LET'S EAT SOME TREATS

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[@guitarmichael]

That harmony in the beginning... it was so beautiful that I shimmied under a vehicle and wept.

[@nameless6876]

Michael Briggs I laughed so Fucking hard

[@brockly6434]

nice reference my guy

[@Bryan-kl5rr]

shimmied

[@josephgray1999]

Michael Briggs XD yes.

[@a7xkid100]

I read this while taking a hit of my vape and fucking laughed/coughed so hard that I almost died 😂

[@GREATLORDWHITE]

jared alerting austin of the peanut's in the snack

[@StrongerThanHell]

Touched my heart too.

[@enasal-qawamshe374]

After he ate it😂

[@kaitlynthompson2317]

I wish I had as much soul and commitment as you guys in the first 10 seconds of this video in my 12 years of school.

[@jaredjohnson6701]

Kaitlyn Thompson Same.

[@katerrell94]

Touché

[@mozsombi]

You cannot imagine how happy I am with this amount of content..though i miss story gaming!

[@SydneyJanaeee]

Now I know why y'all scream instant of sing. 😂😉Love yalllllllllll

[@bder4311]

sydney fleming instead*

[@markfetherman9098]

I literally just got out of class and saw this. Totally made my day better. Please keep making videos!

[@lilyrahman9725]

Im bengali and some of these treats I grew up loving- the biscuits are originally meant to be consumed with tea and the one that tastes like fire works- that is a traditional spiced mix often consumed as an appetizer.

[@soumakbasak9848]

woohoo glad to find another Bengali watching this channel

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

Jared. I gotta ask. Why did you dump half of that bag out on the table?

[@biz.limpkit]

I adore their friendship. I love their wholesome moments. It was sweet for Jared to inform Austin about peanuts in the snack as soon as he found out haha

[@confusedwarlord7530]

You guys just made my shitty day so much better

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

This show has made my shitty week (and year) better

[@Hollow_Vamp]

Thank god you mentioned this channel on your main channel jared, been bingewatching this content and laughing my ass off

[@jordanw879]

As a British person, I feel that Bourbon biscuits are sent from god, alongside custard creams.

[@bmthsteve89]

The 'bour' also sounds similar to 'four' not 'bear' 😁 I love them 😂

[@rachel3197]

Custard creams are something else

[@sidthejovian5105]

Aouh, they're GOOD!

[@rorydonaldson2794]

If you guys keep dropping a video every day/second day u think you'll hit 500k

[@noahbrooks1991]

That intro lol.

[@collie1]

"It smells like its gonna give me cancer" _eats it instantly_

[@jodiallardice1500]

Let’s try some treats...............but before that i want to talk about war robots

[@destiny6027]

Jodes LMAO

[@josephgray1999]

"I can taste the opression." XD lol

[@yellowd]

Only just realising that Americans must generally live a life devoid of Bourbons and Custard creams.

[@raykzzz_2321]

Crazy note hold! Lol

[@whosjoe6410]

Love you two

[@hannahv.5845]

I love how austin keeps eating the things he's literally allergic to

[@MatthewsTrueShow]

Why does Jared know what an old woman's neck tastes like? O.o

[@jaredjohnson6701]

MatthewsTrueShow high school was a weird time.

[@jackk9366]

Hickey.

[@we_are_nevertheless7305]

Yo don’t question my boy Djared $5 is candy money as a kid

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

After a truth and dare incident that caused him to shimmy under a vehicle and weep, of course.

[@Forest_V19]

That's some cougar stuff bro

[@ShadowRealmGame]

I want to see these two in a band together. I know Jared is in Rest Repose and Dickey is in For The Likes Of You. You two should do an EP together. Get some Rest Repose members and some FTLOY members. Have Dines and Dickey as frontmen. It will be epic.

[@Dickey7861]

Ted Ames we have done an EP together! It’s under the alias “Keillen Allith” our EP is called “Colors Of GRIMMX” it’s a fantasy deathcore album, it’s a concept story i wrote based on cosmic horror. Check it out on KZbin or iTunes if you want! Thank you for watching!

[@ShadowRealmGame]

Austin, I will definitely take a listen. You two are my favorite KZbinrs ever. I watch your videos all the time. Every time I need a laugh, I watch your videos.

[@Dickey7861]

Ted Ames thank you so so much!! Make sure to listen to it in order so the story makes sense!

