Little Stinkers Ep. 4 - Nickelback "San Quentin"

[@MiserablePyre]

Thanks for featuring my cover in your vid, Pat! This week has been complete ass but all the cool comments your viewers dropped got me looking way up. I'll see you guys in jail!

[@verumterrae3322]

Awesome burner dude! Keep rippin!

[@timmiller1]

Your 80’s scream is so well done!

[@michaelhall5429]

Genuine goosebumps man. Your ass kicking talent and commitment to scumbaggery are astonishing.

[@seanbarnold5451]

Fucking incredible!

[@RickBeck82]

You fucking Rock. Respect.

[@robertivaniszyn840]

Just got to the end of the video...holy shit, that dude went SOOOO FUCKING HARD on Dead Man's Trail. Respect. That was epic.

[@lethargicwizard]

He's really channeling some Halford energy

[@pillarofdavidson]

Dio would be proud of those vocals!

[@lw3764]

I'm so glad Pat finally put that in a video proper. Pat played that dude's Dead Man's Trail in a live video and it blew me away. I had to go back in my KZbin history and add it to a playlist to find it again.

[@caybin]

FACTS

[@jknkjnkjnkj8967]

hes like a buttrock Chris cornell brings a tear to my eye

[@ToadManJon11]

"This is just kinda a smaller video" *Proceeds to commission multiple pieces of art of the hypothetical Nickelback fan Tommy Turtle*

[@MaximilienDanton]

Tommy Turtle should be a show damnit. I wanna see more Tommy Turtle

[@kegsofvomitspit]

I like Tommy’s Barb Wire poster. Classic Tommy Turtle.

[@jeffsadowski9244]

​@@MaximilienDantonOHHHHH THE FUCKIN TURTLES COMIN OUT OF THE SHELL TONIGHT BOYS!!!

[@garettoverstreet]

God bless TT🤘

[@mfstraight]

Can't believe a creation as pure as Tommy Turtle owes his life to freakin' Nickleback.

[@quinnmarchese6313]

"bass player of coldplay, whats he doing? like he's playing bass on Yellow?" _starts playing the Yellow bass line_ is peak comedy

[@jeanettethomas5806]

This made me go back and watch that part again! Oh, that 'bassline'... *shakes head*

[@dord]

i love that tommy the turtle, nickelback fan for 20 years, still looks up "pants around feet song"

[@Riffmaster227]

Guess he never “figured it out”

[@uselessagent7342]

I had the same Barbed Wire poster lmao I thought it was so cool

[@uspockdad6429]

I do know genuine nickel back fans who still call it the pants around your feet song. Im wondering if that might actually be its real name.

[@tomgnyc]

Tommy Turtle having a No Fear shirt and his car having a mismatched door are the kind of details I love PF for.

[@1RandomToaster]

Tommy Turtle driving a Saturn SC with truck nuts in 2022 *chef’s kiss*

[@the-craig]

And then the tapout T-shirt! You see someone with a tapout t-shirt, you know they're a scumbag

[@tomgnyc]

@@the-craig Or a Fox sticker on their truck.

[@gregw6748]

And the Beatto Bank ATM in the bar

[@devinftf]

I came here to talk about the mismatched door as well

[@LukeABarnes]

Rhyming "wordle" and "hurt-a-little" is Grammy-worthy.

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

Pat: "I'm not giving it a full What Makes This Song stink" Also Pat: *makes it longer than the Kryptonite video*

[@benjaminolson7206]

With over a minute just explaining the distinction between a full "What Makes This Song Stink" and a mere "Little Stinker". And I wouldn't cut a second.

[@the-craig]

Content length creep has set in, and I'm here for it!

[@gelazalde]

WhoOoOaa oOooh

[@richardpictures]

Who did the illustrations??

[@pastorofmuppets1968]

The Nugent impersonation made me laugh so hard my wife thought I was going to have a stroke

[@brianhenson5643]

The “yessaaaaa” in the cover of Dead Man’s trail was off the charts. That dude needs to join a Dio cover band asap.

[@soupalex]

ngl i thought he was the guy singing like bon scott inside his linen closet from the "hey soul sister" episode

[@Lasse3]

Obviously the guy is influenced by dio, he have adopted many of dio's vocal mannerisms, it's extremely impressive!

