I love how these videos always start out so polite and formal then halfway through we're comparing flavours to the lying corpse of a pickle
@ZeroZForce4 жыл бұрын
I hope the next Dark Souls lore video goes in depth on the descent into madness after eating the cursed Cheez-its
@AlphaOrion984 жыл бұрын
VaatiVidya I was not expecting to see you on a cheez it review video at 2 am
@MrSandManBringMeADream4 жыл бұрын
@@AlphaOrion98 lol
@ordinarytree46784 жыл бұрын
Hey @VaatiVidya can you do a review of every flavour of healing item in Souls?
@enzo11074 жыл бұрын
What an odd place to see you
@alexandercolefield95234 жыл бұрын
"I think Pretzels are a waste of my whole life." next up: Lets try 15 different types of Pretzels
@Goldarlives4 жыл бұрын
Pretzels is the same
@Truman55554 жыл бұрын
@@Goldarlives Not Hannovers!!! Honey Mustard and Buffalo are divine!!!
@JurassicLion20494 жыл бұрын
Those big ass pretzels that are part pizza and churro are worth it. But those hard ass pretzel snacks are so not worth it. In my poor ghetto neighborhood even tho wed lack in food every fucking kid wouldnt eat pretzels the school would give.
@viewer-of-content4 жыл бұрын
Soft pretzels, hard pretzels, pretzel hotdogs, peanut butter pretzels, chocolate pretzels, white chocolate pretzels, jalapeno pretzels, dark chocolate pretzels, Wasabi pretzels, gluten free pretzels, sourdough pretzels, buffalo wing pretzels, garlic parmesan pretzels, vegan pretzels, cauliflower pretzels, everything bagel flavored pretzels, dill pickle pretzels, cheddar pretzels, honey pretzels... Should I add product links and/or more pretzels flavors?
@Limayde4 жыл бұрын
There are a lot more than 15 types of pretzels.
@alyssayeo88704 жыл бұрын
He’s just so oddly positive with his feedback the entire duration of this review and it’s actually so nice to see him not descend into madness for once.
@Marchclouds4 жыл бұрын
Exept for the jalapeno one
@Marchclouds4 жыл бұрын
And the snack mix
@waffles62804 жыл бұрын
dude it's because cheez-its fuckin slap
@3starsburningbright3 жыл бұрын
Except for a couple
@WooperZzz3 жыл бұрын
I just like watching asian people eat. Since he also talks in english i prefer my boi right here. *jk bte i legit love him
@catguy54254 жыл бұрын
My theory: "extra toasty" is just the original's rejects because they got burned. Anytime they burn a batch, they fill a box of "extra toasty."
@OhWanya4 жыл бұрын
Legit yes, been there to booth!
@catguy54254 жыл бұрын
@@OhWanya What?
@theocabut14 жыл бұрын
Kitty Cat been there to both! Can’t you read?
@alexandereckley8994 жыл бұрын
@@theocabut1 I think you meant booth
@worldpeace82404 жыл бұрын
They’re the best
@TheSteve51544 жыл бұрын
You gotta do goldfish. There's so many, but with a wide variety of flavors.
@Mr_Man_78034 жыл бұрын
They are the best of cheese flavored crackers, one of the best crackers ever made.
@love_lemi4 жыл бұрын
if he doesn't try the cupcake ones i will be disappointed
@Silvia-jx3ym4 жыл бұрын
I actually thought you all where talking about pet goldfish and got absolutely horrified for a moment
@ismailmiah28104 жыл бұрын
Sure, ‘Let’s Try 76 Flavours of Goldfish’
@beef69584 жыл бұрын
I lived off Goldfish through college. Those Xtra cheddar blasts or whatever the hell they're called were the shit
@DragonOfVenezuela4 жыл бұрын
combine them all and create a Cheez-them
@kiwisweet55204 жыл бұрын
i’m so sorry but since this is stupid anyway, wouldn’t it be a cheez-those?
@shifusdad4 жыл бұрын
I see, a man of culture like myself
@L09ANA4 жыл бұрын
kiwisweet :1 lul
@jacksonvelez71064 жыл бұрын
I see someone else likes salmonella(the KZbinr)
@lenny23404 жыл бұрын
Is that communism i hear?
@patriciov.catricura30744 жыл бұрын
KZbin: "Let's try 15 different Cheez-Its" Me at 2 AM, from a country where Cheez-Its don't even exist: "Interesting"
@edarddragon4 жыл бұрын
i know right i really want some
@sombraboop26114 жыл бұрын
Same
@LpsAster4 жыл бұрын
ayy no cheezit gang
@dragonhunter23434 жыл бұрын
Really missing out on one of life's simple pleasures
@brentgordon38014 жыл бұрын
A country without cheezits? that sounds like hell
@Obstreperous_Octopus4 жыл бұрын
"It's like if a pickle died, and also lied that it was a jalapeno" That's the quality content I come here for!
@booslayer64153 жыл бұрын
Beautiful quote XD
@belleatwirewoodproductions75603 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@isaiahwalking Жыл бұрын
That rhymed.
