“I’m British so it’s impossible for me to be impolite” Gordon Ramsay: hold my lamb sauce
@Nanami_X_Higurama3 жыл бұрын
Huh , that's hypocrisy if i know it
@smackedinthejaw3 жыл бұрын
As a Brit, this person has it dead wrong. I see impoliteness all the time from my fellow Brits.
@jennyterrell63548 ай бұрын
I think your confusing the Brits with the Canadians,
@annie_xo3 жыл бұрын
The moral of many of these stories seems to be to always, always trust your gut. Your ancient ancestors human instincts are why you’re alive here today. Every time when I’ve had that feeling that something isn’t right and I tried to brush it off, it turned out badly.
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna WOW that escalated quickly 💀
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
Yes, those feelings are there for a Reason. Stay safe 🤗
@nichole86223 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna You could always drive to Nevada and go to the bunny ranch 😳😳
@nichole86223 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna Lmao. I used to watch that show. Very entertaining. One guy and his dad came in and was actually looking to buy rabbits 😆😆😆 They were shocked it was a brothel
@candice76373 жыл бұрын
Not true some of the things that happened to these people were because they allowed it from the begging and being blind asf💀
@nullinvoid14153 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna do anything, can't you see I'm in a wheelchair." 👀
@TheKitkat40003 жыл бұрын
Oscar pistorius: 👁️👄👁️
@Chelle88473 жыл бұрын
@@TheKitkat4000 Ooooh oh yeah! What a creep that guy is
@Nanami_X_Higurama3 жыл бұрын
Who's Oscar ?!!
@TheKitkat40003 жыл бұрын
@@Nanami_X_Higurama a Paralympian who shot his girlfriend
@smackedinthejaw3 жыл бұрын
That's what Charles Xavier says, before making you strip naked and run through the streets yelling and whooping.
@fhuuraliulfr57563 жыл бұрын
The story with the two drunk guys passed out on the girls' couch was just silly lol I mean after finding out what they were actually up to, I personally would've been relieved and laughed.
@bangerrr5693 жыл бұрын
Totally, paid for the damages and even wrote her separate apology letters? Like jeez lady relax it was an honest drunken mistake
@XLauXrenX892 жыл бұрын
Literally came to the comments for this! I was cringing by the end of that one.
@GoddessPallasAthena2 жыл бұрын
True. It was an honest mistake, nothing nefarious, not like people TRYING to break in or cause intimidation. If one ended up being my doctor, I think we'd have a good laugh about it and if he had a good sense of humor, I'd probably tease him about it.
@juleslund1515 Жыл бұрын
hahaha you guys are hilarious. Love it 🧡
@racerx0093 жыл бұрын
Story 1: anyone who grabs someone under a bathroom stall door should receive a brown surprise.
@niccolehoody73173 жыл бұрын
Lol 💩
@KyleInOklahoma3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤎
@winter_green20823 жыл бұрын
Or a heel lol.
@jenniferkinworthy65933 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering how you're almost kidnapped that many times in you life?
@TheRisingHeroz3 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferkinworthy6593 Also if I had a kid who was grabbed in a bathroom and was crying you bet I'm going to get the police involved. I guess Costco is going by protocol but if I heard a child was almost abducted or something I would have them involved, catching the guy could stop some other kid from getting grabbed
@anchoritewindow60163 жыл бұрын
I was craving this!
@nicheler29893 жыл бұрын
Same same!!
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
Culver's, working on that right now 😏
@FearStreet7773 жыл бұрын
These kind of stories always creep me out the most man. Side note, the Shaun Of The Dead font at the beginning is awesome, I've used it too lol.
@lilygaming32193 жыл бұрын
Having such a bad day these videos cheer me up..
@Chelle88473 жыл бұрын
Hope things get better for ya chick
@industrialover3 жыл бұрын
These guys were drunk and accidentally went in the wrong apartment, I'm not sure that I would start talking crap about them being medical students. I'm sure it was really scary, but to find out nobody was trying to get you and still move out and act this way... some of us love being the Perpetual victim
@ciara81063 жыл бұрын
Goodnight, Readers ☘️🖤
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
Goodnight 🌛💙
@problematique93893 жыл бұрын
Those are pretty emojis
@yatzy75103 жыл бұрын
Love the stories you tell and I love your reading voice! It's so very melodic and expressive. In Sweden we have an expressive way of telling stories and many American storytellers are somewhat monotone in their way of telling so I love this! Keep up the good work and take care of yourself ❤️
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna you need attention. That's very obvious.🙃
@Noikar2 жыл бұрын
Hans röst är så jättefin
@Alfofthyefax3 жыл бұрын
I've been saving the last few for a long binge. I think tonight will be a good night since the moon is almost full and I'll likely be needing the help to sleep. Thank you Joel. Right on time.
