Let's Try 15 DIFFERENT GOLDFISH CRACKERS

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[@BenTheGangster]

Me: Oh boy, I sure do love goldfish! Can't wait to see ProZD tr- ProZD: these suck ew I hate them Me: ._.

[@FeeshDracomoo]

SAME

[@Linnnaeus]

I can't respect him anymore

[@rynon_red_letter5733]

Goldfish are godly and nobody can change my mind

[@wuvumgywgy]

I love goldfish and seeing him hate them so much i didnt mind at all, I found it funny actually lol

[@KrunchyKatSandwich]

Okay he’s right on the original but cheddar :( it’s good

[@Owiko7]

Imagine being a guest at ProZD's house, and he's just like "Hey want some snacks? we got 15 different flavours of goldfish and cheez-its, 17 flavours of pringles, 30 flavours of lays chips, 27 types of oreos, 29 different pop-tarts, and some hot pockets..."

[@iplay10101]

I'd camp out in his pantry if that were the case.

[@Naokarma]

don't forget the lunchables. not that you'd want any.

[@lpmoora]

Joseph G Who doesn’t want ham water and fake cheese?

[@insomnia1484]

Rewolver fuk yeah

[@CuriousityFTW]

BTW, Some of them might be stale

[@DonovanPresents]

I thought the "original" goldfish were just cheddar 😶

[@onionman8811]

Donovan Simmons same lol

[@kermitlovers1039]

ikr

[@mehboi9575]

Fr

[@KSNaethos]

Same

[@collinmclaren6608]

Yeah, wtf? That's like the only flavor my family regularly get. Just the big jumbo boxes with three bags.

[@Olorin486]

him: "goldfish suck" me: *shoveling them into my mouth from a 2lbs carton* "go off king"

[@ho-cq9ow]

This is literally me as I watch

[@bitlaze7630]

Goldfish are so good

[@DJteddyquackquak]

I have come here, one month later, in order to be part of the group that finds your comment relatable.

[@arthur-ux4rx]

@@DJteddyquackquak and I have come yet another month later to do the same

[@NimrodNadialous6002]

This is the most relatable comment I have seen

[@granthamlin8126]

I didn't even realize "original" Goldfish existed. I thought Cheddar was the standard.

[@coreenthusiast]

Grant Hamlin yeah same with doritos

[@granthamlin8126]

@@coreenthusiast Now that one I knew, but I've never seen a bag in person.

[@a..3657]

Same😂

[@harperburgess9769]

RIGHT WTF

[@Dan-do2pl]

Yea same I was like" *,Nani how has this passed y reeder

[@grishhung2828]

I never knew that the cheddar ones weren’t the original. My life is a lie.

[@zachyak]

Yo Samé bro

[@letyouhaveit]

FACTS

[@juneguts]

RIGHT? and like, he's not wrong. they are as crummy as he's saying. the flavor blasted ones honestly taste as good as my kid self believed the cheddar to taste? and they're still just ok. i never eat any goldfish anymore

[@metalinsanityx9862]

They are like original ruffles,why would you ever get them?

[@grishhung2828]

metalinsanity x to be fair, there is a shocking addictive quality to the salty, oily goodness of Ruffles.

[@sirsytham1588]

Watching someone angrily and critically eating kid’s snacks has been the best part of my day so far

[@sansundertale2424]

The best part of my day is knowing I have the same shirt as ProZD.

[@Pontificate]

ProZDs comments attract a certain breed of losers with video game avatars.

[@damarfam2653]

🤣

[@renamamiya6423]

"A pizza pringle has *A THOUSAND* times more flavour than this"

[@I.rod.2022]

Preach!

[@andymiller1597]

I never knew I had such strong opinions on Goldfish crackers until this man talked shit about them

[@minermario27]

Same.

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

SAME HERE.

[@Autistic_Tarkov_Guy]

Dude I felt real rage...and I love Sungwon. But a part of me now wants to beat him with goldfish

[@cuppycakey5013]

Me too! 😂

[@mallorycarll6280]

Same. I love Goldfish crackers and Prozd's opinions are blasphemous.

[@kevinhernadez4237]

Him walking thru the snack aisle The Walmart employee: oh god he’s back

[@Humptygotadumpy]

We did I think about Ramona from Santa Clarita Diet

[@cohensmith6100]

@@Humptygotadumpy ur right it isnt hc there isnt a difference

[@cohensmith6100]

@@Humptygotadumpy you are right bc there isnt a difference between pan and bi

[@redfrojoe2602]

@@cohensmith6100 woah as much as I agree I also agree with the notion that bi is not pan bc in their definition it's not the same

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@redfrojoe2602 But what really is gender anyway? :/ It's debatable. If anything you have a squares and rectangles sort of topic before you.

[@foodhi2880]

Did Goldfish murder his family or something.

[@polarbearsss]

yes

[@BorisDineda]

King Goldfish sends his regards

[@lgp7415]

@@BorisDineda His blandness lay undetected for years.

