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[@TheClick]

holy poo it mango ► www.makeship.com/products/mango-2-0-plush

[@s3tm3free_]

Buying my mango tonight

[@goldensun1167]

Hi click!!

[@kaythebored8163]

Oh! Cool! Now if just wasn’t a broke teenager with cheapskate bullies for parents (I don’t get to buy any merch at all)

[@yourguard4]

I wonder: How do Mangos "multiply"?

[@scorpanox]

*cries in minor with no money*

[@vanillathebard]

The sad part is that even as an American I can't tell if the gas fine posts are copy pastas or not because our judicial system is just trash enough that you never know if it's outlandish or not.

[@Gloomdrake]

Common sense and intuition are telling me there has to be a catch, but experience is telling me it might just work

[@maggpiprime954]

@@Gloomdrake Uh... "experience?"

[@wind64a39]

The punishment gets worse with repeated offenses, so it isn't a good long term strategy.

[@firepuppies4086]

It would work like. Once

[@ShellyS2060]

So, I worked at a gas station for 3 years... in the US. I had to say it, but, this works. As a matter of fact there is a chance that you might get your case thrown out and may not have to pay anything.🤫

[@Llortnerof]

Remember: Pilot training isn't about how to fly. It's about how to make planes reusable.

[@neoqwerty]

False, it's about flying through the bright green discs and not the bright red ones, and getting enough points across three missions to unlock the next class while also finding the secret bonus levels. Source: I played Pilotwings 64

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

I'm not gonna say piloting training isn't necessary but we are in an age where auto pilot is very much a real thing and almost everything is automated now. The only thing pilots really have to check now is turbulence and controlling the landing.

[@lunaticbz3594]

Flying is pretty easy honestly. Landing.. Now that's a different matter.

[@tspryaviation]

As a student pilot, there's a saying we have: "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. A perfect landing is when you can use the aircraft again." And tbh, flying is easier than driving a car imho and I think anyone can do it, especially when the plane can autoland and the airport has ILS (a fancy term for autoland)

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

@@tspryaviation Autolanding is being charitable. The pilot still has to bring the plane down the auto is just a guidance system really. Does make it way way way easier to land not denying that but you still need some training to land a plane without crashing it. There's no do overs if you're flying a passenger liner.

[@KyrainMcLeod]

5 tips on how to deal with an angry girlfriend: 1. Be sure of the situation, ask her if she is really angry. 2. Present your point of view, tell her you don't understand why anyone would be angry in this situation. 3. Remind her of proper etiquette, tell her to calm down. 4. Show that you try to understand her struggles, ask her if she perhaps is on her period. 5. Bring her behavior into context, by comparing her reaction to that of her mother.

[@janemiettinen5176]

6. Remind how saintly your own mother is, she would never do such & such, but instead reward you with hardy meal and freshly baked cake. Maybe a foot rub too.

[@tarrantwolf]

When reminding her of proper etiquette make sure to point out she shouldn't get to emotional. And always remember to offer make-up nookie afterwards.

[@neoqwerty]

@@tarrantwolf Does "7. offer make-up nookie afterwards" apply if you already used "0. try to distract her with apology nookie beforehand"?

[@ettaetta439]

​@@neoqwerty yes, you can use this move as much as necessary

[@LittleMaitea]

8.(?) Compliment her Humor. Tell her she would never be brave enough stab you with that knife

[@fierypotato5067]

Fun fact in Ancient Greece throwing an apple at someone was a marriage proposal so technically the first hack did work at some point.

[@neoqwerty]

well I know what kind of tradition I'm bringing back this year for a fic. time to add "thrown apples as marriage proposals" to AO3 tags.

[@danmerget]

What if you want to propose to a doctor? The apple will keep them away!

[@shadowking278]

@ Dan Merget. Throw an orange. Or better yet. A mango. >:3

[@MadamFoogie]

I'd like to see that. Some poor smitten ancient Greek maiden getting violently pelted in the face with a barrage of apples, and onlooking citizens cooing over the sweet romantic moment. _THWACK! THWACK! SHMACK! THUD!!_ Ah, young love~ 💕

[@osheridan]

Doctor trynna steal your girl? Two birds, one stone

[@t.g1917]

Fun fact:The 20-20-20 rule is actually after 20 minutes of work,look at something 20 feet away,for 20 seconds,but actually also stay in a forest for a while is also good since you will be looking at distant objects such as trees,rocks etc. in a forest

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

+ green colour allows your eyes to rest. That's why scrubs are usually green. It's a nice change from the bloody red they have to look at for hours

[@tarrantwolf]

Umm, distance objects in a forest, really depends on the density of the forest. Forests around me you probably have longer sight lines in a cube farm. But fun thing to do next time you go hiking, just watch the ground as you walk steadily for a while then stop and look out, it'll appear like the whole world is slightly melting in front of you.

[@TarisLuna]

trees, rocks, animals, a skinwalker insects All very nice to look at.

[@neoqwerty]

@@tarrantwolf oh my god hiking walks cause the guitar hero fretboard melting illusion too!?

