Live Dive: KingCobraJFS, the Dark Lord of Youtube

[@christinec.3506]

I checked out his shop on Etsy since his store name was on his shirt early in the stream. Oddly enough, he handles the troll reviews in a mature manner and has largely received positive reviews for the wands he makes. For an odd guy, I still gotta give him props for his hustle.

[@red_menace1829]

Yeah the guy is a lil strange but he seems over all normal and happy with that and everything he does! Gotta give him props

[@themoistegg]

Lmfao you guys have absolutely no clue

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@red_menace1829 He’s relatively normal, but still pretty weird like Dwight from the Office, but more pathetic and lamer

[@variousengineering1965]

So an honorable weirdo then?

[@proudtobeme1ashkente]

@@themoistegg Care to clue us in?

[@judgebigmansion3492]

King Cobra is one of the most respectable lolcows online. I mean he's still King Cobra, but he could b way worse, let's face it.

[@poopinfruz9771]

He's like the saint of cows

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

He's not an awful human being just...weird and gross i guess? I certainly respect him more than, say DSP or Chris Chan for example.

[@slashingkatie7872]

He’s not ChrisChan or Onision or even Moviebob

[@SirDankleberry]

7BitTrip I would still probably hang out with him over someone like DSP or Chris Chan. He seems like an alright guy that acts a bit weird.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

He’s king cobra, let’s face it

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

"You too can smell as sexy as I do" 👁 👄👁

[@tjmario64]

*Sniffs twice* Me: Deeauhuheaueahhheauh!

[@ShawnsLegacy]

@@Esuerc You look like what King Cobra smells like

[@Femboy_Coco]

By your profile pic I can see you’re a man of culture

[@eschcal9839]

"I picked up some shampoo to wash my hair with".... does that mean he normally doesn't keep shampoo around? Does he wash his hair with mayo? Gotta be a special occasion if he bought shampoo to wash his hair with, lol.

[@shumeiyang1024]

THE FUCKINH EYE ASDFGGHJKL

[@jackhazardous4008]

I keep skipping forward but he's still doing family guy voices. Help.

[@the_birthday_skeleton]

_hey Lois…_

[@plumpdelicious]

Hey Peter, remember the time..

[@blaspemy5398]

Kobra lives in my town, he's all over the place. I see him everywhere. He got fired from Wendy's.

[@blaspemy5398]

@@imsorryrumham7686 Hey, it's your world man..I'm just living in it!

[@RollerChoster]

What did he do?

[@blaspemy5398]

@@RollerChoster Idk but he left in handcuffs. Missy is a bitch so wouldn't be surprised if Kobra gave her the venom.

[@yepwhatever1142]

Hail to the king!

[@The_child-catcher]

@@RollerChoster going into work with his skin dyed black would be my first guess.

[@eschcal9839]

I bought a bar of tactical soap. When I slid it out of the box and unto my hand, it cut three of my fingers off due to being so edge. Now I can't work, and have been surviving solely on peanut butter and mayo burgers.

[@ThePeacePlant]

I am too high for this comment. I am seriously about to throw up

[@m4r444]

@@ThePeacePlant u greened LMAO

[@theVulcanGuy]

Quoting Hellboy, "you don't use a lighter with a cigar, you use matches, preserves the flavour".

[@Slickshadow11]

Don't mention where the quote comes from. It's more fun that way

[@left-2-write28]

Ron Perlman knows his shit.

[@WrightOnTarget]

I mean, it's also common cigar knowledge, granted, 100% he learned it from hellboy, but y'know it ain't wrong

[@reddragon4482]

You have to soak it in dog urine 24 hours before though.

[@theflyingcrud]

@@reddragon4482 won't improve or take away from the flavor, let's be real it's still a cigar

[@sephidude123]

as a wisconsinite, Great Value is actually a good brand.

[@blazerdude89]

as someone who has worked in food processing most name brands are the same as generic brands just different packaging.

[@marchofthepigs36]

blazerdude89 literally paying for the brand

[@MrBad993]

@@blazerdude89 idk man Dr. Thunder be hittin different

[@Undying3001]

Great Value Bacon is pretty good. Less fat.

