HOW TO SALT - cooking basics part 3

[@j2005a]

Man, his accent is so strong, the automatic subtitles are in Russian.

[@flaming0sniper0]

it actually is, that's hilarious

[@acidix_games]

Thank you for this bit of information, I have no idea what to do with it, but it is important.

[@robotdude2670]

His accent is so strong that i got the first russian ad in my youtube on my whole life

[@malokeytheallaround]

@RobotDude I think that’s happened to me before too

[@rocknrogan]

Really? I just checked. It’s absolutely true!

[@АлинаРыжова-с6ь]

It's suprising that whenever boris moves to another country, Vadim always manages to follow him and get the neighbouring apartment.

[@kotikvtanke2349]

he is just that much of a mudak.

[@KitsuneHB]

He IS Vadim! Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Check out his Dry Bread Video. :D

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

Vadim is not just one person. Any noisy neighbour is Vadim. Vadim is a state of mind, blyat!

[@footie1002]

@@jarekwrzosek2048 vadim is an ideology: the idea of being a noisy asshole, the literal equivalent of modern Nazis, and quite possibly, refers to any Western spies in general

[@jozseftoth9368]

He is haunting him. A fckin wraith

[@uamee]

How to use salt, aka how to spike your blood pressure xaxa! Same effect as Boris upload! Excellent every time

[@RNKel1]

Eyy uamee

[@master_of_blinchiki]

Zdrastye uamee

[@rok2383]

Hey Uamee, I was thinking of using your music for some videos. Is that ok?

[@ricoschneider4412]

You could also use some of youre first kampot where you used salt instead of sugggggar

[@muhdzafri7551]

@@rok2383 From uamee’s about section on his channel page: *Description* HARDBASS MUSIC STRAIGHT OUT OF A SQUATVIA! Want to use my hardbass in the background of your original youtube video? No problem! Just leave link to the hardbass song you use in the description. Direct re-uploads of my music/videos/work are not allowed. Music has to be used as background part of original content. For licensing in games, ads, movies etc. please contact the email below.

[@kilo3989]

"What is this, chemistry lesson, Boris?" "YES IT IS! Now quiet in the back!" That made me laugh a lot harder than it should have XD

[@benz.8787]

For more slav taste you need to add more bayleaf.. baylea.. bayla.. BAYLAT BLYAT

[@benz.8787]

I dont speak russian 😉

[@qatralnadamahmood3678]

Slav cooking rules: 1. No western ingredients 2. Use boris as guide 3. Give 50% to comrade kat

[@anbthree786]

You forgot bay leaf

[@The_Top_Striker]

Zè ✨Bay Leaf✨

[@nemostakan8386]

2.5 adopt a cat :D

[@Thesovietshitposter]

5: play Russian hard bass while making 6: be cheeki breeki

[@GrimnirReaper]

Cooking channels: "Let me show you how to prepare this easy and affordable dish which will cost you 40 bucks and take 3 hours to prepare." Boris: "SALT!"

[@ed_lifts]

'Easy and affordable £40 meal' Yeah if you want to waste nearly 5 hours of work (on current UK minimum wage)

[@firenter]

And BAY LEAF!!!

[@Hagunemnon]

Yessssss, that bugs me more than anything! $40 for a meal ain't affordable unless you're feeding a LOT of people or want to have a tonne of leftovers. I don't mind putting the work in to make things that taste good, but when Gordon Ramsay says a dish that contains friggin fresh-caught crab or a dozen ingredients you've never even heard of is somehow "affordable," my only reaction is "yeah, because you're a millionaire, you corrugated English prick!"

[@controlador_oficial]

@@firenter OR MAYBE TWO!

[@fishyc43sar]

Here in India, you can get a whole big meal for ₹40. $40 can get get you a whole lot. Assuming you don't care "that much" about the quality.

[@ivanthesmash4642]

"Nothing can ruin this day, when there is warm food and roof over my head" That's something to live by

[@Whammytap]

Try reading "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch" by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn. For me it was a life-changing experience. I haven't had a bad day since. If Ivan can be happy and have a good day in the gulag, then what the heck do I have to complain about? ;)

[@aga_100kr]

Portuguese women that are 50 yo or older at Christmas dinner: "We use the water we used to wash the salt-dried cod fish as the seasoning for the potatoes, the cabbages, the asparagus (or wtf this google's translation is) and everything else. The end result: My uncle moved to Hospital like Boris did to Estonia because of cholesterol levels higher than 350 mg/dL

[@chernyykot2687]

My bad, Hope your uncle is ok bro (is boris also rushed to hospital bcs of cholesterol?)

