The Madame Web Paradox - Let Me Explain

[@LetMeExplain]

Worst Marvel Movie?

[@jerrdan100]

by far

[@YOLEOIAW69]

Yes

[@KevinF]

Yeah, sorry but Even Morbius was better than this.

[@JefferyBlue]

Movie. Period.

[@solvseus]

Marvel overall? Man-Thing. RODNEY!!! You should watch it if you haven't seen it, it's terrible. MCU thou? Thor 2: the Dark Thor. Unless shows count, then Secret Invasion.

[@neivilde.1242]

the "when you take on the responsibility, great power will come" line kills me, because like it was so easy to make it the original line and have her say it to uncle ben to be like "see this is where he got it from" but like they were just like nah just say whatever

[@showme2540]

lol I think it would’ve been worse if they did say it the original way

[@JonathanHayes-uz3ee]

@@showme2540 it would've been more insulting, imo.

[@BAEYBE]

how was uncle ben so young in the 2003 flashback in the original 2001 spider-man he’s already an old man. i don’t get it

[@chrishansen8119]

@@BAEYBEthis is a different universe to the previous spiderman films. Hell, it’s a different universe to the other SSU

[@AubreyTheKing]

"I hope the spiders were worth it, mom" Is the BEST line in the whole film LMAO

[@YouFightLikeACow]

This was one of the best times I've had in theaters. No joke. Obviously terrible movie but our audience was absolutely dying at everything and one dude stood up and clapped at the end.

[@Natg6]

People are so cringe now a days. They want movies that are Oscar worthy only and that sucks. I had so much fun at the theatre. I was laughing so hard

[@bensmith9253]

I had the same experience in 2000 in Manchester,uk with unbreakable. The scene where his son is about to blubber at the dinner table had everyone burst into laughter. It was wild - it’s the only time I’ve ever been in a cinema where everyone suddenly realised they were watching shit & lost it.

[@PaolaTheTimeLord]

tbh that’s the whole point of this film. it’s bad on purpose. people don’t know how to have fun now

[@trinaq]

"He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." A line so infamously cringy, that it didn't even make the actual movie, and John Mulaney gloriously roasted it at the Oscars.

[@WobblesandBean]

I legit died when Dakota said "lassss aRANyassss"

[@misterbennnn]

"I've always loved Marvel movies" "I've seen maybe 15 minutes of one." This movie was cringey on and off set

[@FoNgThOnG]

Dakota is such a fan of Marvel movies that she's only seen 15 minutes of one Marvel movie and doesn't even know what movie it was lol

[@mxchael_0385]

Can never trust actors, they only turn up for a payday most of the time and fair enough.

[@PrettyGothBoi6085]

Its almost like she redacted her previous statement.

[@TheRockerX]

​@@PrettyGothBoi6085it's almost like her previous statement was a shameless lie

[@ianrosenbalm6555]

I think 90 percent of Dakota Johnson interviews are deliberate performance art pieces of her trying to sound like the most clueless interviewee ever, with a secondary goal of being so cringe, the clips are memeable. Because once in a while, she does an interview where she makes perfect sense, and you start to wonder where "dumb Dakota" ends and "smart Dakota" begins. 😆

[@bottledxxbohemia]

@@ianrosenbalm6555 she’s a secret genius and she’s trolling us.

[@TheNormalAsian]

Adam Scott playing another Ben makes me chuckle

[@NoodlesExtraMSG]

The first person that says "X views in Y seconds....." should be forced to watch this movie.

and everyone who's saying "first" "second" should watch the movie twice

[@johnolivares8985]

Spot on 😂😂😂

[@LivBlanks]

That'd be child neglect then cause I'm pretty sure only the YT kids do that. No grown adult on here doing that.

this movie is so funny. every time the villain talked i was laughing so hard. the dubbing was so bad. also, thanks for mentioning tahar rahim's film "the prophet". he's not a bad actor (he's actually really good), but this role was horrible. i recommend watching "the serpent" he was amazing there too.

[@AntsMovies]

Dude the dubbing had me rolling I was SO distracted by it

[@waterywingz]

“You’re weaving in n outta making sense, Bro” had me spit out my brkfst 💀

[@cameltrophy3]

I have to defend this movie. When I fell asleep, no one woke me. So it is not woke. Even though I left before the ending, I had seen enough to speak to the quality of the entire movie. And it is a movie. And Sydney Sweeny does wear the Spider suit. So all is good. On a scale of 1 - 1 I would defiantly give a score of 1.

[@Zero2Hiroki]

Let’s be real: this is only #1 on Netflix because people wanted to see if it was actually THAT bad. Spoiler: it is.

