I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It

[@Weisz]

Want to own a piece of internet history? Buy your own Mini Chicken Slapper here: glys.tn/aryc5cfd These are made in-house in my studio, and signed and numbered individually by me! Think of it as an artist print -- it's a limited run of 100, so get one now before they're gone! This video has been over TWO MONTHS in the making, and I could not have done it without your support - thank you so much for subscribing, supporting, and following along throughout this project! When I made the first chicken slapper this channel had around 8,000 subscribers, so please consider this video my way of thanking you for taking this channel to over 300,000! We're just barely getting started here and I'm so excited for you to see all of the upcoming videos I've planned. Also, MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) Joel Creates: kzbin.info/door/Hk0IYEDJxQGQ-nbd3yP_KA

[@Blizzarien]

Yes Chicken

[@animationspace8550]

Is the meat beater your greatest achievement? Your channel is amazing

[@joannepiatz768]

I like your chicken

[@joshuatang69420]

Mark rober music i like it

[@goatedtoe963]

POG

[@JoelCreates]

I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters

[@Weisz]

What could possibly be more important? 😂 But seriously, thanks for the help!

[@فازقنطارا]

Damn i'm so early

[@aliasgerchallawala4582]

that’s awesome

[@matthewsingh4969]

Mmmmmmmmm world changing tech

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

Omg it's S E N P A I

[@rugbynimbus]

"I'm sorry, but I ordered this steak medium. Could you have the chef slap it around for another 5-10 minutes."

[@whythough5300]

Yes sir, well bring it out in about 2 to 3 thousand slaps.

[@DM-qj7eh]

@@whythough5300 no i want 10000 slaps

[@dontblink9024]

could you stfu

[@Dafuwy]

@@dontblink9024 you $tfu kid and go to sleep

[@CosmaPaulaton]

@@dontblink9024 yes, but we have no reason to.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.

[@leongjosun9055]

look who it is again

[@KeaneJ123]

only 1 reply????

[@tynarvo2176]

Hello again

[@PaulVeherano]

Finally gotcha

[@gandhi5596]

why did you shave ur mustashe

[@rucu8311]

Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir? Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please. Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist

[@BigWheezer2000]

Please, give my compliments to the Executive Meat Beater

[@CeoOfBingBong]

"please beat my meat well done."

[@AkinsoftSB]

This chicken slaps.

[@cooperpmac]

Damn akinsoft haven’t seen you I’m since I played skyblxon

[@toxrau7654]

no u

[@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697]

This chicken punches

[@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew]

‎

[@vincentdreemurr]

the chicken kills

[@gEtar87]

"How would you like your steak, Bond?" "Slapped, not seared"

[@krypticviper1613]

Shaken not stirred

[@redonyoutube6713]

“MI6 has added a new tool to your arsenal, courtesy of Q” “Hm, what is it?” “It’s called “Meat Beater 9000”. It can cook your enemies enough to remove any bacteria and give you a medium rare meat.” “Good show.”

[@Weisz]

This is a quality comment

[@karlmarx828]

@@Weisz truly

[@ammonhawkins1968]

Haha!

[@Xyles7]

"Sir how do you want your steak?" "Slapped."

[@willamfitzgirld7111]

Now someone is gonna do this

[@Trickster___]

No more 69

[@YoInPuLsE]

@david504

[@rushakgaming9732]

Me as waitress : Slap the customer

[@Xyles7]

@@rushakgaming9732 me as a customer: harder

[@RafaelMunizYT]

that's a weird but interesting way of proving the laws of thermodynamics

[@caedene3464]

I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and KZbin has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh

[@blondie9909]

Holy shit same

[@orangeapples]

There is no justice in the world until I can go to my local target and buy one of these.

[@janoiyamckenzie8347]

Riiiight

[@snirmor6194]

Just got recommended

[@sleepyartist6040]

@@orangeapples I wholeheartedly agree

[@HawksNestYT]

I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful

[@naivedhyajain1632]

Yo hawks what up?

[@ananyobratapal5521]

Exactly

[@chrislhyle5145]

bruh i didnt expect to see you here

[@ElysetheEevee]

Right?

[@phineas122]

This guy slaps enemies in CODM.