[@matthewm1525]

I thought “David Lee Roth” but I am not familiar with Dio.

[@Natediggetydog]

@@matthewm1525He was the singer from Rainbow, and he was also in Black Sabbath for a bit after they kicked Ozzy out.

[@chrisegg7936]

@@Natediggetydogwhen it comes to Dio, you should always lead with “the holy diver guy”

[@evanmiller3993]

That ending cover was absolutely brilliant

[@AbouTheMagnanimus]

Goddamn, it fucking ripped.

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

Scumbag Spoonman for real with those vocals

[@davereichert]

@@LordofDiamondsMetal If anyone has the range to pull off Cornell, this guy does without a doubt!

[@krusher181]

@@LordofDiamondsMetal reminded me of Candlemass’ singer on epicus doomicus metalicus

[@bronxbombers222]

Coldplay’s bassist has had it too easy for too long

[@LakeFX]

Listen to "Major Minus" or "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall." At least those have proper bass lines.

[@iliketrains3495]

Daylight and Magic though

[@pleuriglosse8198]

this feels like a threat. if i were the coldplay bassist i would be afraid

[@ChrsGuit]

Absolutely... Why the hell are the other guys paying that dude when he could easily be replaced with a backing track... They should just ditch him and split his cut... He's that dude in the band who's net worth is maybe 1/8'th that of the other members... Kinda like Timothy B Schmidt in The Eagles... and that dude rips on bass and vocals...

[@olavjorvik94]

Guy has an easy gig. But there are also way easier gigs out there. Even bands like ACDC and Judas Priest are less technical than what he puts out. Guy is cool.

[@Ristofec]

“How’s that apple? Great. Get to class” Lmfaoooo Pat is hilarious man

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

I still wonder how the heck he does those "person on the street" interactions so effortlessly... a level of confidence and lack of social anxiety I wish I had

[@duncandmcgrath6290]

Didn't ask you what kind of apple it is , I asked you how it was ?

[@Kandorr617]

I was ready for a "Do a kick flip!" as he walked away

[@gg_2377]

The new version of Tommy turtle’s bar advertising that they now serve wraps is quietly so on point hahaha

[@BillyBoyGenius]

For the longest time the ''hip'' bar in my hometown was ''Tommy T's'' so a really appreciated Tommy Turtle.

[@itsthatoneguy5]

@@BillyBoyGeniusthere was a bar called Tommy t’s. Then there was a few stab bings and an attempted shooting and they renamed it to tripple t’s tavern. It eventually closed and reopened as the patriot. I truly am in a hellscape.

[@smashingairguitars]

Bruh that cover of "Dead Man Trail" at the end slaps. I was legit impressed

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

Tommy Turtle driving a Saturn SC2 is an inspired touch lmfao

[@phil88171]

I came to the comments to make that same joke

[@ChrsGuit]

I'm probably the most impressed that it still runs after all these years... Those cars were dogshit that loved burning more oil than gasoline

[@leoborganelli3558]

Dude Tommy turtle is on point! His Saturn ride and the ballsack on the back bumper is comedic gold!

[@leoborganelli3558]

Don’t forget the two tone from the passenger side door. Damn hilarious

[@jamesdewald339]

@@leoborganelli3558 and the truck nuts.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

Damn, Pat does a killer Nuge impression

[@GEORGE_WARD]

When "High Enough" kicked in I lost it

[@Strumstar]

The man can do no wrong. His John Bollinger impression had me crying with laughter in the Kravitz bowl vid. Naturally the Nuge one was just as good.

[@yarpyarpyarp3]

He really does

[@neosquid9609]

That was the best part, and it wasn't even just the voice, but also in interviews Ted won't shut up about how he won't touch drugs and alcohol and only likes girls... Pat did his homework.

[@futuristic.handgun]

@@GEORGE_WARD Me too!! 😭😂

[@jmhaces]

I remember I used to make my friends who are Bon Jovi fans really mad back in the day by telling them that the video for "It's My Life" was filmed in reverse and it was actually about a kid running away from the concert once a bunch of middle-aged dudes start playing a song about how they're going to live their life their own way instead of the way mommy and daddy wanted them to live it.