[@tarrantwolf]

@@neoqwerty yup, similar effect, human brains are weird

[@SaruCharmed]

Funnily enough, gaslighting yourself is actually something therapists will suggest as a way to help you gain more positive thinking, lol. My therapist explained it to me as if the neural pathways are like roads and the more you continue to take the same paths, the more carved out the road becomes and the easier it is to drive/go that way. The more you tell yourself positive things, even if you don't believe it at first, the easier it will be to think that way in the future and the more you will actually start to believe it.

[@neoqwerty]

Fake it till you make it in action!

[@riveramnell143]

I’ve been working on this for years with my therapist and I can confirm that as weird as it sounds it actually works. I actually have self esteem now. 👍

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

It's an old method based on an ancient philosophy where if you tell a lie enough times eventually it becomes an accepted truth.

[@ericsoul604]

That doesn’t work

[@thepangremlin6707]

@@ericsoul604then you probably haven’t tried it. It really does work

[@s3tm3free_]

Life hack: buy an emotional support mango to magically fix your entire life!

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Oh scheisse this is click certified, must be legit. Thank you for sharing 🙏

[@shadowking278]

The mango plushie and the emotional support demon did the fusion dance?! :0 I’m getting one. >:3

[@Caprabone]

Sadly, I found this channel too late to buy an emotional support demon. 😢

[@CelesteMinerva]

As a Texan I can tell y'all the life tip about debt will only work if you don't have a spouse or if you hate your spouse...Gotta love community property

[@janemiettinen5176]

Here in Finland we inherit the debts, at least it was like that at one point, dont know if its still so. Dad had debt of millions, he ended every phone call with “If I die tomorrow, refuse your inheritance, so you dont end up paying for my mistakes”.. I was in my twenties and really didnt care to think about my family dying weekly. 20+ years later, he is still very much alive, btw, and debt free.

[@CelesteMinerva]

@@janemiettinen5176 Yup that's how it is here in the U.S (certain states). Although some companies will forgive the debt some won't. And don't even get me started on getting access to that debt. But man your dad's story is so awesome I'm glad he is debt free that must of felt awful for him

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@CelesteMinerva Im pretty sure some companies run on bureaucracy, like if they start making things easy, they quit magically existing overnight! At morning the workers come to find just empty lot. Im pretty proud of dad too, he totally ruined our whole family for a while, but after one failed 90s business (and what a fail it was!), he rose back in the saddle in completely different field and is doing fine today. Ill bet retiring soon, without crushing debt, feels pretty good for him. I learned that anything is possible from that too, I stopped sweating the small stuff. And I try to pay everything with cash, Im really apprehensive to take even small debts. If i cant afford it, I dont really need it :)

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

In Canada it's complicated. Legally speaking you can't inherit debt because inheritence has to be existing things only. Some companies however will illegally try to contact your next of kin to get debts or owed things out of them. They tried this on my mom once for something I owed, I wasn't even dead yet, and I phoned that company and told them if they ever harassed my mom again over what I owe I'll sue them. They never bothered her again.

[@CelesteMinerva]

@@janemiettinen5176 Your story made my day I am proud of your dad and I don't even know him. 🤭

[@scyfinn7866]

The brownie "hack" is actually super dangerous. In a small, but not insignificant percentage of people, certain substances can trigger mental problems or conditions. Even if no one in the (hopefully) theoretical office would be negatively impacted by it, people still have a right not to be unknowingly fed things they don't want to eat.

[@annikahstebben4425]

Yeah, I have an allergy to cannabis, but I'm also a big fan of brownies and would 100% fall for that. (hand to God I found out from second hand smoke so I didn't even smoke anything)

[@elizar666]

Yeah cannabis interacts REALLY badly with my medicines. I could end up in the hospital if somebody did this

[@shadowking278]

So basically that guy could be sent to prison. Speed running getting shanked in prison. Any%. World record holder this guy. I would slow clap but Slow clap doesn’t register over text.

[@annikahstebben4425]

@@shadowking278 I know there have been cases where people knowingly exposed others to known allergies and ended up with charges ranging from assault, assault with a deadly weapon, and even in some cases manslaughter and attempted murder. There was a story a few years back about a kid who was being harassed at school with something he was allergic to and went into anaphylactic shock and unfortunately didn't make it. The bully ended up getting charged with murder I believe.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

This happened to a cousin of mine, though he took it deliberately, wound up unaliving himself...

[@mackado]

The blood donation idea is actually a real problem at donation centers in cities with large homeless and addiction problems. Troubled folks try coming in every few days because they get drunk for less alcohol without waiting the minimum amount of time to replenish their systems.

[@warmsnow]

Damn I didn't know this. That's insane 😮and very sad unfortunately

[@kissit012]

They go because they get paid. Lowering your tolerance is a bonus

[@mackado]

@@kissit012 Not where I live, but sure, I imagine that's also an issue

[@Arkylie]

I donate blood plasma twice a week, which is really nice (good center, get paid to save lives by sitting down for an hour, what's not to like?). Recently discussed with them the issue with alcohol after donations and hoo, boy, you do *not* want to be rolling that roulette wheel. The body reacts quite negatively to the imbalance. I don't recall the details but it was enough to bring hospitals into the picture and enough to make me glad I rarely drink and so don't have a problem staying away from alcohol for a few hours twice a week.