[@aga_100kr]

@NASAHeadquarters better than never! he is from another generation, he can stand that. But if i had such cholesterol levels... i don't even want to think about it

[@aga_100kr]

​@@chernyykot2687 Boris is careful with salt, and he did move to hospital some time ago (remember when he started to animate?). But i will not say that it was because of salt, there is to much things that are warmful to people in this world

[@chernyykot2687]

@@aga_100kr ah, i see, thanks for the Info and have a great day!

[@davidlingenfelter4419]

Mmm bacalhau!!

[@YandiBanyu]

I love that as Boris no longer tied to youtube revenue for a living, he now could make whatever he wants whenever he wants. Love it!

[@zyriantel9601]

He already sounds so much more enthusiastic, too, it's really refreshing to see him enjoying his video work again

[@tew4477]

Wait what happened?

[@Crimsin19937]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Introduce the BAY LEAF! or maybe two! Add pepper. Black, ground. Mix it around! Don't be debil. Save your meal! Follow Boris for the Slav bod! And as always, Igor is Urod!

[@user-lc5bu9bm7v]

Shouldnt that be "Vadim is urod"?

[@Crimsin19937]

@@user-lc5bu9bm7v no, cause boris never said that, to my knowledge. "Igor is urod" was a thing way back in the old videos

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

Roses are red, Birds fly free, What does uncooked potato say? "IDI NAHUI!!!"

[@chuuves-5413]

Ah. Another life of boris episode. Life is good, comrade.

[@samidgaming9633]

What a great day

[@samrobacker346]

Life Is educational

[@noteblock5133]

Boris throwing the vegan mayonez is probably the best thing i have seen today

[@andriealinsangao613]

Yes, so satisfying!

[@geoffrey111995]

Fake mayonez

[@TheCotzi]

how can someone be so ignorant whats with people who cant eat egg? Its not only for vegan People

[@popcorn_ceiling8798]

@@TheCotzi It's a gag, calm down

[@DebilNo4Mk1]

@@TheCotzi That's not mayonnaise, that's garbage

[@codyraby2193]

My wife has been making olivya for several years, she got the recipe from a kind Slavic woman she worked with at one point. Recently saw your tip on crumbling the boiled eggs instead of cutting them. She finished her last batch, mixed it up and took a bite. With amazement in her eyes she looked at me and said that I needed to tell Boris that she could give you a hug. Saved her twenty minutes. Thank you, Boris!

[@armin3419]

Nice, in which video did he do that?

[@codyraby2193]

The Russian potato salad

[@armin3419]

@@codyraby2193 thanks

[@Killer36661]

Boris: *Move a long distance* Vadim: *Still next door*

[@malokeytheallaround]

*confused Slav screaming*

[@zyriantel9601]

Their dedication to being horrible neighbors is admirable, if a bit concerning

[@hectorryan7591]

Plot Twist: VADIM HAS CLONES BLYAT

[@topdrives538]

I think they move together because of money reasons... It is easier to pay everything when there is more than one person, one person may get ill, injured, lose a job(I don't think this would be a problem with programming though) and without monthly pay, your bills are getting delayed, you get into a debt and it is a snowball that is hard to break... So moving not alone (especially into another country) is much better choice

[@GraveDigger388]

SCP-69420 "Vadim" Classification: UROD Description: SCP-69420 "Vadim" is an anomalous humanoid originated from Easter Europe. It appears to always follow a particular human male subject named [REDACTED] as his neighbor, regardless the distance. It then will proceed to inflict inconvenience towards the human subject. The inconvenience will range from drilling holes at 3 in the morning, to stealing his Mayonez.

[@RubenALopes]

You can imediately tell that Boris just moved in because he gets the pelmeni out of water with a spoon... Where's the pelmeninator blyat? 😂

[@Dai313031]

VADIM¡¡¡¡

[@-skullink-5152]

"Don't be debil Save your meal" -Boris 2021

[@Obsidian72]

3:17 Cant believe Vadim followed Boris all the way to Estonia.

