Like Flies On What? Stephen Colbert Goes LIVE After The Pence-Harris VP Debate

[@devinleslie]

My thanks to the fly, for showing us all that what really brings America together is the deeply stupid and the very useless. And we love that.

[@ThePauprinceaz09]

Mike Pence is LORD OF THE FLIES Wait ... FLIES TO SHIT Wait ... FLIES ON A WALL Wait ... SHEW FLY SHEW Wait ... THE FLY & THE FLY 2 Wait ... FLY FLYYY (Austin powers) Wait ... BIBLICALLY the fly is a sign of disgust evil & foul play ...

[@sophywilliams588]

L1a!a

[@gdggini2071]

That how trump got there

[@devinleslie]

@Buffy The Nazi Slayer That's a good point

[@NewMessage]

The fly did leave eventually... proving that even flies can only take so much BS.

[@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250]

underrated thus far

[@martakelly2030]

That is a great observation, well put.😂😂😂

[@centerforheartconsciousliv9154]

LOL

[@patricialopez-wd1xe]

New Message, Pence like Trump is very rude to interrupt Kamala all the time. Disgusting creatures.

[@FLAMENCODELACOSTA]

Good one!!!

[@racquet4life190]

That fly is going to have to answer to Mother.

[@toadjiang7626]

And god forbid if that fly was a male.

[@francescaa8331]

Haha

[@sallyintucson]

😱

[@erb082580]

😆😆😆😆😆👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@garymingy8671]

The fly has voted ,

[@lilmissness]

A friend of mine on fab said “if that fly laid eggs on his head, he better carry them to term” LOL

[@teacfan1080]

So, that's where MAGATS come from!

[@CloudsGirl7]

I literally laughed out loud. Bravo to your friend, but I think a tapeworm or tumor would be a more equal scenario. 😈 Carry it to term, spoiled vanilla milkshake.

[@deadtigerworld]

Friend of mine was was saying if SNL do a little skit on the VP debate they should get Jeff Goldblum to play the fly! 🤣

[@johnadams8127]

omg exposed... kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGLdkmqDh8aobrs so sad...

[@CasualGamerGameplay]

I'd watch that

[@teresitauy5532]

Lol...

[@MannFace51]

.....well there it is.

[@trnharris]

🤣🤣🤣😝🤣😝🤣😝🤣

[@perryf.5844]

If that fly wasn’t symbolic of him and his administration being full of crap I don’t know what is

[@bubbkiss6485]

Love the meme showing RBG, in full gowns, saying "I sent the fly"!!! Loved it and don't doubt it for a minute.

[@perryf.5844]

Norman S I’m sorry but no one cares about your twisted propaganda here Norman. Please get lost sir 👏🏼 lol

[@aprilrain1211]

🤣👍

[@fribergjonas]

Who else misses Jons "ding" on the piano when Stephen puts something down off camera?

[@kamimcmanus508]

I miss the real show. So much.

[@ToddSocks]

jesse husky the cyberpup it’s live

[@renemauricePereira]

Oh lord yesssss!!!!!

[@garymingy8671]

Jon needs his own show , drummer as a side kick ,. Whoa- oh ! ..truck drummer drives Jon shot gun , 3-4 guests in the sleeper...band in a shipping crate , follow the surf!

[@mjefferson3223]

I do

[@Bootsy2517]

A fly knows a piece of crap when he sees it.

[@mainheim2061]

Have you seen these clips of Joe Biden he is much worse. no fly would want to sit on top of his head. These are the pg ones kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHLcnouifLijorc and this clip there is a scene that is more sickening kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6uvm2muqZJ_idE

[@tylerwinkler8590]

Thank you Stephen. You and Jon Oliver have definitely helped take the edge off the last 4 years

[@ShaunaAllen-qn6lt]

And Seth too.

[@ricklee6196]

I'm surprised Pence let her talk at all. He's not accustomed to letting a woman finish.

[@susanjamison3382]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amit_patel654]

Damn! LMAO!

[@shards0fwords]

Booyakasha 😂

[@Sig2423]

Dirty

[@BabysitterSky]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@edvaira6891]

Shouldn’t Pence have turned into a pillar of salt right after the “”From the first day, Pres Trump put the health of all Americans front and center” comment?!!

[@falcovg2]

You only turn into a pillar of salt if you look back when god is committing genocide.

[@ericc.sabadin4513]

Trump annointed Pence Americas Czar Against COVID-19 ... How did THAT work out? It's sad... Taiwan had less than 25 Deaths in the WHOLE Country and The White House INFECTED 23 of their "OWN" , with 211,000 DEAD Americans.... MURDEROUS!!!

[@TheTrueAnswer]

Shouldn't Kamala turn into a pillar of salt, after you know denying calling Biden a racist during this very election cycle? Go back and watch the primary debates from last year (but I guess no one can remember past the last eight months), because she sure didn't seem to like Biden then.

[@Skyprince27]

For me, the pillar of salt moment is when Pence said there’s no systemic racism in the USA.

