Lines You DON'T Hear (Viewer Discretion)

[@jonathanwilson712]

So rabbit my dad passed away last Saturday and today we are having his funeral. But this video made me think of him because all the stuff he would say is all the stuff you said in this video. Thank you this was perfect timing. I needed that laugh. I haven't laughed like that all week but this video was my dad to a T. Thank you

[@rabbits_used_cars]

Sorry to hear about your dad bud.

[@jonathanwilson712]

Thank you I really appreciate it. Just keep doing what your doing we loved your videos. We would watch them together.

[@gregchandler-tk3rx]

​@@jonathanwilson712 Sending my prayers and condolences your way. Honor his memory and remember the good times.

[@joshuavinson7343]

That’s good stuff. I haven’t been up at the RUC all that often, But I did enjoy all the jabs that were flying around when I did visit. I especially liked the fact that just because I am blind, does not mean I was exempt either. A lot of people want to walk on eggshells around me, But Rabbit was making blind jokes within the first two minutes of us meeting. I really appreciated that. Thanks for all the entertainment, and have a great weekend.

[@jacobasuncion3132]

Good Morning this really made my morning also “you’re the poster child of birth control” and “he’s a hard guy one to pin down, but I’ve had heard several have” got me 😂😂😂

[@gsmith207]

Friggin great! You covered bout all of them! Got one from Maine “Don’t trust nuttin that bleeds for a week and lives…”

[@brendanmonagle4891]

The Boy Scout Knot 🪢, Made this Eagle 🦅 Scout Laugh So Hard!!! Thank You 🙏🏻, Rob For the Laugh!!!

[@paranoidcobra7731]

You're the poster child for birth control.. Shit that one knocked me right out! 🤣

[@HellOnWheels8]

I had to watch twice I was rolling!!! Another excellent one RABBIT and The RUC!!! 🤘 "makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop"

[@MikeHarris1984]

I had to shit in a creek to keep from setting the forest on fire! Lmao!!!

[@Travesty_INC]

Nowadays I like to say "Truth is like poetry, and everyone hates f***kin' poetry!"

[@harriettharvey3496]

Good seeing you and “the kids” today!! Enjoyed meeting you and your great sense of humor made our day. Keep up the great work of making everyone’s day better with a laugh. Thanks for sharing!! Harriett the Clown!! ❤

[@johmfoster4517]

Funny thing is I understand everything you all said . And I was born and raised on the west coast . But raised by southern grandparents .

[@michaeladamo1188]

that was awesome! I bet it was fun as hell hanging out with you guys! RIP LEGEND !

[@Dead-Dog-Rising]

😂great stuff😂 🐇❤🇺🇲 My Favorite sayin' in the summer, when a friend calls on a hot summer afternoon and asks how I am and I have cracked a couple. Friend: Hey man just checking in on you. Ya doing ok with this heat? Me: maaan! Let me tell you! I'm as cool as a June bug under a cucumber slice in the hot Alabama sun! 😂😂

[@shift-heads1686]

"If brains were gasoline, he couldn't run a piss-ants go-cart 2 laps around a cheerio"

[@ChrisMatheny1990]

Sweating like Joel Osteen on rapture day.

[@davidsims5791]

You guys are awesome! 'nuff said.

[@chuckcts-v3460]

Hit you hard, "your clothes will be out of style when you wake up".

[@hunglo_ren]

Sweating like a boyscout at a Michael Jackson concert 😂

[@elevatewithoutlimits]

Sweating like an altar boy asked to visit the rectory

[@jimday3112]

That car is lower than Magic Johnson's T-Cell count.

[@jeffferanec4526]

Loved this Boys, thank U!

[@MikeHarris1984]

I wish your place was open already wife and I are attending a Ford event in NC in the 11th May and would love to stop and see the shop. Big fans!!! Only a 2 hour drive from where we will be :(. We are from Phoenix, so 2 hours is nothing drive and we get to see green plants!! Lol

[@rabbits_used_cars]

We are open (under construction) but open. Come on by

[@tripprogers4814]

“I wanna tell you something..”

