LET'S ARGUE: The WORST Lyrics of All Time (Vol. 2)

Round 2: things get even worse.
Part 1: • LET'S ARGUE: Worst Lyr...
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[@ightxy9781]

"Rest in Piece to all the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix" - 2chainz

[@totempolejoe1]

OH MY GOD

[@nekroz_of_super_dora3477]

2 Chainz can’t compete with hotmeat89 when it comes to jokes about military wives

[@maxexodus]

That one is just hilarious

[@flavio7180]

That is one of the funniest lines ever lmao.

[@bunny-yz4yy]

@@nekroz_of_super_dora3477 good reference lmao

[@witwoo1825]

"she got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Micheal Jackson" - Kanye West remains undefeated

[@evandaugherty1223]

That line is impeccable

[@caseyflynn666]

She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, she got a dark skinned friend look like Tito-foggieraw on the song conquito with Andy Mineo I think is better

[@Sena2gK]

nahh man that bar is legendary not bad at all

[@all-caps3927]

This line is unbeatable

[@mychaeljones7526]

Tbf that line is legendary

[@allanfiesta]

‘’Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too” -Drake

[@kiraqueen2558]

Certified boy lover

[@brainless6370]

@@kiraqueen2558 underrated comment

[@astralalice1162]

@@yesyos4672 that's not what the metoo movement is lol

[@thelabs7128]

@@astralalice1162 erm yes it is

[@SeanMaddenBMX]

@@thelabs7128 erm no it fucking isnt??

[@LydiaReneeDarling]

“She got a big ‘ol onion booty, make the world cry” -Migos

[@dualtahunter4043]

"chicks got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry" - hank schrader

[@elans.8595]

​@@dualtahunter4043💪💪 nice pfp

[@dxnene2371]

"I'm heading west like I'm blowing f**kin Kanye" - Childish Gambino 🤣

[@AnonyMous-gj7qq]

NO WAY LMAOOO

[@sadia9061]

A BAR TO END ALL BARS

[@kmcorrea5805]

Did Jeffree Starr write this line?

[@lfootie7351]

That bar is heat wdym

[@earl0000]

That's funny though LMAO, Gambino is definitely the type of rapper where random ass shit like that can fly

[@tonightsbigloser]

"you're a child. you're a fucking child." ~Anthony when he sees a child

[@KusanagiMotoko100]

yeah, that came off weird.

[@benjaminroter9393]

@@KusanagiMotoko100 glad i'm not crazy I was like u hiding something?

[@calebduarte5255]

I mean, it’s true. I am a child.

[@damonsmith1053]

This is my favorite comment of all time

[@yhavinmiles]

@@damonsmith1053 you must have the bar set at the lowest possible low of all lows

[@algorithmgaming1578]

"She poured us drinks/ to drink/ we drank em/ got drunk" - t pain the lyrical mastermind

[@lred1383]

All the verb forms

[@rouge939]

This is kind of clever

[@agvga5510]

And nooooow i Knoww she think she coooool.

[@onlinepseudonym9968]

the t-pain verb conjugation table

[@JakeNHale]

Bitch what!? 😂 that part was fire the way he said it

[@joepbailey]

man he touched on Train. but didnt get the worst lyrics. Don't cry when I die When it's my time I probably won't die I'll just lie down and close my eyes And think about stuff

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

Where would pat finnerty be without train songs to be tortured by?

[@williamd2989]

SO GANGSTA, I'M SO THUG

[@demspookz8732]

Train has some of the most comically bad lyrics I’ve ever heard

[@seamusmckeon9109]

It’s so not deep it becomes deep

[@guttsu]

@@thepolarphantasm2319 If we get another little stinkers out of it, then I'll allow them to continue making music.

[@razni06]

"Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual" - Teejayx6

[@seerial_designation_n]

Literally any line from a Dynamic Duo song could be on here and that's what makes them so great

[@dankdylan9278]

AND he took his toaster strudel

[@all-caps3927]

I was so dead when I saw this

[@XD-ly7fp]

teejays lyrics are so out of pocket they’re good. true spit take stuff

[@souldanny.]

@@dankdylan9278 That's too far.

[@TortoiseMaximus]

“I’m the shit, literally.” - Wiz Khalifa the human feces

[@skeksis1085]

Brown and yellow, brown and yellow

[@yhavinmiles]

Khalfia never did an anal scene tho

[@lenko2605]

Do Ya Thing be like.

[@kraio-sfu]

Shit Khalifa

[@maxtadeu181]

I falled laughing, goddamit never heard it before

[@madeleinep.828]

Easy target, but speaking of Train, "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of" still haunts me, especially because it was written by the blandest white guy band I can think of.