[@TheTrueAnswer]

@@Skyprince27 right... as he looks to a black woman across the stage. Get real bud, if there really was systematic racism, she wouldn't be allowed in the same building as the whitest man on the planet.

[@jcbenson739]

Colbert: "The fly has a longer attention span than the President of the United states " 🤣

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned Americans who appreciate 90s music would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY by the Verve and "1979" by the Smashing Pumpkins on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the most iconic standards of the mid-late 90s period. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.

[@tonibutts8828]

That's freakin funny!!!!

[@janetbrown8639]

So true!!!! ROLF

[@mariatorres5563]

Nailed it!!

[@michaeld9682]

And Trump has twice the attention span of Joe kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKCbqaSeo6qIlbM

[@obsidiana07]

When will they get Samuel L. Jackson to moderate these things?

[@rudy103069]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5LOmYWMl6mdsKc

[@rudy103069]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYGakHt7friZnc0

[@XanonymousX5150]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍YES!!!!! HE WOULD BE PERFECT👍

[@RansomeStoddard]

"You had your time. Now you need to shut the **** up!"

[@tommyt1971]

I want Henry Rollins!!

[@nicotorio8627]

Goodness, Harris must be so frustrated engaging with such a rambling, lightweight bore. No wonder the fly nodded off.

[@bobbyk1023]

Stephen just helps me survive this era in our history

[@TimothyChenAllen]

It's adorable when you hear Stephen's wife giggling in the background

[@geraldmartin3686]

Yes!👍

[@JMARTIN1947]

She's laughing at his ears

[@angelmarie6982]

Says a lot about their marital relationship. A wife easily entertained by hubby is a happily married wifey, (especially, if it's her own hubby giving her giggles, lol). But, seriously, it's so refreshing to hear her laughing. The fact that she is even watching him do the show is sweet. Also, love it when their kids are there, too. I've always said, two things that will win my love...1) make me a cup of my favorite tea and 2) make me laugh...marital bliss...😍😊😂🌺💯🍾

[@mariatorres5563]

I also enjoy that slot,I think she's such a beautiful lady, great wife,& love her laughter, she's amazing

[@ashb7]

It's interesting how wholesome it can be to watch most people interacting with their family, not just Stephen, but watching the President interact with literally any of his family members is enough to give a healthy person depression.

[@casbot71]

The fly was there for two minutes… So it knew how to obey the debate rules better than Pence.

[@WorldOfARandomVegan]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@watcherenjoyer123]

😂

[@reedwalker2947]

And Harris didn’t go over 2 minutes? They both did, 2 minutes is too short for anyone. It should be 3-4 uninterrupted

[@kenbrown2808]

it was stuck to his brylcreem

[@nemos2012]

😂🤣 omg you got me in stitches 😂🤣

[@thealaskapirate]

THEY NEED TO USE SHOCK COLLARS AT THESE DEBATES

[@april4769]

I would pay for that!! Lmao 🤣

[@deniser3467]

I totally agree!!

[@phoebearmstrong9804]

Bwahahaha👍

[@samasonedderman]

How much, I live on London. Do you take PayPal?!😂😂. Stella

[@matthewkoch6937]

Or gavels. "Your time is up-just let me say this" SLAM-SLAM-SLAM.

[@alexcarter8807]

Fly thought Pency was dead, flies never settle that long on anything living.

[@karenl7786]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carlthiele6213]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HE LOOKS DEAD and TALKS LIKE he's dead ! NO UPS DOWNS AND FLYS ALSO LIKE THINGS THAT STINK !

[@truthalltheway6791]

🤣🤣

[@northwesttravels7234]

Santa Clarita Diet perhaps?

[@aldovera3789]

Flys love piles of shit, they stick around them.

[@isabellezablocki7447]

" He is so full of crap, he 's attracting flies". I love that. That's exactly what I thought.

[@mainheim2061]

No fly woud want to sit on Biden, he is too creepy. PG compilation kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHLcnouifLijorc This one is sickening kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6uvm2muqZJ_idE

[@airlinena]

FLIES & LIES 2020

[@infallibleblue]

Bahaha

[@brianvega4771]

Good one

[@kenpudsey6435]

Very Witty😂

[@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250]

flies, lies and BYE BYES 2020

[@mjefferson3223]

We found trump’s slogan

[@NeuroticNightmares07]

Who's looking forward to Jeff Goldblum playing the fly on SNL

[@blackbuddhaPA]

Maybe Gina Davis will make a cameo appearance! 😄😄 where’s Gina Davis anyway???

[@WorldOfARandomVegan]

Yesssssssssss!

[@WorldOfARandomVegan]

@Martin Van Lent Absolutely!

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

@@blackbuddhaPA 😑 who cares, she's OLD

[@cravarc]

Genius.

[@buch1224]

The fly was female and now Mother wants a divorce.

[@geraldmartin3686]

😂😂😂

[@winterbeaches]

Trump told Pence to offer the fly $130k.

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Actually it has been reported that the fly was a male. Pence now wants it to go through conversion therapy.

