Let's laugh at minorities!

[@louiswilliamson2191]

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Pakistani man all have children born in a hospital, but they have all gotten mixed up, and no-one knows for sure who's baby is who's. The nurses say "well, how about you go in one at a time, and pick out the baby that you think is yours?" They all agree. The Englishman goes in, holding what is quite clearly the Pakistani baby. The Pakistani father says "Hey, that is quite clearly my baby! Give it here!" The Englishman says "well one of those babies is Welsh - I'm not taking my chances!"

[@KyrstOak]

I don't quite get this joke. Is there some strong hatred between Englishmen and the Welsh that I'm unaware of?

[@behemothfan1990]

Eh, just centuries of warfare, occupation and cultural assimilation, sometimes forced. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Not As a welshman myself though, I don't think anyone cares all that much, we just like taking the piss out of the english.

[@robertjordan355]

+Kyrst O'Keefe the welsh are made fun of a lot for... well I don't really know what for. Apparently they shag sheep and that's pretty much the extent of the stereotype around welsh people. but yes they get a lot of flack, all in good humour tho

[@fakename3344]

What do you call a Welshman with 100 girlfriends? A shepherd.

[@ReverendHowl]

Gwych! Mae well gen i gwisgo tŵrban na rhosyn.

[@jamesgordley5000]

An Irishman walks out of a bar .

[@derumo950]

Great one.

[@miken7918]

Shiputa Killer heard that one a while ago, still funny

[@NightmarishWaltz]

AHAHAHAHHAA

[@hfo4326]

ShiputaKiller. would be funny if not true hahaha

[@daniel06977]

I heard this joke very often, but i never knew how most people interpred it. My first interpretation was that an irishman never *walks* out of a bar because he's too drunk to walk. But there i have another interpretation that an irishman never walks *out* of a bar, he practically lives there 24/7. So, which do you prefer? Or do you have a different one?

[@adrenochromejunkie]

*points at a minority* *laughs heartily*

[@tamerlane9889]

49% HAAHHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@feelsman7837]

@@tamerlane9889 13% 🤣 52% 😳

[@judechauhan6715]

@@feelsman7837 and I oop

[@coltonregal1797]

@@feelsman7837 Nice.

[@karlisulmanis3810]

@@feelsman7837 a gypsy crusader riddle, if I may : "I'm loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population - Yet commit HALF the crimes. Who am I?"

[@therealjammit]

Did you hear the one about the Irishman who walked out of a bar? Me either.

[@TehConqueror]

neither*

[@aquarius5264]

@@TehConqueror actually either works pretty sure

[@tree427]

@@aquarius5264 me either

[@Jacob-yg7lz]

How many Germans does it takes to screw in a light bulb? 1, they're very efficient and don't like jokes.

[@studyinsteel5186]

+Jacob Furrow They've got a taste for subtle puns.

[@Jacob-yg7lz]

(silently searches for pun in your comment comment)

[@studyinsteel5186]

Jacob Furrow I'm not witty enough for that.

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

+StudyinSteel They've got a taste for subtle blitzkrieg.

[@studyinsteel5186]

Guardia Rossa Sitzkrieg.

[@knightofaraluen5003]

At weddings, old people kept telling me "Your next!" I started doing it to them at funerals...

[@insertpersonhere4871]

KnightOfAraluen That's a classic.

[@Jivvi]

+KnightOfAraluen my next what?

[@knightofaraluen5003]

It is at a wedding, meaning the old people are saying your next to be married. Doing it to them at a funeral means they are next to die.

[@insertpersonhere4871]

KnightOfAraluen I believe he was poking fun at your grammar.

[@knightofaraluen5003]

Lol. It took you telling me to see my mistake.

[@charlesbronson5499]

what do you call a Sikh on a tightrope? Balan Singh. what do you call a Sikh on a kareoke machine? Getupta Singh!

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

charles bronson Indian jokes? Naan of my business

[@coltonbates629]

@Kamula Barris he has singh this too you fool

[@goobiethicc5054]

NO SIKH JOKEs allowed!!! TOO FAR, we must exclude them because thats politcally correct

[@jeremiahsaxton8967]

In 1954, three Latvian men sit around table, drinking and telling stories of old. Eventually, they begin to discuss their sons. The first man smiles with pride as he says, "my son is farmer. He grow potato whenever he want. He never starve". Second man laughs bitterly and says, "my son better. My son join secret police. He simply TAKE potato whenever he want. Never hungry". Last man guffaws and says, "my son best. My son dead. For him, struggle is over." All men laugh. But all am are sad.

[@JacobG4lant]

thats deep

[@kilgoretrout2878]

my G, bringing up the obscure minorities. I tip my teslik shoes to you

[@molodoy..]

I hope they all got shot

[@rajaoc1]

A Russian boy with no legs is watching soccer ⚽️ with his dad . And he says dad I don't want to watch soccer I want to watch cartoons and his dad replies " no legs no cartoons.

[@Greensiteofhell]

@@rajaoc1 Wow, see thats funny! ;)

[@remigiuszdarmach4233]

A Pole, German, nun and young lady ride by train. The train goes into tunnel and its dark in it so no one can't see anything and then a loud slap. When the train drove out the tunnel Passengers see a big red mark on German man face. The German think: a Pole grabbed young lady and she slapped me instead. Lady thinks: German wanted to grab me, but he grabbed a nun instead and she slapped him. Nun thinks: German grabbed lady and she slapped him. Pole thinks: When we will be in tunnel again, I'm going to slap German again.