[@Joey-l5q]

I listen to these hundreds of times still laugh my a** off.

[@futhermuckerson]

Busier than a cop in L.A. durring the Rodney King riots

[@shanestewart5516]

I just seen my C-10 pop a wheelie!!😆😂

[@matthewdear5824]

Storm windows on a haunted house. That was full belly laugh.

[@flashg67]

My Late Dad would say “Slicker then owl 🦉 sh-t” when the roads were slick. Or if someone was coming into work late he would yell out “Second Shift” is here.

[@chadjohnson7451]

My favorite is " that boy is running around like a fart in a whirlwind. He is all over the place but he ain't getting anything done."

[@RV_Chef_Life]

Thanks for making my day Rob 😂😂

[@markscott4159]

Some of my favorites, "Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?" "Does a bear shit in the woods?" "It's better to stay quiet and let people think you are stupid than to speak and let them know"

[@Largerthanlifeadventures]

That was funnier than a one legged man in a ass kickin contest

[@bobshumway6464]

Funny, you should do that more often. Thanks

[@motorider2236]

“You grab my ass you better pack a lunch” 😂😂😂

[@EricNorman-ch9ed]

This is awesome

[@MrWorkinguy]

This brought back some great memories 👏

[@timraber6575]

We were so poor growing up……. At Christmas I got brand new coveralls with a hole cut in the pocket. I would have something to wear and something to play with………

[@tgriffin6938]

"If Your Not First You're Last!!!"

[@the_ran_dumb_car_guy]

Your first in my book, the first loser..

[@GodisGood584]

thank you

[@MikeHarris1984]

Those had me rolling!! Lmao

[@tjmoneybags]

That was awesome! Is that red C10 for sale? Beautiful!

[@rabbits_used_cars]

They all are!

[@KaylemXx]

My favourite has to be "You're as useful as a box of used matches."

[@yotafan174]

Congratulations on making it to Friday!

[@nikkojones2784]

Y'all nuttier than a porta-potty at a peanut festival... Great Set Y'all !!!

[@brockwalters5110]

I like all 3 but the 2nd design is my favorite!! How do we get one of the TAOD design hats!?

[@syfrus7405]

That has me rolling

[@dastan3103]

I’m sweating like a diabetic at the Cheesecake Factory 😂😅

[@RoadhogRNA]

LOL Man this was too good being as how i have used most of these on numeroius occasions. and Hell No I can't spell today. "That boy ain't got the sense god gave a watermelon"

[@dapperdanbuilds]

Man you male me laugh, but this takes me back to garage working days! 😂

[@dapperdanbuilds]

And an addition: They so ugly, when they fell out of the ugly tree, they must've hit every branch on the way down!

[@chevylandt.v]

Dang can we get a reel of bloopers.

[@chasequinn186]

Only thing this was missing was the famous wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

[@MustangSally232]

Soup Kitchen day 🤣🤣🤣

[@JackCrager]

"she so ugly she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

[@gregchandler-tk3rx]

So ugly, she can make a freight train take a dirt road. So ugly, when you were born, the Doctor. took one look at you and slapped your mama instead!!

[@waynemagaw504]

“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball!” “We were so poor growing up, I couldn’t even afford to pay attention.”

[@acarguy3562]

This is a great saying. You are on my list to pay, but the list is long and the piece of paper your name is on is still a tree, a young sapling at that.

[@ronaldschawo8971]

For one for ya as a professional Redneck myself.. " Nice girl, but about as sharp as a bag full of wet mice!"....

[@jdgimpa]

One thing I used to say to the guys I worked with is, that's slicker than snot on a greased door knob.

[@MrFixItGa]

That boy ain't got the sense God gave a Billy goat😂

[@fredgarvin4482]

Glad to see he still has his peach show truck

[@curtiscampbell6178]

"He is fidgeting like a dog shitting razor blades!" "Shit fire and save the matches" "If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards." I loved working in the gas station during high school and talking trash with the other folks that hung around. Good times...