[@ezraf.7759]

We have that in Illinois too. My guess is the only reason people don't like it is because the packaging isn't as pretty. Art/design plays a bigger role in everyday life than most people realize lol

[@lapidus9552]

"Oh yeah!" *slurps Monster Energy, disgustingly* "Mmmm"

[@gabriellag8915]

The Widow's Son I just imagined the pic of iCarly sipping can of coke saying “interesting” so yeah.

[@BlackCatFang]

I expected him to do that long "ahhhhhh" that makes me want to hit people. Correction, he did it the second time and now I want to hit him. Now I'll be worried every time he takes a drink if he's going to do the thing. Also his eyes are kinda weirding me out, think I'll check out of this one.

[@left-2-write28]

I have a debilitating reliance on Energy Drinks because I have insomnia so sleep doesnt exist half the time. That said, the way he is one of those stereotypical monster drinkers that everyone makes fun of makes me angry.

[@RetroAbandonWare]

Not bad youtube. It's blue flavor.

[@Rexhal]

The weird part is that his eyes aren't always like that

[@2doot]

It's like it pops back into place before rolling back like a marble. Fucking insane that it just kind of goes in and out of it's lazy state like that.

[@Oceanus5000]

Stream starts at 5:00

[@skellyfish4040]

Thank you!

[@JudyHoppsHittingTheGriddy]

You're doing God's work

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

damn seen this as it started

[@MardiKivMusic]

He reminds me of a gritty Napoleon dynamite

[@lapidus9552]

Napoleon Nailbomb

[@MrJimmyTide]

@Mordecai Diamondberg grandeur*

[@Ipsolus]

KZbin, you fat lard, come buy some tactical soap!

[@GeoffDaCow]

This type of cooking died 10 years ago with epic meal time. No grown man should be shoving bacon and doritos into every meal which is apparently pizza or burgers

[@captainvlad]

Texas toast does make a great bun for a burger after you've cooked it bbq preferably

[@blood6hound]

He "cooks" the way a 10 year old does. "Oooh, lets throw this in there, that sounds like it will taste good! It'll be awesome with some Mountain Dew!". All the mall ninja shit, the "I'm smarter than you" attitude, the horrible "recipes"... he's got the mind of a 10 year old, with the freedom of an ADULT. That's horrifying.

[@left-2-write28]

Oh god. That's so true. And alarming.

[@SirDankleberry]

I think it’s entertaining that he’s still got that cooking experimentation.

[@RealNinja73]

Mall ninja ey? Careful there young sensei..

[@ohsweatbret]

Dude, I could cook better than this at 10 years old. He cooks like a jail bird.

[@aitorjimenez2705]

I think he cooks this way because he likes to experiment but since he's smokes a lot of tobacco, his taste is very dulled so needs to use weird tastes to taste anything

[@DarkSideBecky]

Smells tactical soap, sees his sink. *runs away screaming*

[@ohsweatbret]

Savedra is tactical soap like hunting shit or something

[@mybigwillie6153]

Yummy yummy beef in my tummy The best King Cobra Quote Also make Kay's Special Fried Rice

[@jackhazardous4008]

It's noice. Very crunchay

[@troubleinbound]

The Virgin Chris Chan vs The Chad King Cobra

[@yepwhatever1142]

Truly the Chad of the lolcows.

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

the chadiest

[@rinakitty9283]

The virgin Chris Chan molests his mum, the Chad kingcobrajfs does pregnant woman for a cigarette

[@tehhymnofvalefor]

you know he’s doing better then the dudes who wash themselves with only dish soap

[@NezumiTheMouse]

This man not only makes pizza he spends $30+ on a single pizza then e-begs for money to pay bills shortly after the man is a god.... lol

[@truthofdsp]

Watching KingCobraJFS makes me realize that I am not the biggest loser in the universe.

[@Lankynibs]

That’s a good point.

[@Queefersutherland97]

Oh boy do I have some people to introduce you to onion boy, justin Rpg, and my personal favorite chris chan if you ever feel like a loser just remember these three people exist

[@truthofdsp]

@@Queefersutherland97 I'm well aware, thank you.

[@left-2-write28]

Im glad I'm not the only one.