[@howarddewing6617]

I'm pretty sure he was saying "I'm no gangsta" implying that gangstas and thugs are unfaithful, but him not being one of them is faithful and only thinking of the woman that he's referencing

[@TR-ru7wl]

@@howarddewing6617 he doesn't say that though, he says "so"

[@the_rose_titty]

And in the video he does a... thing? Like trying to look "thug". Though with how bland white people use thug nowadays maybe it's better he didn't put them down

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

stop the train

[@user82929b]

Trains early stuff is pretty good tho :3

[@FreekToTakex]

“Built a house op on that ass, that’s an asstate” is my favorite

[@shamanic_nostalgia]

that whole verse is pretty bad

[@NZCrypT]

Nah that's fire

[@carterharding120]

Roll up on that thats an asstry

[@whothehellisthat281]

LET'S ARGUE: This bass intro was your boldest yet.

[@zealotpellet344]

More like let’s agree

[@dappunk1]

Primus ass intro

[@chawsae]

He said no more cold takes

[@softcactus0147]

Let's agree *

[@iv3477]

Covering a Les Claypool single isn't bold

[@tannerfreise3635]

2 Chainz - “She got a big booty, so I call her big booty” will always be the greatest lyric of all time

[@poopmaster9057]

I love that line. So I hope your serious lol.

[@ElMoShApPiNeSs]

Hell yeah

[@donovanjohnson6123]

Whats up stove

[@seemslegit2412]

Literally had stuck in my head last week.

[@ryuman757]

G.O.A.T. lyric.

[@Jess-jt4zf]

08:54 The 13 year old "Sable" referenced in the song is a real person - Sabel Shields, know as Sable Starr. She was a famous groupie in the early '70s and was a groupie since the age of ten or eleven. There are countless stories both from her and others in regards to her sleeping with famous musicians when she was underage - some of those musicians bragged about it as well. She was part of a group of girls known as "the baby groupies" because they were all between the ages of 11 and 14 y/o. Some of the men she allegedly slept with between the ages of 10 and 16 are Iggy Pop, Rod Stewart, Alice Cooper , David Bowie, Marc Bolan and Randy California. When she was 16 y/o she ran away with Johnny Thunders, the guitar player from the New York Dolls, who abused her, got her pregnant and addicted to drugs. A very tragic life story all around...

[@Blakbox92]

Holy shit that makes it even worse. What the hell was wrong with people back then JFC

[@heartache5742]

oh no!

[@sassytabasco]

@@Blakbox92 I really don't like when people talk shit on Kanye, my first response is always "Yeah, well, throw a rock in the genre of Classic Rock and you'll hit a pedophile, so."

[@hasanz7585]

@@Blakbox92 "back then" people are still like that kid

[@lred1383]

@@Blakbox92 18 being the lowest acceptable age for sexual activity is a fairly recent concept. Look at Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was about 14 years old and was already considered almost too old to marry. This kind of thing happening in the 20th century is on the weirder side, but it was very common all throughout history

[@platinumsellingbitch.]

“They say that I’m crazy. I used to *TALK TO A STOVE* “ - 2 Chainz, the greatest specimen alive

[@tasty8186]

Is it a song about drug use by any chance? Would make sense for a meth/crackhead

[@undesirable2138]

@@tasty8186 its about cooking crack on a stove to sell it, isnt that obvi. Basically hes saying he was without friends and just focusing on making a way out the streets.

[@JeanMarceaux]

2 Chainz confirmed to be a Malkavian

[@Thelemonlicorice]

It's a reference to his song Fork where he says "My stove deserves a shoutout, I'm like," whaddup stove"?"

[@tbslandfill]

kanye's verse on the arms race remix is straight-up just him bullying fall out boy lol

[@jvictor3048]

True. I'm surprised Anthony didn't point that out, it's literally just Kanye dissing the band on their own track lol.

[@tim0thy222]

totally. I'm wondering if this is something his label made him do and the lyrics are his protest.

[@douglassmithe9799]

I didn't know that was a thing, but my respect for Kanye has increased

[@tite93]

Someone needed to do that though

[@nejdalej]

Did anyone like listen to that? Why would you keep the feature rapper straight up dissing the band and the song IN THE SONG?

[@Mr.SandmanInc]

Original Title: “Stop singing about underage teens”

[@amicuscuriae]

AKA the Zazz Blammymatazz Rule

[@falo4043]

"Chat rates: Teen s*x"

[@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6]

All these things into position, all these things we’ll one day swallow whole

[@faro8784]

@@MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 6thony /10tano

[@darkmyro]

Alternative title: don't rap about crap it doesn't snap.

[@RedesCat]

"picture that with a Kodak, take a picture of me with a Kodak" -Rhyming genius

[@HollowGolem]

"Scatological Insanity" is now something I want to name a band. Thanks, Fantano.

[@sofiapicasso1915]

Okay but some of those underage lusting lyrics went from creepy to straight up "I think this might be used as evidence against you in court" territory

[@sarahpowell6617]

Seriously, like did no one launch an investigation after the lyric about the 13 year old?!