[@kiwidreams3]

Ashcool yeah and he asked mother if Jared can go with him😇😇😇😇😇

[@toadjiang7626]

Much better if the fly was a male, just imagine how hard Mike Pence would be praying right now to get rid of his inner gayness.

[@Artar35]

“I have a black friend, by which I mean this fly on my head” I’m dead 😂

[@mainheim2061]

Joe Biden has a very racist past, he was friends with senators that were in the kkk. He opposed integration of black kids into white schools in the 70's. He said he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle. He created the 94 crime bill. Responsible for generations people of color being locked up. He called black people super predators when promoting the bill. Here is a compilation of racist things he said about blacks kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5fNq4SujpJ9l8k He doesn't respect black people but if you don't vote for him. You ain't black.

[@nandibrown1857]

@@mainheim2061 0000000

[@ismaeltadeo1903]

InstaBlaster

[@lilivonshtup3808]

Understandably, the fly mistook Pence for a cadaver.

[@alanrose5959]

I guess you've never had a fly land on you?

[@thequake180]

can you blame the fly? lol

[@samasonedderman]

Not nice!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Stella

[@honeyblue2902]

No mistake there.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

But how could it tell?

[@Mike-wb9pb]

The fly was trying to get out the message. “ Flush the turd November 3.”

[@ericc.sabadin4513]

Who wants to pick the guy with flies landing on his head?

[@WorldOfARandomVegan]

Love it!!

[@sandras7029]

Turn off his mic when he doesn't follow the rules!!!!!!!!!!!

[@atpnguyen1442]

Proverb, “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite.”

[@Cornbreadfed82]

@Alex Capwell No. It's regarding that White Supremacist Mike Pence.

[@elbarjones4812]

@Alex Capwell The fly on Pence's head

[@paradisepipeco]

@Alex Capwell *_You know that sniffing bicycle seats only leads to more voices in your head. Now relax, the restraints are for your own protection. Help is on the way. And the Dufus Parade called, they miss you ever so much, and they are lost without their leader. Maybe you can rejoin them after a few more shock treatments. Now drink your Clorox and Coke like a good girl._*

[@paradisepipeco]

@Barack Oh Bummer _Mama told you to stop eating out of the kitty litter box or the delusions won't stop. Besides, you're scaring the cat & you'll spoil your dinner. Now put your pants on, put the lampshade back on your head, come in the house & get back in your cage like a good girl. We checked; Joe & Kamala aren't hiding under your bed awaiting the veil of darkness to feast on your rancid flesh. They're in the closet. G'nite._

[@maijaliepa119]

Barack Oh Bummer 💙🙏💙MAYBE- if so- when they got out they could go home to mama.Separated/Stolen Children from their Families Who Were Seeking Legal Asylum.No One knows where Many of Them R Now💙🗽💙Melania/Husband I Really Dont Care-Do You?💙🗽💙YES I DO💙🦅💙😷

[@joshDammmit]

Bernie had an adorable little songbird flutter to his side, and pence had a shiteating fly land on his head.

[@carolynwestlake7670]

Good versus evil

[@Markusewitz]

Karma...

[@christinebuckingham8369]

👍💯💥💥💥

[@Mom_sBasement]

Both were signs from God.

[@williamsutter8047]

Might not want to gloss over that 60million Americans infected with Swine flu thing Colbert, you know during the Obama/Biden administration... Corona virus is even more infectious, and contagious. What about 2.2 million people would be dead by now if that many Americans had Corona? little over 7 million infected with Corona under Trump, over 60 million with swine under Obama/Biden... Look it up. Google it. But you know what? A fly landed on Pence for two full minutes. Lets focus on that. Colbert really respects your intelligence doesn't he?

[@backpacker3421]

"We don't want to go back through a lot of old records" from you know, like a few weeks ago... because those records might show things that we don't want to know... and more importantly we don't want YOU to know.

[@olivekatz9139]

More avoidance. Something fishy again If Trump is tested daily, as he said, a positive test should be on official record. Seems like another cover-up

[@16ellenc]

It's the only way to contact trace, so that tells us they have no intention of contact tracing.

[@jetsamperes5762]

@@16ellenc they have no intention of contact tracing because they know he hasn't been tested in months if ever. They went with the 'test everyone that comes near him so he doesn't have to be tested - but he's careless and lazy and so so blessed.

[@dottypowers1653]

Just like his taxes!

[@SusiBiker]

Lord of the Flies. The Devil himself.

[@andieisabella]

It laid it's eggs. Eventually, they will find the maggots eating the rot.

[@paullcardona7912]

Ggggggggg:g:gg:gg:ggggg:ggg:ggg:ggggg:g:gggg:g:ggg:ggg

[@ekdaufin1485]

🤣

[@Annie-iq3hd]

I can’t believe that being called “liberal” is so scary to Americans. 🙄

[@fnq-8890]

Anne Wardle Trump sold it as bad, so to them it’s bad .. even if they don’t know the meaning .. their world is Woody World.