@jasonlippert4624 жыл бұрын
Watch him try every kind of haribo gummy next. Won't be able to move his jaw for 3 weeks
@benjiboyoing4 жыл бұрын
Trolli is so much better I hate a chewy gummy
@jeremyp.18034 жыл бұрын
He'll most likely not be able to move at all due to explosive diarrhea
@dinolandra4 жыл бұрын
Then he'll try every campbell's soup since he won't be able to eat too many solids
@doga58994 жыл бұрын
I have a headache just thinking about it
@VaporeonEnjoyer14 жыл бұрын
They all taste vaguely the same.
@guilhermemsm61414 жыл бұрын
Next we will try 30 different elements of the periodic table. Apparently everyone wants mercury , they say it has a sour taste
@creepstr46784 жыл бұрын
Nah, we gotta do all 118
@guilhermemsm61414 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, I realized that they are copyrighted
@ethanlocke36044 жыл бұрын
Bet
@Amblin80s4 жыл бұрын
I like this Gold flavor, but it doesn't have that bite that I'm looking for. 7.3/10
@whisperoflife35594 жыл бұрын
"this uranium REALLY has a nice kick to it! almost has a bitter... maybe sour... aftertaste"
@creekerspud4 жыл бұрын
Me: "Why am I watching you eat snacks for 15 minutes?" Also me: "This is good content. Please make more."
@xXpearcider19Xx4 жыл бұрын
He just has an enjoyable personality, that's what makes it entertaining
@PiranhaTeeth4 жыл бұрын
@@xXpearcider19Xx I agree these videos are oddly addicting
@aduckinlingerie4 жыл бұрын
it makes me hungry
@movedtocupowarriors42054 жыл бұрын
HE NEEDS TO DO GOLDFISH!!!!
@trackernivrig4 жыл бұрын
I know right
@mynamejeff41424 жыл бұрын
He insulted my bois pretzels. We gonna turn his knees into pretzels, capiche?
@twiwatchesvocaloidstuff71593 жыл бұрын
yes, and after we can eat his knees
@Turnerhare103 жыл бұрын
Capoche
@spicymint4373 жыл бұрын
I mean they're cheez itz, not pretzels
@TheColdbloodedfox3 жыл бұрын
The party mix pretzels are legit, more for us
@IsiahTomas3 жыл бұрын
"24 is the highest numbah!"
@Jaies_4 жыл бұрын
CHEEZ-IT TIMESTAMPS: 0:38 - Original 1:09 - Reduced Fat Original 1:49 - Whole Grain 2:28 - Pepper Jack 3:01 - Italian Four Cheese 3:42 - Extra Toasty 4:54 - Cheddar Jack 5:56 - DUOZ: Jalapeno & Cheddar Jack 7:10 - Snack Mix: Classic 8:09 - Snack Mix: Double Cheese 9:31 - Snack Mix: Sweet & Salty 11:21 - Grooves: Sharp White Cheddar 12:13 - Grooves: Zesty Cheddar Ranch 13:34 - SNAP'd: Cheddar Sour Cream & Onion 14:25 - SNAP'd: Double Cheese
prozd in every other trying a bunch of food video: is it the nature of man to suffer? prozd with cheezits: perfect. splendid. the flavour profile is immaculate. it's absolutely artful. this is why we fight every day to live and love.
@mediocrio4 жыл бұрын
as he should
@hoosfire42704 жыл бұрын
But he's not wrong, cheezits are the best cracker snack ever invented
@pandalover12384 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏👏
@Skenjin4 жыл бұрын
And his agony the entire time when trying goldfish.
@intestinalobstructiongamin1574 жыл бұрын
cheez-it’s ftw
@benpelczynski69644 жыл бұрын
My favorite flavors are always the ones that he rates as “good, but too intense to have more than a few”. It makes me feel like my palate is some kind of jaded porn addict, unable to get off without some intense shit.
@LycanFerret4 жыл бұрын
This. I love those rich intense foods. Anything that's so strong it numbs your tongue and makes you lose yourself in tastebud bliss is my favorite.
@BillyJoeMama14 жыл бұрын
Good meme, 10/10 would steal your joke
@David-wn8xo4 жыл бұрын
Thats deep
@niyahrivers96344 жыл бұрын
interesting take yet, I'm intrigued...
@Cripplified4 жыл бұрын
@Dottoman 共匪 I add pepper extract based sauces to pretty much every meal... what most people consider spicy doesn't even register to me because of it. I broke my ability to enjoy mild food.
@ryancoldiron5544 жыл бұрын
Are these videos the “Dad makes you smoke a whole pack” method for every conceivable type of junk food?
@BotLord-mb2lw4 жыл бұрын
yes but no but yes
@NerdismOfficial4 жыл бұрын
*a whole carton
@AP-uj2fg3 жыл бұрын
@@NerdismOfficial Cigarette cartons are also called packs
@NerdismOfficial3 жыл бұрын
@@AP-uj2fg no, a carton is a box of 10 packs
@OGLangs4 жыл бұрын
"It's like if a pickle died and lied that it was a jalapeno" lmao
@BrettR394 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine his conversation with the cashier.
@thedopdeity4 жыл бұрын
We (cashiers) genuinely don't care tbh
@creativityfails14 жыл бұрын
It probably went something like this: Cashier: Would you like to scan your rewards card? *card gets scanned* "Okay here is your total" Cashiers don't care unless you're yelling at them, trying to pass off a bad bill or you're buying like $500 of groceries in one go.
