TCOWHN # 358 Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt • #358 - Joey Diaz and L... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
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@ChokeSerenity5 жыл бұрын
When uncle Joey takes that sip of water and starts with 1980.... you know some knowledge will follow.
@boofert.washington24995 жыл бұрын
Knowledge, bullshit....it's the same thing.
@danielbyal44405 жыл бұрын
@@boofert.washington2499 fuck if its bullshit, its probably not but say it is. its still entertaining
@slimthizzle114 жыл бұрын
I swear I said that same shit to myself 😂😂😂
@xxxs83094 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mymusic50534 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@7gangstaboy4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan looks different in this vid
@samherron41354 жыл бұрын
7gangstaboy underrated reply
@Spookyduke14 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wailandkarisma42794 жыл бұрын
In this alternate dimension joe Rogan took accounting instead of taekwondo.
@masavoy02284 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TheRealAVTV4 жыл бұрын
as I read this, I scrolled up to check at 0:42 hahahahahaha
@dougstanhope77744 жыл бұрын
The look of happiness on Lee’s face when Joey said he’d hide his coke money at Lee’s place was priceless 😂
@shellytanski42814 жыл бұрын
5:30 *Really*
@postersandstuff4 жыл бұрын
I have coke money too (from Coke soda bottle refund deposits lol ;)
@postersandstuff4 жыл бұрын
In Scandinavia and Germany they give you money back for empty soda bottles btw
@KB-pd9yh4 жыл бұрын
He was considering it
@logancolston80614 жыл бұрын
you would have thought his girl friend told him he had a big pecker..."Really? 🤩"
@fleadoggreen90624 жыл бұрын
Lee starts dealing,gets busted first day
@someoneiknow66324 жыл бұрын
Fleadog Green then snitches
@keithstyers46784 жыл бұрын
His first customer would be a narc!!! He'd be in Singsing forever!!!
@LesRed4 жыл бұрын
Fleadog Green: Nah he won’t even get to start dealing cause the plug will rob him😆
@bigmeme82664 жыл бұрын
@@LesRed this 😭
@someoneiknow66324 жыл бұрын
Lee type of guy to fill out a resume to start dealing drugs.
@sevnteen83645 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Joey snore and I would feel like I was in the 80s
@johnchaney91005 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sebg68655 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tyronesmith99594 жыл бұрын
Bruh classic joke
@ProfessorScout4 жыл бұрын
Why is this the funniest youtube comment ive ever seen
@adamdrakestudio4 жыл бұрын
Amazing comment
@larrytran89725 жыл бұрын
I love how Lee has zero street knowledge. He so pure and innocent 😂
@maximus62365 жыл бұрын
Larry Tran this is what makes this podcast great. Lee not knowing about the street is why joey diaz shares so much knowledge and experiences
@harristech68074 жыл бұрын
Lolol ikr he is a funny ass character!
@211rams4 жыл бұрын
Yea and all the wannabe gangsters in the comments to haha
@Sneak2484 жыл бұрын
ROTARYK1NG You don’t gotta be gangsta to be street smart.
@Growdankmeds4 жыл бұрын
Bubble wrapped and still lives with mummy at 40
@eddiewisnowski93255 жыл бұрын
You could literally make a movie of Joey Diaz giving Lee coke money to hold on too... then Lee throws a little party that somehow turns into a huge banger and the next day the money is missing ... Then Lee goes on a crazy adventure trying to get the money back before Joey finds out lol
@fitzchivalryfarseer3134 жыл бұрын
Eddie Wisnowski or he and Joey go on a comedic adventure to find it.
@Jbk4real4 жыл бұрын
A banger you fucking dork, let me guess you will bring your own spray cheese
@josephbainton31984 жыл бұрын
John Kyle ?
@Jbk4real4 жыл бұрын
@@josephbainton3198 ??
@TheNumbasign24 жыл бұрын
Joey is on an episode of scste tactics. With a kind of similar plot. A kid shorts his money 10k. The shit is hilarious.
@jelanireid3973 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz teaches his daughter math using coke deal scenarios
@RJ-wx3fh2 жыл бұрын
Wkuk did a skit parodying kindergarten cop with convicts, the prison math is quite amusing 'so if I have 2 packs of Newports....'