[@MarrowEternal]

Conservative talk radio has used it as a derogatory term for at least 30 years.

[@geraldmartin3686]

@@MarrowEternal exactly!

[@BoojumFed]

@@fnq-8890 Trump did nothing of the sort; That's the result of _decades_ of right-wing outrage media destroying the American population's capacity to distinguish between reality and their own beliefs. Don't give Trumplethinskin credit for Limbaugh's, O'Reilly's, Beck's, McConnell's, et. al.'s hard work...

[@dielaughing73]

@@MarrowEternal as have leftists

[@bone1on1]

That fly is now in Walter Reed hospital in quarantine

[@rudy103069]

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[@rudy103069]

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[@notsure1969]

@@rudy103069 Get a life.

[@quietstorm8100]

Stopppp itttt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FUB654]

😂

[@AmusementLabs]

Yay! Monologue time! What a night. What a night for flies!

[@Frnclar]

The fly was stuck to all the hairspray on Pence's hair.

[@johnnylarue6016]

“He’s so full of crap, he’s attracting flies” “that fly has the attention span longer than the (#POSnotPOTUS)” - golden, Stephen. Golden!

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

@Judy DeBonis🖒 Exactly

[@VanessaHolguin]

Well considering Obama had at *least* 3 instances of flies landing on him, I'd choose your words more carefully libs~

[@lindsey7951]

@@VanessaHolguin Why do you people think that because we dont like trump or pence we must love obama? Close minded

[@PostiveProse]

@@VanessaHolguin A few others too. But at least they realized the flies were there. Pence did not seemed bothered at all.

[@VanessaHolguin]

@@lindsey7951 Cool... glad to see you think Obama was shit too... 3x more than Pence if fly landings are a barometer of such things. Unless... oh yes, my comment was absolutely correct; y'all *do* love Obama, but deflect away.

[@jjteacher7482]

Steven Miller: The first time he was positive on something that could help Americans.

[@rudy103069]

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[@rudy103069]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYGakHt7friZnc0

[@Yaseface]

“If the titanic had been shot out of a catapult instead of pushed into the sea it could have collided with the Hindenburg killing billions” 4:49 What a freaking amazing line

[@couragekarnga8735]

I can't watch the circus that is American politics anymore.

[@rudy103069]

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[@rudy103069]

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[@rudy103069]

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[@InarusLynx]

I fucking died when he said this shit 🤣

[@TheWtfanime]

The thoughts and prayers for the fly's family actually got me hard, damn Stephen how do you do this?

[@patcholi3201]

it won't live long enough to survive

[@MaryDzohara]

"He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@alanrose5959]

I guess you haven't ever had a fly land on you?

[@schoolcraft420]

@@josephschmidt2132 must've sensed death somehow

[@elbarjones4812]

@@bK2pa Do you have your GED?

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

@@bK2pa Biden 2020. Harris 2024.

[@paulyt5159]

@@bK2pa YOUR A MORON IN 2020! AND YOU'LL STILL BE A MORON IN 2024!

[@e.l.2963]

Once I saw the fly, I knew the "fly on a pile of SH*T" joke was going to be in this show :)

[@summerlewis7194]

The fly literally got his 2 minutes of uniteruptions

[@MrDigztheswagking]

😂😂

[@dionysus9876]

Nice!

[@mynameisworld]

I didn't notice the fly during the debate. I can't stand to look at Pence. He's so creepy. He looks like an expired slice of bologna with a face.

[@nogod7184]

I would like the next presidential debate is moderated by Lewis Black.

[@cindygordon7607]

Or Samuel L. Jackson.

[@mikegamerguy4776]

Oh man Lewis Black would be the best moderator for 2020. YES!

[@derfnoslein1178]

Yes, if Mr. Black were the moderator it would get top ratings. And Lewis wouldn’t stand for any bul-hit either

[@ajcbng8289]

@@Dionysos640 Ricky is way above the GOP reading level😂

[@viksaggu9085]

Cindy Gordon agree!!

[@lstucker]

I can just see God saying " Let's see, what rhymes with LIE?"

[@alanrose5959]

Wow, clever.

[@handyvickers]

Very funny!!! 😂😅🤣

[@pantherwmn70]

Great😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😂😅!

[@jrelivingmeme]

omg, this killed me. why doesn't this comment have more likes xD

[@handyvickers]

@@jrelivingmeme yeah, you're right.. Larry 's on fire with that one.... 🤣😅😂

[@veddergirl3521]

Factoid: When a fly lands he throws up numerous times.

[@rhondadonelson6984]

Perfect... I throw up every time I listen to either of those two trump and the Whitehouse poodle...

[@anettanewport8514]

Vedder Girl - Thank you. That little factoid made my day.

[@speecher1959]

When the show is back to "normal," I still want Evie off to the side laughing at the jokes. Not all spouses can do that!

[@nataliedelagrandiere4022]

Maybe she has a real job.

[@speecher1959]

@@nataliedelagrandiere4022 No doubt, but I think that it is really sweet how the two of them really enjoy each other's company.