[@MistaOppritunity]

No, he just had to eat FIFTEEN DIFFERENT KINDS, I'd be a little pissy too. That's like a full on meals worth of calories entirely comprised of something he does not like, and likely now hates.

[@canadianmoth]

No it just suggested he get a hair cut so his hair doesnt have to be swept out of his god fucking eyes every ten seconds

[@mariahgumm8314]

To use up the carton of whole grain crackers, turning them into crumbs and putting them on top of a baked mac and cheese. Also, if you're looking for a use for the pretzels, may I suggest chocolate bark? You can crush them a little and use them as a crunchy element, along with an extra sprinkle of course salt.

[@SaidNobodyEver42]

Came here looking for butthurt Goldfish fans, found genuinely creative food advice instead

[@pasqualecurry7773]

How dare you be so helpful in a KZbin comment section.

[@bobwall8021]

The sommelier of goldfish

[@oofedultra]

@@SaidNobodyEver42 same

[@jakeoliner9324]

“They’re not bad because there’s nothing remarkable about goldfish in any way” is a very solid roast

[@KyokujiFGC]

I mean, he's not wrong. They're bland as fuck. If they weren't shaped like fish, no one would give a shit.

[@EevieNiing3453]

@@KyokujiFGC OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

[@halbalad]

Gives it that nice toasty flavor.

[@ShakeMistake]

Things I learned in this comment section: -Many people like goldfish. -GOLDFISH ARE SOUP CRACKERS AND THAT'S WHY THEY ARE FISH-SHAPED.

[@WowPlusWow]

@@xPandamon yes they are

[@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191]

OOOOOOOO THATS MAKES SENSE Makes it look like they are swimming in a river of blood though.

[@jaykay6222]

@@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 You do know there are more soups than just tomato, right?

[@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191]

Jay Kay Yeah but what other soup would go good with them? You don’t see anyone dunking some pizza goldfish in their cream of mushroom soup.

[@jaykay6222]

@@thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191 The original might go good in things like clam chowder or chicken soup. Maybe even the regular cheddar ones. Then you got some other noodle heavy soups that'd likely work. I mean, basically any soup you might dip any sort of cracker in I imagine you could fine some use for the goldfish.

[@BiggieChungulus]

ProZD: A talented voice actor and overall content creator -Only watches his "let's try x foods" series

[@T-I-M-E.42]

Solid choice.

[@sammymora97]

@@T-I-M-E.42 i second that

[@Ultimate_Despair]

Your choice is.....completely inoffensive.

[@T-I-M-E.42]

@@Ultimate_Despair niiiice.

[@Ultimate_Despair]

@@T-I-M-E.42 Which is super super super super super super super super boring.

[@Nptz43]

ProZD: "These are just awful I don't understand why anybody would eat a snack this bland" Me, having just inhaled an entire bag of pizza flavored goldfish: "Huh?"

[@creepykidandinfinitedreams2987]

I love the X-tra pizza flavor

[@FlooidsGame]

same. blasted a pack of extreme pizza, like 3 bags of pretzel, an extreme cheddar, and am currently munching through one of those costco sized bags (3 big ass bags in a box). *edit, this has been over the past 2 months* Would i pick gold fish over a chip? no, god no.. Would i munch the hell out of em while watching a show or playing a game? yes. while also chugging more water than a human can handle because of the salt :)

[@garfieldsans967]

I don’t like pizza but I have eaten a sams size gallon of them

[@eight92ful]

i don’t always agree with his opinions but i love watching. its the beauty of entertainment

[@dragoonman1478]

I don't agree with his opinion but this was still funny to watch

[@nessyno-name3855]

"Why would you ever buy original? POINTLESS." Me, whose favorite snack as a child was regular goldfish and who steadily watched them become rarer and rarer on the grocery store shelves, even among other goldfish flavors: 😢

[@gayswario2497]

Haha get rekt

[@EddieB-ready]

You had terrible taste my guy ngl

[@anon-lz8xv]

Fs in the chat

[@ix8750]

Dude I feel bad for you, this sort of thing happens to me as well from time to time.

[@bariumselenided5152]

I mean, you may have shit taste but still, RIP

[@megablastoise8770]

I can't believe I've watched 14 minutes of a man slowly losing his mind over Goldfish crackers.

[@floorgangsam2466]

Too true

[@FarrellSr]

And yet still better then anything on tv

[@redinator5]

This one is like if you took [flavorful item], but then you [diminishing action]

[@EddieB-ready]

He do be spitting facts

[@antonykassis]

Lmao that sounds like a job simulator bot

[@stormcloudsabound]

prozd: they’re generally not good *Several people are typing...*

[@zippinghen]

i am triggered

[@OceanBedrock]

they're literally my favorite snack :(

[@SlothOfTheSea]

FOLDGISH ARE AMAZING

[@Xoediac]

AJ glorified soup crackers

[@sg-qi7np]

and he’s right

[@JennyNicholson]

THEY ARE FOR SWIMMiNG IN SOUP

[@petrichordiak6233]

love ur vids jenny

[@Galahad_Du_Lac]

Jeb

[@megumichan400]

Wrongis

[@Dougiewoof]

I like putting them on crackers or Tostitos scoops and then putting that in soup so they're like a little boats......even tho they are fish....and can swim.... Idk ....I'm wierd.