@vendextta62953 жыл бұрын
Will any beer do?
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
@@vendextta6295 😅 I thought I was the only one who read them.
@Alfofthyefax3 жыл бұрын
@@vendextta6295 That would have helped but it was a school night. But my weekend starts tonight. so the beers are in and I'm gonna reload this, and have another listen while I'm having a beer and doing some busy work on the computer. And next week is also a long weekend woohoooo. I'd invite you all but, ya know, covid law. Hahaha
@vendextta62953 жыл бұрын
@@Alfofthyefax Coocoovid stuff.
@Alfofthyefax3 жыл бұрын
@@vendextta6295 Yaaaay you made the team. Grab a team shirt.
@crystal_roses3 жыл бұрын
Posted 29 minutes ago?? Ugh perfect timing too, I’m almost done making this sandwich. Perfect thing to listen to while eating it. ❤️
@kennethclaar9223 жыл бұрын
is it peanut butter and jelly
@ruz61353 жыл бұрын
Next story featuring "The sandwich stalker" 😂
@shumyumdoobilee34573 жыл бұрын
fatty
@kennethclaar9223 жыл бұрын
you guys are bad 😂 lol
@r0ttingkandi3 жыл бұрын
@@shumyumdoobilee3457 ah yes and I'm sure eating is not a necessity for survival for you.
@albertogomez73463 жыл бұрын
My man doesn’t get the respect he deserves! He’s always dropping vids every day :’)
@slicedbread56923 жыл бұрын
Haha story 7.. Two guys make an honest mistake while drunk.. They also take the time to write apology letters.. The guy who lived in the apartment complex that was hosting the guys took responsibility and fixed all the problems and also apologized.. But the girl was sooooo scarred from the incident that she needed anti anxiety meds and a big scary pitbull just to cope with her ongoing fears?? Interesting
@bangerrr5693 жыл бұрын
Story 7 the person was kind of a Karen. I get being scared initially but after everything sorted out and the damage was paid for, also it was obviously a clear drunken mistake they even wrote her a letter and it’s still not enough for her. Now she’s scared of the doctor because they were med students 😂🤦🏻♂️
@sunflowerkissed8033 жыл бұрын
Aligns perfectly with my sleep schedule...
@kayseetruman13193 жыл бұрын
I have been watching your videos since you basically started back in 2017. I have since then have branched out and have listened to some other users that tell the same kind of stories. Let me tell you; your stories are by far wayyyyy better than anyone else on KZbin. Your voice is very calming and just someone that I could listen to all day! Between the smooth story telling, many different genres that you cover, and the great content that you post every week you are by far the best story teller on KZbin. You deserve so much more clout then you get. Keep doing what you’re doing because you’re the best.
@kiss4jam3 жыл бұрын
Story 5: I hear so many creepy encounters similar to this and my thought is always: How can someone be so nice in that situation? I literally would've told the person to f*** off....I also have resting bitch face though so that probably helps.
@sirenssorrowsolemn3 жыл бұрын
I need more human encounter stories 😭😭 especially the supermarket and stalker ones they get me so on edge
@202roxas3 жыл бұрын
The story about the two drunk guys that fell asleep on that chicks house... that chick is totally over exaggerating, like ok so there was damage done but they didn’t hurt anyone and they made a mistake like things happen sometimes. You can sit around and think about how scary things are and how anxious they make you but that is honestly a situation to look back on and laugh. Two guys get hammered and fall asleep on you couch after a night of partying 😂
@fhuuraliulfr57563 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly, it's not that big of a deal, what a drama queen lol
@rosespaulding28743 жыл бұрын
Restraining orders, gun training and ownership, tell creeps to leave you alone, and report instances to the police.
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately those do not work for all creeps.
@hushyermouthlady49333 жыл бұрын
Two guys in a car pull up in front of your house at 9:30 p.m. and one of them gets out of the car holding something. It's the doordash guy delivering to your neighbors house but you ignore that because this is your chance to say something scary happened to you, finally!
@TheKitkat40003 жыл бұрын
Thankyou for uploading. The only thing that helps me sleep :)
@deshaefromarounthawayricha73243 жыл бұрын
Who else watching this at a park enjoying a wonderful day?