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

​@@Arkylie Well, donating blood means you have less volume in your blood, which can be exacerbated by dehydration. Drinking alcohol often causes dehydration. Not so much a buzz as falling over and/or fainting, and presumably the world's worst hangover afterwards...

[@TheSpazzDragon]

The gas station fine that one guy got basically sums up how corporations get punished when they get caught doing something illegal. A cheap fine that ultimately is cheaper than them actually fixing the problem in the first place. And so they just keep doing it.

[@136-rats-in-a-trenchcoat]

17:08 He says he wishes he could rock a dress like that, as if he couldn’t. Click needs to do a stream where he tries on a bunch of dresses, from sundresses to ball gowns. And Mango and the emotional support demon get little dresses too.

[@arielruby13]

click would look amazing wearing a dress and no one can change my mind about that

[@VistilShaiteth]

You can rock anything if you're confident enough. I saw a video where a man made a bow from an anime game then went to an archery range dressed as a girl from that game. It was freaking great, he walked in and was like "I'm here to do some manly archery."

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

​@@VistilShaiteth look up Jacob Hitman Dress if you want to see a man pull off his partner's dress really well to the point that basically all their viewers simultaneously agreed that it was his dress and not hers

[@VictoriaEMeredith]

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor”Ohhhhhhhh HIT-man!”

[@VictoriaEMeredith]

And now I want a line of outfits for Mango and the Emotional Support Demon.

[@queennecra]

I like to scare off phone salespeople by moaning at their every word as if I just called a naughty number. Works every time.

[@janemiettinen5176]

I learned to tell Im moving abroad. Works if youre too demure to make sex noises.

[@TarisLuna]

A pot and spoon to bang on the pot work very well too😊

[@neoqwerty]

@@TarisLuna Let the cockatoo answer and remember to reward your trusty portable feathered yell can so they understand that phones are to scream into

[@shadowking278]

I can do a really good grudge impression. But I’ve always declined calls. Still have that grudge voice in handy. >:3

[@SamirCCat]

An actual good tip to avoid sellers calling you is to pretend you have no reception. Asking "Hello? Hello? I can't hear anything. Is anyone there?" and then hang up isn't rude, but very effective. If the same number call again you just dismiss the call. Doesn't matter if they believe your phone is dead or realise you just don't want to talk 🤷🏽‍♀

[@kateseph98]

That brownie person played their luck more than they think. Some people can be allergic to the "additive" just like they can be allergic to anything else. Hopefully everyone was fine.

[@Werevampiwolf]

Yep. And spiking someone's food without telling them its also illegal. I turned in a guy in high school because he made pot brownies and was giving them out for free (without revealing what they were) so he could watch unknowing people get stoned. He even gave one to the teacher (Though i told the teacher before he could eat the brownie). Like, I didn't and don't care if he wanted to just eat pot brownies himself, but you can't give people drugged food without telling them. Both because it could make someone very sick or kill them because of allergies, like you mentioned, and also, being high without knowing it was going to happen is often terrifying

[@janemiettinen5176]

Also drugging peeps without their consent is a dick move, I cant recommend it in any circumstance. Even with super small doses, no. People can react in unexpected ways or have a hobby outside of work where they need to give clean samples, like idk, flying or sports. Or drug rehabbing peeps, thats a setback down to zero days. Dick move.

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@Werevampiwolf One lady spiked her wedding reception.. and was surprised when it lead to chaos, like people calling 911, and serious trouble for her (& her wedding planner, idiot was in on it - maybe she hated her job). I have no idea what she expected when she decided that drugging her closest and dearest was brilliant idea. New in-laws, probably grandparents, maybe kids, like cmon. This was somewhat recently and happened in US, thats all I remember, but the news stories must be still online.

[@salemkitty5786]

Yeah.. you also can’t just DRUG people. That’s super bad. Also, if someone brought in brownies that day it doesn’t take a genius to connect the dots 💀

[@neoqwerty]

Had someone in a band I followed to a near-stalkery degree fall for this, two dumbass fans gave them unmarked pot cookies and the lead singer ate too many and was sick and convinced he was dying, and the other singer had to take over his role for that show on the tour while the lead singer recovered from 48 hours from pot hell. The two idiots were giggling and bragging and so proud of themselves until the rest of the fandom chewed them out so bad one got bullied off the internet and the other permanently damaged her reputation at PAX and got known as "the girl who drugs artists' food" and caused a permanent ban on homemade food in the Green Room at PAX (the room where performers can hang out and snack).

[@vickymc9695]

Heh my grandad did the debt one. He got sent all those pre approved credit cards right after getting a terminal diagnosis. Lived like a king for his last few months.

[@tomlxyz]

Did they know?

[@halldoralarsen86]

You should always answer the door in shoes and with a coat on. If it's someone that you don't want to talk to, just say you're going out. If it's someone you like, then you just came home.

[@nopoatato]

i just imagined sm in pjs w shoes and a coat on

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

When I read that first part, my mind went to you having ONLY shoes and a coat on, like if it's a scam you'll flash them. I have a dirty mind

[@mangaanimefan3089]

​@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor That's what I thought too! I suppose I also have a dirty mind.

[@rainaj6859]

July in Florida-- Why are you wearing a winter coat? Oh, just was heading to the store....