[@SoundGuideline]

Nice one. Thanks

[@Holdit66]

When I first heard this one, it was an Irishman, slapping an Englishman. :-)

[@raven_of_zoso455]

I like that Pole fella!

[@solokom]

I am German and I think this is hilarious! Shout out to my polish fellas. There is still a lot of animosity between our people, but I hope we will get over this someday.

[@CK-yv6nw]

@@solokom couldnt agree more. Was geht kamerad

[@jeffsanders1609]

My high school friends and I were a very diverse group. My town is in Texas and mostly Hispanic so we had three Hispanic guys, a Native American, a Black guy, a Japanese guy who was born in America but his parents were from Okinawa, and me being the only White guy in the group And we told race jokes all the time! So many supposedly offensive or taboo jokes. My friend Jose once told me “You buddy, we Mexicans use to own Texas. But now we just mow it.” We’d also call my Japanese friend “Hiroshima” and her even out that on the back of his letterman jacket as a nickname We told tons of jokes like that and didn’t care because we never actually meant any of it. We knew we were all just friends having fun and I think if the rest of the World can become like that toward race, to where e can actually joke about it and not care about it any more, then we’ll actually see some long lasting and hopefully permanent racial progress

[@walterabernathy3229]

You and your friends have health egos. People with weak egos and weak minds can't understand a joke.

[@Valwego]

Imagine you and a group of friends are laughing and taking turns making fun of each other, kind of a roasting, and then, when it comes to you, they skip you and simply say you're a nice guy...

[@prettypointlessvideo]

That would suck

[@hughgrection7246]

You stab one fn kid in middleschool and for the rest of your life everyone's terrified you'll flip your shit ... It's just not fair ... XD

[@ocnarf40]

@@hughgrection7246 well no shit

[@markwilliams8369]

@@hughgrection7246 bit like a certain peaceful religion

[@huskpl3yz358]

And that is the strongest joke

[@deezynar]

The Dalai Lama ordered a hot dog, he told the vendor to make him one with everything.

[@theamici]

So the buddhist gets his hot dog, one with everything. Pays the hot dog vendor with a 20$ bill. The vendor takes the money, and then nothing. The buddhist is confused for a moment, until the vendor replies. Change must come from within.

[@deezynar]

Amici Nybråten Good one, sir!

[@anxiousearth680]

Now, that's how you do it!

[@SoundGuideline]

Nice ones.

[@belalabusultan5911]

shouldn't it be a (Sandwich) instead of a hotdog ? I am not totally sure but I guess buddhism preach vegetarian beliefs.

[@lindybeige]

Well, rape isn't a minority group, it is a crime, so lies outside the scope of this video.

[@garethh9440]

I think rape victims are a minority, unless I've completely underestimated the scale of the problem.

[@dokorobia8713]

So we can’t make jokes about murder? Your logic is flawed.

[@regularfather4708]

All joke tellers should be aware of their audience, and maybe not tell rape jokes at a women's shelter. It's the same way you might refrain from telling Hispanic jokes to ms13 gang members.

[@seanmacreachtain1742]

Hernandez Arêdes Your medal is in the post.

[@Jostein1945]

Is it not the same principle though? You think we should joke about minorities because we can’t let them feel excluded so why is it not the same for rape victims?

[@Kijnn]

There was once a satirical show where they discussed about "political correct" jokes. They made a joke more and more "correct", until in the end the joke was "Two not further defined persons move ("walk" would be incorrect to disabled persons) into a not further defined place and do a not further defined action"

[@pcarrierorange]

Kijnn Ba dum tiss.

[@jamo6079]

Hah! It must've been, what, 2 years since I've heard such a good one?

[@feartheghus]

Idk, doing actions sounds pretty ableist to me...

[@toatrika2443]

Multiple people move into a location and execute an action.

[@mstdve4977]

Something happens. When taking into account the circumstances, the combination of the two may seem nonsensical or unexpected, thus making us feel amusement.

[@julianraiders1112]

A Scotsman an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar and the bar tender says "what's this some sort of joke?"

[@Hannibal953able]

If a woman walks into a woods, and she makes a sound, and there isn't a man there to hear her, is she still wrong?

[@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969]

hey, woah, man

[@ulfricstormcloack4066]

Yes she is

[@bratwurstkinsman6740]

Ulfric Stormcloack is based, as always.

[@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis]

this is actually a nearl perfect joke, breaking the tabu of female-male differenceswithout beeing insulting by itself and actually the joke plays both on the man and the women

[@StofStuiver]

oh yes!

[@lindybeige]

Plenty. I was at the receiving end of plenty of racism, and classism, at school. I do not in this video advocate the telling of nasty jokes at anyone's expense. What I say is that enforcing a ban on all jokes about a given group is not going to work.

[@tetchedink7980]

Shame that's all gone to shit. I feel humans in the western world are now more divided than ever. Precisely because the methods of comradeship and normalisation such as jokes for your example are now almost criminally taboo. The heart weeps I feel is not to far a exaggeration for how I feel about that.

[@VictorRochaFerreira6]

Why did you receive racist jokes?

[@stevebettany8778]

No it doesn’t little did you know how much of a mess it was going to be.