[@mcbamm5683]

@João de Arruda Campos Cardoso did Zeppelin not straight up come out and admit the noncery they got up to in their hay day?

[@Wclaws01]

J Cole got so many "I'm the shit" or "toilet" bars it's disturbing

[@reyrey.ak-47]

nice profile pic

[@lightmorrison5404]

Nah, Kodak. I've never heard j cole be like that, but I don't listen to him

[@twinblade6]

I think Lil Wayne would challenge you on that.

[@Spoonkid222]

"i'm the sh*t, when these dudes talk, they talking bull me." "i'm the sh*t, so please don't be mad when i stank." "you full of sh*t, you close your mouth and let your a*s talk." i think the whole genre got a problem.

[@sunnydforfree7145]

@@lightmorrison5404 There's a genius video on J cole just rapping about shit for almost 2 minutes.

[@centerofmotivation1904]

"I'm the shit I farted, I dont know how to potty" - Kodak Black This will always have a special place in my ass

[@KevinSmile]

I can explain the appeal of Train. It's the band your mother played while driving you to soccer practice, so when you listen to it now you get nostalgia/good vibes and how bland the music actually is fades to the background.

[@HimanXK]

"I'm flyer than a fucking ostrich" has to be the best lyric of all time

[@propheticrain-maker1486]

The more I read into it, it starts making sense

[@reecewilkinson5093]

Faucet failure

[@letmesleep6056]

I love it so much ahaha

[@Geege101]

I’m sure Tyler said this first “I’m flyer than a fucking ostrich moshing in a tarpit”

[@thimphu7942]

Ski mask is soo good 😂😂

[@internal1825]

Lil Dicky - "Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit, now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato" self explanatory

[@jabulani9999]

He's all jokes tho

[@Toxicz32]

@@jabulani9999 he’s all joke.* All joke and no bars.

[@adversaryrs6076]

@@Toxicz32 It's almost like he's an incredibly successful comedian

[@Toxicz32]

@@adversaryrs6076 silly name + poor jokes = successful comedian. 👍🏼

[@tedros6917]

@@adversaryrs6076 we know it's a joke. its a bad lyric because it's a bad joke

[@joyphil4399]

8:19 it's so funny to me that in Lil Yachty's correction on what kind of instrument squidward plays, he corrects it from a cello to a flute which is ALSO WRONG

[@dumbage]

“The world is a vampire” it clearly isn’t, I can’t believe billy corgan thinks that.

[@fcktherich6913]

The world is a vampire. It drains your life and steals your soul. But also it OBVIOUSLY isn't, it is always in sunlight and we all know vampires sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight

[@gotanypain3083]

"Ay" Ay doesn't rhyme with anything in the artists song and a terrible start. I can't believe they thought of that

[@dankdylan9278]

J.Cole rhyming almond milk with almond milk reigns undefeated

[@andrewtrentcurry]

Just because it’s the last word in the cadence doesn’t mean it was the word being rhymed lol

[@dankdylan9278]

@@andrewtrentcurry then what was he rhyming it with?! Lol

[@andrewtrentcurry]

@@dankdylan9278 usually there are words within the sentence rhyming. It can be anywhere, not just the end of a sentence. On this particular verse it was the last sentence so he didn’t rhyme it with anything and the line was there for emphasis on the rest of the verse. It reminds of the twenty one pilots song “I wish I found some better sounds No one's ever heard I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words I wish I found some chords In an order that is new I wish I didn't have to rhyme Every time I sang” He purposefully didn’t rhyme there just to bring emphasis to the line

[@sdewey4152]

Kanye did that once, can't think of it off the top of my head but he rhymed the same word with the same word like 5 times in a row....

[@jaycee598]

He wasn’t rhyming almond milk with almond milk he was saying the same thing again to add emphasis on that line for some reason

[@1434325637]

“You think I’m the shit, but I ain’t even farted yet” Was always my favorite 🤣

[@letmesleep6056]

You have no idea how much I laughed at this

[@josemorales3434]

omg

[@ytcferg]

So ice spice ain’t even come up with that shit 😂😂

[@user-hj9fk6us6s]

@@ytcferg Ice spice doesn't come up with anything

[@nerdycakes01]

“All these chains, Rest In Peace to Harriet Tubman” ~ 21 Savage I’m sorry WHAT

[@manateepink9100]

Andre3000 perfects the "I'm the shit" stuff on Do Ya Thing with Gorillaz and James Murphy

[@marvelousball]

That's when music as a whole peaked

[@donk5058]

Jadens bar about pregnant dragons is one of the most zoomer things ive ever heard a rapper say

[@charlierose7153]

It's the fucking funniest line I've heard, Jaden is the GOAT

[@pradabears]

that line has badly perplexed me since i first heard it when the album came out. i love it sm

[@all-caps3927]

@@charlierose7153 no he’s just rich, can’t blame him tho

[@yanstein8464]

yeah, it just gives me the vibe of "kid who has seen too much shit on the internet"

[@OtalBt]

I dont know, i always thought that shit can meant something. Like he's refering Shrek, saying he go "dumb"... I dont know. I do drugs

[@Liam24795]

“Fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink” Rick Ross - Lord Knows. Still makes me laugh every time I listen to it.