@evilgenius79372 жыл бұрын
You owe 2 wise guys 30,000 you have 10,000 how much bullets do you need
@professordick48684 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@self-transforming_machine-elf5 жыл бұрын
lee just making sure he can scrape it together on the road lmao
@ogbbq22615 жыл бұрын
Brah I don’t know how good has it been for REDBAN after joe took him off the podcast. I hope lee doesn’t become another Tommy Easter living in a van
@jonrivere4245 жыл бұрын
@@ogbbq2261 then don't hope for the best why tf worry about someone else's life like that
@kingjoe85885 жыл бұрын
Og Bbq u sound like your 12😂
@lean4real_115 жыл бұрын
Og Bbq hey tough guy, watch your fuckin mouth. youre not scaring anyone. stop being a negative bitch and stfu
@lean4real_115 жыл бұрын
ginge gingerton edgy lil bitch
@forrest18754 жыл бұрын
BETTER TITLE: Lee contemplating if coke dealing is worthwhile for him
@logankanekoa44284 жыл бұрын
Lees the typa guy who would squeal if you shake his hand too hard
@josephf99844 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying it bro. Thank you.
@leafsfan15393 жыл бұрын
He’s a square peg in a round hole
@requestcontainsinvalidargu1853 жыл бұрын
Laugh me binne in my poes.
@dakotalenzi76302 жыл бұрын
Leave my boy alone hahahahahahaha
@henrikf87772 жыл бұрын
@@leafsfan1539 Square and pegged but the hole's an ellipse
@MattywannaToke4 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey holds the pen while he's talking like he's taking notes
@toad32224 жыл бұрын
He's writing down years and numbers and stuff so he can calculate things easier
@nickyhustle4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s a funny mannerism
@pickelsvx4 жыл бұрын
@@toad3222 Makes sense, he always was a numbers guy.
@rileyblack56212 жыл бұрын
I want to see one of the papers after a podcast. It would be filled with numbers like a wartime letter written in a code 😂😂
@MrJungle1232 жыл бұрын
@@pickelsvx how the fuck do you know?
@erichkiparski3145 жыл бұрын
0:47 The way Joey drinks his water got me rollin this morning.... with the pinky and the eyebrows!
@everythingfunny47255 жыл бұрын
Like a fuckin' DOCTAH!
@MichaelIGDE5 жыл бұрын
Rocko 333 IM fucking dead son
@jonrivere4245 жыл бұрын
Well endowed pinky out
@AcidAroma5 жыл бұрын
Such a fucking gentleman
@NotKimiRaikkonen5 жыл бұрын
In Renaissance France when the aristocracy would get together they'd all end up fucking. If you put your pinky up while drinking it signified that you had syphilis, as a courtesy for those that didn't.
@gregzy14714 жыл бұрын
"The most lucrative hotdog stands in the history of America, each hotdog stand gotta make 15 grand a day" ......class😂
@Noah-zo4gn4 жыл бұрын
Liquidated is what I think he said
@Phoney.Baloney5 жыл бұрын
Lee with that quick math brain🤯
@somerandomarmydude5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the last one to think that?
@danielmorffi55035 жыл бұрын
Facts i was like the jew brain id strong in this one
@harristech68074 жыл бұрын
LOL this why I fk n love KZbin comments, always miss funny as s shi t like this hahahah. He calculated that so fast!!!!
@Brayden-sb9ut4 жыл бұрын
Eric Cage ur jealous that we’re smarter than u?
@StinkyPataki4 жыл бұрын
Brayden lmao no I’m never jealous of a fucking Jew. Never.
@LetsGoGetThem4 жыл бұрын
Bruh doing crime when there isnt CCTV is like easy mode though.
@heisenburg86083 жыл бұрын
These old fuckers had it so easy, and 90% of them still managed to go pen 😂
@EikottXD3 жыл бұрын
What are y'all talking about they had CCTV in the 80s it was just on tape instead of a hard drive or the cloud.
@LetsGoGetThem3 жыл бұрын
@@EikottXD Not widespread, and bad tech.