[@greenmeat1270]

In many ways she's a better audience than the theatre one

[@myrixica4222]

@@greenmeat1270 It gives a really natural "hearing your dad rant hilariously" feel to the show.

[@greenmeat1270]

@@myrixica4222 it does indeed, I actually find him more relatable in this format and I've been watching Colbert since the Dana Carvey Show

[@luckylukemapinggaming5246]

I remember watching the fly, and I was bawling my eyes out the entire time! 😝😝😝

[@Miss_Distress]

It's disturbing watching Pence talk, he is like a robot.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

MistressDistress : A robot programmed to talk too slowly, constantly running out of time before finishing it’s script.

[@dagmarland]

@Peregrine Osprey HAHAHA you must have a thing for soulless ghouls.

[@frankgerlach5059]

@Peregrine Osprey You're a Russian Hacker, DA?

[@ck_banana_noob7145]

Ian from FNQ lol what happened in 2016 election? 😂😅

[@lewisbeshers1946]

When he tried out for Westworld, they said he wasn't credible, because who would create a robot that boring.

[@backpacker3421]

My step-grandfather had Jewish grandchildren and a Jewish son-in-law. He also immigrated to the US from Germany by way of Brazil and was a literal Nazi, a veteran of Hitler's army. He routinely used the N word. Having minority relatives or "friends" does not mean you aren't a racist.

[@SuperSetright]

One outlier does not change the average.

[@brendanmorin9935]

HS huh?

[@backpacker3421]

@@SuperSetright Nobody knows what you're talking about. There is no average here. There is a man who has his employees telling us he can't be racist because he has Jewish family members. That is a logically fallacious argument. One thing is independent of the other. It's about the same as if I told you I can't hate eating fish because I live near the beach.

[@SuperSetright]

@@backpacker3421 self serving dribble. If it was anyone other than Trump.....you would be screaming '''racist'' at anyone who had the temerity to assert that a Jew could be a called a racist or a Nazi.

[@willromaine2252]

@@brendanmorin9935 I'm with you on that one. Huh! Wtf!

[@advocacynaccountablity]

The fly already has it's own Twitter account.

[@whocares2087.1]

Like 20+ accounts.

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

With 90k followers

[@sergiospallino2611]

In the Italian language, "the fly" is called "mosca" as the Russian city Mosca (Moscow). Perhaps it is a reference to possible agreements with the Russians?

[@elwray3506]

I hate to play the smartass, but the name of the Russian capital is pronounced "Mus-Qua" in Russian.

[@DelightLovesMovies]

That fly knows a real pile of poop when it sees one.

[@Dahlia10]

That's kind of what I said on KZbin but a little more you know

[@kevinhilton5180]

It’s funny pence won so all you guys can talk about is the fly kinda sad to be honest

[@Dahlia10]

@@kevinhilton5180 if he did win what does he get to be Trump's you know what buddy again

[@kevinhilton5180]

Donna Keeling It’s not if he did win he definitely won all I’m saying is that’s all you guys can talk about

[@joarejorell]

I really love how Stephen’s wife is cracking up all the times. That is a man that makes his wife laugh😄👍👏❤️Happy marriage.

[@coloringwithd]

Either he's full of something or he's dead inside. Was that wrong to say? My apologies if it was. I hope someone was able to catch the fly so it wouldn't become a superspreader. Thank you for sharing ♥♥♥

[@judithhowland9533]

Your show is great! Made me laugh out loud tonight. Just what I needed, thank you!

[@nptdz]

The fly was on his head for 2 minutes and 3 seconds. Even the fly could understand time limits better than Pence.

[@adityasriram7426]

Yeah same with kamala you liberal sjw

[@nptdz]

@@adityasriram7426 not even close between the two. So stuff it troll

[@bbtb785]

"He's so full of crap he's attracting flies." Classic!!!

[@dogwittheheadset2512]

Oh yeah so original, didn’t hear that hundreds of times before

[@mayakane9978]

It was more like "OH MY GOD HE'S SO FULL OF CR@P HE'S ATTRACTING FLIES" but oh well

[@patcholi3201]

literally

[@thedapperdolphin1590]

That fly respected the two minute time limit more than Pence

[@tovsteh]

That's because he actually had something to say and tried answering the questions, as opposed to Kamala 'gotta pull that race card' Harris.

[@neptunemike]

toasteh are you kidding? asked about why the white house did not do social distancing and masks on that event and he did not answer the question literally lol 😂

[@tovsteh]

@@neptunemike Have you seen the white house? Its completely fenced off for 2 kilometers in every direction. It can't get any more socially distant. Not to mention you people dont give a shit when its DNC/Liberal representatives own breaking social distancing/mask rules/isolation (Pelosi, Cuomo, Biden, Harris, the entire DNC convention...). Its only 1 way with you people isnt it?

[@suisinghoraceho2403]

toasteh Really, that’s more fenced off than most dictators’ residents on this planet. Does that make Trump dictator No.1?