[@terri2rial]

omg my life has gotten so much better

[@BartonHNewell]

"They taste like baby food" You heard it hear first, folks. "Let's try 51 flavors of BABY FOOD" is the next video.

[@soggysooponline]

This is should be a video

[@vtr0104]

Baby food is quite prohibitive to buy though. There are harsh regulations on what it can be composed of, and it's actually highly nutritional. I tried to buy milk formula out of curiosity a while back and one of those 500 gram tins was the same price as 10 of the 1 liter Milk Cartons (that's over 2 Months' worth of carton milk for me)... Now, I have no idea how much you could make out of it, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't make a literal bucket (EU buckets tend to be around 10 liters capacity) of milk formula, so I gave up on the idea.

[@Yam-jt3vw]

Holy shit that would make me so happy

[@heatherkaplan64]

Omg PLEASE LMAOOO

[@KitsuRonin]

ProZD is about the only grown man I can trust to eat baby food for twenty minutes without it being creepy as heck

[@Reruro]

“They aren’t that good.” *Rolls up sleeves* "So it's gonna be like that eh..."

[@zippinghen]

BEAT THAT CHEEZ IT FANBOY'S ASS

[@funnylittlecreature]

Zipping CHEEZ-ITS ARE AVERAGE AT BEST

[@tommyfitzgerald5912]

They are my favorite snack but maybe it’s cause I’ve had goldfish since I was about 3

[@nakedsnake76]

They taste exactly the same to me

[@benjaminlocks]

WHERE MAH GOLDFISH HOMIES AT!?

[@임혜민-l3u]

amongst of many other episodes, this is my favorite. He gets angrier and angrier as it goes and makes me wonder how much one man can get frustrated by a small goldfish snack.

[@rajkangriwala2898]

the real title is : "Man eats crackers as he insults them in the most unique ways"

[@ra_mry3062]

SungWon: *increasingly angry tirade about a children’s snack* the music: 🎶 doo do doo doo do 🎶

[@v2snyder654]

Anyone know what song this is? I feel like it's from animal crossing

[@potato.pancake]

v2snyder it is :)))

[@potato.pancake]

v2snyder *specifically acnl

[@v2snyder654]

@@potato.pancake Aha 1pm! thats such a good track, it modulates in a cool way :)

[@sonicmorgana5363]

I was scared that I would go to the comments and find out I’m the only person over the age of 5 that likes goldfish. Luckily I was wrong

[@AirahsELL]

I think the flavor blasted are fine....that and they're meant to be eaten in fucking soup.

[@inordirectional]

"It's like there's an onion on your windowsill, and you're imagining what it tastes like. That's what these taste like." Lmao I love goldfish but that was such a creative description.

[@DeAthWaGer]

If he makes fun of these flavors this hysterically he should try drinking every LaCroix, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone...

[@projectiledysfunction]

Even worse, make him drink bubbly. It just tastes like peroxide

[@neetidols]

pretty sure danny gonzales actually did this

[@KKnifeBelly]

I like both

[@xidena166]

Those are nastttyy

[@chaddumbbrat7174]

Slicer you don’t mean that....

[@BlueHayate]

Next episode: Let's try 25 DIFFERENT CANNED SOUPS

[@brasondenton401]

Lol good one! 😂 This actually me chuckle.

[@bean7468]

All the varieties of Campbell's available at the store

[@pen_island]

Id actually enjoy that

[@yumiyn8003]

Hungrybox is in need of a major comeback...

[@tinanguyen9199]

Wait I would love that video

[@ikhidealigbeh514]

Like a pro atlete, he's pushing himself to human extremes just for our entertainment. Can't last though. He's gonna retire at 35. When he's still on top. When he can still scarf down a bucket of 21 different flavors of Cheese-It's without embarrassing himself. Here he's straight _dominating_ those goldfish and I love it

[@happilyham6769]

I prefer to just eat actual goldfish. Way more flavour.

[@merissarios]

Ikr

[@OutMyWay.]

Especially when they're alive

[@cinnamon.toast.crotch7510]

@@OutMyWay. personally, I like to slaughter them alive, and then eat their souls

[@silverbullet5083]

@@cinnamon.toast.crotch7510 a solid choice, but personally a falle is the way to go.

[@cinnamon.toast.crotch7510]

@@silverbullet5083 ah i see, you play r6 too

[@lugialover09]

"Some of them sorta have these demented smiles on them." THEY'RE THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK!

[@finn_6775]

children?

[@nosamstrebor5356]

Of course the gamzee profile pic would mention that.