@johnbean25963 жыл бұрын
Tape used to be expensive as fuck! Anyone else remember stealing rolls of film lol
@owenarmstrong19153 жыл бұрын
People were the CCTV in those days, wasn't seen as snitching
@srgt.stones86275 жыл бұрын
Love a good dose of Uncle Joey when im startin to fall off track. Keep on Livin like a doctah.
@Deadlyaztec275 жыл бұрын
Yep, he's my social and economic compass. When things are going bad, even in the worst of times, he reminds me that while life has its dips it has its rises and that things *will* get better. Thanks Uncle Joey, for everything.
@twotonetonybaloney99634 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt cocksuckaa
@Marky2nice4 жыл бұрын
“When I tell ya everything, I tell ya everything”. -Joey Diaz 2019
@archaicsoul45974 жыл бұрын
Lol Joey actually makes half a good point here. Tell everyone you’re broke so you know who your real friends are 😂
@akaXAX4 жыл бұрын
Lee at his most comprehensive. Usually he's half dead
@joonaslehtonen79653 жыл бұрын
No. He is either on oxys or ketamine.
@macro3125 жыл бұрын
"I'm looking at him" Joey, you have a charisma about you.
@Ally.Cat.2525 жыл бұрын
Is 85 the only year Joey remembers?
@MagicDragonesk4 жыл бұрын
It's the only year he falsely remembers to lie about shit hes done
@kevyyar4 жыл бұрын
@@MagicDragonesk facts
@gunbacker94284 жыл бұрын
Well he said 87, 88. 89
@bertiewaldron69254 жыл бұрын
Psykonaut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanstone35884 жыл бұрын
Psykonaut how do you know it’s fake
@MrFriko225 жыл бұрын
When you high as coyote and you start listening this 80’s coke stories
@bobbiblaze4 жыл бұрын
"There's so many things you can do" - Joey Diaz 2019 with a smirk on his face
@footballa573 жыл бұрын
Joey: "If I was a coke dealer right now, guess who's house i would hide everything at?" Lee: "Who?" Joey: "I'm looking at him." Lee *happliy*: "Really?!" That meant a lot to him because it meant Joey completely trusts him 😅
@jovan4015 Жыл бұрын
@Leo Coyne there's no disrespect, it's all business.
@josh9941 Жыл бұрын
@Leo Coyne u get wat you sign up for no disrespect
@zachschiller7321 Жыл бұрын
@Leo Coyne weird take
@dxublexxsplicitxxsplicit4943 Жыл бұрын
@Leo Coyne disrespect? Really? I see the person I'm blaming for having coke if I ever gotta get rid of it.
@dxublexxsplicitxxsplicit4943 Жыл бұрын
@Leo Coyne* psssst* it's you
@shaundixon62455 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz's beginner's guide to being a coke dealer
@Saucecrates4 жыл бұрын
In the 90s
@rvhdcroa45694 жыл бұрын
Shaun Dixon If u need a guide u probably shouldnt do it lmao
@camronstillgess4 жыл бұрын
Rvhd croa u sound stupid. How do street ppl get knowledge than? They learn from Og’s. U gotta be guided one way or another
@haych16374 жыл бұрын
Camron Stillgess u sound stupid ain’t hard as long as u can cop the shit u can get rid of it common sense
@ThePeacePlant4 жыл бұрын
@@camronstillgess you don't learn from ogs lol. That's all movie shit, your local og isnt giving classes. You just go with instinct. Like he said he hid his money at girls or friends house. That's basic shit you just do when you are hiding shit lol. Y'all dudes who think Joey is a gangster are too much of basic dudes. I grew up in the suburbs and not even a ghetto dude but I surrounded myself with sub cultures. I imagine y'all are the nerdiest dudes who always dreamed about staying out past the street lights and living that life. Joey is a basic dude who dealt drugs, hes not special
@asher80853 жыл бұрын
Hearing him tell about him making tens of thousands of dollars and how he was still pretty much next to dead broke that whole time really exemplifies how expensive a coke habit can be🤣🤣
@j_toledo4195 жыл бұрын
"They always pay it Lee" 😁
@mtumeumrani3765 жыл бұрын
@which is why Lee says "what if they don't pay?"
@josephf99844 жыл бұрын
BackdriftNightfall thank you. At least someone understood it.