[@hoiitzel]

Imagine this actually becomes a cooking method. "Hey guys, help yourself to some refreshments. I'll just go beat my meat and dinner will be ready."

[@haydenjassmann7104]

Underrated comment lmao

[@FelixF2020]

Sounds wrong I'm in

[@phobia7411]

Ah yes a man of great culture

[@TheNissan100]

This guy will be a kajillionare if so

[@JojoEditor1970]

Yeah he is going to beat the meat and make some sauce.

[@decke7164]

Next up is how many slaps it takes to burn a chicken

[@barlah1]

hell yea brother

[@schmoyoho]

*spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering* *cuts steak with plastic knife*

[@explodingdustrags2952]

Who are you?

[@cat-qd2tj]

Lol

[@coolguy12320]

Lol

[@joielollis]

I noticed that too

[@Weisz]

Not gonna lie, I don’t even own a steak knife 😅

[@miscellaneoof]

Imagine being a chicken, dying and then never getting to find out that your body was slapped until it cooked in front of a live audience

[@Johnnyjayduweisst]

@Ratso Fatso animals are objects okayyy...🤔

[@trinityziakas5531]

@Ratso Fatso That is not true

[@phinksguccisuit4272]

I think he means dead chickens are objects

[@imscarlet1404]

@Ratso Fatso they do have minds, they are just not aware of their existence, we humans are probably the only ones that are self-aware.

[@bleughbloop8569]

@Ratso Fatso I'm sorry...what? Most animals and especially mammals have essentially the same minds we do, just...stupider... We're just biological robots as well lol, we function for 80 odd years then stop working.

[@StevenHe]

Louis deserves his own Netflix show

[@PISSWASSER996]

First

[@coldplayisjustokay7820]

@@PISSWASSER996 the cheese shall take over. Just you wait.

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@coldplayisjustokay7820 Ok

[@gloombstrollface]

i love you

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@gloombstrollface I love you too

[@Jemsy_]

"The design is very human."

[@TimeBucks]

this man literally just living in peter sripols garage

[@rustom6147]

Get this verified man more likes.

[@Fish-pe7tc]

Why are you everywhere

[@pedropedrohan102]

found the verified

[@dnzdrakrks7549]

😭😭

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

Gordon Ramsay: watches the video MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW

[@parthosarathi5333]

Somehow i can imagine that

[@davemarin7340]

Gordon actually watched the first slapping video

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

@@davemarin7340 wut

[@wij2012Gaming]

@@davemarin7340 proof/reference?

[@wasinoorazam9420]

Same

[@Taikamuna]

Family: leaves house 13 year old me:

[@pbjman5809]

I too slap chicken when I’m home alone

[@anti808]

Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it

[@EndmostOcean43Pro]

13 yr old verified

[@rosemary.777]

I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better

[@Iniix_]

Hello domino man

[@SlanglieBeatz]

10:25 "honestly.... It SLAPS"

[@PlasmaChannel]

Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.

[@jifi9866]

but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite

[@w3t_wlpes]

i would like to see that

[@dog3_l0ver]

Do you understand what you just did?

[@towatchvideos5592]

THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!

[@devinchrishaun]

This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.

[@BobTheHatKing]

Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!” “It is”

[@goodgoblin3169]

“It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit

[@goodgoblin3169]

@@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@goodgoblin3169 🤣

[@sir.mctubs6679]

It was

[@Jedededededede]

Louis: Surprised the meat is soft the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0

[@Urelei98]

@Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.

[@cookingwithkimbap4432]

buttcheek baby 9000

[@ForeverDegenerate]

@A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p

[@podunkest]

And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.

[@Finn_the_Cat]

People take so much for granted now

[@kemcolian2001]

Mate theres a difference between a 50 Trillion dollar megacorporation with nearly a century of experience and one dude in his basement

[@anunripecantaloupe340]

@@kemcolian2001mate you can still understand an underlying principle without taking it too literally

[@mysticalpotato86]

Imagine this was just the way we cooked stuff normally, like you'd have a 2 star Michelin restaurant with a quiet, sophisticated ambience, and just in earshot, the constant rhythmic pounding of a chicken slapped to perfection in the kitchen.