@ilemraz4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the cashier's reaction to the guy who bought a carful of watermelons
@kc-pj8ne4 жыл бұрын
Selllllf checkkkout
@midooct4 жыл бұрын
We got 3 types of cashier's. Number one, the ones that don't care and are only working there for the money. Number two, the neutral, will greet and help. Number three, the one that will try to befriend every customer and be over the top with their service.
@Dooskadoodles4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he flips his head to get his hair out of his eyes.
@MeghanF934 жыл бұрын
I can’t afford the ER bill
@4206vidsgaming4 жыл бұрын
Alcohol poisoning
@oneconfusedwolf4 жыл бұрын
The struggle of slightly too long bangs. I feel him.
@thunderrowan7374 жыл бұрын
I would be wasted
@peripheral24554 жыл бұрын
bruh lmao you have the same profile picture as me
@ProtoBlues3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just digging my filthy hands through this stupid box." Lost it, just roasts his own whole situation
@krakenwarrior32374 жыл бұрын
"Why have many Cheez-Its when you can have one Cheez-Them? (Patent pending)" - Sam O'nella
@ryankim19994 жыл бұрын
Love that channel
@angrilyhitstree92724 жыл бұрын
OMG I LOVE THAT CHANNEL
@UncleRussian.4 жыл бұрын
Sam O'nella "Obscure Obsolete Inventions" for those interested
@zatty2324 жыл бұрын
i have once again been beaten to the task.
@duncetheman4 жыл бұрын
Cheez-Them is by far my favorite snack food
@michelef50294 жыл бұрын
ProZD: I’ve had enough pop tarts Me: ok give yourself a break 👍 Also ProZD: I’m gonna eat a lot of cheez it’s now
@michelef50294 жыл бұрын
True 🤣
@midgetman23504 жыл бұрын
you counter sweet with salty
@user-xd1wl2cq5v4 жыл бұрын
It was all going so well and then "It's like a pickle died"
@huhusmremre4 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
@JohnDoe-dd7ne4 жыл бұрын
It’s the saddest shit I’ve ever heard
@chelsea97264 жыл бұрын
when the subtitles turn “cheez-its” into “Jesus”
@halo77374 жыл бұрын
KZbin’s practicing synonyms
@HepatitisLord4 жыл бұрын
Let's try 15 different types of Jesus
@turretboi3 жыл бұрын
Cheese-us christ.
@osteele98593 жыл бұрын
My dad would call him "The baby cheez-it" when I was little
@Shyyrn3 жыл бұрын
Different types of Cheez-itz = the different denominations of Christianity. The day Martin Luther nailed the Ninety-Five Cheddar Jack Cheez-itz theses to the church wall was a major one in Europe’s history
@Amblin80s4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to guess that your dream "chip" is: -cheddar & sour cream flavored -crispy like a kettle chip, not overly processed like Pringles -has enough flavor that it's not bland, but not too much flavor that you can't eat the whole bag -light puffed "crisps" may be allowed if they have enough salt
@joeytebben38064 жыл бұрын
So white cheddar Lays Poppables.
@tbefilms4 жыл бұрын
Time for another rendition of (my favorite) Sung Won's Cheez-Its insults?/compliments?: - "baked integrity" - "notably different, but not bad" - "weirdly enticing" - "a mild Dorito" - "a shitty Chex" - "mediocre pieces of trash" - "lacks the cheesy depth" - "if a pickle died and also lied that it was a jalapeño" - "a ranch punch to the dick" - "Cheez-Its are great, man... I don't even feel sick."
@aloe86944 жыл бұрын
Talia B is back 🐸
@tbefilms4 жыл бұрын
@@aloe8694 henlo, I feel very honored to be noticed.
@misutasa4 жыл бұрын
I need you on the new video Talia 😂
@mich51244 жыл бұрын
“This is like a Cheez-it giving you a handjob behind a Seven Eleven”
@vtr01044 жыл бұрын
@@mich5124 That one killed me =))))
@josephheenan16954 жыл бұрын
“Let’s try 15 different cheez its” Cheese nips: cries in corner
@cheresolorzano8304 жыл бұрын
Joseph Stickyboi cheese nips are the walmart brand of cheese it’s In other words it’s shit
@spam.saharrr4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft Player sir that is the joke
@fahr4 жыл бұрын
tbh I like cheese nips more than cheez its
@Jimmy-cv2js4 жыл бұрын
Good
@blackbeltbap4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft Player You're mistaken, cheese nips are the nabisco brand cheese flavored cracker, cheez-its are Sunshine owned by kellogg's. it been awhile since I had cheese nips but I remember them tasting quite different from cheez-its too which is ironic. I assume Wal-mart has their own version of cheez-its but I don't know what they are called but its not cheese nips
@wallacejames2214 жыл бұрын
Him: Extra Toasty Me: So they figured out how to sell burnt Cheese Its
@williamlanagan35284 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@adrianaperezz33513 жыл бұрын
they are pretty good though
@poyodaboyo123 жыл бұрын
Extra Toasty is dope
@lvl37Bureaucrat3 жыл бұрын
I think Extra Toasty are the best Cheez-Its. Love that slightly burnt flavor.