[@AIHumanEquality]

Fun fact: Answering the door with a scary mask on can keep people from coming to your door.

[@oatie751]

Life Hacks are just... something else.

[@oatie751]

Thank you for the heart! (I cannot edit the comment to say that without losing the heart as I learned from last time I was given a heart)

[@borttorbbq2556]

​@@oatie751 yeah I ended up discovering that too different channel from this one but yeah

[@mikethegoo]

5 minutes crafts be like

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

"Life hacks"? More like DEATH hacks.

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

Speaking of: DO NOT microwave eggs in water. See "burned by microwave egg hack" and be alarmed.

[@Juzokinnie]

When Click went "Disgusting natural light," I felt that as someone who is very sensitive to the sun and light so much that if even a small amount of bright light is in my peripheral vision I get a migrane and I go from slightly golden tint to crispy bacon in a matter of minutes while in the sun if I'm not careful.

[@neoqwerty]

so do you have a reflection in silver-backed mirrors and can you walk inside homes without an invitation?

[@shadowking278]

I’m very sensitive towards any sensory input. Loud high pitched noise hurt me. I have Haphephobia. And my eyes are so sensitive that I can see in the dark.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

​@@neoqwerty surprised you mentioned "silver-backed" mirrors since most people don't know the lack of reflection is due to silver and how it's pure.

[@HeisenbergFam]

This man is like that one stepbro who maniacally laughs while cooking and eating babies in Sims 2 baby grilling mod for fun

[@szerra3604]

That's... oddly specific

[@thornless_flora]

@@szerra3604 It's because it's an actual mod for ts2!

[@miastarlight6587]

I don’t like that I understand this

[@ConstantChaos1]

Ngl I thought this was going an entirely different direction when you said stepbro.... also that's 1000% something I would do I've had 3 d&d characters that eat babies so yeah

[@Stabilization]

@@ConstantChaos1 why in the living fuck do you have more than one D&D character that eats children????????????????

[@iwishiunderstood159]

I actually heard of a woman living alone who would leave large worn men's work boots outside her front door to deter burglers

[@wargamesmaster]

Concerning the "life is short, lick the bowl" sign, I think someone took that from a kitchen and took that picture. I don't know, this just look like the kind of kitchen decorations I have.

[@BLEBBLEB]

Omg you are right...

[@carlycarmine3858]

I have a large white ceramic bowl that says "I love ice cream" in large red comic sans on it

[@VistilShaiteth]

They could also have got the kitchen decoration and just put it in the bathroom as a joke

[@forgy_man311]

My sisters got on of those Signs in here bathroom

[@elizabethcatt6507]

Fun Fact: A sin eater was a legit thing in medieval history. Like it was a genuine career. You would put a piece of bread on a dead person's body (the chest typically) and leave it there for a bit so it could absorb all the person's sins...then you'd pay someone (the sin eater) to eat the bread.

[@tomlxyz]

Wasn't that person looked down to severely since they buried all the sins?

[@BlueberryCats_]

These life hacks can’t hurt me, my life is already ruined-

[@lapislazuali]

Same

[@Rai_1156]

Same dude

[@esmemurnane4341]

same man, all of us get it

[@ConstantChaos1]

Word of advice don't drink a handle of vodka a day life can get worse lol

[@King.Of.Twinks]

Relatable

[@flibbertygibbet]

33:45 My sister in law has an induction cooktop and she often puts towels under her pots to prevent scratching the surface of the stove. They are paper towels even and they don't even get hot. It totally freaked me out first time I saw her do that, but it works for her.

[@hjue44]

Listening to this while building a model after a 7 hour lecture (yes, on a saturday) is just what i needed. Thanks click

[@NightingaleHaven]

Evening, Mr. Click. My grandmother died yesterday afternoon and I've been watching your previous videos, which I downloaded, and that has been helping me deal with my grief a bit. Thank you to you and your editor for making these videos. It really puts a smile on my face.

[@TinaCurry123]

Hope you're doing alright! Losing someone is terrible. I hope you and everyone who knew your grandmother are coping healthily

[@reptiqueen7275]

I'm sorry for your loss. I bet your grandma was a wonderful woman and it sounds like she was very loved

[@jbaastle5530]

Sometimes you need some good wholesomeness over cringe. I wish I could do the same for the grandmother I lost almost a year ago.

[@NightingaleHaven]

Thanks, everyone. I appreciate it. Sorry for the late response. Had network issues.

[@Lutefisk445]

Felt that. Lost mine a week n a half ago

[@Crossing.Blue_Water.]

My emotional support demon arrived recently and it’s amazing! He watches me sleep

[@xXMindSoulXx]

Hello from my emotional support demon! She arrived recently and she is amazing.

[@Vendis_J]

Hello from my mango wich also watches me sleep♡

[@evillioustrash]

I named mine Beezlebub lol

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

My emotional support demon lives on a doughnut pillow, and his name is Bubbles Beezlebub Buzzle. His favourite food is apples.

[@grandpipep]

i named mine patrick

[@Outlander777]

20:06 This is very true. Murphy's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer".

[@ultimatewolfgaming4171]

I will not fall for your tricks! Mostly because I too don't know the actual name!