[@lugialover09]

@@nosamstrebor5356 HoNk HoNk :o)

[@joemullarkey5719]

lugialover09 (in a deep voice) “Goldfish!”

[@bialex8083]

I've seen a similar quote on Terraria's Goldfish description, does it actually refer to these crackers?

[@Scourge_76]

You should do Hershey's chocolate, there's a ton of that.

[@judyshimada1395]

He would die

[@tommy318928]

YES!

[@LeeroyPorkins]

There's Jelly Bellys and those "Pringles" that were Reese/Hershey

[@idontneedaname318]

I think he'd die

[@samuelconsuegra1206]

Hersheys is nasty

[@livewire961]

The slow descent into insanity sure makes it worth the watch

[@IrvingIV]

enjoy a similar video kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnzbYqqkjaifmas

[@expendableindigo9639]

I came expecting fun and I got personally attacked.

[@rendezvousonmemorylane]

descent!!

[@eastonmace6985]

Forget descent, nosedive!

[@scifimom42]

There are pepperage farm cookies... you might die if you attempt to eat them all

[@nbngbotw]

I love how it says "Baked" on each of the bags, really gives the weirdly smiling goldfish next to it some context.

[@ashaler__]

hhhhh omg

[@laneatkinson6441]

Somehow I don't think goldfish edibles would taste very good 😅

[@rasta7655]

Imagine a guy who frequents the store you work at but every time he visits the store he completely clears out one specific brand of food.

[@sarahmellinger8125]

Based on what he's getting I would think he's a prepper

[@werescrewed8793]

Bruh this comment is just genius, made *literally* laugh out loud

[@BlueJay567]

Bro I didn’t even know original existed, I thought cheddar was original

[@carolwesslinger8849]

Me 2

[@andrewconard5922]

Me3

[@m1spe11ted_4]

Me4

[@thebathroom6327]

Me5

[@idfrigginkman]

Mee6

[@gigatoaster8274]

this guy was beat with goldfish crackers as a child, and that's why he has an undying hatred for them.

[@funnylittlecreature]

Goldfish would never

[@lowqualitytrash7034]

It's the snack that beats you back

[@AnxiousJoe]

How does he manage to say the word jizz in every single one of these

[@thembo.rxghts]

Bc he is a professional

[@user-qu2gc5bx2k]

To be fair, there are very few foods in the world that do not taste like jizz

[@memesaremylifeline6723]

Wait when I missed it

[@DukeJames]

The man was not lying when he said he did not like goldfish crackers.

[@BallMuncher555]

Sadly he’s not lying and I’d actually serious.

[@AbuseForViews]

This is the only person I’ve seen talk so badly about goldfish.

[@jotch4491]

only person I've heard talk about goldfish...

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

i mean someone had to represent us goldfish haters

[@zippinghen]

that is why we need to burn him

[@epekka]

he's opening our eyes and breaking us out of our pro-goldfish circlejerk

[@timo4258]

Are these in USA only?

[@prettykitty39]

ProZD: "What is this for? To pour them straight into my mouth?" Me, who has done so before: "Yes!!"

[@combastion5227]

Well actually it's meant to allow you to easily pour them into your soup, their intended purpose, hence the fish shape too.

[@jk-bp4gr]

@@combastion5227 I'm pretty sure it's for elementary school teachers to pour them into coffee filters

[@zcarp8642]

@@combastion5227 wait.. really?

[@ahuman2695]

@@zcarp8642 most likely

[@chasevaughn2094]

There are to techniques when pouring, you open the bag a little and can pour normally or open the bag completely and funnel it with your hand and shake it into your mouth.

[@brinndwyerfilms1579]

I like how subtle they are. You can just keep eating them. When you have to strong of a flavor in your snacks, they get a little overwhelming. But that’s just me

[@Wveth]

Sungwon agrees with you. That's why he doesn't like a lot of things. But SOME flavor is preferable I think ;)

[@ASA-ux7cg]

This man makes me realize that there are a lot of different flavors for snacks that I didn’t even know had them

[@Kaoss134]

and sometimes he doesn't even account for international flavors.

[@early_riser4776]

Kaoss134 there are international flavors?!

[@eugenekrabs141]

all i knew about was extra cheese

[@noahherrera5214]

I thought cheddar cheese was the original flavor

[@Kaoss134]

​@@early_riser4776 well idk about goldfish specifically. I was just talking about in general. Like he didn't do the Sakura Blossom Oreos from Japan in his Oreo one. Actually, Japan in general does a lot of special flavors that would seem unique to folks in the U.S. Green Tea/matcha is a really normal flavor of candy/snack to get there. And that's just one country. I don't even know about if any other countries have international flavors of things but they very well could.

