Meet the Schlapps feat. Seeking Derangements | Chapo Trap House

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Episode 696 - Meet the Schlapps feat. Seeking Derangements (1/9/23)
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We’re joined by Ben and Hesse of Seeking Derangements to look at the bungled coup in Brazil, Matt Schlapp’s sexual harassment accusations and prince Harry’s explosive new book about getting frostbite on his dick. Finally, we read a New York Post story about parents whose kids hate them so much they have to hire deprogrammers.
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[@ultravioletiris6241]

I love how the dad just had to point out that he paid for their college and didnt even get their blind obedience in return. It shows you how transactional and debt-oriented these people are, which is why they see the overall indebtedness of society as being moral and positive. It reminds me of so many boomers i know, programmed to see everything as a product including their own children.

[@Mark-jr6ld]

To the boomer consumer, all of existence is a retail store and their children are very expensive. College diplomas are their favorite receipts.

[@tewodrosii2875]

Which is why Gen X grew up thinking they were halfway right on too many things

[@DeadBoneJones]

Makes you wonder how much of the “gr00mer” panic is just them being mad at the idea of someone else taking their child-property

[@ChewyThomson]

It's why Silicon Valley is so hilarious and dystopic. Every other app is like "See how much you're getting out of your relationships with this new app!"

[@tewodrosii2875]

@@ChewyThomson it's worse: in some cases it tries to REPLACE said relationships. Look up the Replika AI. It will make you incredibly sad

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Chapo had to leave Grandpa Matt off the podcast so he didn’t say anything embarrassing around their cool gay friends

[@laughingoctopus6550]

Is Matt prone to saying homophobic things or something?

[@willywonka7812]

@@laughingoctopus6550 doubt it. More like dweeby nebbish sht he's probably trying to imply

[@DawryMike]

​@@laughingoctopus6550 Nah, just a nerd lmao

[@Laudon1780]

Even funnier in german since „schlapp“ means limp, floppy.

[@germnbill]

Was just about to write this. xD

[@Yeti_Boop]

Shit like this make me think the universe is sentient and has a sense of humor.

[@BinaBecker]

Flaccid, even.

[@cryptbeast3222]

How the hell is that a real last name.

[@Laudon1780]

@@cryptbeast3222 I have never heard of an austrian, german or swiss named Schlapp, so beats me:)

[@Rawrbarianxoxo]

This episode absolutely Schlapps.

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

Deadass

[@jman7826]

Beyond the sociopathy of saying killing people from a helicopter is like chess, it’s also like, have ever even played chess? Wouldn’t hungry hungry hippos be the more apt comparison?

[@tewodrosii2875]

No, that's for King Leopold toward the Rwandans

[@colinwritesthings7445]

Actually, famously, none of the members of the Shackleton expedition died, even after being stranded in the ice and subsisting only on seal blubber. Shacky was goated for that one.

[@steelersguy74]

I still can’t understand how they crossed the Roaring Forties in freakin ROWBOATS!

[@Kwalk1989]

My number 1 dream in life is to be estranged from my parents. I expect to be deprogrammed any day now.

[@user-ok9py7zz1g]

This episode was hella funny, lads. Seeking Derangements definitely got a new listener here.

[@robertkarnick1286]

All time classic episode. Every second of the Schlapp coverage had me in tears

[@2009worstyearever]

46 minutes in and Meenkar just kills the joke dead like its an Afghan civilian and he's a CIA operator because he actually secretly loves chess and was testing if anyone else does, and they dont.

[@maesterchris2120]

Chessheads deserve better than this podcast

[@berdyderg900]

Many such cases

[@joshuamarx8209]

And much to refute it..

[@Lowe505]

Felix sounds like a 1980s valley girl

[@joshuamarx8209]

Not quite.. yeah Chicago Ashkenazi is all I'm hearing..

[@majuli8420]

Fun fact, "schlapp" in German means "flabby" or "limp".

[@ohbluescouser6267]

The daughter's name is Beonna Schlapp.....howls of derisive laughter.

[@unreasonablyagreeable1081]

BEONNA SCHLAPP MAMAAA

[@snappycatchy]

It really is a Pynchon name

[@BoneMachine1443]

january 8th was just january 6th in metric

[@warmlycalculated390]

Underrated comment.