[@bigsmooth6346]

You're acting as calm as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

[@joshdobson2737]

There's definitely an art to shootin the shyt!

[@GARRETT-FAB]

Somebody has been watching the stagners.

[@PabloZeravla]

That man's word holds water like a knit bathtub.

[@americasevilgenius]

"His Dad wanted a Boy and his Mama wanted a Girl...and they were both satisfied"

[@richdiscoveries]

Now we just have to sit back and wait for somebody else to make a video about how you can be using your platform for so much better inspiring things LOL. Fuk it, it's got me laughing 😅

[@ashermtusoff1261]

This was good

[@bigsmooth6346]

That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

[@masonbrown7884]

“Dose a bear shit in the woods”

[@jayharper2252]

I'll bet you could walk into a crowded bar and ask the people inside to spit their teeth out and still wouldn't have a full set !

[@bigsmooth6346]

Last time someone ran their mouth to me like that they ate 3 squares through a straw.

[@fredgarvin4482]

That boy could F up an anvil

[@joeymccullough2716]

I swear, we would have a great time, if we worked together!🤣😂🤣

[@donthewellguy]

That was awesome!!!! LOL

[@bigsmooth6346]

Guy couldn't find his butt with 2 hands and a flashlight

[@TooTurntConner]

Im dying 😂😂😂

[@otakububba8081]

You forgot to insert ‘bless your heart’ after the insults.

[@prestondill4670]

Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.

[@robertgrant4501]

He's so slow he came in 3rd place in a race with a pregnant woman

[@markcain5168]

The boys bread ain’t done

[@blakea216]

😂😂😂

[@markcain5168]

The boys bread ain’t down.

[@smokmup6098]

You need four more years of the fourth grade to be qualified as an idiot. One of my favorites

[@otakububba8081]

Some say it’s not fair that women have makeup, but men have that too, it’s called a ‘Vette’.

[@bigsmooth6346]

That boy ain't got the since the good Lord gave a chicken

[@bigsmooth6346]

I feel sorry for my future son in law....

[@andrewschulze3865]

There's more than one way to skin a cat, people look at me in horror

[@sheltdog8463]

You lie to your friends, I’ll lie to my friends but, hey, let’s don’t lie to each other!!!!

[@tedbailey7474]

in reference to someone doing something stupid...."he could fvck up a one car parade"

[@The98deville]

That was some funny crap

[@fredgarvin4482]

Useless as a screen door on a submarine.

[@markcain5168]

Looking in a porta-potty. Looks like Mexican chili.

[@Mr.Humphrey60]

Neighborhood man says He has got the best woman that ever shit between a pair of shoes (mint)😂

[@timraber6575]

We weren’t poor growing up. We did have a pot to pee it……. It’s over in the corner of the living room.

[@TheProAer]

Rob i called a young lady a JC Penny gal, she got upset and said JC Penny is a cheap store. I'm going to call every classy woman a JC Penny gal for now on because I think it's funny now.

[@oldschool6345]

Someone will say "I'm on the fence about ____ " ... whatever they can't decide on.... I'll tell em - "You can't stand on both sides of that fence" ... Why's that?.... "because you'll just end up with barb wire in your ass"... Enjoyed it - sounds like a lot of places I've been. Thanks for sharing

[@bagwell79]

I can't spell GED. I've done been to 10 county fairs and seen 2 sheep a fuckin' and I ain't ever seen nothing like that!

[@wildworldofoutlaw42]

Buddy at work walks up to me with this huge adjustable wrench. Rob he looks at me said " Outlaw this is a man's wrench". I replied what the fuck you doing with it the. lmbo We both died.

[@FlameBlue9016]

I miss the south! 🤣

[@TheDond56]

My favorite you got two brain cells and there fighting for 3rd place.

[@chrissimes9445]

Ida give it two thumbs up if it woulda let me!!