I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It

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We did it boys. When life gives you chickens, slap them till they're cooked.
This video took two full months of work, and I literally could not have done this without you -- seriously, thank you so much for your support. Please do me a solid and make sure you've got your notifications on for my channel -- I have some insane videos planned, and you're not gonna want to miss 'em :)
MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) / @joelcreates
Another huge shoutout to Peter for letting me use his workshop for all of my obnoxiously loud testing: / @petersripol
And last but not least, shoutout to Ross for just generally helping out with so much of the original meat beater in addition to this one: / klicker0
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#IWFBOM = It Won't Fail Because of Me.
SOURCES for graphs/charts:
www.seriouseats.com/2015/07/t... (time/temp graph -- serious eats)
modernistcuisine.com/mc/for-a... (time-temp chart, modernist cuisine)
Music from Epidemic Sound
Stock footage provided by Videvo, downloaded from www.videvo.net
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#realitycheck (that's the name of this series)

[@Weisz]

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[@tiptups]

Yes Chicken

[@animationspace8550]

Is the meat beater your greatest achievement? Your channel is amazing

[@joannepiatz768]

I like your chicken

[@joshuatang69420]

Mark rober music i like it

[@goatedtoe963]

POG

[@Xyles7]

"Sir how do you want your steak?" "Slapped."

[@willamfitzgirld7111]

Now someone is gonna do this

[@Trickster___]

No more 69

[@YoInPuLsE]

@david504

[@rushakgaming9732]

Me as waitress : Slap the customer

[@Xyles7]

@@rushakgaming9732 me as a customer: harder

[@JoelCreates]

I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters

[@Weisz]

What could possibly be more important? 😂 But seriously, thanks for the help!

[@user-dw3kk3cu2i]

Damn i'm so early

[@aliasgerchallawala4582]

that’s awesome

[@matthewsingh4969]

Mmmmmmmmm world changing tech

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

Omg it's S E N P A I

[@sabbirgaming9116]

This is why Engineers are awesome.The Engineering in this is just amazing.

[@myatphonepwint1903]

This man takes the meat slapping on whole new level

[@mmems30]

He beat the meat real good

[@brownie3454]

he could end the incel problem if he applied this technology

[@David280GG]

Ayo

[@gEtar87]

"How would you like your steak, Bond?" "Slapped, not seared"

[@krypticviper1613]

Shaken not stirred

[@redonyoutube6713]

“MI6 has added a new tool to your arsenal, courtesy of Q” “Hm, what is it?” “It’s called “Meat Beater 9000”. It can cook your enemies enough to remove any bacteria and give you a medium rare meat.” “Good show.”

[@Weisz]

This is a quality comment

[@karlmarx828]

@@Weisz truly

[@ammonhawkins1968]

Haha!

[@jennytulls6369]

Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "It's complicated."

[@aftenstjernemix]

Said no mom ever

[@Hewhoroamstheinternet]

@@aftenstjernemix it's a fuckin joke mate

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@Socialie plate Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "To slap some meat" Mom: "........... ..............."

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@Socialie plate ohhhh'kay...a little dark but I don't get the joke. It is a joke right?

[@Raaaaay]

*I watched some engineer beating meat*

[@rucu8311]

Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir? Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please. Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist

[@oversteer_9339]

Can you imagine serving this and they asked you how you cooked it 😂

[@larawabsie]

"Professionally slapped by our chefs"

[@Wildstag]

Calling it a "meat beater" with a straight face is what convinced me to actually pay attention. Thanks.

[@sleezer7]

fr lmaoo

[@albireotheredguard1599]

There was a Mad Tv skit about Meat Beaters!

[@latejuIy]

My dad is a meat beat if you count humans as meat

[@ckv1985]

1000th like

[@guywithbigwhitecock709]

Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: slapped.