[@scoutastic5382]

"Have you found life a little too easy lately?" It's possible for life to be easy? Lmao

[@dmgroberts5471]

There's anecdotal evidence that suggests it might be possible in a small range of cases.

[@vermilionrubin]

"do you ever see a racoon that's stressed or depressed?" Racoon + Cotton Candy

[@reptart-rex8384]

Hey Click, Just want to say thank you for your content and that you have brought a small amount of pleasure during a hellish week. My brother was in a horrible motorcycle accident this Thursday and I thought we lost him. He isn't out of the woods right now, and will most likely be losing his leg and a foot on the other side. It's been a really rough week with all the surgeries he has undergone too. Not to be depressing but wanted to say you brought some light to someone going through dark times. Everyone stay safe

[@BLEBBLEB]

Wishing you and your brother the best

[@TheCubifyer]

Im sorry to hear that, I hope everything goes well. ❤

[@allisonavery7273]

Sending love

[@mystoxxiide9043]

say strong my bro. u and him alongside the rest of your family all got this

[@neoqwerty]

Hoping that your brother recovers and doesn't lose more than the projected amount of body parts, and ideally loses just a few bits and sets off metal detectors instead. I'm not religious so I'll knock on wood and hope the luck transfer goes through.

[@valentinarunko67]

I never get bored of the "you smell amazing" bit 😄

[@t.kersten7695]

he should Trademark this Line

[@newyorkyankees81]

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[@aidynchristiansen4947]

The “pick one person and blame them for everything” me and my friends actually do this, but in a joking way. We blame this one guy for everything, good or bad. (he knows about the joke and is fine with it) Things I have blamed them for: glitch in a video game, WW2, space travel, me making a game, the robot not working (he wasn’t at the club meeting, I said if he was here it would have worked, turns out I was right, next meeting he fixed it). At this point we have made a religion about him, saying he must be a god since he is responsible for everything. Even the teachers are in on it, once a teacher accidentally swore and said the guy must have put a spell on her. I try not to blame him for anything that is actually his fault, just things that no one would ever think they could possibly do, like being the cause for something happening in a book like the Odyssey, or inventing the sun.

[@beth7935]

LOL! Reminds me we did that when I did Mediaeval recreation: one guy got designated the "Baronial Scapegoat", & anything that went wrong was his fault. You'd shout the problem at him- "the strap on my armour broke!", "it's raining!", "I forgot the mead!"- & he'd go "sorry!"... The teachers getting in on your joke is pretty funny tho, & I love the idea of blaming someone for historical events- I'd have waaay too much fun with that.

[@gl15col]

Grandpa with the debt probably had used his credit cards to pay off medical debts until they were maxed out, then just gave up and let it build up. Dying in huge medical debt is probably the default in the US; I just told the hospital I had nothing, and they wrote it off. I was not lying. And the no joke way to remember the Great Lakes; HOMES. Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior.

[@furrystarcat]

Fun fact: in the US, your medical debt is part of your estate and gets passed on to your heirs

[@oliviasepelak3083]

​@@furrystarcat😳😳😢😭

[@adragonfruitreal]

I want to get a mango SO BAD but unfortunately I literally cannot afford to spend that much money on a stuffed animal right now no matter how much it would complete my life.

[@adragonfruitreal]

Also first

[@ElitheSnowFox]

@@adragonfruitreal no

[@adragonfruitreal]

@@ElitheSnowFox i relized. Don’t crash my dreams 😣

[@neoqwerty]

@@adragonfruitreal You were first first comment I read of the day (it's now 8pm), if that's a silver lining?

[@arielruby13]

same

[@ResidentMilf]

17:51 This is actually true, but not because the bananas "think" they're in a tree, that's ridiculous. It's because when fruit ripens, it releases a chemical that speeds up the ripening process in nearby unripe fruit. Hanging your bananas keeps them out of their own ripening chemicals, so they ripen slower and thus don't go bad as fast.

[@alexw.7097]

It's even funnier to me because bananas DON'T hang on trees like that at all

[@Apolloscleric]

That part about bombs reminds me of the Blackadder joke where Baldrick carved his name into a bullet and keeps it with him because "the chances of there being another bullet with my name on it is very small indeed."

[@intothemindshaft]

😂❤

[@Yuruble]

11:10 - When I was little & would see people sniffing wine... I thought they were drinking it through their nose.

[@Nobert594]

2:56 remember: if you're afraid of needles donate someone else's blood

[@Dfarrey]

On the blood donation one, I've done that. Not intentionally, and not a date, but I had a couple beers after donating once, and I felt like I drank most of a case. Probably not the smartest move, but it was fun.

[@oddinaryone1652]

Donating blood as a date actually does sounds nice. Especially since I don't pass out while donating. I pass out after the needle gets removed :D

[@Rhaenarys]

The title might be considered a joke, but there is truth in it. Especially during panic attacks, I found. Reminding myself I'm ok, its not serious, actually helps a lot in calming myself down. Your body is in constant alert mode, even when it doesnt need to be, and often triggers can be something harmless, and you don't even realize what it is till after how harmless it actually was, like YOU yourself worrying too much about something that MAY happen in the distant future, even though there's literally no sign of it anywhere. Since your brain is essentially tricking you into thinking there's a threat, its good to keep reminding yourself, no...there is no threat, you're perfectly fine. Grounding, really.