[@thestarranger]

I worked in social services, and a guy with a muscle wasting disease once stood up and his trousers fell down and he struggled to pull them back up. I burst out laughing at him, kind of on purpose. He shouted "DON'T LAUGH AT ME. I'M DISABLED!" I replied, "John, you're a bloke, and your my friend. If you're trousers fall down, I'm going to laugh at you." He then started laughing himself, and forever after would say "Hey, do you remember that time my trousers fell down? Hahaha!"

[@delboytrotter8806]

Your point being ?

[@agustinl2302]

@@delboytrotter8806 That OP's friend actually felt good about being laughed at by him when his trousers fell down, because it meant he was being treated just like every other male friend and not in a special, "we've got to protect your precious feelings" way.

[@jabberw0k812]

It's funny because he was disabled. Am I doing it right?

[@The_FatGeneral]

jabberw0k no

[@oliverto101]

I got called a racist the other day for saying black paint. Apparently the PC term was "Tyrone, once you're finished would you mind painting the fence"

[@seanmaxwell3319]

Black paint? My my you make my skin crawl! It’s African-American pain you bigot!

[@oliverto101]

@@seanmaxwell3319 Naa, I'm British, all the black people I know are neither African nor American. They mostly just identify as British

[@daemonus5420]

Also, some people get offended from saying black coffee, instead you have to say "Jerome, would you please bring me a Mokka"

[@JohnMiller-zr8pl]

Darriynn, Jamal, Deshon, Dexter, Ronnell, shaniqua and so many others 😆

[@Lockirby2]

I don't see any Canadian jokes in these comments. I feel excluded. Somebody please insult me and make me feel better.

[@the-thane]

+Lockirby2 A Canadian, an American walk into a bar. I only knew which was Canadian because he told everyone that America refers to Canada as well and that the beer is better up north.

[@Lockirby2]

Inclusiveness! Hooray!

[@the-thane]

+Lockirby2 I hope I offended you. I'm bad at this, so you should really give me feedback? should I play up the stereotypes more? Be more aggressive? Oh bother.

[@Lockirby2]

Some people tend to include swear words in an attempt to be offensive. You could also try to work some other forms of discrimination into your comments.

[@the-thane]

+Lockirby2 great, I keep that in mind next time I need to insult someone. Cheers

[@stumbling]

A Muslim walked into a brothel and exploded.

[@maineiac114]

The Dalai Lama walked up to a hot dog vendor and said make me one with everything.

[@stumbling]

Peter Payson Hey! I gave you a 20! Where's my change?

[@yogsothoth7594]

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a little bulb. They can't their too afraid of the dark an the British who might be hidden in it.

[@xXKirkSoloXx]

Gareth Brooks-Martin Aheh Top Kek

[@Adjuni]

Gareth Brooks-Martin The sun never sets on the British Empire.

[@pauljmorton]

Ooooooooooooooooooooh! In the beginning he says "I don't like taboos." The first million times I heard "I don't like to booze."

[@Snibble]

@Paul J. Morton I think you will be delighted to know that 2 years later I thought the same thing untill reading your comment.

[@andresmc4213]

The autogenerated english subtitles also understand 'I don't like to booze'

[@freenarative]

Just for the record... I'm a Sikh. I have no problem with jokes about sikhs.... I don't think any of us would. If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at others ;) also... I agree with you lindybeige. You make good points once again.

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

+Derpy McDerpinstein That's a Sikh joke, man. You should really Sikh some help.

[@kadesh2096]

I heard that 1. You will protect someone in trouble as is your duty and 2. Any Sikh temple will give a visitor a meal.

[@Tentin.Quarantino]

Accidentally gave you a thumbs down when aiming for the 'read more', so have a thumbs up instead

In italy the only stereotype we have about you is that you're amazing with calming down cattle... So suggesting hiring a sikh nurse for one's mother in law is the only joke we have, but i can't transalte it and keep it funny

[@dansaunders1655]

@@kadesh2096 Yeah

[@VeteranVandal]

People that can't joke about themselves are pretty boring to me.

[@elsasslotharingen7507]

+VeteranVandal You know what happens when a triangle enters a circle?

[@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai]

He is killed by an untimely debt?

[@walterabernathy3229]

If you can't laugh at yourself, you need professional help.

[@ladofthedamned7796]

@@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai and then he commits tax evasion!

[@jamesdennis9949]

And the People that can't take a joke are just as bad

[@nicynodle2]

I would tell a rape joke, but it would seem a bit forced.

[@roundishwhale]

^^ very nice one

[@FadedSpartan27]

either way its fucked

[@callummack7098]

@adalwolf _whoooosh_

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Why couldn't Jesus have come to the southeast United States? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

[@QueenOTheSea]

Guys c'mon we all aren't Alabama or the Panhandle

[@tetris_cube3397]

@@QueenOTheSea found the virgin!!!

[@QueenOTheSea]

@@tetris_cube3397 ok that's fair

[@chopvansuey]

No one calls it the “southeast”

[@tetris_cube3397]

@@QueenOTheSea thank you!

[@crusaderofthelowlands3750]

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

[@sarpergunes1547]

hah

[@jarischolman3949]

It's more like a child with cancer, it never gets old.