@Mydogisbetterthanyou13 жыл бұрын
Who gets “almost kidnapped” 3 times?
@slicedbread56923 жыл бұрын
The second story.. Really?? Picture that in your head.. A kid with his pants around his ankles gets yanked from below the door.. Mind you the toilet is probably 3 or so feet from the door so the "kidnapper" would've had to basically crawl all the way inside to reach him. But let's say that actually happened.. Thennn simultaneously the kids brother and his friend both reach under the sides of their stall to grab the arms and play some weird version of hero kids vs kidnapper tug-o-war with a pantsless child?? Get outta here with this crap.. Theres roughly a ZERO percent chance that happened.
@casss37323 жыл бұрын
I was extremely confused trying to picture that too. The store security really didn't care about that serious of an event? No one called the cops? So many questions. It's really sh***y that someone would make up a fake story of almost being kidnapped. That's not a joke.
@Chelle88473 жыл бұрын
I get so sad when I see the screen fade or hear the chirping! Lol. Wish there were more real long ones! Hope you're doing good though Joel, love from England!
@DrHeartless3 жыл бұрын
“See you in China” Maybe he meant he was going to be stalking your Facebook pics instead of actually following you to China 🤣😅
@R.N.LosAngeles3 жыл бұрын
I had a patient that did this (the wheelchair thing). I could see him through the clinic windows walking to the entrance with a normal gait. He’d grab the wheelchair at the entrance and roll himself in. One time he rode his bike to the clinic. He liked to rub the females arms when getting his blood pressure taken. I was charge RN and told him “don’t touch me please.” “Oh..I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to.” 😑 He was talked to about that because it didn’t happen to just me. After that, because the clinic wouldn’t discharge him permanently 🤬, the males had to take care of him.
@MrNovella Жыл бұрын
"Great podcast, now I'm too scared to turn off the lights! But seriously, your storytelling skills are amazing and I love how you bring these creepy tales to life. Maybe next time I'll listen with a teddy bear for protection. Keep up the spooktacular work! 😊
@MsMC-vr1jd3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...Leon gets fired but then re-hired as a temp? Wtf?
@MatthewMaddox-ss3zp3 ай бұрын
It happens way more than you realize. If people get too many points at my job, they sometimes tell them to quit then reapply later to lose the points.
@thehawk70643 жыл бұрын
EL-SQUAWK-O flys again 🦅!!!
@hellsbellez3 жыл бұрын
🙅🙆👐👍 Hi Hawk!
@thehawk70643 жыл бұрын
@@hellsbellez Squaaaaawk 🇺🇸🦅
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
Hello 👋
@thehawk70643 жыл бұрын
@@beautifulcrazey7713 Squawk 🙂
@garymasseyjr.27563 жыл бұрын
" I cant help myself around women alone " is a second date line.
@@supportyourtroopsathletes6460 ummmmm u should'nt be....Peace
@zarminazaheer26543 жыл бұрын
@@katethurston4328 thanks for ur kind support
@Kp-cb8pq3 жыл бұрын
Hey what's your IG@
@annohalloran60203 жыл бұрын
That buttery rich warm voice
@TaliaSC3 жыл бұрын
That last story,.. YES! There are some evil people in this world, and basic survival instincts kick in telling us to stay away! Always trust that feeling.
@TaliaSC3 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna no, they have not forced me... I’m part of a small minority that won’t get one... now or ever.
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna this is not a dating service.
@TaliaSC3 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna unfortunately not! Sorry, friend!
@beautifulcrazey77133 жыл бұрын
@john Cenna the point was you sound so desperate. Most women don't fi d that attractive.
@dustinnorton2154 Жыл бұрын
I once had a random man come into our house an lay on my bed while I was in the bathroom, I come out and see him.. stop in my tracks. Then tbe normal fire that flares once I'm pissed lights in my chest and I walk up an kick my bed and yell "AYE, WTF YOU DOING" black man with dreads looked up at me confused. He was messed up on something. Said he got the wrong appt. My brother and I got him to leave. Didn't call the cops, and didn't bother me at all tbh😂
@DAsrada3 жыл бұрын
Story 1: "You look a lot like Zac Efron." "A lot of people tell me that. So can you help a disabled vet out here?" "A for sexy sociopath, F for originality."
@ButterflyEvolution3 жыл бұрын
About the sensation in the last story, I had that once very clearly regarding another kid in the school bus (I saw him only once and he was having fun chatting around) but I swear it felt like the devil was there and I have no idea why.