[@danielwhitehurst8432]

This sounds sexual and I dont like it😭

[@Moon-vf3lh]

Lol imma make a restaurant like this

[@todabsolute]

@@danielwhitehurst8432 this sounds sexual only in case you have parents that have a mental breakdown when someone says the word "die"

[@mmyees1167]

"""""perfection"""""

[@Nick-pu2kc]

most underrated yt comment

[@GP-ci8qt]

This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery

[@terozen]

Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife

[@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668]

@@terozen yes xd

[@fakshen1973]

Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.

[@lordcthulhu17]

also I don't think he knows how to season his food

[@googleuser5375]

Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen

[@Wildstag]

Calling it a "meat beater" with a straight face is what convinced me to actually pay attention. Thanks.

[@sleezer7]

fr lmaoo

[@albireotheredguard1599]

There was a Mad Tv skit about Meat Beaters!

[@latejuIy]

My dad is a meat beat if you count humans as meat

[@ckv1985]

1000th like

[@rabbitwolf6521]

I told my mom I was watching this video and she gave a very concerned look.

[@astu6349]

We've gone to the moon, explored other planets, discovered genetic engineering, and now we have cooked a chicken by slapping it

[@charcoal8]

It's one small step for man, one giant leap for chickenkind

[@ElectroLXR]

I wonder what's next.

[@Hidfuskno]

@@ElectroLXR turkey?

[@musicmastermind2154]

Amazing

[@Profileunused]

*Taking beating meat to a whole nother level.*

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

"hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?" "I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"

[@pogobod2128]

no that’s grown man science

[@viktorkukuruzovic5332]

"i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"

[@thecommenter578]

"Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"

[@nathanielcarter7984]

@C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂

[@bunnyunknown9785]

@@thecommenter578 oop

[@yes5019]

“How to cook chicken” Google: *reasonable answer* Bing:

[@seriouslybaked2204]

accurate

[@loopstationyt]

WikiHow: *Slap the chicken repeatedly with your bare hand until fully cooked or alternatively, until your arm falls straight off.*

[@Weisz]

Facts tho

[@Kefneko]

@@loopstationyt then replace it and continue

[@coltgar2465]

lmfaooo

[@-mv]

1:55 bro out of all clips you choose this one 😂😂😂

[@jennytulls6369]

Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "It's complicated."

[@aftenstjernemix]

Said no mom ever

[@Hewhoroamstheinternet]

@@aftenstjernemix it's a fuckin joke mate

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@Socialie plate Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "To slap some meat" Mom: "........... ..............."

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@Socialie plate ohhhh'kay...a little dark but I don't get the joke. It is a joke right?

[@Raaaaay]

*I watched some engineer beating meat*

[@TheRussianBadger]

finally

[@lichking8769]

I love your videos

[@lichking8769]

What do u use to animate

[@lostTL]

sup badger

[@Bigazoa11]

we did fellas we cooked it by punching it

[@desertsmeagol7073]

Badger has found inner peace

[@JohnRiggs]

Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.

[@_Silenceman]

i agree

[@vegito9008]

@@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time

[@AFF_NYC]

Chicken

[@HaliesH]

Chicken

[@majormelon8855]

Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks

[@pmdean95]

This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much

[@integza]

You should throw some tomatoes in there for flavour and stuff #noulteriormotive

[@JoelCreates]

A tomato bit my sister once

[@Weisz]

Omg hi integza

[@PlanetComputer]

2

[@rotini3851]

Integza your videos are epic

[@noahk.1699]

@mega stryke Gameplay its an apple...

[@Yamin-li2xv]

"Ayo want some chicken?" "Yes actually" "Do you want it fried or grilled?" "Slapped please" "Excuse me wha-" " *SLAPPED* "

[@vortexx8025]

*S L A P P E D*

[@hugotheimpecileone]

s- s- sir what are y-

[@prcr364]

@@hugotheimpecileone I’m saying I want it slapped.

[@dilo9277]

Man this chicken really slaps.

[@name-is4dz]

I bet Slapped chicken is a secret menu order

[@retrowave762]

*Send this to Gordon Ramsay immediately*

[@Weisz]

mans is gonna drop dead on the spot

[@Weisz]

just tweeted it at him, maybe if enough of us rt he'll see it (my twitter is @louisweiszYT)

[@retrowave762]

@@Weisz we have arrived this far, our mission for the meme-god cannot falter now

[@glkglkglkglk9193]

@@Weisz it's raw you fooking DONUT

[@ZXL000]

One of the only few good things to come out of this quarantine.