[@sarpergunes1547]

haha

[@redsunrises8571]

Dark humor isn't everyone's cup of puréed baby

[@sarpergunes1547]

@@redsunrises8571 HhHajahahhahhahajajajajjajahahahhahahahhahahaha

[@bibbly1234]

The only jokes I don't like are 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong

[@andresmartinezramos7513]

I hate people that make jokes about 9/11, mi uncle died there... His last words were: ALLAH AKBAR

[@theamici]

hahaha xD

[@ceresbane]

dont look up my channel then. I post a particular scene from street fighter alpha with 9/11 and post it every year in my fighting game circles.

[@karlkappa6661]

9/11 jokes just don't fly

[@blackice7317]

I love the: Woody: Buzz we missed the truck!? Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck.

[@user-hr7nm4td1s]

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tape a sandwich to the roof

[@Osquar]

(Joke in Sweden) There was an apartment block with three families. A swedish, a middle eastern and a african. One day there was a fire and only one family survived, which one? Answer: The swedish one, because they where at work.

[@majapahitnationalist9813]

Osquar BASED

[@liberator101]

Hahahahahah, great one.

[@karlisulmanis3810]

@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis I mean, the only ones coming here are coming for a better life instead of trying to improve their own country. With the west pulling out of many contested regions like the middle east and africa, there really is no point for mass-immigration. There was none in the first place really. Never shall Europe be muslim, never shall Europe belong to non-europeans. They are incompatible with our societies and bring nothing but extra weight to the west.

[@user-xs1is9yd5o]

@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis its ironic, because instead of going to other muslim countries, they go straight to Europe. Even more ironic is that some of the North African ones will just sail into the Mediterranean to get "rescued" by an NGO. Of course if I were them I would too, after all, western govt gibs are nice.

[@Alex_Fahey]

​@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocanoconiosis If they are powerless to do anything to improve their home countries, how did anyone's home country ever get improved beyond caveman standards? That's honestly a more racist opinion of their laziness than any far-right winger I've ever heard. The most racist people I've ever met still seem to think the races they don't like would do just fine in their own country. If they leave their homes for greener pastures how can we invest in the poorer areas they typically inhabit? I guess we still could but that wouldn't be very useful to the no-longer-there inhabitants. Also, even if it was successful, don't we usually call that gentrification? I thought that was a bad thing to do?

[@lindybeige]

I well recall the moment when in the changing rooms after games, when I was thirteen, nine dark-skinned boys openly planned to beat up me and the other pale-faced child in the room. The teachers had all left. Fortunately for me, the nine were were not formed into a unit with a single purpose, but were sufficiently diverse in type to stay disunited.

[@Henrix1998]

I'm not sure if this is a story or a joke

[@augustblock3981]

@@WoogleWimpy How dare you

[@the1exnay]

Henrix98 It's a comment from back when replies were separate comments. This is a piece of a conversation he had

[@12345DJay]

it's actually kinda racist to NOT make jokes about everyone, not the other way round

[@1234kalmar]

The other side of the coin is that jokes, just like any form of communcation, can be used as propaganda. Like here in Hungary, a lot of people are insanely Anti-semitic, and their favourites: Jewish jokes. They nicely help reinforce their beliefs. "But they are adults and they know it's a joke!" No. They don't. As painful as it is to realise, they make no distinction between oke and reality.

[@bamoida42]

The thing that makes it tasteless is that you're laughing at victims, hinting that they deserve it. In contrast, it would be OK to joke at Jews for greed or whatever stereotype you like.

[@theodoric7335]

THATS THE THING HE FUCKING SAID

[@1234kalmar]

Meaty Stew Depends on the social context. make those jokes only to those you know to be smart enough to make that difference.

[@meatystew5088]

1234kalmar Sadly, No matter where I am if someone blurted out a Really good one I'd probably laugh Ok, maybe if I was in Synagogue I might not laugh

[@colmhain]

So, a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Who, whoa, what is this? Some kind of a JOKE?!"

[@admiralgoodboy]

my humour is so dark it stole the rest of this joke

[@cardiaccoder9622]

This is the best comment section I’ve ever seen

[@MassachusettsTrainVideos1136]

ikr

[@lindybeige]

Nor did I like being mocked for my supposedly posh accent, nor my being slow when I had glandular fever, nor my having spots when I was teenager. Children are very cruel.

[@StillAliveAndKicking_]

So are adults you slow witted spotty faced posh bastard. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I’m sure you are really really nice.

[@glennhooper8867]

@@StillAliveAndKicking_ You're here in 2021 as well? Nice.

[@i_fish6657]

Ha ha your self conscious oh wait that's not a minority

[@i_fish6657]

@@harrier331 ok

[@brockbrown4423]

"Glandular fever"-my good sir, have you been carbon dated recently?

[@lindybeige]

If someone is sensitive on an issue, they will probably never get over it if people tip-toe around it all the time in their presence. In life, you have to get back on the horse.

[@Wlerin7]

It is very frustrating trying to follow 7 year old youtube conversations. I'm sure I still haven't seen all of your comments on this video, and I've no idea what any of them were replying to.

[@Zakisbackontrack]

Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.

[@EggwardPolska1]

Oh NO

[@homunculusrex9396]

GLUG GLUG GLUG

[@CoffeeSnep]

As a bisexual male this is hilarious

[@Sentient_Blob]

The thought of a man breaking into a sperm bank and drinking hundreds of bottles of cold sperm is terrifying

[@dingdong4934]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

[@notablediscomfort]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dog. Well actually it's kind of a question about the Ship of Theseus...

