Looking Back at the DVDs I Made

[@raidenslade]

"Scott's first birth" This implies that either: a) Scott was born multiple times or b) Scott has given birth multiple times

[@vonnegut6108]

Marie Write Last Name Here c) All of the above.

[@wonder_platypus8337]

Dude all his friends got cured of death. Anything can happen.

[@TurtleYTPMV]

they weren’t cured of death they were cured of murder

[@UsedNapkin3115]

*R e i n c a r n a t i o n*

[@magmoner]

@Daniel Catalan 👀

[@-EJ-]

I can see 9 year old Scott going “Hey all, Scott here” every Friday for his school’s news show.

[@thecomicsario]

I just imagined it and it's too cute

[@goofy9697]

Me and my friends are big fans of Scott and I’m on our 8th grade news team and I said it

[@BlueInk404]

Celery is your name Scott?

[@BlueInk404]

adm no YOUR celery

[@BlueInk404]

adm I like celery

[@xenobestx8423]

*This DVD is enhanced by a Disney FastPlay!*

[@garrito1016]

That just gave me a nostalgia trip

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

*"Disney fastplay will begin in a moment"*

[@east_bay_transit_nerd]

Funny my nostalgia comes from through 3rd grade which was 4 years ago, since the tv was a CRT, and everything for it was like 12 years old at that point

[@rriillleeyyyy]

Xeno Best X I think i was the only one that never selected Disney fast play cause I was scared it would break the disc

[@anthonystrangio]

GET ON WITH THE MOVIE, MAN!!!!!

[@eyemaster3.14]

“SCOTT’S 1ST BIRTH” Scott: the most born person on Earth. E3 1999 is making a whole lot more sense now.

[@The_Jimmy_Turner]

Eye Master 3.14 if Scott’s first birth was so amazing why wasn’t there a Scott’s first birth 2?

[@eyemaster3.14]

@The_Jimmy_Turner. There kind of was. They just started naming them weird like with Shrek. They named it “Scott’s Second Birth”. I have no clue why....

[@Scooty_]

Eye Master 3.14 and then there was scott: the birthenning

[@bendito247]

So it’s NOT just the Gizmondo Widescreen that Scott would lose to in a competition of “Who wasn’t born the most”

[@dannystavs2003]

*insert Suprised Pikachu here*

[@David0Mario]

Hearing Scott tell us that his DARE teacher was an alcoholic is hilarious

[@GodLandon]

Mine was a convicted pedophile something about DARE officers

[@wozthescott2804]

@@GodLandon LMAO

[@GodLandon]

Woz The Scott Search Arthur Avant if you want to go a little into all he did, very sick man.

[@strawberrypancake2866]

@@wozthescott2804 mine apparently died of a cocaine overdose after being fired. That's what I was told by an old friends parent when we reunited after meeting eachother on facebook so take that with a grain of salt. All I know as a 100% fact is that he's dead and didn't die of natural cause or diesase. That is all I know

[@strawberrypancake2866]

@@GodLandon holy crap. Dude you got a major creep show of a D.A.R.E officer.

[@smashingstargamer]

"I don't own One Of A Kind games" dude you have the only 2 copies of The Wozniak News Game in existance

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

SmashingStar Gamer and sonic 2 with a line

[@tucq27]

@@oxyacetylene_ What about the Playstation 2 version?

[@Diego-Solano]

That's a two of a kind

[@quinbomcfly8354]

he has sonic 2 with a line what are you talking about

[@guyistakenistaken]

@@lextatertotsfromhell7673 GOD DAMN IT IM TOO LATE

[@Nayplays1]

4:38 At my middle school, there was this motivational speaker who discouraged bullying and violence that got arrested for assaulting his wife

[@Sean-D78]

Makes sense

[@usermcskull4713]

Why are your profile pictures the same?

[@usermcskull4713]

Also that reminds me of how I always told people to not eat Kirby Triple Deluxe Nintendo Selects copies and than I stole 50 copies of Kirby Triple Deluxe Nintendo Selects and I ate them all.