@clumsycooking92364 жыл бұрын
These videos are so dangerous because I always want to buy the one he rates the best LOL I've already bought hot pockets and Pringles and poptarts
@clumsycooking92364 жыл бұрын
@@JamminJami91 he said the apple pop tarts were "not too sweet and artificial" compared to the other flavors, which really makes me question how strong the other ones were LOL I thought the flavor was already pretty overwhelming
@sablen13194 жыл бұрын
Cooking Chronicles I noticed the apple cinnamon pop tarts were better Not toasted. When toasted they taste like jolly ranchers, but when eaten straight from the bag they have a much more subtle flavor (they’re still super sweet though, they’re pop tarts after all)
@khylee724 жыл бұрын
Definitely! For this, though, I already get the cheddar jack (and do think they're the best, even though so few people I know have ever heard of them). I was quite pleased he agreed.
@reemm62704 жыл бұрын
I live outside the US and we don't have the stuff he reviews here, but he makes me want to order some from amazon us to be delivered here!!
@superlukey34 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with that, as long as you do it sparingly. It's okay to eat a crap ton of pringles or pop tarts *sometimes*. Just don't make it a frequent staple of your diet in lieu of things like vegetables. On a tangential note, that'd be a funny ProZD video - "let's try 30 DIFFERENT KINDS OF APPLES" or I BOUGHT EVERY KIND OF VEGETABLE I COULD FIND.
@ReallySveet4 жыл бұрын
“Punk ass Chex-Mix” Next video: “trying 13 different Chex-Mix”
@mattynigma4 жыл бұрын
Right but you misunderstood his point. Chex Mix is fire. Wannabe Cheez-It mix is the punk ass version of Chex Mix. Man you gotta up your junk food game son
@periflores10024 жыл бұрын
PLEASE SUNGWON, PLEASE
@jaykay58114 жыл бұрын
Doctor “Wow your sodium levels are off the charts, how much processed food have you been eating?” ProZD “Yes”
@smarteriq4 жыл бұрын
Idk if anyone has asked this yet, but can we get “Trying X amount of waters”? Maybe featuring your favorite Hories?
@jam_plays_games4 жыл бұрын
We already know that he thinks Aquafina is a good “beginners water”
@NerdismOfficial4 жыл бұрын
He should drink Dasani as a joke
@thedeegeesaga4 жыл бұрын
yass
@pwojo97764 жыл бұрын
suggestions for next Try __ Different Things: - Cliff Bars; this one might be easier on your wallet, a lot of them are sold in singles, they're also arguably healthier - M&M's - Belvitas? - Hostess Snacks (Twinkies, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Ho-Ho's, Snowballs, etc.) - Pretzels - Ice Pops, Freeze Pops, Otter Pops, or whatever else people call those frozen, colored, flavored-water treats in a plastic tube - Go-Gurt - Pudding Cups - Jello
@aarzaga044 жыл бұрын
7:47 pretzels is a no go
@Fewchore4 жыл бұрын
He's gonna die trying everything from Hostess
@pwojo97764 жыл бұрын
@@Fewchore Well, it didn't have to be everything from Hostess. I didn't want to be nitpicky and list every snack that had like 5+ flavors or variations. I think twinkies have the biggest variety, so maybe just those.
@dialga2364 жыл бұрын
I think he should break out the skittles
@catblitz51034 жыл бұрын
Goldfish????
@3vanis4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A REVIEW THAT DOESN'T THREATEN YOUR LIFE!!
@annaijustwanttoliveachilll91624 жыл бұрын
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?..!
@3vanis4 жыл бұрын
@@annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162 BECAUSE I EAT HALF A BOX OF CHEEZ ITS DAILY
@3vanis4 жыл бұрын
@@annaijustwanttoliveachilll9162 not even joking I'm eating some rn
@crimsonemperor21344 жыл бұрын
His cholesterol might be through the roof at the end of the video, on account of all the salt
@shifusdad4 жыл бұрын
Saltine Cracker I recommend the hospital for the thousands of heart conditions you shall rack up. But you gotta catch em all
@jackiesustiel40584 жыл бұрын
Watch him pivot like "let's try 32 different cuts of high-end steak"
@devonj.beecham52554 жыл бұрын
Now that i want to eat
@alexanderm89754 жыл бұрын
XDevonBX For VR watch*
@douglasjackson2954 жыл бұрын
“Why have many cheez-its when you can have one Cheez-them” - Sam O nella
@mintjaan4 жыл бұрын
Local man tries a little bit of everything. Still unimpressed.
@sergeantmituna62604 жыл бұрын
I feel like ProZD is going to become a food review channel in the near future.
@JManJoe4 жыл бұрын
I hope if he does he brings in Tomoku Chan or King Dragon
@countcleb4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind that tbh these videos are so chill and fun to watch
@EtamirTheDemiDeer4 жыл бұрын
MUKBANG STREAM *MUKBANG STREAM*
@art-cs6us4 жыл бұрын
When will we bring in reviewbrah and start reviewing every single fast food menu item
@tobyhensley1583 жыл бұрын
MITUNA
@ethanmoon39254 жыл бұрын
This man understands my culture. This is like what wine tasting would be like, if wine tasting was interesting and not BS.