[@orangepekoe5243]

What’s the difference between a Jamaican man and a Muslim woman? the Jamaican doesn’t scream when he gets stoned.

[@worlds3061]

Change that to Arabic women, South Eastern Asian Muslims are more civilized. But who cares anyway, its your joke afterall.

[@jayzcoverz1809]

@@worlds3061 now thats.. Thats racist

[@worlds3061]

@@jayzcoverz1809 You can say that again....

[@jayzcoverz1809]

@@worlds3061 thats racist

[@worlds3061]

@@jayzcoverz1809 Again....

[@RagbagMcShag]

Why can't americans play chess? They are missing two towers

[@カスカディア国人]

Tendo10do careful now, you might get right wing AND left wing lynch mobs over that one ;)

[@RagbagMcShag]

I too like to live dangerously :)

[@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai]

As you wish sir.

[@simonk.4338]

Tendo10do i like this one :)

[@alecmullaney7957]

That's one I've not heard before

[@passthecontrollerbro]

It's only been about 3 years since this was posted, but it is so much more relevant today. The world is becoming a strange place.

[@taxavoider9889]

PassTheControllerBro, true

[@frankteng]

PassTheControllerBro it's sad to know that we are surrounded by soo many sheep. The sjws and republicans only being a part of the problem.

[@Snibble]

@Frank Teng You take that back! I take offence at the fact that sheep always get the blame for everything!

[@goosiechild]

hey, it's been 2 more years, and shit's only getting worse.

[@tobyyasutake9094]

@@sebastianplaum4667 2 weeks, and dear I say the next crisis will happen in 2 days

[@MrSamulai]

"A muslim walks into a bar..." Still too soon?

[@andresmartinezramos7513]

«A muslim walks into a bar and says shots for everyone»

[@andresmartinezramos7513]

MrHappyBollox I doubletaped Idiot

[@princekrazie]

AND HE GOES AWAY BECAUSE MUSLIMS DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL............ OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kevinsullivan3448]

You misspelled "He murders everyone because his cult demands he force everyone to be in his cult or die."

[@princekrazie]

***** ARE YOU AN ANTI MUSLIM? YOU DO KNOW NOT ALL OF THEM ARE EVIL RIGHT? I'VE GOT A VERY WELL-RAISED MUSLIM FRIEND.

[@Heulerado]

Three vegetarian blondes walk into synagogue... And they die!!!

[@TheGreenTaco999]

The real joke is people thinking they are being respectful by basically treating an entire people as defenseless and vulnerable, when those people as a people rather it be religion or race probably survived the Dark Ages without such protection lol

[@brooke9192]

Watching this in 2021. The world has really changed.

[@PatriotGuy23]

Political correctness has made me more hateful and resentful than I ever had been.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

+Jimmy Jazz Same for me, much more so than radical religion or racism ever did.

[@blazednlovinit]

+Jimmy Jazz Same, remember it's the extreme, authoritarian, shaming left we hate and the individuals who peddle that kind of dogma. I thought i disliked transsexuals until recently when i found one online with a more centre-right view on things. Turns out i just hate the militant left and 95% of transsexuals are the militant left "respect muh pronouns" bunch.

[@blazednlovinit]

Anton Pedersen I said "authoritarian left", maybe you're libertarian left and not authoritarian left...

[@MWcrazyhorse]

+blazednlovinit I don't even think most transsexuals or lesbians/ gays are that type of people. I think they are being used as shields and politicised by this authoritarian neo progressive left.

[@blazednlovinit]

MWcrazyhorse That's a good point, maybe it's comparatively less than I think, but I'm still pretty sure that being a minority increases the likelihood of leftism, even if it's just for practical reasons.

[@ThibautVDP]

nonono we have to treat them differently. for equality.

[@The_Butler_Did_It]

An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman walk into a bar. The Irishman says “I’ll have a Guinness.” The Scotsman says “I’ll have a whisky.” The Englishman says “Why are we all men? Shouldn’t at least two of us be women to correct the historical gender bias inherent in this form of comic narrative?

[@walterabernathy3229]

OMG I got at, and scared the cat laughing

[@shrekonion8307]

Its a gay bar

[@Feaharn]

A German guy enters orders a beer and say „Thank god no one of us is French.“

[@jam0016]

Came for the ancient shrubbery, stayed for the criticisms of current social-political standards of today

[@dichotomy1593]

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." Voltaire.

[@poldi2233]

the mentally challenged?

[@boku5192]

liberals

[@archaeoangie]

Let's rise up against children with leukaemia.

[@yungsouichi2317]

That's not a Voltaire quote, brainlet.

[@Snibble]

@whiskeyhammer 90 Indeed it is not. But this one is: “To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”

[@finnreuter1795]

what I love the most about this type of videos is that you can talk and say all your arguments when i try to explain something to my teachers they always interrupt me speaking and that's not because I talk for 10 minutes, I don't. love your videos!!!

[@theravenousrabbit3671]

The only reason why some jokes are effective is because we know that they are morally wrong.

[@Teboski78]

I'm sorry but convincing people of this is harder than finding help for a financial dispute in the 3rd Reich.

[@MassachusettsTrainVideos1136]

hol up

[@noobpro9759]

Jesus Lloyd. You were almost a whole decade ahead of the curve.

[@Chebab-Chebab]

I never joke about rape. It always feels forced.