[@jetcheneau5811]

what's funny is that the guitar player even told Jon Bon Jovi that the Frank Sinatra line was the stupidest thing he'd ever heard

[@deadprivacy]

@@jetcheneau5811 yeah but he can still go to target cant he? Jonbon himself jovi cant? Can he? Youve no idea have you how bon jovi suffers for your entertainment .

[@jetcheneau5811]

@@deadprivacy i've seen him live three times, i know exactly how much he suffers lmao

[@jetcheneau5811]

It's My Life was legit just Livin On A Prayer (Except I'm Rich Now And Can Actually Live My Life On My Terms) (In Contrast To 1986 When I Had To Work Beyond Reasonable Means To Make a Living)

[@Adamdidit]

@@jetcheneau5811 specifically he said no one cares about Sinatra..which is not as great

[@bottlemanic]

I love how pat can tear something apart, complain and belittle it without ever coming across as cynical or negative. His mood and vibe is just so pleasantly amiable. A real treasure

[@quinnmarchese6313]

his first 2 what makes this song stinks were quite a bit meaner but they were directed at Kryptonite by 3DD and All Summer Long by Kid Rock, both famously overplayed and hated songs, All Summer Long also being a total ripoff and Kid Rock being a piece of shit human. the third one was Weezer, so he had to reckon with shitting on one of his favorite bands and got a bit lighter overall.

[@gfh110]

I grew up in the 90's/00's in the coal region of Pennsylvania (we had an "FYE" at our mall, not a "The Wall") and have known my fair share of Tommy Turtles, right down to the cargo shorts, chin scruff, and casual indifference to DUI laws. Christ... a few different life choices and **I** might have been Tommy Turtle. Too real, Pat. Too real.

[@jaibinmathew1323]

Pat has created an incredible amount of inside jokes and references AND a fun community in less than 30 videos. Truly impressive stuff!

[@Linguae_Music]

Pat is the best :0

[@hadiali621]

So true!

[@amicuscuriae]

Beato.

[@randomcharacter6501]

I can't remember the last person I saw blow up like this on KZbin. It's like he was born for this lol

[@vandaylen]

I was just thinking this last night, trying to figure out why I like this channel so much. And now there's a new vid. What great good fortune

[@bodiwire]

Nickelback should do a cover of Dead Man's Trail. It's a win/win/win. Anyone who actually likes Nickelback would unironically love that song. Nickelback would come off seeming at least somewhat self-aware, and Pat could get his hot tub from the royalties.

[@dogshake]

This is it.

[@robjgolde3221]

The fucking apple/get to class interaction was pure dad energy haha Edit: holy shit, holybookofwang just Johnny Cashed you with that Dead Man Trail cover.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Holybookofwang owns that song now.

[@chrissturgeon1571]

"Charles Manson stole this song from The Beatles: We're stealing it back."

[@kikoaumond3439]

Wow, this Holy Book of Wang dude took a Weird Al novelty song and turned it into the unholy rocking offspring of Dio and Pantera. Just like in nature, the musical world has its scavengers who transform rotting, decaying detritus into something useful. Holy Book of Wang indeed.

[@lanagomisc.6005]

Can we take a step back and appreciate how well Pat integrates public interactions into his videos? This one is probably the funniest yet!

[@sayeedkizuk5822]

The tiny kid was hilarious

[@musyarofah1]

Pat doing cutaways better than family guy

[@jeremylowther2402]

The ending! That cover is righteous. Did that guy just toss a random "Woman!" in there? A thing of beauty.

[@capngeeoff]

I think my favorite vocal freestyle from the cover is "put your fists up! Time to go dooooooowwwwn"

[@benjaminolson7206]

Indeed he did. The "woman" seemed to be one of Pat's favorite parts when he reacted to the cover in a livestream way back when.

[@enginerdy]

You can’t just toss a random woman in there! That’s not allowed!!

[@BeersAndBeatsPDX]

@@enginerdy oh he did

[@saltedcrypts4780]

I wonder if it’s a sly Homestar Runner nod. Theres that Strongbad emails episode where he talks about things to scream when you’re in a buttrock band and “woman!” Is one of them lol

[@arthurvandelaney5470]

The idea of Nuge firing off rounds in a courtroom is just too funny

[@rudowakening3638]

I was kinda bummed Monster Truck wasn’t in the courtroom

[@killertofu90]

@@rudowakening3638 Well, ain't no one gonna tell him how to live.