@kraziiXIII4 жыл бұрын
You have definitely not been to a wine tasting as someone completely new to wine. I had a blast.
@justacursedpfpwithsomesubs71304 жыл бұрын
*^^hmm yes... this wine tastes like wine*
@heliosfag4 жыл бұрын
Mmm myes I can tell this one is aged cheddar
@xXLightxShadowXx4 жыл бұрын
Just had a panic attack and calming down by going through your eating playlist. Thank you for making these, they're great to sleep to and they help me relax 💛
@Ziplock0064 жыл бұрын
As a person who loves the Extra Toast the most, when he reviewed them I was cheering like I was at a sports game.
@aboz86494 жыл бұрын
Bars
@CityState_of_Valletta4 жыл бұрын
Never ‘eard of em. I’ll have to try some next time I’m cheese it shopping
@guitargoddess19274 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂 but true.
@sandycheeksyaboi99064 жыл бұрын
Most relatable comment ever
@sphinxwidget4 жыл бұрын
Same, and I usually end up eating a regular box in a couple of days when I decide to get them o-o
@jayhopt4 жыл бұрын
This is the first ProZD tries video where I haven't seen him miserable most of the way through or by the end. Also, your opinions on Cheez-ITs match mine. Cheddar Jack, Extra Toasty, and Snap'D Cheddar Sour Cream & Onion are all of my favorites.
@senguin4 жыл бұрын
the extra toasty and cheddar sour cream and onion snap’d are god tier
@joem13yearsago734 жыл бұрын
White cheddar are soooo good
@xanderramsdell29194 жыл бұрын
Extra Toasty are by far my favorite but I also haven't tried a lot of the flavors in this video and I also haven't had any sort of Cheez itz in a while
@hippychu37614 жыл бұрын
Extra Toasty is unreal, it’s so good
@arjunreddy84104 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: He was sponsored by Cheez-It this whole time.
@helpimobsessedwithdots24214 жыл бұрын
🤣
@liambrecke10134 жыл бұрын
Bro I got your likes to 69
@HomunculusPrime4 жыл бұрын
That sweet sweet Cheez-it money
@rishithegray95594 жыл бұрын
It’s incredible how unrelated yet accurate his descriptions are
@NEMOsleeps244 жыл бұрын
*me knowing ProZD hates a food forever after doing these challenges* ProZD: "I actually really love Cheez Its" Me: "RIP"
@ancision4 жыл бұрын
*“Mr and Mrs Overwatch.”*
@monkeydad474 жыл бұрын
Aren't they both like, super gay?
@lady8jane4 жыл бұрын
@@monkeydad47 Not in canon, but most certainly in fanfic. :D
@harrypachingchong86854 жыл бұрын
@@lady8jane every overwatch character is gay in fanfic
@catblitz51034 жыл бұрын
o_O
@somoneelse34884 жыл бұрын
McCree would be devastated
@eels21874 жыл бұрын
me and my sister were convinced extra toasty cheez-its were just burned cheez-its they decided to sell instead of throwing away
@beccadoingstuff4 жыл бұрын
That could definitely be true but they are really good😂
@Exphautaz4 жыл бұрын
My first thought on seeing them when he pulled them out was "those are originals that were in the oven a bit too long"
@_anthrax101_53 жыл бұрын
I remember the fateful day when I opened a box of Cheddar Jack Cheez-its. They were doused in orange powder that made it taste so good. This was the first box of it I had ever gotten. So I dug in. It seemed like a terrific product. Tasted like heaven. There's an ancient story in Greek mythology that has been passed down through generations. It's a story of a man who constructed two pairs of wings made from feathers and candle wax. With these wings, he was able to fly in the air, accompanied by his son. His son, however, was enticed by the ability of flight, and flew higher and higher, until eventually, the heat of the sun melted the wax on his wings, and he fell to his death. Somewhere, in the depths of those crackers, some unholy chemical lurked that I would learn to fear for the rest of my life. Something that would punish me for soaring too close to the sun. Two minutes later, I started to scratch my arm. I thought I was just itchy until I realized that this was some kind of allergic reaction. To confirm my suspicions, I ran a Cheez-It back and forth across my arm. And sure enough, one minute later, my arm was engulfed in searing pain. I threw the box down in horror. The corrupted squares scattered across the ground as I gripped my arm. I still look back on that day. I can only imagine what would have happened if I hadn't waited to eat more. I reel backwards in fear when I see a box of Corrupted Cheez-its at the store. The only reason I can sleep at night, the thought that brings me solace, is the fact that I know now never to eat flavors too bold for human consumption, to never fly too close to the sun. They say time heals all wounds, and maybe one day, my trauma will disappate as well. My name's Anthrax, and I'd like to thank you for listening to my tale. And now, I shall disappear into the KZbin comments section. Farewell.
@ringwormboy15753 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comments here.