[@Blizardstar1200]

“Babies would probably really like these, maybe they’re the intended audience, I don’t know” Goldfish are in fact a children’s snack, that’s why they’re shaped like fun little fish

[@CadetRedShirt]

Blizardstar1200 that was literally what I was gonna say! Lol Theyre meant to be a bit healthier snack for kiddos too, the flavors arent super intense so that they arent addictive

[@lambybunny7173]

Actually, from what I’ve heard, they’re shaped like fish because the creator’s wife was a Pisces :)

[@finestcustard5647]

CadetRedShirt k but I was so addicted to these when I was like little. I would eat way too many

[@funnylittlecreature]

CadetRedShirt well they failed cause I'm addicted to them :)

[@indigowendigo8165]

@@funnylittlecreature I was addicted to them too. XD Sometimes I'd crush up a bunch of crackers like goldfish at a time and eat it as a powdery snack, LOL. ^^; But anyways, that astrology thing is kind of cute. :D I wonder if we ever got, or WILL get, food made from all other 11 signs. ^^; I'm a Cancer so I'd like to see some crabby stuff.

[@ShroomRPG]

"It's like there's an onion on your windowsill, and you're imagining what it tastes like" jfc why are his descriptions of food always so priceless

[@Cramzie]

I know this man didn’t just diss my whole childhood for 14 minutes and 23 seconds straight

[@maxng7211]

"You'll click on it more if it says 15 vs 14" Jokes on you, I thought it said "5 different" flavors and still clicked.

[@stanw6734]

This is 14 minutes of ProZD trashing my childhood

[@Dan-sb2fb]

“how did this company get away with such bland crackers?” excessive marketing, dude. remember the commercials with the goldfish cinematic universe?

[@rubikvoncube3583]

I used to play the games on their website all the time when I was younger

[@rubikvoncube3583]

@Emma Bryson they had a website with several games/activities - although my memory is a bit fuzzy on them, I will try to describe the few I remember (also, there was a different, but similar, site I remember that had games for pop-tarts and Ritz crackers [both on the same site] - kinda unrelated, but all these memories are just flooding back so I'm just putting it here) One was basically like Pac-man, but with vacuum cleaners instead of ghosts, and a goldfish instead of Pac-man (there was a stigma in the "lore" of the goldfish games surrounding the "evil" vacuum cleaners) Another was just a goldfish on a paper airplane, and you tried to get it to go the farthest by changing the angle of the ramp (which was a notebook, with coins being stacked under one side to change the angle) there was a minigolf game, which was pretty standard, but had the addition of the vacuum cleaner obstacles and the setting of a house's floor (as almost all of the games did) there was one where you went down a tube (think bobsledding) and you raced against time to get to the next section (different colored tube) while encountering obstacles in the tube - I don't remember what the alleged "bobsled" looked like the last one I remember was like an adventure game - each one of the goldfish characters (finn and xtreme are the only names I remember specifically) had a unique ability, and using those abilities, the goal was to solve "puzzles" (I don't remember exactly how the tasks were formatted, but puzzles is probably the closest word) to guide as many baby goldfish as possible to the end stage I don't remember the url, and I don't even know if the site is still up tl;dr I played goldfish games way too much as a kid but they slapped so I regret nothing

[@cake2531]

weed munchies

[@bananamango2624]

cake holy fuck

[@cake2531]

@@bananamango2624 what

[@paulsween628]

"It's like there's an onion on your windowsill, and you're *imagining* what it tastes like."

[@that-possum-guy3209]

Onion flavor LaCroix

[@datman879]

Me after proZD doesn’t say a single good thing about goldfish: *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@Humptygotadumpy]

Same

[@samiahmed2327]

Well its shit

[@ladigoos8835]

I mean there kinda good but he’s mostly right

[@istan7412]

He’s right tho, most goldfish are just meh if not bad. The xtreme flavors are good but there’s better stuff out there

[@gabeyab]

They’re literally like actual goldfish You would buy some cool looking tropical fish (idk im no fish expert) over a regular goldfish, but it’s nice having one anyways. They aren’t notorious or remarkable in anyway, but you’ll be flushing it down the toilet in few weeks (or just munching down a whole bag in the snack’s case), so you might as well.

[@salty_pearl]

Ah, yes, the three genders: Original, Cheddar, and Princess.

[@Oddity2994]

I identify as pretzel

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

I think you mean the *three flavours* ;)

[@refuse5797]

@@AlmightyPolarBear no

[@originalname1876]

@@AlmightyPolarBear you did a unfunny

[@hedgehogriot2049]

I read this in Pearl's voice and it made it so much better

[@panzer-chan69]

ive never felt more like a degenerate for liking goldfish

[@funnylittlecreature]

Don't. They're great.

[@nolanbill8]

Yeah dude, goldfish are amazing

[@davidk7439]

You're not degenerate, you just like less salted than usual snack foods. Also, you enjoy the feeling of eating lots of smaller versions of regular products since you're numerically getting more per portion.

[@StarkMaximum]

@@davidk7439 oh my gosh that's why I like Goldfish, I can taste the _value_

[@michaelharrison7232]

I mean, everyone's tastes are different

[@DJB3lfry]

I'm very glad that Goldfish fully committed to being "Cheez-itz's bland cousin", because although I adore Cheez-Itz, they always end up destroying my weak stomach and esophagus with acid reflux. Never had that problem with Goldfish, though.