[@eschcal9839]

Imagine working at Wendy's, then coming home and cooking burgers for dinner in a skillet covered in the burned food remains of the past, like a patina.

[@mellowyellow3958]

Just want to thank the Utah Raptor peeps in the live chat. Velociraptors were only 3 feet tall. Utah Raptors were the 6ft ones. Michael Crichton even stated this in the Jurassic Park book but the Movie failed to explain this. End the fake news. *Edit* LOL dude is going to dye his scalp with that balding head

[@left-2-write28]

Utah Raptors deserve more representation.

[@theitalianpaleogirl9243]

Mellow Yellow not entirely true, at the time the book was written, Utahraptor ostrammaysorum wasn't yet a published genus, Crichton was alluding to Deinonychus antirrhopus, a bigger relative of Velociraptor mongoliensis but still smaller than the movie and novel representation. Anyway yes, Utahraptor needs a bit more coverage, that was a very interesting dinosaur :) And now that I made myself an asshole to everybody here, I'm gonna head out before I get sniped.

[@mellowyellow3958]

@@theitalianpaleogirl9243 Not an asshole at all. Very informative. I knew he was alluding to another type in the book. Thanks for the info.

[@RecklessInternetting]

"Being a man isn't about smoking a cigar" > Proceeds to light cigar like fuckwit teenager

[@brandondabbs2593]

Yeah but while strange king kobra didnt ever seem to be a horrible person like the other lolcows. He always struck me as good people just awkward.

[@trinitysoul]

He just loves to talk about lil girls and there periods now but yeah all around a nice guy 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ohsweatbret]

Can we get claw a spatula attachment for his arm?

[@retro_jojo3159]

I remember subbing to him for the occasional lols, but over time you start to actually like and root for the guy

[@jrr_trollkin1059]

Lol, no no not at all

[@Indy_Bendy]

@@jrr_trollkin1059 yes you do.

[@N_Moli]

I stopped watching once he did voices for the sex doll and ventriloquist puppet.

[@bluespy4050]

What am i getting myself into

[@N_Moli]

@@bluespy4050 I blinked and it became a Hell Kitchen segment. Yummy.

[@chumimiii533]

@@bluespy4050 I read that as "what am I getting myself *off* to" and died for a second

[@-BeFree-]

Her name was “fun size Felicia” lmao and if ever mentioned on the jfs channel I think his standard it’s still an automatic rage ban 😂 also possibly why he creepily says “of age” so often these day

[@drakewhite2660]

Wasn't sure if this would be a stream worth watching in the backlog I have right now,. It this comment changed my mind

[@Datawraith-qo7gn]

I''ve never seen someone dye their hair, but I'm certain he has screwed up every single step.

[@middleofnowhere1313]

If you don't have to prebleach for light or unnatural colors, it's easy. Mix color with developer, make partings in hair and brush the mixture from the scalp to the ends of sections of hair. Make sure all hair is saturated and then sit around for 25 minutes shitposting or something. Then shower and thoroughly rinse dye from hair. Condition and rinse. Bam, yr done. If you have to prebleach it's best to have help because you have to move fast while that shit develops or different sections of your hair will be different colors, and the dye you put on after washing out the bleach won't come out looking even at all.

[@godemperorletoatreidesii7457]

you could always just pull a Kurt Cobain and use Kool-Aid just don't play with the shotgun

[@lolfunacount]

*Turns guitar playing into a soap commercial* That guy does the same thing as DSP.

[@emjaaaay]

lolfunacount But cobra probably doesn't have 500k in debt and a self filed bankruptcy?

[@gunmunz]

honestly I liked it better than dr squatch's ads

[@theitalianpaleogirl9243]

Oh god, looking at him cook is the Italian equivalent of a splatter movie. Just change the human victims with kitchen utensils and ingredients.

[@Lee-br5jb]

Reminding me that my collection of t shirts with skulls is best left in storage.

[@chanceking8991]

To be perfectly honest... I can't give up on mine.

[@Ipsolus]

Get a promotion and wear one of those wolf howling at the moon shirts, it increases your trailer park power level

[@streakyanchovy]

Sell them to a thrift store. Some hipster would probably wear and look good in them after doing some DIY alterations.