[@ShadowRealmGame]

Absolutely, Austin. Love discovering new music. I known FTLOY mainly tours the west coast but you guys should come to Houston. We have a lot great local venues for you guys to come perform and I can bet you I’ll be there at the show 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@that_kid_th0509]

i wanna know how jared knows how a firework taste like

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

I tried to eat a sparkler once, and a Pop It too, lmao

[@that_kid_th0509]

thats was good lol

[@elias.7513]

THY ART IS WONDERFUL MURDER

[@that_kid_th0509]

fuck yeah man

[@elias.7513]

thatgamer KID no let me refrase that to be more king like,THY ARY IS GLORIOUS MUDER. That's better.

[@ChrisWilson-ib7wn]

Bruhh austin's face when you said it has peanuts in it lol

[@giliangibby3065]

Dickey (allergic to peanuts) ohhh lemme get one of those nut things Jared (reads ingredients) oh don't eat it it contains peanuts 😂😂😂

[@thenewfuckingrocker]

What dickey drank it's called michelada with clamato (tomato juice with clams) and it's actually really popular here in Mexico to cure a hangover

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

So they should've had it for their drunk stories

[@shanebailey340]

"Who eats this stuff?" Well, apparently, you guys do. lol

[@brandonbaker7150]

The bag of blue stuff you don’t like has a green bag type that is amazing it is like sweet and sour type deal.

[@razropata4382]

Haha you guys look so badass and you're talking about your favorite cookies and how they are 'to die for'

[@jeremykennedy1388]

The DickeyDines Show popped up in Anomoly's video earlier today! He watches you guys! That's so cool!

[@SaintJohnYT]

*The Pan Pasand Gold's (the red candies) Are rose flavored, btw. In case youre wondering.*

[@dwightschrute4322]

its just them eating snacks they have an awesome life

[@timothytayntor]

12:04 I love the silent stare at Dickey when that actually was said.

[@spirit.desire]

Hearing Jared chew crackers is satisfying yet unsettling

[@noaperic9797]

0:27 that face 😂😂😂😂

[@metaljuana7538]

You and Austin should do one video a week where you both react to a bunch of metal or otherwise songs voted for by your fans 😊 I'd love to know your opinions on different music

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

The only person who likes knives more than Dickey is *Yuri*

[@whitest__dad]

She brings a different one to school everyday, almost like she has a collection of them

[@Jack-ke5qt]

Mikey_and_his_PJ I can’t think of another Yuri joke.

[@kevandthat3574]

No! Now I’m sad....

[@SantiagoRodriguez-db9tj]

TheBlackKnight1o1 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@GIBSONusa-xf5lm]

I love your vids

[@sidthejovian5105]

I think those Indian snack you ate was called Muruku. I use to eat those but I'm not a big fan of it because of how it makes me thirsty after eating a bunch.

[@marcogalaviz1698]

You should try mexican candy

[@TheCreedGames1]

Self-defense tip : Thumbs to the eye sockets is a good backup if you don't have a knife.

[@MikeRotch11]

The old lady neck tasting candies were probably rose flavored. It's popular in Turkey for some reason. Shit be nasty though.

[@Cheka_Alonso]

You guys have to try Peruvian treats, you're gonna love them!

[@SOULJAJOE010]

LOL 'it taste like the read all about it"

[@laurathehockeyfan7049]

Watch anything where non-Americans try treats/drinks from the US...the overwhelming recurring theme: "IT IS SOOOOOOOO SWEET!" and you'll hear stuff like "omg after 2 things I can literally feel my teeth melting." And then when we try things from around the world - we end up disappointed because of the overall lack of "flavor" or appeal...but it's usually just less sugar, and less mysterious/creepy ingredients that could/will give us cancer.

[@andrewkiggans2886]

All that candy but you're still the sweetest thing in the video

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

*s M o O T h*

[@vics_vaporu]

The fuckin into gets me everytime

[@KyleSSmith]

I LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEE TTRRREEAAATTTSSSSSSS

[@CptPoodlehats]

Kyle S. Smith NOOOOPPPEEE

[@LilithDarkbloom]

Austin trying to die eating peanuts. >.>

[@stinkylabinky1330]

i just spent 15 minutes and 59 seconds of two men eating food. hell yeah

[@katerrell94]

Dankness my guy

[@TeslaXangetsu]

>"our P.O. Box is in the description below" >checks description >no p.o. box address

[@Fey_Fatale]

Dear Dickey. Instead of the Mexican drink, I recommend a raspa (snocone). You can get them all dressed up like those drinks are, and it's AMAZING!!