[@PushTheFat]

The title of this video let me down. I really thought we would be laughing at minorities.

[@thegothamcityqueen]

I never say this but... LOL

[@Alaryk111]

We do, in the comment section.

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

Same

[@Iducuehs]

PushTheFat name checks out

[@fedpostah]

You aren't?

[@westonford6317]

Listen, Lindy... It's becoming more and more difficult for me to watch your videos because of the gradually suffocating sweater envy I'm developing. I'm sitting here typing, I don't have a sweater. What am I doing with my life? If you could tell me where you find these sweaters... Where *I* could acquire one of these magnificent pullovers... I don't want to continue it is too painful to fantasize about life with when I live without. Please. You're a man of integrity aren't you? I'm not hopeless I just need guidance.

[@biiioya]

I'm sure that this question has been answered, but I've yet to find such an answer: what kind of vestment does he wear beneath his sweaters?

[@Halinspark]

biiioya He wore mail once, therefore it must always be mail. Because science.

[@andreesapissarra]

Did you find a sweater yet?

[@LootFragg]

In school, I used to make jokes about my own ethnicity (Asian stereotypes) and go so overboard with them and be so openly racist against myself that people were shocked at the way I portray my heritage. But it opened up conversation and gave me friends I would joke with. I never really felt as uncomfortable with Asian jokes as I did with people shying away from acknowledging my Asianness (which is a word now). One teacher I used to respect once did just that and denied my Asian roots when I brought up the clearly different phenotype. I felt so uncomfortable when she was trying to be nice, telling me I look like everyone else. I was so baffled, I dropped my chopsticks and gave her a roundhouse kick to the chin. My mom had to commit sepukku the next day to restore the family honour. Good thing there are millions of women who looked like her so a replacement was quickly found. We celebrated with roasted Yorkshire Terrier. Honestly, fuck that minority taboo shit. We're all humans that can take jokes. And if we can't, then it's our fucking fault for being dumb. Teach us some manners and humour. Pretending black / red / yellow / gay / disabled / midget / female / religious people are in need of protection from bad words is ignorant and does not allow them any freedom to speak for themselves. tl;dr: Lindybeige is correct.

[@sgtwolf7391]

LootFragg What kind of Asian are you?

[@varuug]

The sensible kind..

[@neth7826]

Fucking *same.*

[@arczi1309]

A Pole, Russian and German are on a night train. the three compete in who is a better thief. German starts: he switches off the lights for 10 seconds and as he switches them on he holds Russian's watch. Russian says "you're not a thief". He switches off the lights for 10 seconds and as he turns them on he holds Pole's shoelaces. Pole says "come on Ruski is that all you can?" Pole switches of the lights. after 10 second train stops, lights turn on and a Pole stands smiling. The train controller bursts into the room and says: "I'm sorry we can't go any further; someone has stolen rails!"

[@junichiroyamashita]

Stolen rails?

[@coltonbates629]

@@junichiroyamashita I think its because the poles used to steal Soviet and Nazi rails from the train tracks so they could disrupt troop movements or something like that

[@RayTC]

i know that same joke but with stealing the wheels

[@funbro99]

KZbin decided to necromance and recommend me this.

[@caijones156]

World Trade Centre 1 and 2 were having a work party, they ordered two pepperoni pizzas. They got 2 plain's

[@orrebiff]

if u cant joke about it how can u talk about it seriously

[@submoto]

Lloyd was ahead of his time. The way society has devolved since then, is frightening and begs the question of when this bubble will burst.

[@jasonbuechel6235]

Content: Aged well Video Title: Not so much

[@andyjacobs7010]

Ehh, we just as daring then too almost.

[@CowboyBGM]

I think it's more relevant than ever

[@jamesharding3459]

Why can’t Americans play chess? We’re missing a king and a queen.

[@fonchy6098]

Nah man, you dont have the towers

[@mariosebastiani3214]

@@fonchy6098 And wait for the bishops to get incarcerated as pedophiles...

[@QuiranPup]

The thing you are talking about is named: "the voldermort effect" It's a genuine, scientifically proven thing that if you obscure something, it will only get worse

[@henryficklin7176]

I'm fine with race jokes as long they're meant to be funny, and not intended to be racist first.

[@ibrahimtopal4347]

Manchester Senator yeah I know right otherwise I would *explode* with anger See what I did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MazdaRX7007]

@@ibrahimtopal4347 sounds lewd to me

[@ballisticcranberrypeat7777]

@@ibrahimtopal4347 It's a racist joke in and of itself that I didn't get your joke until I reread your name 🤠. Good one lol

[@hamyzschidenfeld3215]

Surprise: There's no way to know the intentions, but there's something to be said about all the people here that really want to focus on race jokes.

[@homunculusrex9396]

and who shall decide what is racist

[@Cri354]

Imagine you being in a wheelchair or having any other disability, would you want your friends to treat you different and not ever make a joke on your expense or would you want to feel like being one of them. I mean, you would trash talk your perfectly "normal" friend, but if you consider someone in a wheelchair a friend, you should act the same around him. Point being, it's those well intended morons that don't get that that's how life is, people joke around and you will strip handicap people (or anyone) of this status by turning them into a tabu.

