Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Lasting Marriage || Louis C.K

Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Lasting Marriage || Louis C.K
Lasting marriage
When people see an old couple who have been married for years, everybody loves that. But only people who are in that marriage know the reality of it.
#LouisC.K #Live #Comedy

[@GuiiBrazil]

"That's longer than most people want to be alive" hahahaha, too good.

[@perpetual_happiness]

The way he described their clothes is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@nathanmikelsons3314]

😂😂😂 "for 60 years he tells me Im a piece of shit"

[@omrizomet9866]

Richarddddd! I yell it at least 3 times a day to make myself laugh

[@erica.5698]

60 YEEEAS...every morning he tells me I'm a piece of shitt. LMAO

[@MWorsa]

🤣

[@Loctorak]

Every MAWNing*

[@chad10006]

"... On their phone". Best part of whole thing.

[@garrettstephens3081]

I felt bad laughing at this because my grandfather is named Richard and he has been dead for 15 years and my grandmother is basically the same as Rose at the end… But it’s Louie CK and I can’t help myself

[@commandingsteel]

if it makes you feel any better, just know there is no hell or heaven... now they just face infinite nothingness

[@Loctorak]

It doesn't reflect poorly on you if you find this funny. Death is a part of life, just like every other, and i doubt your grandparents would want you to go through your life clinging to sadness of their passing and denying yourself the opportunity to laugh.

[@fanosoX]

He’s got a girlfriend up there bud

[@UFOgamers]

@@commandingsteel infinite nothingness 🤣, tell me why are you alive right now if statistically speaking you should be in that infinite nothingness. Think about it for a moment, you live what 80 years if you're lucky, and were "non-exiting" for what? Billions of years? And you will basically be "dead" for infinity according to you, right? Then why the hell are you experiencing life? Heaven and Hell are stupid concepts, but infinite nothingness is even more stupid.

[@commandingsteel]

@@UFOgamers remember what it was like before you were born? well that's what it's gonna be like when you die little buddy...

[@jttwalkersteel6498]

This is absolutely brilliant The Richard and Rose observations are genius Louis is the Best

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

Hell yeah the goats back

[@iamhereblossom1588]

This is old. This is from his 2017 special isnt it?

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

I didn’t know it was that old. I just assumed it was new bc he’s in a suit

[@muhammadaladdin6505]

@@mattweizhongxian7238 I saw his live show last year, and he wasn't wearing a suit, he was back to the good old black shirt

[@fredrickmiller6534]

Ugh everyone needs to stop calling everyone the goat. Fucking enough already

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

Fredrick Miller I say what I want. Now take that dusty weed somewhere else

[@WalterLiddy]

I love the way he inadvertently reveals things about himself. 60 years. "That's longer than most people really want to be alive." He says this unironically. He sincerely believes that most people don't want to live past 60.

[@bensheard3969]

I'd be fine with 40

[@100samanthamarie]

He’s my favorite Mexican American comedian since 2011 :D Love him! Lol

[@joseph1845]

Mexican American Jew

[@jessturner6886]

@@joseph1845 Mexican American Hungarian Jew

[@radiofreealbemuth8540]

@@jessturner6886 Mexican American Hungarian Irish Jew

[@JayseenX]

Jamaican

[@Dyrock666]

Polish

[@andytaylor6402]

Love you Louis ❤️ please come back soon this shitty world needs you!!!

[@littlebrother82]

He's been back a while now, even released a new special, check his website

[@joefuentes2977]

I laughed extremely hard, thank you.

[@jasonuvartfeather369]

Love Louis. I support him in every way possible.

[@blop-a-blop9419]

Including paying for shows that are available for free on the internet ?

[@jasonuvartfeather369]

Actually yeah. Seen him live a few times. Have you. Plop plop

[@commandingsteel]

@@blop-a-blop9419 whoa now... don't get carried away

[@thegreatgambeeno]

Would you let him do his "thing" in front of you? Because that's fucking support.

[@lydiabryant7771]

@@thegreatgambeeno if he asked first (as is his way) I'd say go ahead and get that pancake batter all over yourself, then tell him "good job"

[@averagegardener4266]

THAT RAW UNCUT DGAF COMEDY!! It's just funny as F#&K...

[@alexfxlll]

“Fucking cmon” hahaha

[@Knowitallgirl]

He must be one of the voices in "Crank Yankers"!!!!! He talks for the real old crazy man Muppet! I love that show!!!

[@annefranklymydearidontgive8197]

Richard!

[@richarddorestyl1086]

My chest!

[@howamilooking5952]

I felt the darkness and I knew I'd laugh eventually. Welcome back brother.

[@robertholtmanns6902]

I like the scene where he dies, especially because the subtitles say he is laughing.

[@peterganse]

😅 Say what you will, louis is one of the greatest to do it.