[@Sean-D78]

Nick Robinson

[@user-uc9cu2lg9h]

@@Sean-D78 who is he, maximilianmus brother. Is this another oh yeah yeah thing.

[@jomar1001001]

After Scott told the story of his dare teacher being an alcoholic im starting to feel like his life is actually a sitcom

[@wonder_platypus8337]

Directed by him. Staring him.

[@nbtelethia_9668]

Featuring him

[@Bigbopper12]

Guest Starring him

[@Helicopter7]

Sponsored by him.

[@caseys2698]

^ this thread sounds like a fast credits roll in one of his videos 😂

[@WynneSikorski]

Imagine how excited 10 yr old Scott would be knowing thousands of people watched these

[@hiro1001]

While also having his 22 year old self roast the shit out of it.

[@steamed_waffles]

That story about the D.A.R.E officer reminded me of my driving school instructor, the first day of class was delayed a day because he got in an accident.

[@sta._rina]

Ironic

[@PauperoftheFishies]

@@sta._rina he could teach others to drive, but he could not drive himself

[@Hyp3rrDX]

@@PauperoftheFishies he guides others to a treasure he cannot possess

[@Utonian21]

BRUH

[@Probably_Daniel]

Driving school instructor: is supposed to help people drive Also driving school instructor: has an accident because he can't drive wut

[@for_kestrel6490]

Scott probably lives on his own and he’s just sitting on his floor criss cross apple sauce talking to a camera and I wish I had a thrilling life in quarantine like him.

[@lapis3345]

For_kestrel did you just say criss cross apple sauce? What are you 5?

[@connorkeddington4473]

That's what it's called you troglodyte. What do you call it??

[@bingobongo781]

you're a Steven universe fan? What are you, 5?

[@lapis3345]

Connor Keddington just sitting down or sitting down with your legs crossed.

[@bingobongo781]

@@lapis3345 virgins call it sitting with crossed legs. Chad's say criss cross applesauce

[@bigsoulja73]

My favorite part about the floor is that Scott is most definitely sitting criss cross apple sauce. And that’s just funny.

[@koriyoro]

It is but why

[@usermcskull4713]

Maybe he's standing and his arms are just REAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY long

[@NunchuckOmega]

@@usermcskull4713 That's very likely

[@fellowearthling1632]

He’s sitting face first on the floor with his head tilted back 45 degrees like he’s playing with 2 action figures, but ones a camera and the others are dvds.

[@dangergun2346]

gractendo yeah

[@mr.pencilsharpener8004]

Wozniak News Seasons 3 and 4, you watch it for the lore. Packed with stuff never done before!

[@AisforAwesomeOfficial]

And the DVDs live on the floor

[@PKMX_]

I love seeing Scott being so chill when he's out of character, I really hope he keeps uploading to this channel.

[@bogey]

i have no idea who you are, my friend just linked me this, but this is fascinating. i did the exact same stuff with what i made, i would always burn videos i made (and just random youtube videos i downloaded) onto DVDs and draw my own covers. just having the files on the computer didn't satisfy me, they had to feel real!

[@Tanner_Shelton]

tommy gum I recommend you watch the videos on his main channel, they are hilarious

[@sirboringname]

His name is Hey all Scott here

[@Platitudinous9000]

Hey, welcome to Scott Wozniak! If you're curious to see the kinds of videos he makes nowadays, I'd recommend The Internet and You, the frat house tour, and his more recent video on Homecoming.

[@dnadesu]

mana sama...

[@otherlego]

Look for his main

[@Swaglordfawful]

Scott: opens with saying Hi Me already shaking: *hmm*

[@arv584]

this happened only because he was on the floor, where dvds live

[@Swaglordfawful]

Good point

[@theb2rd]

Holy crap it's fawful!