[@redgenerall28]

Didn't finish this one either. But honest to God Dakota gotta start choosing them mainstream roles as better as her indie ones cause it's getting hella hard to defend her in all them comments sections.

[@MyLibertyTV]

It wasn’t a bad role, it was a bad script.

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

The best thing I can say about this movie is the end credit song was great because it is the theme song for Derry Girls.

[@apupnamedLeo]

You had me cracking up throughout the entire video. You have a new subscriber for life.😂😂😂😂😂

[@solvseus]

I like how she kept stealing vehicles. Great callback to the old Captain America movie where he kept stealing vehicles. To be fair though, he did have to go to Italy to fight the Italian Red Skull who was researching skulls in Italy with his father before he Catchered In The Rye'd.

[@strangelandian]

The suit was so blurry I didn't even realize Madame Web had it on at the end.

[@dovehochman2302]

It was like a prequel to a movie that doesn't exist

[@torresrj0109]

Omg. I just discovered your reviews today and they are honestly the best movie reviews on YT. I'm over here binging them and dying of laughter. You are awesome.

[@insaneworld211]

Why does Dakota Johnson always look so bored in her interviews about any of roles?

[@dclomg5]

Probably bc it would be super boring to answer the same questions, worded slightly differently over and over and over and over and over again on camera after filming an entire movie. Just a guess, though. Or, maybe that's just her personality? Who knows? Maybe her, I guess?

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

She always looks bored, even when she's "acting". I assume it's because she's spoilt, entitled and allergic to doing actual work.

[@ShiddyShad808]

If the bad guy has similar powers to spider man, wouldn’t the Pepsi sign like…not crush him? Or hurt him at all?

[@Josepiii]

I get your point but theoretically he could’ve still been knocked out long enough to have been caught and burn in the fire explosion

[@GregTurismo]

Wow Sony tried to silence you? That’s crazy. Like we all couldn’t tell it was garbage on our own 😂

[@hellboy.ww_]

Always a good day when you drop

[@Kolya-chu]

I like this movie unironically 😖. I also like good movies. This week I watched Rebel Without a Cause and Parasite!

[@jamez6398]

Imagine being in 50 Shades of Grey and thinking, "OK, well at least that was popular amongst some," getting to be in the amazing Suspiria remake, thinking that starring in terrible movies is a thing that is now behind you, and then your agent casts you in this movie. No wonder she fired her agent...

[@moonlightfire7671]

"The biggest villain of the movie is the dialogue" I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂

[@droolon]

not the hovering 1xbet logo 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaellu1571]

bro fuckign disappeared for weeks then comes back flooding us LOL

[@kritichaplot5025]

My god when you did the left side and right side thing, I swear I thought earphones were damaged

[@MarvinPowell1]

This movie was literally one of the most incompetent "big studio" productions I've ever seen in my entire life and I love it for how bad it is. Easily a -10 out of 10. Even better than The Rise of Skywalker in how bad it is. As for the visions, they explain that the nightmares Ezekiel had was the "spider curse" and that they were never true visions. The spider was basically just trolling him.

[@MK-gv1wd]

I can't wait until i can watch it in Canada. Also Dakota Johnson always seems so miserable in every acting role I've ever seen her in. maybe a different job?

[@Thkselcas]

I’m so glad you posted this because I was gonna watch it on Netflix😭

[@joesmith201212]

At least she's rocking some sick Pit Viper sunglasses at the end

[@alejandronopasanada5302]

9:35 Sounds more like what Dakota would flippantly say. Man, she really didn’t care.

[@kno7222]

underrated bit. boss battle and bounce in a taxi

[@matthew.tedford]

Anytime my friends can't think of something to watch, I threaten them with Madame Web

[@koreanpizza17]

YOOOOO!!! I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPIN EVERYTIME HE SPOKE!! AHAHAHA. I was like "This sounds like a voice over everytime he spoke." Thank God i wasn't goin crazy.

[@jeebuschristos8423]

7:28 I can't help but to suspect that THAT scene was where she was supposed to put two and two together and say the trailer line... which would explain a lot... seeing as the girls feed her up the connections between spiders and the dude... which reignites her memory of seeing him somewhere before... and then abandoning them in order to get to her place before he or the cops could there first... the urgency overruling her desire to keep them safe...

[@nby9569]

Good to have the closing segment back in the videos.