@icarusblack8925 жыл бұрын
At 1:27 Lees Jew power activated
@bobtob84235 жыл бұрын
Lol he beautiful minded that shit real quick 😂
@harristech68074 жыл бұрын
LOL this why I fk n love KZbin comments, always miss funny as s shi t like this hahahah. He calculated that so fast!!!!
@icarusblack8924 жыл бұрын
I just couldn't help myself after reading thru comments like "hold on, nobody noticed how quick he did that math". Lol
@danieldeprophetis21144 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed that. Holy shit Lee why are u not a rocket scientist???
@youfuckingmomo16324 жыл бұрын
homeboy was prepared LMFAO
@gr8gr8324 жыл бұрын
I’m high asf and these stories are Oscar worthy I tell you no lies lol
@robdcollector28084 жыл бұрын
GR8 GR8..hes got enough stories for a Goodfellas 2
@williamcutrell74564 жыл бұрын
That's what they are stories 😂 this guy a phony
@Noname-ho7ib3 жыл бұрын
Same im baked as hell binge watching this shit
@t6amygdala3 жыл бұрын
I wish I was
@77zeu333 жыл бұрын
@@williamcutrell7456 ? watch your mouth goofy
@remek_ember4 жыл бұрын
Joey: I pay your bills, your groceries, your rent, 3,000 a month Lee: Yeah but I can't have parties...
@elcheekoful3 жыл бұрын
Its a good question
@kylesnyder19103 жыл бұрын
@@elcheekoful no it’s not
@DrMattPDO3 жыл бұрын
Look, he doesn’t have parties.
@__-fk4jz2 жыл бұрын
@@DrMattPDO how do you know
@cudanhn70212 жыл бұрын
@@__-fk4jz because it’s lee
@Porldweace4 жыл бұрын
Did joey live his whole life in 1985
@JohnDoe-sp3dc4 жыл бұрын
His stories are made up fiction with a sprinkle of his own experience here and a pinch of other people's stories there. Maybe it's because most of Joey's audience hasn't experienced drug addiction or lived criminal lifestyle styles, but it's so damn obvious that he's making up these stories on the fly as he tells them. He'll give conflicting dates and madness for events all the time. He also goes back and forth between saying he never really made money or sold that much coke to saying he was fucking scarface moving kilos.
@Porldweace4 жыл бұрын
John Doe that’s straight facts mate. I hear what your saying ✌️😂 💯
@h.l.malazan57824 жыл бұрын
It was a glorious year.
@jkilla31003 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-sp3dc wow dead on lol exactly what i was thinkin aswell no cap
@rurathn55343 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-sp3dc sure man and what are your sources?
@sloopymoosadjob23584 жыл бұрын
Nothing like coming down and listening to coke stories
@AnthonyMartinez-jg8lo5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey looks like he's turning into a baby dinosaur.
@funonvancouverisland5 жыл бұрын
Not the momma!
@kyleadams11024 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn’t want this to be funny but it was 😂
@arthurfonzarelli98284 жыл бұрын
Lee looks more like the dinosaur with his short arms
@Medyobabae4 жыл бұрын
HE LOOKS LIKE BABY SINCLAIR FROM DINOSAURS
@joshuacorona17753 жыл бұрын
"Ashley and her Chinese friends"🤣🤣
@andrewtorrez54784 жыл бұрын
"but what if they don't pay??" "There gonna FUCKING PAY LEE!!!" LMAO dead hahah
@jeremiahshields78275 жыл бұрын
Split second thought Joey's shirt said "Legally Brazilian" lol.
@Sheed965 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah Shields it’s doesn’t though
@jeremiahshields78275 жыл бұрын
@@Sheed96 ....my comment covered that with the word "thought".