@robinwc46723 жыл бұрын
Have to wonder about the validity of that second kidnapping story. There is no Costco in Flagstaff Arizona. The closet one is in Prescott 2 hours south. So maybe there?
@hushyermouthlady49333 жыл бұрын
Questioning. Seriously, someone reaches under the door of a bathroom stall and tries to drag a kid out by his pants and 1) the kid is sitting on the toilet and doesn't bang his head on it as he's pulled off by his pant legs? 2) instead of calling police when his mom reports an attempted kidnapping to Costco security, they just say they can't look at their own surveillance videos without a warrant? 3) After this his mom basically says "Oh well, let's just go home." ? 4) How many times can one kid be almost kidnapped before you don't let him out of your sight?
@robinwc46723 жыл бұрын
@@hushyermouthlady4933 Facts. 😂 Couldn't agree more.
@sesarrey3 жыл бұрын
I yelled out (F*CK) out loud at work when I heard the bird chirping. - I'm able to use my headphones because I work at a Warehouse in case anyone was wondering -
@tia16483 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed the stories, thank you 🙏 😊 💜
@TheMainOtaku3 жыл бұрын
Story number 7 didn't make any sense. Girl just said ''My room mate wasn't going to be back for a while, so i knew she wouldn't be home soon.'' But then you're gonna sit here and say ''Oh maybe she's home early now and watching TV''. THEN YOU'RE GONNA SAY WHEN THE COP ASKED WHO ELSE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THERE YOU SAY ''My roommate is in there too! She's in her room!'' You just said she wasn't going to be home and that it wasn't long until the men broke into your home! Make it make sense! When did your roommate get home? How did she get past these two LARGE men? Why are they sleeping on the couch? How'd you not know they were on the couch when you snuck out the house because the police told you to?? The whole story felt like a big lie.
@alyssa98973 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for my drive home
@mutantlavalampderg4123 жыл бұрын
Once back in 2018, I was on our old place where we used to live, riding on the four wheeler with my late dad, being mid summer it was super hot, we ended up seeing something under a tree we thought was a calf, it was a dead lady, it turns out she'd been walked about 1000 feet up our driveway, into our pasture and shot execution style in the back of the head, we had like a dozen cop cars show up, CSI and everything, turns out she'd gotten out of prison for drugs by ratting on someone else, willis texas man its...god its such a nasty place now, the nearby Walnut Cove even had some crazy lady chasing cops with a butchers knife, my dad saved us and got us this place so we moved out of that terrible place...meanwhile I thought that day I'd seen a dead calf or cow, true story, even talked to some lady at the local Kroger whose sister apparently helped have her killed
@sarasmith27213 жыл бұрын
Let’s give the creepy coworker the EXACT location you’re going to 🙃🙃🙃
@julianmitchell57762 жыл бұрын
“ I’m a small guy and incredibly weak “ … 2000’s babies
@Tinyfurball3 жыл бұрын
Yes, in case you're wondering. Things do happen in Costco.
@lynnajames89063 жыл бұрын
Thank you Let's Read! ❤ Love your Stories! I needed this!!
@mattmcgrath39593 жыл бұрын
If Thats a true story about Costco, then im cancelling my membership immediately. Your gonna force a warrant to view over video of an attempted kidnapping?? Thats fucking GARBAGE Costco!
@neisiam.71003 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t make any sense why would a dispatcher tell you to go outside and meet the cops, the cops always come in and clear the house and come and get you. What if the bad guys where still in the house hiding somewhere 🤔
@ellesandralady85963 жыл бұрын
Love the video ready 💜💜
@floraltrinket34043 жыл бұрын
So excited to listen to while cleaning or doing art!!! Thanks so much!!!
@Etienne.Terblanche3 жыл бұрын
Thx for the video’s 👊🏼
@Star_843 жыл бұрын
Much needed! Thanks Joel ☺️! I LOVE 🍕! ON UR LIVE STREAM IT WOULD BE COOL TO SEE PIZZA FLOATING!
@zifaa3 жыл бұрын
Posted this just in time for my bath
@lyell5553 жыл бұрын
Nearly kidnapped 3 times and the last time mother goes home instead of to the police. Dude I think your parents were in on it
@shastaleann88712 жыл бұрын
Yup. She was trying real hard to get it just right so someone took all 3 of the kids, 😆
@GenXfrom752 жыл бұрын
Watching as a night capper on my birthday 🎉🥳 June 12, 2022 @9:20pm!