[@MrShinCup]

got u fam

[@herosama19]

Star platinum ora ora ora ora ora

[@dognamedsusan283]

Underrated comment

[@aneesaranii]

Ah yes, the side of s l a p

[@xavierharvey4961]

U gotta ask how many slaps u want on ur steak. It's like asking for medium rare or well done..

[@decke7164]

Next up is how many slaps it takes to burn a chicken

[@thekingofspades501]

This is one of the greatest feats a KZbinr had ever pulled off

[@caedene3464]

I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and KZbin has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh

[@blondie9909]

Holy shit same

[@orangeapples]

There is no justice in the world until I can go to my local target and buy one of these.

[@janoiyamckenzie8347]

Riiiight

[@snirmor6194]

Just got recommended

[@sleepyartist6040]

@@orangeapples I wholeheartedly agree

[@hoiitzel]

Imagine this actually becomes a cooking method. "Hey guys, help yourself to some refreshments. I'll just go beat my meat and dinner will be ready."

[@haydenjassmann7104]

Underrated comment lmao

[@FelixF2020]

Sounds wrong I'm in

[@phobia7411]

Ah yes a man of great culture

[@TheNissan100]

This guy will be a kajillionare if so

[@JojoEditor1970]

Yeah he is going to beat the meat and make some sauce.

[@user-wj1mg6wz9e]

Louis deserves his own Netflix show. I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters.

[@JETZcorp]

You know serious engineering is afoot when Mark Rober's playlist starts going.

[@HawksNestYT]

I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful

[@naivedhyajain1632]

Yo hawks what up?

[@ananyobratapal5521]

Exactly

[@chrislhyle5145]

bruh i didnt expect to see you here

[@ElysetheEevee]

Right?

[@phineas122]

This guy slaps enemies in CODM.

[@rugbynimbus]

"I'm sorry, but I ordered this steak medium. Could you have the chef slap it around for another 5-10 minutes."

[@whythough5300]

Yes sir, well bring it out in about 2 to 3 thousand slaps.

[@DM-qj7eh]

@@whythough5300 no i want 10000 slaps

[@dontblink9024]

could you stfu

[@Dafuwy]

@@dontblink9024 you $tfu kid and go to sleep

[@CosmaPaulaton]

@@dontblink9024 yes, but we have no reason to.

[@ishaqmartinez301]

You need to use medium strength thread locker on the bolts so the viberation doesn’t loosen the bolts

[@iamloserish]

This video changed my life for the better, Thank you Louis.

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

Gordon Ramsay: watches the video MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW

[@parthosarathi5333]

Somehow i can imagine that

[@davemarin7340]

Gordon actually watched the first slapping video

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

@@davemarin7340 wut

[@wij2012Gaming]

@@davemarin7340 proof/reference?

[@wasinoorazam9420]

Same

[@Stop_arguing_with_strangers]

“Original Meat Beater” sounds like something my uncle would call me

[@gigasquid2040]

r/cursedcomments

[@unknownsauce69]

Point on the doll buddy😃

[@joshkizurchin]

Was looking for this

[@labyrinth2646]

LMFAOOOO

[@nogudrhymez]

Dysfunctional family eh? I wouldn't go around telling people this...

[@pmdean95]

This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much

[@Pupp3tmaster-uq3yz]

I remember watching this 2 years ago, and it came up in my feed. I love watching it still

[@miscellaneoof]

Imagine being a chicken, dying and then never getting to find out that your body was slapped until it cooked in front of a live audience

[@Johnnyjayduweisst]

@Ratso Fatso animals are objects okayyy...🤔

[@trinityziakas5531]

@Ratso Fatso That is not true

[@phinksguccisuit4272]

I think he means dead chickens are objects

[@imscarlet1404]

@Ratso Fatso they do have minds, they are just not aware of their existence, we humans are probably the only ones that are self-aware.