[@AidenMcFadden]

Scott the Woz makes me stare at his Uncle Ben’s Carpet Rice for 53 minutes

[@esteban6535]

but you can't deny you enjoyed it

[@Redspl]

actually 28 minutes*

[@axolofa]

"Mandy does the cinnamon challenge" followed immediately by "Mandy dies" is fucking spectacular comedic timing

[@florbords]

A man never forgets his first baptism.

[@bnbcraft6666]

I remember mine

[@gogomonow]

says the guy with the doom pfp

[@kellymountain]

@@gogomonow what

[@gogomonow]

@@kellymountain he's got a pfp of a demon, which is like the opposite of a baptised thing

[@mantaray244]

i dont know if its technically a baptism but a kid in 2nd grade forcefully shoved my head into a puddle and said bible passages bc I wasn't Christian. never forget

[@mg6945]

I want Scott to upload his baptism now

[@bob-omb_gardener]

Same

[@thebiglebootski357]

The priest pours water on him and says: "Hey all, Scott here."

[@mg6945]

The Big Lebootski nah it’s baby Scott saying it

[@abandonedchannel1010]

And his first birth

[@theliampetersen]

@@thebiglebootski357I’m dying

[@AphidKirby]

I love this channel it's like hanging out with Scott

[@mjdxp5688]

This reminds me of back when I used to record videos, usually of my cat, on an old camera I had. It doesn't work anymore and I don't know what happened to the SD card they were on. I'd also make slideshow movies on Windows Movie Maker with my crappy Windows 7 Starter netbook. I just put in a bunch of images I thought were cool in there. Never occured to me I could mess with the videos I recorded in Movie Maker... Looking forward to Scott's second birth.

[@Viktoria_Selene]

making videos of cats is my current occupation

[@ChristopherMoom]

I hope Scott makes another one of these showcase videos where he shows off all his copies of Madden 08, I'd rate it 8 Knee Slaps out of 8

[@driftdetector27]

i swear i see you everywhere

[@kukky22]

Or 8 madden 08’s out of 8 madden 08’s

[@0_Cardboard_0]

this is an awful comment get your like-bots off of KZbin

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Cardboard 155 like bots is a pretty sad amount if you ask me.

[@sageoffire3964]

Or you can cause anarchy and give it 9 knee slaps out of 8.

[@lucaguccione-jimenez346]

I feel like this really shows why people like Scott’s videos so much and it also shows his great work ethic; Scott makes stuff because he WANTS to make stuff. He doesn’t care if 1 million people see it or just one person sees it. His quality isn’t hindered by a lot of second guessing or thinking “eh people won’t like this, I’ll scrap it.” And luckily for us, Scott’s quality of videos and jokes are always perfect. Thank you Scott Wozniak. I wish you nothing but the best

[@imBailout]

28:52 I lost it when I saw "epidsodes"

[@KOROEGG]

Thank GOD that I'm not the only person that saw that

[@polychrome2838]

Same!

[@WinForest]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

[@mexicanhonoka]

Scott the Woz: The Movie

[@genuinelygrievous1442]

THIS MUST HAPPEN

[@swindlesmccoop]

i see you on siivagunner, then i see you on maki ligon, and now i see you on scott the woz wtf why do our interests overlap like this

[@kennythedragon40]

Scott Cinematic Universe

[@MTheWho6]

We need to see a feature-length Scott the Woz movie!

[@thedefaultperson]

scott wozniak vs the world the movie

[@for_kestrel6490]

I like this type of video, it’s like he’s actually a human being, I would want to see him livestream him playing games, or maybe even make a podcast.

[@Tanner_Shelton]

Misfits doesn’t seem like his place

[@BMB]

Misfits rebranded, right? They went from Misfits to Goop to Lunch Club.

[@coolnugget]

bad muchacho b this is a joke right?

[@101donoghue]

@@BMB misfits and goop are different things lunch club is goop rebranded

[@BMB]

@@coolnugget no lol sorry

[@ashercoates4345]

I love how Scott is actually a dude. Just seems like a guy who'd actually be a good friend

[@IlluminatedPhantom]

I thought he had a Vagina for awhile. Thank you for clarifying. Very cool.