[@Clearlight201]

At work one day (in a hospital) I made a joke to an older woman about her husband, carelessly assuming she had one. She said "My husband's been dead for ten years." There was an awkward moment of silence from me as I processed the fact that I'd probably said a really wrong thing. Then she exclaimed loudly and joyfully: "YES !!!" and proceeded to tell me how much she enjoyed her freedom and her life and not having to be married anymore. I had an education that day!

[@jeuneurbain]

This is really common with widows. They no longer have to be indentured servants.

[@Ligerpride]

​@@jeuneurbainyeah, because men never had to work for anything right

[@no_one_worth_knowing]

It's like he was doing impressions of all Sandler's characters from 8 crazy nights

[@austinc.8360]

"She's the love of your life" "She's NOT THE LOVE OF MY DEATH MF!" 😅😅😅

[@reynoelgarcia7725]

Louis My Favorite Comedian...

[@lsporter88]

Damn Louis!🤣🤣💀

[@adolphsanchez1429]

I've seen the reality of enough long-term marriages to know that time does not equal success. It often just means they stayed together due to church/society pressure, financial need, or the desire to be viewed as a "successful" couple based on staying married despite the relationship being a complete disaster behind closed doors.

[@user-vl1oy5et2q]

Thank you for these videos!!!

[@FaridaKaru]

Needed this laugh... talk about emo-day 😁

[@darthmichael1059]

1:28 killed me

[@PiglipsMaximus]

LEGEND

[@Amethyst_Friend]

The part about wanting to be single in heaven feels lifted from the Curb episode 'The Survivor'.

[@pfrancisco86]

Too good

[@user-oy1sq9io5x]

Best mind in history

[@paudelamarianaoancea3761]

he is 2 freaking good

[@yoddeb]

Genius

[@paleamigo8575]

The volume too low. I enjoy Loui C.K. It would be nice if the recorder of these videos could increase the volume a bit.

[@douvil]

Say what you want He’s the best

[@v1c81]

Thanks to nature Iam alive in his era...

[@benaffleckisanokayactor]

Why would you cut out the good bits ?!

[@vladimirvugdelic1355]

Literally pissed in my pants laughing, faking genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂qué

[@willemvandoesselare7959]

We must have Wet Bar Comedy .

[@tomc.7520]

Says Mr. Mass Debator.

[@JoseATurner]

You got the volume around a 2. Maybe go for 5 next time.

[@markaurelius3119]

My wife always cries of this episode.. It is very sad

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

Yeah, well tell Rose that she has nothing to cry about because DiCaprio could have fit on the plank also.

[@jonathanallard2128]

Doesn't anyone else realize that the problem with the door isn't the size but the buoyancy? Sure he fits on it, but as his weight pushes the door in the water, they both fuckin die from hypothermia as they're now both IN the water, on the door.

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@jonathanallard2128 Nah, the problem was the screen writer and director who were making a female fantasy where the bad boy player willingly dies to save her life instead of returning her to the fiancee after having his fun, because that's what their audience wanted, along with throwing a priceless stone in the ocean just for feels. He was going to die no matter what as surely as rich and charming Mr Big was going to swoop in at the last possible second to marry New York City's most ridden least loyal bicycle long after that horses fertility window slammed closed on it's elongated face.

[@jonathanallard2128]

@@TheJeremyKentBGross I'm not dumb enough to be fooled by the changing of the topic from "did Leo's character have a chance of surviving on the door in the hypothetical scenario that he climbed on it" to "Screen writing tropes and target audiences". But yeah ok.

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@jonathanallard2128 What do you mean "dumb enough to be fooled changing the subject"? I'm not trying to fool anybody or change the subject. What you said is true, but that's not the real reason. James Cameron and them said so explicitly, but with more tact and grace that I did. The original post I made is a meme joke, not a serious complaint by me, since 1) it's just a movie and 2) I've worked in entertainment and know a bit about how the sausage was made. But then your accurate yet overly autistic reply came, taking it all way too seriously, and seemed comical in it's own right. That evoked an equally autistic and overly technically accurate reply from me. Note: I'm not denigrating you if you are actually autistic or whatever, the whole thing was just a bit of fun. This was on a comedy video after all. For what it's worth, check out Owen Benjamin's Titanic standup. It's hilariously on point. It's no My Little Pony, but you'll still probably like it as he's more technically accurate there than both of us put together. 😂

[@hadvarr8578]

When did he release this

[@misst9]

2017..thats literally the name of the special

[@hadvarr8578]

@@misst9 is it in the title?

[@daleravic]

Was this his recent one?

[@VivoHigh]

No his new one is called Sincerely, this clip is from his 2017 special.

[@MyMusicwoman]

Which gig is this? Is this new?