[@micahfrickel5415]

I feel like when he was younger he choked on some goldfish and now he just wants to get back at them.

[@soggysooponline]

I got a hamburger for lunch at school in 2nd grade the bun was too hard and I choked on it

[@Yoshifire8]

@@soggysooponline I got mozzarella sticks at an applebees when I was little and I choked on them

[@sea81793]

I took a sip of water one time, and I choked on it.

[@zippinghen]

i inhaled air one time and choked on it

[@mayormccheese2641]

I choked on a meatball once but I stood up right away, so the velocity of me shooting out of my chair sent it down my throat and I lived.

[@Icey4x]

"These are like if you played a game of telephone with 1000 people and you said the word Cheez-It and you went through 1000 people and by the end it just said..." *j-j-jizz*

[@kittydurgon8740]

So I wasn't the only person who heard that. Was dying..

[@kellybelly1004]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Necro_fury]

Couldn't help himself from saying jizz in a food video lol

[@bananamango2624]

i dont get it explain pls

[@yun-pg8cr]

yum

[@neetidols]

I saw this while eating goldfish and was like "oh boy! i love goldfish!" and then he says "goldfish aren't that good" i understand now. You're my enemy, prozd

[@funnylittlecreature]

We must rise up. The revolution begins today!

[@gavinrualo4730]

King dragon sends his regards

[@arjunbaweja7755]

He’s not wrong, i prefer cheese its because of more flavor.

[@funnylittlecreature]

bob silly they may have more flavor, but that flavor tastes kinda meh

[@raisinsun4328]

WE SHALL FORM THE GOLDFISH REVOLUTIONARY GROUP!

[@superbseth64]

“These make a saltine cracker taste like a dorito laced with cocaine” “Imagine instead cheddar goldfish were made of crumbly sand that’s what these are like” - ProZD 2020

[@koalmar3566]

The logical career progression from voice actor to food critic continues.

[@timo4258]

Only two steps away from ruling the world.

[@chestersnap]

"What is this for? To pour them straight into my mouth?" I don't know if that is it's purpose, but it does work great for that

[@firapuroki4571]

Based on personal experience, i suppose.

[@BallMuncher555]

I think it’s for poring into a bowl.

[@combastion5227]

It's for pouring into your soup, they're intended as soup crackers, it's the whole reason why they're shaped like fish.

[@TheMilkDistributor]

@Chicken Tortilla hmmm, obesity?

[@artsypark253]

“These make a saltine cracker, taste like Doritos, laced with cocaine” I now want prozd to describe all food if this is how he describes them

[@OutlawDin0]

"Ok, today I am going to try 15 different kinds of cocaine..."

[@aurias42]

"They're like a saltine cracker" Me, who often eats plain saltine crackers: "is that a problem?"

[@username-yc3bd]

Didn’t he say they make saltine crackers seem like “Doritos laced with cocaine”

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

No drink?

[@nexnexus8656]

My man

[@thomasderosso5625]

When someone asks me what the opposite of a commercial is, I'll link them this.

[@Ashariii]

Now the first step is to find someone who would ask you what the opposite of a commercial is.

[@inezketchup]

Idk this made me crave goldfish just to prove him wrong haha

[@timo4258]

I would legit buy goldfish if they sold these here, just to try.

[@graham107]

I was not expecting his opinion of goldfish to be this low. Literally give me any flavor of goldfish and I will eat the whole bag without a second thought and thoroughly enjoy it.

[@RosesArePink210]

I love goldfish I always ask to buy some when I find the chance.

[@underscore2736]

I'm so hungry ill eat anything and thoroughly enjoy it, when he insulted the xtra cheddar goldfish, I though about how many people I'd kill for some xtra cheddar goldfish, the answer is 7

[@joeysingingchannel]

Goldfish are fine if you work in an elementary school setting, it's 10:15 AM and you're starving. Otherwise, there's no reason to not pick Cheezits instead.

[@hamstersdailylife4938]

I am suspecting his taste buds are broken now due to all the excessively sweet and spicy foods eaten in the other videos. When you get used to too much flavor, normal tasting foods don’t taste as strong as they are.

[@zippinghen]

it is good to see i am not the only one who is addicted to goldfish

[@uniDUCK_]

alt title: “Grown asian man roasting the crap out of snacks for children”

[@Hectorlph]

No kidding. Never seen a man with so much hatred for a cracker snack.

[@wkrajcik831]

how can a snack be targeted for only a specific age group

[@rawovunlapin8201]

@@wkrajcik831 ever heard of the flavor _"blue raspberry?"_

[@8insects]

* Krajcik * have you ever seen any cereal or candy commercial?