[@wyatttibbitts8603]

I’ve gotta be that guy and correct the record here: 41:50 nobody died on Shackleton’s Antarctic expedition. Shackleton rules.

[@johnrains2339]

I'm addicted to Hooky Klooky, and I'm proud

[@xaza8uhitra4]

this was awesome . u should have them on more often

[@berdyderg900]

They have a podcast if you like the performative gay 'comedy' thing

[@thedumpsterdaddy5692]

SCHLAPP SCHLAPP SCHLAPP SCHLAPP GET PRGENANT GET PREGNANT

[@Dandymansam]

the Schlapp story reminds me of the plot line in Veep where the character played by Patton Oswalt is groping Jonah

[@imeowmeowkat]

Hey, schlapp happens! Edit: they made the same joke nvm

[@craigtrautmanjr9393]

That's ok, schlapp happens. It's just sitting right there for all of us to take.

[@direktive4]

the NYPost character's origin story is in an episode of The Shield; she's the yandere lady who is overly supportive of David Aceveda while he's running for mayor or whatever but later in the episode, after feeling snubbed by him, is trying to tank his campaign.

[@harperna3938]

traditional prison prison part of prison

[@Mark-jr6ld]

You boys want some more schlappy joes? I made em extra schlappy for ya's!!

[@ChannelMath]

lol, great reference! though i forget what its from

[@theoriginalcheebamech]

any other Florida rednecks listening to this?

[@leitregjok2830]

Fantastic episode 😂❤️❤️

[@ChannelMath]

If someone said killing Afghans felt like taking chess pieces off the board, my first response would be "I knew they had good dope over there, but damn!"

[@julymagnus493]

Comparing human beings to Chess pieces is disgusting. That being said, all Afghan women are Queens.

[@tewodrosii2875]

The chess pieces line sounds like some shit weebs who think theyre light yagami say that kind of shit lol

[@bitteralmonds666]

What the hell kind of "chess" does this little dude play?! ♟💦

[@tewodrosii2875]

@@bitteralmonds666 from the sounds of it, his chess sounds like Murray Head will show up and sing "one night in Bangkok" at some point IYKYK

[@Fucyallfr]

“The first dose of compassion is free” this episode is so good lol

[@funguswungus2918]

OHHHH YEEEAHHH IM SCHLAPPPPINNGGG

[@twistedoperator4422]

Been appreciating all the episodes with 69 in it.

[@mv-xr7lt]

Great episode boys(and girl)

[@MrScientifictutor]

The shlappening

[@hyperionman420]

no schlapp on god

[@YTwoKay]

Yeah this one got me into the Patreon. Best hour of podcasting this decade.

[@raven_g6667]

All this Grindr related story needs is a profile message about how he doesn't wanna date anyone that worked for a black GOP candidate. Lol

[@warmlycalculated390]

Anyone have any idea why Felix thinks Bebe Rexha is Brazilian?

[@thehegemon996]

Nice to see the gays standing up for what they believe in

[@Downdownbadbad1]

Bebe rexha is Albanian

[@RIP_Greedo]

Vianna Schlapp mamaaaaa!!

[@OstrichRidingCowboy]

[The prose get too purple, even for Will]: This is the Daily Mail, BTW.

[@Eamonshort1]

Holy shit I've never heard of this guest before, he is even funnier than the rest of the boys

[@jman7826]

Doth mine ears bewitch me with whispers of Xanadu?

[@iwantsomecookies08]

harry was in the tank regiment. william was a helicopter pilot.

[@tewodrosii2875]

I thought Harry did attack helicopters

[@bitteralmonds666]

Sure, he massacred 25 Afghans... women and children at a wedding party, which is the typical target for US and UK. 🧉🦄

[@homerco213]

Sweet, Hell comes to Earth tomorrow baby!

[@albertschumakeriii6213]

Shit I hope

[@monsignorerasmus.6441]

Hilarious 😂 😃

[@thefrogstronaut]

Nine Inch Nails is my mom’s favorite band

[@lotoreo]

goddamn I feel old...