[@godemperorletoatreidesii7457]

@@streakyanchovy Don't feed the hipsters you'll only encourage them

[@DarkSideBecky]

cooking a frozen hamburger patty in a dry ass pan on HIGH heat... that burger is raw i bet

[@gunnarhanson2889]

2:45:00 Bubbles really went downhill after his third run-in with Conky...

[@gunnarhanson2889]

watched this stream last night but I had to tap out while he was eating it was too much

[@democracyrespecterilovedem8607]

industrial civilization and its consequences have been a disaster for humankind

[@fabiansanchez7203]

Unabomber moment

[@Nerodrgn]

Ngl when I was watching I got heartburn just watching him "make food"

[@laevan2053]

I began getting nauseous upon seeing the filthy state of the pan. Amazing that he is still alive after eating out of that thing. I guess the red hot heat much have killed a lot of the germs. Blech! & nuked sushi? OMG.

[@Nerodrgn]

@@laevan2053 how he can eat off that and think it's fine is absolutely baffling

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

This guy reminds me of my first boyfriend. I'd eat gas station sushi before I'd try his burger. I have asperger's and yes I can imagine the texture... He said he's going to *nuke* the cheese in the microwave. I bet he is.😅💥 Also, why'd he toast the bread first? I feel like everything is backwards. That's how the video should go: put the sushi back in the freezer, put the cheese away, back away from the microwave, put the bacon away, put the meat away, put the Texas toast away, turn off the burner, put the pan away and back away from the stove!

[@Bl4ckD0g]

You know you miss the smell of his Tactial Soap..

[@jackhazardous4008]

Does this guy not clean his pans properly? His food should not be blacking up like that.

[@maverickjohnson1399]

Iron griddles are often not cleaned for flavor. Some coffee drinkers never wash their coffee cup. However I don't think he uses an iron griddle.

[@monkeydude952]

@@maverickjohnson1399 It looks like anything that comes off that pan might give you the Corana virus

[@misschris325]

@@maverickjohnson1399Oh crap! I keep washing a colleagues coffee cup- I understand now!

[@ayajade6683]

@@maverickjohnson1399 cast iron is wiped down with water and if it's bad don't wash it with soap and if it's bad hot water and salt soaks then seasoned with some kind of oil or Crisco/butter to make them non stick.

[@ufolandings]

I had to pause this repeatedly because between the unknown sources of ick in random places, the TMI video, and watching him prepare food, this is enough to make my stomach churn even though I haven't eaten for 3 hours I have to shower after watching this, I don't feel clean

[@boogerboysg]

All I could focus on was his eye and I caught my self saying "why the hell is he looking so far away from the camera"

[@DeathEatsCurry]

Between the crimes against Swiss and Italian cheeses and the 'Japanese' sushi, this burger feels like a declaration of world war.

[@shroomdoom1024]

I was just listening to the audio for a bit and when I tuned back in and noticed the troll in the corner I almost lost it

[@Wizardwicked]

only the bravest of souls will venture into the fullest depths of the cobraverse

[@Sp0on777]

The original Korean "Old Boy" is one of the best and most disturbing movies I have ever seen. It carries Tarantino's seal of approval also =) DO NOT WATCH THE AMERICAN RE-MAKE 🤢

[@prunetracey7492]

i have been watching kingcobrajfs for something like 8 or 9 years..i love all content related to him, even just someone simply reacting to him for the first time. you're rad. Cheers

[@beholder-us6hk]

As someone new to the cobraverse, what has it been like watching him for so long?

[@prunetracey7492]

@@beholder-us6hk I'm just a cobra maniac! watching josh to me is the same as someone who might watch a show like jeopardy every night. The evolution has been incredible, sometimes a slow burner but I'm proud to be a fan of KingcobraJFS..he's a true gem. His content legitimately brings me joy and we are truly lucky to have him. I'm always happy to read about/talk about/watch anything related to him, he's just such an interesting figure. I've forced him onto IRL friends and got them hooked as well. Please be respectful to him when leaving comments on his videos and really dive into it. If you're into outsider art/ internet figures he is the Godhead! Please drop any specific questions if you have them, I can answer to the best of my ability or perhaps point you in the right direction!