[@usmcyounggun6879]

One of my favorite parts of the video was Aaron Lewis just sitting in the back of the courtroom lol.

[@VINsational331]

Well that kicks maximum ass

[@dutchanimal010]

Straight up goosebumps from that Dead Man's Trail cover. Mad respect, that dude went ALL IN

[@deadprivacy]

My problems, my problems, my problems. My pain.

[@coleydotmp4]

i was going to comment this. goosebumps!!! what a voice

[@thetreeofclues]

ye deadass dude's voice gave me chills

[@lpclassic60]

I can't believe Nickelback managed to capture the feeling of watching an Applebee's commercial in a single music video

[@kelhard]

😂😂 OMG. Almost peed my pants at this comment. GOLD!!!

[@the-craig]

​@@kelhard I Saw this comment a year ago, and just now rereading it, it made me laugh so hard again!

[@jonwanrocks]

your uncle ted impression is ***spot on***

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

It kicks unlimited ass

[@jonathanymusic]

Tortured Agony album when??????

[@ImWriiight]

And will it feature “ran out of gas” from 7:46

[@riverroth3688]

Asking the real questions. I mean, if we get a Jonathan Young feature on it I'd lose it.

[@turdferguson9190]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[@alexfranks9957]

I think you overstated how often his location changes (8:50). You said it changes almost every night, but he said almost every OTHER night. That means his location is changing every 2-3 nights, or probably a couple of times a week. That's how wild this guy is. He can be in possibly THREE different locations in the same week!

[@kenq7948]

Noticed that too, but I think it was wishful thinking. Isn’t it better if Nickelback moves on today instead of tomorrow or the next day?

[@lueysixty-six7300]

That means that statistically you are MORE likely to find him in the watering hole your found him in yesterday...than elsewhere.

[@lueysixty-six7300]

@@kenq7948 depends entirely upon which pub you're in...

[@kevteop]

I pity the town that doesn't move Chad on after the first night.

[@kenq7948]

@@lueysixty-six7300 Uh Oh, you're right. This is getting worse.

[@xdoctorblindx]

I was planning on having a chill Friday evening, but after this video... *THE TURTLE'S COMING OUT OF HIS SHELL TONIGHT!!!*

[@al6667]

When I clicked on 'read more' and saw the turtle bit, I just about barfed I laughed so hard

[@Stephanlabize]

90% of Pat's content is him going off on a tangent and just riffing ...and I'm loving every freaking second of it.

[@bensoulsby86]

Holy shit. Dude Chris Cornelled DMT. Awesome video. I love the Tommy turtle representation, he needed to be seen.

[@LettersofVerax]

Throwing down "WOMAN" in that last version of DMT is so perfect I choked up a little.

[@robertivaniszyn840]

I love how this "lil stinkers" is nearly 20 minutes long. Keep the content coming dude, love every minute.

[@ydderynnad]

20 minutes long with an animated sequence.

[@mightyV444]

I love that, too! 😁👍

[@dr.corneliusq.cadbury6984]

It’s actually slightly longer than the first WMTSS. And barely shorter than episode 2.

[@DrewPickles90]

Yeah it’s hilarious, as the regular videos get longer so do the little stinkers.

[@rome8180]

@@ydderynnad yeah, the level of effort he's putting into these "toss off" videos is hilarious. Can't have been easy or cheap to get someone to animate that sequence.

[@SIDEKICKDUSTY]

Apple kid's lack of hesitation to hop on board as soon as there is something to do for free has changed my outlook on life. Thanks Pat for sharing

[@SIDEKICKDUSTY]

Also I want to say it was quite a relief to find out this was not in fact a cover of the Johnny Cash classic of the same name

[@garrenbrooks4778]

I too do not know which pronouns to use for the kid with the apple

[@SIDEKICKDUSTY]

@@garrenbrooks4778 my NB senses certainly tingled but not enough to commit to a "they" so I was definitely doing my best to avoid making that decision

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@garrenbrooks4778 both the kid and the apple were so crisp, just call apple kid apple kid. You wouldn’t ask apple kid if apple kid had a preferred pronoun. You’d ask if apple kid preferred pronouns at all. And apple kid would say, “Nah, just call apple kid apple kid if you’re talking about apple kid in the third person.” You remember last century how there were musicians with one name? It’s sort of like that.