[@javierdelarosa697]

I will forever support this channel based on what they said about Sony black balling them based on a negative review

[@ivanfranco285]

This LME is 100x better than the original movie 😂 loved the left to right speaker joke

[@ShananiMongwe]

Spiderman can catch a flying Cop car But this villain can't catch a falling Sign that ended him 😂

[@itsyorpal_bish]

I just saw this movie and it honestly might be one of my favorite bad movies and I kinda wish sony would just shit out another one of these disasters. I'd be more hype for a sequel to this than I am for the Kraven movie.

[@MrClassicRobot]

Everything about this movie makes me question if anyone actually cared about it or if they were even trying to make it good.

[@anmelodie9754]

The music in the background is perfect

[@WobblesandBean]

This film proves that no, 50S wasn't a fluke, Dakota Johnson just can't act.

[@Nik_Key]

I don’t understand how she has a career!

[@isaacrivera6414]

@@Nik_Key nepotism

[@mttylerdurden9]

Check her out in bad times at the El Royale. She's good in that.

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

Us LME fans truly eating good today !!!

[@ItsDesm]

Don't forget,they were "industrial grade fireworks"

[@CitiesTurnedToDust]

The biggest paradox is that the money people were incompetent and out of touch enough to hire some sort of end-stage drug addict to try to make a movie.

[@QellBetton1967]

Bruh, I watched this entire shitshow and did not realise or note the Spiderman easter eggs! It is that bad!

[@sebastianbelman2303]

Xbet logo going HARD

[@Oonagh72]

Raven Symoné would have made a good madame Webb. She can actually emote.

[@kimiko11150616]

Ain’t no way Morbius is worse than this. Lol

[@wolfdog010]

Agree. I actually found Morbius entertaining

[@patrickmcguire451]

His vision does actually come true. They trick you because he was actually seeing two visions at once. He was seeing his death and he was also seeing the girls be heroes. Which also messed with his head and that's why he was so helped on murdering them.

[@internziko]

I was falling asleep and the Tim Allen grunt woke me up laughing. Amazing video!

[@tamar3457]

I actually loved this move😂

[@svnnybvddy]

This movie did make me cry. Why was it so weird at the end? She just started acting like a different character. Also why was his name Santiago if he's from some reclusive Amazonian tribe.

[@MoneyManHolmes]

Not gonna lie. The first time I busted out laughing during the movie was when the Aranya guy dropped down from the tree and started speaking perfect English without even an accent.

[@Sunstar808]

This project could have worked much better as a series. This film condensed could have been the first episode or two and then do 4 more episodes exploring the backstory of the girls while they get their abilities, train, and bring some much needed action to this project. Save Cassie’s disability for later.

[@bryantjuarez1169]

I never comment and I never buy stuff from them ads. But I’m buying those sleep headphones they look fire. Ok bye.

[@bryantjuarez1169]

YOU GOT ME WITH THAT LEFT/RIGHT SPEAKER LINE. To good

[@AtomSplittingScience]

Sony has really dropped the ball. If they had done the Terminator plot, followed Madam Web trying to save Peter’s parents ended with the patents dying because there was no way to save them and Peter being give Uncle Ben and Aunt May at the end.

[@nicolpap8180]

-Can we get you anything? -EYES HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@arthursummers7899]

Just found out today that Missing is the sequel to Searching....

[@5lim.0]

Bro basically said “Sony sent them people after me.” 🤣

[@Turtlpwr]

1:26 that is absolutely hilarious omg

[@JayFingers]

WOW. Cingular shoutout. Haven’t thought about them in forever. 😭😭😭

[@Thomas-VA]

there's no paradox, it's a sony hole, it destroys the physics and reasonings of its movie universes, it's dark energy on a contract retention level.

[@ytubeanon]

I don't think she got the point, not everything 'out of context' is potentially novel or interesting, 'the sky is blue' is out of context, but uninteresting

[@defiantaichi]

What I dont understand is, theatre nerds are somehow also all marvel nerds , and all of them have always dreamed of being in a marvel movie. Also blink twice if you need help.

[@onewhocollects6658]

5:00 i like what you did hear :D

[@Ebizzill]

when she said I can see the future.... .. cue Team Four Star's I can see the future

[@2kooldancin]

This movie was made entirely for Pepsi 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@mentallyaktive916]

I Love The Self Awareness for how Bad the Movie is !

[@ceufrscio707]

Its a skio its a skip not even a stream it

[@TK_Brainslug]

only one Marvel proper movie coming out this year and it's D&W and I'm very stoked for

[@crystalshaw8744]

Dakota Johnson said she hated the movie herself. She didn't hate that paycheck tho...