[@bleughbloop8569]

@Ratso Fatso I'm sorry...what? Most animals and especially mammals have essentially the same minds we do, just...stupider... We're just biological robots as well lol, we function for 80 odd years then stop working.

[@yes5019]

“How to cook chicken” Google: *reasonable answer* Bing:

[@seriouslybaked2204]

accurate

[@loopstationyt]

WikiHow: *Slap the chicken repeatedly with your bare hand until fully cooked or alternatively, until your arm falls straight off.*

[@Weisz]

Facts tho

[@Kefneko]

@@loopstationyt then replace it and continue

[@coltgar2465]

lmfaooo

[@podunkest]

And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.

[@simhthmss]

I have never seen so much effort for such a ridiculous sounding premise. Well done!

[@BobTheHatKing]

Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!” “It is”

[@goodgoblin3169]

“It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit

[@goodgoblin3169]

@@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@goodgoblin3169 🤣

[@sir.mctubs6679]

It was

[@Taikamuna]

Family: leaves house 13 year old me:

[@pbjman5809]

I too slap chicken when I’m home alone

[@anti808]

Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it

[@EndmostOcean43Pro]

13 yr old verified

[@rosemary.777]

I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better

[@Iniix_]

Hello domino man

[@chitototoy176]

Thank GOD the world has people like this gentleman. #KEEPonKEEPINGon!!!!!!

[@RafaelMunizYT]

that's a weird but interesting way of proving the laws of thermodynamics

[@schmoyoho]

*spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering* *cuts steak with plastic knife*

[@explodingdustrags2952]

Who are you?

[@cat-qd2tj]

Lol

[@coolguy12320]

Lol

[@joielollis]

I noticed that too

[@Weisz]

Not gonna lie, I don’t even own a steak knife 😅

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.

[@leongjosun9055]

look who it is again

[@KeaneJ123]

only 1 reply????

[@tynarvo2176]

Hello again

[@PaulVeherano]

Finally gotcha

[@gandhi5596]

why did you shave ur mustashe

[@ChrisACD]

Imagine being that chicken, your whole life leading to this moment...

[@joe_z]

0:57 "Oh hey, this Mark Rober video is wicked!" "...wait a minute..."

[@AkinsoftSB]

This chicken slaps.

[@cooperpmac]

Damn akinsoft haven’t seen you I’m since I played skyblxon

[@toxrau7654]

no u

[@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697]

This chicken punches

[@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew]

‎

[@vincentdreemurr]

the chicken kills

[@KazuhaDog69]

*Fire was found 2 million years ago* People before that time:*slap slap slap*

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@notsoshort7291]

@@kelvincheruiyot8187 I don’t want to click it

[@controlledby4865]

@@asianwhite1496 I think he wants too

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@controlledby4865 I think you want to too

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@jwsiixfodirj5992]

Great vid as always Mark!

[@Herowebcomics]

Wow! It is awesome to see such effort put into something so silly!

[@Captain_Clobb]

HWC Mental Illness Ministries.

[@retrowave762]

*Send this to Gordon Ramsay immediately*

[@Weisz]

mans is gonna drop dead on the spot

[@Weisz]

just tweeted it at him, maybe if enough of us rt he'll see it (my twitter is @louisweiszYT)

[@retrowave762]

@@Weisz we have arrived this far, our mission for the meme-god cannot falter now

[@glkglkglkglk9193]

@@Weisz it's raw you fooking DONUT

[@ZXL000]

One of the only few good things to come out of this quarantine.

[@mysticalpotato86]

Imagine this was just the way we cooked stuff normally, like you'd have a 2 star Michelin restaurant with a quiet, sophisticated ambience, and just in earshot, the constant rhythmic pounding of a chicken slapped to perfection in the kitchen.