[@aga_100kr]

he followed Boris' fridge comrade

[@Torgo1969]

Western Spy Kolya is watching the Boris and helping Vadim blyat.

[@laurabeane8862]

I'm sure if Vadim wanted to follow Boris to the ends of the Earth, he would. Vindictive people are like that 😑

[@mirinastrendon625]

"I might be in strange new land, but Boris, Boris never change" is honestly quite comforting lol

[@manuharter6382]

Boris always say, they are not cooking for the tsar... But no one asks if the tsar is not starving in basement

[@HomophobeWolf]

What are you talking about comrade? Boris is the tsar himself!

[@sun_geography]

LMAO

[@zj871023]

@@HomophobeWolf being a comrade, dont you have to.. you know... throw him into gulag?

[@tobik1497]

Já jsem Čech

[@srinjoyghose]

Is he starving? Very sad, let me call the cheka to put him out of his misery.

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

The grater segment genuinely blew my mind. I knew you could grate things besides cheese, I knew it wasn’t illegal. Still the thought never crossed my mind to use it the way you did.

[@cheesedood5313]

I go to a culinary school, and this man is a genius when it comes to cooking!

[@hanssmidt12]

Yes it is and he cooks better than all People i know

[@DirkTheDaringDnD]

Another cooking video for Boris, keeping me alive in the cold months of winter during college. It’s always a pleasure seeing his upload notification.

[@danofort]

Will the Smol Boris ever be offered again? My daughter wants to build an army of them.

[@timotius_sdv]

Noice

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

If not, I would be happy if Boris would offer the instructions for making our own. I "could" force myself to learn crochet (but knitting still rules). 😁😁

[@jums8224]

I noticed something in life I always have my good moments in life when Boris is making videos.

[@gustavomonne2860]

I know I'm not as good as Boris at cooking, but I am as good as him at spilling shit and hurting myself and saying BLYAAAAAAT BTW Boris your videos make me happy in a way almost nothing else does! Thank you comrade and good luck in Tallinn!

[@laurabeane8862]

Ah, that's how you know the meal was cooked with "love" 💕

[@gustavomonne2860]

@@laurabeane8862 I mean, love hurts right?

[@qatralnadamahmood3678]

Who said he lives in talinn?

[@gustavomonne2860]

@@qatralnadamahmood3678 He said in his other video "Where is Boris?" that he was moving to Tallinn because of his new job

[@pitsahat2]

Cooking lesson with Boris: "Chernobyl was not a nuclear explosion. It was instead a pressure explosion [...]"

[@WalterFabian]

Indeed!

[@Jeff.78]

Yes, basically a nuclear powered pressure cooker and not a bomb.

[@babyjiren9676]

Ah yes, sinep, a Boris classic.

[@heliveruscalion9124]

qɘniƨ

[@cosmicboi1650]

Don't you mean PEN- Jk jk

[@mikkodarobloxian6316]

5:31 Chernobyl was not a nuclear explosion. It was instead a pressure explosion as the pressure inside built up to 100X the normal operating level. And then boom. Reactor lid blew off.

[@chernyykot2687]

My mom often make a Jamu (an indonesian traditional medicine drink) or let's just say every drink made with plants or spices like ginger, BAY LEAF, cinnamon or any like that that can cure some illnesses called jamu Almost everyday she makes jamu out of BAY LEAVES, yes, bay leaf, and with some other spice, it really cures her illness, She gets better and better by the time because of the BAY LEAF

[@thanks3150]

his enthusiasm is back, relying on youtube for money was the problem. happy to see you back

[@utkarshchoudhary3870]

Boris: He he, time to make another video about Salt and cooking. This sub: *Ho ho ,quality content blin*

[@Th3Bishop3]

This sub? We arent on reddit cyka.

[@utkarshchoudhary3870]

@@Th3Bishop3 blin...

[@nathanieltoo]

Boris, your videos make me happy. Seeing one only days after breaking my ankles. It warms the soul and is kick starting the healing process. Thank you

[@icecream-soup]

If you are extra sensitive to the heat and the blowing method doesn't feel right for you, there is an alternative. Use a wooden spoon with a long handle. Not only will your hand avoid the steam, but the spoon will not heat up and burn your hand, so you can stir for longer.