[@usermcskull4713]

He's a dude? I thought he was a fish!

[@at433]

Probably meant "cool dude"

[@seansg1]

Actually, he was on the floor, where dvds live, implying he is a dvd.

[@Magikarter]

This explains why the main channel is treated more like a TV show. It’s really cool to see this stuff.

[@milkbox103]

"THOSE ARE THE LICE!!!" he said that with so much genuine excitement, oh my god that was adorable and hilarious

[@bigegamingandmore1947]

Scott’s Stash is actually so cool!

[@speedroby5086]

Big E Baseball Yeah, in this channel you see Scott, not Scott The Woz

[@sen3782]

Watching old wii reviews on a portable DVD player during road trips is the Woziest thing ever

[@megaflyboy1]

Who turned Woziest into a word?

[@sen3782]

@@megaflyboy1 your mom

[@abandonedchannel1010]

@@megaflyboy1 ?

[@Gl33D]

oh God this gave me so much nostalgia. when I was like 9 or something I used to download animations off eddsworld and put it on DVD's for my friends who didn't have internet at home. I even made custom covers similar to yours lol.

[@The_Jimmy_Turner]

“DVDs I made” Interesting way to say pirated movies

[@CharlieKraken]

Its weird how Scott felt the need to pirate his own home videos but hey, I guess he just felt like committing a crime against himself today.

[@dennisbowen452]

he pirates his own movies lmao

[@The_Jimmy_Turner]

Hamburger Helper Rin instead of against the IRS with his constant tax evasion

[@dennisbowen452]

@@The_Jimmy_Turner LIQUIDATE THE COMPANY

[@MTheWho6]

@Dennis Bowen Well said

[@Kolby-yq4vl]

He should upload the ones that aren’t on KZbin I don’t want these to become lost media since there important to how Scott the woz was made

[@FutureScareactor]

“Hi welcome to the floor, where DVDs live” probably one of the top 10 quotable things Scott’s said.

[@zachkennett6480]

Oh hi! You caught me in a goose!

[@joshdennettmusic]

@@zachkennett6480 I cry everytime I see that... Laughing of course

[@kaiflanary2544]

I can't wait till Scott's second birth

[@WoomiestWoomy]

“Hi! Welcome to the floor, where DVDs live!” Best quote

[@skipperone]

I can only dream of a full box set of all seasons of Scott The Woz episodes on DVD.

[@yigebru505]

Scott is actually legendary I wonder what its like having him as a friend

[@ItsModernJack]

These episodes better be laugh out loud can’t wait till 2007

[@andyknapp]

I can totally relate to this. I have a stack of like 50 dvds I made in windows dvd maker and lots of weird videos.

[@daishoryujin95]

Scott's voice being not in-character is strange, but kind of beautiful.

[@sledgehammer_floatzel]

Oh hi fellow homestar watcher, didnt expect to see any here

[@1secondarysmile]

hello other homestar fans

[@daishoryujin95]

@@1secondarysmile haldo!

[@BugsyFoga]

Man , even before Scott was a KZbinr he was always making excellent content.

[@MegaChan]

"Scott's first birth" You can be born multiple times?

[@usermcskull4713]

He owns Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, only the necessities.

[@theheathuman9158]

Scott actually dies after making each video and has to be reborn

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

Ask quagmire. Man's born like 40 times due to the horniess of his mother.

[@TheBest-fj9wi]

No he gave birth multiple times duh

[@jlewis4441]

Only higher beings like Scott can be born multiple times...