[@danielwhitehurst8432]

This sounds sexual and I dont like it😭

[@Moon-vf3lh]

Lol imma make a restaurant like this

[@user-mz7cn9hq8v]

@@danielwhitehurst8432 this sounds sexual only in case you have parents that have a mental breakdown when someone says the word "die"

[@mmyees1167]

"""""perfection"""""

[@Nick-pu2kc]

most underrated yt comment

[@Zer0edd]

Can't believe I'm watching a guy cooking dinner with slaps at 4 am. Great vid.

[@Datboioioi]

This gigachad is the Mark Rober of food…

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

"hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?" "I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"

[@pogobod2128]

no that’s grown man science

[@viktorkukuruzovic5332]

"i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"

[@thecommenter578]

"Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"

[@nathanielcarter7984]

@C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂

[@bunnyunknown9785]

@@thecommenter578 oop

[@luckytradeslt]

Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast

[@Neon_Nectarine]

Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this

[@davek417]

Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o

[@professionaltaxevader4638]

@@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat

[@mikeyxyz6706]

@@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.

[@R3MAXEL]

@@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy

[@nerdlesintime]

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever watched and I absolutely loved it hahaha I'll be checking out your other vids! Thanks for the content :D

[@shadowr2d2]

Thank you for posting this video. You have a new subscriber. Keep up the great work.

[@astu6349]

We've gone to the moon, explored other planets, discovered genetic engineering, and now we have cooked a chicken by slapping it

[@suzannax]

It's one small step for man, one giant leap for chickenkind

[@ElectroLXR]

I wonder what's next.

[@Hidfuskno]

@@ElectroLXR turkey?

[@musicmastermind2154]

Amazing

[@Profileunused]

*Taking beating meat to a whole nother level.*

[@JohnRiggs]

Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.

[@_Silenceman]

i agree

[@vegito9008]

@@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time

[@AFF_NYC]

Chicken

[@HaliesH]

Chicken

[@majormelon8855]

Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks

[@TheToonWorkshop]

The crazy thing is that I got a food theory video right next to this one asking the same question that you answered.

[@koSTEKlet]

Imagine an alternate reality where humans never found out about fire and they just starting to punch their food when they want to cook it which made them super muscular

[@Alex-qr4do]

This is what millions of years of evolution has brought us to. Perfection.

[@Garr3t]

👍

[@roguechest743]

@@Garr3t 👍

[@beram3321]

@@roguechest743 👍

[@nagamongsor7622]

@@beram3321 👍

[@vitaminprotein9669]

@@Garr3t 👍

[@TimeBucks]

this man literally just living in peter sripols garage

[@rustom6147]

Get this verified man more likes.

[@Fish-pe7tc]

Why are you everywhere

[@pedropedrohan102]

found the verified

[@dnzdrakrks7549]

😭😭

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@rabbitwolf6521]

I told my mom I was watching this video and she gave a very concerned look.

[@jeromejor5395]

For some reason I laugh hard when the machine slaps the chicken all the times when the act was performed

[@TheRussianBadger]

finally

[@lichking8769]

I love your videos

[@lichking8769]

What do u use to animate

[@lostTL]

sup badger

[@Bigazoa11]

we did fellas we cooked it by punching it

[@desertsmeagol7073]

Badger has found inner peace

[@ohno5606]

A wise man once said... “If kinetic energy can turned into heat energy, how fast do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?”

[@atomicrex7060]

Jello from Russian badger?

[@aff77141]

Don't tell him this worked....

[@GallonOfCum]

3725mph

[@toddfisher5040]

Haha I was the 500th like

[@projectmo1352]

Let him cook Let him coook Let him cooooooooooooooooooooooooook!

[@AnimationDunk]

This is one of these videos that make me think you can literally find ANYTHING on the internet

[@RandomYT05_01]

This guy should win a prize for his ingenuity, and the whole fact that he slapped a chicken till it was cooked.

[@TheViccerBoy]

good console in pfp check! /\

[@m0ded514]

Mrbro did it say before

[@shinko6342]

Makes an entire new insult. "I'll slap you till your face is cooked!" XD

[@Jedededededede]

Louis: Surprised the meat is soft the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0

[@Urelei98]

@Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.