[@DixSmithy]

31:25 As an exJw, the thought of getting chased like that during field service would have made that traumatic part of my life sO much better!

[@janemiettinen5176]

Happy you got out, no human belongs in a cult. I think my distant cousins are still in, we used to be close, even neighbors at one point. Be free and do what you want, enjoy every second, youve earned it :)

[@DixSmithy]

@@janemiettinen5176 thank you! It’s truly just a horrifyingly damaging group, so hope your cousins are able to rethink and get out. It’s the best you can do, even if u might feel like you would loose everything. Being free, healing, finding your own path and family outside of it all will give you a real life.

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@DixSmithy Very true, especially for girls its just a wrung above prison, but its not healthy for anyone. Im kinda waiting for their hyper religious mom to die, then Ill try to make contact, I know as long as shes still kicking, theres no hope. And knowing you got out gives me hope; just knowing people can get out, more or less unscathed and with their mental faculties intact, enjoy life.. it fills me with joy and odd sense of solace, I might actually see them one day!

[@Diana03656]

15:52 if somebody has a stroke you actually should use F.A.S.T. F-face. Look if one side is hanging a bit. A-arms. Check if both arms have an equal amount of strength. S-speach. Thier speach could be unclear if they have a stroke. T-time. You have about 3 hours to save the person.

[@tupik-yc3ze]

As a mentally ill person I can confirm that gaslighting yourself *sometimes* works. But with only positive thoughts. Also videos like these are just so comforting to me bc I know that I'm not so stupid. I guess Click's videos are comforting in general

[@abigail4816]

16:07 might fuck around and send this to the family group chat

[@akaisha0000]

I love every time you mention your needle phobia, Click. It was actually you talking about that in a former video that made it possible for me to get through getting over mine. I've gotten 4 whole cvd shots since then and even a blood draw. I was irrationally afraid and was convinced I would sooner let myself get cvd then get a shot but then you shared your own fear and it made me feel less alone. I decided I HAD to get over it and while it's still hard, I've made amazing progress. Never underestimate how much sharing your own experiences, however small they are, can mean to someone. It REALLY really really helped me out. I thought, if Click can be brave, I want to be brave too. TY for making though of us with this phobia feel a little less alone.

[@allisond.46]

I’m afraid of needles and I somehow managed to donate blood. It took 3 people (not including me) and I’ll never do it again, but hey, I did it.

[@ImpudentInfidel]

The yard sign would be scarier if it said "UNregistered sex offender".

[@marcusthetired]

This is the perfect thing to reset my brain while I take a dinner break from dissertation writing

[@janemiettinen5176]

Im having coffee & ciggie break, while waiting my glass kiln to cool. Semi-procrastinating, just not to burn myself again, at least telling myself so. Good luck (and stamina) with your dissertation :)

[@normalhuman9878]

I go by any pronouns but everyone always defaults to she/her so I’m going to get a she/her pronoun pin so transphobes finally mix things up a bit. I’ll also get “you’re not a real woman” comments, further affirming my identity.

[@alexw.7097]

Oh I LOVE this

[@bluestar4506]

Yay. Finally a new click vid to make me feel less sad! cant wait to get my second emotional support plushy (mango).... Btw, click, the emotional support demon has actually heloed me soo much with getting through hard times and just holding it and cuddling it makes me feel alot better, and when i watch ur videos while cuddling it, that comforts me so much as u are my comfort youtuber. Thank you for being there

[@AngeliqueDaemon]

Personally, the way I deal with telemarketers is to answer the phone with "Helga's House of Pain, how my I hurt you today?" It doesn't work on robocalls, but MAN it's great when it's a real person.

[@karenstauffer1524]

"Joe's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!"

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Here to spread some positivity! I found some really cheap furbies and I’m probably going to buy them soon! Also, I’m going with my best friend to see a movie next week and I’m very excited! Anyway, how are all of you doing? Feel free to rant, talk about hyperfixations, anything!

[@BLEBBLEB]

I'll may watch a movie with some friends too! Which movie are you going to watch? :3

[@vaughnhaney7020]

Honestly doing mostly pretty terrible but instead of talking about that, you said hyperfixations so I'm gonna say the The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is less than a month away and I'm absurdly excited for it!!! I have a general Zelda fixation and it seems so fun regardless

[@Alleywaycat-]

I got a tiny adorable backpack for three dollars and am decorating it with pins and fabric

[@janemiettinen5176]

I found the most perfect designer summer pants for 3,50€ (!!!), like that nevver happens to me! Ever. Today Ive been fixated with monoprinting and melting glass strips into jewelry. Burned my paw pretty darn thoroughly, but still, mostly excited, the results topped my wildest expectations :)

[@tarrantwolf]

Oh, I like furbies, they're good for target practice. Demonic little furballs, and not the good kind of demonic. (Lmao, spellcheck switched furbies for furries, would have been a much, much darker post)

[@sad_doggo2504]

confuse wine snobs by going even farther: talk to your wine in a baby voice

[@JadianRadiator]

26:15 Reminds me of something I saw in a Reddit reading video. A terminally ill man and his wife got a divorce so that his wife wouldn't be saddled with the medical debt of his care after he died.