[@beholder-us6hk]

@@prunetracey7492 I've gotta say at first I had no real idea what to think, but recently I've looked back on some older content and I've got to say that the dude is honestly super nice, under the gothic villain that is in fact chillin, is a real dude who respects other people until they start to harass him or change his routine. I've got a brother myself, that also has autism so for me it's quite a strange experience, I wish the best for him honestly, I think a lot of people don't see originality of most of the things he says, but mainly see him as some sort of "normie" based off of his interests. Thank you very much for replying, I guess my biggest question for now has to be, how do you think his upbringing was? I've heard him talk about his mom and how she had not too much to do with him, and how his dad had been on the subreddit. I just really want to know what a veteran like yourself thinks his childhood was. Again thank you for your time, have a nice day my dude.

[@prunetracey7492]

@@beholder-us6hk I think he probably had a great childhood, obviously the difficulty of growing up with autism was a challenge, i'd say but his dad seems like a super rad guy, he travels the world and is super supportive of josh. they have their spats but i think at the end of the day you could say clint is really josh's best friend. I'd love to shake the man's hand for enabling his son to be such a legend and being cool with the real fans who aren't trying to ruin his life. I think his birth mother may have been a drunk (some folks think josh has fetal alcohol syndrome) and he's spoke on his intense dislike for her, perhaps maybe causing some of his issues with women today..he's actually got a song called "for my mom lora" that goes into that. But pics of young josh show me he was just a kid with a great dad and i love for rock n roll and the dark side of life. i think that's what makes im appeal to the rocker folks like myself, shucks, back when i was playing with a band, i turned the other guys onto josh and we'd just watch his shit all night after rehearsals. josh makes great content to bond with others to. love the guy to death, thanks for letting me ramble about him. you're rad buddy, cheers!

[@beholder-us6hk]

@@prunetracey7492 you know what, i respect his dad a whole lot more now. any kid with autism will have it rough with social situations, but Josh just keeps on rocking and that's very respectable. that's awesome that you are a musician, and no problem man none of my friends seem to be all that interested in him so I don't have anyone to talk deeply about cobes. it would be cool to tall more about this stuff because it would be difficult for myself to skim through EVERY video to find all this info. thanks for the discussion, never had a thoughtful conversation in the comment section even though I've been on here since 2008. I really want to see Josh pull through and get the happiness he deserves, the fact that he has a strong sense of purpose is really important and it makes me happy. sometimes I feel for him like he's a brother, I sorta wish I could meet him personally and just get chillin like a villain, drink some malt liquor and smoke some pipe tobacco.

[@motherfreya2840]

Claw is going to fly around on a velociraptor. 😂 I'm sorry, dad. I can't. Justin's discography is easier to sit through.

[@bubblegumbabeface6629]

I use to be goth way back when in the 90s... I think I understand why we were bullied now...funny how age changes your perspective on things.

[@chanceking8991]

Claw, I needed this after SnakeThing. This helps me. As an emo, my soul hurts from your commentary. Edit- My guy, do you own dish soap? Why are you petting the bread? I'm... Ok. Sure.

[@liesalllies]

Ngl I briefly considered buying tactical soap that was a convincing ad.

[@Sue_Me_Too]

Tactical soap better have picatinny rails for my Surefire laser/light and ACOG sight

[@left-2-write28]

Hell yeah. I wonder it has a bayonet lug.

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

@@left-2-write28 what kinda tactical soap would it be if not

[@Purin1023]

I've only made it to the part where he lit a cigar with a bic lighter and I'm already approaching my crin-gay threshold

[@Xvladin]

I just dont get this. I smoke cigars and use normal cigarette lighters. Why should I not? Once the cigar is going does it even matter how it was initially lit? Maybe I'm missing something haha

[@jackhazardous4008]

Whenever I use matches I break them.

[@Xvladin]

@@jackhazardous4008 me also

[@joeschmoe3815]

@@Xvladin na, it's perfectly ok. Just don't use a zippo.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@joeschmoe3815 Zippo lighters are actually way better than normal butane

[@animationunlimited2958]

In total honesty KingCobrasJFS Family Guy impressions are pretty spot on.