[@garrenbrooks4778]

@@MarcosElMalo2 nah I'm 30 I didn't spend much time in the last century

[@12366hihi]

This is without a doubt the most underrated channel on KZbin

[@Skabanis]

By a mile

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

There's an alternate universe where Nickelback stopped after "how you remind me" and is remembered as a beloved one hit wonder. Consider that when you think about the grass being greener. In this same universe Dead Man's Trail rocketed a Pat Finnerty to stardom and he's miserable selling out stadiums playing butt-rock to Gen-Xers and Elder Millenials to this day.

[@joshprice4855]

I just imagined Pat holding up a picture where someone edited it to say "Look at the GraaAAaph"

[@PhilipBosleyMusic]

@@joshprice4855 "heyPatFinnerty here lookitthisgraph... I mean LOOKATIT!"

[@cringeRick_Lamar]

But admittedly the Pat as Stadium Rock Glitteratti was a total snoregasm until he entered his Chris Gaines Arc

[@SteveHuffer]

Honestly, the pathos and insight of the Tommy Turtle story is genuinely touching.

[@cdprince768]

I feel like 20 years of Nickelback was worth the suffering if it gave us holybookofwang.

[@jNoSocks]

I'd binge a whole season of Tommy Turtle right off the bat.

[@sirB0nes]

Honestly, I'm just relieved this didn't turn out to be a cover of the Johnny Cash song. Also props to Pat on his Nugent impression and to that _incredible_ version of "Dead Man Trail."

[@dheitz5830]

Tommy Turtle's bright red Saturn is perfect for him. You know he bought it new on a 96 month lease with a 24% APR when he got that promotion at Circuit City.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

I think Tommy Turtle is night mgr at Boston Market 😂

[@sledzeppelin]

You’ve had this KILLER Nuge impression under wraps all this time?! Holy shit, Pat, you are the gift that keeps on giving.

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

Even Pat's short-form videos are longer than many music KZbinrs' full length, in-depth ones, and are entertaining the whole time. You are a slap in the face to the ongoing shortening of the Internet's collective attention span, dude. Never change.

[@andreacamattari]

Amen

[@Gabe413]

No they are not. Jenny Nicholson for exemple just released a 3 hour long video not even a month ago. Hbomberguy made a 1h deep dive into the godamn roblox oof sound just 2 days ago. Hell today I've watched a 3-part (all 1h long videos) series about a thing called the superconducting super collider.. There are a bunch of really long in depth videos out there bud

[@LordofDiamondsMetal]

@@Gabe413 I'm well aware, but they don't do well. Tiktok and KZbin "shorts" channels are what gets the most views these days. Lengthy in depth videos almost always get passed over by algorithms and don't gain that much traction

[@aidanhickey9845]

One of my favourite Noel Gallagher quips was when he went through a phase of starting interviews with: "Hello, this is the bass player from Coldplay". This reminded me of that. Thanks.

[@sunsfan101981]

I thought of that too!

[@damienmaccearnaigh7958]

Nish Kumar (english comedian) has a great bit about how the ideal level of fame was the drummer from Coldplay, a man so succesfully anonymous that not even appearing in the Harry Potter movies (as a fucking drummer) could dent it.

[@colonelkurtz2269]

Lawyer: My client did it for Rock & Roll. Judge: Case dismissed! San Quentin: Aw man! 🙁

[@ColeYote]

Can I just say that I love how it only took four episodes of Little Stinkers for you to reach the length of the first two episodes of What Makes This Song Stink

[@greenberry6019]

What Makes This Song Stink ep. 18 (2030) - 2 hours 28 minutes Little Stinkers ep. 10 (2028) - 1 hour 1 minute

[@rhinoinmn]

Solid Nugent impression! The Nuge is the impression we didn't know we needed.

[@scoopydooder]

it's hilarious how hard that full band cover of dead man's trail goes at the end lmao

[@Samodnar]

Props to the guy who drew Tommy Turtle and the guy who covered Dead Man's Trail. So good. I'd love to hear him sing Birth Ritual by Soundgarden or Black Rain maybe. Just the vibes I get.