[@Fatlard2099]

1:04 That was my nickname in high school

[@Alex-qr4do]

This is what millions of years of evolution has brought us to. Perfection.

[@Garr3t]

👍

[@roguechest743]

@@Garr3t 👍

[@beram3321]

@@roguechest743 👍

[@nagamongsor7622]

@@beram3321 👍

[@vitaminprotein9669]

@@Garr3t 👍

[@luckytradeslt]

Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast

[@Neon_Nectarine]

Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this

[@davek417]

Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o

[@professionaltaxevader4638]

@@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat

[@mikeyxyz6706]

@@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.

[@R3MAXEL]

@@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy

[@brokepiek]

It would be funny if in a parallel universe a chicken is trying to cook a human cadaver by slapping it just for the fun of it.

[@w0bblegum347]

Its still funny eitherway lmao

[@firstnamelastname3468]

I have always thought if 'first contact' is with some species that evolved from chickens we are totally fu©ked! 🌌🐔👾+⚒️=🤧&🤪🆘

[@firstnamelastname3468]

Uhhhmmm, tastes like chicken...

[@fredashay]

Actually, the people in the parallel universe are more likely to be cooking their meat by slapping it (maybe because they never invented fire), and some whacky inventor comes up with the crazy idea, "Today we're gonna try to cook a chicken by putting a fire under it! Yes, that's crazy, but I think it might work!"

[@ChristmasTurki]

Why cadaver?

[@LanceDaugherty]

Louis deserves his own Netflix show. I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters.

[@brycedunn4113]

"How to cook chicken?" Google: 165° in oven for 5 minutes. Bing:

[@carlosyangmorales2560]

XD

[@CGamingRBLX]

Lmao

[@How2TutorialsLOL]

underrated

[@marisetogaya5793]

Only 5 minutes?

[@billyfraiser6298]

lol 165 degrees for 5 minutes? Whelp, i can tell you've never baked chicken before...... not even close lmao.

[@corrupt1user]

2 years later, Louis opens a chain of restaurants called "Meat-beaters; We beat your Meat!" only to fail when he attracts the wrong type of customer.

[@abyssalblade7244]

Jajajajajaj

[@mintjxlly]

they beating a different kind of chicken, mainly a male chicken

[@factstudioofficial93]

He beats chicks, male and female 😏

[@generationm2059]

4 years later... "Welcome to Fish Slappers! We'll pound your tuna!"

[@nitroblocker6301]

I heard this slap sound in my parents room

[@ohno5606]

A wise man once said... “If kinetic energy can turned into heat energy, how fast do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?”

[@atomicrex7060]

Jello from Russian badger?

[@aff77141]

Don't tell him this worked....

[@GallonOfCum]

3725mph

[@toddfisher5040]

Haha I was the 500th like

[@joe_z]

0:57 "Oh hey, this Mark Rober video is wicked!" "...wait a minute..."

[@StrangeParts]

I'm still sad you didn't make chicken plate armor. But what an awesome follow up to an incredible first video! So satisfying to see that cooked steak...

[@CoalitionGaming]

Yoooooo Strange Parts in the house!

[@Weisz]

Thanks so much scotty! I know you really wanted that plate armor... but on the plus side: it’s free real estate? “strange parts chicken video when”

[@JakeOJeffYT]

Hm

[@cookarain6205]

Food

[@katielamborghini3551]

Epic

[@Stop_arguing_with_strangers]

“Original Meat Beater” sounds like something my uncle would call me

[@gigasquid2040]

r/cursedcomments

[@unknownsauce69]

Point on the doll buddy😃

[@joshkizurchin]

Was looking for this

[@labyrinth2646]

LMFAOOOO

[@nogudrhymez]

Dysfunctional family eh? I wouldn't go around telling people this...

[@RandomYT05_01]

This guy should win a prize for his ingenuity, and the whole fact that he slapped a chicken till it was cooked.

[@TheViccerBoy]

good console in pfp check! /\

[@m0ded514]

Mrbro did it say before

[@shinko6342]

Makes an entire new insult. "I'll slap you till your face is cooked!" XD

[@Joris_00]

Gives another meaning to the question:"dude, is it ok if I slap your meat?"