[@DelphineIgnia]

24:59 I mean I think I read somewhere that Spielberg forever regretted Jaws because of all the hate that followed towards sharks.

[@CJthedragon8]

I 100% use the " my phone is about to die" line all the time!!! It has made my life so much better, I cannot recommend it enough!

[@crazycatboysolomon7006]

35:31 That is a saying "Swallowing the spider to catch the fly"

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Click: “Getting drunk? Cheap.” Me: “Have you heard of taxes on alcohol?”

[@jaxscales6158]

I mean…he lives in Sweden. They probably don’t do that there

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@jaxscales6158I suppose

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@jaxscales6158 Im a Finn: we used to have insane taxes for booze, but when Estonia became a destination and booze tourism started, they lowered them magically near to nothing. Getting drunk is about 10 bucks, in a bar 30-40 bucks, even with my ridiculous nordic style. Ive had bar nights of several hundreds, but that usually includes cab fairs, food & stuff. Maybe lost shoes and mittens too.

[@HasekuraIsuna]

​@@jaxscales6158 In Sweden we love taxes so much that we put taxes on taxes. There is alcohol tax (which is calculated per % and lite, depending on the beverage) and then 25% sales tax upon the original price + alcohol tax. Taxes are the bigger part of the prices of alxoholic beverages.

[@KreaterK]

28:49 Note: don't just hang up, turn on airplane mode. That way, you'll legit lose signal and the call will make the proper "disconnect" sound effect.

[@cranberry420]

3:40 gotta try that with the dog rescue center

[@alexw.7097]

I do actually have a volunteer shirt for a local rescue I did some work with, and they do have people volunteer to walk the dogs..... It's plausible

[@JasTheSass]

14:10 This might actually work with a bit of tweaking and under certain conditions. This will probably work better if you wear shoes that look more feminine and live alone, or with only people that only wear feminine style shoes. This also doesn’t really work if you live an apartment building. If you get two shoe racks and put “his” and “hers” signs above them, put all the feminine shoes on the “hers” sign and then get several huge pairs of shoes to go on the “his” side (cover them in dirt and mud first, to make it look like someone actually wears them). Maybe put some flannel jackets on the coat rack too. Get a lumberjack picture and hang it up on the wall. This will make it look like you’re married to or dating a super tall, buff, lumberjack guy.

[@squidcaps4308]

A common mistake about shiny metals is that they reflect heat away. When in fact a LOT of common metals we use are completely black if we look at them in the infrared range. Shiny metal in a sunlight: by default always think it is as hot as if it was painted black. Also.. not all black paints are black in infrared and some white paints are...

[@janemiettinen5176]

I have really big silver flower pendant, I learned not to take it with me to the beach anymore, it left a nice mark even. I totally expected to hear sizzling as it flung back to my skin, after horsing around in Thai beach. Learned the hard way, damn it stung!

[@rockybocci3547]

3:09 baffled by 5.85 gas. in michigan, it's high for us, at about 3.25. WHAT

[@DukeofGames50]

It's a month later and idk where you are specifically. But along the lake, West Michigan sits at about 3.60 right now. It's been bouncing a bunch though, usually lower for a bit, then back to 3.50-3.65 Also hi Michigander, Let's go Lions 🦁

[@Aeoneth007]

The number of fingers on the cop illustration at 21:16 is going to haunt me for a while 😂

[@genderflu1dwh0r17]

I genuinely love listening/watching these videos cause the click has such a good voice and attitude that I can just relax. These videos especially help me when drawing and whatnot.

[@arashimakoto3270]

1:14 it's basically the plot of Blue Exorcist (anime)movie but instead of just cringe memories the creature eats all upsetting/annoying memories (literally every single one of them) and the memory eater is just a small demon and its true form is a bunny and instead of a fluffy tail he has so-called "anxiety scribbles". And by the end of the movie it basically erases entire time he spent with the main character and humans which technically makes all the events non-canon but MC remembers it all and misses the creature because it was just like him, just a demon trying to live in peace with humans.

[@orionskittles]

27:13 can confirm, while I was in the hospital for a fractured leg and waiting for my surgery I was too busy panicking about the fact that I was having surgery to worry about the fact that my life is pointless and it'll probably never be fulfilling. If you have a problem just create a bigger one to worry about instead!! Plus I partially blamed my mom for it for making me and brother go on a bike ride on which he crashed into me and broke my leg!

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

When I was a teenager, my brother gave me a bunch of incense. I found out pretty quickly that it was cannibis scented. Plus, this was the late 90s, so the view on cannibis was a bit different in the U.S.

[@drewwallingsford6768]

2:00 nice mango physics

[@nathanj202]

21:54 _Yes_ I have seen every raccoon that tries to wash cotton candy look very stressed and depressed :(

[@madalice5134]

At my job, we got in big, soft Pokeball plushes, and the first thing I did when we unpacked them was throw one at my friends head and say "J, I choose you!" 😂

[@kaidiangelo2386]

you smell amazing/astounding - is the best complement I ever got after "oh you identify as a toster because I always wanted to take a bath with one" from my ex and it's concerning that these are the best two

[@BLEBBLEB]

I got the toaster one too...the guy was suuuper creepy

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

You are a wonderful person and it doesn't matter how good the compliments you receive are, as long as you always remember that fact.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

24:42 What about Colonel Sanders? He was already in his 50s when he got the brilliant idea to use herbs and spices to lure customers into a world of obesity and heart attacks.