[@Maru7en]

every been to Pen Island?

[@Kal-El207]

Lowkey that’s actually poetic.

[@R4NDOMUS3RNAME]

The grunt he does after that is epic

[@bigbruno2232]

Yeah his older stuff is either laughable or just plain bad.

[@lordbuddybear]

@@Maru7en You mean peninsula?

[@Poshriel]

That's what I love about Oingo Boingo's song little girls. It's clearly a jab at these kind of creepy lyrics that you end up hearing a lot, usually in older songs, but not completely gone from newer songs. Danny Elfman is a crazy guy.

[@AndersAndErSjov]

Anthony's idea about a be-all-end-all song filled with poop bars actually happened in Denmark. It's called 'Lortesangen' ('The Shit Song'), and it's by the rap group Malk De Koijn. And wouldn't you know it, poop bars since then haven't been very common in Danish hip hop.

[@matt-u91]

Worst lyrics of all time “I’m more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” 🤦‍♀️ from the death to mumble rappers song.

[@victormurillo6956]

Is that a Tom McDonald song? Lol

[@ohaodhe]

I find this offensive as I am part of a set of sibling along with 83 others. We were all born at once so this offends me. My mother is not that short.

[@baldman7738]

Sounds like new Eminem

[@ServingOthers99]

attention to the "lyrical miracle" rappers out there: having a bunch of multi syllabic rhymes isn't impressive or cool by itself, and this line perfectly shows that lmao

[@qty1315]

@lilshitpost Suicidal Tendencies did it better. "You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was on your front porch eating fruit loops!"

[@dvm9795]

How can we forget Rick Ross's: "Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it, I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it"

[@FALslayer]

Is that the bill cosby anthem? What's next the epstein rap?

[@bete177]

Exactly what I was thinking when he said creepo lyrics. Dude admits to date rape straight up

[@FALslayer]

@@bete177 For real, especially in the UK atm this lady went missing and theres a movement about teaching men about sexual assault but it's backwards if people like this are famous

[@polopicasso]

Nah that bar was fire 🔥

[@seerial_designation_n]

Don't forget when he shouted out Reebok right before this line, which lost him his sponsorship.

[@jacksonmarley3093]

"I'll have the quesadilla. Uh huh." -Nickelback

[@frtzkng]

Proof that the Kroger brothers are Beavis and Butthead

[@DirectorCM]

3:18 You know, everyone always uses examples of male artists singing about young girls but no one EVER mentions the fact that in I Love Rock & Roll, Joan Jett is lusting after a 17yr old boy... As the song goes on, she ends up taking him home (where they can be alone.) It's disturbing and yet it's a freakin' classic. WHY?!

[@xcape4734]

Kanye’s verse sounded like he was just roasting fall out boy’s existence

[@rjf1593]

till they nuts FALL OUT BOY

[@humanman9950]

@@hillelkita2354 WHATS WRONG, YUNG BLUD? YOU AIN’T LET YOUR NUTS HANG?

[@asapeters7246]

I fw the verse

[@KamikazekaitoKoki]

He’s praising them for getting to the top of the charts even though they’re weird af

[@zaydfarzad8860]

Let’s argue: Cal should freestyle over you playing the bass.

[@blossm4002]

Yes

[@scooterwearssocks]

Let’s agree

[@JonyJuices]

And scat!

[@zaydfarzad8860]

@@JonyJuices ON GOD!

[@pringlescan81]

I’m Cal Chuchesta You think you’re the shit But I poop besta

[@tegantalks9612]

7:48 did anyone else think the dragon that’s pregnant thing was a reference to Shrek?

[@glitchxero4687]

Benny Mardones' 80's hit "Into the Night" is another one of those creepy songs. The first verse is about how he's in love with a 16 year old girl, and how it's the people telling him to leave her alone that are just fools who don't know what love is yet, not the underage girl his affection is targeted at. I feel like people who write songs like this should have their computers confiscated by the FBI, it's gotta be probably cause, right?

[@MrWatchAndwatch]

" I let you feel like the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me" J.Cole - Dollar And A Dream III That one is certainly up there

[@RobotPilots]

I see what you did there.

[@Supertaldo916]

the be all end all “Im the shit” song is that one Gorillaz song featuring André 3000 where he has a fullblown mental breakdown and spends a whole 5 minutes shouting Im the shit over and over again

[@kudzu_]

Same energy as the 8 year old kid on my street that rides around on his grandpas golf cart screaming "I'm a G, I'm a bad*** G! F*** all you n**** a** h***!"