[@cookingwithkimbap4432]

buttcheek baby 9000

[@ForeverDegenerate]

@A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p

[@moisesmera7913]

Gordon Ramsey took notes. He realized this whole time he was wrong

[@cagelous_nicolai]

Imagine inventing the chicken slapper in your room and your mom overhears you at the door.

[@masonwong8007]

Just imagine reading a recipe and it says "set MeatBeater to 135,000 slaps."

[@xPhantom_404x]

😏

[@xPhantom_404x]

For the heavy cream

[@CrestToothpaste28]

@@xPhantom_404x Oh god

[@no898]

@@xPhantom_404x why you gotta do this?

[@williamharbuck8575]

Hahahah

[@StevenHe]

Louis deserves his own Netflix show

[@PISSWASSER996]

First

[@coldplayisjustokay7820]

@@PISSWASSER996 the cheese shall take over. Just you wait.

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@coldplayisjustokay7820 Ok

[@goombstrollface]

i love you

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@goombstrollface I love you too

[@obamabinladen9736]

The fact that a chicken died for this.......man must be the proudest chicken in heaven

[@vioectrolysis]

Well...this video finally found me. Good job!

[@GP-ci8qt]

This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery

[@terozen]

Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife

[@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668]

@@terozen yes xd

[@fakshen1973]

Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.

[@lordcthulhu17]

also I don't think he knows how to season his food

[@googleuser5375]

Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen

[@faitodeyo7019]

Chicken: Harder Daddy Him: What Chicken: What.

[@bandit5676]

Thanksgiving is gonna be lit this year

[@bob513993]

I have no idea why this ended up on my home page, but I’m here for the ride lol

[@integza]

You should throw some tomatoes in there for flavour and stuff #noulteriormotive

[@JoelCreates]

A tomato bit my sister once

[@Weisz]

Omg hi integza

[@PlanetComputer]

2

[@rotini3851]

Integza your videos are epic

[@noahk.1699]

@mega stryke Gameplay its an apple...

[@PlasmaChannel]

Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.

[@jifi9866]

but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite

[@w3t_wlpes]

i would like to see that

[@dog3_l0ver]

Do you understand what you just did?

[@towatchvideos5592]

THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!

[@devinchrishaun]

This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.

[@minotaursgamezone]

My science teacher talked about this video. I came here, good work

[@jamesdeerwood146]

I just got a question in my final Physics exam about this problem and I almost laughed out loud in the middle of the exam hall.

[@Yamin-li2xv]

"Ayo want some chicken?" "Yes actually" "Do you want it fried or grilled?" "Slapped please" "Excuse me wha-" " *SLAPPED* "

[@vortexx8025]

*S L A P P E D*

[@hugotheimpecileone]

s- s- sir what are y-

[@prcr364]

@@hugotheimpecileone I’m saying I want it slapped.

[@dilo9277]

Man this chicken really slaps.

[@name-is4dz]

I bet Slapped chicken is a secret menu order

[@Omen_Burrito]

i love how this trend died so long ago and yet this guy is like a mad scientist who cant let go of the past

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvregrg

[@sheshnathsinghkushwaha5559]

That means El psy congroo

[@jdd3786]

I can't believe I sat here and watched another man slap chicken for 13 minutes.

[@PiDev]

I have never seen a less appetizing looking chicken.

[@brycedunn4113]

"How to cook chicken?" Google: 165° in oven for 5 minutes. Bing:

[@carlosyangmorales2560]

XD

[@CGamingRBLX]

Lmao

[@How2TutorialsLOL]

underrated

[@marisetogaya5793]

Only 5 minutes?

[@billyfraiser6298]

lol 165 degrees for 5 minutes? Whelp, i can tell you've never baked chicken before...... not even close lmao.

