan2102]

@@giantotter319 my bad g, I didn't know that 👍

[@Theloliconprincess]

Welp time decided that he was either falsly accused teen or Prince of Pleasure themself.

[@dindin8753]

Poor elagabalus he got slandered

[@basmatti4199]

Wow I used to watch a lot of your gaming videos when I was still in primary school. Crazy to see how much your channel has grown! Life is crazy haha and its cool seeing you're still around creating content.

[@-Raylight]

Slanesh would be pro- I mean guess Biggus Dickus made sense now. They just want to search for the biggest one xD

[@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly]

*_This man would definitely seek to transition if he lived in 2024._*

[@thegatorhator6822]

Average trans behaviour

[@RossanaLupa]

And then he would die to his own hands, hah!

[@ezaj.andara5621]

man it seems like straight from yaoi hentai story and i dont even read gay stuff

[@francescocantoni5665]

I remember him being depicted as a child in "Vita arcana". That manga mixed history with dark fantasy, following the actions of a mysterious assassin in the city of Emesa after the death of Caracalla and the usurpation of Macrinus. The author indulged a lot with splatter and nudity but the outcome was entertaining. Unfortunately, it never saw an end, having been terminated after few issues.

[@ezaj.andara5621]

@@francescocantoni5665 whoaa i mean dudes story is kinda cool (yeah i know its weird and lusty and so on but still cool) just its so normal if some mangaka wana pick some refference :3

[@GirirajGupta-gy1wt]

Calling it f** up is better than cool...but yeah I would love to read a manga based on this guy's ,"fictional" records​@@ezaj.andara5621

[@negarkalantry455]

⁠​⁠@@francescocantoni5665Do you know any other manga(or books or animes or anything) where we have some one like nero or our Fempreror here?

[@francescocantoni5665]

@@negarkalantry455 unfortunately no.. but I read "Thermae Romae", set during the reign of Hadrian. It's a light comedy with some isekai elements before it became trendy.

[@ollyravenhill7341]

Horrible Histories mentioned !!!

[@starhalv2427]

It's honestly kinda sad what happened to him

[@RossanaLupa]

The tragedy of dysphoria consumes lives around the world.

[@canaldecasta]

People proudly "idolizing" one of the worst emperors. It's not the win they think it is.

[@RossanaLupa]

Welcome to the madness and evil that is transgenderism. The more people support it the deeper we trudge into chaos.

[@laisphinto6372]

I wait for the next century where Hitler IS celebrated for being a vegan role model and probably a gay Icon given that WE cannot decide what survives AS Historical record there IS probably a Reddit gay fanfic of Röhm and Hitler surviving treated AS Historical fact

[@chcolate_chip3020]

“We have to make something up to defame the emperor!” And they make him a femboy

[@jaif7327]

least outrageous roman propaganda

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

This is the last channel I'd expect to see derpixion.

[@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly]

*He is the real life Bacchus*

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

he was hitting the zaza too much for someone who died at 18

[@jensenthegreen6780]

Him and i think nero was probably victim of a smear campaign after their death, other than that, literally me.

[@thegatorhator6822]

I wouldn't be surprised if what we know of Caligula is pure fiction also. The only thing that makes me reconsider that Caligula's insanity and depravity might be real is that it sounds exactly like what Vaush would do as Emperor.

[@giantotter319]

Nero was hated by christians, but that goes for plenty of roman emperors

[@laisphinto6372]

He wasnt Liked by the romans either at least the Senate .... okay the Senate bitched about every single emperor Always after their death

[@giantotter319]

@@laisphinto6372 Nero was surprisingly popular in the eastern part of the empire. They enjoyed his artist persona and were far enough to not be influenced by his nonsense.

[@marxussy]

rip Elagabalus, you would've loved hrt

[@TheRealOliverCromwell]

Your cosmetic butchering of the body inflicts nothing but pain onto the bodies of the mentally disabled. People like you who encourage such things sicken me.

[@Arialovessyou]

Rest in p(iss)eace

[@tylerphuoc2653]

@@Arialovessyou I'm sure she would have tried to get E from mare piss, too

[@steammanx]

Aint no wayyy we got a femboy emperor💀

[@zerq4558]

hello I'm transgender, I'll now become emperor and start to do a lot of questionable things so that in 2000 years a youtube channel will make a funny video about me. Does anyone have advice?

[@negarkalantry455]

Whatever you do, don't be boring.