@Sheed965 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahshields7827 nah u were wrong its ok
@col.nugget15244 жыл бұрын
rasheed sobo shut the fuck up rasheed
@cristiancruz90374 жыл бұрын
"i know people who were broke but had a great time" unlce joey dropping knowledge
@EnZo7992 Жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of the sounds and faces Lee makes whenever he’s surprised by whatever Joeys saying 😂
@dawicked2k85 жыл бұрын
Joey "Quick maffs" Diaz
@jpr4424 жыл бұрын
5:30 aw he was so happy
@dylan70865 жыл бұрын
Joey “pshhhh i worked my ass off bro” Diaz does it again 😂😂GOAT
@josephblackwood40013 жыл бұрын
*As Bob Marley once said: "Money is numbas and numbas neva end. If it take money to be happy, yah search fa happiness will neva end"*
@christianmeza45292 жыл бұрын
wise words
@timshark63152 жыл бұрын
Money is nothings
@chrisgoosebrooks638 Жыл бұрын
Lee is like a little kid talking with grandpa
@logancolston80614 жыл бұрын
Lee is so clueless man jesus 😂 "do you go and hide your money throughout the night each time you make another 3 grand?"...
@josephf99844 жыл бұрын
I really can’t stand Lee. His high-pitch voice + his ignorance and borderline stupidity makes it extremely difficult to get through the podcasts.. thank God Uncle Joey’s wisdom and story telling overrides anything that Lee can possibly say. I apologize to anyone that actually likes Lee, although I really don’t know how you could. 🤷♂️
@jacklancaster86224 жыл бұрын
I love Lee and Joeys friendship Joey clearly looks out for him and Lee respect's him
@Applepielord75 жыл бұрын
I love how lee seems so innocent 😭😂
@timcunningham11014 жыл бұрын
12:35 I cant lmfao
@benitogarcia57514 жыл бұрын
Lee looked so thrilled when Joey said he would hide money at his house hahah
@ajg51385 жыл бұрын
Lmao joey telling a jew that you dont need money to be happy
@trippsmclovin4 жыл бұрын
Does. Not compute lol.
@DimitrisKoronakosIonikos4 жыл бұрын
That was gold broskie 👍😂😂😂💯
@DGreey4 жыл бұрын
Racist homie
@RyanLovesReds4 жыл бұрын
TheChillKomodo its not a race homie
@deezlesteezle4 жыл бұрын
@@RyanLovesReds They are part of the human race.
@zachtv1476 Жыл бұрын
Lee really asked the best questions! Joey said it in an episode Lee always has the million dollar question 😂
@theanonymous23494 жыл бұрын
Broo HATS OFF to my man LEE he’s hella quick with the maths like some little Chinese kid
@tobyn1235 жыл бұрын
My friend was paying his mum's mortgage when he was 13 selling weed. If he was selling sweets or some shit he'd be in the local paper as a hero... Instead he ended up with a criminal record.
@kristopherrice14655 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame shit should be legal, but just know playing with fire usually gets you burned
@KingSukuna5 жыл бұрын
No he wasn’t. You’re not paying a mortgage by selling weed. Nobody is selling a 13 year old multiple pounds & where did he get the money to get the pounds in the first place. Let’s all take a moment & remember to stop lying.
@kristopherrice14655 жыл бұрын
Game Bred I know 3 kids who pay the mortgage since their freshman year... not everyone’s daddy has a 4000$ mortgage either dumbass....
@tobyn1235 жыл бұрын
@@KingSukuna also how the fuck do you know about what a 13 year old can get up to on one of the roughest estates in Europe?
@fkin8shyt5 жыл бұрын
@@KingSukuna Well they put you in your place quick, huh?
@herberttorojr76404 жыл бұрын
I used to move work in the late 90s this video is bringing all the anxiety and stress and insomnia back
@JW-qf2fx4 жыл бұрын
"im lookin at him" haha no truer words spoken
@fearone5 жыл бұрын
the 'pssshhhhhh" at 1:19 lol
@SimplyLimbo4 жыл бұрын
Money doesnt buy happiness, it makes life easier. Thats all
@bluethunder45424 жыл бұрын
The greatest laughter I ever experienced was a dirt poor Puerto Rican mother and her two sons who loved to joke and interact ,and it showed md a life lesson I'll never forget ,was beautiful.
@tonylyons12744 жыл бұрын
I have a new found of respect for this fella...RESPECT to your hussle man knows how you rolled, Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do STANDARD
@OrdinaryAverageMan4 жыл бұрын
'Get tha fuk outa here' lol 😆 soprano style 😎 👌
@nunyafockler56503 жыл бұрын
In Joey Diaz We Trust. 💯💙🔥
@jonsellas5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is never going to stop thinking about cocaine. Whether or not she uses ever again, it will always be on his mind. I believe the question was how do you get over the stress of not having any money?