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

Hey! My podcast covered that New York Post deprogramming story weeks ago!!! Haha and even alluded to the fact that we were biting Chapo's style by reading a crazy story like that EDIT: OH WHAT THIS IS ANOTHER DEPROGRAMMER ARTICLE

[@wendigo2442]

Get a job bro

[@berdyderg900]

Getting 'sexually assaulted' when you're armed and the perpetrator isn't then immediately running to the media lol

[@kevinchristensen7510]

Dude didn't want to damage his potential political career.

[@berdyderg900]

@@kevinchristensen7510 right, that's why I'm laughing at his (alleged) suffering. These people are ghouls, no pity.

[@joshuamarx8209]

Fucking hilarious!! Foaming reaction is mental illness people.

[@kevinchristensen7510]

@@berdyderg900 Yeah, I did spit take when I heard that.

[@kevinchristensen7510]

@@berdyderg900 I know. The only thing that keeps a GOP operative from going psycho is that it may harm his career as a GOP operative.😳

[@BrewYourMeade]

Hesse referring to bolsonaro as the Jameela Jamil of dictators, Ben offering to take that lady's deprogramming job, we love seeking derangements. Jacques and Max next.

[@nicolev2028]

Felix I saw borzoi’s in the film Corsage you would’ve loved them

[@StandInTheFire]

Harry pulled a Francesco and started digging snow into his crotch

[@tomr3422]

Ok after seeing her I understand

[@moazamkhan]

No she's beautiful!

[@scottm882]

King Von lol

[@scottm882]

stick to the code harry

[@asupremechieften]

Hahaha

[@CNYKnifeNut]

The Vyvanse thing was a quality reference, but it's such a terrible drug. It just makes me dry heave for 6 hours, which is amusing but certainly not recreational. Plus, explaining to morons why you can't snort a prodrug is exhausting. Edit: I interpreted "double tapped him in the dome" WAY differently than intended!

[@wyattthewallaby7018]

Ur experience with the vanse is way different then mine, it just makes me real energetic and want to do shit, prolly cause its legal meth, the only time I feel sick when taking it is when I don’t eat before hand

[@wendigo2442]

Yeah I think that's a you thing bro lmao

[@gz5405]

Vyvanse was terrible to me. Regular Rit was much kinder.

[@justcommenting4981]

Didn't the boiz do a live episode table read of a script about woke deprogramming? Or was it only the opposite where they did woke brainwashing and the 3 uncles saved the school? I thought they had a bit about deprogramming wokeness though.

[@worst00000]

El chapos clap/crap home hates the gayzz ❤

[@nohbuddy1]

The guy who said the shitty David Guetta Blue song was better than the original needs to be BANNED

[@tewodrosii2875]

Why are you booing him? He's right

[@TheWavve]

Thank you for the “no Matt” caveat - saved me 1hr 15mins of listening to shitlibs 🔥 🙏🏾 (left a 👍)

[@Iwatchedyouchains]

Triggered

[@sr-gc6vh]

Nobody cares

[@bighomiegayass1917]

Uh, you’re Chinese

[@ultravioletiris6241]

Lmfao CTH isn’t exactly rad-left

[@xaza8uhitra4]

boooooo

[@doomsdayprofit5779]

42:49 Meghan approves

[@ryanwbourquin]

you guys lead me astray….i waisted my sunday on avatar and it sucked. next time i would consider not doing magic mushrooms when u review movies.

[@Radjhitoocool]

Cameron is love

[@joshuamarx8209]

Yeah they were fucking on one with that bs..

[@GrimReader]

@@iwantsomecookies08 Hell yeah dude

[@ZenobiaofPalmyra]

Wrong.

[@c.andrew3944]

If you felt nothing watching that guys arm get cut off with a cable or those pilots getting fucking drilled by a 5 inch diameter arrow then you're dead, there is no hope for you, you've already been assimilated and the best you can do is sit patiently and wait for death.

[@nicolev2028]

Can’t stand copy cats

[@michaelmo-ri-ar-ty1016]

Prince Harry made a video game and thumb reference about killing 25 people....

[@joshuamarx8209]

An unsurprising development to be sure.. However it must be kept in mind the GOP is entangled in a protracted factional war at the leadership level.

[@bustymaiden]

Dark web Vyvanse sounds so bad