[@DarwinDerby]

i'd buy a dvd box set of all 4 scott the woz seasons

[@taxevader674]

Scott: ”my game spines need to look nice" Young Scott making DVD spines:

[@YoungMrBlue]

Those are just for orginization

[@jasperfirkin1829]

Legend has it Scott gets baptized every Wednesday

[@jasperfirkin1829]

Obviously

[@milkbox103]

seeing this video makes me realise that scott maintained that child-like motivation to create stuff that you experience naturally as a child into adulthood, rather than getting lost like it does with most people. what a lovely and creative guy oh man

[@cd8cm]

The way he treats DVD's makes a little bit of me die

[@serb4446]

This makes me think of an alternative reality where Scott is working on Disney channel making news for kids called Wozniak News

[@MrDrvideogame]

Man, this is really cool to watch. I find Scott's dedication to making videos ever since his childhood really awesome.

[@xXSoulGeoXx]

46:02 Pretty much true And generally PS2 Ports of PC or GameCube games were either lower quality versions of the main game or a complete different one ( just like the Wii Ports of PS3 and Xbox 360 tittles )

[@technerdnews5995]

Were these "enhanced" with DisneyFastPlay?

[@ScoutSunset]

And to bypass FastPlay, he can select the Main Menu button any time.

[@WilsTube]

I used to make my old DVDs with iDVD! Edit: one of my old DVDs has since remained as lost media, it was a fan-made sequel to the Road to El Dorado called El Dorado II or sometimes, the Return From El Dorado.

[@pr9334]

34:17 That music is the SpongeBob SquarePants Friend or Foe Trash Bash main title theme. I just so happen to know the exact tune and game it’s from lmao.

[@jazzification2652]

I love how his humor was always like this, even when he started doing videos for himself when he was small.

[@etienne1313]

I would kill to get a monthly Wozniak news from present day Scott just randomly recapping news from the gaming world

[@eyemaster3.14]

Hey, Scott, for your 2020 charity event may you sell official copies of the Wozniak News box sets? I would love that.

[@Mistercrapshoot]

Loving these kind-of-weekly hour long bonus episodes. Please, give us more content Scott.

[@kiartoons2010]

I don’t know why, but Scott’s voice is really calming.

[@Pepsidud32]

I can agree, DVD’s are so fun to make!

[@TimCan144]

"My D.A.R.E officer turned out to be an alcoholic." that joke writes it's self.

[@yukikofujiwara2144]

I love that middle school Scott used the same font and size for those DVD cases as adult Scott uses for Scott The Woz vids.

[@filipposgstathopoulos]

You're awesome dude

[@SwaggerSonic]

I love this Scott’s Stash channel man, they’re so fun to watch and hear Scott talk normally and not like the usual scripted human

[@brettley2480]

Im loving all the effort he put into his "epidsodes"

[@tylerh4055]

The Wozniak News website has screenshots saved to the way back machine

[@WinForest]

Wayback machine*

[@Zouth]

5:55 dude. You scared me so bad. I’m literally editing a video right now that’s a huge baptism compilation, and I’m watching this on the side.

[@kellymountain]

...oh

[@scrummer0371]

Scott could talk about his favorite paint colors for 45 minutes and I’d still watch it

[@ZachStearns]

I’d pay to see Scott the weather man

[@johnlauracave8169]

This just proves we need Scott the Woz DVDs

[@AuroraVeil_]

"With great, laugh out loud epidsodes!" Epidsodes was funnier than anything he had done in the actual videos

[@pantsuslayer8631]

I usually dont watch full videos of this channel, i've watched like 3 times every video of the main channel tough, but this one i watched it all, it's just so cool watching scott share a part of his part of his life that seems important to him, i feel like scott is a friend i never knew

[@oldoldmeme]

Everybody gangsta until Scott reignites interest yet another fucking medium

[@TheNiteNinja19]

between 6th and 8th grade I was part of our student ran media team, and apparently it was also the last time we've done it. I did most of the background work, since I was not exactly fond of being in front of the camera but I enjoyed being behind it. we also used an old Macintosh program called microworlds to do all the transitions and animation work.