@strider34387 ай бұрын
Well put
@roblammens4 жыл бұрын
I’m noticing a trend of the “Reduced Fat” or other healthy equivalents of popular snack foods being as good or better than their less healthy counterparts. The only exception I can think of is Oreos. Maybe I’ll have to go back and try some of the healthy snack foods and see if I get hit with that wave of nostalgia
@Simple_City4 жыл бұрын
I honestly prefer the reduced fat cheez its. There's something a little different about them compared to the original. They're my go to snack if I'm picking some up at the store.
@zoopzoop274 жыл бұрын
Make sure you glance at the food labels and ingredients lists before you buy. Reduced fat, salt, sugar, etc. versions of foods usually contain more of another unhealthy ingredient to make it taste as good as the original. For example, the reduced fat Cheez-its will likely contain extra salt or sugar.
@Orinslayer4 жыл бұрын
All the flavor is in the msg anyways, so to compensate for reducing fat, or sodium, they add msg, which has less sodium, and more flavor. Which is great because it makes for just as tasty snacks, but tis bad because msg fools you into thinking your eating a healthy food, when your really just eating a nutritionless cracker.
@groguwelding4 жыл бұрын
Simple_City I AGREE! my friends call me crazy for preferring the reduced fat over original, it has a better crunch to me
@jasonblalock44294 жыл бұрын
I tried out the jalapeno chicken Lean Pockets specifically because he liked them so much in his Hot Pockets video, and he was right! They really are way better than normal Hot Pockets. I could actually taste the chicken and the cheese, distinctly, rather than it all being a big oily food sludge.
@B1tt0324 жыл бұрын
I literally went to the store and bought Cheez-its after watching this video. Give this man a sponsorship! Best marketing for these food products by far!
@khr13954 жыл бұрын
"If a pickle died and lied that it was a jalapeno" hahaha nice description
@samtrishbaker33424 жыл бұрын
we needed cheezits, my wife opened the app to order them. "there are too many.....do we have a professional opinion?"
@Ashes10324 жыл бұрын
SungWon: ugh some of those poptarts were terrible, let's try cheez-its next Cheez-Its: We got you, bro. You're safe now.
@jeremybophonejjb94974 жыл бұрын
Whenever i think of cheez-its, i remember when i was younger i would eat the corners of a cheez-it and put the rest on my dads nightstand while he was napping. I have no idea why😂
@INeedaName-cb2qw4 жыл бұрын
If I was that dad, I'd be like. "Who is the monster that doesn't eat the whole Cheez-it?"
@stormchylde39994 жыл бұрын
@@INeedaName-cb2qw LOL
@harperburgess97694 жыл бұрын
OliveBurger that’s a good way to word it, that’s how I feel too tbh
@cuppycakey50132 жыл бұрын
I would disown you. 😆
@goblinslayer53832 жыл бұрын
Cheez-It
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
ProZD: (Makes a food review) My happiness is immeasurable and my day has been made
@shouko90974 жыл бұрын
do you just spend hours commenting on every video you see?
@quuuuro4 жыл бұрын
I love you
@isaiahwalking3 ай бұрын
@@quuuuro I love you!
@quuuuro3 ай бұрын
@@isaiahwalking I love you too
@marcus52024 жыл бұрын
"Which, let's be frank, sounds pretty fuckin' legit" This man is an artist, and language is his medium.
@DanteTorn4 жыл бұрын
It was nice to see Sung Won purely enjoy himself in one of these instead of going on a rollercoaster of upset stomaches and suffering.
@wrytte4 жыл бұрын
There's a different type of Duoz, Sharp Cheddar + Parmesan. YOU NEED TO TRY THESE. They're incredible. Highly recommend.
@MajikkaniHand4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was waiting for those and was so, so sad. They taste like straight cheese powder in the BEST way. UGGGGH. I've never tried the cheddar jacked, though, so I'll have to try those and compare.
@jenniferjuneau73293 жыл бұрын
I know I love those
@itsokitsnotyoufoult88503 жыл бұрын
Heating some of those right now! The parmesan could be better but other than that they are pretty fire!
@justinjohnson61753 жыл бұрын
There was another duoz I can’t remember but it was queso and something else snd it was amazing
@greekfire9953 жыл бұрын
Just got a box of these. Very very good, but for my money the extra cheesey are the S+ tier
@Atamastra4 жыл бұрын
Dude Cheezits just made a HUGE comeback into my life, and my tastebuds must've changed cuz I mean they were ok in my 20s, but in my 30s, holy shit! Paired with some pepperoni sticks, oh! So good! Actually looking forward to this!
@slightlyuncomfortable4 жыл бұрын
Scrabble Cheez-it's taste different, on god, and honestly better.
@geekymetalhead51122 жыл бұрын
Plus white cheddar imo still gets over looked. Like I swear that shit has crack in it
@Atamastra2 жыл бұрын
It's because of THIS video that I now buy a box of Extra Toasty Cheezits twice a week.
@cooppp2 жыл бұрын
As a kid I really enjoyed Cheese Nips more but as I got older prefer Cheez-it's. This is going to sound stupid talking about a snack but they really do have a more refined taste and blend between salty and cheese vs Cheese Nip's more sweet just cheese taste
@djjazzyjeff12323 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how every flavor, based on your description, tastes like how you'd think it would. That's gotta be worth something.