[@Aochider397]

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak an hour ago. Where is it?" "I'm so sorry sir, we're still beating your meat." "What?" "It's still on the slapper" "....What?"

[@mrchordstriker]

At least no sausages were harmed in the last message...oi

[@josh_final]

"We're still beating your meat" ...

[@woofwolffe9360]

Um... is that appropriate?

[@mausumisarkar62]

Imagine if this was discovered before fire. Our ancestors just sittin there slapping the cheeks of every animal they kill.

[@pierrecurie]

Newton's 3rd law would cook your hands.

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

Why would you ever resort to eating a rhino.

[@samiamrg7]

I mean, there are old stories (now discredited) of Mongol warriors putting strips of meat under their saddles to heat and tenderize them during a day of riding, thus allowing them to spend less time preparing meals and more time on the move.

[@enkaphalin1111]

@@pierrecurie protein is protein

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvreeyey

[@JunkyardDigs]

Hell yes chicken slappin returns!!

[@Weisz]

POGGG

[@1MoreCheese]

POGGG

[@jef1561]

POGG

[@oskargd1220]

POGGERS

[@oskargd1220]

⛓️ *CHAIN-BREAKER* ⛓️

[@KylezGotGame]

Bruh no way I never watched the follow up video actually pulling it off

[@masonwong8007]

Just imagine reading a recipe and it says "set MeatBeater to 135,000 slaps."

[@xPhantom_404x]

😏

[@xPhantom_404x]

For the heavy cream

[@CrestToothpaste28]

@@xPhantom_404x Oh god

[@no898]

@@xPhantom_404x why you gotta do this?

[@williamharbuck8575]

Hahahah

[@barney676]

Gordon Ramsey slapping salmon because it was undercooked: “Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

[@gamerhatch9072]

Looool

[@KazuhaDog69]

*Fire was found 2 million years ago* People before that time:*slap slap slap*

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@notsoshort7291]

@@kelvincheruiyot8187 I don’t want to click it

[@controlledby4865]

@@asianwhite1496 I think he wants too

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@controlledby4865 I think you want to too

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@thekingofspades501]

This is one of the greatest feats a KZbinr had ever pulled off

[@cognitivelydeficient4866]

It’s not the floating cars we expected 50 years ago, but I think this is just as extraordinary. Nobody expected this.

[@PedroCosta-po5nu]

"floating cars" did you mean helicopters.

[@tillie3545]

I have to finish an essay due today. But here I am, watching a chicken getting cooked by slapping it. I don’t regret this choice at all.

[@Weisz]

you'll get extra credit if you can secretly sneak in a video reference

[@wigglyfruit4708]

replacing boring learning with exciting learning! ;D

[@dungfungus56]

I have a project due tomorrow morning but I agree, this is more important

[@themoochman3867]

Hey me too lmao

[@theelectriclemon3223]

I forgot i had an essay due tomorrow, you are a life saver!

[@bolossedu14fr85]

I remember a wise man once said : "If kinetic energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would i have to punch a chicken to cook it ?"

[@Naucks]

I do believe I know who you mean....

[@razgriz8305]

therussianbadger isn't it?

[@bolossedu14fr85]

@@razgriz8305 Therussianbadger is not the one who said it but one of his friends indeed

[@formaggio4949]

You'd have to hire saitama for that

[@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709]

Jello is a mood.

[@koSTEKlet]

Imagine an alternate reality where humans never found out about fire and they just starting to punch their food when they want to cook it which made them super muscular

[@unknownwatcher4583]

Imagine graduating engineering in college just to make a chicken slapper, such a legend 😎

[@sagargajare7030]

Indian right 😹

[@Student0Toucher]

You realize its fake?

[@tamakiamajiki675]

@@Student0Toucher how is it fake, I thought it was real 😞🧐

[@CoryMck]

Don't need to imagine, my eyes and ears are functional

[@ShikiPlays420]

What do you mean 'just'? I would graduate JUST to do this!

[@CookieCutter]

*So if I slap my leg too many times I will cook it?...*

[@GP_1834]

If you manage to hit your leg continuously 23,000 + times then yes.

[@briishmonke1265]

_I guess_

[@datasV]

@@GP_1834 true.