[@neptunemike]

toasteh I was referring to your statement that he tried answering the question, which if you watch it again you see him NOT answering the question, Kamala wasn’t perfect but your guy dodged most of the questions. And also if any liberal politicians don’t do social distancing/masks then that is also wrong, but whataboutism doesn’t change the fact that you Republicans flout the rules and scientific guidelines issued by your own CDC

[@robertainey4269]

I love your wife's giggles in the background, Stephen (assuming she's an audience of one). Either she has a great sense of humor or loves you very much. Both could also be the case. Keep up the good work, as it's a ray of sunshine and mirth in this unique time.

[@cjampack2011]

"I have a black friend; this fly on my head." Hahahah! I spit my coffee out on that one! 😆 🤣 😂

[@RedBizou]

@Josephine Bournes I think that's the point. He was talking as if he was Pence. And what we can tell from him and Trump they don't seem to have an issue with dehumanizing people.

[@annmariering6606]

Josephine Bournes Black people on Twitter said they weren’t offended as they knew it wasn’t a jibe at them but at Pence!

[@bettyveronica460]

Yaaaaasssss 😂😂😂

[@latarribell7827]

@Josephine Bournes I can't speak for all black people and I'm black. The joke was funny to me, and even though there are some folks that come close to the line with pigmentation, there are no truly "black" people, just as there are no truly "white " people. We are too busy trying not to get killed during a routine traffic stop to be worried about what may or may not be an offensive joke.

[@EM-py7km]

I cannot look at Stephen Miller without thinking: "Squidward!"

[@dw1617]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dandubreuil9676]

Yes

[@StephBer1]

I just hope, if Miller goes to hospital, that all his doctors and nurses are immigrants. Just a little touch of hell for him.

[@grady9752]

I can't look at Stephen Miller without thinking Auschwitz-Birkenau. I see him in an SS uniform, all straight backed and proud, working the platform as the trains arrived. Evil has found a new home in the body of this horrible human being. Can you name one redeeming value of Stephen Miller?

[@casadegaitan]

Lmaooo

[@beauregardburnsideiii1161]

Pence as so boring that even the fly fell asleep

[@azharsyarawi]

Hahaha so right🤣😂

[@tonymontana-wd9hv]

Beauregard Burnside III mike pence was so boring that the fly actually committed suicide

[@carolprice1389]

And died.

[@ismailnyeyusof3520]

Lol, that’s why it stayed there so long!

[@wandarobinson4181]

When Pence moved his head, the fly didn't even fly away 😂😂😂 what is that telling you 😆😆😆

[@chrisbartlett9589]

You're right, Stephen! There was a toilet paper shopping spree here in New Zealand many months ago and since then we've eliminated the virus from the community twice.

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

Chris Bartlett I am a huge fan of your country, we were fortunate to visit 5 years ago. New Zealand has a lot to teach the rest of the world, you stopped shootings, you stopped the virus. I wish we Americans were so smart.

[@luciustitius]

Who is called the „Lord of the Flies“? Exactly.

[@joeyj6808]

Are we talkin' Beelzebubba?

[@leyrua]

@Helen T buzz off. 😉 #joking

[@pholliez]

Whoever has the conch, Piggy.

[@tropicalaquarium5807]

1969 - Moon landing 2020 - Fly landing **Breaking news - Fly landing was shot in a studio!! 😳😱

[@anactaneustheeleventh2542]

Tropical Aquarium Hehehe!! The fly has landed, 🤣🤣🤣You can see the people in the “right” heads about to explode because of this thing🤣🤣🤣

[@anactaneustheeleventh2542]

Elliott Bethea Hehehe!!! That is one small step for fly, one giant leap for the Flykind. 🤣🤣🤣 Lol!

[@toadjiang7626]

Pence, just like his boss, was lying through the entire debate, but with a better manner.

[@DKN808]

Sad man you are lol.

[@TheReapersSon]

Oh, you mean HARRIS lied her way through the debate. Got it!

[@whocares2087.1]

@gr ve Just like all republican liars, why don't you learn what the truth is and no, the truth is not what comes out of your Trumpgod's mouth, you cultist.

[@michellewickstrom576]

He was rude & low-key misogynistic. Yuck.

[@normanprice3908]

gr ve Have you ever fact check your boi like you do anyone who disagrees with him? And if you did ...

[@The_Jiant]

I honestly was surprised how often Pence lied. I knew he was a bad person, and enabled Trump's behavior, but I didn't realize how willing he would be to lie.

[@georgehale5133]

He's a lapdog, he'll do anything Trump asks...anything

[@delcapslock100]

To be fair, there is no way to defend Trump without lying.

[@simfer_6782]

Can you please tell us when and about what Pence lied ?

[@kindlin]

@@simfer_6782 1 out of every 2 sentences, at least, had a lie in it. Take your pick.

[@simfer_6782]

@@kindlin Oh, thank you for telling me the exact examples when he lied😂😂...Do you even wazch the debate ? Or you just

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

The end of the debate shows the differences among them: Kamala Harris' husband came up wearing a mask and they held hands. Compassionate people who accept science. Mike Pence's wife came up with an uncovered face and stood half a foot away without touching him. Draw your own conclusions. I know who I would not want having an impact on my loved ones' lives.