[@555blqstarr]

YEAAAAH I'M THE SHIT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M THE SHIT *INCOHERENT SCREAMS FOR THE NEXT MINUTES AS ANDRÉ 3000 ASCENDS BEYOND THE MORTAL REALM*

[@555blqstarr]

@jondonumbanine peak human performance my friend

[@AmyGoo22]

fuck yeah, do ya thing!

[@somuchsoul3041]

Yea but he has a good verse in it

[@davidwave4]

Benny Mardone's "Into the Night" literally begins with "she's just sixteen years old, leave her alone, they say" and he spends the rest of the song NOT leaving her alone. The 20th century was a wild time.

[@Plant_Parenthood]

I think one of the worst lines from a great song is from Africa by Toto: "I know that I must do what's right, sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

[@jonirischx8925]

"I know that I must do what's right, sure as Mt Elbert rises like Matterhorn above the Yellowstone National Park" - A guy about to do the opposite of what's right

[@MasterCrest]

When you implied that Jaden Smith might be a furry with a pregnancy and vore fetish and then said that you still love and accept him? That was a moment.

[@puredragonn]

*Scailie

[@Lilybun]

I think its hilarious to be so honest

[@ScreenSpidah]

Yeah, I'll be the 666th like on this

[@hoagielamp6543]

Makes sense though, those fetishes are inoffensive. His music is what needs to be stopped.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

She put that thing on my groin groin and then it go boing boing

[@Cykelpump33]

"Don't catch me when I'm slippin, cause if i slip then I'm slippin" Bars.

[@ajorsomething4935]

He's right

[@kingtechswag]

@@angelinalilliepad nothing but a g thang iirc

[@stojadin6608]

1, 2, 3 and to the 4

[@kingtechswag]

@@stojadin6608 Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door

[@schematicb5393]

Unpopular opinion: Snoop and Dre actually can't even rap that good

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

I love the Mars Volta, and I love Cedric's cryptic approach to lyric writing... but one line baffles me more than any other: "The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalyn Carter" -The Mars Volta, Tetragrammaton

[@zacharymcgowan6924]

A YTMND with/about that line is part of what made me fall in love with their music lol

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

@@zacharymcgowan6924 I never went on YTMND that much... but I do remember that one 😂😂

[@Nogli]

That one line catches everyone's attention for its ridiculousness. When studying music at college, we had to write about an album we had brought recently. I thought that an arty prog album was the way to go simply for the sake of showing off my analytical skills, and of all parts, I spent half of my little presentation on THAT line, completely bullshitting about it as though I knew something that nobody else did. I have no idea now how I was graded, but I do recall being asked afterwards by a fellow student "you don't actually like that song, do you?".

[@katisdreaming]

“i’m on adderall i be smelling high tech when i piss like it’s basketball” is quite the banger

[@bigestbiggy8214]

"Fetishes just like a dragon" jaden Smith. I'm pretty sure he's talking about SHREK

[@gespladder7913]

Yeah definitely, I was so confused when Anthony started explaining the being eaten by a dragon thing lol. Like it's clearly just the funny part about shrek that a dragon and a donkey have babies heavens

[@skeletorsnan8161]

Nah it's definitely fuckin dragon vore. this is my Jaden headcanon and will not change.

[@kingaidan7441]

It's a Rick and morty reference

[@kingaidan7441]

Oh shit I forgot about the donkey from shrek nvm you right fam

[@nathanwagner7937]

Not really, sounds more like a reference to the furry subculture, and the very... specific sexual fetishes often associated with it.

[@TheGudStuffs]

"Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato"

[@jackesposito1757]

lil dicky is trash

[@likearitual]

@@jackesposito1757 he's definitely not trash, dude can rap circles around most artists. He just a goofball.

[@mattmccutcheon2683]

@@likearitual trash

[@snoozley853]

@@likearitual It's possible to be proficient in something and still suck the life out of it.

[@wateraus281]

@@snoozley853 that would be the case, if it was true in Lil Dicky's case

[@bacon9114]

Genuinely not the worst one I’ve seen, but nothing makes me angrier than “you make my heart beat fast, ferrari”

[@complimentbot7015]

Why

[@teddytums8615]

"I did it all for the nookie (Come on) The nookie (Come on) So you can take that cookie And stick it up your (yeah)"- limpbizkit. Just so poetic.

[@Thegreepest]

Anthony always be like “let’s argue.” How about we just talk about our concerns toward a peaceful resolve?

[@theaddictofgaming9174]

I... Agree!

[@Thegreepest]

What Burns Never Returns by Don Caballero

[@anemaldemomusic8182]

First step toward peace is finding peace within

[@sandercurnow3379]

Oh boy do I have a series for you

[@rylanellis00]

“I wish there was a song where a rapper just talks about being the shit” Gorillas & Andre 3000- Do Ya Thang (2012)

[@ilovecody7514]

And one of his best verses and guest appearances.