[@notmaincharacter]

Fun fact: I lost my depression by imagining me beating up my depression EVERY SINGLE F***ING DAY

[@HeytrainPlays]

Hey click I usually don’t comment but i just want to thank you for your videos. I’ve had a really hard week and your reaction to the meme at 31:50 honestly made me laugh for the first time since a couple of days:) Please continue being you. I’ve honestly learned so much about life through your videos

[@xFaerieBonesx]

A life hack that’s actually kinda good is basically just rephrasing “it’s my first day” to “I’m still being trained” because that can go on for a few years depending on where you work :) not retail probably though..

[@hydrodemon939]

15:46 I was once at a family gathering and forgot my uncle’s name. Me - Um excuse me sir? Uncle Rick - you can call me uncle Rick I was 10 Never improved with names

[@Speed_311]

Fun animal facts: Penguins can fly, only after they devour the soul of a human sacrifice.

[@Yuruble]

18:40 - They don't remember, but it can affect them developmentally. Have cool textures & colors & patterns.

[@UnholyFox]

It's time to get the popcorn coz this shitty day just got a lot better

[@soulgazer11]

That jacket looks great on you, Mark! You're a real fashion icon ✨️

[@Timmix_]

The "Sorry First Day" Part, of the video at 12:00, is just The Click at the beginning of every Furry_IRL Video.. OwO

[@DukeofGames50]

😹

[@MegaloTnt]

32:41 We need more whispering click

[@maledictionwolf]

10:45 it's a copypasta, US gas pumps are pre-pay only. It is legitimately impossible to do this in the US, where the posters are*. The gas pump won't work until you either pay cash at the register or pay with a card at the pump (which processes a transaction for $50 immediately, then after you've pumped the gas it will correct the amount to reflect however much you actually paid). *location determined via currency used and first tweet's reference to US justice system.

[@tiffanyd269]

While I agree it's fake in some locations you can have them turn on the pumps for you and pay after- but only in small locations and to be equally fair they finally changed that rule earlier this year. (Now you have to leave your car keys or license for them to do it)

[@MadamFoogie]

4:41 LifeAdviceLamp actually has a pretty good idea there. I accidentally splashed bleach on my favorite navy blue sweatshirt recently, and the pattern could totally pass for a cluster of exotic islands. I've got cloth markers, so I'm gonna give it a try. I mean, I play TTRPG games, so no one would likely question it. If they ask, I'll just say it's from a cool campaign I was once a part of. The fun part is coming up with a clever punny name for the new fictional land masses.

[@Т1000-м1и]

32:48 is what draws you to the internet, then you can't leave because it's the only place with an atmosphere of something happening

[@gintarenorv905]

25:10 the musician thing in summer, you can make a frig ton of money if you go street performing during some festival where people just carry a buckload of cash at any given time or just super popular tourist locations that have outside marketplaces in the area, that is if there isnt a ban on such performances

[@almightyshippo1197]

I think one of the problems with remembering names is that people often introduce themselves name first, before you're fully 'checked-in' to the conversation and fully focused. Then, the name also gets buried by all the additional details they throw at you. I almost never have clear recollection of how someone introduced themselves to me, at least the first line or two they say. My brain seems to filter that as 'generic introduction'.

[@ozthebeeman]

13:29 idk about america but where i live they wont let you in without making sure you are actually a guest

[@WorldWeaver]

Whenever I get a stain on my shirt now, I'm gonna outline it, give it eyes, and give it a name like "Bob" or "Jeff". This is how you make friends. Legit, so many of these are just REALLY funny, exaggerated jokes. On occasion, there's one where people are just being awful, but most of them are just people making fun of the people being awful, and it's amazing XD

[@crimsondragon2677]

12:53 Something I learned in middle school: an unnerving amount of confidence can get you most places.

[@charimonfanboy]

Name thing is relatable, my best mate at uni, couple weeks after meeting him, had to write our names on a form, he asked me to write his, I had to admit that I didn't know it. And this was my best mate, the guy I sat next to every lecture, the guy I studied with, the guy I got drunk next to. The guy I once carried back to dorms after he passed out drunk admittedly, not his dorms - a random dorms, realised his key didn't work for his room number, stole a wheelbarrow because he was getting heavy and rolled him to my dorms.

[@camppillow]

2:05 NOOO MANGOOOOOOOOO

[@Morana-mori]

1:38 sin-eater is just Jesus with an appetite and I love it

[@KanikDope]

23:48 actually, colored sticky notes taste very chemically. except for the bright or pale yellow ones

[@darcy6698]

☝️🤓

[@HoneyKitten1832]

Fun fact: the fear of needles is called trypanophobia

[@DruggiePlays]

Click is so wholesome it gave the energy to do the dishes ❤

[@ShayneReigns]

I've been battling postpartum depression and your videos genuinely made me laugh today. Thank you ❤❤

[@charadreamuur7229]

You got this Mama,we’re proud of you!