[@rudy103069]

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[@rudy103069]

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[@anywaythewindblows8912]

“How could you tell he lost his taste when he never had any?” Ohh burn!

[@methreepla3]

The Fly , was the best part of the debate , hands down .

[@seamirali8684]

Yeah, we all know flies love something rotten🙄

[@YesItsReallyKeith]

just ask the fly where the shit is..... IT KNOWS !! lol

[@locadisa]

"HELP ME! HELP ME!" says, "The FLY." 😁😂😂

[@locadisa]

@@seamirali8684 Yes flies know bulls### when they sense it!

[@patlynch6517]

The fly was Pence's 1st black friend.

[@pauldacus4590]

Whenever a fly lands, it vomits up some of the contents of it's bowels.. For this fly *IT WAS MIKE PENCE*

[@tcs007]

"The fly was Pence's first black friend" - twitterverse

[@fegrace_1]

Don’t get me wrong, I have a long attention span, and I care about the truth and substance... However, when I saw that fly I knew it was going to remembered and talked about. I immediately had three thoughts: Flies like 💩, ☠️, and spiritually they are associated with 👺! Sooooo, to see the fly to take a front row view to the VP Debate on Pence head was entertaining... I enjoyed every minute of it😂. So Mike Lie new name is “Lord of the Flies”!

[@Stevenirons]

That fly flew out of Kamala's mouth hole

[@Buckeye2Orange]

Just like COVID, the fly stayed with the Trash

[@WorldOfARandomVegan]

It was epic!

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

@@Stevenirons No it didn't, it came from Trump

[@corvusdove874]

@LAWRENCE Caps lock is not cruise control for cool on the internet. It is, however, the only way that some boomers, who should have handed over control of the country to Gen X and the Millennials decades ago, can read on the internet.

[@RustyDust101]

"...a 74 year old lawn-sprinkler of pathogens" :D laughed so hard at that.

[@schoolcraft420]

@@josephschmidt2132 k Kanye

[@maxheadrom3088]

In Biden's defense, Churchill started WWII at age 65 and ended at age 70. Churchill never once quit his daily exercises of drinking 2 pints of scotch and one Romeo y Julieta - that makes Biden like a 50 yo Churchill!

[@slyasleep]

riding the dexy‘s pony all the way into the maelstrom of ragnarok

[@schoolcraft420]

@@slyasleep smokin those ragna-roks

[@robertabouchard1477]

There are Canadian Provinces (States) that have less cases than the White House, just an FYI.

[@TjRidesfb]

Well the first signs of decomposition are flies 🤣

[@iadorenewyork1]

Does that mean Pence is part corpse? Shudder!

[@heartoflotus]

"He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies!" 😂🤣😆 Exactly! 💩💩💩

[@1sm08]

It took super human composure and self-discipline for Senator Harris not to laugh out loud when that fly took up residence on mike's head. You know she saw it.

[@MTMF.london]

@Beto Lopez Did you personally check his trousers?

[@mainheim2061]

Biden and Kamala don't care to tell the truth. They keep flip flopping on their policies. They know they have the people's vote because people don't do their own research on them and because the media has been saying that Orange Man is bad for these past 4 years. Biden Boasts about how corrupt he is in this video here kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXS7YoiMraiopdE

[@MrAlexandermartis]

The fly knows a powdered sugar covered turd when he sees one.

[@breezenking]

You hit the nail on the head, with the joke of the fly. “his so full of crap”. I actually visualize the crap of the fly dropping on his head.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

The fly is the clear winner.

[@didgemama4890]

“Like heaven above me, the fly who loved me,is keeping all my secrets,safe tonight” 🎶🎶Truer words were never spoken 🤣🤣

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned Americans who appreciate 80s/90s classics would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters in music history. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.

[@geraldmartin3686]

@Dave Roche 😂😂😂

[@diecritical387]

The only reason why Pence allowed the barriers, was because, quote, "Mother doesn't want me near two other women."

[@JLF201]

I can’t believe I missed the fly when I was watching the debate.

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

"He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies."

[@JesusRamirez03]

Why so salty Andrew 😂

[@youknowwhat1352]

Andrew DeCelles your white boy lost Andrew, get over it!

[@domprice9512]

feels like you really know shit

[@Tom-yb6sl]

@@youknowwhat1352 hasnt lost yet

[@katiecaddle4789]

@@DCellProductions pence didnt answer any covid answer loland all of his other answers were nothing but lies lol the WH is a covid cluster due to trump dumbass and pence is the head of the covid task force

[@j-dubb614]

Pence's Inner Monologue: "They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, he wouldn't even harm a fly..."

[@IAmJustR]

J-Dubb 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@YankeeCountess]

Pence's best friend is Mother

[@TomO.3678]

I'll just sit and stare...like one of his stuffed birds. 😀😆👍🏻

[@emilymiguel8198]

South park

[@Got.Opinions]

Hahaha!