[@nehcrum]

Cri354 Yeah, but you are making a mistake that is fairly common nowadays. And that is that you think that everyone is really the same. A quite popular opinion, and one that is quite wrong. There is something called "gelotophobia" or "the fear of being laughed at". As it turns out, this is a trait that differs greatly between cultures, being very uncommon in western society but being very common amongst arabs and muslims (One researcher claiming it might be as high as 1 in 3 amongst that group). These people do not ever want you to make a joke on their expense, for any reason whatsoever, and get mighty angry if you do. Something that greatly clashes with an old western concept of humour and satire being important tools in western democracy for criticizing things.

[@MrPobanz]

Nehcrum So how should one deal with those people?! Is it the best choice to accept their unacceptance of our behaviour, or should we are the ones unaccepting their unacceptance (i'm feeling like messing with the english language here quite a lot, excuse me if thats the case)? Since i am a huge fan of "live and let live" i think i dont have to mention my opinion about that case.

[@nehcrum]

MrPobanz That is what is called a culture clash. Either one has to give, either we stop making jokes and satire, or they stop being offended when we do. You can't have both at the same time, side by side. Unless you want the current day hypocrisy where it's OK to offend certain groups but not others. Since we are in the west, and our culture has shown itself to be superior when it comes to creating good living conditions (evidenced by people from outside the west wanting so desperately to move here) then we should fight for those western culture values. If we replace western values with third world ones, then society will soon also look like the third world. Many of our values are based on freedoms, that are essential and necessary in order to create a free society where justice is equal for all. If we give up those freedoms, then we will soon also give up our society and replace it with despotism and dictators. Satire has been an important weapon with which to criticize those who hold power, and when that is taken away, soon other things will follow.

[@nehcrum]

MrPobanz For a shorter answer on how we will deal with them? These things cannot coexist, so we have the choice between fighting for our values or giving them up. Because it's quite clear that they are fighting for their values, and are unwilling to give them up.

[@MrPobanz]

Nehcrum With "live and let live" i meant: i am okay with people "feeling offended" about something (seems like thats "the thing" these days, people just like it) as long as they dont think they have to hurt/kill others because they feel offended. People tell jokes and others dont like them, some should just grow up and think about some "mean jokes" themselfes instead of crying a river or worse.

[@aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938]

His videos age like fine wine

[@samichjpg]

youtube recommended this to me 7 years after it was posted, ironic

[@TonyAguilarFigure-atively]

Same here and I agree with Lindy's message.

[@samichjpg]

@@bro4539 because this is the same type of thought that its been trying to get rid of recently

[@kalebvargo3068]

Ah the algorithm has released this from the warp gate

[@Glocktopus1]

Comment: 99% good, slightly offensive jokes Answers: 99% Death threats and actual racism

[@Kenfren]

Both are good

[@dirtydeeds4free553]

Recomended 7 years to late, my gawd people need to see this

[@fluffymcdeath]

You don't like to booze?

[@fluffymcdeath]

+Isaak Olsen You are right, of course. :)

[@editsonimovie8681]

leave it to lindybeige to make a video defending laughing at minorities, unironically, and convince me

[@geokaker9630]

i opened this shit on a seperate tab and had the volume on 100 - i nearly pissed myself

[@SiriusMined]

As always, context is what matters

[@henryficklin7176]

SiriusMined So true

[@MarekDohojda]

I am Polish, and there probably are more jokes about Poles than any other Europeans. The question is who gives a damn? Have we as a "race" given people reason to make those jokes? Honestly probably yes. What is relevant: A. No Joke can hurt you, for words can't hurt you! Words, no matter how offensive, are just words. The person who offended your, is the man in the mirror. As long as nobody is using any force the best thing that you can do is either lough yourself (and thereby disarm any real offense) or walk away (if the group isn't to your likening). Either way the best way to ensure you are an outsider is to be offended by it. B. You are in another country, it is your duty to become member of that society, not other way around. If you loved your country so much, don't leave it. Whenever you came to someone else society (except of course as a Slave) you should have at least enough respect to shut up. For instance, I hate how most Americans eat. I swear vast majority can't seem to close their freaking mouths. So what do I do? Not go to Lunches/Dinners typically. Either show up later or politely refuse to go. I won't, however, go on a campaign to yell how offended I am! C. If there is perception that you are from some Stupid/Drunken, whatever group Do your share and ensure you aren't Stupid/Drunken or whatever. As a final note. I despise the phrase "This offends me"! You are offended? GREAT! that means you now live in a country with the right of free speech. Be happy you live in a country where that is possible. Just grow up, for Pete's sake!

[@derkylos]

Marek Dohojda The word "offend" offends me. I think we should begin a petition to outlaw use of the word "offend" in all forms of communication.

[@MarekDohojda]

derkylos Indeed! One of the worst words in the whole of the English language!

[@GoranXII]

+Marek Dohojda I would doubt this, there are probably more jokes about the Irish than the Poles (at least, in the English language). And the funny thing is, the Irish make most of them up themselves, but then seem to get terribly offended when other people tell them.

[@MarekDohojda]

Matthew Marden In America Polish jokes are common and in almost all cases to denote stupidity. In almost all cases Irish jokes are to denote drunkenness. However sure let's go with more Irish jokes :) Either way my point stands that people are offended over anything and everything. Jokes can only offend you if you let them, sounds (by your description) that Irish often let themselves be offended heh.

[@blazednlovinit]

+Marek Dohojda in Britain, Irish jokes are generally centred around stupidity.