[@cometgravity]

the fact that i sat through you talking shit about goldfish for 15 minutes when i love goldfish more than life is a testament to how much i enjoy you and your content

[@Neeblius]

“15 different flavors” *buys 7 variants of cheddar*

[@TheTrain98]

That’s all they have bro

[@catraropac5059]

You'd think they'd learn how to make good cheddar crackers

[@jamemhm]

Didn’t even try goldfish colors, I can’t respect this man

[@lefrymo]

Mmmmmm green , my favourite flavour

[@MuhDog]

Ikr, Goldfish colors actually taste different from cheddar, they have a much more memorable flavor and they remind me of cheezits. Those things are so good.

[@ashleyspratlin1811]

Goldfish colors taste like chemicals.

[@amandaleicht5508]

@@ashleyspratlin1811 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

[@kendallanderson6511]

Ashley Spratlin the purple ones were the worst. I couldn’t get myself to eat those ones.

[@BustyCatbot]

I honestly like goldfish because of their bland flavor, they aren't overwhelming, and they're nice to snack on without really focusing on them

[@AP-uj2fg]

Yeah! They're an immensely shovel-able snack.

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

yeah I only ever get goldfish if there's no cheezits. but also goldfish are fun and nostalgic :)

[@Praisethesunson]

If they were even semi healthy that might be a good reason to eat them

[@CallOn84]

That's why popcorns exists

[@littlegirlgogo]

the sheer rage in his voice after so many no-flavor crackers, followed by the excitement of actually tasting *anything* from the graham ones, i think this was the most emotionl he''s gotten in any of these videos

[@KyokujiFGC]

Even as a kid, I never understood why people liked these. They're bland as fuck compared to like any other cracker, cookie or chip.

[@Viewsk8]

I was sad when he didn't like pizza (my fav as a kid). I feel redeemed by the flavor blasted version being his favorite at least.

[@mikefisher7071]

I feel so personally attacked by this video. The carton is incredible for pouring them straight into my throat without chewin

[@dontaskdontjudge]

What are you, a sinkhole?

[@yourlasthaw6270]

Petition for ProZD to try every type of Eggo waffles.

[@shantcheetah]

Yesss I ship this

[@justsomeguy2967]

This is actually a really good idea

[@whitegenome22]

Theyd be cold asf lmao

[@stealthlock6634]

“They aren’t that good.” OKAY. I’M ALREADY GOING TO-

[@everythingz888]

“They aren’t that good” BRUH GOLDFISH ARE MY JAM PROZD WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

[@toooydoeur]

@@everythingz888 trash

[@madarauchiha-lt3mz]

I don't like goldfish either

[@djblast101]

Some shit

[@Naokarma]

Goldfish are fantastic if you love salty stuff and the cracker type of snack. I can see why some people don't like them all that much, but I didn't realize these many people were so anti-goldfish.

[@Testtesttesttesttest]

I remember when in school goldfish in the *little bags* were “delicacy” and I would bite The heads off of all of them and leave the tails for later

[@aidanzieres]

Someone else actually did the head biting?

[@Testtesttesttesttest]

@@aidanzieres alright now I know I’m not on my own

[@ashaler__]

@@Testtesttesttesttest i used to bite the tails off in the rare occasion id actually eat them

[@angelacomeaux1953]

i can't believe i just spent 15 minutes of my life watching one of my favorite snacks get dunked on. i feel played

[@greasycheese24theiii34]

I love the regular cheddar ones, but in my personal opinion, the flavor blasted extra cheddar ones are fucking disgusting. Absolute shit. But that's just my opinion.

[@code.talker]

For real, he's usually pretty spot on but these takes are complete garbage

[@elimsyldog4858]

Gold Fish is just a trash snack brand even the "flavor blasted" ones.

[@MasterDoctorBenji]

Concur, never liked the cheese squares, they taste so processed and strong. Goldfish you pop a handful a chill

[@duncan4692]

Yeah I'm now dying of hunger that only goldfish can quench

[@Flerbs]

I don’t think the snack smiled back from your opinion

[@brianmayfield3474]

Lol

[@jamaalosman15]

Never thought a man eating 15 kinds of gold crackers could be so entertaining..

[@davidbergmann8948]

Thank you, Jamal 🍄

[@maramnaina6493]

I think you might find his other 'let's try' entertaining as well.

[@JackgarPrime]

"They just kinda taste like...baby food." Let's Try 20 DIFFERENT BABY FOOD video confirmed.

[@mcescher1957]

YES!!! EXACTLY!

[@raylinmae297]

There's a reason kids love them. Kids love simple. Source: Mom of one year old

[@jam_plays_games]

Raylin Mae Exactly. Not to mention not everyone’s looking for something packed with flavor; sometimes you want something more on the blander side of things.

[@Rise876]

Simple and fun. Fish shape equals happy kid.

[@tobias-mn6jf]

oh i’m not a kid but kool fish shape

[@cm275]

Can confirm. My kids destroy Goldfish.

[@hectormercedes8830]

I still love them.

[@corrodan2995]

Conspiracy theory: He has remy from ratatouille under his hair and thats why he is harsh on cheese, and keeps touching his hair.