@FingeringThings4 жыл бұрын
*Is named for cheese-flavoured crackers* *Has 15 different flavours*
@sr.slugsalad36294 жыл бұрын
Do you finger cheez its'
@persnicketyguy4 жыл бұрын
for the 15 different cheeses
@misteryA5554 жыл бұрын
There’s literally like a million different cheeses. Cheez-it could go on FOREVER
@SteeZy6444 жыл бұрын
There are hundreds of cheese types
@gbird.4 жыл бұрын
All of which are cheese😐
@moxxyproxxyl4 жыл бұрын
My man needs to try all of the goldfish flavors
@metalmangaming6424 жыл бұрын
do you wish for death?
@Vincent-tu4rs4 жыл бұрын
Considering the poptarts and oreos yeah, hes cheated death
@aaronjuntilla69964 жыл бұрын
Metalman Gaming nah i could eat like 40 kinds of goldfish and easily survive
@Leila5554 жыл бұрын
@@metalmangaming642 Flavor Blasted Xrtra Cheddar Gang approves.
@suhben4 жыл бұрын
Video would be an hour long
@ElevatedHydra4 жыл бұрын
The whole video can be summed up with: "Ay, that's pretty good!"
@AndrewS-vu4ji4 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. If I ever make a KZbin channel (which I probably will, if I go through with my plan of expanding into every type of media), I'll set this as the channel I would aspire to be, it has so many cool things on it, from skits poking fun at tropes, to calm or not-so-calm reviews of food products, and the animal crossing music underlying most of it really gives it a nice, relaxing touch.
@spelting4 жыл бұрын
Did I really just watch a grown man eat cheez-its for 16 minutes? *yes* Am I ashamed? *no*
@mich51244 жыл бұрын
Damn, at this point, you’d think that these companies would start sponsoring this guy
@colechurchill89324 жыл бұрын
I was actually disappointed when he said the hot and spicy were unavailable
@thebrightphoenixx4 жыл бұрын
Really?? Damn those are my favorite 😭
@letsstartadialogueeh76924 жыл бұрын
They are definitely the best in my whole family's opinion!!!
@ps4vortex9034 жыл бұрын
Same
@lauravega36573 жыл бұрын
This guy relaxes me. I watch his videos when I’m restless. Very therapeutic I must admit. Lol
@dannyboy12004 жыл бұрын
I love how the more you do these the less enthused you sound when introducing the video haha
@spelting4 жыл бұрын
Him trying to explain the taste: Well you see, the photosynthesis goes through the bisector and the purpendicularity matches up with the convivality. Me trying to explain the taste: It's good, I guess.
@aboz86494 жыл бұрын
Will Haynes?
@myathenugget49434 жыл бұрын
ping spoof 14 muffin jif
@spelting4 жыл бұрын
@@myathenugget4943 ah i see u watch skeppy. me 2
@deutschamerikaner4 жыл бұрын
Geometric biologist I see... you see I am a man of culture as well.
@phazeflux79004 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s becoming more of a food critic every time he makes one of these videos
@thatsjustchrisc4 жыл бұрын
11:35 did an invisible man slap you
@ghostcrimez90164 жыл бұрын
LMAO HE WAS FIXING HIS HAIR WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD
@PsyKwol4 жыл бұрын
These videos can be either a nice review of a snack or a sadistic type of torture during quarantine depending on the way you look at it
@SwiftyStardust4 жыл бұрын
"Mr and Mrs Overwatch" This is now canon.
@jorgeatayde34854 жыл бұрын
You should “attempt” all the flavors of Ben and Jerry’s
@jackliebo72974 жыл бұрын
My tastebuds would become numb to sweet after eating a fifth of them
@M_Alexander4 жыл бұрын
We don't want to kill him
@AnaGarcia-lu4pe4 жыл бұрын
There’s too many of them 😅
@bloodywonder162384 жыл бұрын
Would there even be enough room in his freezer for all of them? lol
@M_Alexander4 жыл бұрын
@@bloodywonder16238 would there be enough room in his *home*?
@pidetods46794 жыл бұрын
9:57 8 y/o me tryin to find the candy my mom put in the trail mix
@tooclose4c4 жыл бұрын
By the end of his career, he’s gonna hate everything he eats
@davoodoh31374 жыл бұрын
Dude did you watch the vid he liked most of them
@someonesour4 жыл бұрын
davood oh but in like all of his videos he eventually doesn’t wanna eat the food again for a while because he’s tired of them.
@arondaftari94274 жыл бұрын
Bored As can be ... well he did say he could tolerate every single flavor and didn’t feel sick so idk
@someonesour4 жыл бұрын
Aron Daftari yeah but this is one time out of I dont even know how many other videos he’s done like this
@arondaftari94274 жыл бұрын
Bored As can be, ya but to point is that the comment doesn’t apply to the video they commented on.
@Cam_Raleigh_VA4 жыл бұрын
12:24 when she hits you with the double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000
@gordanblansky71374 жыл бұрын
Bahaha
@2naaa_4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that comrade Komrade
@aboz86494 жыл бұрын
I be in my girls ear like:
@oofedultra2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@CarlosLopez-fk2hh4 жыл бұрын
Keep doing these "Let's Try" videos because, in my opinion, these are the best videos you make.