[@tigerkatze9819]

I had to stop watching for a bit because that perfect combo of distorted pizzeria music and him serving his guests made laugh so hard everyone at the cubicle farm I work at all turned around to stare me down. Favorite of your streams so far.

[@MasioDurza]

The "pork ears!" comment had me chuckling. Good merciful, I can hear Claw's despair.

[@AnneIglesias]

> advertises soap > doesn’t wash hands

[@jellymop]

I see someone has been watching Civvie 11. You cheeky bloke!

[@DeadwingDork]

Wait what gave it away lmao

[@XxWaffleMan154xX]

Fuckin RAAAW

[@leviathiansbreath2088]

Who's our friendly rodent pal who lives in reactor 3? C A N C E R M O U S E Whos irradiated fur is slowly killing me? C A N C E R M O U S E Hey it's cancer mouse everybody

[@crow6221]

I've fucking watched this so many times and I love both videos on this guy.

[@mothermayihavesomebleach2129]

The worst parts were when he’d just have a cigarette in his mouth and it wasn’t even lit anymore

[@jackhazardous4008]

So it went out while he was in the middle of smoking it?

[@left-2-write28]

Is that how smoking is supposed to work??? I dont smoke but I dont think its supposed to do that.

[@beholder-us6hk]

@@left-2-write28 generally when smoking a stogie, if you "talk it out" it will eventually go out. it could be any sorta variable like what brand, what kinda ingredients.

[@NotoriousLINCOLN]

@Left-2-Write It can happen when you're social smoking and/or drunk. Like the person above said, he talked it out. Taking drags keeps it lit, if you forget about your cigarette for a bit, it'll burn out.

[@bugbitesquared5319]

Annie Wilkes: that no good dirty burgie

[@no-gy9uk]

"Im going to show you how to make stuffed crust pizza" *barely shows anything at all"

[@dylanvogel4503]

When he makes the puppets talk it reminds me of Bubbles and Conky form the tailer park boys

[@ChampionBlueRacing]

When I first saw that burger finished my reaction was just WHY!!!

[@godemperorletoatreidesii7457]

Because your dad died the day after you were conceived and that sent ripples through the multiverse leading to that burger...it's all your fault Goten wtf

[@unrealmemories1351]

This man is someday gonna end up as a featured episode on ChubbyEmu, I guarantee it. He's an interesting specimen for sure. Also, that dummy is creeping me the hell out. Getting Goosebumps vibes.

[@trinitysoul]

Are you a of age goth princess our dark lord king cobra jfs is looking patiently for?

[@PatrickWilliams-ts4le]

The dude didn't edit out his piss break???? That is like some DSP level of laziness/poor video production

[@trinitysoul]

He doesn’t edit at all. He wants it raw

[@vegheadcat2260]

I have that shower curtain from the tactical soap thing. My gram picked it out. They should go shopping together, into the same stuff

[@MrWalksindarkness]

when he was born the doctor said "put him back in, he's not done yet"

[@jordanjordan3167]

Good lord that thumbnail does him no justice 😭

[@deusexrockina]

"Why do crazy people have houses like that?" Me: 👁👄👁

[@MistressoftheIceMoon]

The part with the pizza is honestly the best, I love the hellish music accompaniment

[@anthonydonato3293]

Oh man! I haven't heard that Symphony X song in ten years! Hell yeah, Claw

[@Abfallkannibale]

Worst part for me was, when he combined fish and cheese. Somehow, every part of my Body cringes, when that happens, cuz I'm weird like that, not mixing fish and cheese. Also, you don't eat Sushi with chopsticks. It is meant to be eaten with your fingers. It's the whole god damn point. xD

[@BreakTheCode115]

That “burger” looks like it’d give you scarlet rot by perceiving it

[@jarretbarnes4320]

Why is his mouth so big? Like I'm not the only one who thinks this right?

[@redvelvet5374]

He was born with a big mouth I guess

[@deathbunny3048]

@@redvelvet5374 Naah it's was stretched out little by little over time as torturous punishment, seems legit ^^

[@HolicChan]

His sink is so filthy

[@qoz]

I was listening to this in the background and the opening music scared the crap out of me.