[@shoegazeagenda8106]

This is the one “I’m the shit” line that works

[@leandronw1]

3000 can do no wrong

[@sassytabasco]

I T S A L L A B O U T M E

[@alandoce9186]

@@shoegazeagenda8106 ONE?!?

[@pikachufanz4744]

"I'm either fucking or working, so the grind don't stop" -Big Sean

[@andrewpackham8236]

I absolutely love the guitar on Radio by Alkaline Trio, there is something romantic but also haunting about it. But then the opening lyrics of the song are "shaking like a dog shitting razorblades" wtf

[@c4gam1ng12]

I think it’s an older saying that was common back in the day, my dad says it quite a bit.

[@nathanbilotta1112]

Lil Wayne already ended the "I'm the shit" stuff with Glory. "Holy shit im the holy shit, im God's manure" 💀

[@heymistercarter.]

Rap Critic did a video where he reviewed a Chris Brown song Wayne was featured on. Apparently he’s another one that goes to the toilet pretty frequently when it comes to that line, because he had a whole minute of the video showing all the raps he’s done with it. And MAN are there a lot of stinkers (pun completely intended)!

[@meatdepartment8901]

Dear Mr toilet, I'm the shit

[@schematicb5393]

Shame cuz that's actually a decent song

[@PresidentOfTheUSA]

I love the songs because the "I'm the shit" bars are next level. I don't think there ever will be another song with such creative and hilarious bars about poop. The highlight has to be this though: "I'm on the fluid, I'm ruined, I'm cold as Boston Bruins Lost in the shoo-shoo and who's who and I lost influence Lost my point of view 'til I find a mirror, start talkin' to it It told me the truth, it said I'm the shit and you party poopin'" All that build up for a poop joke. 🤣😭

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

I love Van Halen but Sammy Hagar has written some embarrassing lyrics. "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

[@noahspizza4003]

cause Roth was superior

[@marakrofitcac3425]

@@noahspizza4003 Nah man, Garry Sharon with the classic " Superman, he be looking for Louis, candyman, yeah the candy man can." and the rest of the lyrics on that song are oblviously superior.

[@noahspizza4003]

@@marakrofitcac3425 he was basically an MC

[@GumbyJumpOff]

Yo I'm dying right now

[@someguy7424]

“Gonna write me up for 125, post my face wanted dead or alive”. Um, Sammy, you just got a speeding ticket. You’re not Billy the fucking Kid.

[@wheelskis]

First discovered your work back in 2017 when I was heavily into Beach House (everything pre 2015, excluding Thank Your Lucky Stars). I appreciated your analysis of their earlier albums and worm-holed into your work then. I recently saw your podcast-style work with F.D., who I am a big fan of, and then stumbled upon these LET'S ARGUE videos. You had me laughing hysterically throughout this, and I just want to say I really appreciate your videos.

[@spongebobsquarepants7388]

Commenting on this video in December 2022, I think it's safe to say that Mr Fantano does in fact miss the old Kanye.

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

"I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the shit" - Kid Rock

[@LuciusGeronimo]

No Kid Rock slander is allowed in 2021, thank you.

[@mycity7590]

@@LuciusGeronimo why?

[@OhSlugggy]

@@LuciusGeronimo No(thing but) Kid Rock slander is allowed in 2021, thank you. Fixed it for ya

[@lilo5437]

@@OhSlugggy 👏🏽👏🏽😂

[@DocSkribblez]

@@Goldfishliberationarmy "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's MANDITORY)" - Kid Rock, "Cool Daddy Cool," Osmosis Jones Soundtrack

[@intdivisionbyzero]

Lets argue: Mozart was the first poopoo peepee rapper.

[@tafua_a]

At least he compared other people to feces, not himself

[@intdivisionbyzero]

@@tafua_a Mozart telling haters to eat his ass

[@shubby7739]

Moshart

[@alisonpurgatory85]

Not even up for argument he literally had a song called ‘lick my ass’

[@Persimontree]

@@tafua_a Still, telling someone to shit in their own mouth is very weird

[@morganqorishchi8181]

I used to think I could be a songwriter. Looking at my old middle school notebooks full of bad rhymes, I'm not proud. But a lot of the writing of 12 year old men was better than this. Somehow, 12 year old me was less of a creep despite thinking "her eyes have gold in them like sweet peach pie" was a good compliment.

[@asinglebraincell6584]

The Jaden Smith line was introduced too suddenly and I choked 😂 "Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" I mean but I don't know anything about Jaden Smith, it's good he found success

[@jvictor3048]

Lmao the Kanye verse is literally just him roasting Fall Out Boy on their own track.