[@jeancanestri5572]

When Boris moves he carries a bag full of bay leaves for basic cooking.

[@zaciano64]

Boris: * uploads * Me: GOTTA WATCH IT BLYAT

[@cristianorossi6971]

Hey Boris,I just remembered that we in Italy have the bay leaf liquor. It is fantastic and super easy to make. Just mix 90% alcool with the bay leaves, wait 2 weeks and then add water and sugar to reach about 40% alchol. Trust me, it is majestic.

[@theKobus]

Oh damn. Another amaro to try

[@Someonethedoofus]

3:30 - 3:39 why did this clip make me laugh. He seemed like he was in genuine pain. Also this is the first video of Boris I have seen where hes shown proper pain.

[@Aldourien]

I think you have a bigger problem than Vadim being an enemy when he can find you after moving and move himself next door.

[@daniperez8074]

Man i haven't stopped lusting after that salt chair. I wish Boris would sell it in his store. The salt chair is so cute!

[@reeizz114]

not just "Something" to learn about but it already contains A LOT of precious information,thanks Boris

[@Kacey.C123]

My life is now enjoyable because Boris posted

[@TheFaroe]

A lovely and lighthearted way to start my day. Thanks Boris.

[@O0O0O0OO00-C]

Ah yes ultimate guide for college students

[@sporezo]

You and your enormous bag of bay leaves never fails no make me laugh, I love that you are so dedicated to deliciousness that you've been bringing it with you everywhere you move!

[@tylerkiernan8818]

I always love kickin back an watching a life of Boris video

[@SereF99102]

Let's appreciate that we are watching Boris cooking his lunch for work

[@Frogger]

Boris is back in his old glory! Nothing like cooking videos with the Slav King

[@justinjenkins2946]

Damn it felt so good to have some Boris in my life today. Thank you Boris.

[@Thors.hammer69420]

3:34 the cut off scream of aboslute pain. Hahaha.(scream at start of the time, click it alot to hear him scream many times)

[@duoname3]

Man willing to burn a whole new pot just to demonstration, respect Boris.

[@MATFarm22]

How to salt: Step 1: Buy salt Step 2: Fill up the salter Step 3: Salt your food Step 4: Say Cheeki Breeki Step 5: Profit!

[@UltimaDoge]

I started to watch boris‘ live delightening videos like two or three years ago (maybe even more? Idk blin!) and planted a Bayleaf plant in my garden. It grow to majestic measure and now I have nearly unlimited Bayleaf power!!! Also I learned to make Pelmini from him and make them on a regular basis. Thanks for that Slav King 🤴

[@DA28007]

"Boris never change" Well, the intro explain everything

[@morganakira2045]

This channel never fails to make me hungry.

[@Froffy_]

6:05 Throwback to old video

[@blehman5574]

I love this man and his videos so much nothing can compare to the joy of another cooking tutorial being uploaded

[@-Raylight]

0:52 10/10 -Slavs- Joke lol Let me guess, there's no such thing as too many -salt- of everything for Boris? 😂 1:59 Oh no, vegan... Mayo? We need flamer comrade... The *HEAVY* flamer cause this Heresy

[@hungryfareasternslav1823]

Vegan mayonnaise is blasphemy! Anyone who makes vegan mayonnaise must be sent to gulag.

[@DarkElfDiva]

Boris' cooking videos have saved my life more than once. Specifically, twice.

[@emdoubleyew3788]

Hope your new place brings you happiness and inspiration and not being tied down by the revenue gods allows you to create all types of content you wish!

[@matthieuvilleneuve9101]

Watching the video while enjoying a tall glass of Kvass Taras. Slav heaven!

[@agentbl0x644]

Now I can handle the salt I get when playing CSGO

[@phi_deltaeffect]

From Sinep to Screaming Potato, this video contains all the Boris classics

[@Uaarkson]

0:52 😂😂😂

[@FarhadHakimov]

5:30 thanks for the history lesson, Comrade Boris

[@shitpostingsandwhich]

Boris how does it feel to be back in Estonia? Ps I can't wait to leave a plate of burnt pasta on my neighbor's doorstep

[@gregorysember2164]

This was gold. So happy to see your vid Boris!

[@FS--ew3se]

Salt where cat

[@dsg4500]

Gg you're first

[@FS--ew3se]

@@dsg4500 yay

[@kiwirar5885]

Impressive how Vadim always manages to be Boris' neighbor anywhere he goes.