[@MyBestBuddiesForever]

oh hey look a certified comment, gonna leave somethin funny asap.

[@mishrasuvigya5541]

Cannibals are READY!!!😤

[@zero_burrito]

"If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?" - Jello in a russianbadger video, 2019

[@dr.osicran3379]

Maybe a kind punch from Saitama is enough.

[@-mako-6018]

ah yes, *K N O W L E D G E*

[@DadGangGamer]

Challenge accepted

[@my_pc_crash_while_utube349]

First law of thermodynamics

[@thomasritzgerald4997]

@Gam3rzito Boi no. If Saitama punched a raw chicken, THERE WOULD BE NO CHICKEN.

[@milesfreilich968]

Imagine telling someone you watched a video about how to slap cook a chicken.

[@sarahm.7886]

This feels Frankenstein adjacent, like you’re his younger, saner cousin or something, who wouldn’t raise the dead but isn’t past beating a corpse until it’s cooked - and I respect that

[@lordnile6657]

Hope you don’t mind I’m sending this phrase to all my friends from now on

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@edgewatersbestguitarist1524]

"beating a corpse until it's cooked" Just think, he went through puberty...

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@bigboijohnny763]

Mom: So, what did you do yesterday? Me: I finally witnessed someone beat his meat so much that he cooked it.

[@shedig524]

dont forget they got so many juice out

[@sigmaohio44]

That sounds super wrong if there is no contex...

[@bigboijohnny763]

@@sigmaohio44 that was the point lmao

[@fmking6944]

LMFAOO

[@sixteyneinhelperentity3038]

Lmao

[@nerdcity]

Animal testing complete. When do human trials begin?

[@riquetc0060]

First person to like a verified person's comment. I feel special.

[@annaphelan635]

I volunteer

[@simulping4371]

when the impostor is sus

[@kenyenmusic7548]

Just tell people you’re gonna beat their meat for free. You’ll get plenty of volunteers.

[@kyoshi1184]

Who said it hasn't started already? 😏

[@StaaxUltima]

There is no way I just watched a guy beat his meat for 12 minutes

[@jimjimsauce]

this man is a perfect blend of mark rober, william osman and michael reeves

[@madjaster9620]

No idea who William Osman is but yes!!!

[@Sumit-dh4qe]

@@madjaster9620 me too

[@ghiaccio1384]

All of them are the best

[@oliver62]

and mrbeast

[@Νάγια-ω9χ]

Exactly my thought

[@Tyler-no8zw]

This is the most significant scientific breakthrough in decades. I'm proud to be alive during this feat.

[@mwt__]

Yes.

[@cuygor7132]

Me too

[@philiphockenbury6563]

This is a historic achievement and proof that no matter what challenge we find, or dumb thing we think up, we can always find a solution to preform the impossible. I love humanity.

[@bot-nk2yk]

So if thats the case...then a time machine can be invented?

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&sd

[@nvsd2935]

@@bot-nk2yk yes

[@SixtyNice420]

Will Smith would love to learn this way of cooking chicken.

[@StevenHe]

You deserve all the views on KZbin

[@chestermuhi]

wuuut da fuuuuuukkk are youu doiin

[@Poqweeto]

Wuut da fuuuuuukk are youu doiin

[@spinenthusiast8707]

wuuut da fuuuuuukkk are youu doiin

[@pika3207]

wuuut da fuuuuuuk are youu doiin

[@pika3207]

wuuut da fuuuuuukkk are youu doiin

[@wikywiky5634]

“I’m just sayin’... if physical energy can be turned into thermal energy. How hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” -Jello

[@AnotherMC]

@Hamburglar the exiled it doesn't matter.

[@8642218]

I feel like i heard this before.

[@VixThine]

About Mach 4 if the chicken doesn't disintegrate from the force of the punch.

[@wikywiky5634]

@Hamburglar the exiled I am quoting him tho

[@molotovic2449]

Louis’ oven: *breaks* Louis: *cooks a chicken by slapping it* *“Modern problems require modern solutions.”*

[@retro3889]

E

[@rafreyes1190]

🙃

[@justinmiller129]

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&.pkmua

[@MasterKey2004]

135000 slaps later, 🥲🤤

[@GuitarReverie]

999 likes, I'm gonna ruin it

[@klashnacovak47]

His mother’s friends come over for a drink and asks what’s that noise coming from the garage. His mother replies it’s just my son smacking his meat.