[@rachmatabbid5936]

J cole fans: the man has deep and eye opening lyrics you just hatin' J cole: hehe poop

[@ServingOthers99]

Brown-eye opening lyrics

[@Padlaizys]

J cole is da goat fuck u talking about

[@AnonyMous-gj7qq]

@@Padlaizys I hope you're joking

[@miscellaneousmedia3753]

@@ServingOthers99 more like pink-eye

[@pitbull3868]

@@Padlaizys LOL

[@efftee]

"Hurry up with my damn croissant" - Kanye West "I Am A God"

[@rileyalt1251]

*For Gorillaz fans who are aware, the only person that could do the “I’m the shit” verse well was André 3000 and the only way he could make it work is by just saying “I’m the shit” repeatedly.*

[@kyleknaut8339]

Anthony: “it’s a little sus when you say fettish and finish the bar with something that weird.” Also Anthony: “When I think of a dragon that’s pregnant I imagine vore.”

[@venus9343]

Vorethany voretano

[@knifeshodHaven]

@@venus9343 *Dragony Vorethano

[@ast0r1a]

“Rap is just one of my fetishes like getting tied up, handcuffed, getting spit on, and having my hair pulled”

[@OsKarMike1306]

"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like getting pooed on cause I'm the shit"

[@bramlackman-mincoff6616]

“Rap is just one of my fetishes, like getting murdered”

[@treyebillups8602]

Rap is just one of my fetishes, like human affection and any semblance of physical contact

[@MapleMilk]

@@treyebillups8602 Bro gross Next you're gonna say you like Handholding, you monster!

[@rattttooooo]

@@OsKarMike1306 your comment made me lose my shit oml.

[@saeedbaig4249]

2:07 - Anthony was so appalled by the lyrics it caused him to literally burp in disgust.

[@dragunation]

i love the fact kanye hopping on a fall out boy song is him just roasting the shit out of fall out boy lmao

[@kingcal4205]

I quite like the Eminem lyric “oh yeah boy shake that ass, whoops I mean girl. Girl, girl, girl. Cos you know you’re my world”

[@FALslayer]

Did he forget genders existed lmao?

[@luketheduke225]

Lose it really is something else

[@zizthefirst]

Unbreakable proof that Eminem is gay

[@infernus2438]

Eminem got a lot of these bro lmao, the songs are meant to be funny and comedic though.

[@kingcal4205]

@@infernus2438 you mean corny?

[@Apsburner9717]

My favorite lyrics is the one where Rick Ross puts candy in a girl’s soda. What a guy!

[@qwertycookinup]

He seems like the kind a girl’s parents would love.

[@sippa03]

I bet she enjoyed it

[@vriskaserket1120]

@@sippa03 you don’t even know.

[@WinedandDined27]

@@sippa03 spoiler warning: she ain't even know!

[@damionwright2743]

Y’all are terrible lmao

[@rorysimpson8716]

Honorable mention for Outcast's rhyming of "air" with "oh, yeah-yer".

[@Goober89]

It was cool that Fantano played a Primus song for the first 8 seconds

[@kackers]

also whoever picked that Train lyric really went for that one from Drive By rather than "So gangsta i'm so thug" from Hey Soul Sister

[@xamp_exclammark]

"my heart is pounding out my UNTRIMMED (theres fucking emphasis on this) chest" from the same song

[@mastermarkus5307]

Picking "Hey, Soul Sister" feels like cheating, because it's _all that bad_ .

[@pr1nceyy04]

*Mhmmm* *the* *way* *you* *do* *me* - Train, Drive by

[@heymistercarter.]

TRAIN: proof that dad jokes are bad enough on their own, even worse when put to music.

[@NeoGraena]

Hefty Bag!

[@lNDOMlNUS]

Two videos down and not a single young thug gem “My niece is hangin with the Beatles” “I nut on that fish on my sofa” “The gators got measles” Etc etc

[@lightningmcqueengayming3340]

“I used to wanna fuck my auntie” He knows what he’s doing

[@bigbruno2232]

Also the pubic hair ba.

[@tafua_a]

"My diamonds, they say Pikachu" "Peanut Butter Jelly, no deli" I've said it before and I'll say it again, MC Hammer has been laughed out of the game over much less.

[@StudioScarecrow]

Because those lines are intentionally funny. So many people in these comments don’t understand jokes

[@vixenlover2369]

"I'm the shit bitch fuck a toilet".

[@reg.snylterod8243]

Honestly the poop song has already been done, at least in Danish. We had an alternative hip hop group called 'Malk de Koijn' who, in 1998, made the song "Lortesangen" literally meaning "the shit song". Apparently the song was dreamt up after a long fit of writer's block which then ended, leading to the release of their debut album 'Smash hit i Aberdeen' which actually broke the charts in Denmark. A lil extra interesting tidbit about the group. In the years leading to the formation of the group, the Members, actually produced for Easy E which is insane. Which is also why the production on their albums always have been ahead of the curb, especially for danish hip hop standards.