@DanTaninecz4 жыл бұрын
"Pretzels are just a waste of my whole life." Finally someone has the courage to just say it.
@ronswanson73714 жыл бұрын
I like pretzels 😋😔
@ronswanson73714 жыл бұрын
Only soft pretzels
@DanTaninecz4 жыл бұрын
@@ronswanson7371 agreed. Soft pretzels and hard pretzels should not share a name.
@ronswanson73714 жыл бұрын
DanTaninecz yes
@gen57044 жыл бұрын
soft pretzels yes. hard pretzels no.
@hackermanxdd4 жыл бұрын
Next he should do all of the flavors of chips ahoy. Hes gonna have to have a gallon of milk on standby to get through this one.
@toastybread04134 жыл бұрын
If he would do Chip's Ahoy you know he'd skip the milk lmao
@aboz86494 жыл бұрын
Also sure way to get ur tummy ready to beLCH
@denisse87004 жыл бұрын
"Well guess what brainiacs, all the M&Ms are going to go to the bottom" hahahahha
@biobabyrapstar10184 жыл бұрын
10:50 speaking of M and M's, you should try all the M and M's flavors next. or even all the Utz potato chips!
@c.k.67374 жыл бұрын
Why am I obsessed with watching all your snack reviews
@QrowVang98014 жыл бұрын
Me: *Hungry* ProZD Let’s try video: Allow me to introduce myself
@jinhobyun70124 жыл бұрын
AxxL please gtfo
@alectricity4104 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku unprettiest im-
@vik77574 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Nobody cares lol
@HoustonJones4 жыл бұрын
White Cheddar Cheez-Its are the best. Non-negotiable
@xSlav4 жыл бұрын
Agree to disagree.
@darkearthwizard11364 жыл бұрын
i agree
@isaac42834 жыл бұрын
never tried. am i unenlightened?
@Sornaex4 жыл бұрын
Lemons I never tried them either. I’ve only had original.
@dicedt97834 жыл бұрын
My favourite is definitely extra toasty
@SHeikVoight4 жыл бұрын
“Is this just gonna be all these are good?” Man, I hope so you deserve it, haha.
@hatewheel4 жыл бұрын
Finding out there's more than one Cheez-It is like realizing you're in the same timeline as the Berenstain spelling of the Berenstein Bears
@basedjenny73624 жыл бұрын
They aren’t "types" of cheez-it’s they are species of Cheez-it
@megantholin87054 жыл бұрын
Extra Toasty is my jam. Literally when I moved out of state all of my friends got me boxes of extra toasty cheez-it's as going away gifts. I need help.
@calliopeavery4 жыл бұрын
my dad's favorite cheez-its are hot n spicy so ill review them for you: they are noticably not spicy. like, its like a tiny breeze of heat. that makes em way easier to binge eat without your nose running like Niagra Falls, but still kinda disapointing. other than that, it just kinda tastes like the regular cheez-its with the tiniest drop of hot sauce on them. personally, there are much better spicy snack food, my personal favorite being jalapeño cheetos and those ghost pepper chips from trader joes. id put them in like, a B tier
@VaporeonEnjoyer14 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just get the regular ones and add a tiny amount of tobasco and it's the exact same taste.
@huskyfluff82364 жыл бұрын
UTZ red hot are my personal favorite
@logantouchet94684 жыл бұрын
Jalapeño Cheetos are probably my favorite chip, I wish they made them in puff form
@benobrien79204 жыл бұрын
Nice review, I like the Niagara Falls analogy
@qwerty8424 жыл бұрын
nice review, very ProZD-esque I read it in his voice
@mangostickyrice62844 жыл бұрын
hey prozd, just wanna say that your vids have been a really nice source of positivity in the past few weeks of quarantine depression and i really appreciate what you do man. even if it's something silly like taste testing a billion foods, your videos always seem so genuine and have really helped take my mind off some troubling stuff. thanks for everything and i hope you're taking care of yourself too
@josephheenan16954 жыл бұрын
Sung won: This is the toasted cheez its are the rye bread of cheez its Me: Wouldn’t it be the toast of cheez its?
@D34thTh30ry4 жыл бұрын
"Why have many shrimp when you can have one lobster, why have many cheez-its when you can have one cheez-them" -Some Salmonella Academic
@JimKirk14 жыл бұрын
Sam O Nella is a great channel
@jayko-mayko22854 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say, I took your advice from the Poptarts video about the "Simply" poptarts being really good. You're right. I tried some the other day and now I think that's the only ones I'll eat now. Love ya buddy!
@movedtocupowarriors42054 жыл бұрын
You are the best thing that KZbin has ever seen. Thank you for this wholesome, quality content.
@andrewst.pierre27794 жыл бұрын
Can you rank them, like you did with the girls scout cookies? It’s more fun seeing a ranking imo
@annabeedee4 жыл бұрын
The Animal Crossing music in the background subconsciously made me turn on my Switch and play during this video...
@James1989834 жыл бұрын
"This is like a cheez-it giving you hand job behind a 7-Eleven" -ProZD 2020
@tt40art4 жыл бұрын
There’s something hilarious about the Animal Crossing music casually playing in the background.