[@soggysooponline]

Hurry delete this before he deletes you

[@John-doe955]

What hair is he touching and where?

[@corrodan2995]

John Doe his own, consistently.

[@John-doe955]

Corrodan nevermind I didn’t get the original joke.

[@YourUncleBenis]

I never thought I'd be so pissed off about what someone else thinks of Goldfish crackers, but you managed to push me there.

[@arnerademacker8548]

"They're not bad because there is nothing that's remarkable about [them] in any way." What a frickin' dunk though. Officer, I'd like to report a bloody slaughter.

[@iam3gion204]

"Theyre like.. ASS pretzels" This is the quality food reviews I come for

[@scratchull]

This is cool and all, but WHERE ARE THE RAINBOW GOLDFISH!

[@Pootisbird01]

The best ones

[@gamergamer7508]

They're just the same as cheddar right?

[@himikoyumeno1710]

gamer gamer well he did the pink goldfish which they are literally cheese as well rip

[@gamergamer7508]

@@himikoyumeno1710 True

[@aDudebro]

@@gamergamer7508 Nah, they hit different.

[@dylanparks6477]

I don’t know what he’s talking about. I would eat a whole bag of the cheddar ones by myself

[@sarahmcdonough7713]

same i dont even eat them often but when i do i have to remind myself to NOT eat the whole bag.. i feel like everyone i know feels the same too lmao

[@dylanparks6477]

Sarah McDonough yeah same

[@Nako3]

You eat these because of the texture not because of flavour. The crunch is addicting xD Also 7:56

[@dagsoap]

Him: these aren’t that good, why would anyone want to buy these Me: what do you mean!? This is the sHiT

[@funnylittlecreature]

Goldfish are utterly amazing

[@cherry-944]

“These make a saltine cracker taste like a Dorito laced with cocaine”

[@thepastaprogenitor851]

Is he telling me they aren't

[@seraffimospang9239]

"My slit tastes like a warm salty snack waiting to be torn open" -Evangeline

[@stacyedits8134]

Maybe he think only kids taste that yummy goodness

[@jam_plays_games]

_Alternate Title:_ Asian-American man thoroughly insults my favorite childhood snack for 14 minutes and 23 seconds.

[@everythingz888]

Yes

[@toooydoeur]

Trash

[@Humptygotadumpy]

Yea

[@Humptygotadumpy]

Everything Z dang I’m sorry didn’t mean to copy you

[@everythingz888]

@@Humptygotadumpy No it’s fine! It’s not like I own the word “yes” haha

[@Tristan1062]

I literally never knew that there were “original” cracker Goldfish. I have, for the entirety of my 21 years of life, always assumed that the cheddar cheese Goldfish *were* the default “original” flavor.

[@username-yc3bd]

Well tbf the cheddar ones are the originals in a sense of goldfish being snack food as the originals were just some putting in soup

[@CatGataNekosan]

A true story from high school: Sitting in class waiting for the bell to ring, suddenly a guy I hadn't talked to since elementary school turns to me and says, "You'll know this!" in the tone of a man about to win an argument, "What's the name of the cheddar goldfish?" Me, immediately, "Finn." "Yes! What's the name of the parmesan one?" Thinking for a moment, "Brooke." "Yes! And the pretzel one?" Long pause. "...Gilbert?" "Yes!!"

[@Chadmiral]

Kewl 👌

[@elsie8757]

What about the, like, stuntman one??

[@awesomeness0005]

@@elsie8757 Xtreme

[@rex2546]

@@awesomeness0005 why do you know this

[@Humptygotadumpy]

rex Because they are a person of culture

[@hotdogtongs8784]

Who else did not know cheddar were not the original

[@sawyermcdaniel6896]

I didn’t

[@sharonc5778]

I love how he’s always destroying his body for our entertainment-

[@Ascestra]

I destroy my vocal cords

[@justarandommemer9209]

@@Ascestra for what lol

[@Ascestra]

your entertainment

[@Ascestra]

Constant screaming

[@Ascestra]

Most nights I don't sleep cause im busy yelling

[@_Morph1ne_]

I couldn’t care less when someone likes a food I don’t, but you crossed the damn line. Goldfish are fucking great

[@SmoggySandwich]

My two year old is devastated that you tore apart his favorite snack.

[@wallstreet21]

Imagine while he’s roasting the goldfish it’s smile begins to fade

[@goldensloth7]

awwwww

[@uniDUCK_]

it costs u nothing to not say that

[@Dracophile7]

He slowly turns them upside down

[@uniDUCK_]

DragonDan it costs u nothing to not say that

[@Skinmancentral]

When he calls Parmesan a C-/D+ *King Dragon sends his regards*

[@andyblanton6570]

I never cared for the Parmesan ones. They aren't bad, in fact, they're actually an A-. I just don't like them.

[@Skinmancentral]

Andy Blanton Just not a c-

[@bariumselenided5152]

8:28 “Waow, this tastes!” Had me dead