@XFilesTheories3 жыл бұрын
Great! You inspired me to create my own scary channel!
@GoddessPallasAthena2 жыл бұрын
I know I'm being a bit judgmental toward the parents of the kid that almost got kidnapped THREE TIMES but seriously . . . after the first time, I'd probably be so damn paranoid that I'd be strapping the kid to my back till he was 13. Also, NOT wanting to call the cops at the COSTCO incident? What the hell is wrong with these people? I get it - they may have had not much time or money, and maybe they just have such a rough life that watching their kids is a kind of hardship but still, it seems terribly careless to almost get your kid kidnapped MORE THAN ONCE.
@Anths_art3 жыл бұрын
the livestream was so fucking fun last night man👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@jingerjar13653 жыл бұрын
Get whistle rubber band through where holder is.put safety pin through rubber band pin near shoulder where U can access whistle quickly. Loud noise get atten and scares people away.
@ASHl331643 жыл бұрын
Awesome, seems like this post is a bit early this evening!
@ashgideon77963 жыл бұрын
Got my heated blanket and a bourbon. Let's go.
@kangsdior97903 жыл бұрын
Yay! Thank you❤️
@jeannietarantola78633 жыл бұрын
Costco needs a good sueing .
@BB-ef8nw3 жыл бұрын
My favorite scary story youtuber!
@flobrez24703 жыл бұрын
That woman in the first story was very smart. That’s exactly how Ted Bundy tricked his victims in to getting them in his car.
@Yes_king69733 жыл бұрын
Not a wheelchair but with a cast .
@al13833 жыл бұрын
"You need a key to open it, even if it is not locked" ?
@herlindaf85023 жыл бұрын
Was so good to hear you!!!
@xo_xo1433 жыл бұрын
Yayyy I caught it fresh! 🖤
@itssammi44123 жыл бұрын
Heyy yall
@kianandharrydabosses3 жыл бұрын
these help me sleep so much
@KalinaAnn41223 жыл бұрын
I just noticed I can do more reps listening to this rather than any other upbeat music 🤣
@sunshinesage78883 жыл бұрын
Yayyy! I hope you have a great year Joel.
@g1rldraco73 жыл бұрын
Let's Read always there to help me relax :)
@beth56332 жыл бұрын
The story with the two men entering the wrong house drunk, I mean, they apologized, one must not develop PTSD from an actually kinda funny incident, people do take themself too important, dont't they.
@tommy34433 жыл бұрын
love the vids mate
@anonymousone03 жыл бұрын
My has the channel grown, havent been here since I started high school
@Marie-vx3mc3 жыл бұрын
I always here about bad ppl in Flagstaff.
@ju-did-ith3 жыл бұрын
Damm I missed the live stream yesterday 😕 listened to it today tho...
@thehawk70643 жыл бұрын
Squawk 🦅🇺🇸🤗
@cDayz2 жыл бұрын
Listened 1/2/22 9:34AM 🇬🇧
@TheNicolevertone3 жыл бұрын
Great stories!
@maltesemike91143 жыл бұрын
If alone tell people my family is over
@thomasthebot93813 жыл бұрын
Very nice
@honeytrxp3 жыл бұрын
🙌🏾🌟 thank you
@bobwilson74643 жыл бұрын
Camp Verde!? My dad use to live there
@skye98503 жыл бұрын
I live in the last apartment on the 3rd floor... have had randos buzz my place before
@ginnykang9433 жыл бұрын
Sam Winchester: Who wrote this? Nobody says "penultimate"! Story #5 Writer: "It was the penultimate summer that I worked there." Sam: ONE PERSON says "penultimate".
@RuTheDay17353 жыл бұрын
I understand this reference ;)
@Snickerdoods.x3 жыл бұрын
I do think the guy in the 1st story was shady. However people use wheelchairs for many reasons. Not just because they can't walk. There are many invisible illnesses. So if you see someone stand up out of a wheelchair please do not automatically assume that they are faking it.
@misskuna55763 жыл бұрын
There’s only a Sam’s club in flagstaff
@micahwashington73153 жыл бұрын
Aww my Joel!! I've missed you so🤗😘😊
@tavenyoung3303 жыл бұрын
Flagstaff woahhhhhh soo close to home
@ScullyPop3 жыл бұрын
I love it so much.
@elanpetuchov61093 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@mleighqs3 жыл бұрын
These were some very creepy stories.
@sugharduck72863 жыл бұрын
story 2: I'VE BEEN TO THAT COSTCO....yikes on trikes