[@redlinedreamin]

Who remembers the coming soon to theaters clip that would play on an old dvd

[@twoimpostersstudios338]

No joke, I love how vulnerable he is is this video. This is cringey as hell, but like... in an adorable, relatable way

[@segasonic23]

This video has a beautiful thumbnail, and hearing you just chill and talk is really cool. Thank you Scott 😳👌

[@kellymountain]

P

[@Macasaurus]

Sell season box sets of Scott the Woz! I know we can just pull the videos up online when ever we want but I would love to have more physical media like the Internet and You VHS. It would be such a cool way to support you, and I know people would eat it up!

[@CountD42]

I'm impressed with the original packaging. All of my "Old Projects Wozniak News" discs are loose in a CD case.

[@NewOctav]

Almost 10 years since Wozniak News. Watching this somehow feels nostalgic.

[@averytubestudios]

PRAISE THE LORD SCOTT'S BEEN BAPTIZED!

[@JessieProductions]

Multiple Times apparently

[@Yeah_Jaron]

@@JessieProductions , he's going for the world record

[@squeegifirehead5722]

Scott is like that uncle in the family gatherings that can make the most simple thing interesting. I love it

[@coolguy9309]

"Oh my god it's on fire!" 37:30 is a today scott joke

[@gabrielpalma1687]

It's good to see Scott reminiscing about his past endeavours. All the projects and things I did as a kid just makes me cringe now and I want to time travel to the past and just kick me right in the motherfucking mouth.

[@lemurlarry5922]

Petition for a box set of Scott the woz

[@jdbarker32]

I did a similar thing back in the day. I made a series of album CDs where I would put on whatever music from video games I could record. It made me feel like I was doing something cool. It's funny looking back on it.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

37:20 You know, Scott jokes about how terrible those jokes are but you can genuinely see the roots of his current comedy in there. The rapid fire stuff.

[@haterv6807]

Learning about Scott's special interest

[@brixnotbricks]

Scott The Woz: "Hey all! Scott here!" Scott's Stash: *"Hi, welcome to the floor where dvds live"*

[@ViniVHSoares1993]

I'm not usually pacient enough to watch long videos like this, but god it was so great seeing your dvds, your old content and how you made them, specially because i thought that i was the only one that did stuff like this, and that took me back to 2007/2008, i've never had a series, but i made a movie with windows movie maker, it was a race in Top Gear for the SNES, i had a microphone and made my voice super deep and said it was Xerxes from 300 and did a narration for the race, it was as random and crazy as it sounds, my friends liked it so much i've even made a sequel and of course i've made dvd's for them, i had them on youtube but i had to delete them because i used Beatles songs during the race because i couldn't find the game ost back then

[@BasementDwellersRecords]

Idk why, but I love the episode selection that's just like: "Mandy does the chainsaw challenge!" "Mandy dies!"

[@Platitudinous9000]

The throwback merch we REALLY need.

[@Uultraaaviolettt]

It’s really weird to see Scott out of character

[@wonder_platypus8337]

The main thing I noticed was he talks a lot slower.

[@Uultraaaviolettt]

Ara Kaya I would assume cause he isn’t reading a script.

[@Orangienblue]

Yeah but it makes him feel more down to earth

[@Diego-Solano]

There's no direct jokes but his comedic tone is still there That's how you know someone is funny, when the laughs come from his personality and not from what he says

[@bloodmuzzle]

@@Diego-Solano It's so crazy but Scott is a guy I'd genuinely wanna be friends with. He's really chill.

[@coyoteartist]

So back before you were a twinkle in your parents eyes, also called the early 1990s, we had this 15 day cycle for Junior High English. Day 13 was story writing and one kid would always write a story that ended in a cliff hanger and linked in some how to the next. he basically kept this up for 3 years. It's no wonder he was the class valedictorian in high school.

[@Noname-ij8uz]

god i love to see these video it makes me happy

[@Turtle_Pong]

I'm always blown away by your organizational skills! Something more people should strive for, myself included.

[@Reshiram543]

if Scott never made these older videos, we would never have Scott the Woz in all it's glory

[@fn0va]

you should make a "director's commentary" type thing for the old episodes

[@TheKiloMight]

You got your wish