[@zackast79]

Lol

[@matthewsanchez4047]

"The Original Meat Beater" I can't get over it 😁

[@nicoledreamcr4666]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@h4nnnanW]

Hah

[@devilhdante]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@snazzyeee]

We didn't have microwaves in stone age. People in stone age: **slap** **slap** **slap** **slap** **slap**

[@Myheartisburiedinvenice__]

this needs more likes

[@llle2761]

You microwave chicken???

[@dreadlord2466]

@@deepakbandyopadhyay7781 R/woooosh

[@whatswiththissassylostchilld]

I thought it was 🔥

[@mateololero4091]

@Gergő Takács r/it'swooooshwith4os

[@rehanalam1900]

When the sequel gets more views than the original: Impossible.

[@Hidfuskno]

Because this time he actually cooked it

[@jacksonplayz3100]

Lol u look like roblox noob

[@probablycheese]

@@jacksonplayz3100 lol u look like pico from pico's school

[@pero2321]

@@probablycheese finally someone who doesn't think that pico is from fnf

[@Noa0101]

lol you look like troll face made by Carlos Ramirez

[@KRYoung_dev]

Something about the pulpification of chicken by ferocious slap machine is just too funny to me. 😂😂

[@sussiesushi9474]

“The oven was invented in 1490” People before 1490:

[@MalaysiaIsProChannel]

Haha fire go brr

[@omardiagne9185]

@@MalaysiaIsProChannel braindead

[@jtiumproductions7629]

@@MalaysiaIsProChannel r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@frenzyy9011]

Lol if they where smart enough

[@alexerickson280]

@@jtiumproductions7629 Thats not how you link that subreddit, though.

[@mankdemelord6974]

“And how would you like you steak tonight sir?” “Medium rare, slapped.”

[@QS1597]

He should slap a full cow next

[@kumabear191]

Oh my god

[@LumboDumbo]

@@QS1597 an alive cow

[@vannoraapril7560]

"Slap like now" - Davie504

[@MrMetropolis]

"ALRIGHT CHEF, BRING OUT THE *_S L A P P E R_* "

[@dragonwithamonocle]

"Dave, it's the chicken guy again!" "Oh he's back, huh?" "Yeah, he says he needs another whole chicken." "Uh-huh. What's this guy using them for anyway? What a weirdo."

[@ZqTi0]

I don't know man I am not a scientist but he just may... may just be using it for food. I ain't any psychologist but I could be wrong but buying a chicken is usually for eating. Dont quote me on that though

[@dylanthatsit390]

@@ZqTi0 💀

[@dess8815]

@@ZqTi0 stop stop stop hes already dead

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

“Dave, I just spoke to the chicken guy, and it turns out that he’s running an experiment” “Uh huh, and what’s the experiment?” “How many slaps would it take to cook a chicken” “...There’s a BDSM club on the other side of town if he’s into that kind of thing...”

[@Jayvee4635]

Davie: he could've asked me to use my Holy Slap

[@connormcadam139]

1:06 meat beater💀

[@Maliktevin1643]

You heard it right! ☠️☠️

[@thescooterbrown]

Imagine an alternate universe where slapping chickens is the norm and some madmen attempt to cook a chicken by putting it in a hot box which they call "Oven"

[@dreadlord2466]

I don't even want to think about the possibility

[@El_Presidente_5337]

They would complain that the chicken is hard as rock

[@markusg5089]

TheHotBox9001

[@nicholasbowe2263]

How high are you?

[@dominicramos4832]

They call it the meat heater

[@ryuusaki2211]

This man is asking something that we didn't ask. And he solved it. What a legend.

[@megasauruss]

Oh, people definitely asked.

[@firemind0]

@@megasauruss unus an..

[@SyncedJay]

@@megasauruss I never thought of it just once now I need to think of something else no one thought of

[@gugitia]

I think about it since highschool

[@feathertail6327]

People in 1980s: “By 2020 we will have flying cars” People in 2021:

[@yanniskarageorgiou3573]

Just as good if you ask me.