[@Blackwolf-of5kx]

Why is Usain Bolt so fast He’s a black man running from debt

[@citizenfoffie7605]

Or a police officer in the US.

[@Ryder-wt9tk]

@@citizenfoffie7605 Or his kids.

[@Zeeno]

Me: *is black* Me: clicks videos anyways Immediately greeted by man laughing and pointing Me: surprisedpikachu.jpg

[@gabrieliusz]

If only people listened to Lindy back then we wouldn't be in this mess

[@marcmarc1967]

In America, if there is a TV commercial that shows someone doing something stupid or being ignorant, it is almost always a white middle-aged man. Let's say the commercial is for car insurance, and some dummy is overpaying. Then his neighbor is shown leaving for a vacation, and the dummy asks how he can afford such a vacation. The smart neighbor says he switched to a better insurance and saved $2000 and drives off, while the dummy is left sitting there in one of those little plastic pools while the sprinkler sputters next to him. In that example, the smart neighbor can be of any race or sex or age, but the dummy in the pool will almost always be a middle-aged white dude.

[@MartinWillett]

Excellent point. We will truly have reached a race-blind point when the idiot is black and nobody notices or complains. I can't see that happening for a very long time.

[@MartinWillett]

***** Of course it will as long as it gives other races something to hang onto. If you walk around with a great big step on your head you can expect that people will be happy to use it. A small minority of white people a long time ago did other people down. That is over now. It wasn't you, it probably wasn't any of your ancestors either, I know it wasn't mine. I am no more guilty for Jim Crow, apartheid or slavery than I am of eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden. I have an excellent alibi: I wasn't even born then and my ancestors were bloody miles away and too busy working.

[@MartinWillett]

***** Only if you allow it to haunt you. Those who would dispossess us want us to feel guilty and shameful and apologetic for something we didn't do so we won't defend what we have and what we are.

[@DammalleNamenweg]

***** To be honest, in history everyone caused harm upon other races and religions (if they had the power to); the mongols surpressed russ, indian..., the arabs forced there religion in most of north-afrika and treat them live slaves (even today in some parts of sudan), atztec etc hunted underdeveloped tribes, the black slaves were mostly captured by local kings/leaders, china annexed Tibet...

[@MartinWillett]

***** And? European nations which lacked an empire lacked the opportunities to have one, they did not lack the ruthlessness or choose not to do so out of respect for the right to self determination of heathen savages. If your ancestors shared a land with also-rans that is nothing to be proud of.

[@WintersunForever]

what do you call the price of a picture of a field of light? A holo cost.

[@josephnadeau6689]

I am a Minority, and I approve this message.

[@Hardrada_129]

"Is that an arrow?" Quote by me, September 25, 1066.

[@ohistoriador4848]

Lmao, only me and 11 others fuckers got that great joke

[@chazikstan]

I don’t hate black people. In fact I love them so much I own a few!

[@KriegsverbrechenGaming]

KZbin, thanks for this gem, imma have this url ready when someone tells me „yOu CaNt MaKe JoKeS aBoUt ThAt“

[@GMan-hk7uu]

lol, epic

[@carami6442]

Im watching this in 2021 and this video has gotten more and more right every day for the last 7 years.

[@thijsrikkerink6333]

What is a smart person in the US? A tourist.

[@silvesby]

I love it

[@walterabernathy3229]

That like many good joke has a dark side and some truth in it.

[@rubenpinamonti7125]

Wise words, sir. I'm surprised this video hasn't been flagged and reported for hatespeech yet

[@ColHanko]

This is one hell of a title

[@dezarmstrong5975]

More relevant today than it was when it was made.

[@RhaegarStorm]

Thank you for this video. I felt this for a very long time. In my case, it most often came up when people objected with me treating women equally - in sports, in university, in computer science. It always boiled down to: "Don't you know that that's not how women should be treated?" And I thought - what do you mean? Equally? Letting this individual make their own choices and be part of this like everybody else? But you put better words to it then I could. Erecting taboos on behalf of others means separating them from the rest of society and exerting control over them.

[@NotTheCIA1961]

I make jokes about all races and religions equally. It doesn't make me a racist, it just means that at best I'm an asshole.

[@letwink5846]

A Thai man walks into a bar, and at one of the stools there's an American sailor... The sailor's eyebrows raise and he asks the Thai man, "Hey miss, you mind if I buy you a drink?"

[@Nagassh]

Always baffled me why I can make fun of Finn's for being dour drunks, Scotts for being the opposite kind of drunks, the French for being surrendering, frog leg eating cowards who smell like onions, the Welsh for that thing they do with sheep, hell - just about anyone in Europe seems fair game - but the second it comes to someone with a different skin colour it's suddenly racist as if them having darker skin makes them a different species. Are Scotts just not a race or what? I've had my suspicions.

[@stoutyyyy]

No, they're not a race. The term race only refers to people

[@Snibble]

There's a difference between discrimination and racist.

[@x.sleepy]

Its crazy how relevant this is today

[@dummyaccount8378]

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman are on the run from the police, the Englishman hides in a toolshed, the Scotsman hides in a doghouse and the Irishman hides in a sack of potatoes. When the policeman knocks on the shed, the Englishman says "Clank", when the policeman knocks on the doghouse the Scotsman barks. When the policeman kicks the sack of potatoes the Irishman says "POTATO".

[@theflyingcrud]

couldn't agree more with this video. laughter brings us together!