[@RossanaLupa]

Seek therapy

[@zerq4558]

@@RossanaLupa why

[@hongfeiwei2710]

I can’t believe I wrote this

[@alack3879]

She did her best ok

[@RossanaLupa]

He*

[@giantotter319]

widely assumed to be the worst roman emperor

[@Arialovessyou]

Worst roman emperor and lead to Rome having a 40 year lont crisis

[@The_United_States_Of_America76]

This guy's life is basically my late night dream

[@thepizzafoogle5481]

The Horrible Histories part being included made my so happy as a British mf

[@user-le1zy1ut9y]

Do one on Tiberius and the Capri swinging scene.

[@AntlerDesim]

There's no bigger genius content creator

[@ZephanyZephZeph]

Most guides on what happens in a surgery can be found on yourube due to it being educational content, specifically for patients who intend to have the operation done on them, so they can see what will be done. I dont see why it would be any different for a vaginoplasty.

[@compatriot852]

My man basically trooned out so hard that it led to the decline of the Severan dynasty and eventual crisis of the third century

[@TheRealOliverCromwell]

They are a danger to society.

[@teal_m_101]

Elagabalus needs a hug.

[@bladestorm337]

He looks like Yanderedev

[@GutsGrassesOn]

Rest in peace Elagabus Born too soon to discover Grindr and Estrogen

[@Bryan21381]

Me being reminded of dovahatty's interpretation: totally normal.

[@user-ow2yr4nu4z]

Aelianus goes to work and as he walks thru the doors he says to his coworkers Guess what I did last nite? And his coworker Ennius replys Shag the Emporer? We all have!

[@joshjacob1530]

That means he was actually one of the best and most godly emperors like Caligula and his kids prob were like literal gods

[@clovispadilha3237]

Empress*

[@Penelope_777]

Emperor

[@TheRealOliverCromwell]

Mental insanity does not define reality. Maybe living in your deep blue city statw has mentally degraded you so much to the point to where reality has been shattered in your eyes.

[@RossanaLupa]

Soyboy.

[@dr.wagner216]

This game hasba wonderful soundtrack, great use

[@suhnih4076]

Elagabalus be wildin fr fr

[@sandalman3554]

You think i didnt recognize that image so your a man of culture 0:32

[@iamtondro3747]

Damn, didn’t know Felix Argyle could time travel

[@shinsenshogun900]

Doomed by regents, forever remembered for slander

[@arandomlanguagenerd1869]

She is so iconic

[@Occam601]

Babe wake up new femboy lore just dropped

[@monarchtherapsidsinostran9125]

Remember when ck3 made this character uh. A woman. Apparently its phobic to point out that on the pdx forums back then. Crazy. :v

[@commscan314]

Do you mean Imperator Rome?

[@fellofftheworld]

Pink Guy...pre 'nut clarity' era.

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

0:00 With a face like that, how can the rumors about him possibly be false?

[@nunyabiznes33]

Wonder tho why his grandmother hated him enough to depose him. I'm expecting that he was a lil bit Joffrey Lannister.

[@TaraZaraChara]

these replies did not pass the vibe check

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I’m just saying, if the Emperor gives me a box of bees I’m not going to be ungrateful.

[@ChaseddiHondo]

Deez Balus

[@kaybevang536]

He’s the Roman Version Of Mr.Libido from Yakuza 0

[@carlosmagnodealmeida9500]

I've seen the winner say the loser only had one ball or a micropeepee, but portraying him as a literal yandere femboy is on a whole other level.

[@xeanderman6688]

Every roman emperor could be descirbed by the words "chaotic bisexual energy"

[@jahirfranco2697]

0:00 goofy ahh face

[@nickalex4235]

German Auxillary Cruisers when???

[@mightquinnable]

Damn, the character assassin was making him seem like a sex obsessed femboy😂😂😂

[@Mr_Schizo]

Who's gayer? Him or any femboy that likes Napoleon in person?

[@Yarmox]

Imagine if he had the hub 🫣

[@Yourfriendo614]

Next Rangila shah the opponent of Nadir shah

[@joshstack34]

The weirdest thing is that literally every thing we know about Roman history could be propaganda. Maybe Nero and Caligula were the victims of character assassination.

[@delroku]

Ave true to Caesarina

[@Fligunem]

0:31 the fact I saw that yesterday says a lot about me (I can’t share it btw, link gets deleted lol)

[@rguess]

I would like to believe in the twink emperor theory

[@DxSkeith]

Not Caligula? Dang

[@BLooDCoMPleX]

They were just too ahead of their time.