[@gombka1144]

In every flat there is at least one vadim

[@zombieattacker5221]

Comrade boris came back the day I got my first piece of Adidas clothing. It must be a Slavic sign.

[@Astros477]

I was just re-watching your videos for recipes. The true slave king always delivers. Thanks Boris.

[@ThePerkins100]

As allways Boris does it again!! Entertainment, Slav style. Love the spoon extension.. 😂 Boris for president!

[@erikhawkke4861]

Fiendish Vadim! Even following Boris to another country to drill on the walls!

[@Blitzkrieg-1941-]

"Vodka for lunch and squats for dinner!"

[@CapitanBreakfast]

Thank you for continuing to make our days better with your content, especially now that I realise that this occupation does not meet your income needs, to put it nicely. Keep up the good work and chiki briki!

[@thekentuckyrifleman]

Been waiting for another video and again you do not disappoint

[@Handle474]

That "Ooh." moment had to be rewatched so many times. It's so rare to hear the creep of surprise in Boris' voice.

[@GadgetSteelmare]

You posted this a day before my birthday, so it was a nice early birthday present of sorts. I definitely got a few smiles out of it, and I'll certainly be looking at my graters in a different light now. As a side note, do you have any slavic dishes that use apples? I live in New York in the USA, which is kind of famous for the countless apple orchards we have here. It might be nice to put some of those apples to use making a slavic dish. Glad to see you're settling into your new place! Good luck at your new job!

[@jonathanwells223]

It will never cease to amaze me how far you will go to carry out a comedic bit

[@alexstar55]

Boris !!! Is good to see you my friend. Keep up the good work.

[@simonbayart3764]

Aaaaaaaaaah yes. He's back ! I can really hear it in your voice and laugh how much more you enjoy it making videos now. Going back to regular work was a good idea after all. Press F to pay respect

[@jenneremue2871]

Good to see you all settled in boris! Enjoy your new job!

[@Napalmnate]

KOMPOT IS LIFE!!! I have made it twice so far and it is soooo good. Thanks Boris!

[@malokeytheallaround]

Good morning, Boris... what a nice thing to wake up to! I have been entertained.

[@May825]

Thank you for continuing to make videos Boris :) I hope your new job is going well.

[@AnthonyCole15]

"You just have to salt the sack" As if NNN was not already enough, its time to take it to an another level.

[@maciejbowlosy]

Genuine tip: you can put half a bay leaf in your black tea, it makes it taste real nice and unique!

[@lazarusrat6159]

Boris. Boris. My Babushka has been gone for many years but I think she would come back to haunt me if I didn't have wooden spoons for stirring hot pots on the stove.

[@kingpvz]

It's so sad youtube is not recommending boris' videos more cuz they are pure gold

[@cjthegood]

As always, the Boris made me smile!

[@harry3338]

I already knew most of these but how Boris explains it NOW THAT IsON ANOTHER LEVEL. Thank you!

[@dankelteufel193]

The blowing to avoid hot steam thing is GENIUS how did I not think of this before???

[@anonymousart22]

Thanks boris because in all honesty these cooking basic do help

[@poposterous236]

I like how Boris is uploading more now that he has less free time.

[@v.o.7011]

Seeing Boris cooking video always makes me happy :)

[@JaRbP]

If you get the the whole cooked potato reference you're afucking veteran

[@KrivTheBard]

Honestly grating an entire potato breakfast like that is genius Only one pan and the grater to clean, cooks in minutes, you could add whatever you want into it - I'll have to try it out!

[@nisaame]

It's a good day when Boris upload a new video. Hi Boris!!!! My tiredness is practically almost gone now

[@agresivelyslav7679]

title: how to salt boris: *causally makes bayleaf kompot*

[@MazzaAzi]

Boris out-of-context quote of the....till next video дебил: "...You just need to salt the sack." Slav King Boris, doing something sack related in Estonia~ November 2021

[@pedrohenriqueteixeirafranc8911]

"one egg away from potato pancake" is the funiest thing i ever heard btw it tasted great, thank you boris

[@1984potionlover]

I'm sure everybody who reads your comment will "hear" Boris saying it too :). A Boris "mental sound byte" ;) :)