[@joshbittner]

No, “Beyond The Wheel”

[@Samodnar]

@@joshbittner Good shout!! Another great song

[@leahflower9924]

Oh my god I remember when I bought the Singles soundtrack when I was 14 and could never sing along to birth ritual it was so hard and I'm a female lol

[@cnzirorera]

This segment gave homestar runner vibes

[@iPodbunny]

soooo fucking true

[@bestbeekeeper8931]

pat finnerty is the most ginger looking bald guy i've ever seen

[@tomhet_0]

why does this make sense

[@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx]

he has a beard tho

[@Tripartritesole]

That is the best Ted impression I’ve ever heard. Hands down.

[@ronpopeil7]

Another killer stinker. Wore my tortured agony hoodie to a chilis today on a long road trip and I was rewarded with this gem.

[@galenburghardt3272]

That kid with the apple and the skateboard is rad as hell

[@AaronAubreyPhoto]

I was once working on a photo shoot in this really nice house here in Vancouver. While waiting for the model to have hair and makeup done, I spent 45 mins chatting with the owner of the house about music (I was told he was a musician).. All of a sudden, it's time to get shooting, so I ask him, "what's the name of your band, I'll look you up" and he just replies "Nickelback" Haha.. turns out it was Ryan Peake, the guitar player :D

[@earl_raymond]

i’ve seen this video multiple times and i can’t get over the godsmack and the moose sticker on that car. lol

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

The blue truck nuts

[@earl_raymond]

yeah, fits the character of that one person that everyone knows! lol@@thepolarphantasm2319

[@user-tz2zz5ij1s]

Tommy Turtle rocking the late 90’s SC Gamecocks hat is such an awesome reference. We all knew someone in high school with that hat.

[@carlos_herrera]

Right here 😂

[@jessicacornish-tilstra5053]

Thank you to Pat's parents for having unprotected sex and creating a beautiful genius of a human being❤

[@angelotro]

Aww Eww Aww

[@SamiSmolboi]

This. 😂

[@doodlebob3758]

A net positive for the human race.

[@jeffevans1101]

Truck Nutz on a god damn Saturn. You absolute Legend. Tommy Turtle 4 Lyfe.

[@isaacbabe3691]

What Dylan said about Hendrix's cover of "All Along the Watchtower"--"he played that song the way I would have played it if I was him." So now Pat knows what it's like to be Dylan.

[@wolfhawk1999]

Damn, that dude at the end fuckin murdered it. Good on him for giving his all to a cover of a parody song. I hope he ironically gets famous for how much it actually slaps.

[@PhilipBosleyMusic]

"Thanks a lot, get to class." 🤣

[@mojorider8455]

Just big time comedy gold here, Pat! Love the animation of Tommy Turtle with the "Beato Bank" ATM machine in the background.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

That’s where you withdraw bank notes.

[@leahflower9924]

Nickelback singer is full on re load Hetfield haha that sums it up perfectly

[@Sommatix]

That Ted Nugent impression is severely underrated and not talked about enough.

[@leightnite3056]

Greatest Lil stinkerz yet, and that guy w his cover, IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

[@kerryogrady3637]

If I woke up tomorrow and Pat Finnerty and Elephants Graveyard were the only two things left on the internet,y'know what,that'd be fine and dandy.

[@doedeerdesign]

Dude. That ending cover was like Soundgarden stepping up to crush it!!! Great job 👌

[@dannys8480]

Ok but the Dead Man Trail at the end had me ready to come out of my shell tonight.

[@OTOss8]

First the podcast on KZbin, now this. My cup runneth over.

[@michaelallison2262]

I love the look on the guy's face at 14:10. He's sitting at the bar with his GF and he's really annoyed that the turtle guy just showed up.

[@jessicaajarrett]

It’s the “NOW SERVING WRAPS” poster on the wall for me. 14:10 is the timestamp that keeps on giving.

[@playgroundchooser]

Dude's drink is floresant green 🤣

[@skrrskrr]

I'm not even gonna lie. I love Nickelback. I can say it, I'm a Nickelback fan. The new album drops, and I'm flabbergasted. I'm ready. The album starts with San Quentin, and I can't even finish the song, let alone continue to listen to the album.

[@bryanmartin8336]

I don't think I've ever said "What is happening?" so many times in a 20 minute period. Pat has yet to disappoint.