[@dianaa.barragan5906]

Is a netflix special. I think is called 2017.

[@tomeryud]

stop cutting it

[@BanditoBurrito]

Why do you edit like this?

[@greatgoogliemoogley]

Delete Facebook today and never look back!!! You will not regret it!!!

[@monirmualla]

Man God will punish u on judgement day 😭🤣😂

[@msdsmti7678]

Marriages are overrated lol

[@joesmulti-edc890]

Long lasting relationships are pretty cool though.

[@dungeon-wn4gw]

Marriage is a woman's gift. It's a way to lock down a man "forever" so to speak or atleast get him to be more committed stay with her. In terms of nature monogamy is really unnatural and overrated with humans as well it's so unnatural to be with a single person.

[@phillystevesteak6982]

@@dungeon-wn4gw 10000% agree. There's hope for humanity. Good to here people opening their eyes to a bs societal construct

[@phillystevesteak6982]

*hear

[@TaymaShine]

@@dungeon-wn4gw Some people are monogamous and some are not. I don’t know why it’s so hard for either side to accept that and try to push people to their point of view. It just depends on who you are. But if you are not monogamous, don’t pretend to be and hurt someone who is and vice versa.

[@sarahmahboubi2092]

I think Louis didn't look hard enough cuz my religion does actually teach that😁 growing up it never occurred to me how that wld fuck up your salvation🤣

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

Islam is so 2001 bro. Get with the times.

[@henrykszeryng5900]

gemischtes hack?

[@johndavid3474]

And I've looked it up and the Bible mentions that the dead go to the grave------All are asleep and know nothing and await the return of Jesus.

[@ArturGordonPim]

Yeah blabla baaa badabljaaa..

[@MJP160]

He’s wearing a suit that’s not a color

[@Sagittarius-81]

/trace

[@Sagittarius-81]

54 What (Tao's) skilful planter plants Can never be uptorn; What his skilful arms enfold, From him can ne'er be borne. Sons shall bring in lengthening line, Sacrifices to his shrine. Tao when nursed within one's self, His vigour will make true; And where the family it rules What riches will accrue! The neighbourhood where it prevails In thriving will abound; And when 'tis seen throughout the state, Good fortune will be found. Employ it the kingdom o'er, And men thrive all around. In this way the effect will be seen in the person, by the observation of different cases; in the family; in the neighbourhood; in the state; and in the kingdom. How do I know that this effect is sure to hold thus all under the sky? By this (method of observation).

[@Sagittarius-81]

CREDENTIALS:

[@Sagittarius-81]

ASIO: Who whomever it may concern. Please offer a little more than "push her towards chuck."

[@josephbartholomew6253]

No religion teaches that? False. LDS do

[@jonathanallard2128]

He said religion, not cults. Just kidding they're all cults.

[@gucker07]

That was pretty pathetic. He used to be funnier

[@matthewlee8618]

It’s 2 minutes of his long career you baby

[@danielh1830]

That wasn't funny, kinda boring skit.

[@shirleypena4133]

Apparently Louis CK doesn't know about the MORMONS. The Book of Mormon teaches that families are united forever in Heaven; it's a very important part of their doctrine. Christians and Jews also believe-according to scripture-that they will be reunited in Heaven with their loved ones....which includes family.

[@VicLabs]

Families and acquaintances may recognize each other (David and his dead son, the rich man and Lazarus, which is only a parable) but Jesus specifically teaches that there is no marriage in heaven (Luke 20:34-36).

[@NaughtyNimitz]

I don’t get your joke?

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

@@VicLabs It's all fake, so who gives a shit?

[@albanyfaulk9566]

Sorry. I was pissing into a bottle. All of the sudden he wasn’t that funny.

[@albanyfaulk9566]

Hope his family does well.

[@danielclawson2099]

He mocks relationships he will never have. I've seen those that are beautiful.

[@asoahmedkarim]

I did not find this funny at all. it is so sad. this is everyone's life

[@matthewlee8618]

You’re a baby cry harder

[@russbentley7677]

Lame, disrespctful of the sweetness of couples who spend their entire lives together. Shits on them in not very funny, not very well improvised alleged comedy sketches all mashed together indicating whatever sharpnes he had in Wit is now blunted and makes me feel like he is bludgeoning me with it. In it I also sense something surpressed that is really violent.

[@allanshpeley4284]

It's great you can sense violence in people. Now if only you could also sense humor...🤔

[@tpstrat14]

Damn... this isn’t funny at all... so glad those two women ruined his career. Now he’s funny again

[@matthewlee8618]

Cry harder baby

[@heathertaylor8904]

Something about the way he says "do you wanna go get a cᵣₐcₖₑᵣ??" Keeps me coming back at least once a month since i first saw it, and i cannot explain why lmao