[@preyfan]

You guys are freaking beautiful. I mean it's so heart warming to see you guys having fun :)

[@Zennomon]

This shit is curing my depression, i love u guys.

[@BJ.Cardoso]

Where are the tide pods

[@georgemanser4124]

good sheet

[@NX269]

12:08 ... XD

[@User-hv9jj]

What you didn't know was, Austin died two hours later from eating peanuts.

[@greywolf5374]

Dude Bombay mix is well nice

[@colepowell0759]

8:24 I Declare Goddess reference👍🏻

[@Elizabeth-ms8jh]

anyone wanting sweets after watching this video..?

[@moesan1347]

Austin´s ear does remind me of a fidget spinner. i can´t help it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[@edgartheslayer3]

hey guys I can't find the short video you made about your PO box a little horror sketch I really liked it, I actually revisit the video it's that hilarious. Did you put it down??? :(((

[@chloejean708]

Oh gosh

[@avijoshi4937]

Parle g's are sooo fucking good

[@outnlost]

try cinnimon sugar cheese burgers

[@ShadowDogg9]

When was dickey in AZ? Maaaan

[@garthvadersclips3763]

I'm hungry now

[@jcrodr217]

Watching Jerod Dines for metal and Dickey Dines show for memes (:

[@plasticfork2187]

Hey look at this 👌🏻

[@mehashevra4804]

What happened to the Kirby pic?

[@plasticfork2187]

What’s that

[@mehashevra4804]

Your pfp was a Kirby pic and then suddenly it changed

[@metallicanerd13]

why did i watch this whole thing

[@caseycoughlin4975]

What camera do you guys use to make these videos?

[@19ThreeLions97]

I N T E R N A T I O N A L C A N D I E S & C O O K I E S I N C 3:39

[@bryanhamrick304]

I didnt know austin was allergic to peanuts. I came back to watch this and i just noticed it

[@smthg_in_the_eat443]

What happened to Jared’s finger?

[@zoeadams7419]

I remember when dickey got that drink! I think it was on his Snapchat.

[@kirstencarlson7603]

Red velvet are my favorite too (;

[@andreacuppoletti3907]

Io should try italian treats

[@nameless6876]

Is Dickey okay after eating peanuts?

[@zacman8472]

You guys should have rated the foods out of 10!

[@kimberlycordery8928]

What happened to his finger?

[@JustinDrinkwalter]

"This should be paid advertising since advertising a 10 dollar product to 100,000 people!" *gets 37k views in almost a year*

[@mihpop9733]

Here I am eating a bowl of yoghurt with diced banana and cranberries while watching you fuckers XD Also: Butter Biscuits are the bogs bollocks, especially teamed up with good ol english tea.

[@NikNak]

Ey fellas. I want to send you some Aussie icon snacks, few packs of Tim tams and shit. Where can I send it ?

[@sidthejovian5105]

Oh, Tim Tams are awesome, so you're an Aussie, huh?

[@NikNak]

@@sidthejovian5105 indeed

[@chrissmartinez4221]

No one else caught that disfiguring the goddess reference at 8:25.

[@chrissmartinez4221]

*I declare goddess

[@gavinsawhill]

At 6:16 thats what my mom said when I was born

[@VivisectMerch]

8:21 I Declare Goddess reference?

[@MrAwsomeguy666]

british sweets and biscuits and foods of the likes are sweeter than american ones. the difference between Hersheys and Cadburys is night and day

[@LeviTheRelentless]

No PO Box in the description lol. It's ok, I already know it.

[@tittytitty6234]

Im in me mums caaaa

[@POPfreakingPUNK]

can you guys do an I DECLARE GODDESS parody/cover!!! smell that?...?....shhhiiiiiitttt

[@evaniberson5513]

I’ve licked a horse and it tastes just like raisins

[@j.ColeDrums]

Munchpak is Bette r

[@Chadakkins]

Forgot about this Chad for a second and was momentarily mind fucked.

[@thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396]

:*

[@skylarpatterson1408]

Is Austin okay after eating that peanut butter stuff?

[@ldhughesmedia23]

Pronounced bor Bon For future reference

[@thirtysauce9294]

Wud you eat? I dunno this red thing