[@stevebob240]

I keep rewatching these, hoping for more!

[@nsn6652]

LETS ARGUE: Anthony has about 5 outfits and he just cycles through them every video

[@chrilborn4138]

I....AGREE

[@ramiropuelmas8557]

lmao how many outfits is one supposed to have

[@will-iu2bk]

@@ramiropuelmas8557 I have about 2

[@Camilhurt]

@@ramiropuelmas8557 no kidding lol they want him to have a new one every video

[@WFM]

Red flannel, yellow flannel, weird denim jacket, orange flannel, blue flannel, and the INFINITY FLANNEL. Also the wifebeater he wears under all of them

[@nobdoggames3690]

"I'm the shit I'm farting" Poetry

[@Jes.117]

Don’t know how to potty

[@adscrypt]

pooetry*

[@codeP08]

You are spot on with your point about rappers using "shit analogies". No matter how hard the bar sounds and how good the rhymes are, if you're talking about you being the shit and then like toilets and diapers and farts and diarrhea sounds, that will never not sound f***ing stupid. Shit is not hard, shit is disgusting.

[@AllisonMiller30]

I don’t know if it was in part one, but I’ll never get over lil Wayne calling himself Stephen Speiln*gga.

[@matthijsblomjous3671]

that kanye verse was comedic gold why didn't I know it exists

[@fruktumkalasbajen9647]

My favorite worst lyric of all time is easily "I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction"

[@hxath.9497]

ngl, it might be my favourite

[@mrchaotiq]

I'm not a fan of Diabolic but I like that verse, he almost kept up with Tech

[@bruh......2005]

It's not even Bad tf, do all of yall think it's trash?? Cause to me it's pretty decent

[@TreyDoe]

Thats actually fire cuz breasts literally stress women’s backs

[@leonardo9259]

@@TreyDoe its fire bc big hooking badonkas are fyre

[@RevWorkshop]

I appreciate the quality change in bass riff intros from vol. 1 to vol. 2

[@nathanfink]

Danny Brown has my favorite feces-related line: “Shit all on your mixtape/Nah, literally, shit all on your mixtape”

[@HopsinThaGoat]

What song

[@nathanfink]

@@HopsinThaGoat Monopoly

[@zackaryford3315]

WIPE WITH THE CREDITS LEAVE STAINS ON THE JEWEL CASE

[@simiansus7182]

30 is such an incredible fucking album. I loved this era of Danny.

[@schematicb5393]

That's monopoly, right?

[@joviprata]

LET'S ARGUE: the only artist to ever successfully pull off "I'm the shit" bars is Andre 3000 in the extended version of Do Ya Thing by Gorillaz

[@NINI-rr6wv]

@Megan Thee Caffrey YEAHHH IM THE SHIT!

[@MrRickypt]

And also "Gold" from Brockhampton, "Wake up like, "Shit", then I feel like the shit So I guess I'm the shit"

[@b3eframen179]

true and he managed to do it for nearly 5 mins

[@posajnejkwahb]

I always liked Ras Kass's "I'm the shit like Mr. Hankey"

[@soerryontheroad9075]

True

[@verylostdoommarauder]

"Dragon that's pregnant" The funniest part is that I've never heard of a dragon give live birth instead of laying eggs.

[@GweenOfTea]

"Rap is one of my fetishes like a dragon that's pregnant" is very deep and artistic, probably one of the best lines of the century if you ask me

[@MCYonazz]

Interesting rendition of Primus' "Jerry Was A Racecar Driver" there, Melon.

[@Alex-yq2uy]

i heard some DMV medley in it

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@@Alex-yq2uy You mean TMV?

[@IK-yb5rn]

I cant believe we’re not that far removed from “Blurred Lines”, a song about date rape that topped the charts for 12 weeks

[@hoagielamp6543]

It's not like the creepo shit in this video though. I didn't pay much attention when it was charting but now I can't find the date rapey lyrics.

[@plagueangel]

man i coulda spent the rest of my life without being reminded of that song and that cringey miley cyrus performance

[@HeartLancer]

I was in middle school and cringed out of my skin every time Blurred Lines came on the radio. IDK.

[@MOTat18]

It's not about that. 🙄 Why do people like to put their anxieties and fears on others

[@gurrier3877]

@@MOTat18 are you gay?

[@asleep5422]

Lil Wayne's "she try to flush out the feeling of me being the shit cuz I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit" from Lolipop's remix with Kanye is poetry

[@sanityshorror]

"your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea" - Eminem, 2017

[@macca1511]

"New kids on the block, had a bunch of hits... chinese food makes me sick"

[@Smellycarl]

Thats the edited version of the lyrics lol

[@slick3996]

@@Smellycarl wtf lol iť’s worse and more offensive than the og