[@kalobhunt9001]

This dude can make a video and read off the computer with the other eye. That’s why he is the king cobra.

[@sidechatsideshow580]

I got burger PTSD from watching this. I think I've had enough California rolls for a while too...

[@christopherallen8930]

Cobra has barely changed over the years.

[@codyweidman4742]

I kinda like this guy. He's definitely a weirdo, but not in a bad way. He's the type that I'd love to run into at a bar when I'm already a few drinks in, and just talk to him about weird shit

[@2doot]

The family guy video took 30 years of my life. It felt like the longest thing I've ever watched.

[@jacquiecotillard9699]

When he slurped the beer I honestly gagged

[@sph9nxP]

Wow i wish i didnt miss this by 4 hrs. Here is my very late view, claw-sama ♡

[@clampmotosua1789]

He needs to learn from mister metokur and cut down the opening time. 20 minutes till he got to the actual content.

[@DeadwingDork]

Or I could just keep doing what I want.

[@clampmotosua1789]

@@DeadwingDork you absolutely could. Just my own criticism that had a bit of salt. At least you keep it around 3 hours unlike EFAP.

[@Xvladin]

@@DeadwingDork wtf!?!? No you cant

[@jackhazardous4008]

He needs those superberries

[@blazerdude89]

@@DeadwingDork your voice is way more annoying than any of the people you cover.

[@ImperialistJoe]

The eyes being out of focus is killing me

[@finalfantasy7freak664]

Tbh this guy is pretty wholesome for your channel.

[@hellothere5871]

Its really king cobra's glasses that bring out his strange appearance.

[@nyanbinary1717]

I have never seen a pan quite like that. I thought it was a gnarly cast iron and was personally offended, but...that is not better.

[@lauren3137]

i actually love king cobra's vibe

[@fruitjuiceshibe]

he kind of looks like a washed up version of the guy who shot Jimmy in Degrassi

[@Mrgrimmz99]

Holy shit he does look like Rick.

[@ohnosarmy]

Honestly, he's definitely not a bad guitarist, I'd give him 6 or 7 based on the guitar playing Im currently seeing at like, 24 mins or w/e

[@KummFart]

STOP. YOU'VE VIOLATED THE CLAW. pay the Simps a fine and be on your way.

[@ChristopherRoche]

Whenever he plays guitar, my soul dies a little bit more

[@kovoCode]

Wait, I'm on the same side of the country as the Claw Daddy? Hell yeah

[@laniakeas92]

I'm a woman but id like to buy that soap xDD Guy is pretty persuasive

[@MasterZombie777]

Man rewatching this again. It never ceases to amaze me to watch Cobs "cook"

[@plumpdelicious]

It's amazing how many tiers of shitty cooking exists. He's better than Kay and the iron garlic guy, but I still wouldn't dare eat his food.

[@MasterZombie777]

@@plumpdelicious and then all of those pale in comparison to Cooking With Hoarders

[@FrancisR420]

I'm a pescatarian so I don't eat bacon but even I know if you're going to cook pretty much anything the best thing you can cook in is bacon grease, why would you do bacon after the Burger?

[@kristennamwae6276]

Imagine being stuck with him at the end of the world

[@The_child-catcher]

It would probably be alright as long as you don't let him do the cooking.

[@elderrusty541]

“As long as 2 people are left on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone dead”

[@rebel4466]

A guy cooking like this is working in the food industry. I'm so happy to not have Wendy's anywhere near me. I'd get several diseases just from the guy handing me the bag with the food

[@Knifyman]

He hasn't worked there for years and he never cooked anything while employed.

[@rebel4466]

@@Knifyman that is something that should calm some nerves down. He's living from his KZbin success nowadays?

[@Knifyman]

@@rebel4466 wouldn't call it living but yeah

[@deathbunny3048]

2:25:01 Captain's Log: There's a fucking full-ass shoeprint on the wall above his drying rack... just... why!! How!! The fuck is this!! XD

[@beaubanhagel9658]

Cobra legit laughs like Mandark

[@punkrockchef84]

im on my 11th hour of watching deadwing streams and drinking vodka. I don't think thisis healthy for my brian but im enjoying the insanity. I also just noticed i have the same oven as kingcobra, awesome.