[@The-Shadow-Realm]

Honestly - the worst part about "Madame Web" is the fact that the costume designs for our merry band of cute spider girls are actually really good - so it's a shame that we won't get to see them in a much-improved sequel! ❤🤍

[@RedEyedJEdi410]

7:40 - I died lol how do they let stuff like that happen

[@nkosinathimkhabela472]

I miss watching your videos

[@robsnow2099]

GOFOBO …lol man I was the king of screeners. The good ole days.

[@ericblase4873]

Your conclusion is the most true part, the movie ends where it should have started. Worse than Morbius for sure.

[@xayjay8692]

Bro said “on aunt may” 😂😂😂 Sony hating

[@courtenaymckee7491]

Morbious had some action at least... I suppose. 🙄

[@sifuweber1478]

Stay True!!’

[@no.9516]

Petty game string. YES.

[@kimmylive2127]

6:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@godspeed7717]

If you see your future, and it does not happen, how can you call it future?

[@Josepiii]

Nah this dude’s just hating and misleading for views tbh, it wasn’t THAT bad. Morbius was worse with no possible meaningful connection to the Spider-Verse. Yeah, the villain’s lines sounded like horrible dubbed voice-overs. Yeah, it definitely doesn’t help that Dakota Johnson’s role and performance stood only to gain by her AT LEAST being up to date with the spider verse if not Marvel as a whole and that’s definitely evident in her monotone and passionless interview about the movie. The promo was a little cringeworthy as well and probably didn’t help at the box office but kinda irrelevant after the fact that it’s now in the top 10 on Netflix. The part where he says “you’re weaving in and out of making sense” would’ve been a bar if it was actually appropriate; the producer’s description made perfect sense to me and the movie’s visual representation and execution of Madame Web’s powers was decently animated. The jab of the ambulance is unnecessary and not really well deserved, everything under the hood wasn’t really damaged being that the impact contact was only with Ezekiel when it crashed in to him, and even then it ended up not working after a few minutes of driving after they shocked him through the ceiling. Same thing with the critique on her getting blinded bc she “didn’t see that coming.” I think that’s actually a good setup on the directors’ parts for her character development and integrating her comic background portrayal, especially considering the context of she literally just saved the day by mastering her powers and using them at the highest frequency ever before. What else was she going to do after falling out of an exploding rooftop into the sea? It’s not like she had anywhere else to go; Spideysense doesn’t protect Spider-Man from every threat, let’s treat this story and situation with the same logic. Yeah, there are definitely a few things that Sony really doesn’t have an excuse to have dropped the ball on with this movie, but the great thing about that is the bar wasn’t set that high for a better possible sequel to be made. I liked the plot and the ending setup provides for a refreshing and purposeful opportunity to connect the lady spider variants to Spider-Man in whatever way the next possible (hopefully better) directors deem fit. It’s overhated in my opinion.

[@marcoschavarria3232]

I'm convinced this movie was not for us in the United States. Other countries aren't as connected to these movies as we go hard on the history

[@jeanwesleynew]

What marvel movies are left for 2024? I honestly don't know.

[@TheeLolitaLashay]

It wasn’t a bad movie but I completely understand why everybody mad cause I’m mad too lmfaoooooo 🤣😭

[@mikhail5428]

*9:53** Peruvian Fabio, you lost the opportunity of El Señor de los cielos there*

[@mahyeee]

I watched this and Emma Roberts being Peter Parker’s mom and Ben being uncle Ben completely went over my head. I didn’t catch any of the references. 😣

[@haroldswift234]

What's the paradox here

[@chadcognac5626]

The worst movie I’d ever seen in a theater, until Summer Camp dropped. But I was entertained

[@nivarad]

Madame Web is probably going to sweep the Razzies, and I have a feeling that Dakota Johnson hates this movie so much that she would actually be in attendance to receive the award for worst actress.

[@eddy9615]

Ok

[@JoeChillton]

I couldn't make it ten minutes watching this on Netflix for a laugh. It's physically painful to listen to Johnson babble her way.

[@WobblesandBean]

She's so bad. I was willing to forgive 50S cuz everyone was bad, so I just assumed it was bad directing. But this proves that she just can't act.

[@travit666]

1:22 morbius was bad but it was definitely not Madame Webb bad. I mean shit. Morbius was so bad and memed on so much that the studio re-released it in theaters months later morbius is the type of movie that's so bad. It's actually kind of good because it's so bad madam Webb on the other hand is the type of movie that's just god-awful watching it once is even too much

[@phillipesmith5401]

On aunt may

[@zzzzzdagod8973]

it’s sad that the only thing keeping these sony movies alive is the hope to see tom holland in one