@asimpson1645 жыл бұрын
That's how cocaine works. The very first time you do it, those thoughts show up. Every day for the rest of your life you will have at least a few thoughts about doing it. Every day.
@chrisconnor80865 жыл бұрын
jonsellas because dealing or stealing, he always knew he could make a bill any given day
@Mizzle4204204 жыл бұрын
A Simpson nah thats not true for everyone ive done plenty of coke and i almost never think about it, so many better drugs out there
@asimpson1644 жыл бұрын
@@Mizzle420420 I can't dispute that my man. I believe you. My only defense would be that it doesn't affect you like most because it wasn't the pinnacle of your chemical experience.
@Mizzle4204204 жыл бұрын
A Simpson yeah thats for sure, i definitely liked it alot until i found better shit like MDMA (Molly), Pressed Ecstasy Pills, Psychedelics (LSD, Mushrooms), Opioids. Coke is just super boring to me and kinda gives me anxiety
@EricBishard3 жыл бұрын
Those clips at the end lololol leer buddy, be careful on those stars
@wrist_drip_limp92682 жыл бұрын
I love the drug info clips more than anything
@davida.79674 жыл бұрын
@ 10:22 "You gotta pay the juice, lee..." Epic words .
@Brayden-sb9ut4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@brashinga7354 жыл бұрын
You know it’ll be good when he sips that water before the story
@cent19894 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz writing whilst not even looking haha
@exogenouss3 жыл бұрын
joey writing some killer notes at the beginning there
@johncampbelltattoos24944 жыл бұрын
Lee: "i cant believe you think 100 thousands on drugs as an investment" ...😦
@suckafree975 жыл бұрын
I feel like I got juiced watching this video.
@clapforboobies58923 жыл бұрын
Lee with the quick maths
@KushTime420 Жыл бұрын
The sound of Joey drinking water makes my day
@spicolip23344 жыл бұрын
bottle of water, pen and paper, chicken coup top left in the background, candle in a little cup, snotty tissue, some other shit scattered all over the table, joey is doing santeria. oh shit. run lee.
@ac8D34 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand that sound of Joey drinking his water🤣
@blue_diamond_gem4 жыл бұрын
These are conversations that people with money have 🤣
@stylezthaprophet44794 жыл бұрын
Aww Lee is so innocent
@TheGanjologist5 жыл бұрын
Nobody checks the cereal box in a home invasion
@nicholassternon58575 жыл бұрын
Hahaha where you from?
@TheGanjologist5 жыл бұрын
@@nicholassternon5857 from my pops nuts. Born and raised
@johnhall73504 жыл бұрын
@@TheGanjologist born and raaaaiiised?!?
@supremeleaderkoko2 жыл бұрын
Easily one of my favorite joey diaz clip
@9latinumStudioz2 жыл бұрын
The fvking giggle 🤣🤣🤣 sounds like Mario on speed 🤸♂️
@ybgkokekoke84914 жыл бұрын
We never had money, that’s how we get over the stress of not having money...you can’t stress about something you’ll never see.
@timshark63152 жыл бұрын
Life’s easier that way
@adambarnhart21885 жыл бұрын
Storytime with Joey is just him remembering movies he’s watched...
@tobe12073 жыл бұрын
You can't even imagine people not just staying inside and posting memes. Joey's stories aren't even crazy. You're just super sheltered
@mindyourbusiness3587 Жыл бұрын
Awe he’s so innocent 😂
@deveanrogers92533 жыл бұрын
How can you dislike the video lmao, he’s being so wholesome at the beginning 😂
@jdgoesham53812 жыл бұрын
Just like with Patrice O'Neil, I can rewatch/relisten to Joey's stuff many times. And like with Patrice, we're lucky to have all this material we'll have forever to laugh about.
@fredward74765 жыл бұрын
Being a coke dealer seems like it would be one of the most stressful and hazardous jobs on the planet. Get set up and robbed, end up in huge debt to some sadistic psycho mf's. Potential nightmare scenario. I dunno though, maybe the 80's were different.