[@trexation]

When he addressed the fly "It made a life there!" I burst out laughing. That was utter perfection.

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

trexation Flies are attracted to shit...

[@StarfieldRailway]

@@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513, why are you so intolerant of Mike Pence?

[@dbone3356]

*Stephen does impersonation of Bernie Sanders* "I miss him." We all do Stephen. But we aren't allowed to have nice things, so we'll have to make due with Biden.

[@lifeatpaddyspub]

stephen saying “i miss him” about bernie ...me too stephen :(

[@TheMischief9]

Flies are drawn to something rotten , like the Trump Campaign .

[@alanrose5959]

I guess you've never had a fly land on you?

[@leticiavillafranco6347]

Flies are drawn to decay!

[@lemdixon01]

It's so fake. His heads moving and the fly doesn't move or fly away.

[@christinesortino8640]

@@leticiavillafranco6347 it probably laid maggots there! let's call and check ! lol

[@leticiavillafranco6347]

@@christinesortino8640 LOL!

[@iluvdissheet]

I know it's corny but I like hearing Evie laugh at Stephen's jokes 🤭

[@deniser3467]

$20 he hasn’t tested in a month and was just hoping everyone else would get tested.

[@georgehale5133]

Too bad cult member Amy didn't catch covid again, it'd be a perfect welcome to Trumpland

[@TheBusyJane]

It's probably been months, if ever.

[@rosaliefaux1881]

Right beer says he's never tested

[@Jivolt]

“Say a lot of words and not say anything.” - Trump’s debate advice to Pence apparently

[@spiceyhotpot]

He was a good boy, played to the only audience that matters in the White House, Dump

[@cccc-nm8gh]

Correction: “Say a lot of wordly words...”

[@trirunner2520]

I could say the same for Kamala. First question was what would Biden do for COVID starting in January. Kamala spent who whole 2min complaining about Trump. So what will Biden/Kamala do in January?

[@Jivolt]

trirunner25 Biden and Kamala are NOT the current president or Vice President. They will be but they weren’t in January.

[@skalyuzhny]

trirunner25 “And in spite of all of that, today, they still don’t have a plan. They still don’t have a plan. Well, Joe Biden does. And our plan is about what we need to do around a national strategy for contact tracing, for testing, for administration of the vaccine, and making sure that it will be free for all. That is the plan that Joe Biden has and that I have, knowing that we have to get a hold of what has been going on, and we need to save our country.” - Kamala

[@AmusementLabs]

My thoughts go out to the fly for having to get that close to Mike Pence...

[@MichaelJohnson-kq7qg]

Pence lied his ass off, though

[@fruitloop9784]

The line about the fly being his black friend, just cracked me up with laughter. The Late Show rocks.

[@hrs795]

Someone said that fly is Russian drone sending messages to Pence. 😂

[@dalice1367]

🤣That was a large fly.

[@AlisonsArt]

Trump had one on his head for a long time in 2016 too. Never noticed. Do hair plugs make people literal #numbskulls?

[@AlisonsArt]

@@dalice1367 #flybot

[@davidpottier9379]

Yupp, that message is: I declare THIS guy the winner!

[@samjohnson1257]

@@davidpottier9379 had, it was, 'man this guy's a piece of sh*t!' Yum!

[@adamgrotto8163]

Remember when the role of moderator was considered important in debates?

[@whocares2087.1]

Remember when America was still claiming to be a democracy?

[@coloringwithd]

I remember when moderators had spines and testicular fortitude. They need a 3-2-1 countdown sign before the moderator goes off on the person breaking the agreed to rules. :-)

[@leelo5203]

In a land far away

[@rebecaprat712]

I am never this early so happy, Kamala did amazing she slayed Pence so proud.

[@tonymontana-wd9hv]

rebeca prat I think she was a little weak, I thought she would be like when she is at confirmation hearings grilling the person with tough questions, no she didn’t do it for me

[@StarfieldRailway]

She got destroyed, and her face said she knew it. What was her answer to the question of whether or not she will pack the Supreme Court? She was asked repeatedly. Does she plan to or not plan to do it?

[@ghazale.355]

I remember what he was talking about when the fly landed on his head, he was denouncing systemic racism and saying that it wasn't prevalent in our country

[@AsmodeusMictian]

@Alex Capwell lol "harlot"? Alex? Show us on the doll where the internet hurt you buddy. You're not alone, you can get help for your ignorant misogyny. You can do this! Or just take your insult from the 1600's back to your cave with you, that would work too. Mom's probably got cookies and everything, go on now ya little scamp!

[@steppentofortune7934]

Alex Capwell no, he confronted you because you’re wrong.

[@serjoerickii3262]

Steppen Tofortune He failed to confront him, he provided little no facts thus resorting to insults to belittle his argument

[@chrisstuart6651]

Who is dependent on systematic racism-Joe Biden: "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black."

[@chrisstuart6651]

Who is dependent on systematic racism-Joe Biden: "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black."