[@Delby5]

Tommy turtle looks exactly like a guy I work with. Dude constantly wears under armor when he has no reason to. Oakleys, constantly wears sleeveless shirts, backwards hats, goatee and has a drinking problem. Much love Pat for making me laugh.

[@stevenhaas9622]

You work with Fred Durst?

[@Delby5]

@@stevenhaas9622 nah I wish Fred seems like a lot more fun to be around then my co worker lol

[@thenightrider2121]

He came back when we needed him most

[@iamnottim.]

And this is why I support my man Pat on Patreon: it's not about quantity, but the quality of his videos.

[@aaronbone4572]

I love that Ole Turtle changed back into his 21 y/o clothes and that the bar is now serving wraps.

[@afreakinsando]

How did Finnerty get to be so good at “man on the street” content? I feel like I’d fail to get anyone to even agree to be on camera.

[@asteroidogaming740]

“Guns will fire, and fire will burn” is the best scumbag band lyric ever

[@Eigenstates.]

I heard that abomination when it 'dropped' and I am 100% happy to say that cover of Dead Man's Trail completely erased it from my conscious. I've listened to the original more times than I would care to admit and that guy captured the lightning. Well done Pat for passing it on.

[@deadprivacy]

My problems, my problems, my problems my pain.

[@AmphetamineReptile]

you don't know how refreshing it is to hear "slam a hot one" as a recovering alcoholic

[@samuelking879]

I still can't believe the amount of pathos you gave Tommy Turtle. Salute you I must.

[@andrewkomlodi]

Your use of the dramatic music from the Mark Felton history KZbin videos for the trial joke was totally unexpected and hilarious and absolutely on point.

[@kayadog71]

Pat needs at least 250K subscriptions for this content. This shit isn't easy and Pat does it flawlessly.

[@upStomp]

I lost my shit with the Nugent whistle. 🤣

[@calebwhitcraft1664]

...that guy rocked so hard that I don't know what irony is anymore.

[@hang72]

This channel is one of the reasons I still have faith in humanity. Pat, I teach middle school music and I WISH I could show them all of this. But I can't, so I just steal some great lines, add some tensions, and coach the next generation about shitty pop songs. haha. ROCK ON.

[@VirtualWoodshed]

If you ever decide to quit, show em some Pat on your last day! 👊😎

[@DendyJungle]

“What genre of music does he play” I love that man hahaha

[@joer8273]

Yet another video that is absolutely packed with allusion and sarcasm and sharp comedic witness. Pat’s a genius.

[@sebastien3411]

Holy hell, even the "little stinkers" videos have crazy awesome production value now. Every video you make is pure gold. The Tommy Turtle animations made me totally lose it.

[@marciap-vc]

Pat needed to do a Nickelback episode just so the world could see holybookofwang's cover of Dead Man's Trail 🤘.

[@seltzer30]

Don't know why but the ad lib lyric of ....."woman!...." at 18:04 was explosive laughter

[@keymaster430]

The smile on Tommy Turtle's face when he was getting arrested was extremely wholesome.

[@loganhall7776]

Every Pat Finnerty video gives a dead beat dad that pack of cigarettes he's been looking at getting for 30 years, he can finally go home. Amazing video!

[@michaelcantu6071]

Interesting analogy

[@channelname1019]

Underrated comment.

[@KlonBlastbeat]

Hey Pat. I'm going to the My Chem concert in my AiF shirt tonight. Hope to see some frownies out there! :(

[@danwagoner5246]

:(

[@kiriyamathelama1809]

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[@sunny1992s]

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[@colestowing8695]

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[@NattyIce100]

Who the hell are you man?! Just discovered you and this was the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you.

[@brett66]

I feel like they almost reclaimed the Butt Rock crown from Theory of a Dead Man with this one. The chorus is really top notch song craft: Chad leans in heavily on the "I" vowel sound for several lines and then crash lands onto shit island with "Quin-TUNnnnn!" It's like if Bob Dylan suddenly had a stroke before the final line of the chorus of Tangled Up in Blue.

[@bubbies904]

Tommy searching for “pants around your feet” song killed me, then the Godsmack decal on the back window killed me, then the shitty “ready to assemble” shelf in Tommy’s apartment killed me. Yes, I cackled during the Tragic Tale of Tommy Turtle.