@ohnonotjo5 жыл бұрын
No cameras and social media back then. Reputation and action meant something. You got a problem? Kill the guy and move away. Or stay and run that shit
@pickelsvx4 жыл бұрын
That's why you make sure you don't owe money to the supplier, if you always pay up front then you will never owe shit to anyone.
@johndough74853 жыл бұрын
it probably is depending how you do it. I imagine like any career if you really stick to it you can end up in a place where you don't gotta do the dirty work anymore you just make the big decisions. I don't think any coke dealer is going to want to be a corner man for life. No matter who you are if you got lots of coke and cash on you its risky as hell. Some gangsters have PTSD its a brutal life.
@srobertweiser3 жыл бұрын
Unless you are an addict, cocaine is a shitty business to be involved in. High risk, low reward. Plus, you’re dealing with coke heads 24/7. Hell, even if you are an addict, it’s still a shitty business.
@ryanjofre3 жыл бұрын
A guy I knew got into the coke game when he was a sophomore in H.S………..he was murdered before he turned 26 and he wasn’t even a real player. He was a good man that made a very bad choice because of his poverty. I’d rather pick up dog shit than get involved in that evil world.
@overlordone1246 Жыл бұрын
These two are brilliant together
@dadecountytalk3054 жыл бұрын
Bro I watch every video love joey broooo the stories are off the chain
@Paperbag-om6mh5 жыл бұрын
Whatever juices are in the brain, my brain came listening to uncles Joey's voice
@33jtracing4 жыл бұрын
I’ve learned to be humble with out loot. All I need is family.
@ahaok62453 жыл бұрын
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@lilslavboi21714 жыл бұрын
u switched my life up joey good fuckin dude
@Depp-ressed-3 жыл бұрын
Joey drinking a bottle of water is pure ASMR.
@mikeyoung24445 жыл бұрын
Joey "Let's Pretend" Diaz
@zyncra39654 жыл бұрын
He's been pretending most of his stories so the name is fitting
@ebz30015 жыл бұрын
This is a TED Talk
@carlosdelara2474 жыл бұрын
1:15 why is this so funny too me 😂😂😂
@brunoberardi48153 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Joey he breaks it down haha
@rxtuninginc84442 жыл бұрын
This guy has had a pretty interesting life. He's a good story teller too. I'd love to sit and have a beer or a few lines with him if he still did it and listen to some of the crazy shit
@BudsCartoon3 жыл бұрын
You can tell Joey is legit here because he knows the value in selling in grams AND wholesale ounces. I used to sell weed, pick up 8 pounds a week. I used to sell 6 pounds off the bat at a $500 profit each. No work, just move each pound. The last 2 pounds I would sell in 1/8ths, 1/4s, halfs, ozs and QPs. Back in the early 2000s an oz gram'd out at $20 (though I did 1 for $15, 2 for $25) would be $560 off a $250 oz or whatever. $300 profit per oz, but a lot of work. If you did that for an entire pound it'd be $4800 profit. So with the wholesale $3000 (6lbs at $500 each) and a few extra thousand of the other 2 lbs of small stuff it was a nice weekly profit. I'm still living off that money 15 years later.
@3kpapii Жыл бұрын
How much u made that you’re still living from it 15 years later
@ezzeljordan7060 Жыл бұрын
How tf did you get away with taxing people like that
@BudsCartoon Жыл бұрын
@@ezzeljordan7060 There is/was a LOT of money and little competition in white collar areas. Plus rarely any problems.
@BudsCartoon Жыл бұрын
@@3kpapii Well I work in the legit cannabiz now and do pretty well, so the money I have stashed I don't need to access very often. I was able to put away around $200K by the time I closed up shop. (This is a fictitious story if the IRS is reading this)
@ShawnFX Жыл бұрын
@@BudsCartoon lmaoo a fictitious story if the irs is reading. Damn man I wish I can sell weed and other drugs. But it's a HUGE NO in our religion to deal with and make dirty money
@416heavymetal4 жыл бұрын
lee got the stash
@Drake-qg6ot7 ай бұрын
He's so right So much you can do
@smallerfreeze4 жыл бұрын
Joey "my stories literally have no direction" diaz