[@Heleyrine]

I do hate this joke. It's not like scientific progress is bound to stop from going, if a youtuber does one or even many "shallow" scientific experiments. He is not a representation of what the "modern scienc is all about", or whatever. It's the equivalent of going to a middle school's science exhibition and going to each booth one by one saying: "compare this with the expectation of people in the 1980s!". *sighs. Sorry, just tired of this repeated and beaten to death joke that just undermines peoples' genuine untraditional effort to be entertaining, and create something.

[@franksmith3602]

Hey just a small heads about the 1980 remark. In 1977 in my lab. Table I built the means of lift. And controled flight with out any wings. No fuels, the box was the size of a 48 quart cooler. I did live demos, in a gym I strapped a 2000 pound I beam of steel to it. Floated it 4 foot of the floor and walked to one end of the gym by simple pushing it by hand. Then I strapped a fort lift to it . 10.000 pounds and lifted it 3 feet high like cotton ball. Next test viewed by scientists, milttary generals. I rigged a golf cart with no motor. Only the black box, with 4 adults in it .we did it FACT fly the first , golf cart, aka car. And not a few feet. For miles, and pretty high. High enought to be picked up RADAR and have the FAA, show up handing out tickets for no flight plan. No lights, ect. Yes it went to court. Milttary airforce brass shut it down in 1977. So as this clown is slapping chickens hahaha, at his age I " was " piloting the first flying car.

[@LiezAllLiez]

Theres a reason why flying cars arent a thing. Whats more, there wont be flying cars. Ever. The reason is simple: when a car crash takes place, the wrecks either stop where they are (nullifying each others energy) and the debris travels a short distance, or they smack into each other at an angle, which causes the debris to travel a little further, but not by much. If the same happened to a flying car, youd have an effect of having a large area beneath the accident be showered by debris. Each car crash would legitimately become a bombing run, and thats not acceptable.

[@henrydikes6704]

@@LiezAllLiez big brain

[@gdeech]

What is that song played at timestamp 9:54, I have been trying to figure it out for so fkn long.

[@InterMediaOfficial]

"Would you like your's fried or grilled?" "Slapped please."

[@RamiCrafy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@ijemand5672]

yours*

[@loveyourself.8870]

Valid

[@yourfellowhumanbeing2323]

Davie

[@cyropyro]

"So what stage are you at in your pandemic isolation?" "I've been doing more cooking projects. How about you?" "Ummm...Me too."

[@aspiring.creative.person6092]

This comment is so underrated

[@mayathecat4270]

Deku cooking steak 👁👄👁🤜🥩

[@rabeyabegum5170]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZyrlKR6YsqJibud

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvretrt

[@hans-je3pz]

Pandisex

[@rahym4786]

"How you would want ur steak done sir?" "Slapped."

[@fitzsocial6073]

LMAOOOO im deaddddd

[@danteoftheeast2672]

This deserves way more likes lol

[@VaajakoskiWildout]

Oke sir, u need to wait 9 hours. Do you wanna some drinks?

[@ParkerGunzo420]

Yes, I would like my drink slapped.

[@magesticwanderer9754]

My favorite comment rn

[@amazingwormy8453]

In 2100, "How would you like your steak, Sir?" "Slapped"

[@benz_2.080]

I’m sure this chicken is looking on its body in heaven and appreciating its contribution to society

[@lowdownshakinchill]

or hell

[@blank899]

@@lowdownshakinchill This Chicken be like when it was alive: "Peace was never an option"

[@babytricep437]

@@blank899 makes no sense

[@thebackyardman2105]

And the one that didn't fit in the tube?

[@Omen_Burrito]

i love how this trend died so long ago and yet this guy is like a mad scientist who cant let go of the past

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvregrg

[@sheshnathsinghkushwaha5559]

That means El psy congroo

[@marvelrassam9675]

Gordon: how would your like your stake cooked Me: to a perfect 60 degrees, accomplished by 35,000 slaps

[@azurethi2851]

135,000. what you suggest would still be fuckin mooing

[@conradk.3098]

@@azurethi2851 135 in facist units (135f) is the same as 60 correct units (60c).

[@hailey3839]

also gordon: would you like a wood or metal _stake_

[@sabreTXC3]

@@conradk.3098 everyone groaned when you said that

[@abm8017]

135,062

[@moisesmera7913]

Gordon Ramsey took notes. He realized this whole time he was wrong