[@corrupt1user]

2 years later, Louis opens a chain of restaurants called "Meat-beaters; We beat your Meat!" only to fail when he attracts the wrong type of customer.

[@abyssalblade7244]

Jajajajajaj

[@mintjxlly]

they beating a different kind of chicken, mainly a male chicken

[@factstudioofficial93]

He beats chicks, male and female 😏

[@generationm2059]

4 years later... "Welcome to Fish Slappers! We'll pound your tuna!"

[@nitroblocker6301]

I heard this slap sound in my parents room

[@doloresarispe9247]

I would not be able to see videos like yours if it wasn't for my son who me up with these entertainment. Thank you son.

[@Reloaded2111]

This is weirdly satisfying to watch.

[@pugmugjug2852]

This guy: *literally beats his meat* 5 million people: 🤔

[@vocaloidteto]

O H NO - I HAVE A DIRTY MIND I

[@ninicazb1]

@@vocaloidteto that's the point

[@ShiroAikawa]

@@vocaloidteto hahahahaa

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvregf

[@butteredpooper7750]

@@vocaloidteto that’s the joke bro

[@waynejohnson2419]

Remember your 50°-130° time needs to be under 6 hours to effectively pasteurize poultry.

[@kaito7132]

*David is proud of his work*

[@unknownwatcher4583]

Imagine graduating engineering in college just to make a chicken slapper, such a legend 😎

[@sagargajare7030]

Indian right 😹

[@Student0Toucher]

You realize its fake?

[@tamakiamajiki675]

@@Student0Toucher how is it fake, I thought it was real 😞🧐

[@CoryMck]

Don't need to imagine, my eyes and ears are functional

[@ShikiPlays420]

What do you mean 'just'? I would graduate JUST to do this!

[@mausumisarkar62]

Imagine if this was discovered before fire. Our ancestors just sittin there slapping the cheeks of every animal they kill.

[@pierrecurie]

Newton's 3rd law would cook your hands.

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

Why would you ever resort to eating a rhino.

[@samiamrg7]

I mean, there are old stories (now discredited) of Mongol warriors putting strips of meat under their saddles to heat and tenderize them during a day of riding, thus allowing them to spend less time preparing meals and more time on the move.

[@enkaphalin1111]

@@pierrecurie protein is protein

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvreeyey

[@andremoraski408]

Bro did I just see you use a table saw with no fence to butt your piece up to lol your a mad lad

[@EatSleepEmpire]

The phrase “let’s go!” Will be the stain on this time in history. Apart from that, this was a fantastic video.

[@cognitivelydeficient4866]

It’s not the floating cars we expected 50 years ago, but I think this is just as extraordinary. Nobody expected this.

[@PedroCosta-po5nu]

"floating cars" did you mean helicopters.

[@barney676]

Gordon Ramsey slapping salmon because it was undercooked: “Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

[@gamerhatch9072]

Looool

[@3SevenStangVids]

You wonder what else this guy builds in his free time

[@AJ_Banana]

chicken: Finally, a sweet release of death, may my vessel returns to mothernature chicken: gets slapped into oblivion

[@locke8628]

“It feels like it’s already been chewed” And i wonder why

[@justinmiller129]

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&jng

[@biancawantsbooks1904]

I was thinking that it may be because it wasn't electrocuted

[@jimjimsauce]

this man is a perfect blend of mark rober, william osman and michael reeves

[@madjaster9620]

No idea who William Osman is but yes!!!

[@Sumit-dh4qe]

@@madjaster9620 me too

[@ghiaccio1384]

All of them are the best

[@oliver62]

and mrbeast

[@user-io8ct3hh3u]

Exactly my thought

[@Binhnguyen-wb8cm]

“Energy is not born or disapear it self, it just transform to another form” Physics student: ok let me proof it myself

[@Orio435]

i’m glad he didnt name it “adjustable slap strength”